Family Guy 11x21 Road to Vegas 赌城之旅
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[圆蛤同志骄傲日]
6月27、28日为同志骄傲日 为纪念石墙事件(69年同志维权事件)
谢谢你带我们参加同志骄傲日 Brian Thanks for encouraging us to come to Gay Pride Day, Brian.
没错 这看起来会很有趣 Yeah, this seems like it'll be fun.
真的有趣 不是那种"在你妻子工作时 Real fun, not "entertain-your-wife's-parents-
取悦你岳父母"的那种有趣 while-your-wife-is-at-work" fun.
劳伦7点回家 那么我觉得我们可以盯着 Laura gets home at 7:00, so I figure we can stare
我们的红酒杯一直到7点 at our wine glasses till then.
那 呃...那 啥时候... So, uh... so, when...
啥时候你们觉得自己会死? when do you guys think you're gonna die?
哇哦 一个游行 Wow, a parade.
就像我路过了很多东西 It's like I'm walking past stuff,
但自己根本没移动 but I'm not going anywhere.
看 是纪念假结婚的展车 Look, there's the float commemorating sham marriages.
抱歉 我的胃今晚又出了点毛病 Sorry, this stomach thing is acting up again tonight.
还有 我7月要出差去Mykonos Oh, and I'm going on a business trip to Mykonos for July.
Mykonos希腊岛屿 风景一流 蜜月首选...
上面说下一个是"居然是同志"花车 And it says this next one is the "Shocking Reveal Gay Float."
我都不知道 I had no idea.
嘿 看 Hey, check it out.
有空中表演 There's an air show.
哦 天啊 要撞上了 Oh, my God--they're gonna crash!
不不 别担心 是同志空中表演 No, no, don't worry--it's a gay air show.
他们只会轻轻的碰碰前端 They're just gonna lightly touch tips.
好了 大家注意 因为到了 Well, listen up, everybody,'cause it's time
我们揭晓大奖的时候 for our grand prize drawing for those tickets
weenie & butt 鸡鸡和菊花电台 在S05E02等中也出现过
席琳迪翁在拉斯维加斯演唱会的票 to see Celine Dion live in Las Vegas!
不孕不育 Infertility!
现在揭晓 Here we go!
大奖获得者是 Our grand prize winner is...
Brian Griffin.
哇哦 我不敢相信 Wow, I don't believe it!
嘿 祝贺你 伙计 Hey, congratulations, buddy.
你是个幸运的家伙 You know, you're a lucky guy.
我唯一得过的奖只是多了一天夏天 The only thing I ever won was an extra day of summer.
好吧 Peter--再多一天 Okay, Peter--one more day.
在车窗上看到我的倒影 I saw what I look like in a car window,
现在我不想去了 and now I don't want to go.
我们现在回到"Franklin & Bash" We now return to Franklin and Bash
Franklin & Bash(2011--)律师题材的美国喜剧电视剧
带有注释谁是Franklin with Indicators to Show Which One is Franklin
谁是Bash and Which One is Bash.
对他们头部的防御型打击是在传达... Defensive blows to their heads were to send a message...
哦 抱歉 抱歉 Oh, sorry, sorry.
"带我做二手车买卖" "Help me get into used car sales."
嘿 Stewie 我不知道你是否有兴趣 Hey, Stewie, I don't know if you have any interest in this,
你是否愿意和我一起去维加斯 but I was wondering if you want to go to Vegas with me
看席琳迪翁 and see Celine Dion.
开什么玩笑?我当然想去 Are you kidding?Of course I want to go!
哇哦 位置不错 Wow, these are good seats!
没错 显然这是Goldman药店捐赠的 I know-- apparently they were donated by Goldman's Pharmacy.
事实证明Mort的堂亲是席琳迪翁开场嘉宾 Turns out Mort's cousin is Celine's opening act.
真的?他会什么? Really? What's his talent?
我听说他算是个魔术师 I understand he's a magician of sorts.
好了 下一个魔术 All right, for this next trick,
我需要观众提供一个2毛5硬币 I need a quarter from the audience.
好的 谢谢 Okay, thank you.
你准备好了么 Stewie? You almost ready, Stewie?
我们差不多该去机场了 We should probably start heading to the airport.
没错 我正要和你说这事 事实上 Yes, I was gonna talk to you about that, actually.
昨晚 我自己仔细想了想 Last night, I was thinking to myself,
"为啥坐飞机 我们啥时候能瞬间到达目的地呢" "Why fly, when we can get there instantly?"
啥? 你啥意思? What? What do you mean?
你看 我最近完成建造了 Well, you see, I recently completed construction
一个空间瞬移装置 我觉得 on a teleportation device,and it occurred to me,
这也许是尝试它的最佳时机 this may be the perfect chance to try it out.
哇哦 Stewie 难以置信 Wow, Stewie,that's incredible!
哦 嘿 伙计们 Oh, hey, guys.
Peter 你手里拿着什么? Peter, what do you have there?
给我这个剪刀 Give me the scissors.
我就是想做几个面具 I was just gonna make some masks!
用你自己的剪刀 Use your scissors.
人家那把不锋利 They're not sharp!
那么 你觉得呢? So, what do you say?
嗯 瞬移到维加斯 对吧? Hmm, teleport to Vegas, huh?
好吧 就这么办 All right, let's do it!
好了 现在 这个装置是由动能提供能量 Okay, now, the device is powered by kinetic energy,
所以你必须通过跳舞来让它运作 so you've got to dance to make it work.
你 呃 真的 You, uh... really?
没错 你必须要舞起来 Yeah , you've got to dance.
你在做什么 你个傻屌 What are you doing,you tool?
你究竟懂不懂科学? Do you know anything about science?
你都看到我设置程序了 You just saw me program it.
搞毛啊 Stewie 根本没用啊 What the hell, Stewie?It didn't work.
嗯 有点古怪 Hmm, that's odd.
看来还是有 It appears there may still be
几个bug要修补 a few more bugs to work out.
不过 这一试还是值得的 Well, it was worth a try.
哦 我滴神啊 Stewie 它起作用了 Oh, my God, Stewie--it-it worked!
我们到维加斯了 We're in Vegas!
耶 好耶 Yeah, all right!
我们去医院 检查 Well, let's hit the hospital, get checked
有没有瞬移癌症 然后就去爬梯嗨 for teleportation cancer and then party!
既然瞬移机器没能把我们 Well, since the teleportation machine failed to get us
送到维加斯 那我们得去赶飞机了 to Vegas, I suppose we should just catch our plane.
等我们回来我就修它 I'll repair it when we get back.
这将是个不错的旅行Brian You know, this is going to be a good trip, Brian.
我真觉得命运之神会眷顾我们 I really feel like fate is on our side.
剪刀真是混蛋 Scissors are jerks.
还有我现在是夜枭了 And I'm a owl.
美漫"守望者"中的人物
哦 哇哦 看看那个 Stewie Oh, wow, look at that, Stewie.
绝佳的时间安排 Perfect timing.
哦 美极了 Oh, it's beautiful.
所有在这儿的事物都美极了 Everything's just so beautiful here.
真是杯具 This is miserable.
晚点3小时而且是满舱的飞机 Three-hour delay and a completely full flight.
别看我们 你这**猪 Don't look at us,you (bleep) pig.
带着你的Juicy运动裤和家里的脏枕头 Take your Juicy sweatpants and your dirty pillow from home,
Juicy Couture美国时装品牌 运动装很流行
还有你的桶装可乐从我的视线中滚开 and your bucket of Coke, and get the hell out of my sight.
她究竟有什么毛病 What was her problem?
看到那个了吗 Brian You see that, Brian?
我们的小弟弟一会儿也那样 对吧? That's going to be our penises later, right?
Stewie 那个瞬移机器太棒了 Stewie, that teleportation machine is amazing.
太棒了 我们已经在这儿了 It's so great that we're already here.
没错 大饱眼福吧 Bri Yep, drink it in, Bri.
该好好享受Bellagio提供的服务了 Time to enjoy all the Bellagio has to offer.
Bellagio是拉斯维加斯较出名的酒店 带赌场 喷泉表演 温泉浴场
经典的建筑风格 Classic architecture.
优美的艺术作品 Beautiful art.
此外 空气清新因为 Plus, the air is clean because they suck up
他们吸走了所有的二手烟放到了差的酒店里 all the cigarette smoke and dump it in the bad hotels.
闻到了吗 孩子们? Smell that, kids?
它们曾在富人嘴里待过 It's been in a rich person's mouth.
嗨 我们要登记入住 Griffin? Hi. We're checking in--Griffin?
啊 是的 Ah, yes.
我这里记录你要求一张 I see you've requested a bed that's good
弹跳俱佳的床? for bouncing and jumping?
没错 That is correct.
我是个生意人 I am a businessman.
请在这里签字 Just sign here, please.
如果你喜欢其实你可以留下那支钢笔 And you can actually keep that pen if you'd like.
不是吧 真的? No way! Really?
哇哦 你看到了吗 Brian Wow, you see that, Brian?
已经有好运气了 Good luck already.
我知道我们现在已经变成数字化世界了 You know, I know we're switching to a digital world,
不过我觉得这小东西还是能有一席之地的 but I-I think this little guy's still got a place in it.
嘿 我们应该试试门口的老虎机 Hey, we should try one of those slot machines by the entrance.
你知道的 他们经常设置这玩意儿高回报率 You know, they always set those things to pay out more
以勾引顾客去赌博 so they can lure people into the casino.
嗯 这是个好主意 Well, that's a great idea.
哦 我的天 真不敢相信 Oh, my God--I don't believe it!
Brian 我们赢了 Brian, we won!
我们赢了头奖 We won the jackpot!
哦 真难以置信 Oh, this is unbelievable.
自从主持奥斯卡之后都没这么开心过了 I haven't had this much fun since I hosted the Oscars.
晚上好 Good evening.
我就是想说对世界各地的女性 I just want to say that I have the utmost respect
致以最崇高的敬意 for women everywhere.
以及 那些犹太人 And also, the Jews.
晚安 Good night.
史上最成功奥斯卡
婶婶的一股怨念 奥斯卡这个梗就不用说了...
哦 谢天谢地 我们终于到这儿了 Oh, thank God,we're finally here.
这次飞机飞得够久了 That plane ride took forever.
他们在93号航班上播放"航班93号"有点诡异 Kind of weird they showed Flight 93 on Flight 93.
航班93号是以911事件改编的电影 Seth曾错过911事件中的航班
嗨 我们要登记入住 Griffin? Hi. We're checking in--Griffin?
嗯 的确有Griffin预定过 不过那房间已经 Hmm, I do have a Griffin here, but that room
- 在几小时前入住了 - 啥? was checked into hours ago. - What?
是的 我很抱歉我们现在没有空房了 Yes, and I'm afraid we have no other rooms available.
我知道了 有没有一个不太重的人 I see-- is there a less heavy person
可以让我们再录入一次? that could check again for me?
我很抱歉 我们这里已被订满了 I'm sorry, we're all booked up
因为荡妇大会正在举行 because the Slut Convention's in town.
- 荡妇大会? - 嗯 - Slut Convention?- Yeah.
她们被许给了一个百万富翁 They were promised a single millionaire,
但事实上只是一个群淫荡的松鼠 but it's really just a bunch of horny squirrels
套在富人的行头里 in a rich-guy suit.
那么... So...
你的钱都投资在生意里? you made your money in business?
你的房间在哪 帅哥? Where's your room, handsome?
至少让我拿走这支钢笔行不? Can I at least have that pen?
不行 这是bellagio的财产 No, that's Bellagio property.
糟透了 嘿 我要试试 Well, this sucks.Hey, I'm gonna go try one
门口的老虎机 of those slot machines by the entrance.
他们经常设置这玩意儿高回报率 They always set those things to pay out more
以勾引顾客去赌博 so they can lure people into the casino.
该死的 维加斯 Damn it, Vegas!
请问 我在哪里能找到吸烟的亚洲人 Excuse me, where can I find some smoking Asians?
哦 到处都是? 好吧 Oh, everywhere? Okay.
♪今晚幸运如淑女♪ ♪ Luck be a lady tonight♪
55年音乐剧Guys and Dolls中的Luck be a lady 此处为Frank Sinatra版
♪今晚幸运如淑女♪ ♪ Luck be a lady tonight♪
♪幸运只要你♪ ♪ Luck if you've ever been♪
♪曾经是淑女♪ ♪ A lady to begin with♪
♪今晚幸运如淑女♪ ♪ Luck be a lady tonight♪
♪ 幸运能让♪ ♪ Luck let♪
♪君子得见♪ ♪ A gentleman see♪
♪ 你的举止雅如兰♪ ♪ How nice a dame you can be♪
哦 天啊 这地方就是一摊垃圾 Oh, my God, this place is a dump.
嗯 让我们别这么早下结论 Well, let's not be so quick to judge.
这里说有欧陆式早餐 It says here there's a continental breakfast.
"欧大陆"一词也有"大陆"的意思
哦 这里的大陆是指非洲 Oh, the continent is Africa.
Stewie 这地方完全就是个垃圾 Stewie, this place is a complete pit.
我是说 不觉得诡异么 我们必须 I mean, doesn't it seemweird to you that we have
每20分钟就重新登记一次 to re-check-in every 20 minutes?
还有毛片是免费的 不过我们必须去大厅看 Also the porn is free, but we have to watch it in the lobby.
好吧 让我们看看能不能让这次旅行反转 Okay, let's see if we can turn this trip around.
我要去试试二十一点 I'm gonna try some blackjack.
给 拿上这40刀 Here, take $40.
我要去买冰激凌 I'm gonna go get some ice cream.
好吧 我一会就去找你 All right, I'll catch up with you.
嘿 你好 Hey there...
Denise.
今天怎么样?我不知道 How you doing today?I don't know.
一般我都要先和我男朋友确认 I usually have to check with my boyfriend first.
哦 Oh.
呃 要牌 Uh... hit, please.
24? 日 24? Crap!
你知道去找医生 Do you know what it's like to go to the doctor
并看到你的脚踩着垃圾桶是什么样吗? and see your own foot in the garbage can?
好吧 祝你渡过一个好的夜晚 Okay, you have a good night.
嘿 Stewie 我还需要钱 Hey, Stewie, I need some more money.
我输光了 Brian I lost it all, Brian!
啥? What?
我在去买冰激凌的路上 Well, I was on my way to get ice cream
经过一个轮盘赌 我全压在16上了 and I passed a roulette table, and I put it all on 16
因为Taylor Swift那首歌"16" because of that Taylor Swift song, "Sixteen."
那首歌是"15" That song is called "Fifteen."
刚才的点数是15 It came up 15!
Stewie 那是我带的所有钱了 Stewie, that was all the money I brought.
我就知道我应该带Peter而不是你 I knew I should've brought Peter instead of you.
哦 别这样 你和他来会更糟 Oh, come on, you would've done much worse with him.
他很明显地喜怒于色 He's got a terrible tell.
[超级好牌]
进行曲"Stars and Stripes Forever"
要牌吗 Peter? Any cards, Peter?
不 我很好 No, I'm good.
[凯撒宫 席琳迪翁今晚演出 ]
哦 这个肯定很棒 Oh, this is gonna be great.
我已听出她会举办一次令人吃惊的演出 I hear she puts on an amazing show.
当然 你会被那声音 She does-- you'll be amazed that that voice
从那张脸中出现而吃惊的 comes out of that face.
哦 谢天谢地 我们准时到达了 Oh, thank God,we made it in time.
我都没注意 I didn't realize how far
从那脱衣酒吧到那破酒店有多远 that awful hotel is from the Strip.
那打扫我们房间的女人没有耳朵 The woman who cleaned our room had no ears.
抱歉 这些票是无效的 I'm sorry,these tickets are invalid.
啥? What?
看来它们已经被扫描过了 It's showing that they've already been scanned.
我不能让你们进去 I can't let you in.
哦 这次旅行就是个大杯具 Oh, this trip has been a disaster.
没错 我实际上准备大赚一笔 I know. I actually thought I was gonna win big
然后去做我一直想做的整型手术 and get that plastic surgery I always wanted.
哦 我的天 Oh, my God!
看看他 Look at him.
太可爱了 He's so cute.
我很小 所以这无所谓 I'm small,so this is okay.
知道么 去他的吧 You know what, screw it.
我说我们别管损失直接飞回家吧 I say we just cut our losses and fly home.
嗯 我对这个不太确定 Yeah, I'm not so sure about that.
啥 为啥? What? Why?
好吧 我可能已经... Well, I may have...
而且 而且你会因此发笑的 And-and you are gonna laugh about this,
如果我知道你有黑色幽默 if I know your dark sense of humor,
我可能已经输掉了我们的飞机票 but I may have gambled away our plane tickets.
你什么?你怎么做到的? You what? How do you even do that?
这是赌城 Brian 你可以赌任何东西 It's Vegas, Brian.You can gamble anything.
我想用女儿的处女身在23上下注 I'd like to bet my daughter's virginity on 23
我很抱歉 是31 I'm sorry, it's 31.
这怎么样了? How's it going here?
不咋样 我知道你指什么 Not great.I know what you mean.
我们刚才从那个垃圾桌赢了个啪啪啪 We just took a pounding at the craps table.
听着 我们为什么不打电话给Lois和那个死胖子 ok, why don't we just call Lois and the fat man?
也许他们能帮我们 Maybe they can help us.
我不知道 I don't know about that.
你知道我们丢的那500刀吗? You know that 500 bucks we lost?
我算是从Lois那不告而取的 I sort of took that from Lois without asking.
如果她发现都没了 她会杀了我的 If she finds out it's all gone, she'll kill me.
你们是在说你们手头紧吗? Did you fellas say you were in a bit of fix
我兄弟有篮球赛内部消息 My buddy's got the inside track of a basketball game.
必赢的事儿 It's a sure thing.
我喜欢你所有都是不同形状的牙 I like how all your teeth are different shapes.
你为什么要告诉我们这个 Why are you telling us this?
你从我们这想得到什么 What do you want from us?
坦白说 我在出售我的公寓 Honestly,I'm trying to sell my condo,
我需要人在开放参观时 and I need people to come to the open house
谈论它有多好 and talk about how nice it is.
哇哦 每平方英尺的价格真划算 Wow, the price per square foot is quite competitive
和本区域类似房间相比 with similar homes in the area.
没错 我也爱这间 Yes, I also love it.
我很可能会买它 I will likely purchase it
除非有人出价竞拍 unless others put in a rival bid.
什么会阻止你? Well, what's stopping you?
你知道吗 你一直都如此含糊 You know, you've always been so noncommittal
在我们这段关系中 in our relationship.
你知道这多么让我难受吗 Do know how much it hurt my feelings
当你正要把我引荐给你父母时却迟疑了 when you paused before introducing me to your parents?
你没接丹佛的工作也是一样的原因 And it's the same reason you didn't take that job in Denver.
我很抱歉我本无意浪费你的时间 I'm sorry I didn't mean to waste your time.
我就是刚想起来我丈夫完全就是个鸡** I just remembered my husband is a total chicken (bleep).
我无法100%确定我们在做什么了 I'm not 100% sure what we're doing any more.
就如我说过的 在赌城最好的东西 It's like I say, the best thing you can see in Vegas
就是酒吧 酒吧 酒吧 is bar, bar, bar.
耶 而且他还没说老虎机 Yeah, and he's not talking about slot machines.
Stewie 我仍然不确定这是不是个好主意 Stewie, I'm still not sure this is a great idea.
放松Brian 我们就赌一场篮球 Relax, Brian; we're betting on one basketball game.
就这样 That's it.
这样我们就能清还债务然后回家 Then we'll be out of debt and on our way home.
应该是 我真希望 I suppose.I just wish
我们不必从高利贷那儿借钱 we didn't have to borrow money from a loan shark.
我是说 那个人看起来特严肃 I mean, that guy seemed pretty serious.
好了 还有几个事项 Okay, and just a couple of remaining items.
请在这表明我是否看起来像个笨人 Please indicate here if I look like a schmuck to you.
我准备选不像 I'm gonna say no.
很好 下面请勾这儿 然后这儿签名字首字母 Great. Then please check here and initial there.
呃 下面 你觉得这是某种游戏吗 Uh, next, do you think this is some kind of game?
呃 不是 Um, no.
好的 名字首字母 这里 Okay, initial, please.
最后 我的生日 And finally, my date of birth.
就是昨天 which Was yesterday
这就是今天的比赛 And that'll at it for us here
以Duke队丢掉3分结束 with Duke losing by just three points.
我们 我们输了 Brian We... we lost, Brian.
哦 该死 我们完蛋了 Oh crap, we're screwed.
嘿 Stewie 从背包里给我拿100刀 Hey, Stewie, give me $100 from the backpack.
我想出钱让个长得像Wayne Neon的人 I want to pay a Wayne Neon look-alike
是美一家全方位服务的霓虹招牌公司也是一个传奇摇滚明星
打一个长的像Rita Rudner的人 to beat up a Rita Rudner look-alike.
美国剧作家
我会给你1000刀 I'll give you $1,000.
让他打Rita Rudner Pay him to beat up Rita Rudner.
Stewie 我们TMD得从这儿逃出去 Stewie, we got to get the hell out of here
在高利贷发现我们之前 before that loan shark finds us.
是的 你说的对 Yes, you're right.
我有个不好的预感 Brian I've got a bad feeling, Brian.
我有个不错的预感 Brian I've got a good feeling, Brian.
我要给自己弄到蜂蜜 I'm gonna get me that honey.
我说Brian 这个背包 I say, Brian,this backpack feels
比原来那个要轻点 a bit lighter than it did before.
好吧 我没打算这么早告诉你 Well, I wasn't gonna tell you till later,
事实上我用了一部分我的钱 but I actually used part of my portion
解决了点私人业务 to take care of some personal business.
好吧 好的 All right, fine.
搞定了
嘿 老板 是我 Hey, boss, it's me.
我刚发现那两个借钱的白痴 I just spotted those two idiots who borrowed all that money.
是的 现在他们衣着亮丽 Yeah, well, now they're strutting around
走路嚣张 in flashy suits.
别担心 无论如何我都会把钱要回来的 Don't worry; I'll get that money back no matter what,
当然我不会先停下来 and for sure I'm not gonna stop first
并且在大厅吃可丽饼 and get some crepes in the lobby.
我在哪儿能找到可丽饼 Where can I get some crepes?
嘿 Stewie 谢谢你和我一起来 Hey, Stewie,thanks for coming with me.
这真的是一次很棒的旅行 This really has been an amazing trip.
没错 很棒 Yeah, it's been great.
呃 听着 Brian Um, listen, Brian,
这也许是告诉你的好时候 呃 this might be a good time to tell you, uh,
我邀请了 呃 一个人 I invited, um, somebody
来这间房 to come to the room.
嗯 你啥意思 Well, what do you mean?
哦这一定是他 Oh, that must be him now.
哦 不是吧 你看起来和广告里的照片一点都不像 Okay, come on, you look nothing like your picture in the ad.
闭嘴 把钱给我 Shut up and give me the money!
啥?你他妈在说毛啊? What? What the hell are you talking about?
好吧 我开始觉得你并不是阿波罗 Okay, I'm starting to think you're not Apollo.
你们这些混蛋觉得你们可以就这么从高利贷那 You bastards think you can just borrow a bunch of money
借了大债然后花在买俗气的衣服上? from a loan shark and then waste it on tacky suits?
俗气?先生 我要让你知道 Tacky?Sir, I'll have you know
我是从赌场大厅买到这身的 I bought this in the lobby of a casino.
别开枪 Well, don't shoot.
你一定是把我们和别人混淆了 You must have us confused with somebody else.
我们没借过什么钱 我发誓 We didn't borrow any money, I swear.
听起来有人想要一死 Sounds like somebody wants to die.
啊 不 不 Stewie Aah! No, no!Stewie,
就从背包里给他钱 just give him the money from the backpack.
好吧 好吧 别开枪 Okay, okay. Don't shoot.
啥...是空的 Wha... It's empty.
就是点麦圈和彩色书 It's just Cheerios and coloring books.
啥 钱TMD去哪了? What? Where the hell is the money?
先生 我们给不了你钱 Sir, we can't give you any money,
不过如果你有牛奶和碗 but if you've got some milk and a bowl,
我们可以给你一份健康来开始你的一天 we can give you a pretty healthy way to start your day.
好吧 够了 All right,enough of this.
你 狗 You, dog,
在你们两个中选一个去死的 pick which one of you two is gonna die.
啥?你不能要求我决定这种事情 What? You can't ask me to decide something like that.
所有生命都是神圣的 正如生命... The life of every being is sacred, just like the life...
好吧 我就杀你 Fine. I'll kill you.
别 别 杀他 他只是个婴儿 No, no, kill him.He's a baby.
他 他甚至都不一定记得他活过 He-he won't even remember he was alive.
你个婊子养... You son of a b...
啊 Stewie Aah! Stewie!
现在 去筹你们欠我们的钱吧 Now, get us the money you borrowed.
哦 天啊 Stewie 不 Oh, my God, Stewie, no!
呃 我被名为高射炮·肉裤的人 Yeah, I was booked for three hours
预定了三小时 by Archibald Meatpants.
他 他死了 He's... he's dead.
好吧 无论如何 我要求支付 Okay, well, either way, I'm getting paid,
以及有人被我爆菊 and somebody's getting torn open.
我们该TMD怎么做 Stewie What the hell are we gonna do, Stewie?
我们没有钱 无法回家 We have no money,no way to get home,
还有一个高利贷暴徒任何时候都可能要 and one of the loan shark's goons is probably gonna bust
破门而入并杀了我们 through that door any minute and kill us both.
我真希望我爸在这里 I wish my daddy were here.
他总是知道该怎么做 He always knows what to do.
啊 狗娘养的 Ah, son of a bitch.
嗯 我最好留个条子 Well, I better leave a note.
这才是正确的事情 It's the right thing to do.
[扫里扫里]
天啊 我从没觉得这么无助过 God, I've never felt so hopeless.
我是说 我们该怎么做 I mean, what are we supposed to do?
就这么等他们来杀我们? Just wait for them to come kill us?
我们可以逃跑 Well, we could go on the run.
用什么钱?而且他们还是能找到我们 With what money?And they'd still find us.
为什么不搭顺车回家? Well, why don't we just hitchhike home?
即使我们能回去 Even if we could get back there,
我们也是让整个家庭都陷入危险 we'd just be putting the whole family in danger.
我看不到任何解决方法 I don't see any way out of this.
还有一件我们可以做 Well, there is one thing we could do.
啥 是啥? What? What's that?
我们可以用自己的方式来解决 We could go out on our own terms.
啥 你是说我们应该自杀? What? You're saying we should kill ourselves?
想想吧 Well, think about it.
我们陷在这 等着 We're stuck here,just waiting
歹徒来杀 for some mobster to do it.
至少这样 我们可以一起了结 At least this way,we can go out together.
想想你说的 But think about what you're saying.
Brian 无论如何都是一死 Brian, we're dead no matter what.
至少这样 死的干净利落 At least this way,it'll be quick and clean.
对于酒店员工不干净 Well, not clean for the staff of the hotel,
不过这已经不是我们的问题了 but that's not really gonna be our problem anymore.
我-我不知道 I-I don't know.
看着 看来我们没什么可指望的了 Look, it's not like we've got a lot to live for.
我是说 我就要像Chris一样结束生命了 I mean, I'm just gonna end up like Chris,
唯一不同就是我聪明到知道我有多杯具 only I'll be smart enough to realize how miserable I am.
反正你本来也活不了几年了 And you've only got a few good years left anyway,
那还是如果我们活着从这儿出去 and that's if we even get out of here alive.
好吧 Stewie All right, Stewie.
我们做吧 Let's do it.
是啊 看 我很高兴你翻过劲儿了 Yeah, see, I'm glad you came around.
你知道 唯一让我对此有点犹豫的就是 You know, the only thing that was holding me back
知道Lois因此会大肆发作 even a little is knowing how much Lois is gonna milk this.
所有人 我真心想谢谢你们的支持 Everyone, I truly want to thank you for your support
还有提醒你们 直到砂锅之前 and remind you that,as far as casseroles go,
意面都行 we're good on pasta,
不过我们可以多来点甜点 but we could use some more dessert items.
哦 我太想念我的孩子了 Oh, I miss my baby so much,
还有比起水果 and I'm more of a chocolate person
我更爱巧克力 than a fruit person.
好吧 就到这了 Well, this is it.
我猜是的 I guess so.
数到三? Count to three?
好 Yep.
1,2... One, two...
3 我很抱歉 Three!I'm sorry.
我不能 我想活着 I can't. I want to live!
我没真的觉得我们能做到 I didn't really think we were gonna do it.
你混蛋 You dick!
哦 我的天 Brian Oh, my God, Brian!
Brian 不 Brian, no!
主啊 我做了什么? Good Lord, what have I done?
我最好从这儿TMD的出去 I better get the hell out of here.
搞毛啊? What the deuce?
这都是从哪来的? Where did this come from?
看来高射炮·肉裤 Well, looks like Archibald Meatpants
要渡过一次美妙的夜晚了 is gonna have a fun night.
去普罗维登斯单程票 One-way to Providence, please.
嗯 去普罗维登斯多少钱 Yeah, how much to get to Providence?
Brian?
Stewie 搞毛啊? Stewie, what the hell?
不过你怎么会还... But how can you be...
哦 我滴神啊 Oh, my God.
可-可能吗? C-Could it be?
这TMD是怎么回事? What the hell is going on?
我的瞬移机器起作用了 My teleportation machine worked.
当然 我们就是怎么来的 Of course it did;that's how we got here.
不 那是你怎么来的 No, that's how you got here.
我坐的飞机 I flew.
那个机器一定是造了两对我们 The machine must have created two pairs of us--
一对瞬移到了赌城 one that was teleported to Las Vegas
另一对没有 and the other that wasn't.
你在开玩笑 这不可能 You're kidding.That's unbelievable.
我知道 这 等下 I know, it... Wait.
另一个我哪了? Where's the other me?
哦 呃 啥? Oh, um... What?
和你一起来的Stewie呢? Where is the Stewie you came with?
哦 嗯 那 那些暴徒过来射杀你 Oh, well, th-these thugs came to shoot you,
我试着飞身去挡子弹 and I tried to throw myself in front of the bullet,
但是它一定是从 比如 腋窝或别的地方飞过 but it must have gone, like,under my armpit or something
因为它 它在你脸上爆炸的 'cause it-it exploded your face.
等下 那另一个我呢? Wait, what about the other me?
哦 真的很伤感 Oh, it was so sad.
你自己自杀了 You took your own life.
我试过 很努力让你放弃 I tried like hell to talk you out of it,
不过你还是从阳台跳下去了 but you jumped off a balcony.
人们时时刻刻来往 People keep coming back every hour
因为他们觉得这是个普通的表演 because they think it's a regular show,
就像 像那个火山或者海盗船那种 like-like the volcano or the pirate ship thing.
Wow.
我 我很高兴你还活着 Well, I-I'm so glad you're alive.
没错 我也是 Yeah, same with you.
我们可能也应该回家了 Well, we should probably head home.
没错 Definitely.
呃 呃 唯一的事是 我有点手短 Um, uh, the only thing is,I'm a little short.
你能不能借我点 Is there any chance you could cover me
来买车票? for the ticket?
哦 让我看看我有多少 Oh, let me see how much I have.
好消息 我正好有足够的票钱 Good news!I have just enough.
现在出发去普罗维登斯 Now departing for Providence.
嘿 你们看"O"了吗? Hey, did you guys see O?
太阳马戏团在Bellagio的水上主题表演 "O"其实是水的意思
没有 那个感觉比较弱 No, that seemed lame.
你知道 另一个你更加有趣 You know, the other you was a lot more fun.
哪一个是"O"? Which one is O?
是那个那个游泳的吗? Is that the-the swimming one?
别 别试着贬低它 Don't-don't try to demean it.
作为巴士站台最没文化的人 How does it feel to be the least cultured person
感觉如何? at a bus station?
嘿 Hey.
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