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以上就是我们半个小时的千年特别节目了 That concludes our special half-hour salute to the past 1,000 years.
我们用节目最后的时间默哀上个千年去世的名人们 We leave you with a look back at some of those we've lost this millennium.
(圣女贞德)
(1924-1988 美国电视电影演员 出演过情景喜剧 three's Company及其衍生剧)
Kevin邀请我去参加Quagmire的千禧年聚会 我太高兴了 Kevin asked me to Quagmire's millennium party. I am so psyched.
参加别人的聚会比较好玩 There's nothing like someone else's party.
你不用去收拾那些烂摊子 You never have to clean up the mess.
看来你晚上有活动啊 Well, looks like someone's going to a big party tonight.
你应该来个鸡肉套餐 给你优惠券 You should pick up a chicken-strip party pack for all your friends. Here's a coupon.
我不从大鸡手上要优惠券 你可不知道上回出了什么事 Look, pal, I don't take coupons from giant chickens. Not after last time.
对了 外面那只鸡给了我这张优惠券 Oh, yeah, and that nice chicken outside gave me this coupon.
对不起 这过期了 I'm sorry. This has expired.
你个混蛋 You son of a...
- 这些资料我星期五需要 - 估计时间不够啊 - I'm gonna need these by Friday. - Will that give us enough time to...?
那只鸡 给了我过期的优惠券 Chicken... gave me a bad coupon.
- 以后再说吧 哥们 - 没有以后了 - Some other time, pal. - There won't be any other time.
整个世界今晚上就完蛋了 The world is gonna end at midnight.
- 千年之夜 - 你是卖鸡肉的还是说瞎话的 - Y2K. - Are you sellin' chicken or sex jelly?
你没听说吗 晚上所有的电脑就要完蛋 Haven't you heard? At midnight, every computer in the world is gonna fail.
所有的飞机都要坠毁 全世界的核武器都会爆炸 Planes will fall out of the sky and all the world's nuclear weapons will explode,
- 整个地球完蛋了 - 不 - Annihilating the entire planet. - No!
你个傻兔子 Trix是给孩子们的 Silly rabbit. Trix are for kids.
(Trix是一个美国早餐谷类食品的牌子 此兔子就是它包装上的)
该死的长耳朵 想从耶稣那里抢走复活节吗 你说什么 Damned long ears, tryin' to take Easter away from Jesus. What were you sayin'?
Peter 怕你不知道告诉你 Hey, Peter, in case you didn't know,
在邮箱上绑气球是国际通用的 这里有聚会 标志 a balloon tied to a mailbox is the international symbol for "party over here!"
算了吧 世界就要完蛋了 我听一个公鸡男告诉我的 Forget the party. The world's gonna end. Y2K. I heard it from a chicken-man.
你啊 真是听风就是雨 Oh, Peter, you are the height of just-too-muchery.
想笑就笑吧 但是告诉你 你死了进不了天堂 Laugh, but when you die, you'll have to go to heaven.
你知道吗 我打赌你会被那两个死了的夜间法庭女法警抓住 And you know what? I bet you run into those two dead bailiff ladies from Night Court.
你分不清谁是谁 尴尬死你 And you won't know which one is which. And it'll be really awkward. So bite me.
- 帮我收拾下这个领扣好吗 - 你是不是穿太隆重了 - Can you help me with these damned studs? - Aren't you a little overdressed?
其实是 我刚从Quagmire那里回来 Oh, actually, I'm just stopping off at Quagmire's.
他那里今晚是波士顿警察大联欢 There's a benefit gala at the Boston Pops tonight, and...
我想泡那个吹长笛的女人 well, I'm trying to nail the flautist.
Stewie 你太可爱了 Oh, Stewie, you're adorable.
我还是喜欢肩带多一些 这样是不是显得我屁股大 Yes, yes, I rather like the sash. But do the Huggies make my ass look big?
Peter 快下来 你准备这聚会都一千年了 Peter, come on. You've had 1,000 years to get ready for this party.
他穿衣服老是花时间 It always takes him so long to get dressed.
我们要赶不上我堂兄的婚礼了 你穿好了没有 Peter, we're gonna be late for my cousin's wedding. Aren't you dressed yet?
该死 我们中的一个人要换衣服了 Oh, crap. Well, one of us is gonna have to change.
给我把拉链拉开 Unzip me.
- 你爸爸呢 - 他还在地下室里 - Where's your father? - He's still down in the basement.
你都呆在这里一整天了 你到底是 Peter, you've been down there all day. I hope they're already...
天啊 政府来了 ET 快跑(斯皮尔伯格经典 ET外星人) Oh, my God! The government is here. Run, ET, run!
马上世界末日就到了 快 穿上核辐射服 The end of the world is comin'. Get in your radiation suits.
咱们不能因为一点点谣言就错过一生一次的千禧年吧 We are not missing a once-in-a-lifetime event because of some wacko doomsday theory.
你们有那种想要但是一直没有得到的圣诞礼物对吧 OK, OK. You know that one Christmas present you really wanted, but didn't get?
- 一个电话 - 死了的Lois - A phone? - A dead Lois?
礼物都在地下室里 快去看吧 Yeah, well, it's in the basement. Come on, let's go see.
你干什么 如果你想呆在这里 那没问题 What the hell...? Peter, if you wanna stay here, that's fine.
但是我们要去聚会 孩子们 But we're goin' to the party. Kids!
- 你怀孕了吗 - 没有 - Honey, are you pregnant? - No.
太好了 太好了 我就这么过千禧年 Oh, dear me. Yes, yes, this is how I wanted to enter the new millennium.
跟一帮脑残呆在地下室里 打扮得像同性恋版的Neil Armstrong一样 Locked in a basement with imbeciles, dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong.
(1930- 美国宇航员 第一个登上月球的人)
真是的 要不是你 我现在就在波士顿和别人瞎侃Vivaldi呢 Thanks a lot. Right now I could be in Boston, pretending I give a rat's ass about Vivaldi.
(1678-1741,意大利作曲家,神父,演奏家 最著名的作品是小提琴协奏曲 四季)
- 或许我现在正和Kevin约会呢 - 不要幻想了 - And I could be getting felt up by Kevin. - Now don't you give it all away up front.
心动不如行动啊 Peter 你真丢人 Make him work for it. And shame on you, Peter.
用你那氦爆炸的瞎话把孩子吓坏了 Scarin' the kids with your nuclear-holocaust nonsense.
你说氦爆炸 错啦 是核爆炸 You said "nuclear". It's "nukular", dumb idiot. The S is silent.
马上就午夜了 It's almost midnight.
我们现在听Tricia Takanawa的报道 你有什么消息 We now go live to Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa. Tricia, what can you tell us?
Quahog的著名的雪白大蛤将会逐渐从楼尖降下来庆祝千禧年 Quahog's fabled alabaster clam is about to descend and usher in a new millennium.
- 十 九 八 七 -就要到了 - Ten... nine... eight... seven... - This is it.
- 六 五 四 - 淡定 - Six... five... four... - Hold on tight.
一 新年快乐 ...one... Happy New Year!
- 你害死我了 - 你高兴了吧 - A flautist, Peter. - Well, I hope you're happy.
走吧 孩子们 我们还来得及 Come on, kids, we can still make the party if we...
干得好 很欢乐嘛 Nice work. Very festive.
实际上 每个亮点都表示自动发射的导弹 Actually, each light represents a missile launching by itself.
你看到的新年快乐只是个巧合 The pattern is just a coincidence.
你这么一说我才发现 Y应该大写才对 不过也挺不错了 Now that you mention it, the Y is a bit misshapen. Still, it's pretty amazing.
人在花下死做鬼也风流 来吧 Hillary What the hell. Come here, Hillary.
有什么好戏 What'd I miss?
老天 你们感到了吗 Holy crap! Anybody else feel that?
早上好各位 Lois 你还记得我当第三个Hardy Boy吗 Good morning, family. Hey, Lois, remember when I was the third Hardy Boy?
(hardy boy两兄弟为青少年读物中的虚构人物 业余侦探 经常调查各种神秘事件)
Peter 根本就没有第三个Hardy Boy Peter, there was no third Hardy Boy.
是吗 就好像你说没有世界末日一样 Oh, really? Just like there was no apocalypse?
我拿你开玩笑成功了 He shoots, he scores!
好吧 世界末日你说对了 我们错了 OK, we were wrong about the end of the world and you were right.
- 别提了好不好 - 太不公平了 - Can we please just drop it? - It's just not fair.
我好不容易和Kevin有个约会 现在他都变成蒸汽了 I finally get a date with Kevin, and he gets vaporised.
那只是他的借口而已 He's just using that as an excuse.
我们庆幸自己在这场灾难中活下来就好了 Let's just be grateful we survived the apocalypse healthy and mutation-free.
- 我说了我能做到 - 闭嘴 - I said I can do it. - Hey, shut up!
- 你好 Clevemire - 我们叫 quagland - Oh, hey, Clevemire. - That's Quagland.
Quagland 你想的美 Quagland? Oh, you must be dreamin'.
等我收拾你 Not about kickin' your fat ass.
别打了 你们曾经那么要好 Boys, please. You used to be so close.
对不起 我们自从合体之后就没吃过饭 Sorry, Lois. We're both a little crabby on account of the fact that neither one of us
所以我们都有点上火 has had any food since we got fused together.
我们刚把东西都吃完了 Well, we just finished off what was left in the kitchen.
真想不通我们的食物是那么浪费的 When I think back on all the food we've wasted in this house.
吃啊 Tom Selleck 张大嘴 Eat, Tom Selleck. Come on. Down the hatch.
(美国著名演员 出演过多部剧 现在于CBS热播的 blue bloods就是他主演的)
等等 不给你吃 Higgins Come on. Hey, hey! None for you, Higgins.
(此剧名为Magnum,P.I.就是私人侦探Magnum CBS1980-1988年的热播电视剧,故事发生在夏威夷)
你别想偷Tom Selleck的食物 Tryin' to steal Tom Selleck's food.
已经喂过你了 No. No. You've had yours.
还好Peter在爆炸前准备了许多脱水干粮 Thank goodness Peter bought a huge supply of dehydrated meals before the blast.
你干什么啊 你把咱们一年的存粮都吃了 Peter, whaddaya doin'? You just ate a year's worth of food.
那又如何 我还是饿 What a waste of money. I'm still hungry.
各位快点走开 我要大便 Everyone leave. I have to poop.
快点 Now!
看来在这里是找不到吃的了 Well, so much for finding food at the Stop 'N Shop.
我好不容易找到会员卡 却买不到东西 It figures. The one time I remember my value-club card.
等等 我闻到烧烤的味道了 Wait a minute, I smell barbecue.
你觉得如何 我的手艺好吧 So, whaddaya think, Diane? Can I cook or what?
真好吃 咱们应该用筷子吃她 Delicious, Tom. I guess we should be eating her with chopsticks.
天啊 他们把那个亚裔记者Tricia Takanawa给吃了 Oh, my God. They're eating Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa.
不好 他们一个小时后就会饿了(亚洲人瘦小) That's crazy. They're just gonna be hungry again in an hour.
快点Woody 我们要去找吃的 Come on, Woody. We're gonna search for food.
- 对不起 那棵树不能上车 - 那是他的好朋友 - Sorry, Chris, the plant can't come. - It's his best friend.
那棵树也要吃饭呀 等我来处理Woody Lois, it'll just be another mouth to feed. I'll take care of Woody, son.
你干嘛 What was that?
- 没什么 咱们走 - 去哪里 - Nothing. Let's go. - Go where?
Quahog没有吃的 别处就可能有食物吗 If there's no food in Quahog, why should there be food anywhere else?
Lois 大家都知道 只有两种东西能在核爆炸里幸存下来 Lois, everyone knows there are only two things that can survive a nukular holocaust:
蟑螂和奶油蛋糕条(这里也指少年男同性恋) cockroaches and Twinkees. And there's a Twinkee factory in Natick.
- 奶油蛋糕条 - 对 我在A&E上看到的 - Twinkees? - Yeah, I saw a story about 'em on A&E.
现在为您播出 小奶油蛋糕条(少年男同性恋者) And now, back to A&E's biography: Twinkee the Kid.
小奶油蛋糕条很难和其他孩子相处 It was difficult for Twink to play with other children.
他很特殊 他的确 He was different. He was definitely...
他的确没有骨头 他不能做运动 He had no bones, and he couldn't really play any sports.
- 所以我们就让他玩套索 - 没错 - That's why we got him the lasso. - Yeah.
他在院子里扮神奇女侠一玩就玩很长时间 He's spend hours in the back yard playing Wonder Woman.
- 他太可爱了 - 他很喜欢套索 - He's gonna kill me. - He loved that lasso.
但是他更喜欢警棍 He... Not as much as the baton.
但是 我们后来不让他玩警棍了 But, uh... we put a stop to the baton.
他已经足够不正常了(警棍和男性器官相似) He... he was different enough, you know.
我们去工厂就能找到食物了 We gotta get to that factory and we'll have all the food we need.
再见了 或许我们以后能回来 Well, goodbye sweet home. Maybe someday we'll return.
- Joe 能帮忙看下家吗 - 不行也得行了 我的轮椅被融化焊在地上了 - Hey, Joe, can you keep an eye on the place? - I might as well. I'm melted to the ground.
这样能把老鼠赶走 There you go. These oughta keep the rats away.
谢谢 记着读书啊 Thanks. Stay in school.
来吧 Bring it on!
看啊 有人 Look, Peter, people.
- 停车 - 哦 - Halt. - Uh-oh.
我是Jorad 这是我们公路战士帮的地盘 I am Jorad. I and my band of highway warriors control this territory.
- 你们有吃的吗 - 没有 所以我们才出来找 - Do you have food? - No, that's why we're on the road.
回答我完我的问题才许走 Then you may not pass until you answer the following question:
说几个你带去野餐的东西 Name something you'd take on a picnic.
- 毯子 - 土豆沙拉 - A blanket. - Potato salad.
- 死掉的 Lois - 我们选土豆沙拉 - A dead Lois? - OK, we're gonna go with potato salad.
看看有没有土豆沙拉 Show me potato salad.
咱们还是走吧 Maybe we should go now.
- 天啊 没油了 - 爸爸 看啊 - Aw, jeez. Outta gas! - Hey, Dad, look.
你好陌生人 看起来你们被困住了 Well, howdy, strangers. You look plumb tuckered.
- 要不要来休息休息 - 说实话 我们累了 - Like to sit a spell? - Actually, we are tired.
- 而且饿了 - 我们这里房间有很多 - And hungry. - Well, we got plenty o' room here.
- 还有许多苹果可以吃 - 看来我们有新家了 - And all the fresh apples you can eat. - Oh, Peter, we found a new home.
- 不 我们要去 Natick - 为什么 - We're goin' to Natick. - For what?
去找那个都不一定存在的蛋糕条工厂吗 A Twinkee factory that might not even exist any more?
她是对的 而且 这地方太好了 She's right. Besides, this place is paradise.
- 当然了 不过Randy Newman在我们这里 - Randy Newman - Sure is, except for Randy Newman. - Randy Newman?
(美国歌手作曲家 以有讽刺内容的流行歌曲和为电影配乐闻名)
是的 他整天坐在那里 看见什么唱什么 Yep. Just sits there all night and day, singin' about what he sees.
胖男人和他的狗 Fat man with his kids and dog
在晨雾中走来 Drove in through the morning fog
你好 朋友 Hey, there, Rover
过来吧 Come on over
一边听音乐一边吃东西挺好的 Well, it's nice to have music while we eat.
红发女人 Red-headed lady
摘了个苹果 Reachin' for an apple
打算吃一口 Gonna take a bite
不 Uh, no, no
她要先擦一擦 She's gonna breathe on it first
在衣服上擦一擦 Wipes it on her blouse
她吃了 She takes a bite
嚼了一下 Chews it once
两下 三下 Twice, three times
四下 Four times
停了 Stops
分泌唾液 Saliva working
对着我看半天 Takes a long, hard look at Randy
嚼了五次 Five times
胖丈夫过来了 Fat, old husband walking over
咱们快走吧 Let's get the hell outta here.
他们沿着路走了 They're walking down the road
左右左右 Left foot, right foot
左 Left...
左右左右左右 Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot
别唱了 我头疼死了 Please, Chris, Mommy's got a very big headache. Stop it!
谢谢 Peter 咱们得要找点吃的 Thank you, sweetie. Now, Peter, we've gotta find some food.
看啊 Oh, my God. Look!
是Natick It's Natick.
没有工厂吗 There's no factory?
太好了 肥仔 Oh, very good, fat man.
我们跟着这个废物一路折腾 看看最后的结果 We've followed the pied piper to the gates of oblivion and look what it's brought us.
我们完了 完蛋了 We're finished. We're done.
死定了 死定了 Game over, man. Game over.
- 该死 - 从核废料里出来 - Dammit! - Get outta that nuclear waste.
你知道里面有什么恶心东西吗 Who knows what animals have been in there?
终于赶上了 It's about damn time.
哦 Oh, words...
真是苍天有眼啊 Should've sent a poet.
- 这里的食物够我们吃一辈子的 - 我们有救了 你是对的 - There's enough food to last us for ever. - We're saved. You were right.
我们可以在这里定居下来 建一所和我们在Quahog一样的房子 We can settle down here and build a house just like we had in Quahog.
是啊 我们还可以建个购物中心 Yeah, and we can build a mall so I have a place to hang out.
我们可以建两个丹尼连锁店 然后说 我们去那间好的 And two Denny's, so we can say "Let's not go to that one. Let's go to the good one."
咱们可以去把Joe从地里挖出来了 We can dig Joe out of the driveway
我们还可以重建一个社区 and we can build a community just like the one we had.
不 我们要建一个新的Quahog城 No, we'll build a better one. I hereby proclaim this city New Quahog.
这挺不错的不是吗 Well, this isn't very good, now, is it?
啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
- 猜猜我是谁 - 别闹了 Chris - Guess who? - Stop it, Chris.
错了 Wrong!
等等 你刚说了 Chris Oh, wait. Did you say "Chris"?
Stewie 该吃早饭了 Stewie, time for breakfast!
你洗了你的触角没有 我的好孩子 Did you wash your tentacles? My big, handsome boy.
你说什么 What the devil are you talking about?
我是个怪胎 一个核辐射的怪物 I'm repugnant. I'm a radio-bloody-active freak.
我不玩了 走吧 咱们回家跟你老婆爽一把去 Yeah, I fold. Hey, come on. Let's go home and get tender with your wife.
不好意思 我觉得现在跟我老婆做爱没有激情了 I don't know, Quagmire. Lovemaking with Loretta has somehow lost its intimacy.
太好了 All right.
打扰一下 市长 有个人打算加入我们的社区 Excuse me, Mr Mayor. We have an outsider who wishes to join our community.
欢迎来到我的城市 Welcome to my fair city.
你要想成为市民 就要干活才行 If you wanna become a citizen, you have to get a job.
- 我以前是内科医生 - 太好了 我们正需要一个医生的 - Before the disaster, I was a physician. - That's terrific. We need a doctor.
没错 希望你能抽到医生 We sure do. Let's hope you get it.
从帽子里抽签 抽到什么是什么 Now, pick a job out of the hat.
啊 乡村傻瓜 这工作不错 Ah, village idiot. That's a good one.
星期二 你要在路边上挥舞你的鸡鸡 On Tuesdays you get to wave your penis at traffic.
祝贺你 Congratulations.
咱们还是让他当大夫吧 Maybe we shoulda just let him be a doctor.
不行 我这里是有规矩的 No. These are the rules of New Quahog.
所有人都是这么选工作的 That's how everyone else got their jobs.
开始 Go!
我背上的牙疼死了 You see, Doc, my back tooth is killin' me.
现在情况也还不错嘛 And things have worked out fine so far.
peter 无意冒犯 情况不错是因为我们都在努力协作 Peter, no offence, but that's because we all pitched in.
- 我们建造了学校和医院 - 还有剧场 - We've built schools and hospitals. - Not to mention the theatre.
但当我看那部电影的时候 But when I saw the movie,
我感觉Audrey Hepburn(奥黛丽赫本) 好像不仅仅是没有吃早餐 it looked like Audrey Hepburn not only didn't have breakfast at Tiffany's,
而是一年都没吃东西了 she hadn't eaten anything in a year.
我真是个贱人 I'm such a bitch.
我们什么都有了 而且没有犯罪 没有枪支 没有污染 We have everything we need. And no crime, no guns, no pollution.
他说得对 我们手无寸铁 Brian's right. We've left ourselves defenceless.
- 我们需要枪支 - 枪支 那只会带来麻烦 - Guys, we need to make some guns. - Guns? Guns only lead to trouble.
要是有麻烦 咱们开枪打人就行了 And when that trouble happens, we'll blow its freaking head off.
要是没有枪 咱们的国父们是怎么解决问题的 Without guns, how would our forefathers have settled their differences?
八九十 Eight, nine, ten.
开打 And turn.
宝贝 妈妈给你做了新的睡衣 Honey, Mommy's making you some new feetie pyjamas.
这里还有个小前门 你要方便就容易多了 And look, it has a little trap door for when you gotta make inky.
看我尿你 I'll show you inky.
- 穿上看合适不合适 - 绝不 - Let's see if they fit, hm? - Never! Eugh.
哈哈哈 看 我是Fred Astaire Ha, ha, ha, look at me! I'm Fred Astaire.
(1899-1987,美国电影 百老汇演员 舞者 歌手 被美国电影协会评为最伟大的男星之一)
- 啊 - 抓到你了 - Aaah! - Gotcha.
哦 你变重了 Oh, you are gettin' heavy.
我让你爸爸再给地下室灌点水 你就可以多做做运动了 I'll have your father flood the basement, so you can get more exercise.
没错 我的确有点胖了 Yes, yes. I do seem to have gained a bit of girth.
我感觉肠道有点异样 Actually, my gullet seems to be rumbling.
啊 原来是我下蛋了 There we are. Oh, I say. I've laid an egg.
这也没什么不好 真不知道女人生孩子都抱怨什么 That wasn't so bad. I don't know what these women are always complaining about.
注意 市民们 Attention, New Quahogians.
今天 我们梦想成真了 Today, my vision for our future comes true.
人人有鸡吃 人人有枪打 A chicken in every pot and a cap in every ass.
把枪放下 你从哪里搞到这些枪的 Put that away. Where did you get the metal for all those guns?
我把咱们灌溉用的水管做成的手枪 Recycling. I used the pipes from our irrigation system.
你疯了吧 你把我们的水管都给毁了 Are you crazy? You destroyed all our water pipes?
我们不需要枪 我们要食物和水 We don't need guns. We need food and water.
我嘴上有个溃疡 我不停地用舌头舔它 I have a canker sore on my lip, and I keep pokin' at it with my tongue,
- 但那只弄得越来越疼 - 我这个市长可不是白来的 - But that's only makin' it worse. - There's a reason I'm in charge here.
是我预测了世界末日 是我找到了奶油糕工厂 I'm the one who knew the world was gonna end and found the Twinkee factory.
- 我还给Rosie Perez上了演讲课哪 - 这有什么可骄傲的 - And I gave elocution lessons to Rosie Perez. - That's nothing to be proud of.
(美国女演员 舞蹈家 舞蹈编导 导演 活动家)
别傻了 她现在可能说了 Don't be stupid. She speak good and everything.
- 把他赶出去 - 赶出去 - Let's get him outta here! - Throw him out!
等等 咱们商量商量 Wait! We can work this out!
我自从当暴食症咨询员之后还没有被扔出来过呢 I haven't been thrown outta any place since I was a counsellor at the bulimia clinic.
有谁昨晚吃过鱼之后吐了的 Aw, man. Did anybody else throw up after eatin' that fish last night?
- 都烧掉了 - 终于完事了 - That's the last of 'em. - Good riddance.
我们要枪干什么 What the hell would we ever need guns for?
胜利是我们的 Victory is ours!
快点 拿枪 那是我们唯一的希望了 Quick, grab the guns! They're our only hope.
你那天问我讽刺是什么意思 You remember the other day you were asking me what the definition of irony was?
我说 And I said...
对不起 因为我 我们被赶出来了 Honey, I'm sorry I got us kicked outta New Quahog.
我想人都不需要枪的 我并不是什么时候都对 I guess nobody really needs guns. I'm not always right after all.
有你这句话什么都值了 Oh, Peter, hearing you say that almost makes it worth havin' the world blown up.
我们现在去哪 Where are we gonna go?
我听说 Framingham 还有个厂子呢 I hear there's a Carvel factory in Framingham.
太好了 做鲸鱼那么大的冰激凌 章鱼那么大的饼干 All right! Fudgie the Whale, and Cookie Puss,
章鱼饼干 鬼魂巧克力果仁 and Cookie O'Puss, and Nutty the Chocolate Ghost.
来吧 各位 咱们唱着歌走 Come on, everybody. Let's sing a song.
左脚右脚 Oh. Uh... Left foot, right foot.
左脚右脚 左脚右脚 Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot.
- Bobby - 早上好 - Bobby. - Good morning.
(此段美剧Dallas剧中人物 Pamela Ewing和她丈夫Bobby Ewing 以一个梦来结尾显然是要保持剧集的追溯连续性)
我做了个噩梦 Oh, Bobby, I just had the weirdest dream.
我看了一集最诡异的恶搞之家 I dreamt I saw the strangest episode of Family Guy,
有一只巨鸡 Stewie 变成了章鱼 and there was a giant chicken and Stewie was an octopus.
冷静下 Hey, hey, hey. Come on, now.
没事的 没事了 It's all right. Everything's going to be OK.
恶搞之家是什么玩意 What's Family Guy?
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