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邻居们你们好又见面了 Hello,neighbour.I'm glad we're together again.
我好像听见我们的朋友Trolley(电车)来了 Oh!I think I hear our friend,Trolley.
一其实是你的死敌Stewie怎么回事 -Actually,it's your mortal enemy,Stewie.What the...?
8 今天就别去你幻想的邻居那里了 Don't visit the neighbourhood of make-believe today.
一我已经把那块地方毁了一什么 -I dare say you'll find it quite in ruins.What?
一天啊一没错都完蛋了 -Oh,my God!That's right,all dead.
现在算了我也不装斯文了 And now,Mr Rogers -Fred.May as well drop the bloody formalities.
我要杀了你一求你不要 -I'm going to kill you anyway.No,please...don't!
真是讽刺啊你的名字Rogers和eliminate(消除)押韵 How ironic!"Rogers".It almost rhymes with "eliminate".
不 No!
怎么回事一没事了Stewie Wha... wha...?!What the devil?-It's OK,Stewie.
你只是在说梦话 You were just talking in your sleep
现在请你见见死亡先生 But now it's time for you to meet Mr Death.
啊 Argh!
It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good old-fashioned values
On which we used to rely?
Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
Laugh and cry
He's a family guy
Family Guy 2x04 Brian in Love
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快救命啊 Help!Jane!
把这东西停下 Stop this crazy thing!
停下救命 Stop!Help!
一天啊你怎么成这样了一你刚才没听到我喊吗 -Oh,my God!George!-Did you not hear me out there?
一你是一回你的房间去 Are you...?-Go to your room.
一发生什么事情了一回你的房间去 But what happened?Go to your room!
我在外面喊了有四十五分钟我的表都坏了 For 45 minutes I was out there screaming. I know that cos my damn watch is broken!
一我很抱歉一哦我很抱歉我很抱歉 -I'm...I'm sorry.Ooh,I'm sorry,I'm sorry!
一我很抱歉一哦我很抱歉我很抱歉 -I'm...I'm sorry.-Ooh,I'm'sorry,I'm sorry!
你抱歉有用吗我差点没命 Jane is sorry!I could have been'killed!
Executive Producer 你现在穿着什么衣服 So,what are you wearing?
Executive Producar Seth MacFarlphe
Executive Producer DaVi哇我猜你的衣服直接就能看透吧 Wow.I bet you can see right through that.
一你跟谁打电话呢一跟奶奶 -Chris,who are you talking to?Grandma.
哦不怎么了 Oh,no!-What is it?
Co-Executive Producer Dann好像Stewie又在地毯上嘘嘘了 It looks like'Stewie had an accident on the carpet
TAIR 又嘘嘘了 Oh,Lois.Again?
火 又嘘嘘了 Oh,Lois.Again?
Mat忧W他就是不想一直穿尿布 That baby just does not wanna keep his diaper on.
你在这里这是怎么回事 Here you are!What the hell is this?
那是金枪鱼沙拉 Sweetie,that's tuna salad.
Co-Produ 真的吗我敢发誓这是蛋黄酱还有猫食 Oh,is that what it is?Really?I could have sworn it was mayonnaise and cat food.
给你五毛钱帮个忙好吗 Here's 50 cents.Do me a favour,sweetheart.
下回你去买东西拜托买点像样的金枪鱼行不行 Next time you're shopping,why not splurge on a tin of solid white albacore?
Stewie你生气是不是因为你在地毯上小便了 Stewie,are you upset because you went wee-wee on the carpet?
一你说什么你是不是在这里尿尿了 What did you just say?Hey,Lois...Did you pee in here?
Supervising Director 等等你说什么Peter Shin In a moment.What did you just say?
Supervising blrector Peter咱们有个大问题要商量商量elS Peter,we'have a serious problem we need to discuss.
1 天啊你们不是文要给我开批斗会吧 Oh,jeez.This isn't another one】 of those interventions,is it?
这个大塑料泡沫牛仔帽你戴了八个月了 Peter,you've'been wearing that giant foam cowboy hat for eight months now.
Directed:by Jack D为了咱们家给我把帽子摘了 Please,for your family,take it off.
我想什么时候摘就什么时候摘我现在不想摘罢了 Hey,I can take this hat off any time I want.I just don't want to.
别过来 Get away!
不是是Stewie在毯子上尿尿了 No,it's Stewie.He peed on the carpet.
一要我揍他吗一不 Do I...do I hit him?No!
一要我揍他吗一不 Do I...do I hit him?-No!
一弯下腰来一干嘛 -Bend down,Mother.-Yes,honey?
你怎么敢恶意中伤我的好名声 How dare you sully my good name by spreading slanderous filth!
不要打人有事说事 Stewie,no hitting.Use your words.
他是不好意思了 He's probably just ashamed,Lois.
你只是个可怜的尿地毯小家伙不是吗 You're a helpless little carpet tinkler,aren't you?
你们今天对我的侮辱我会永远记得 Well!The outrages I have suffered today will not be soon forgotten.
我不会忘记这些侮辱的 I will not be forgetting...those outrages.
它不会被忘记 No,no!No,they won't be forgotten.
一不会一侮辱我们知道你要说什么 Not the...Outrages,yeah.I think we got it.
哦 Oh!
我想应该教Stewie自己大小便了 Maybe it's time for Stewie to start potty training.
H 是不是太早了点你还记得Lindbergh的事情吗 Isn't he too young?You know what happened to the Lindbergh'baby.
U 一Charles他才六个月大一不要担心好吧 Charles,he's only six months old.oHoney,would you relax?
我自己飞过大西洋我是国家英雄 God,I flew across the Atlantic by myself. I'm a national treasure,for God's sake.
我知道怎么教育孩子 I think I know how to...
天啊天啊 Oh,God!Oh,God!
好吧他被绑架了 All right...He was kidnapped.
你去叫警察我去写赎金条 You call the police,I'll write the ransom note.
Amelia怎么办她都看见了 What about Amelia?She saw everything.
我来解决 You leave her to me.
他随地小便也许是告诉我们他已经准备好了 Come on,honey.He's been having accidents. Maybe he's trying to tell us he's ready.
你教他大小便也会增进你们的父子感情的 This could be a nice way for you and Stewie to'bond.
Bond Bond?
James Bond(007 James Bond.
P 好吧我去做 All right,Lois.I'll do it.
怎么又来Brian你为什公要尿在地毯上停也停不了 Oh,God.Not again,Brian.Why can't you stop peeing on the carpet?
该死不能让别人知道 Dammit!It's not coming out.
Brian是你吗-是的 Brian,is that you?Uh,yeah,it's me.
一没事吧一呃我就是睡不着 .Is everything OK?Yeah,I just...I couldn't sleep.
一我一会就上楼去】一好的 I'll be up in a minute.OK.
请明天参加我们的猜价格节目 Join us tomorrow for more "Price is Right".
记住要控制宠物的数量就要把宠物给阉了 Remember,to help control the pet population, have your pets spayed or neutered.
你杀了我算了 Oh,just die already.
妈妈Stewie又尿尿了 Ew!Mom,Stewie peed on the rug again.
,妈妈Stewie又尿尿了 Ew!Mom,Stewie peed on the rug again.
一不一不能再这样了) No!-Oh,this has gotta stop.
闻起来真恶心 Oh,God!It smells gross!
你耳朵后头那个东西也够恶心的C Princess,I don't see anyone dabbing yours behind their ears.
好奇怪好像有人打算清理这尿迹的 It looks like someone already tried to clean'it up.
一没有一我的尿闻起来像汽水 No,it doesn't.Mine smells like soda.
我找怎么教孩子上厕所的书一我们有这方面的东西 I'm looking for toilet-training books. -Yes,we can help you there.
大家都便便这书比较畅销 Everybody Poops is still the standard,of course.
就你便便这书也还行 We've also got the less popular Nobody Poops But You.
我们是天主教徒一那样的话来这本 Huh.See,we're Catholic,so...Then you want You're a Naughty Child
你是个坏孩子把恶魔使劲拉出去 and That's Concentrated Evil Coming Out the Back of You.
太好了 Perfect!
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一你干什么呢一我洗点东西 Brian,what are you doing?Hi,Lois. I was just washing some things.
好像是我们的床单和被子 Those look like our sheets and our quilt.
我正在用纤维软化剂洗它们 They are.I'm washing them with some fabric softener.
这玩意扎的我睡不着所以我收拾收拾 They were so itchy I couldn't sleep, which is why I was downstairs
我跟你说我睡不着你答应过我 when you asked me if I was OK and I said I couldn't sleep.
E 这玩意太扎人了 You know,cos it was so itchy.
来吧Stewie想个大孩子一样在尿盆里尿尿不好吗 Come on,Stewie.Don't you wanna'pee in the toilet bowl like a big boy?
当年我可是自已学会上厕所的 I remember when I learned to use a potty all by myself.
我那个高兴啊 I was so proud.
Lois我做到了 Hey,Lois.I did it!
D
或许我可以试试 Well,perhaps I could give it the old college try.
把你的手放在这里 Why don't you put your hands right there?
一这么能帮助我放松一好吧 It'll help me relax.c OK,buddy.
啊 Aagh!
或许你不需要尿尿我干脆给你点啤酒 你喝多了自己尿算了 Maybe you don't have to pee.I oughta just give you some beer.Goes right through you.
对啊咱们还可以一边抽大麻一边看黄片呢 Wonderful.And while we're at it,we can light up a doobie and watch porn.
Yeah?
给我听着我准备好了自然会用马桶 Listen,you,I'll use these facilities when I'm damn well ready.
000 在那之前你还要给我换尿布 Until then,you shall continue to sanitise my crevasse
我马上就能就能 and be damn grateful for the opportunity-starting right...
现在不行但也快了 Well,not now.But soon!
我要这个和这个 Oh,and I want these and these and these.
人点只许拿二个一但那边那个家伙拿了两个呢 Only one.=But...but that man over there got two.
他干嘛我不管你只能要一个 Peter,I don't care what the other men are getting.You're only getting one.
我恨你 I hate you!
一什么声音一你在尿尿 Hey,what's that sound?You're urinating!
直是你尿的 So,it's been you all along!
我一直替你背黑锅呢 Oh,this is too perfect!I've'been taking the blame for Rex.
一你尿的满地都是一把我的毛衣给我 Ew!It's everywhere!It's OK. Meg,hand me my sweater.
Brian你都多大了干这事 Brian,where d'you think you are,Payless?
伙计快拿个拖把来把这烂摊子收拾收拾 -I say,I say!Paco,grab a mop.Will somebody get Patches the hell out of here
p
pppp 000 你不怕它在传送带上大号吗 before he bends a French biscuit on the conveyor belt?
没关系我们停车场见 Sh.It's OK.We'll meet you in the parking lot.
1 Lois帮帮我 Oh,God,Lois.I need help.
说实话我真不知道自己为什么来这里 泌尿科大夫说我没事 Look,I...I really don't even know why I'm here.The urologist said I was fine.
我估计是心理问题 Sometimes these things can be psychological.
不会吧我的生活很好我住在一个不错的家庭里 我的需求都能满足 Doubt that.I've got a very comfortable life.I live with a great family,my needs are met.
也许也许这不是因为我知道自己快七岁了 OK,look,so maybe this isn't where I thought I was gonna be at seven years old.
我只是 It's just that...I...
我在这里抽烟可以吧 Is it OK if I smoke in here?
谢谢 Thanks.
只是事情总是不像计划的那么样 It's just that things don't always work out the way we plan.
我没有去过欧洲 You know,I've never been to Europe.
看看我中年老狗孤独的在超市里尿尿 Now look at me.Middle-aged,alone and peeing in supermarkets.
谁能料到这样 Man,didn't see that coming.
2012
我昨晚做了个梦你看过Logan's Run(未来之旅)吗 I had this dream last night.Did you ever see'Logan's Run?
最后一天去Capricorn2537 Last day.Capricorn 2537.
我们的下一站是从Kim去Tony Our next dedication goes out to Tony from Kim.
在G区域有个叛逃者 We've got a runner in sector G.
那他怎么办他都五十岁了（史努比） Oh.What about him?He's gotta be in his fifties.
一你认为如何一我认为你太敏感了 -So what do you think?-I think you're very sensitive
给自己的压力太大 and you put up a tough front.
我认为你处在痛苦中 I think you're in pain.
一别哭该死的一我想拍拍你可以吗 Damn it,Brian.Do not cry.I'd like to pet you,Brian.
这样如何 Would that be OK?
你是条好狗 You're a good dog,Brian.A very good...
1 你是条好狗 You're a good dog,Brian.A very good...
手不要往下伸 Keep it above the waist,Doc.
下面是第三部分节目 And now Part 2 of our very own Asian correspondent
由亚裔记者Tricia Takanawa为您报道性爱新闻 Tricia Takanawa's special report on'sex.
我现在在Judy和Glen Isaacs的卧室里 Tom,I'm standing in the bedroom of Judy and Glen Isaacs.
你们结婚十年还很恩爱有什么秘诀吗 Ten years married and still in love.What's their secret?
Judy有个我拳头那么大的脑瘤 Judy has an inoperable brain tumour the size of my fist,
这个肿瘤恰好是Glen的恋物癖事物之一 and that just happens to be Glen's fetish.
一怎么样了一还行我要做一些对自已有用的事情 Brian,how'd it go?Well,I think I have a bit of "me"work to do.
一我开始感受不同的事情这是个好的开始 听起来不错啊 -But I'm feeling things,and that's a start.Oh,that's wonderful.
我以前还以为心理医生就是给那些疯子们预备的 Like most other people,I used to think therapy was only for crazies and nut jobs.
我是不是太傻了 Isn't that silly?
Lois我 Hey,Lois,I..
他们这公快就把你放出来了啊 Hey,Brian.How you doin'?They let you out already?
我是去做心理治疗又不是进疯人院 I was in'a therapy session,not a lunatic asylum.
别激动好吧好多疯子最后都被治好了 Hey,calm down.Lots of crazy people'have gone on to lead normal,successful lives.
你的心理医生怎么说 What did your therapist say?
大夫说我的那个事故可以追溯到中年危机上 Dr Kaplan'thinks the,uh...accidents are linked to some kind of midlife crisis.
他让我去闯荡世界实现梦想我明天就走 He suggested I go out into the world and pursue my dreams.I'm leaving tomorrow.
等等我给你的是装了银器的包啊· Whoa,hang on.I gave you one of the ones with silverware in it.
拿这个代替 Take this one instead.
这个或许能行 That one's probably fine.
太美了 Beautiful.
啊 Aagh!
一你是Stephen King吗不是我是Dean Koontz -Oh,my God!Are you Stephen King?No,I'm Dean Koontz.
Oh
谢谢你的治疗我想我好了 But,you know,thanks to these sessions,I think I'm OK.
闯荡世界感受我自己的力量而且没有发生事故 Being out in the world,feeling my power-and no accidents.
人u 一我已经两周没随地尿尿了太好了 I've been dry for two weeks now.Mazel tov.
再见谢谢你医生 Well,goodbye,Dr Kaplan.And thank you.
我知道Stacey不是你的妈妈但是不管你脸长倒了没有 I know Stacey isn't your mother, but upside-down face or·not,
你都需要尊重她 you have to respect her!
N·
你是Tom Tucker Hey,you're Tom Tucker.
嗨 Hey!
我为自己的无力道歉 Oh,God,I'm's...That was rude.I apologise.
Wow.
我是一个小茶壶又小又勇敢 I'm a'little teapot,short and stout
这是我的茶壶把这是我的茶水 Here is my handle,here is my spout
等我准备好了我就会畜生 When I get all steamed up,hear me shout
Lois那条狗又发作了 Lois,it looks as if Puddles has done it again!
天啊怎么到处都是 Goodness!He's wet everything.
哈哈哈 Ha!Ha!Ha!
我发誓这不是我干的 I swear,I don't even remember doing it.I don't understand this.
Brian我们知道你不是故意的 Now,Brian,we know you're not doing this on purpose,
但是我们是不是应该让你在狗棚里住了 but maybe we should consider...crating.
一天啊一或者你可以在外面住 Oh,God.Or you could be an outside dog.
如何你愿意吗 Huh?Would you like that?
在外面住 Huh?Outside?
他们说出狗棚这个词我真是尴尬死了 Oh,oh,and how embarrassed was I when the word "crate"came up!
U 我以为我已经闯过这一关了 I thought I was past this.I travelled the world,for God's sake.
一你知道我费了多大劲啊一 显然我们没有触及问题的实质 -You know how much I spent?=Obviously we haven't hit the real issue yet.
球给我告诉我你上一次遭遇大的问题是什么时候 Drop it.Tell me,Brian,the last accident you remember,
一般都是巨大创伤能造成问题复发 did anything unusual happen to trigger it?
哦不那是很普通的一天 Oh,no,it was a normal day.
一哦是猫女啊一今天我不扮猫女我累了 -Oh,Catwoman?Peter,no Catwoman today.I'm tired.
为什么你是不是怕喷水把你给融化了 What's the matter?Is the mighty Catwoman afraid of a little Catwoman melting spray?
不要不要 Peter,no.Peter...
好了好了 All right!OK!
够了蝙蝠侠我要 Enough,Batman.I don't...
不那么强大了吧猫女 Not so mighty now,are you,Catwoman?
一Peter-接招接招 Peter!Take that!Take that!
看我泼你水 I spit water at you!
Peter Peter蝙蝠侠我喘不过起来了 Peter!Peter!Batman,I can't breathe.
Peter Peter!
0 我用猫女的超能力把蝙蝠侠弄湿了 Oh,I'm using my special cat power to get Batman all wet.
、喵 Meow!
喵 Meow!
就跟平常一样 You know,just the usual stuff.
一那个自来水管肯定是那个一嗯 -All that running water.That's gotta be it!-Mm-hm.
跟我说说Lois她是个出色的女人 -Brian,tell me about Lois.Lois. Well,she's a fantastic woman.
她有同情心美丽吸引人 She's compassionate and charming,attractive.
很有魅力我估计你要说我 Well,stunning really.I guess you could say I really...
一爱她当然不 -Love her?No,of course not.
她开什么玩笑 Me and Lois?That's sick.
拜托他是我朋友的老婆一嗯 Come on,she's my best friend's wife.-Mm-hm.
跟你说我和她是敬爱不是恋爱 Look,I love Lois,but I'm not in love with her.
你这话是说给谁听我还是你 Mm-hm.Who are you trying to convince,Brian,me or you?
Brian Brian怎么能这样 Oh,Brian,Brian.What a mess.
别这么不耐烦我还有三分钟 Don't get antsy.I got three minutes left.
你怎么样了病治好了没有 So what the hell,Brian?You cured yet?
我可不要以为你把家具上都罩上塑料袋 就跟意大利火那样 I don't wanna have to live with plastic on the furniture like some Italian family.
我的医生搞清楚我的问题了白他怎么说 -My therapist's figured out my problem. -What does Sigmund Fraud think it is?
他认为我恋爱了 He,uh...thinks I'm in love.
天啊 Oh,my God!
你会讲话 You can'talk!
000
一算了一那公那个女孩爱你吗 -Never mind.Does this girl love you back?
一我不知道一你得要搞清楚啊 I...I can't imagine.You gotta find out for sure.
你不能一辈子都为这个事情伤神 You don't wanna spend your life wondering what could have been.
先生你到底要点什么一啊 Sir,I need a decision.Uh,uh...
沙拉 Uh,salad.
等等等等汤我要汤 No,wait!Soup!Soup! h
但已经太晚了 But it was too late
到现在每天晚上我都睡不着悔恨没有点汤 And to this day I still lay awake at night wondering about the soup that got away.
谢谢我要问问她的感受 Thanks,Peter.I'm gonna go find out how she feels.
你说得对这汤好喝死了你跟那碗汤开房去吧 I've taken you for granted."Get a room!
四 一嗨正播新闻呢其他人哪去了 Hey,you,the news is on.Where is everybody?
Stewie.正睡觉Peter和孩子们都出去了 Stewie's taking a nap and Peter and the kids are out.
一坐我旁边一好的 -Come sit with me.-Oh,OK.
哦 Huh,huh.
哦哦哦 Ohhhhh!
现在是Tricia Takanawa的特殊性爱报道第三部分 And now Part 3 of Asian correspondent Tricia Takanawa's special report on sex.
谢谢你Diane Thank you,Diane.
有些人喜欢匿名性爱 Sex-some people have it anonymously
你会问我会跟谁做 "What kind of person would do that?"you might ask.
我来现场演示一下 Well,I'm about to find out.
我刚在酒吧遇到了一个男人 I just picked up a complete stranger in a hotel bar
他现在在厕所可能正嗑药呢 and he's in the bathroom right now,possibly doing drugs.
我马上要和这个看起来很危险的男人做爱 Watch as I have sex with this potentially dangerous man,
请密切关注这次报道 as we take you in-depth and undercover.
我还没有上过西班牙女人呢 I've never had a Spanish chick before.Ol?
三 困
能在电视上看点不暴力的新闻真挺好的 0 It is so refreshing to see something other than violence on'the news.
你的尾巴不停的碰我一要是你觉得麻烦我就停下 Your tail keeps hitting me.If it's bothering you,I can stop.
没什么这样挺好屋里挺热的 That's OK.The breeze feels good.It's so warm in here.
哦 Ooh.
好多了 That's better.
我也想把毛衣脱了但是我突然想到 我的毛和肉是连起来的 I'd take my sweater off,but I'm afraid it's attached to my skin.
D
Mm
嗯
真尴尬 Smooth.
我去做晚饭 Well,I'd better go start dinner.
Oh!
好啊好啊好啊 Well,well,well!
你在那里多久了 How long have you been there?
你用尾巴碰她的时候我就来了 I came about the time you'started pummelling her with your tail.
一你闭嘴一你爱他 -You shut up.You love her.
这太好了太有料了 Ha!Oh,oh,this is so good,it just has to be fattening.
一我说了给我闭嘴一顺带说下你刚哪句接的真好 I said shut up!Oh,by the way,nice'rap.
一我说了给我闭嘴一顺带说下你刚哪句接的真好 I said shut up!Oh,by the way,nice rap.
我也想把毛衣脱了但是我突然想到 我的毛和肉是连起来的太白痴了 "I'd take my sweater off,but I'm afraid it's attached to my skin."Ha!Ha!Ha!Imbecile.
Imbecile和Amber说我们去商场吧 Britney and Amber were,like,Let's go to the mall.
我说我也去商场Amber就没有去 I was,like,"I'll go to the mall. Then'Amber wasn't gonna go.
等我去了商场你猜怎么着他们都去了 So I went to the mall,and you're not gonna believe it-they both showed up!
对不起但是这故事太无聊了 Hold on.Meg,Meg,I'm sorry.That is a really boring story.
自从露天电影以来我还没有这么无聊过 I haven't been this bored since that stupid drive-in movie.
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这太无聊了（他把方向搞烦了） This sucks!
你这意大利面比意大利人做的都好 Lois,this pasta-better than Italy.
这只是点面条罢了 It's just my noodle caboodle.
我就是往里面放了点土豆片 But I did use a different brand of potato chips for the crust.
你的厨艺出神入化让人神往 Your culinary prowess is surpassed only by your unfailing grace
就好像你被厨艺之神附体一般令人叹为观止 and the uncommon,sometimes haunting, glow of sensuality that surrounds you.
一这就是点面条而已这硬硬的是什么 It's just noodle caboodle.Hey, what are these hard things?
牛奶巧克力我辣椒用光了 M&M's.I ran out of paprika.
太棒了一妈妈我要举高高 Magnificent.Up,up.Stewie wants to go uppie.
你让我抱你起来吗 You want me to pick you up,sweetie?
妈妈的皮肤真软啊 Mama's skin's so soft.
天啊你今晚上兴致挺高嘛 My goodness,you're affectionate tonight!
天啊你今晚上兴致挺高嘛 My goodness,you're'affectionate tonight!
让我亲亲你 Well,let me give my big boy a kiss.
再来再来太好了妈妈的吻真美 Another!Another!Yes!Mama has candy kisses!
够了 All right,that's enough!
我是说我失陪一下可以吗 I mean,would you all excuse'me,please?
Stewie你是不是把我胸罩解开了 Stewie,did...did you unhook Mommy's bra?
一嗨一你好Brian -Uh,hi.Well,hello,Brian.
一我想我们应该谈谈一是的 I..I think we should talk.c Sure.
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Lois你有没有过你心里想知道 Lois...did your heart ever want to ask something
但是却无法开口去问的事情呢 but your head was too afraid of what the answer might be?
天啊 Oh.Oh,God.
有些时候最好还是不问的好 Sometimes it's best not to ask those questions.
有些时候我们还是珍惜现在所拥有的一切 Sometimes we'should cherish what we already have,
比如像你和我这样的特殊友谊 like a very special friendship,let's say like the one you and I share,
这是像我这样的人所不愿意改变的 that someone like me wouldn't change for anything in the world.
(我也不愿意改变 Someone like'me wouldn't change it for anything in the world either.
我很高兴 I'm glad.
我问下你知道我们是在说我向你求爱你拒绝对吧 To be clear-we were talking about me'being in love with you and you rejecting me,right?
110 一对一我就是确定下 -Yes.-I was just making sure.
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就当我们喝醉了说胡话行吧 Say we were drunk and knew we wouldn't remember?
那我得要醉到什么程度不 I'd have to be really,really...No!
实话告诉你我要是早几年来玩这个就好了 I tell you,Peter,I wish I'd taken this up years ago.
我的曾祖Angus Griffin发明的这玩意 My great-great-great uncle'Angus Griffin invented the game.
规则都明白了吗不要犹太人不要黑人 So we're all clear on the rules, then?No Jews and no blacks.
d 知道了 Aye.
你就像打高尔夫的Arnold Palmer是啊生活真美好 -You're like the Arnold Palmer of golf.-Yeah,life'is good.
我已经七岁了我要是懂得生活就还有七年可活 I'm seven years old,and if I play my cards right,I've got seven years ahead of me.
你的女朋友怎么样了一我们决定只做朋友 Whatever happened with your lady friend? -We decided to stay good friends.
世界上的爱有许多种我们之间的爱这样最好 There are a lot of different kinds of love, and ours was perfect the way it was.
她甩了你对吧她保准嫁个白痴（不就是你啊） So she dumped you,huh?To hell with her. She'll probably end up with some idiot.
恶有恶报 Serves her,right!
该死 Damn.
该死 一 Damn.
再来一杆 Mulligan.
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