It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good old-fashioned values
On which we used to rely?
Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
Laugh and cry
He's a family guy
Family Guy 2x06 Death Is A Bitch
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P我是Morley Safer一我是Mike Wallace I'm Morley Safer.-I'm Mike Wallace.
P我是Ed Bradley一我是Lesley Stahl I'm Ed Bradley.-I'm Lesley Stahl.
你们中有一个是小淘气 And one of you is hung like an elf.
我感觉好有性致Lois你干嘛 I feel so naughty.Lois,what are you doing?
Executive Producer Seth Mac我们谁都没有喝醉 Neither of us is drunk.
Executive Producer David Zuckert轻点n Knock it off!
Supervising Producer Cra天啊我摸到了二个肿块一个胸部肿块 Oh,my God!I found a lump!A breast lump!
别紧张亲爱的不是什么大事 The important thing is to stay calm. It's probably nothing,honey.
你说得轻松你胸前的那两个玩意都没事 That's easy for you to say.You get to keep both your cans.
别说这种话你明天去看看医生 Matt Peter,don't talk like that!You'll see a doctor tomorrow and...
Consulting Producer Gary Janet不去看医生 No.I'm not gonna see a doctor,Lois
最省心的办法就是对这件事情假装不知道 The healthiest thing we can do is just ignore this and pretend it doesn't exist.
就像我们对付那个鱿鱼一样 Just like we do with the squid.
地震了火车过去了 Earthquake.Truck going by.
我没事的别担心 I'm gonna be fine.Nothing to worry about.
早上好 Morning.
有话直说医生我还有多长时间可活了 Give it to me straight,Doc.How long do I have?
Griffin先生我打算说你还有三个月 Mr.Griffin,I'd say you have about a month to live.
但我知道些什么我被每个病人都起诉过 But what the hell do I know?I've been sued by every patient I ever had.
你看看这些文件的份量 Look at the size of this file.
Supervising Director Roy Allen Srt惊吧 This is...Wow.
Produced by Sherry等检测结果出来了再说 Let's just wait for the test results.
吃完了它小乖待会带你去睡觉 Finish up,honey.Then I'll put you down for a nice nap.
才不我会让你长眠 No!I shall put you down for a nap,Mother!
失败了 Blast!
我担心你爸爸 I'm so worried about your father.
Directed by Micha你担心是因为他是个酒鬼吗nQ You mean because he's a borderline alcoholic?
这不是问题早习惯了 No.Mommy's made peace with that.
因为他奶子上有个肿块 Because he's got a lump on his booby.
GENERIC PUFFS 不许说奶子太三俗了 Chris,that's'a terrible word, "booby."
GENERIC Debbie Miller的爸爸胸回上也有个肿块但是没事 Mom,Debbie'Miller's dad had a lump on his breast,and he turned out okay.
是吗谁是Debbie Miller Really?Who's Debbie Miller?
ON288 我刚想象出来的朋友 A girl I just made up.
我的家人们都在啊 Look.Here they are.My family.
8 各位我不常说这话但是我要死了 Guys,I don't say this often'enough,but I'm gonna die.
来击个掌怎么样 Oh,my God.High five!Anyone?
没有人吗 Anyone?
你不能死不然谁跟我跳父子舞 You can't die!Who's'gonna take me to the Father-Son dance?
听着我的人生很不错 Listen,I've had a good life.
你们可以永远为你们的父亲的成就感到骄傲 You can always be proud of your father and all of his accomplishments.
你有什么成就回你屋子去 Accomplishments?Go to your room.
Peter你死不了的 Peter,there's no way you could die.
你是这个家里最重要的一员 You're the most important character in'this family.
这棺材我要了但是我只出六十块 I'll take this one.But I won't pay a cent over $60.
这棺材要一千块 Sir,that casket costs $1,000.
给你七十怎么样 Okay,$70.What?
两千你给了双倍价钱 $2,000.That's twice the cost!
四十块什么 $40.What?
他不知道怎么砍价 He doesn't know how to haggle.
SALE Peter你干嘛 Peter,what's going on?
VL 我把自己的东西卖一卖这样我死了你们也有点现钱 I'm selling all my worldly goods,so you'll have some cash when I'm dead.
这里有我许多的回忆看我的第一辆自行车 Yeah,a lot of memories here.Look,my first bike.
我和它一起渡过了很美好的时光 Boy,I had so much fun playing with that.
82 再来点茶怎么样自行车先生 More tea,Mr.Bike?
Peter这太荒唐了你会没事的 Peter,this is ridiculous.You're going to be fine.
医生来电话了你的检查结果出来了 Dad,the doctor called.Your test results are in.
看起来不好啊看起来真的很不好 This doesn't look very good.No,this doesn't look very good at all.
我侄子给我画了像真是一点都不像啊 My nephew drew my portrait.It doesn't look a thing like me.
看着鼻子画的真是 Look at the nose.It's all...
你告诉我Peter的检测结果好吗 Will you just tell us'about Peter's tests?
好的你所有的检测结果都是阴性的 Okay.Mr.Griffin,all your tests came back negative.
结论是你胸上的肿块就是点脂肪细胞罢了 As it turns out,the lump on your chest was just a fatty corpuscle.
脂肪细胞等等如果就是点脂肪细胞 Fatty corpuscle?Wait a minute.How the hell can a dead comedian...
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怎么我左胸口就跟个死掉的默片喜剧演员一样僵硬 ...from the silent movie era be lodged in my'left bosom?
C2 Griffin先生我说你没事 Mr.Griffin,I'm saying you're fine.
我没事你是不是在玩弄我啊 I'm fine?What?Are you coming on to me now?
他不是玩你他想告诉你你是健康的 Peter,he's not coming on to you.He's trying to tell you that you're healthy.
我能不能两样都来 Can't it be both?
我的心肝没事 My sweetie is okay.
何止没事从现在开始 我要感谢那些我从来不注意的事情 Better than okay,Lois.From now on,I'm gonna appreciate...
比如你和孩子 ...all the little things in life,like you and the kids
这是账单还是我的电话号码 Is this the price of my bill or my phone number?
你的电话号码 Your phone number.
这看着还是很贵啊你管花了多少钱呢 It's still pretty pricey!Peter,who cares how much it is?
你刚得到了最重要的账单你安全无事的账单 You've just got the most important bill of all,a clean bill of health.
老天你想说这话憋了多久了 Jeez,Lois.How long you been waiting to crack out that gem?
这太烂了我为什么要付这些钱 This sucks,Brian.Why should I have to pay this?
一我又没事一你还是死去吧 There's nothing wrong with me. -It's a shame you're not dying.
等等对了死人是付不了账单的 Wait a second.That's it!They can't make a dead guy pay his bill.
我在姓名这里写上已死 All I gotta do is write "deceased" right here where it says "name.'
这里还有一栏是性爱（性别） 我就写我已经死了不要性爱 And where it says "sex,"I'll write,"No,thanks.I'm dead."
这简直是天衣无缝 It's bulletproof.
但是你说那胖子死定了啊 But you promised the fat one would perish.
我知道但是这不挺好吗你爸爸这么健康 I know.Isn't it wonderful,honey? Your father is alive and wel..
我们家庭和睦 ...and we can be a family for a good long...
你是谁 Who are you?
我是Calista Flockhart你以为我是谁我是死神 .I'm Calista Flockhart.Who the'hell do you think I am?I'm Death.
你们谁是Peter Griffin Which one of you is Peter Griffin?
他是 He is.
拜托你们谁是Peter Griffin Come on,man.Which one of you is Peter Griffin?
这是Peter Griffin This is Peter Griffin.
这笑话不错 That's a good one.
你为什么 Why are you...
等等我还没笑完呢 No,wait.I'm not finished holding my sides.
Why are...
为 Why...
你来干什么医生说Peter没事啊 Why are you here?The doctor said Peter was okay.
医生他就什么都懂对吧 The doctor!I guess he must know,right?
我是说他是医生全知全能我只是个死神罢了 I mean,he's a doctor and everything,and I'm'just Death!
打扰下我是Stewie你的粉丝 Excuse me.Hello!I'm Stewie.Big fan.
死神你搞错了我不该死的 Death,you made a mistake.I'm not supposed to be dead.
我弄错了这是什么 I made a mistake?What's this?
这是你的笔迹吧 Peter,is that your handwriting?
你怎么弄到手的 How did you get that?
HMO电邮给我的 it was emailed to me by HMO.
我知道我的医生对我有意思 但是你也用不着损他吧（他听成同性恋Homo了） I know my doctor was hitting on me,but you don't have to call him names.
我不管你不能带走我丈夫 I don't care what that says!You can't take my husband!
妈妈不要对我们的客人无礼 Mother!Where are your manners? Don't argue with our guest!
要不要一起吃个晚饭可以吗不打扰了 Won't you join us for dinner?Oh, no.I don't want to impose.
那是火鸡吗没错 Is that turkey?Yes,Death.
我们正吃火鸡庆祝Peter的健康呢 We were in the middle of a turkey dinner to celebrate Peter's good health.
你不介意吧 Do you mind?
怎么会这是我的光荣 Mind?Of course not.It would be an honor.
这简直是我们的特权了天啊 看我跟个小姑娘一样碎碎念了 No,it would be a privilege.Oh,dear.Listen to me prattling on like a schoolgirl.
请进请进你快去弄点肉汁来 Come,come.You,heat up some gravy for our guest!
咱家的肉比Oscar Wilde还要干 My last helping of white meat was drier than Oscar Wilde.
盒 你怎么做到的 ew!How did you do that?
我年轻的时候 Let's just say,when I was younger...
我拍了点不太光彩的小电影练出技术了 ...I did some films I'm not particularly proud of.
行了我吃好了咱们上路吧Peter Well,That does it for me.Let's go,Peter.
等等你不能走 Wait!You can't go.
吃完晚饭我们一般都去客厅 After dinner,we usually go into the living room...
活个四五十年的再走 ..and live for another 40 or 50 years.
四十或者走吧 40 or...Let's go.
儿 我想是逃不过了Meg你现在是家里唯一的男人了 I guess'this is good-bye.Meg,you're the man of the family now.
坚强点 Be strong.
爸爸 Daddy.
Stewie看来我是看不到你长大成人了 Stewie,I guess I'm not gonna be here to see you become a man.
我想我知道将来自己什么样 Yes.I think we all know what that's going to be like.
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往Larchmont(纽约一小镇)打了二十分钟电话O 我们在Larchmont有认识的人吗 A20-minute call to'Larchmont? Who do we know in Larchmont?
oo 我弟媳 My sister-in-law.
00 啊对对Carol她现在好吗 Yes,right.Right.Carol.Yes.That's right.How is Carol?
宁Brian哦天啊 Brian.-Oh,God.
Brian E哦天啊 Brian.cOh,God.
一 我能和你一起去吗一问你妈 Daddy,can I come with you?-'Ask your mother.
你不能去 No,you can't go with him!
e哦Peter -Lois Oh,Peter.Lois.
行了该走了 Okay,that's good.Come on now.
死神你有我的资料吗有啊估计在我车上 Hey,Death,you got a file on me? Yeah,it's in the car,I think.
上面有没有提到我曾经在学校足球队混过两个星期 Does'it mention that I ran two H weeks of Junior Varsity track?
算了吧我连Flo Jo都抓得到你以为你逃得了 aw.Let's not do this.Hey,look,I've caught Flo Jo.You don't think I can catch you?
我的脚脖子 My ankle!
最好别帮我我一点事都没有 Yeah,listen,don't help or anything.I'm totally fine.
该死的爱尔兰人 Damn Irish.
你把我使劲扔到沙发上真是太爽了 Yeah.That felt good,dropping me hard on the couch like that.
这是泰诺（镇痛药）我要的是雅维（镇痛药） Here's some Tylenol.Great.Tylenol.I asked for Advil.
但是算了都一样 But,you know,whatever.That's good.
我卫生课得了B加能帮你点什么 I got a B-plus in Health.Is there anything I can do?
你为什么不去烧点开水，再弄点床单来，爱因斯坦 Why don't you boil some water and rip up some sheets there,Einstein.
我脚扭了看不到吗 It's a sprained ankle.
我得要休息一段时间你不能在这里休息 I have to stay off it for a while.Not here.
为什么你打算要我的命啊 Why?You tried to kill me!
另外我怎么跟你的基友解释你的事情 Besides,how are we supposed to explain you to Mr.Roper?
c 没事的死神你只管养病就行 It's okay,Death.You just worry about feeling better.
你干嘛啊 What the hell are you doing?
你怎么不明白只要他在这里你就死不了 Peter,don't you see?As long as he's here,you can't die.
继续说就这样啊 Go on.That's it.
等等也就是说不管我干什么我都死不了 Wait a minute.So no matter what I do,I won't die?
想干嘛干嘛吧 Make yourself at home,Death.
我出去转转等等 I'm going out for a while.Wait.
你不能告诉别人我在这要是别人知道发现了 You can't tell anyone I'm here.For if humanity discovers...
我不能执行死神的职责就会出大事的 ...I'm no longer lurking in the shadows, consequences will be dire.
接着说就这样 Go'on.That's it.
接着说就这样 Go on.That's it.
你到底看上他哪一点了 What the hell do you see in him?
你干嘛去 Peter,where are you going?
十分钟之前死神就在我面前 Lois,10 minutes ago,I was staring Death in the face.
现在我有了新生的机会 Now that I've'been given another chance...
我得要干我一直想干的事情 ...I'm gonna do the one thing I've always dreamed of doing.
1111111111/11/, 111111 1/111 //111111 我要从这个楼上跳下来 I'm gonna jump off this building.
你再说一遍我好像听到你在说胡话 Could you repeat that,please,Peter?I believe I had something crazy in my ear.
等等 Hold the phone.
你把我从一个瘫痪了的瑞典大美女身边拉过来 You took me away from a'Swedish girlie-girl...
就为了这点事 ...and her paralyzed,but trusting,cousin for this?
一赌一千块我活一一千块啊 $1,000 says I live.$1,000,huh?
管他呢好 What the hell?-Okay.
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看我比我的痰飞得都快 Look at that.I beat my loogie.
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该你了死神 It's your turn,Death.
我知道应该觉得好玩但是我还是无聊的要死 I know I should find this ironic,but I'm just bored as hell.
这电视多少年了、 How old is this TV?
你都能在这上面找到DuMontE电视网的节目 (56年这电视网就没了) You can probably get the DuMont Network on this thing.
田 Peter是个好人也是个好父亲 Peter is a good man and a wonderfǔI father,
又来了 Here it comes.
你能不能发发善心饶了他 Could you please find it in your heart to spare him?
毕竟他还不到死的时候啊 After all,it isn't really his time.
你这里面放了什么狗屁玩意这么难喝 What did you use for this cocoa,crap?
如果你要我再做一杯啊对不起 If you want me to make it again...Sorry,my fault.
我以为你会用牛奶做这个没想到你用狗屎做 I just assumed you were gonna make it with milk,not crap!
我一会回来 I'll be right back.
我给你买了本杂志Gl amour(女性时尚杂志)太好了 I brought you a magazine.Glamour,great.
我可以学学如何取悦我的男友给我拿本娱乐周刊来 I can learn how to please my man.Go get me an Entertainment Weekly.
7 我听说上面有一张我鬼鬼祟祟靠近Tom Snyder的好照片 I hear it's got a great picture of me sneaking up on Tom Snyder.
胜利是属于我的 Victory is mine!
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我以后走路要小心了 Wow.I should really watch where I'm going.
搞什么 What the deuce?
原来如此 Of course!
看起来死神的能力消失了 这样我就无法完成杀死我母亲的计划了 It seems with Death incapacitated my matricidal efforts are futile.
我得要赶快让死神恢复才行 I must do all I can to accelerate his convalescence.
Knick-knack paddywhack,give a dog a bone(儿歌) "Knick-knack paddywhack,give a dog a bone"
真不敢相信你连续喝了三百瓶啤酒 I can't believe you drank 300 bottles of beer without succumbing...
居然没有酒精中毒 ...to alcohol poisoning.
你是不是巫师啊 Peter,are you a witch?
没错但是我不能告诉别人不然会有大事发生 Yeah.But don't tell anyone.The consequences could be dire!
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公 告诉你们我敢去跟那帮飞车党说 You guys,I bet I can go up to each one of those scary-looking bikers and say:
你是Richard Simmons吗 "Aren't you Richard Simmons?"
一不要啊一你这是自杀 -Peter,no!Now you're being brainless.
你是Richard Simmons吗 Aren't you Richard Simmons?
你是Richard Simmonsl的好朋友Richard Simmons吗 Aren't you Richard Simmons'best friend,Richard Simmons?
闭嘴 Shut up!
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感觉真不错 That feels good.
说实话我觉得这样挺好我原先想做森林女神的 Actually,kid,I kind of fell into this gig. I really wanted to be a wood nymph.
天我爸爸一听到这个就喊 Man,the second Dad found out, he started in with the whole:
我没有你这个几子我没有你这个几子 我妈就站在旁边啥也不说 "I have no son.I have no son, and Mom just stood there.
0 没错妈妈都挺烦人的对吧 Yes.Mothers can be quite the botheration,can't they?
我想这就是为什么我们谈得来 That's why we've got to get you well.
公怎么了一没事 -What was that?-Nothing!
Stewie别打扰死神 Stewie,leave Death alone.
没事他让我看到了我过去的影子 He's okay.He reminds me a lot of me at that age.
我希望他未来过得比我好你可不知道我那时候有多糗 I hope his teen years go better than mine.Boy,talk about awkward.
哦Sandy Sandy(死神年轻时 Oh,Sandy!Sandy!
Sandy不会吧又来+. Sandy?Not again.
我要当一辈子处男了+， I'm gonna be a virgin forever.
或者这么做了也行（大恶心了） Or am I?
我们能不能说说Peter Can we please talk about Peter?
他还有大把的好年华呢他爱自己的孩子和我 OHe has so much to live for,Death. He loves his children and me...
好吧我让他活着 Okay.I'll spare his life.
但是你要为我服务懂我的意思吧 But you owe me,if you get my drift.
你干嘛啊我说再给我来盘水果 What the hell are you doing?I was talking about another fruit cup.
不过说实话你身材不错 Not bad,though.
Peter死神打算让你活下去了 Peter,Death just agreed to let you live.
哇今晚我真走运我能活下去还上了电视 Oh,man.This really is my night. I get to live,and I'm on TV.
今日消息死亡规律被打破 Our top story tonight,the rules of death no longer apply.
没错 That's right,Tom.
我们的亚裔记者Trisha Takanawa亲自为您报道 Our own'Asian reporter,Trisha Takanawa, filed this report,all by herself!
这个人叫Peter Griffin他声称自己 I'm here with Peter Griffin,the man who claims he withstood...
即使被枪打了也没事 ...a barrage of bullets and did not die.
Peter你是说我用这把枪射你的头 Peter,are you saying that if I shoot you in the head...
你也会毫发无损吗 ...with this Channel 5 pistol,you'll be completely unharmed?
你开枪不就知道了 Why don't you give it a shot?
好啊 Okay,here goes.
我干了什么啊 What have I done?
你真坏 You're awful.
一真是惊人的报道啊的确 -Fascinating story,Tom.-It sure is,Diane.
既然大家都不会死了我可以这么做 And since the laws of death no longer apply,I can do this.
没错 That's right,Tom.
现在播报体育新闻 And now it's time for sports.
整个世界都在嘲笑我就跟高中一样 The whole world is laughing at me. This is high school all over again.
我要让他们好看哦天啊疼死了 Well,I'll show them!I'll show all of them!Oh,my God,that hurts!
你今晚谁也不能杀你的脚坏了 You're not killing anyone tonight, mister!Not on that ankle.
这都是你的错只有一个办法补救 This is all your fault.And there's only one solution.
你去干我的事情 You have to go out there and do my job.
你去当死神 You have to be Death!
这衣服有点紧了不是吗 Boy,this doesn't leave much to the imagination.
死神你怎么能让Peter干你的活呢 Death,there is no way Peter can do your job.
他什么人都不会杀的 He could never kill anyone.
我是想过杀人比如在教堂里无聊的要死的时候 Yeah!I've thought about it,like'in church'and stuff...
但是我永远也干不出你的事情 ...but I don't think I could ever do what you do.
你觉得你比我强吗 So you're better than me?
我也不想一直当坏人但是不这么做不行 I'm tired of always being the bad guy.What I do has to be done.
没错你打乱了自然规律 He's right.You've disturbed the natural order.
人必须要死的 People need to'be able to die.
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不 No!
我感觉自己没事哦Jack -Actually,I think I'm gonna be okay.cOh,Jack.
我们可以结婚做你承诺过的事情 Now we can get married and everything you promised.
呃那些事情嘛 Yeah,about that...
我想我是要死了 ...I was pretty sure I was gonna die...
因为我在纽约还有个女朋友这事情会变糟糕的 ..because there's this girl in New York, and it's getting kind of serious.
但是谢谢你让我画你的裸体像 But thanks for letting me draw you naked.
我还是不敢相信你居然让我画了 I still can't believe you let me do that!
你是说唯一让世界正常的方法就是杀人 You're saying the only way to make the world right is for me to kill someone?
你可以杀了Lois我不会这么做的 You could kill Lois.No.One death isn't gonna do it.
你得要干出点事情来我说是大事情 You have to do something that will get everyone's attention,something huge.
把地球炸了怎么样 How about if you blow up the earth?
大了点不过你的想法不错我喜欢 Too huge.But you're thinking.I like that.
你可以把比我漂亮的女孩都杀了 You could kill any girls who are prettier than me.
ERTAINMENT 那世界上就剩下英格兰女人没事了等等我想到了 That would just leave England.Wait.I have'it.
COLLEEE
CouKS 我真是天才你去杀Dawson's Creek里的那个孩子 I'm a genius.You'll kill the kids from Dawson's Creek!
我就知道那节目一播出我就说 I knew it!As soon as that show came on the air,I said:
有天我会被要求去杀掉那家伙的 "I'm gonna be the one who has to kill these kids. 一人
没错他说过年轻的名人 It's true.He did say it.Hot,young celebrities.
太好了 It's perfect!
这孩子在去洛杉矶的路上他要去谈合同 The kids are on'their way to LA to renegotiate their contracts.
但是这飞机会在Rhode Island这里停一会 But their plane is gonna be making a little stopover in'Rhode Island.
你现在出发还赶得上不行 If you go now,you'll catch them.No way.
我才不会干你的这些脏活我绝不上那架飞机 I'm not doing your dirty work.There's no way I'm getting on that plane.
死也不就这么定了 Absolutely no way,and that's final.
看我还在这里 See?I'm still here.
你说什么我也不改主意 There's nothing you can say that'll change my mind
,要么他死要么你死 You kill them,or I kill you.
该死 Crap!
这花不错 Nice plant.
告诫自己不要上厕所（哈哈） Note to self,do not go to the bathroom.
你上一部电影大卖 James,your last movie killed at the box office.
你的身价暴涨 Your Q-rating's through the roof.
是时候甩掉你的老东家另攀高枝了 It's time we ditched the WB and concentrate on features.
我不知道你是谁但是就因为你坐我对面 don't know who you are,but just because you're sitting...
你就能对我的事业指指点点了吗 ..across from me doesn't mean you can give me career advice.
能在我屁股上签名吗一拿笔来 Will you sign'my ass?-You have'a pen?
一死神猜猜我在哪里打电话 Hello,Death?Guess where I'm calling from?
在飞机上真不错 A'plane!That's great.
在飞机上真不错 A plane!That's great.
那帮孩子在飞机上吗没错 Are those kids on board?Yeah.
我觉得自已下不了手 About that,I don't think I can go through with it.
听着没有死神这个世界就会变成地狱 Peter,listen,without death,the world would be a terrible place.
想想要是希特勒还活着世界会怎么样 Imagine a world where Hitler was still alive.
今日希特勒脱口秀我们的嘉宾是Christian Slater Today on Hitler,we'll be'talking with Christian Slater.
有消息说在下一部电影里我们会看到你的屁股 Now,they tell me'in your next movie, we get to see your butt.
一一没错现在能看看吗 Yes,you do.Can we see it right now?
当然他要做了 All right.He's going to do it!
你要是想去洛杉矶参加希特勒脱口秀的话 If you're going to be in'L:A.And would like tickets to Hitler...
一请打213#￥%-&*（德语） ..call 213-du werdest eine Krankenschwester brauchen!
你只要坐在那里飞机就会坠毁的 Peter,all you gotta do is sit there. The plane is gonna crash in LA.
飞机坠毁大家都完蛋 Pilot error.Big mess.Everybody dies.
所有人都完蛋除了你 Jeez,everybody?Except you.
等等我接个电话Brenda Hold on,I'm getting another call.Brenda?
还是我Brenda It's'still me.Brenda?
跟你开个玩笑还是我/ Yes?Just kidding,it's still me.
我们马上到达洛杉矶国际机场 We now begin our final approach into Los Angeles International.
如果你往外看你会看见圣费尔南多峡谷 If you look out the window,you'll see the San Fernando Valley...
我的兄弟正在那里导演黄片日子过得很不错 ...where my brother Gary makes a very nice living directing porn.
我们十分钟之后着陆 We'll be on the ground in 10 minutes
我们热爱生活我们热爱生活 "We like being alive,we like being alive
我们热爱生活我们热爱生活我们热爱生活 "We like being,oh,we like being,oh,we like being alive"
我想是他们大限将至了 I guess it's their time.
作为一个老师你做爱技术太好了 Boy,for a teacher,you sure make love good.
是出色你应该说你做爱技术太出色了 Actually,it's "well,"Pacey.You mean to say,I make love "well.'
一再来一次如何一好 You're good to go again,right?Yeah.
你在吗我能听见你喘气 Peter?Hello?Peter,are you there? I can hear you breathing?
我在你别想了我改变主意了 Yeah,I'm here.And you can forget it.I've changed my mind.
我不管你杀不杀我我都不能要那些孩子的命 I don't care if you do kill me,I'm not gonna kill those kids.
他们死了我星期三就没什么好看了 If they die,I'll have nothing to watch on Wednesdays...
除了FOx的另外五个好节目（不久Family Guy就被取消 但是在粉丝的呼吁下又复活了) ...other than the fine programs on Fox.
开门 Open up in there!
你干什么你不是飞行员这世界上的飞行员我都认识 What are you'doing?You're not a pilot. I know every pilot in the world!
我是来防止你出事故的 I'm here to keep you from making an'error.A pilot error.
H 天我该戴手套才对 Jeez,I probably should've worn mittens!
干得好死胖子 Nice going,fat...
我本打算救你们的但是你们现在要死了 I was just trying to save your lives. But now you're all gonna die.
一谁也不会开飞机一我会 -No one can land this plane.-I can.
谢天谢地是Karen Black Thank God!It's Karen Black!
她在电影里成功迫降了一架飞机 She landed a busted plane in'Airport '75?
七十年代的电影 It was a movie in the 70s.
你们这帮孩子和流行音乐都死去吧 You damn kids with your music.
飞行员都死了 Both of the pilots were killed.
但所幸的是Karen Black在场 Fortunately for the other passengers actress Karen Black...
她曾经主演过Nashville和Five Easy Pieces成功迫降 ...star of such films as Nashville and Five Easy Pieces,was on board.
目目 她的事迹表明只要有机会 Hats off to Miss'Black for proving once again that,given the opportunity...
目目 超过五十岁的女演员也能独当一面 ...actresses over 50 can land large aircraft.
Karen Black真是厉害 Karen Black.What an obscure reference!
你干什么我说了让你把那些孩子结果了的 What the hell?I told you to waste the Dawson's Creek kids.
你弄错了一点 You're missing the important thing here.
你说你要让全世界都知道死亡规律依然存在 You said you wanted everyone to know the rules of death apply.
现在全世界都知道了也对 Now the whole world does.I guess so.
我的脚好多了我该走了 My ankle's starting to feel better.I should probably get out of your hair.
但你才刚来啊 But you just got here!
我们保持联系吧你的电邮是多少 We can stay in touch,can't we?What's your e-mail?
我的是Lois必须死@yahoo.com要连在一起 Mine is "loismustdie,"all one word,"@yahoo.com."
等等死神 Wait a second.Death?
我曾经很怕你但是现在我很高兴认识你 Iused to fear you,but now I'm glad we met.
因为你送了我好礼物Boz Scaggs(70年代著名歌手)全集 Because you've given me a great gift.The complete Boz Scaggs.
你怎么知道的我有这种直觉 How did you know?I just had a feeling.
我们会想你的死神别担心 We're gonna'miss you,Death.Don't worry.
我会回来的不用多久 I'll be back really,really soon.
他是开玩笑的吗 Is he joking?
好吧以后见 Okay,see you later.
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