It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good old-fashioned values
On which we used to rely?
Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
Laugh and cry
He's a family guy
Family Guy 2x08 I Am Peter Hear Me Roar
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哇这防晒油感觉真好 Boy,that lotion sure feels good.
一感觉好热一再热一些吧 -Sure is hot.-And it just got hotter.
换我给你涂 Here.Now let me do you.
Pawtucket Patriot啤酒如果你买 就会有靓妞在你后院亲热唷 Pawtucket Patriot beer.If you buy it,hot women will have sex in your back yard.
典型的男人幻想让女人喝啤酒 Typical male fantasy!Women drinking beer!
Executive Producer 这广告肯定是男人拍的Farlane I guarantee you a man made that commercial.
当然是男人做的这是广告又不是美味的感恩节晚餐 Of course'a man made it.It's a commercial, Lois,not a delicious Thanksgiving dinner.
爸爸我们赢了一条船哈哈哈 Dad,we won a boat!We won'a boat!Ha-ha!
天我们赢了条免费的船 Holy crap!We did!We won a free freakin'boat!
爸爸没有人会免费送东西给别人的 Dad,nobody gives things away for free
18 我知道大把这样的人eitzman I know plenty of people who give things away.
一
我来解决 I'll take it.
中国吗我这里有你要的东西但是你要付出代价 (本字幕组只负责翻译不承担任何除翻译外的责任) Hello,China?I have something you may want,but it's gonna cost you.
没错把你们的茶都交出来 That's right.All the tea.
我知道这肯定会有别的要求 《(你得去听那个分时共享的度假别墅宣传 I knew there was a catch.You have to sit through an awful time-share presentation.
花一点代价我就可以成为这条街上第一个有船的人 A small price to pay.I'm gonna be the first one on Spooner Street to have his own boat.
走运了我赢了一条船 Whoa!All hands on deck!I'm gettin'a boat!
我也赢了 Hey,Quagmire,I'm also getting a boat too.
太好了 Right on!Whoo!
Line.Producerd Ken Denr我等不及去拿船了 I can't wait to get my sea legs!Yeah!
不过我可以是最胖的赢得船的人 Well,at least I'll be the fattest guy on Spooner Street to get a boat.
我也赢了条船 Hey,hey,hey!I'm gettin'a boat!
天连Della Reese也赢了条船 Oh,man.Even Della Reese is getting a boat.
在这所美丽岛屿上的房子QUAMOG These wonderful homes on this beautifully secluded island
可以成为您最佳的居所还几乎任何附加条件 can be yours with almost no strings attached.
Produced by Sherry Gunther AIRPORT NA
美丽的岛没有什么不正常的东西 ANOG Beautiful island.Nothing out of the ordinary here.
只有美丽的房子别的什么都没有 WOG Just beautiful homes and nothing else.R
只有美丽的房子别的什么都没有。 Just beautiful homes and nothing else.RT
Written by Chr只有美丽的房子别的什么都没有 AHOG Just beautiful homes and nothing else.
Written by Chris Sh离海滩只有两百英尺 QUANOG Each residence has 200 feet of pristine ocean'front
没有噪音没有怪物没有污染 No city noise,no flesh-eating ogres,no pollution.
我真是不想见这些销售代理 I hate these high-pressure sales situations.
真可爱你害怕因为你是个女人你怕千蠢事 That's'so cute.You're just afraid that because you're a woman,you'll do something stupid,
好比现在这个事情 或者没注意到我把咱们的结婚录影带录黄片了 like'buy that time-share,or not realise I taped over our wedding video with soft-core porn.
一你把我们的录影带给洗了 别激动就是把没意思的部分洗了 You taped over our wedding video? Relax.I just taped over the boring stuff.
现在请夫妻互读誓词 The couple has written their own vows,which they will now recite.
Peter我 Peter,I...
我进来是因为我想知道我妹妹怎么样了 Look,the only reason I got myself arrested was to find out what happened to my sister.
打扰下小姐们该洗衣服了 Excuse me,ladies,it's laundry time.
这里好冷看看我的 It's so cold in here.I mean,look at my...
AUA 天啊我把录像带寄给我姑姥姥了 Oh,my God,Peter.I sent a copy of that tape to my great-aunt'Lil.
NURSING HOME
这婚礼太火辣了 This wedding is hot!
W 快起来快起来该死的 Wake up,dammit!Wake up!
如果你不看合同就签的话我就接受你们的空白支票 Hello,Mr and Mrs.Griffin.Now I knowyou've been'here all day.If you sign this contract without reading it,I'll take your blank cheque,
从 你们很快就会住到度假别墅里了 and you won't not be not loving your time-share before you know it.
我们不想要什公度假别墅我的船呢 We're'not gonna buy your lousy time-share, all right?Now where's my boat?
等等你还有个选择 Hold on!You have a choice.
你可以选择要船或这个神秘盒子 You can have the boat or the mystery box.
一你疯了吧我们当然要船一别着急 -Are you crazy?We'll take the boat.Not so fast,Lois.
船就是船但是这盒子可以是任何东西 A boat's a boat,but the mystery box could be anything.
是船也说不定我们一直想要船的 It could even be a boat!You know how much we want one.
一我们一我们要盒子了 -Let's...We'll take the box.
我们放弃了船换来了几张SB喜剧俱乐部的门票 "We'll take the box.You gave up a boat for free tickets to a crappy comedy club.
你这么说我好像头一次干傻事一样 You're acting like this is the first time I've'ever done something stupid.
记得我们要船那回吗 Remember the time we went'to get that boat?
船就是船但是这盒子可以是任何东西 A boat's a boat,but the mystery box could be anything.
是船也说不定我们一直想要船的 It could even be a'boat!You know how much we want one.
53 一我们一我们要盒子了 -Let's...-We'll take the box.
一这不是刚才的事情吗一那又怎么样没有人会要船的 -Peter,that just happened ten minutes ago. -Who cares?I bet nobody took the boat.
谁能抵抗盒子的诱惑 Who could resist the call of the mystery box?
看我我是有船的男人啦 Hey,look at me!I'm the man in the boat!All right!
一看右手是Griffin夫妇一咱们是有船阶级了 Joe,look to the right.It's the Griffins. We're nautical now,baby.
那叫右舷但是我原谅你了 因为你会让我爽的过来亲我下 That's called starboard.But I'll forgive you cos you'll sex me up.Now give me some sugar.
一你们的船呢一我们没有要船 Hey,neighbours!Where's your boat? -We didn't take the boat.
我们要了那个盒子快进来 We took the mystery box.Hop in.
Quagmire也许这个喜剧演员 Hey,Quagmire,maybe the comedian will tell some jokes
能讲几个船行船有船的笑话 about boats or boating or owning a boat.
o\ 或者他能讲几个当笨蛋的笑话 Yeah.Or maybe he'll tell some jokes about being a sucker.
噢Quagmire你可真坏啊 Oh,Quagmire,you're what the Spaniards call el terrible.
你生什么气我记得你不喜欢船的 Why are you so upset about?I never even knew you liked boats.
开船是我的生命从我祖上Huck Griffin就传下来了 Boating's in'my blood.Ever since my great-grandfather,Huck Griffin,
r 自从他渡过密西西比河就一直这样 rafted down the mighty Mississippi.
一你刚说什么一我以为那是你的名字呢 What did you just call me?I... I thought that was your name.
这话只有我们黑人能说你不行 That is our word.You've got no right using it.
人 0 好吧好吧知道了别激动 Hey,hey,hey.I'm cool,I'm cool.No problem.
一能把浆给我吗NJim-谢谢 -Could you pass me the oar,N-word Jim.-Thank you
A
这表演太烂了一点不好笑 This comic sucks!He couldn't make me laugh
就算他让我屁股都笑了我也不觉得 even if I was laughing my ass off and he was making me do it.Huh?
一瘦猴讲个笑话让大爷乐乐一那是麦克风 Come on,Skinny!Make me laugh! Peter,that's a microphone stand.
你以为我不知道在舞台上的是演员吗 Oh,well,pardon me for thinking
他既然在上面就应该讲两个笑话才对 a microphone stand in a comedy club should tell a joke or two.
我就是这么老派 I guess I'm just old-fashioned that way.
欢迎来到一哈哈哈真好笑 -Hi.Welcome to...Ha-ha-ha-ha!Very funny!
一我还没有一太搞笑了 -Excuse me,sir.I haven't even...That one was hilarious.
这比你第一个笑话还好玩让刚才那个瘦猴回来 That was even funnier than your first joke.Put Skinny back up there.
Peter一你以为这简单吗 -Peter!You think this is easy?
一要不你上来试试一来就来 You wanna come up here and try this? -I thought you'd never ask.
你还是别这么干吧你不太会讲笑话 Maybe you shouldn't do this.You've never had a lot of luck telling jokes.
讲个笑话换个灯泡要几个臭猩猩 OK,OK.How many dirty,stinking apes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
三个一个臭猩猩换灯泡 Three.One dirty,stinking ape to screw in the light bulb,
另外两个臭猩猩对打 and two dirty,stinking apes to throw faeces at each other. a
哈哈哈 Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
11 别担心我能搞定 Don't worry.I...I got it under control.
咱们说说那个伟哥怎么样 Hey,hey,how about that Viagra,huh?
你知道那玩意如何吗 You know what that stuff does?Huh?
啊 Huh?
拜托 Come on!
你们这帮人是白痴吗 What,are you people stupid?
你喜欢挨骂是吧 Ah!You like a little abuse,huh?
你们又丑又笨 Yeah.Well,you gu...you guys are stupid and ugly.
X 要是有丑笨比赛你们就赢了 If there was a stupid-and-ugly contest,you'd all win!
或者输了只要你们觉得有趣就行 Or lose.Whichever's funnier.
Lois你管做早饭慢的女人叫什么 Hey,Lois.What do you call a woman who takes for ever to cook breakfast?
一真是的你管她叫ois -I swear to God,Peter...You call her Lois.
哈哈哈 Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
哈哈哈这胖子挺会讲笑话 Ha-ha-ha-ha!Well,the fat man made a funny.
我也试试你做饭做的慢 I rather enjoyed that.Yes,yes.Yes,you cook very slowly.
如果你再慢一点你就 As a matter of fact,if you were any slower at cooking,you'd...
你就做不快了这个不好笑： well,you wouldn't be cooking very fast at all, now,would you?That one wasn't very good.
V 他们笑你是因为你尿裤子了不是你笑话讲得好 They laughed because it looked like you peed yourself,not because they liked your jokes.
人/ 或许我尿裤子也是表演的一部分呢 Well,maybe that was part of my act. Urine happens to be very edgy,
你这么无趣的人才不懂呢 but an unfunny person like you wouldn't understand that.
我想到了 OK,OK,I've got it,I've got it.
人 你要是再慢一点你就不需要煮蛋计时器了 If you cooked any more slowly,you wouldn't need an egg timer,
你就需要煮蛋日历了哈哈哈 you'd need an egg calendar!Ha-ha-ha!
好了我也会讲笑话了 That's right.I went there.
等等还有更好笑的 OK,OK,OK.Wait.Here's another one.
为什么女人有胸部 Why do women have boobs?
这样你和她们说话时就有东西看了 So you got something to look at while you're talking to 'em.
一没错一这个笑话好 -That's great! That's a good one.That's what they're for!
你们在讲笑话吗我喜欢笑话 Are you telling jokes?I love jokes.
好吧这个你准保喜欢 All right.Then you'll love this one.OK.
为什么女人有胸部 Why do women have boobs?
。 这样你和她们说话时就有东西看了 So you got something to look at while you're talking to 'em.Ha-ha-ha-ha!
这样你和她们说话时就有东西看了 So you got something to'look at while you're talking to 'em.Ha-ha-ha-ha!
这样你。 So you got.
你要见我吗 You...you wanted to see me,Mr Weed?
Peter咱们有个事情要谈谈 Peter,we have a problem.
Griffin先生_我是Gloria lronbox 我代表你的同事Sarah Bennett Mr Griffin,I'm Gloria Ironbox.I represent one of your co-workers,Sarah Bennett.
她起诉你和公司性骚扰 She's suing you and the company for sexual harassment.
我不记得Sarah是谁 Sarah...Sarah...I don't...
是不是咱们偷录她上厕所的那个 Oh,is she the one we video-taped taking a dump?
怎么了 Why?What happened?
性骚扰可是很重的指控 Sexual harassment is a very serious charge,Mr Griffin.
第一我为自己发言我只是讲了个笑话 First of all,if I can speak in my own defence, all I did was tell a little joke.
第二妇女不是人 Second of all,women are not people
她们只是耶稣为了娱乐世人所创造的工具罢了 They are devices built by the Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.
Peter别说了 Peter,please!
Ironbox女士我保证我们不会放过Peter Miss Ironbox,I assure you this company in no way condones Peter's conduct.
我们有专门关于公司职员关系的录像 In fact,a film on employee relations
是我们人才培训的强制要求并已经有大概五十年了 has been a mandatory part of our personnel training for 50 years.
女性员工是比较特殊的群体 Irrational and emotionally fragile by nature female co-workers are a peculiar animal.
她们对自己的外貌很不自信 They are very insecure about their appearance.
所以确保要夸她们漂亮 Be sure to tell them how good they look every day,
即使她们是丑八怪 even if they're homely and unkempt.
你干得好Muriel而且你比Mamie Van Doren都漂亮 You're doing a great job,Muriel,and you're prettier than Mamie Van Doren.
记住一句干得好 和在她们屁股上拍一下的效果是一样的 And,remember,nothing says "good job"like a firm,open-palm slap on the behind.
我有一个妇女行动联盟关于训练班是教礼仪的 I teach a workplace sensitivity training class for the Women's Action Coalition.
U 如果Griffin完成我的课程我们就不起诉 If Mr Griffin completes my course,we'll drop the lawsuit.
我保证他要不去我就解雇他 I assure you,Peter will be there.His job depends on it.
我很期待 Good.I'm looking forward to it.
你知道吗要不是我不知道你是不是个 女同性恋我肯定会说你对我有意思 You know,if I wasn't so sure you were a lesbian, I'd say you were coming on to'me.
TRAINING
明晚播放 由困难阅读电影社会出品 Chevy Chase主演的电影Feltch
好吧咱们来表演下我是公司助理 All right,now let's do some role-playing. I'll be the office assistant.
Hanson你来当老板我们看看你学到了什么 Mr Hanson,you play the boss and we'll see what you've learned tonight.
OK
一资料整理完了一谢谢 The filing is done,Mr Hanson.Thank you,Miss Ironbox.
你是队伍中宝贵的一员 You are a valued member of our business team
和我一样都是公司的重要成员 and every bit as important to this company as I am.
Griffin先生你来试试怎么样 Excellent.Mr Griffin,why don't you come up here and give it a try?
好 All right.
一资料整理好了一谢谢 The filing is done,Mr Griffin.Thank you,Miss Ironbox.
你是我们队伍中的宝贵成员如果你把衣服脱了 You're a valued member of our business team and I will give you a raise tomorrow
8 我明天就给你升职 if you come to work without a shirt on.
8 一Griffin先生e对不起说错了 -Mr Griffin!-I'm sorry.That came out wrong.
我再来一遍 Let me try again.
一屁股不错一你真是一点都没听进去对吧 Nice ass.You haven't heard a word I've said.
才不是我听到你说的了 That's not fair.I've heard everything you've said.
只是我实施起来有障碍罢了 There's some subtleties to the rules that aren't so easy to understand.
一滴滴一够了 -Honk,honk.-OK,that's it!
很显然这样的训练是不够的 Obviously normal sensitivity training isn't enough for you.
我们得要用点厉害手段才行 No.We're gonna have to do something drastic.
要去一周的女子静修我能从中学到什么啊 A week at a women's retreat.What the hell am I supposed to learn from that?
算了吧你对女性的态度的确不好 Face it,your attitude towards women isn't exactly enlightened.
这里太泥泞了你不应该踩上去 That's a bad mud puddle.I wouldn't want you to step in that
把你的鞋都毁掉 and get your nice shoes all ruined.
你还被抓到过偷窥女更衣室 Then you got caught peeping in the ladies'locker room.
PS 把浴巾拿开拿开 OK,move the towel,move the towel.
她们发现我了 Oh!Oh!They spotted me!
V
我觉得这是对你有好处的 Peter,I think this'll be good for you.
我爱你但是有时候 You know I love you,but I have to admit there are times
L 我希望你能感性一些 when I wish you were a little more sensitive.
头往上看头往上看 Look at me.Look at me!
女士们你们好我是Watson这次旅行的导游 Hello,ladies.I'm Miss Watson,director of the retreat.
我向各位介绍Griffin先生 他这回参加训练是为了开发他女性的一面 I'd like'to welcome Peter Griffin,who's here to get in touch with his feminine side.
如果其他人像他一样世界上的麻烦就会少很多 This world would be far better if there were more men like him.
我想到了我来当Charlie你们是天使 OK,OK,so here's what I'm thinking.I'll be Charlie and you can all be my angels.
你不行你是Bosely Except you.You'll be Bosley.
我们女性有很大的力量 We women have so much strength inside us.
我们连生孩子的疼都能忍还有什么我们受不了的 If we can endure the pain of childbirth,imagine what else we're capable of.
说得好 Right on,sister!
算了吧生个孩子能有多疼 Wah,wah,wah.Come on!It's only childbirth.How much could it hurt?
就好像把你从头到脚撕开一样（出自Bi0 Cosby) It's like taking your bottom lip and stretching it over your head to the back of your neck.
想不想听听我讲个恐怖的故事啊 Hey,you wanna hear some horror stories,
知道Lois怀孕的时候我是怎么熬过来的 what about what I went through when Lois was pregnant?
我们女性在互相交流的时候应该 进行些身体接触以表示支持对方 We are conditioned to feel competitive with other women when we should be supportive.
Lizzy我知道自从你丈夫离开你之后你感觉孤独烦恼 Lizzy,I know you feel alone and unattractive since your husband left you.
但你是个美丽的女人我支持你 But you are a beautiful person and I am here for you.
请注意我在和她交流的时候和她进行了身体接触 Notice I'm making physical contact with her in order to establish a connection.
你抱抱她或许会更好 You'd make more of a connection if you hugged her.
说得对 Very good,Peter!That's true.
好了现在给她挠挠背 That's it.Now rub her back.
对了让她舒服起来 OK,that's good.Yeah,comfort her.
感觉不错吧丽 Yeah.Oh,yeah.You like that,don't you?
很好这很自然 It's OK.It's OK to like it.It's very natural.
好了现在闻闻她的味道 OK,good,good.Now smell her a little.
人 我做不到一当然你可以 -I can't do it.Yes,you can.
相信你的姐妹跳下来吧 Trust your sisters.Jump into the trust quilt.
一跳下来吧我们爱你一我们会接住你的、 Jump!Trust us.We'love you!We'll catch you.
该我了该我了 OK,me next,me next!
我先来个三周跳 OK,ladies.I'm gonna start with a Greg Louganis triple Salchow
再来个一周半 and tuck into a flying Mary Lou Retton half...
啊啊啊 Aagh!Aagh!Ooh!Aagh!
啊啊啊 Ow!Aagh!Aagh!Aagh!
啊啊哇 Aaaaaagh!Aagh!Ow!
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你现在感觉到女性的痛苦了你的学习之路开始了 Now that you've felt a woman's pain,the learning can begin.
Two weeks later
wo ater
欢迎回来 Welcome back,Peter.
Lois!
我好想你还有我的孩子们 I missed you so much.And my babies!
Chris像个乖孩子一样帮我把包拿进来 Chris,be a munchkin and bring my bags inside.
一Peter你一快去烧茶我有故事要说 -Peter,you're,uh...-Brian,put the tea on.I have stories.
但是首先我要处理点个人问题 But first I'm'gonna go freshen up and rinse out a few things.
该死我指甲断了失陪了 Oh,fudge!I broke a nail.Excuse me.
天啊爸爸变成女人了 Oh,my God!Dad's a chick!
我都不记得上次我们这么依偎在一起是什么时候了 I can't remember the last time we cuddled like this.
我也忘了我这么爱你了 I can't remember the last time I loved you so much.
你为什么这么有爱心了 Oh,how did you get so sweet?
我妈妈把我生在糖罐子里了 When I was born,my mommy dunked me in a barrel of sugar.
肉麻死了 Oh,for God's sake.
没错我要咖啡蛋糕 Oh,yes.Yes,I want the coffee cake.
你好一你好Quagmire -Hello!Hey,Quagmire.
一你干什么呢一没什么 -Hey,Peter,what's up?Not much
一你要干嘛没事就是聊聊 Well,what do you want?-Nothing.I just called to talk.
一你想什么呢一你什么意思你给我打电话的 What you thinking about? What do you mean?You called me.
我就是想打个招呼那么你 I just wanted to say hi.So what are you d...?
真不敢相信我们有这么可爱的孩子 Sometimes I just can't believe we could make something so beautiful
他很像你 He looks just like his father.
我真的感谢你为生孩子并养育他们的这一切 I really appreciate all the hard work you did giving birth and mothering our kids.
我是体会不到生孩子的乐趣了 I'll never know that joy.
我想如果有机会你会成为一个出色的母亲的 Peter I'm sure you would have been a great mother if you'd had the chance.
0 一你这么认为吗一我确定这样 You think so?I know so.
我也要照照镜子的 One of these days I'm gonna need the mirror.
天啊我怎么弄不好这刘海 Oh,beans!I can't get this spit curl to...
今天星期几一星期四 Lois,what day is it?-Thursday.
天啊我晚了 Oh,my God.Oh,my God!I'm late.
一你要是不浪费那么多时间弄头发一我月经来晚了 -If you spent less time fixing your hair...No,Lois.I'm late late!
P我们还有验孕棒吗一你疯了吧你怎么可能怀孕 Do we still have that pregnancy test? -Are you insane?You can't have a baby.
EO 我没有选择我是个天主教徒（不能堕胎） Well,I don't have a lot of options.I'm Catholic!
我以为你会高兴的 God!I thought you'd be'happy!
(这话就不解释了就是指他是女人)
FFIH 这回可好了我的妻子要被迫给他的混蛋丈夫做晚饭吗 Oh:Oh,this is just great.Now my own wife is forced to cook dinner for her lousy husband?
0o0 你就是我的丈夫或者你曾经是我的丈夫 Peter,you're my husband.At least,you used to be.
妈妈我给你个礼物给你个提示 Oh,Mother,I come bearing a gift.I'll give you a hint.
一礼物在我的尿布里但是那不是面包机 你能帮他换下尿布吗 It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster. Meg,can you change Stewie?
可以但是这回要是有男孩子打电话来 不要说我正双手沾屎知道吗 Fine.But this time if a boy calls,please don't tell him I'm wrist-deep in poopie.
我很高兴你发现了自己的女性一面 Honey,I'm glad you discovered your feminine side,
但是我不要你忘了我 but I didn't want you to forget about mine.
o/ 还记得这个吗（人 Remember this?Huh?
一记得吗一哦提醒我了 Remember?=Oh,my God.That reminds me.
我得要去做胸部检查 I gotta get myself a breast exam.
厂哦哦 Uh-oh.Uh-oh!
哦哦 Uh-oh.Uh-oh!
一个肿瘤一个肿瘤 A lump.A lump!Oh,God!Oh,God!
哦只是个奇多 No,Cheeto.
真是吃惊啊 How 'expected.
很抱歉打扰你现在来不合适吧 Hi,Glen.I'm sorry to bother you.Is this a bad time?
对于你没有什么不合适请进请进 It's never a bad time when you're with'the Q man.Come on in.
你也知道了Peter最近有点不正常 Well,a s you may have noticed,Peter's been acting a little different lately.
一开始还好但是他现在不把我当女人看了 It was refreshing at first,but now...well,he doesn't even treat me like a woman any more.
我知道我已经准备好了 I know where this is going,Lois, and I'm already semi there.Oh!
我想你和Cleveland Anyways,Glen,I was wondering if you and Cleveland
能不能帮帮他让他重回正轨 could help change Peter back to the way he was.
啊原来是为这事 Of course that's why you're here.
一放心我可以对你做出任何事一什么 Don't worry,I'd do everything to you.What?
我可以为你做出任何事 I'd do anything for you.
如果我们要把Peter掰正我们需要他美女环抱 come on,If we're gonna remasculate Peter, we need to surround him with chicks.
咱们别参加这破烂集会去享乐吧 Let's blow this sausagefest and hit the house of tail.
不行他需要学会尊重他的支持者 No.He needs to learn how to respect his fellow man.
这就是这个游行的意义 That's what this march is all about.
尊重你的支持者 Respect for your fellow man.
我才不会尊重男人男人是造成世界这么烂的原因 I can't respect men.Men'are the reason our world is in such lousy shape.
如果我们像女人那么感性就不会有犯罪和暴力了 If men were as caring as women,we wouldn't have crime or violence.
MAN 我的同胞们我们需要在一起 My brothers,we need to stand together..
对不起我要在这里对男人说两句 Excuse me.I'd like to say a couple of truths to the men in this audience.
MAN 你们是造成这个国家这么多犯罪的原因心 It's your fault we have so much'crime in this country
V 也是你们造成了这个国家如此暴力 and it's your fault we have so much violence in this country.
MAN 你们毁了我们的社会你们应该对此羞愧 You are ruining our society and you should be ashamed!
我才不管我们写了多少东西 但是观点节目应该只有三小时才对 Look,I don't care how many letters we gotta write.The View should be on for three hours.
看完了就看午间新闻了 You just get going and it's News at Noon.
一咱们走吧一等等 -Can we go'soon?Not yet.
Glorialronbox和Camille Paglia 要拿出家伙来比比谁的更大 Gloria Ironbox and Camille Paglia are gonna whip it out and see whose is bigger.
很高兴你做到了 Peter,I'm so glad you could make it.
一这是我爱人Lois一我是他老婆 Gloria,this is my life partner Lois.-I'm his wife.
Peter告诉我你没有工作 His wife,yes.Peter tells me you don't have a career of your own.
厨房以外的世界对我来说太恐怖了 Oh,no.Life outside my kitchen is so bright and scary.
我是因为自己没有怀孕才过来的 I'm just here because you caught me between pregnancies.
我很抱歉你对我的事业如此有敌意 Well,I'm sorry you're so hostile toward someone who's fighting
你这样的女人应该不仅仅只是个家庭主妇的 so a woman'like you can become more than just a housewife.
只是个家庭主妇 Oh,just a housewife?
告诉你我和你是平等的怎么生活是我的选择 Look,I'm all for equality,but if you ask me feminism is about choice.
我选择成为妻子和母亲现在我选择结束这个对话 I choose to be a wife and mother.And now I'm choosing to end this conversation.
怪不得你丈夫不尊重女人 No wonder your husband didn't respect women.
再说一遍 Excuse me?
我不敢想你孩子都是什么德行 I can't imagine how screwed up your kids must be. 人
你个婊子 You bitch!
十个香蕉奶油馅饼 Ten banana cream pies.
天这太火辣了 Holy crap,this is hot.
我们走吧 Lois,we gotta go.
一这太棒了一谁说的 -That was wonderful.Who said that?
我饿了来个三明治怎么样 Oh,hey,Lois.I'm starving.How about a sandwich?
欢迎你回来一少说话多做事 Glad to have you back,Peter Lois,less talky,more fetchy.
我就当这你用中文说我爱你 I'm just gonna assume that's Chinese for "I love you".
(这是Peter唯一一次出现腋毛)
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