It seems today that all you see
is violence in movies and sex on TV
but where are those good,old-fashioned values
on which we used to rely?
Q on which we used to rely?)
Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
all the things that make us
laugh'n'cry
He's a family guy
少 Family Guy 2x10 Running Mates(竞选伙伴)
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M Rupert你准备的小饼干实在是美味啊 I say,Rupert,these crumpets you've prepared look positively divine!
Executive Producer 口感上佳色香味俱全你说让我再来一个么 D Excellent texture;provocative support.Try another,you say?
Supervising Producer Craig Hof那我就不客气了 Well,aren't I the wicked one?
Stewie我告诉过你的不要吃土太脏了 Stewie,I've told you before,don't eat dirt.It's disgusting.
SupervisinarProducer 么你为我你重流的思心汁液 force-fed me from your teat...
XXX 就好吃了吗 ...were perfectly fine then?
一Glen帮我抱下Stewie好吗一没问题 -Glen,would you mind holding Stewie?Said and done.
你好啊脏小子 Hey there,spud with the mud.
Consulting Producer V Gay天啊你用Aqua Velva洗的澡吗 Good Lord!Do you bathe in Aqua Velva?
PRESIDENT 一我们支持你选举一谢谢你Cleveland -Hi.Lois,You've got our votes.Thank you,Cleveland.
2 GRIFFIN 我们支持你选举谢谢你Cleveland -Hi.Lois,You've got our votes.Thank you,Cleveland.
PRESIDENT 一我们支持你选举一谢谢你Cleveland -Hi.Lois,You've got our votes.Thank you,Cleveland.
Line Ken总得要有人去对付Betsy Lebeau Someone has to run against that awful Betsy Lebeau.
PRESIDENT 她居然反对对新老师进行背景检查 She actually opposes background checks for new teachers!
天知道她要雇谁 God knows who'she might hire.
设为C的直角三角形斜边的平方 So the square of a hypotenuse,which we will label C.
等于另外两条线A与B的平方和 ...making the sides opposite both of the acute angles A and B...
(你喜欢我吗是不是也许) ...always equals the sum of the squares of the other sides.
有问题吗 Any questions?E
√LIKE
我得要做点什么 It's just something I have to do.
Produced by 即使获胜意味着我要牺牲一些和家人一起的时间 Even if winning means spending time out of the house and away from my family.
不在家我可以摆脱你残忍的统治了 Out of the house?Why,I'd be free from your oppressive gynocracy!
你还等什么你应该去演讲跟选民握手亲吻孩子 You should be out giving speeches,shaking hands,kissing babies!
不是我 Not this baby!
Lois你看见我的裤子了吗 Lois,you seen my pants?
这些群众演员从我们这里搬出去就好了 Boy,I'll be'glad when that 'studio audience moves out of the neighborhood.
这选举牌是怎么回事 Lois,what's with the sign?
Peter我跟你说过的我要竞选校委会 Peter,we discussed this.I'm running for School Board.
你从来不听我说话 You never listen to me.
SCH:0L 30FRO PRESIDENT 你从来不听我说话 You never listen to me.
SCH:0L 30FRD PRESIDEN我想起来了嗨Cleve land Yeah,I remember.Hey,Cleveland.Hey,Quagmire.
SCH:CL B0FRD PRESIDENT
SCH: PRESIDENT Lois这选举牌是怎么回事 Lois,what's with the sign?
各位Chris的校长打电话来了他惹麻烦了 You guys?Chris'principal just called.Chris is in trouble.
NY 够了我要报警了 That's it!I'm calling the cops!
BUPPY CIAUCI
Griffin先生我有个坏消息 Mr.Griffin,I'm afraid I have bad news.
你的孩子偷窥女更衣室 I caught your son peeking into the girls'locker room.
哦Chris Oh,Chris!
KI有什么大不了的他那个年龄有这种想法很正常 So what's the big deal?It's normal for a boy his age to be curious.
我还记得曾经关注女孩子发育的时候 I remember when'I first noticed girls starting to develop.
欢迎来到八年级各位新生 Welcome to eighth grade orientation,everyone,
午饭之后你们的个人储藏柜安排会张贴在图书馆里 Locker assignments will be handed out in the Library after Lunch period
如果你们对安排有疑问 If you have any questions about your locker assignments...
或者是对你们的课程安排有疑问请 ..or your class schedule,please come...
咱们晚上接着谈 We'll continue this discussion tonight,young man.
女人不是物品 A woman is not an object.
你妈妈说的对仔细听听它们说什么 Your mother is right,son.Listen to what it says.
Peter不是我说的 Peter!I didn't say that.
Lee Majors说的 Lee Majors did.
什么女人就是物品 What?Women are things
天啊是Fargas先生 Oh,my God!It's Mr.Fargas!
他是我最喜欢的老师 He was'my favorite teacher!
把解剖刀拿出来咱们要解剖一个小丑 Take'out your scalpels,kids.We're going to dissect a clown!
怪不得这个小丑死了他满是糖果 No wonder this clown died.His lungs are filled with candy!
√ 你去打个招呼吧 Why don't you go say hello?
我要去教师休息室里拉拉选票 I'm gonna drop off some campaign flyers in'the teachers'lounge.
Fargas先生是我Peter Griffin Hey,Mr.Fargas!It's me,Peter Griffin!
Griffin对不起你不在名单上 Griffin.Sorry,not on the list.
你不记得我了吗我是你最喜欢的学生 Don't you remember me?I was your favorite student.
你教给了我多少东西啊数学科学 You taught me everything.Math,science.
你还教会我怎么在舞会上跳舞 You even taught me'how to dance hel just in time for the prom.
Peter你这么跳 Peter,you start like this.
这样 Like this?
对现在加上一点转身和滑步 Yeah.Now add a little turn and do a buck and wing.
没错Fargas这就跳起来了 Come on,Mr.Fargas,do the whole darn thing.
Fargas先生你怎么了他们把你的快乐神经给阉割了吗 Jeez,Mr.Fargas,what happened to you? Somebody give you a fun-ectomy?
不是我得按照校委会的要求服药 No,they gave me these by order of the School Board.
他们说这能让我平静下来 They said it evens me out.
很抱歉教你那样从扶梯上滑出去把药给我 Sorry to fly off the handle.Here,let me see that.
木 应该抱歉的是给你吃药的人 That's what I think about you taking chill pills from the Man.
听着以前的Farg先生是教学生快乐的 这才是孩子需要的东西 Look,the old Farg made learning fun.He's what these kids need.
现在回教室去用你的Fargin教学法引爆课堂吧 Now get back in that classroom and teach your "Fargin""ass off.
一A 别进来等等 Don't come in!Just a minute!
一 Chris你妈妈让我跟你谈谈 Chris,your mother wants me and you to have a talk.
邮一A
我马上就破纪录了 I was going for a new record.
听着孩子男性想看裸体女人是本能 Now,son,as men,it's only natural for us to look at naked girls.
是个男人都这样连Rogers先生也一样 Every man does it,even Mr.Rogers.
你好邻居 Hello,neighbor.
但是偷窥是很危险的行为所以我给你带来这些 But peeping can be'dangerous,so I brought you this.
(Playpent懂得人都知道这是Playboy:和Penthousel的合体啦)
一哇十二月小姐一是啊这是我的珍藏品 -Wow!Miss December!-Yep,the old skin bin.
现在你可以尽情的看裸女而不用负法律责任 Now you can look at naked girls all you want and it's perfectly legal!
哇看看这身材这是妈妈 Wow,check out the rack on....Mom?
给我 Give me that!
这是你妈妈给我的周年小礼物 Just a little present your mom gave me for our anniversary.
好吧爸爸 All right,Dad!
谢谢你 Hey,Dad.Thanks.
要是你竞选成功你能让我当返校节女皇吗 Mom,if you get elected can you fix it so l win Homecoming Queen?
当然了 Honey,of course I can.
但是靠裙带关系赢了也胜之不武啊 But winning without honor isn't really winning at all.
没错吧M0自胜之不武也没什么 Isn't that right,Milli?No,it's just as good.
宝贝 "Baby
我说什么啊你是对的 What's the use?You're right.
别在这里翻闲话了 Cease this prattling!
这些竞选资料必须今天送到才能让你竞选成功 This campaign literature must be posted today to get you into office...
并远离我的生活你这个溃烂的妓女 ...and out of my life,you festering strumpet!
你们好ois你要竞选校委会啊 Hey,you guys.Lois,you running for School Board?
Chris的学校上电视了 Look,Chris'school is on TV.
今日头条初高中理科学生一年一度的传统活动 The egg drop,an annual tradition for junior-high-school science students,
但今天在他们老师的带领下从学校房顶向下扔蛋 But,today at Buddy Cianci Junior High, an egg drop conducted by teacher...
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他们的老师Randall Fargas看起来十分不正常 Randall Fargas seems to have gone horribly wrong,
我们现在请本台的亚裔记者Trisha Takanawa给您带来现场报道 We now go live to Action News'5 Asian reporter,Trisha Takanawa,
这些掉下来的蛋不是鸡蛋 Tom,the eggs being dropped behind me are not chicken eggs...
而是以危险著称的加利福尼亚秃鹰的蛋 ..but those of the endangered California condor,
欢迎回来Farga老师 Welcome back,Fargas.
天啊他要把那种秃鹰从地球上给抹掉了 Oh,my God.He's gonna wipe that species off the face of the earth!
不Lois这是校工的工作（他竟然以为是打扫 No,Lois.The janitor'll do that.
我刚从校委会得到消息 I'm getting word that the Quahog School Board...
他们刚刚开除了Fargas先生 他长达32年的教师生涯终结了 ...has just dismissed Randall Fargas, ending his 32-year teaching career,
一什么他们不能这么干一Peter那个人显然失控了 What?They can't do that! Peter,the man'is obviously unbalanced.
另外一条消息校委会委员候选人Betsy Lebeau In other news,Betsy Lebeau,School Board President candidate...
宣布退选 ...announced today she's pulling out of the race,
她的退出让家庭主妇Losi Griffin不战而胜 Lebeau's withdrawal leaves housewife, Lois Griffin,running unopposed,
天啊我这就赢了 My goodness!I win'by default!
太好了你可以让Fargas先生复职 Great.You can get Mr.Fargas his job'back.
对不起我有自己的想法厂 I'm sorry!But I do have a'mind of my own!
我也同意学校委员会的决定 And I happen to agree with'the School Board's decision.
我知道你是个女权主义者这很可爱 I know you're a feminist and I think that's adorable...
但现在应该成熟一点了是该男人我说了算 ...but this is grown-up time and I'm the man.
我才不会给那个疯子复职呢没得商量 I'm not giving that lunatic his job'back and that's final.
我不会让你们从我的孩子手里夺走像Fargas先生这样的好老师 Lois,I can't let you deprive our children of a fine teacher like'Mr.Fargas.
我要不惜一切代价阻止你 I'm gonna stop you the only way I can..
扼杀你 ..by killing you...
竞选校委员会的希望 ...in the race for School Board President!
PRESTDENT PRESTDENT 竞选校委员会的希望 ...in the race for School Board President!
NTTK
ESIDENT GRIFFIN HL GRIFFIN GRIFFIN RESI BOARD BCARD PRESIDENT SCHCHL RESIDENT PRESIDENT
FOR Peter你觉得跟Lois竞争是好主意吗 FIN Peter,are you sure running against IFE Lois is such a good idea?
FOR GRIEEIN FIN 你知道你有多好胜 GRIFE You know how competitive you get.
你知道你有多好胜 You know how competitive you get
我可以和其他人一样不好胜 I can be just as non-competitive as anybody.
我是最不好胜的人所以我胜了 Matter of fact,I'm the most non-competitive.So I win.
GRIFFIN FOR 算了吧你连下棋输了都受不了 55 Come on,you can't even handle losing at checkers.
将军 King me.
看那是什么 Look over there!What?
CRIFFIN GKIFFIN GRIFFIN DEN GRIFFI GRIFFIN CRIEFIN NT PRE
CRIFFIN GRIFFIN CRLECIN N GRIFFI Peter你什么时候关心起学校委员会了 Peter,since when do you care about the School Board?
RIFFIN GRIFFIN PK GRIFFIN IN GRIFFIN IN NT GRI儿ois Fargass先生遭到了不公苹待遇 SCHOO Lois,Mr.Fargas is getting a bum rap.IN
如果跟你竞争可以让他复职的话 ...and if running against you is the only way to get him back...
我就会和你斗争到底就像<六百万美元的男人里一样 ...then I am gonna run like the Six Million'Dollar Man.
我们可以重造他 We can rebuild him
我们有技术但是我不想花这么多钱 We have the technology,but I don't want to spend a lot of money.
CRIFFIN GRIFFIN GRI N 好吧你想这么干就来吧 GRIFFIN or Fine,if you'feel that strongly,then by all means run. GRIF
但是告诉你我也不是吃素的 But I'm warning you,I'm not gonna pull any punches on the issues.
我是Lois I'm Lois.
看看我的大主意（屁股）和我的大鼻子 Look at me with my big ideas and my pointy nose,
打败你比不选而胜更简单 This'll be even easier than running unopposed.
(是吗 Is that so?
我不仅仅要赢了竞选 Not only am I gonna win this election...
我还要吃了你的鼻子 ...I am gonna eat your nose.
CRIFFIN GRIFFIN GRIFF RIFFIN DIN GRIFFIN GRIFFIN PRE GRIFFIN GRIFFI IN NT CDIGSIN PRE GRIFFIN 2
CRIFFIN GRIFFIN GRIFF RIFFIN CRIFFIN GRIFFIN PRC GRIFFIA竞选上见 GRIFFI IN NT See you on the campaign trail. IN CNY
竞选上见 See you on the campaign trail.
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GRIEFIN PRESIDENT GRIFFIN
白
看看我的手在哪里 Oh,my.Look where my hand is.
白
我说看看我手在哪里 I say,look where my hand is!
白
我的手在非常淘气的地方 It's in a very naughty place,
这让你恶心吗 Does that not disgust you?
二彐彐 我可是用舌头当厕纸的人你说呢 You're talking to a guy who uses his tongue for toilet paper.
你这个杂种狗 Now look here,you loathsome cur!
我妈妈把我留给你照顾 The matron of prattle has left me in your ward.
你应该阻止我做出这些恶心事情来 You should be striving to'thwart my noisome misdeeds.
看看我我在墙上写字呢 Look at me.I'm writing profanity on the wall!
那个笔迹可以用水擦掉 Water-soluble. EWS
别傻坐在那里我在干坏事我是个淘气的小男孩 Don't just sit there!I have misbehaved! I've been a bawdy little monkey!
要是那个坏女人在他会阻止我的 If that vile woman'were here,she'd prove a worthy adversary.
怎么了想妈妈了 What's the matter?Miss your mommy?
没错没错我想妈妈了 Yes,that's it.That's quite good.Yes,I miss my mommy.
一我还想疝气和直肠测温计呢随便你说什么恋母男 El also miss colic and rectal thermometry. Whatever you say,Mama's boy.
该死的 Blast!
Chris Hector找到了两块石头好像乳房要去看看吗 Hey,Chris!Hector found two rocks outside that look like boobs!You in?
有了这些要石头干嘛 Who needs rocks when you got these?
一看看一哇 -Check it out!-Wow!
UMU
请投票给Peter Griffin Vote for Peter Griffin!
JOA NN 看看全是Lois的标志了 Look at all of Lois'signs!
DA IN 真是万里江山一片红啊 Talk about seeing red.
Peter我想你估计是赢不了了 Peter,I'm concerned that your.candidacy may have become a lost cause.
竞选辩论就在今晚你没有任何支持者啊 The debate is tonight and you don't seem to have any supporters.
GRIEE
00 别瞎说Griffin家的男人一贯是赢家 Don't sweat it,the Griffin men have always been winners...
我从的小型祖父Juarez Griffin那一辈就开始了 ..dating back to my diminutive great-grandfather, Juarez Griffin.
(这是不是预示了Peter和大鸡的人鸡大战呢)
竞选辩论是我的天下好吧 Fellas,the debate's in the bag,all right?
我最会干的事情就是赢取民心了 If there's one thing I can'do,it's play to a crowd.
目 Lois Griffin船运业大亨Carter Pewterschmidt Lois Griffin,daughter of shipping industrialist, Carter Pewterschmidt...
和毫无主见的Barbara Pewterschmidt之女 ...and passive-aggressivist,Barbara Pewterschmidt,
今晚他的对手是 Tonight she takes on her greatest challenge,Peter Griffin...
土生土长的本地人自我感觉良好的胡格诺教徒 不知道这是什么意思 ..Quahog's native son,self-described Huguenot, don't know what that means...
社区活跃人士 ...and community activist,
上啊爸爸 Go,Dad.
他听不到你说话的 He can't hear you.
1y 上啊爸爸 Go,Dad!
把你们的激情准备好马上为您献上 So fasten your seat belts,We're just minutes away...
Lois对Peter Griffin对Griffin ...from Lois versus Peter,Griffin versus Griffin...
YS. Lois对Peter Griffin对Griffin ...from Lois versus Peter,Griffin versus Griffin...
YS. 就在周一晚的辩论 ...on Monday Night Debate,y'all!
对于人类自我折磨的情况我无话可说 Of suns and worlds I nothing had to say I see mankind's self-torturing pains"
你弄错了 No!You're doing it wrong!
你读浮士德的时候 When you read Faust...
你应该把诱惑者的话用恐怖的声音读出来 ..you're supposed to do Mephistopheles in a scary voice like this!
你妈妈就是这么读给你听的我才不想念那个丑八怪 Is that the way Mommy reads it?I do not miss that ogress.
她肯定会下地狱的你说是就是 She can burn in'hell for all I care!Sure she can.
该死 Damn!
我已经习惯了她的容颜 "I've grown accustomed to her face
她是我每天的开始 "'She almost makes the day begin
我已经习惯了她每日每夜的轻声细语 "I've grown accustomed to the tune that she whistles night and noon
她的笑她的恼她的一举一动 "Her smiles,her frowns,her ups,her downs
已经成了我生命中的一部分 "are second nature to me now
如同我的一呼一吸无法分离 "Like breathing out and breathing in
感谢上天她只是个女人 "I'm very grateful she's a woman
如同一个习惯可以随时改掉 "and so easy to forget,rather like a habit one can always break
但此时此刻我习惯了她的容颜 "And yet,I've grown accustomed to her looks
Ra 她的声音 "Accustomed to her voice
习惯了她的 "Accustomed to'her
习惯了她的 "Accustomed to her
容颜 face
你们都去死吧 Damn you all!
JN PONED
(e Griffin先生请你做开场白 Mr,Griffin,your opening statement,please,
好的我是Peter Griffin请投我一票 Okay,I'm Peter Griffin,Vote for me,
一就这些户还有呢 -Is that it?=No,this is it,
这就是生活如果你自己不试图改变 This is life,the one you get,so go and have a ball...
世界也不会因你而改变 ..because the world don't move to the beat of just one drum,
对于你好的不一定对别人好 What might be right for you,may not be right for some,
你有好事有坏事 You take the good,you take the bad...
经历风风雨雨这就是你的人生我的开场白就这些 ..you take them both,and there you have my opening statement,
狗狗坐下 Sit,Ubu,sit,Good dog,
Griffin女士你呢 Okay,Mrs,Griffin?
作为一个钢琴老师我知道教育是一件难事 As a piano teacher,I know how difficult the education process can be,
如果我当选了我将会为你们争取 That's why,if I'm elected,I promise to fight for competent teachers...
更好的音乐练习室更新课本 ...a better-funded music department and updated textbooks...
不管什么前途黑暗我都会一往无前 ...that don't refer to the Civil Rights) Movement as "trouble ahead,
Griffin先生你的意见呢 Mr,Griffin,your response?
关于教育方面的 Maybe something about education?
我一直很关心年轻人 I have always cared deeply about young people,
我在学生时代的时候曾经和一些贫穷的学生一起 As a rich'college-bound student,I once joined some underprivileged youths...
成功的举行抗议活动使一个社区中心免于成为商业中心 ...in saving a community center from being converted into a shopping mall,
那不是你干的 Peter,that wasn't you,
那是Adolpho Shabba-Doo在电影Breakin'2: Electric Boogaloo里千的 That was Adolpho Shabba-Doo would do in Breakin'2:Electric Boogaloo,
你昨晚上看电视上播的 You watched it last night,
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你说我是骗子喽 So you're calling me a liar?
那我就捡重要的说了 I'm gonna take the highroad and stick to the issues,
孩子是我们的未来 The children of Quahog are our greatest treasure,
他们需要的学校委员会成员 是那种不把女用药膏和芥末膏放在一起的人 They deserve a school board president who doesn't leave their feminine ointments...
那玩意抹到热狗上太难吃了 ...in the fridge next to the mustard!That was the worst hot dog I ever ate!
她在床上剔牙她打呼噜就像角马 Yeah,she flosses in bed,she snores like a wildebeest--
谢谢Griffin先生我们继续 Thank you,Mr,Griffin,We now move on--
等等多事精我还没说完 Wait a second,blow dryer,I'm not done yet,
她释放了Willie Horton搞定了Donna Rice She freed Willie Horton,nailed Donna Rice--
一够了一她还吃小孩 -Peter,that's enough!Eats babies,
Peter Peter等等听我说 Peter,Peter.Just a minute,Listen to me,please!
这个选举是关乎于我们孩子的未来 This election is about our children's future,
问问你们自己 So ask yourself...
你们是要选一个从来没有教过书的男人 ...what kind of future will it be if you elect a man who has never taught a student...
他还没有参加过PTA(家庭教师协会)会议 ...or even been'to a PTA meeting,
他还以为鹅的复数是羊 This is a man who believes the plural of "goose"is "sheep"!
我才是称职的人选选我吧 I'm the right person for the job,Vote for me,
Lois!
等等我还没说完 Wait,I'm not done,
Peter闭嘴都给我闭嘴 Peter!Come on!Stop,Shut up!You guys shut up!
我不想当众羞辱Peter的但是我没有别的办法 didn't enjoy humiliating Peter, but what choice did I have?
没什么我喜欢你这么干 That's okay,Lois.I enjoyed it.
大选结束后我们就能尽释前嫌了 As soon as the polls close,we can put all this ugliness behind us.
-Lois Griffin是个荡妇二什么 -Lois Griffin is a slut -What?
我是Peter Griffin Hi,I'm Peter Griffin,
我生长在这里 I grew up in this town,
Quahogi需要一个有道德的校委会委员 Quahog needs a moral,upstanding school board president,
他是我们可以相信的 Someone we can'trust,
辩论的时候我们说了许多难听话 A lot of nasty things have been said during this campaign,
但是有图有真相 But pictures are better than words
有些时候话说不清楚 ...because'some words are'big and hard to understand
但是这东西谁都明白 But here's something everyone can understand!
你想让你孩子的未来落到这个人手里吗 Do you really want your children's future in the hands of this?
我不这么认为 I know I don't,
本广告由Peter Griffing竞选基金会赞助 Paid for by the Peter Griffin for School Board President Committee,
对不起Lois Sorry,Lois,
有点淫有点荡有点模糊 "Lewd,""obscene,and "a little blurry"...
这是对于Lois Griffin艳照的评价 ...just some of the words used to describe Lois Griffin's prurient pic.
一早上好我是Tom Tucker一我是Diane Simmons -Good morning.I'm Tom Tucker. And I'm Diane Simmons.
昨天选民们以选票做出了表态 Yesterday,voters overwhelmingly declared...
他们认为Lois Griffin不是他们想要的人选 ...that Lois Griffin is not the kind of person they want running their schools.
他的丈夫Peter Griffin获得完胜 Her husband,Peter Griffin,was elected by a landslide.
多好的一天我想说 What a great day!I just want to say.
多好的一天我想说 What a great day!I just want to say...,
我真是喝傻了 I am so freaking wasted!
太好了妈妈终于回来了 Splendid,How delightful to have mother back,
我听到了该死口 I heard that,Damn!
( 别难过妈妈我的朋友都认为你很火辣 Don't feel bad,Mom.All my friends think you're hot!
他们都不相信我是你生的 They can't believe I came out of you!
Lois我给你讲个笑话需要几个窝囊废给我做早饭呢 Lois,I got a joke for you.How many losers does it take to make me breakfast?
只需要一个就是你 Just one!You!
叶小 开玩笑的给我来点烤面包谢谢 I'm'just kidding.French toast,please
别跟我说话了Peter你羞辱了你的妻子 Don't even'talk to me,Peter.You humiliated your own wife!
你这么做是为什么就为了让那个疯子Fargas重回教室吗 'And for what?To get that crazy Mr. Fargas back in the classroom?
Who?
Peter我关心我们的学校 Peter,I cared about our schools.
而你只关心去赢得竞选 All you cared about was some stupid competition.
/选举获胜只做完了一半事情 Winning was only half the battle.
如果你不借这个机会为我们的孩子做点好事 If you blow this chance to do something good for our kids...
你就是最大的窝囊废 ..you'll be the biggest loser!
是吗 Oh,yeah?
Va Peter Griffin不是窝囊废当我接手学校之后 Peter Griffin'is no'loser!When I'm through with our schools...
我们的学生都会非常聪明都能够自已去给录像机编程序 ...our students'll be so smart they'll be able to program their VCRS...
还不会把自己弄得满身热油 ..without spilling piping hot gravy all over myself.
(FORMERLY BUDDY CIANCI JR.HIGH SCMOOL)
这里是Trisha Takanawa为您报道 这位是校委会主席Peter Griffin This is Trisha Takanawa,here with School Board President Peter Griffin.
主席先生你在短短几周的时间内做了很多事情 Mr.President,you've accomplished so much in just a few short weeks.
谢谢Connie我为翻修学校所取得的进步感到高兴 Thanks,Connie.I'm very excited about our progress in revamping our schools.
首先我们把生理教育娱乐化 For starters,we're making sex education more fun.
男女合体快乐何来 "Vagina junction,what's your function?
接受人种诞生婴儿 "Taking in sperm and spitting out babies
我们的学校比以往更安全 And our schools are the safest around...
一因为我们购买了机械战警一站住把通行证拿出来 -thanks to the hall monitor XL-K.Halt!Present hall pass!
一在这一再说一遍拿出通行证 -Right here-Second request,Present pass,
就在这里啊警戒射击 But....Right here!Security breach!
我想这些小破孩们下次想乱窜得要留点神了 I guess Little Miss Free Spirit will think twice before roaming the halls.
我给图书馆的藏书添了点东西 I've restocked our school library...
关于我们最好的电影和电视剧的书籍 ...with books of some of our greatest movies and TV shows.
要是他们不了解这些东西就不会知道电视上正在放什么 Because if we don't teach our kids to read, how will they ever know what's on?
Griffin先生这太了不起了 Mr.Griffin,this is impressive.
S 我从没见过孩子这么热衷于读书 I've never seen'kids so enthusiastic about reading.
谢谢这就是为什么你应该选我 Thank you.That's what you voted for.
孩子给他们看看你在读什么书 Hey,son,show the folks at home what you got there.
天啊是色情杂志 Good Lord!That's a dirty magazine!
那是我那是竖井 That's mine....Shaft.
有可能有个竖井在这个图书馆下面 There might be a mineshaft under this library.
这些孩子都在看黄书 All these kids are looking at pornography!
哪个变态给你们这些书的 What kind of pervert gave you kids this filth?
Chris Griffin他爸爸给他的 Chris Griffin.He got it from his dad
外面有一大群人 There's quite a crowd outside.
我自从熟食店大减价之后 E尺 haven't witnessed pandemonium like this since Ridiculous Day down at the deli...
还没见过这么的多人聚在一起过 ...when prices were so'low they were ridiculous.
放心我带高手来了 You said it,pally.That's why I brought in the big guns.
请欢迎丑闻处理高手James Carville Say "how do"to the Ragin'Cajun,Mr.James Carville.
天啊 Oh,God.Oh,jeez!
天啊谁把约柜给打开了 Did somebody open the Ark of the Covenant?
o o 昌Peter你现在要做的就是宣战宣战 Now see,Peter,what you gotta do is you gotta declare war!War!
你想要在这次丑闻中全身而退 ....Your only chance of surviving this scandal...
四 就是要告诉人们是Lois给了你孩子黄书 to claim that Lois gave your boy the pornography.
没错找Lois当替罪羊 And he's right.Pin it on the old ball and chain.
我不能这么干Lois已经很生我的气了 can't do that.Lois is mad enough at me without....
对不起我不能看你 I'm sorry.I can't look at you!
我可以忍受丑陋但是你这样的我真受不了 I mean,I can handle ugly.But this is like circus ugly.
ois我需要你的帮忙你要出席我下午的新闻发布会 Lois,I need your help.You gotta come to my press conference this afternoon.
Lois我会丢掉主席头衔的 Lois,I could lose'my presidency
那又怎样我丢掉的比你更多 Too bad!I've already lost more than that!
不是我那双彩虹袜吧 Not my rainbow socks with the individual toes?
我丢掉了对你的信任 No.I've lost my respect for you.
但我真的很需要那双袜子 Because'l need those socks.
现在为您直播 We now take you live to Peter Griffin Junior High...
校主席Peter Griffin为他政治生涯所做的最后一搏 ...where embattled School Board President Peter Griffin is fighting for his political life.
你滚下台吧 Throw the bum out!
妈妈你来干嘛我以为你还恨爸爸呢 Mom,what are you doing here? I thought you were mad at Dad.
废话我是来看他出丑的 I am.I just came to see him twist in the wind.
你要和他离婚吗 Are you and Dad gonna get a divorce?
噢宝贝也许吧 Oh,honey.Maybe.
人 给孩子黄书看是很严重的错误 "A parent giving porno to their kid is a terrible thing...
但是我在此声明我是无辜的 "...but I'm here to tell you that I'm innocent!
是啊 Oh,yeah.Right.
我没有给我孩子黄书 "I didn't give those magazines to my son,
我的妻子Lois "My wife,Lois...
Lois!
该死我的妻子Lois对我来说是世界上最重要的人 Crap,Look,my wife,Lois,is the most important person in the world to me,
是我给我儿子那些杂志的 gave my son those magazines
更过分的是我辜负了我妻子对我的期望 Even worse,I turned a beautiful gift from Lois into something cheap and tawdry,
我只是太想赢了 I just wanted to win so bad,
现在我知道有些东西比胜负更重要 Now I know that some things are more important than winning,
Lois我只希望你能原谅我 Lois,I only hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me,
哦Peter Oh,Peter!
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你的意思是你不仅仅是个坏爸爸还是个坏丈夫了 So you're saying you're not only a bad father,but a bad husband,too?
你还打算当道德模范吗 Have you the moral authority to lead?
去死吧我辞职了 Yes.No.And,screw it.I resign.
5 QUAHOG NIEWS 这是总统第一夫人Lois There's the President,First Lady Lois,
5 QUAHOG NEWS 现在登上直升机 Now boarding the helicopter,
5 QUAHOG NEWS
Quahog终于结束了黑暗耻辱的一页 And so ends a dark and shameful chapter in the history of Quahog,Rhode Island.
我们不禁要问 One which leaves this reporter asking:
我们还要容忍多少这样道德腐败堕落的人 How much moral bankruptcy and perversion must we,the people,endure?
接下来为你播报特别研究报告 Next up,stay tuned for our special investigative report...
阴蒂：大自然的魔术方块 on the clitoris:Nature's Rubik's Cube."
欢迎回来Fargas先生谢谢 Welcome back,Fargas.Thank you
欢迎回来Fargas先生谢谢 Welcome back,Farg.Much obliged.
站住出示通行证你说什么 Halt,Present hall pass,Excuse me?
第二次警告出示通行证 Second request,Present hall pass,
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