Brian呢早饭都凉了 Where's Brian?Breakfast is getting cold.
在今晚这一集中狗狗Brian将由Carter Banks来扮演 In tonight's episode,the part of Brian the dog will be played by Carter Banks.
一我来了不好意思我一宁看2号镜头 Here I am.Sorry,I...Camera two.
不好意思我睡过了一好了好了你不吃些早点么 Sorry,I overslept.Yes,well,do you want breakfast?
还是说你和往常一样只想嚼自己屁股啊 Or would you rather chew on your own ass,as'usual?
恩我确信你想说些什么 Well,I'm...I'm'sure you have something to say to that,hm?
哦哦天哪抱歉你能再把台词告诉我一遍么 不用一整句了最后点怎么说来着的 Oh.Oh,God,sorry.Can you give me the line again?Not the whole line,just the end of it.
y81 哦停停好吧你和哪个制作人一块几睡觉的 Oh!Let's cut.All right,you're sleeping with which producer?
老天我的电影马上要拍了我死定了 God,as soon as my movie deal kicks in,I am such a ghost!
It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good old-fashioned values
On which we used to rely?
Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
Laugh and cry
He's a family guy!
Family Guy 2x11 A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Bucks
Family Guy 2x11 A Picture ls Worth 1,000 Bucks
Executive Producer Sethpeter快把面罩拿下 我们就快到了 Peter,take off your blindfold.We're almost there.
Executive Producer 还没呢 我可不想就这么毁了我的生日惊喜 Not yet.I don't wanna ruin my birthday surprise.
那至少让我来开车吧 Then at least let me drive!
Craig l你也知道女人开车是非法的 You know it's illegal for women to drive.
女人驾车多迷人的想法 A woman driving!That's adorable
Peter我不觉得 Peter拜托我求你了停车 Peter,I don't think...Peter,please) I'm begging you,stop the car!
哦 到了谢天谢地 Veitzman Oh,we're here.Thank God.
哇哦 Whoo!
Bob乐园和推杆高尔夫 我心里有个成熟的声音说我多想痛快玩一场 Bob's Funland and Putt Putt Golf!The grown-up in me likes the prospect of fun.
但我心里还有个天真的声音说我怕 我会变成个又蠢又胖的笨蛋怕得要死 But the kid in'me is suicidal over what a fat bastard I'll become.
Consulting Producer Gary Janetti
生日快乐一太不可思议了Quagmire Cleveland Joe -Happy birthday! I can't believe it!Quagmire,Cleveland,Joe!
你是谁一我的车刚才被你撞了 Who are you? The guy whose car you just slammed into!
Lois你把大家都喊来了 Lois,you invited everyone!
一 对不起 对不起 我朋友不太方便 我们能站到您前面去么 Excuse me,excuse me.My friend is differently-abled. May he go ahead of you?
当然 Of course.
插队 跟上 跟上 跟上 Frontsies,backsies,backsies,backsies.
哇 你好啊 你看上去很配骑在我身上嘛 Well,hello!You must be this beautiful to ride the Quagmire.
一小心点 Joe 太爽了耶 -Careful,Joe.Kiss off!Yeah!
小心点 Joe 太爽了耶 Careful,Joe.Kiss off!Yeah!
看看你爸有时候我觉得他巴不得自己全身都瘫痪呢 aYour father!Sometimes I don't think he'll) be happy until he's completely paralysed.
哦 多邪恶的一张脸啊 简直像史蒂芬金笔下的人物 Ooh!How deliciously evil-Iooking.It's like something out of Stephen'King.
听好了 关于我第307本书 OK,for my 307th book,
恩 这对夫妇被一个 uh,this couple is attacked by a...a...
一个台灯怪兽袭击了 嗷 嗷 A lamp monster!Ooh!Ooooh!
你现在都自暴自弃了是吧 You're not even trying any more,are you?
什么时候能写好 When can I have it?
(猜猜你有多重)
很重 A lot
很重 A lot.
10码口径 我还从来没有摸过它们呢 A 10-gauge.I've never handled one of these before.
啊 Agh!
啊好样的 Ah!Yes!
我的来复 我的枪用来打架消磨时光 This is my rifle,this is my gun This is for fighting,this is for fun
HOLE
靠 我比以前更讨厌风车了 Oh,dang.Now I hate windmills even more.
给你点小建议 伙计 两点之间最短距离 Let me give you a tip,pally.The shortest distance between'two points
应该是全力英国式高弧度彩虹式击球 is the full-body-English high-arcing rainbow shot.
我知道你在想什么 I know what you're thinkin'
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先生我现在请你和你的伙伴们立刻离开 Sir,I'm gonna have to'ask you and your party to leave.
你们只会给我们带来麻烦 You've caused nothing but trouble.
也许我们应该另找个地方开派对 Perhaps we should just continue the party at some other type of location.
不不不等一下我认识他我们一起上高中的 No,no,no,wait.I know this guy. We went to high school together.
是吗是啊 We did? Yeah.
他那时是个丧家犬当然现在也是 He was a loser then,and he's a loser now.
哦我们当时一天到晚都在戏弄他 Oh,we used to kid this guy all the time.
Bob又想他老母啦Bob又想他老母啦 Bob misses his mommy!Bob misses his mommy!
我们才不走呢就凭你这个小喽罗我要见董事 So'we're not goin'just cos some'little pissant tells us to.I demand to see the owner.
我就是我就是Bob乐园的董事 That's me.I'm Bob Funland.
GOLF 我就是我就是Bob乐园的董事 That's me.I'm Bob Funland.
哇这么大块地方都是你的 Wha...You own this whole place?!
是啊它将是我的遗产而你呢 你这辈子都干了些什么呢垃圾 That's right.This place is my legacy.So what have you done with your life,you jerk?
啊啊 Uh..Uh
我是尼普顿海洋之王我让船只沉没让暴风雨来袭 I'm Neptune,god of the sea!I sink ships and conjure up storms!
不你不是我才是还有你根本不懂我的工作 No,you're not.I am.And you know nothing of my work.
快看这儿Lois这几我被选举为最有可能成功的人 Look at this,Lois.See,right here.I was voted Most Likely to Succeed.
C Peter那不是你而且这根本不是什么年刊是人民杂志 Peter,that's not you.That's not even a yearbook,it's a People Magazine.
哦我想知道他们怎么会把照片和名字搞错 Oh.I wondered why they had the wrong picture and name.
难道我们就不能把你生日开开心心地过完吗 Can't we just enjoy the rest of your birthday?
看这儿写着呢"生日快乐爸爸爱你的Stewie” Look.It says "Happy birthday,Daddy.Love,Stewie."
让我看一下 Let me see that!
你是不是伪造了我的签名哦 后面的S你竟然还写的这么可爱 Did you forge my name?!Oh,is that backward"S"supposed to be cute?
因为你我今晚要拉两次屎 I'm going to crap double for you tonight!
想想吧Lois我是个废物为什么我能像Bob那样有名 Face it,Lois,I'm a nobody.Why can't I be famous like Bob?
或者像我侄女Kathy Griffin那样 Or my cousin,Kathy Griffin?
后来我就参与了“出人意料的苏珊”那真是酷死了 Then I got on Suddenly Susan, and that was,like,really cool.
我一直在拼命说笑话人们就哈哈大笑还给我钱酷死了 I still do stand-up,people laugh and give me money,that's also cool.
是不是很棒能跟的上吧总之一 Isn't this great,catching up?Anyway...
一她还在讲个不停 一我不明白我记得在她饮料里放药了啊 She's still talking.I don't get it.I poured it in her drink.
那人叫Steve Rock我合作的第一个黑人 ...name was Steve Rock.First black I ever did it with.
一哦不好一在“不要回头“里我哪儿都去过了 -Oh,boy."Never go back.But I went everywhere.
别垂头丧气的了爸看我给你的礼物 Don't be depressed,Dad.Here,I made you a present.
老天哦这·太棒了真得很棒 My God!It's...good.Really good.
某种意义上说它表现了我的青春焦虑感 但它主要是只哞哞叫的奶牛 It's partly an expression of my teenage angst,but mostly it's a moo-cow.
太可爱了Chris来Peter许个愿吧 It's lovely,Chris.Go ahead,Peter,make a wish.
即使出卖灵魂我也要成名 I'd sell my soul to be famous!
好我抓到个活的Peter Griffin Hup.I got a live one.Peter Griffin.
很遗憾老大看来他1976年的时候他已经出卖过灵魂了 为了搞到比吉斯乐队的票 Ooh,sorry,chief.Seems he already sold his soul in 1976 for Bee Gees tickets.
哦还有1981年又为了半个巧克力派出卖过一次 Oh,and again in 1981 for half a Mallomar.
嗷见鬼我要个律师 Aw,heck!Where's a lawyer when I need one?
别忘了这个说不定你能把它挂在办公室墙上 Don't forget this.Maybe you could hang it in your office.
儿子我会把它放在所有人都能看见的地方的 Son,I'll put it someplace where everyone can see it.
VAVU 请问给你1000你能把后面那东西卖给我吗 Excuse me.I'll give you $1,000 for what you have in the back there.
1000美圆买那个保险杠贴纸 $1,000 for a bumper sticker?
(在韦斯排骨屋我失去了自尊)
不不不我是说那副画我在SoHo的画廊不能没有它 No,no,no.I mean that painting.I must have it for my gallery in SoHo.
() 一我给你5000怎么样一我- -I'll give you $5,000.What do you say?-I say...
我爱死你了小兔崽子你那副画让我赚了5000块呢 I love you,you freakin'son of mine!I got 5,000 bucks for that painting you made me!
但我是为你画的呀 But I painted that just for you.
别生气Chris其实我并不很想要它而现在 我们全家都可以免费去纽约旅行一趟了 Don't feel bad,Chris.I didn't even want it. Now we all get a free trip to New York
因为Monatti先生认为你能成为名画家 cos Mr Monatti thinks you could be a famous artist.
一Monatti Antonio Monatti你知道他么 Monatti?Antonio Monatti?You've heard of this man?
哦哦他只不过是纽约最有名的艺商而已 Oh,oh,oh!He's only the biggest art dealer in New York!
我70年代和安迪·沃霍尔在起的时候遇见过他 I met him when I was hanging'out with Andy Warhol in the '70s.
Peter我们不能去纽约 Peter,we are not going to New York.
Lois我们的几子有惊人的天赋 Lois,our son has been blessed with a great gift,
只要能培养他的才能帮助他成功我什么都愿意做 and I'm gonna do everything I can to nurture that talent and help him succeed.
这样他就能代替我实现我那些没能实现的愿望和梦想 Then I'll use him to'live out all my frustrated hopes and dreams,
这就是所谓优秀的家教是吧Bing Crosby(演员) because that's good parenting,right,Bing Crosby?
9 正解Peter如果你孩子对你说粗话 Right,Peter.And if your kids give you any lip,
你可以用一袋巴伦西亚桔子打他们 you can beat 'em with a sack of sweet Valencia oranges.
不会留下任何疤痕却能让你孩子 明白谁才是老大这是不容质疑的 They won't leave a bruise,and they'll let'em know who's boss.There's no doubt about it.
一这听上去可不大好 一你怎么敢用这种态度对家长说话 But that doesn't sound right.Are you givin'me lip,boy?
那我就把皮带解下来抽你一顿吧你认为应该这样吗 I'll take this belt off and put the smack-down on you.Is that what you want?Huh?
一喂喂喂这是干吗哦别打了哼 Hey!Hey!What...Ow!Knock it off!Huh?
你想这样哈一离我远点 Like that,huh?-Get away from me,)you dead crooner.
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嗨大家好我是David Leisure 你们大概还记得电视剧“空巢“中 Hi,this is David Leisure.You probably remember me as the neighbour
我演的邻居吧 from TV's "Empty Nest".
不记得了么好吧那应该还记得 那个Joe I suzu的汽车广告吧 No?Well,how about those car commercials when I played Joe Isuzu?
你们说什么那个撒谎的 The...the guy who lied?
哦得了吧那些广告很有名的而且很管用 Oh,come on!Those were really popular.They ran all the time.
算了看着只要扣好安全带现在能结帐了吗 All right,look.Just buckle up.Can I get my cheque now?
哦孩子们快看那边那个男的他在 抓自己裤裆呢哦多活泼的城市啊 Oh,kids,look at that man over there,grabbin' his own crotch.Oh!So alive,this city!
HHH
NYCA 自三三
一看啊中央公园园还有那边的帝国大厦 Look!Central Park!There's the Empire State Building!
那边有卖热狗的推车耶一Chris把肚子留着 There's a hot-dog cart!-Chris,don't spoil your appetite.
纽约可是有世界上最棒的餐厅呢甚至有卖印度食品的 New York has some of the best restaurants in the world.They even have Indian food here.
不要只想着吃稍微也想想吧 Not the "ub-ub"kind,the "mm-mm"kind.
一欢迎来到大苹果（纽约）伙计一劳驾您确保 -Welcome to the Big Apple,fella.-Just make sure
换尿布的架子旁边有一份华尔街日报 there's a Wall Street Journal by the changing table.
标 叫个按摩师当真点 And send a masseuse up.Legitimate!
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喂服务员我叫Peter Griffin Hey,waiter.The name's Peter Griffin.
在朱利安尼市长解决纽约流浪汉住宿问题后 My son's gonna be the best thing to happen to New York
我儿子将成为全纽约最妙的事情 since Mayor Giuliani had all the homeless secretly killed.
我要做的就是画画 And all I gotta do is paint!
喂你们有没有听话一点的侍者啊像木偶那样的 Hey,you guys have any bellhops that are rats,like the Muppets?
0 妈妈我们今晚能不能去看百老汇演出 Mom,can we go see a Broadway play tonight?
别算我我再也不要和Peter去剧院了 Count me out.I'm never going to the theatre with Peter again.
记得你年轻的时候 Remember when you were younger,
凡尼亚舅舅曾为了翻译你的书夜以继日地工作 Uncle Vanya used to spend whole nights translating books for you.
我和凡尼亚舅舅刻不歇省吃减用 Uncle Vanya and I worked without rest, afraid to spend a kopeck on ourselves.
A 这是什么东西啊烦死了没有人来扔个鸡蛋么 What the hell is this?For cryin'out loud,somebody throw a pie!
真受不了Monatt i先生请我们去茶话会 因为他想让Chris见几个艺人 Screw the theatre.Mr Monatti invited us to a cocktail party so Chris can meet some artists.
o 这是现代艺术博物馆哦老天我希望不要是那种博物馆 It's at the Museum of Modern'Art.Oh,God. I hope that's not some kind of museum.
一这是美普勒索普的作品不只是摄影么 一不是是他早期的讽刺画 -Mapplethorpe?Not just photography? -Oh,no.Early on he did caricatures.
Tim你最喜欢的体育明星是谁 Uh,OK,Tim.Who's your favourite sports star?
一恩Reggie Jackson(著名棒球手)仁好的 Uh,Reggie Jackson.OK.
我会画他在你胸上大便他是多少号来着的 I'll draw him pooping on your chest.What number is he?
欢迎Chris这边有好几位艺人我想让你认识一下 Welcome.Chris,there are a number of artists here I'd like you to meet.
喂喂快点谈正经的吧Monatti Hey,hey,hey.Let's talk turkey,Monatti.
我们在这儿都一天了Chris怎么还没成为著名艺人 We've been here all day,and Chris isn't a famous artist yet.
876 创作是需要大量的训练和技能的 Creating art takes a lot of training and technique.
一我知道的所有艺人都要上很多课一迪士尼也是吗 -All the great artists I knew took classes.Even Walt'Disney?
真的真的一定要这样么 Do I.do I have'to?
你不是想成为明星的吗不是吗快脱 You want to be a star,don't you?Then take it off!
对对对很好很好 Yeah.Yeah,yeah,that's nice.
上艺校我们可没这么多时间Chris快把耳朵给我 Art school?We don't have that kind of time.Chris,give me your ear.
一Peter!一Griffin先生拜托别这样 Peter!Mr Griffin,please.
一Peter!一Griffin先生拜托别这样 -Peter!-Mr Griffin,please.
别这样我邀请您是为了让Chris)对艺术界大概有个印象 Please,I invited you so that Chris could make an impression on the art community.
干吗不先参观一下呢我保证你儿子只要在我手里 Giffin这个名字 Why not do some sightseeing?I promise you If you leave Chris in my hands,the name Griffin
一定会像康定斯基一样有名一谁啊 Will be as well-known as Kandinsky.Who?
0 一伦勃朗（荷兰画家）一谁啊 Rembrandt?Who?
达芬奇一谁啊 -Da Vinci?-Who?
Bazooka Joe一可以了 -Bazooka Joe?There you go.
啊联合国真希望Chris能看看这个 Ah,the United Nations!Oh,I wish Chris could see this.
多激动人心啊这么多不同的文化能集中在这里 Isn't it inspiring how so many different cultures can come together?
是啊并且把男厕里所有的面纸都用完了 Yeah and use up all the towels in'the'men's room.
Peter不好意思了 Peter!-Sorry.
一这些东西都没法把手完全弄干啊一Stewiel呢 These things never get 'em completely dry. Where's Stewie?
哈长城后面的秘密导弹发射井 Hm!Hidden missile silos behind the Great Wall.
古代中国机密啊 Ancient Chinese secret,huh?
Monatti先生这样好吗我不是应该去画画么 Mr Monatti,shouldn't I be painting now?
相信我对于成功的艺人画得怎么样是最次要的 Trust me,painting is the least important thing about being a successful artist.
人 你需要的是形象快点把罗得岛州土炮 You need an image!Let's take this Rhode Island lump of clay
变成纽约手枪吧一哈哈哈我喜欢手枪 -And turn it into the toast of New York! Ha,ha,ha!I love toast!
一把头发剪了染成绿色纸币的那种绿还有鼻涕 Cut it and tint it green,the colour of money. -And boogers!
我感觉我们在绕圈子 I feel we've been walkin'in circles.
我不懂在这种城市你能找到什么这儿太混乱了 I don't know how you can find anything in this city.It's so confusing.
好吧我赌如果希拉里克林顿成为 议员的话就能解决这些问题 Well,I bet if Hillary Clinton becomes senator,she'll straighten it out.
尽管她没法儿解决比尔克林顿 Even though she couldn't straighten out Bill.
哈哈哈我特别喜欢你拿实事开玩笑 Ha,ha,ha!I love when you use topical humour.
这就像是在看墨菲布朗 It's just like watching Murphy Brown.
嗨Murphy(谈实事胡言乱语中 约翰。苏努努（美国国会参议院） Hey,Murphy.Blah,blah,blah, blah,blah,blah,John Sununu.
Murphy(废话)巴Tipper Gore Murphy Blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,Tipper Gore
嗨Murph你不能（废话）-Ayatol lah Hey,Murph.You can't blah,blah,blah, blah,blah,blah,blah the Ayatollah.
(废话)屠图主教（南非诺贝尔和平奖得主）…（废话）四 Blah,blah,blah,Bishop Desmond Tutu.Blah,blah.
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我爸妈现在应该到了吧 Shouldn't my mom and dad be here by now?
我们想在SoHo转转找一个根本不存在的地方 They'd rather wander through SoHo,looking for an address that doesn't exist.
哈哈哈我爸就是这样明天我们也许… Haha,ha!That's my dad!Well, maybe tomorrow,we could all...
一哦看啊是Kate Moss在哪我怎么没看到 -Oh,there's Kate Moss.Where?I don't see her.
啊你是Matrix(黑客帝国)么 Agh!Are you the Matrix?
-Kate这是我发掘的新人Christobel 你好我叫Chris -Kate,this is my new discovery,Christobel. -My name's Chris.
别客气Christobel在访谈杂志上看起来会好多的 Not any more.Christobel will look better in Interview magazine.
很高兴认识你我最喜欢搞艺术的了 Nice to meet you.I love artists.
哎哟地上有个缝 Whoops!A crack in the floor.
一Lois给我个硬币一你不会把它扔下去吧 =Lois.Gimme a penny,You're not gonna throw it over the edge?
不会一会 No.Yes.
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Christobel我刚把你的首次美术展给安排好了 Christobel,I've just scheduled your first exhibit!
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哇哦我等不及要告诉爸爸了。 Wow!I can't wait to tell my dad.
0 是啊我知道你的成功对你爸爸来说很重要 Yes.I know how important your success is to your father.
四 正因如此总有一天他会理解为什么你再也不能见他了 That's why he'll understand that you can never see him again.
是啊他当然会明白的爸爸很。 Yeah.Of course he will.Dad's very...
什么 Whaaaat?
Christobel艺术世界是个有文化有教养的地方 Christobel,the art world is a place of culture and breeding.
nd. 而你爸爸一我该怎么说才能不让你反感呢 Your father is,uh...How can I say this without upsetting you?
一你爸爸是只猪一啊哈哈哈 A Your dad is a pig!Ah!Ha,ha,ha!
所以明白了吧全靠你了孩子 如果你不想让爸爸失望就离他远点 So,you see,it's up to you,son.If you don't wanna disappoint your father,keep him away.
我儿子呢喂过来Chris我们去扮卡通角色吧 还可以在衣服里放屁一 There's my boy!Hey,come on,Chris.Let's go to Barneys and fart in the suits.
好啊爸我四哦 All right,Dad!I...Oh.
V我是说恩我不能再见你了 你在说什么啊你是我儿子啊 I mean,uh...I can't see you any more. What are you talkin'about?You're my son.
Griffin先生他可是我们未来的大艺术家 他是属于我们大众的 Mr Griffin,he's going to be'a great artist. He now belongs to the public.
V 而且我正在和Kate Moss约会呢 And apparently,I'm dating Kate'Moss.
1/1 哦不要说她坏话哦她现在可能就在这儿 Oh,and,um,don't say anything bad about her,cos she'might be here right now.
等一下你不能一你不能就这样把我踢一边 Wait a minute!You can't..o you can't just push me aside.
我生了你就能销毁你 I made you!And I can destroy you!
该死他们肯定搞错了 Damn,they musta put it in'the wrong baby.
哦Bobby Willianms我喜欢和你出来 Oh,Bobby Williams,I'd love to go out with you.
当uuu
真是气人啊Chris那小子 要不是我用他的画来补窗玻璃的话 I can't believe Chris.If I hadn't used his painting to patch that window,
一他现在还窝在Quahogi这个狗屎地方呢 司可这狗屎地方是我们的家 -He'd still be in that dump in Quahog -That "dump"is our home.
哦看起来你自我感觉很好嘛 "Dump"?Oh,so now you're too good for us,too?
这次的机会的Chriss来说一准中不会有第三次了 这是他的机会不是你的 This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for Chris,not you.
一你不觉得你很自私吗一我就自私怎么样 Are you so selfish you can't see that?Yes,I am.
Peter你儿子有那么好的天赋他在追求他的梦想呢 Peter,your son is using his talents to pursue his dream.
我没有儿子除了Stewie I have no son.Except for Stewie.
还有Meg啊 -And Meg!-Aah!
还有Meg一啊 And Meg!Aah!
还有Meg啊 And Meg!-Aah!
我有一个梦想 I had a dream
养的
Meg Griffin
虽然你没有什么才能 Not much you can do
Meg Griffin
你不会跳舞你不会歌唱 You can't dance,you can't sing
是啊你什么也不会 No,you pretty much can't do a thing
但别担心有爸爸在呢 Never fear,Daddy's here
宝贝你将使我们家族的名字垂青千古 Honey,you're gonna make our name famous
你将俯瞰众生 You'll be larger than life
我多么自豪自豪我老婆生下了你 I'll be proud you fell out of my wife
你会成为家喻户晓的人 You'll be known far and wide
就像那已经去世的王妃一样 Like that princess who died
我总有一天会让你成名 I'm gonna make you famous
等着瞧吧 Wait and see
亲爱的我会为了你尽一切努力 Honey,I'm gonna do this for you
但实际上都是为了我自已… But it's really for meee...
为了我自己… ...eeee!
好啊要是Chris再也不要我了我也不会要他 Fine.If Chris doesn't need me,I don't need him.
你会喜欢成名的感觉的Meg而这里正是孕育成功的地方 You'll love being famous,Meg, and this is the town to do it in.
我不知道爸我该做什么呢 I don't know,Dad.What am I gonna do?
每个人都有擅长的事情】 关键是要发现你那些不为人知的才能 Everybody's good at somethin'.It's just a matter of findin'the special hidden talent.
来做个约定吧一旦你找到了就得听我的去做 我会好好利用它们巴 But promise me,when you make it big, you'll let me take advantage of all the...
我想不出来我觉得我什公才能都没有 I can't think of anything.I guess I don't have any talent.
得了再仔细想想你肯定能做点什么的 Come on,think harder!There's gotta be somethin'you can do.
一太神了一哦谢谢 That's amazing!Oh,thanks.
我在预备学校的时候曾和Scott Hamilton同一个寝室 I roomed with'Scott Hamilton at prep school.
(一其实真的没什么 一不是我是说Meg吹了声口哨这鸟就飞来了 Nothing happened. No,the bird came when Meg whistled.
哦不这只是在学鸟叫罢了 Oh.No,those are just my bird calls.
再来一次再来一次 Do it again!Do it again!
汗吗算了你想要什么 Yeah?Well,what d'you want?
呃一一你刚刚喊我的是吧 Uh...You called me,right?
不不不我没有喊你 Oh,no,no.I wasn't calling you.
哦你觉得这很好玩是吧 Oh,oh,this is funny to you?Yeah?
你难道不知道在这种时间穿过小镇上这儿来屁股有多疼吗 You know what a pain in'the ass it is to get across town,this time of day?Huh?
听着先生我们可不想找麻烦 Listen,uh,mister,we don't want any trouble here.
你知道我不会飞我得像其他任何人一样坐地铁 I don't fly,you know.I take the subway like everybody else.
而且那些人就会瞪着别人看你让我恶心贱妇 Oh,and people don't stare.You make me puke.Bitch.
S Monatti先生我不想画画了我想见我爸爸 Mr Monatti,I don't feel like painting.I wanna see my dad.
听着Chr istobel我已经在你身上投了 5000刀为了让你成为纽约狂想艺术家 Listen,Christobel.I've sunk $5,000 turning you into a New York bohemian.
除了画画你还得画画好了加紧吧 All you have to do is paint.Now get busy!
我得去给画上油彩了还得想 办法把那条皮短裤穿上失陪了 I have to go oil up and start squeezing into my leather pants.Excuse me.
哦天哪Kate我该怎么办 Oh,jeez.Kate,what should I do?
我不知道你可是这段时期众人的焦点哦窗子开了 I don't know.You're the flavour of the month.Oops!Window open.
一我要飞过去我要飞过去一不不 I'm goin'over there.I'm gonna...No,no.
一我想飞过去啄她一别别别别别别别别别 I'm gonna go over there and punch her. -No,no.No,no,no,no,no,no.
这简直是侮辱 This is humiliating!
这只是表演孩子你得从它做起 It's show business,baby.You gotta start somewhere.
不我不要我退出 No,I don't.I quit.
等等小姐你居然想走 Now,wait just a minute,young lady. Don't you walk away from me.
喂喂你居然开始跑了 Hey!Hey!Don't you start runnin'!
等等Meg Meg快从巴士上下来 Wait!Meg!Meg,get off that bus.
不…不准你去拉瓜迪亚 Don't...don't you go to LaGuardia!
Meg Meg听我说你敢上那驾飞机你看着瞧 Meg?Meg,listen to me. Don't you dare get on that plane.
你敢花五块钱打电话到Magnolia好吧你想把我气死 Don't shell out five bucks for headphones for Magnolia.OK.Now,I'm pissed.
y 一总算结束了一是啊 -Well,thank God that's over.-Yeah.
你想去自由女神像上拉屎么 一你知道我在这儿生活了一辈子还从来没上过那儿吗 -Wanna go crap on the Statue of Liberty? I've lived my life here and never been there.
一我从来都没去过帝国大厦一伙计我们真是一对儿啊 -I've never been to the Empire State Building. -Boy,we're a pair.
一是吧一真不可思议走吧 -Aren't we?-Unbelievable.Let's go.
-Chris一嗨你们来了 -Chris!-Hey!You guys made it!
当然了我们可不会错过这么重大的日子 Of course!We wouldn't miss your big'day.
等等我好象没看到什么脱衣舞女递免费玉米卷吗 Lois你骗我 Wait a second.I don't see any strippers passing out free tacos.Lois,you lied to me!
一爸爸在生我气吗巨哦他只是不理解 -Is Dad mad at me?-Oh,he just doesn't understand.
我知道要成为艺人必须得牺牲很多东西而且一 I know artists have to make sacrifices,and...
哦天你是Kate Mossl吗 Oh,my God!Are you Kate Moss?
哦作为平胸女你已经算做得很好的了真有你的 Oh,for someone with no breasts,you've done very well for yourself.Good for you!
1541年米开朗基罗完成了伟大的西斯廷礼拜堂 1541.Michelangelo unveils the Sistine Chapel.
O 1886年修拉完成了名画大碗岛上的星期日下午 1886.Seurat completes La Grand-Jatte.
1940年乔治亚.艾琪芙创作出大量疑似阴道的花朵 1940.Georgia'O'Keeffe paints a lot of flowers that look suspiciously like vaginas.
但在这个新的世纪Christobel是独一无二的 But in the new millennium,there is only Christobel!
一喂这不叫艺术太外行了一真弱智 -Hey,that's not art.Amateur!-How jejune!
喂这是我爸除了那个 Hey,that's my dad.Except for that one.
那个是假设我爸是猫的样子 That's my dad if he were a cat.
我能站在这里全靠了我爸 He's the whole reason I'm here.
女士们先生们 让你们看了这些污染眼球的东西我深感抱歉 Ladies and gentlemen,I apologise for these eyesores.
我觉得我看错你了你不是什么艺术家 你是个没用的废物 I guess I was wrong about you.You're no artist.You're just a no-talent punk.
等一下你可以对我女儿这样说话但对我儿子没门 Now hold on a second.You'can talk to my daughter that way,but not my son.
一快点道歉一死也不会 Now,apologise.-The hell I will.
你欠我投在你这个没用的儿子身上的所有钱 You owe me for all that money I invested in your worthless son.
好吧这儿有你点报酬 All right.Well,here's a little something in return.
艺术品还是装某些气体的容器呢敲一下就出来了 Work of art?Or container of crazy purple knockout gas?
HHH
爸爸我很抱歉我没能成为名画家或你的摇钱树 Dad,I'm sorry I'm not gonna be a famous artist you can mooch off of.
而且我很抱歉我一无是处 And I'm sorry I have no talent
啊没关系孩子只不过我的名字 不能被写在什么游乐圆门上罢了 Ah,that's OK,kids.So I don't have my name on an amusement park,
也许我永远不可能成名 and maybe I'll never be famous.
但我有3个好孩子还有爱我的妻子 But I got three wonderful children, and a wife that loves me.
这就对了我觉得说到你的家庭你可真是幸运极了一 That's right.I guess when it comes right down to it,you're a pretty lucky...
哦又开始矫情了 Oh,my sentiments exactly.
来吧孩子们回家 Come on,Griffins.Let's go home.
喂看着点路 Hey,watch where you're goin'.
这孩子太美了我需要他 This child is beautiful.I must have him.
你是说像Gina Gershon(美国女演员)那样的美呢一厦 还是别的什么意思 You mean like Gina Gershon beautiful or beautiful beautiful?
Peter这是异性恋者时尚设计师Calvin Klein Peter,this is heterosexual fashion designer Calvin Klein.
我到处在找适合为我新出品的尿布做广告的人 I've been looking everywhere for a face to launch my new line of diapers.
我觉得我已经找到了 And I think I've found it.
好吧Bob Funl andt也许能在牌子上写上自己的名字 但我们Griffin家却出了个人有它 Well,Bob Funland may have his name on the sign,but only a Griffin has this.
IN MYENE CALVINS
哦耶 Ooh!Yeah!
穿上它让我激情四射耶 Workin'it,make'me want it.Yeah!
宝贝儿看到我你性趣盎然了吗 宝贝儿 Mm,baby!I'm gonna sex you up,baby.
看到我你有没有瞬间性趣盎然 哦 你喜欢它不是吗 I'm going to sex you up so crazy,yeah! Oh,you're loving this,aren't you?
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