好 我们下一步用扇形笔请抹上一点猎人绿 All right,we're gonna use a fan brush here. I want you to take some hunter green,
我们在这里画一个小灌木 and we're gonna put a happy little bush down here in the corner.
这是我们的小秘密 And that'll just be our little secret.
如果你告诉别人 那灌木在那里 And if you'tell anyone thatthat bush is there...
我就去你家宰了你 I will come to your house and I will cut you.
天我画得不像算了 Aw,jeez.Mine doesn't look anything like his.Ah,the hell with it.
It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good old-fashioned values
On which we used to rely?
Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
Laugh and cry
He's a family guy
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哈 孩子 你投球就好像卖鱼的女人 有本事再来啊 废物 eHa!Boy,you throw like a fishwife.Come on,ya hairy,lubbin',friggin'rod.
cutive Producer 你能容忍他这么侮辱你吗an Chris,are you gonna'take that from a fisherman?
不行 No way!
啊 Argh!
谁来救救我 Argh!Oh,for the love of Pete!Oh!
我很厉害啊 多好玩啊 而且我们做了好事 -I'm good.=Oh,how fun.And it's for a good cause.
所有筹到的款都会资助那些被鲨鱼吃掉的渔民家庭 All the money goes to the families of fishermenn who've been eaten by sharks.
女士们 先生们 请我们的市长Adam West讲话 Ladies and gentlemen,the mayor of Quahog,Adam West.
谢谢 谢谢 Thank you.Thank you very much
谢谢 谢谢 Thank you.Thank you
谢谢 谢谢 Thank you.Mm.Thank you.
谢谢 Thank you.
C冷笑是QE的创者废话王Musket GaIt was'360 years ago that Quahog founder Miles "Chatterbox"Musket set sail
发现Rhode I sland三百周年纪念日 for the new colony of Rhode Island.
你知道我靠岸之后我要干什么吗 我首先要来点点心 e You know what I'm gonna do when we get to shore?First,I'm gonna have a snack.
不 不 先洗澡然后吃点心 No,no,no.Shower first,snack second.
Supervising Director 我希望见到印第安人 他们有美洲奶酪吗 I hope I see Indians!Think they'll have American cheese?
尽管言者无罪 但他还是因为话太多被扔下了大海 Ever the free thinker,Miles was thrown overboard for speaking his mind.
他几乎就死了 He was as good as dead.
但神奇的是他被一个有魔法的蛤 给救了 But,as legend has it,he was saved by a'magic clam,
这个蛤不但救了他的命 还指给了他新殖民地的方向 who brought him to shore and shared the vision of a new colony,
就是我们现在的Quhog which would be called Quahog.
这里有地可耕，有木可伐而且坐拥大海 There are fields for tilling,woods for timber, and always the bounty of the sea.
看看这些沙子 你知道有些海滩是有黑沙的吗 Look at all this sand!Do you know there ne are beaches with black sand?
-我带了毛巾没有- 你听到我说话了吗 我想帮你忙的 -Did I not pack my towel?-Are you listening?I'm trying to help.
感谢蛤的帮助 And help he did.Thanks to the clam's leadership,
Quahog 成为了一个繁华的定居地 Quahog became a great and prosperous settlement.
但是不久Miles和蛤的关系就闹僵了 But relations between Miles and the clam soon soured.
我知道他是印第安人 但是他怎么能叫Squantol呢 I know he's an Indian,but what kind of a name is Squanto?
叫Leslie更像印第安人嘛 -闭嘴闭嘴 Leslie or something like that would be nice.Shut up!Just shut up!
你就不能安静会吗 God!Keep it to yourself once in a while!Oh!
看我在干嘛 看 Here,look what I'm doing.All right?Look,watch this
看见了吗 看见了吗 Huh?Look.See that,see that?
跟我一起做好不好 好不好 Now try it with me.Huh?OK?OK?
事态恶化了 不久Miles就谋划想杀掉魔法蛤 Things only got worse.Before long,Miles began to contemplate killing the clam.
我昨晚上是醒着的 I was awake last night,Miles.
我看见你要干嘛了 I saw you.
我想我该走了 I think it's time for me to go.
记得把我的东西邮给我 I'll send for my things.
等等 别走 我错了 Wait!Don't go!I'm sorry!
从此之后 Mies就没有说过话直到他死 Miles never spoke again.But every year until his death-
死因是肺结核和头上挨了印第安人一斧子 from a combination of tuberculosis and a tomahawk to the head-
每年的今天 他都会来这里希望那个魔法蛤能回来 he went to the shore on this day in hopes that the magic clam would return.
今天 我们Quahogi市民要继续这个传统 Today we citizens of Quahog continue this tradition.
那是什么 海上有东西 What's that?Something out at sea?
是蛤啊 Clam ho-o-o-o!
给你发信号了Peter They're giving your cue,Peter.
谁的主意用塑料泡沫做这个道具服的 Whose idea was it to make the suit out of foam rubber?
去扮演魔法蛤是很光荣的事情 你们为你爸爸感到骄傲吗 It's such'an honour to play the magic clam. Aren't you proud of your dad,kids?
开什么玩笑 这比让Ronald McDonald当爸爸都差劲 Are you kidding?God,this is worse than having Ronald McDonald for a father.
我走了别等我 等等 -Bye,Dad!Don't wait up!Whoa!
过来穿成这样 你不能出门 Come back here.You're not going out with all that make-up on.
-但是爸爸 -给我上楼去 -But,Dad...-Upstairs!
你是McDonald家的人 不是个妓女 You're a McDonald,not a whore.
我遇到海浪了 I think I got a wave here!
原来Peter的JJ是这样 Huh.So that's what'Peter's penis looks like.
你太让我丢脸了 最好别有人在我的睡衣晚会这么丢我脸 How could you embarrass me?!Nobody better pull this crap at my slumber party.
别担心 你和你的朋友会玩的开心的 Don't worry.You and your friends are gonna have a great time.
是啊 是啊 多开心啊 Yes,yes,how delightful it will be.
一帮未成年的小毛丫头不停的唠叨男孩子和音乐 A pubescent herd of gabby wretches prattling on about boys and music
还有软糖贴纸 and jellybeans and stickers...
我们最好去医院打个虱子预防针， Oh,we'd better stop by the hospital so I can get my cooties shot.
闭嘴 Shut up.
晚上不要烦我和我的朋友 Just leave'me and my friends alone tonight.
你别紧张好吗 我们不会做出让你丢脸的事情的 Meg,will you relax?None of us are gonna do anything to embarrass you.
我得加点油 Jeez,I gotta get gas.
有人要汽水吗 我进去买点汽水 Hey any of you guys want a soda?I'm gonna go inside and get a soda.
妈妈 Mom!
你知道你爸爸爱你的 Meg,you know your father loves you very much.
-Griffin先生一天啊 -Mr Griffin?Oh,my God
是咱家的邻居Kevin 我不知道你在这里工作的 Hey,Meg,it's Kevin from next door. I didn't know you worked here.
过来跟Meg打个招呼 Hey,Kevin,come here.Come here!Say hi to Meg.
她就那里那里 She's right in there,right there.
Brad Pitt的头Brendan Fraser的身体 OK,I'd put Brad Pitt's face on Brendan Fraser's body
Ben Affleck的屁股 with Ben Affleck's butt.
该我了 My turn,my turn.
我要James Brolin的脸Mark Spitz的身体 I'd take James Brolin's face,Mark Spitz's body,
33 还有Milton Berle的JJ哇 and Milton Berle's legendary genitals.Ah!
一妈妈你干嘛一我喜欢睡衣晚会 Mom,what are you doing?I love slumber parties.
好了该真话游戏了谁做过全套举手 OK,truth or dare.Who here has gone all the way?Hm?
以前我们都玩法式接吻游戏的各位准备好 At my sleepovers,we used to practise French kissing.Now,everybody pair up.
一够了妈妈一Chris给我出来 -All right,Mom!Chris,get outta here right now!
一不要一你问题解决了再过来 Um...I can't.OK,finish up and then come out
Lois见我的假胡子了吗 Lois,have you seen my fake beard?
该死我困在楼梯里了 Oh,crap!I'm stuck in'the stairs.
天啊杀了我算了 Oh,God,kill me now.
你好 Hello.
KaaaarenN~
好了Meg去给我烧热水女生们我需要毛巾越多越好 All right,Meg,I need you to'boil some water. Girls,I'm gonna need towels.Lots of 'em.
一快去对不起Meg的朋友们 OK,let's go.-Oh,jeez.I'm sorry,Meg's friends.
我会补偿你的让Davy Jonesi带你去学校舞会 Look,I'll make it up to you.I'll get you Davy Jones for your school dance.
一疼死了你用的什么药盐酸么一你们毁了我的生活 Ow!Ah,jeez!Lois,what is that?Acid? You guys are ruining my life!
对不起我知道你的感受 I'm sorry,honey.I know how you must feel.
00982 你要是真关心我今晚就不要让我再看到你们 If you care about me,you won't show 边 your faces for the rest of the night.
还好我早有准备 Well,then it's a good thing I have this.
我不是骗子 I am not a crook.
我是认真的天啊Stewie在哪里 Look,I mean it.All of you.Oh,God,where's Stewie?
Beth你怎么想你觉得Mark认为你美吗 Well,Beth,what do you think? Does Mark find you attractive?
我不知道一你问过他吗 I don't know.Well,have you asked him?
一我不知道一你问过他吗 I don't know.Well,have you asked him?
没有 Not exactly.
没有 Not exactly
好吧我们来假装一下我是Mark All right,let's try some role-playing.I'll be Mark.
你来问你想问的或者其他你们这些小屁孩关心的事情 You ask me out to the box social or whatever the devil it is you children do these days.
Peter别 Peter,don't!
你的手好冷手给我 God,your hand is like ice!Just here.Give it to me.
放这里才能暖过来 Ooh,that'll warm it up a little.
o 这就对了 Oh,that's nice.
哦哦哦 Oh!Oh!Oh!
一Peter先别一我完事了 -Peter,wait till...Sha...shaargh!
哦Peter Oh,Peter.
一啊一啊 Argh!-Argh!
你的朋友怎么了一被你们吓跑了 What happened to your friends? My family scared them away.
我希望他们知道他们多让我丢脸 I wish there was some way I could make them understand how embarrassing they are.
欢迎回到Dianei谈话节目 Welcome back to "Diane!'
Erica现在是Mario的真话时间 Erica,it's time for Mario's little confession.
Erica你知道我爱你但是我要坦白 Erica,you know I love you,but I gotta come clean.
我不是个男人 I'm...I'm not really a man.
我是女人 I'm a woman.
天啊你是女人 Oh,my God.You're'a woman?
呢其实我也不是真女人 Well,actually,I'm not really a woman.
我是一匹马 I'm a horse.
我是一匹马 I'm'a horse.
你是一匹马 Oh,my God.You're a horse?
我不是一匹马 Actually,I'm not really a horse.
我是扫帚 I'm a broom.
你有什么想法 OK,OK.So,how do you feel?
说实话我很震惊 To be honest with you,Diane,I'm surprised.
这个节目太棒了 他们把这帮白痴骗到台上看他们出丑 Man,this is a great show.They drag these idiots up on stage and then blindside'em.
就好像那个笨蛋 他不知道自己其实是两个侏儒的合体 Like this one guy,didn't know he was actually two midgets.
那些毫无防备的可怜虫 Oh,those poor,unsuspecting people.
也或许他们活该 Well,maybe some of them deserved it.
欢迎来到Diane谈话节目 Hello,and welcome to Diane!
今日嘉宾是一个厌倦了家人给自己丢脸的人 Today's guest is tired of being embarrassed by her family.
Meg 你怎么弄到这些票的一咱们开始吧 Meg,how did you get these tickets again? Let's bring them up right now.
有什么问题咱们可以私下谈 Whatever problems we have can be settled in the privacy of...
一欢迎Griffin一家e笨蛋们 -The Griffin family.Suckers.
Uh-oh
一 欢迎回来Griffin一家你有什么话要对女儿说 And we're back.Griffins,do you have anything to say to your daughter?
我真不敢相信你这么做了Meg 也许我不该给你那个解毒药了 I can't believe you'd do this to us,Meg.Maybe now I won't give you the antidote.
一什么的解毒药一你刚喝掉得毒药 To what?=To the poison you just drank!
明白我的意思了吧这不正常 See what I mean?This is not normal.
你刚好在这里看起来我这个小淘气刚便便了 You there,Bingo.It seems the naughty baby has made a messy-poo in his...
这是怎么回事开大声开大声 I say,what's this?Volume.Volume!
这有什么大不了的我们只是一个很普通的美国家庭 Emb Look,what's the big deal?I mean,we're just a regular American family.
CPETERGRIFFIN Embarrass我们一起吃晚饭去教堂 We have family dinners,and we go to church...
是啊你在教堂也让我丢脸 Yeah,and you even manage to humiliate me there.
一天这真是基督的血吗没错 -Whoa!Is that really the blood of Christ?-Yes.
哇那基督不得每天都醉死了啊 Man!That guy must've been wasted 24 hours a day,huh?
我们有热线电话请讲 We have a caller on the line.Go ahead.
是的是的你们加拿大有艾伯特王子城吗 Yes.Yes.I say,do you have Prince Albert in a can?
安静安静闭嘴闭嘴 Quiet,quiet,quiet.Shut up.Shut up.
你最好放他出来 Well,you'd better let him out!
这太搞笑了 That's hilarious!
Meg你有一对爱你的父母 Meg,you have two parents who'love you and...
LOIS GRIFFIN Proba字幕上是什么哦去你妈的吧Diane's on What does that say under me?Oh,go fuck yourself,Diane.
她骂脏话了 She said a swear!
Peter你觉得Meg这么表现正常吗 Peter,do you think there might be any validity to what Meg is feeling?
你管谁叫汤姆大叔 Who are you callin'Uncle Tom?!
——什么——等等 What?OK,time out.
这么大动肝火不能解决问题 This kind of acrimony isn't gonna resolve our differences.
给我闭嘴去扔椅子 Just shut up and throw a chair.
一好一啊 OK.Argh!
嗯 Hm.
哦着火了着火了 Uh-oh.Fire!Fire!
市政厅着火了别着急我这就浇灭它 City Hall is burning!Don't worry.I'll put it out.
嘿节目做的不错啊 Hey,great show out there.
你要想签名的话你得要给我笔或者给我点雪 If you want an autograph,you either gotta give me a pen or get me some snow.
我打算给你家做个整套节目我们打算在你家拍摄 I look at you and I see a series.We would like to put cameras in your house
录播你们家的真实生活就像真人秀那样 and follow the drama that is your family.Kinda like The Real World.
太好了这样所有人都能看到我的恶作剧了 All right!Then everyone'd get to see me and my wacky antics.
哇 Bleh!
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70 你答应了吗 宁就这么定了(shake有抖动的意思) So,do we have a deal?-Let's shake on it.
咱们上电视了吗 Mom,are we on TV right now?
妈妈 咱们上电视了吗 Mom,are we on TV right now?
是的 Chris 你爸爸跟人签合同了 Yes,Chris.Your father signed a contract,
以后六个月我们都要上电视 and now we're gonna be on TV for the next six months.
THE 你怎么能这么做气 REAL你把我的生活放到24小时直播废物的频道上了 GRIFFINS How could you do this?You turned my life into the 24-hour Loser Channel.
那个摄像的 你给我听好 记住把滤光器弄精确点 You!Cameraman!Make sure you use that Cybill Shepherd filter.
若是这个滤光器能把她拍的年轻一半 那就能把我拍的年轻六个月 If it makes her look half-human, it'll take six months off my face.
我觉得在压水器里灌牙膏 可以在刷牙挤牙膏的时候更容易点 GRIFFINS I..I find the toothpaste with a pump is a little easier to get on the brush.
你们也许看到了我内裤上有个洞 Um...you might have noticed my underwear has a hole in it.
而且我还不想扔掉它 It's...you know...I don't see any reason to throw it out.
它还能用，你看还挺有弹性的 The waist is still fine,you know. You can see it's still real stretchy.
妈妈你得要做点什么 Mom,you have to do something!
爸爸在那里拉自己的内裤 就好像那些恶心的欧洲人一样 GRIFiDad's on TV parading around in his underwear like some gross European guy!
你爸爸怎么做都行 Oh,now,sweetie,your father is just a free spirit.
来吃早饭 好的早点是好的一天的开始 Here.A good breakfast is the foundation of a good day.
坏早点就能弄得你三天消化不良哈哈 And a bad breakfast is the foundation of indigestion.Hey-oh!
你好我是Brian Hi.I'm Brian.
这是怎么回事我说了只要蛋白的 What the hell is this?I said egg whites only!
你打算让我得心脏病吗 重做 Are you trying to give me a bloody heart attack?Make it again!
啊 早饭那事 Ah,the breakfast thing.
其实那不是鸡蛋的问题 Yes.It wasn't even about the eggs,really.
说实话我喜欢蛋黄这没什么 Frankly,I like the yolks.I don't...I have no problem.
只是我和Lois之间总是有芥蒂 It's just there's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me,
而且我并不是想杀她 and it's not so much that I want to kill her,
只是我不想让她活着而已 it's just I want her not to be alive any more.
有时候我想如果女人这么难缠 I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult,and then I think to myself
我干嘛自已己不去当个男同性恋算了 GRIFFINS "My God!Wouldn't it be marvellous if I turned out to be a homosexual?"
有一次我爸爸在邻居家大便而且还撒谎了 One time'my dad pooped in the neighbours yard,then lied about it.
我就知道还好我是用铲子收拾了 I knew it!Well,I'm glad I used his shovel to clean it up.
你这样好像三人行（美剧）里的那个Larry Wow!Joe,this sort of makes you like Larry from Three's Company.
我觉得他很性感 You know,I always thought he was sexy.
我也有今天了 Yes!I am all about Larry over here!
一般星期天我们都来吃特价菜 Um,on Sundays we generally catch the early-bird special
在这个龙虾屋 here at the Lobster Shanty.
这里的海产新鲜而且价格公道 There's fresh seafood,good prices.
-而且环境不错一你还可以自已选龙虾 Plus..it's a shanty.And you get to pick your own lobster.
那个龙虾看起来有对手了 Yes.That one looks like he's got some fight in him.
把水箱盖子打开我要进去了 Take off the rubber bands!I'm going in.
天啊 真不敢相信 Griffin一家也跟平常人一样吃饭 GRIFFINOh,my God,it is them!I can't believe the Griffins eat here like everyday people.
走开我们要吃饭 We're,like,trying to eat here.
-Meg把围嘴带上 -我不要 -Meg,put your bib on.-I don't wanna wear a bib.
这里很冷你带上围嘴也许会好受点 GRIF Meg,honey,it's very cold in'here.Maybe you'd be more comfortable with your bib on.
-她是说你露点了 -妈妈 She means your nipples are stickin'out.-Mom!
奶头奶头 Nipples!Nipples!
够了我不想上电视了 That's it!I want those cameras off!
那是观众你对观众说话了 Fourth wall!You're breaking the fourth wall!
一开始是你把我们弄上电视的 Meg,you're the one that got us on TV in the first place.
那么我退出不玩了 Well,now I am getting us off TV.I quit.
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这也不算是坏事 Hm.This isn't necessarily a bad thing.
我们没有Meg就拍不成这节目了 We can't do the show without Meg.
为什么不能调查显示她是最不受欢迎的角色 Why not?Our research shows that Meg is the least popular character on the show.
但是其他人观众们都喜欢ois 25到49岁的妇女都视你为榜样 But everyone loves the rest of you.Lois,women 25 to 49 see you as a role model.
-是吗 -必须的 Really?-Absolutely
-我呢 -你 -What about me?You?!
你看无论如何你们有约在身 Look,the bottom line is you folks are still under contract,OK?
但是我可以想到一个让大家都高兴的解决办法 But I've come up with a solution I think will make everyone happy.
-Jason Gallagher-到 -Jason Gallagher.Present.
Meg Griffin.
一对不起我迟到了一到 Oh,sorry I'm late,Mr...-Here.
一你好 -在这里 -Hello?-Over here.
一感谢你跟我们见面来根烟一Peter -Thank you for meeting us here.Cigarette?-Peter.
对不起咱们得要长话短说一我们来干嘛 -Sorry.We'have to keep this brief.Why are we here?
这几没摄像机电视执行人不想观众认为你是Meg No cameras.The TV executives don't want viewers to be confused and think you're Meg.
所以就找人把我代替了吗一还有可能更糟 You're gonna let them recast me?Could've been worse.
他们还可能执行计划呢 They could've gone with plan B.
一Brian戴上口罩一我有个声明 Brian,put a mask on.I have an announcement.
Meg Griffin的飞机在日本海附近被击落 "Meg Griffin's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan.
飞机直接冲入海里没有生还者 "It spun'in.There were no survivors.
第八场我要见谁 Who do I see about a Section Eight?
好吧你们就抛开我去做那个傻节目吧 Fine!Do your stupid show without me.
我搬去Cleveland家住 我不想再在这个家里了 I'll be at Cleveland's house.I don't wanna be a part of this family any more.
Meg -她会没事的 Meg!-She'll be OK.
我们得回去了 剧组还以为我们带Christ去踢足球了 We gotta get back.The cameramen'think we're'taking Chris to soccer practice.
我们要迟到了你们干嘛不跟我说话 We're gonna be late!Why won't you talk to me?!
Meg把这里当自己家 想住多久都行 Oh,Meg,honey,our home is your home for as long as you like.
你可以住在客房里 We could offer you the guest room,
如果你不介意我叔公Chet在那里去世 provided that it doesn't bother you that my Great Uncle Chet died in there.
我不介意 Oh.I guess not.
他什么时候死的 Uh,when did he die?
大概是介于今夜秀和今日秀之间吧 We think sometime between The Tonight Show and The Today Show.
有人认为蒲公英是杂草 You know,some people think that dandelions are weeds,
但是你知道吗我老是想 but,uh,you know,I always think
谁又能说郁金香是最好的 who the hell decided tulips were so great?
我在这里呢 Hey.Hey,I'm over here.Hey!
一Chris你知道我的名字 Hi,Chris.You'know my name?
当然傻瓜我是你的妹妹 Of course I do,silly.I'm your sister,Meg.
不知道爸爸妈妈告诉你没有 Uh,I don't know if Mom and Dad told you
但是我们家通常再吃早点的时候裸体 而且我可以录像 GRIFFINS but we usually have breakfast naked and I'm allowed to videotape it.
我的皮肤感觉好滑 不要让我的胸滑出来了 GRIFFINS Ooh,my skin's getting so slippery. Hope I don't pop out of my top.
哦 Ohh.
录像的看这里 Peter Griffin和夫人 Hey,camera guy,check this out. 'Peter Griffin and Madame."
哦 夫人你是个老荡妇 不是吗 Oh,Madame,you're a lusty old girl,aren't you?
你手放在我后面的 You're the one with your hand up my backside.
她让我无话可说了 Oh!She got me.
回来 她要唱Rainbow Connection了 Hey!Hey,come back here!She's gonna sing "Rainbow Connection"!
Quagmire先生 我能用你的牙膏吗 Mr Quagmire,can I use your toothpaste?
天啊 不好意思 Oh,my God!Excuse me.
没事 Meg你或许帮我延时了三分钟呐 呵呵 No problem,Meg.You probably bought me another three minutes.Giggedy-giggedy!
我今天工作上有件搞笑的事情 The funniest thing happened at work today.
一有那么 一嗨 There was...Hi.
一嗨一我今天糟透了 -Hey!I had the worst day.
我没有当上拉拉队长因为我太普通了 I didn't make cheerleader because I'm so plain,
我到现在还没有周五的约会 跟往常一样 and I still don't have a date for Friday night,as usual.
我要去写日记说我永远也长不了这样的大胸 I'm going to write in my journal about how I'll never grow big,full breasts like these.
这不公平 ois我要是不上镜头怎么能赚到钱 It's not fair.If I don't get any airtime,how am I ever gonna get my own spin-off
我还要在棒球帝国事业退休后 where I'm a retired baseball umpire who opens a bar?
在地球的中心开酒吧呢 At the centre of the earth!
我们这里不常来你这样的熔岩男 We don't'get many of you molten-rock men in here.
你酒这么贵 没人来正常 Well,at these prices I'm not surprised.
够了 你出局了 That's it,pal,you...are...outta here!
让那些做节目的去死吧 我们怎么能让他们替代我们的女儿呢 To hell with the cameras.How could we ever let them replace our little girl?
我想她 Peter I miss her,Peter.
我也是她就像那个傻傻的Baldwin.兄弟 长得不好也不成功 Me too.She's like that dorky Baldwin brother who isn't as good-Iooking or successful
而且从来不回我的信 但他还是Baldwin家的 该死 Meg也是 and never answers my letters,but he's still a Baldwin,dammit,and so is Meg.
咱们去把她弄回来 Let's go get her back!
- 有什么事 -我告诉你你该干嘛 What can I do for you?-I'll tell you what you can do.
把那个性感有趣版的女儿给我开除了 把我的女儿接回来 Fire that sexy,interesting version of our daughter and make us a family again,
或者我们就辞职 or we walk.
开除她? 她是最受欢迎的角色 Fire her?She's the highest-testing character on the show!
-而且你不能退出你有合同在身 -是吗 -Besides,you can't quit.You have a contract.-Oh,yeah?
我是这么看这个合同的 Well,here's what I think of your contract.
我认为这个合同太恶心了 我不屑一顾 先生 I think it's awful and I don't much care for it at all,my good sir.
Lois 咱们走 Lois,we're outta here.
你让我很难做啊但是我没有办法了 Well,you put me in a very awkward position, Peter,but I guess I have no choice.
妈妈 爸爸 Mom?Dad?
我回来了 I'm home!
一你们是谁一我们是Griffin一家 -Who are you?We're the Griffins.
你不是 你是Tom Arnold、 No,you're not.You're Tom Arnold.
你是Fran Drescher你是那 那个从Boogie之夜来的肥仔 And you're Fran Drescher.And you're, um,that fat guy from Boogie Nights.
你们是Ol sen双胞胎 And you're..the Olsen'twins?
该死 你们都去死吧 我是胜利者（学Stewiel的口头禅） Blast!Damn you all.Victory is mine.
你们谁去给我弄杯马提尼酒（学Brian老喝马提尼） Whose leg do you have to hump too get a dry martini around here?
Peter你答应过我不在那个单身汉派对上喝醉的 Oh,Peter,you'promised me you wouldn't drink at the stag party.
我的声音才不像那样露 Ugh!I do not sound like that.
这太糟糕了我们成了全镇的笑柄 而且我们还失去了自己的女儿 This is terrible!We're the laughing'stock of the town and we've lost our daughter.
Meg哦妈妈 Meg!Oh,Mom!
我不在乎你们让我出糗我要回家 Look,I don't care if you guys embarrass me.I wanna come home.
欢迎你回来 Oh,sweetie,it's good to have you back.
抱歉错过了你的球赛 Hey,honey,I'm sorry we missed your ball game.
What?
这是冰激凌我们爱你Meg Here's an ice cream.We love you,Meg.
我也爱你 I love you too.
(我和我的家人都要困在这破旧小旅馆里待6个月了)
e Lois这里有本圣经 Hey,Lois,there's a Bible in here.
看看我我是个基督徒我在读圣经 Hey,look at me!I'm a Christian!I'm reading the Bible!
(没有比这更幸福的事了) (我要把他们全杀掉)
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