Family Guy 2x13 Road to Rhode Island Stewie.与Brian.之旅特辑"罗得岛之旅“
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somewnere near Austin,Texas
7 years ago
埃克塞德林头疼药第一作用减缓在狗窝的痛苦 Excedrin headache number one:puppy mill.
该死 Damn!
你们谁有空帮个忙把盖子打开有人吗 Does anyone here have thumbs?Anyone?No?
对不起我不玩 Agh!Sorry,I don't play.
喂从我身上下去 Hey,come on!Knock it off!
今天的奶量如何啊 Hey,how's the flow today?
嘿哇 Hey,hey!Whoa!Whoa!
妈妈 帮帮我 救救我 Mom!Do something.Mom!Help!
妈妈 Mom!
那就是我最后一次见她 And that was the last time I ever saw her.
我们无意中发现你问题的根本了 Brian,I think we've stumbled on the root of your problems.
你有被抛弃的情结 最好是去见你的妈妈跟她谈谈 You have abandonment issues.Confront your mother and deal with this.
你说什么啊 我刚把眼睁开她就把我送人了 What?Are you crazy?For God sake.My eyes were barely open and she just gave me away.
这是她的损失不是吗 Well,it's her loss,right?
我过得不错不是吗 I turned out great,huh?Am I right?
绝对的我跟你打赌 Right?Yeah!You bet your ass I'm right.
你要扳手腕吗来试试吧 You wanna arm wrestle?Come on,right now!
你喝多了吧 Brian,have you been'drinking?
没有
No.
Brian你最近好像喝酒喝挺多的 Brian,you really seem to'be enjoying your wine lately.
我只是喝第二杯而已 It's only my second glass.
爸爸要是有坏人闯到屋子里 Dad,if bad men broke into the'house,
他拿枪顶着你的头 and they had guns,and they put a gun up to your head
让你选择谁能活下去 你选我还是Meg and made you choose who you wanted to live,me or Meg,who would you choose?
问你妈去 我不善于做困难的决定 Ask your mom.I'm not very good with tough decisions.
问你妈去我不善于做困难的决定 Ask your mom.I'm not very good with tough decisions.
我们两分钟之后关门 We'll be closing in'two minutes.
我不会选的我给我孩子的爱是平等的 I could never choose.I love all my children'equally
把Stewie一路带去棕泉市的外公外婆家已经够麻烦的了 It's hard enough having Stewie all the way in Palm Springs visiting Grammy and Grandpa.
给外婆抱一下小甜心 Give Nana a big hug,sweetheart.
晚饭之后可就有热闹看了 That should guarantee some after-dinner entertainment
Lois我想不如我飞去棕泉市接Stewiel吧 Lois,uh...I was thinking.Why don't I fly out to Palm Springs and pick up Stewie?
一真的吗一是啊我要换换心情 -Really?-Yeah.It's just what I need to clear my head W
那太好了我刚好能把想读的书读完 That would be wonderful.It'll give'me time to catch up on my reading
平常让人分心的事情太多了 Usually there are so many distractions.
敢闯进我家不想活了吧 Come into my home,will ya?
我会让你好好瞧瞧的你这个畜生 I'll show you,you bastard.
Stewie收拾东西该走了 Stewie,gather your things.Time to go.
HH 也是时候了你 It's about bloody time!You...
那个傻女人居然派了条狗 That idiot slattern sent the dog?
这简直是这简直是 Oh,oh,oh!This is...this is...
几 我真不知道该怎么说我说 Oh,don't even get me started.I...I...I...I mean,really!
我一想到那个女人那个女人 When I think of...of...of...of the times thatthat woman has
我都不知道该怎么开口 Oh,I won't even begin'to...to...to...
咱们走吧一好 Can we go?-Fine.
看我弄到了什么夫妻交流教学录像带 Peter,guess what I just got.A relationship video.
说明上说这可以提升我们交流的质量 The infomercial said this tape will help us communicate better as a couple.
Lois我们什么时候交流有问题了 Lois,when have we ever had trouble communicating?
一Peter我爱你一现在五点十五分 -Oh,Peter.I love you.About a quarter past five.
Lois我答应你但是你得要给我做点事情才行 OK,Lois.I'll make you a deal.We'll watch the tape,but you gotta do something for me.
干嘛模仿Katharine Hepburn OK.What?Do that Katharine Hepburn impression.
在这里 等我我去办点小事 Wait here at the gate.I gotta run a quick errand.
9H 一独自出门你年龄小了点吧 一带牙套你年龄大了点吧 -Aren't you too young to be travelling alone? -Aren't you too old to be wearing braces?
一你喝够了吧 一你错了 -I think you've had about enough. -Well,I...I think you're wrong,
你这个漂亮的女人 you increasingly attractive-Looking woman.
一你知道吗 你很可爱 一别说了 -You know,you're really pretty.-Oh,stop.
我说真的你可以上杂志你可以 No,I'm serious.You could...you could be in magazines.You could!
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你不仅仅能上巨乳或者阳物这样的（色情）杂志 And not just like Juggs or Creamsicle.
给我打电话 Call me!
她不会给我打电话的 She won't call.
6 真是个令人愉快的情景肝硬化狗侠 Here's a pleasant sight.Cirrhosis the Wonder Dog.
我没有喝酒我就是有点口吃说不清楚话而已 I'm...I'm not drunk.I just have a speech impediment.
还有点胃疼 And a stomach virus.
还有点内耳感染 And an inner-ear infection.
85号航班最后一次登机通告 Flight 85 to Providence.Final boarding.
终于可以走了 Oh,at last!
快来快来跟着我走 Yes,yes.Come now.Chase the stick.
一你的包呢一什么意思包就在这 -Where are the bags? -What do you mean,they're right here...
Rupert我让你看着包的 Rupert!I told you to watch the bags!
你又看别的男人了吧那个像Tab Hunter(演员)的乘务员 You were watching the boys again.It's that steward,the one who looks like Tab Hunter.
算了吧咱们赶快上那个该死的飞机走了算了 Forget it!Let's just get on the bloody plane and go home.
一 咱们的票在包里一85号班机即将起飞 EOur tickets were in the bags. -Flight 85 to Providence is now departing.
这阻止不了我的 That's not going to stop me.
嘿 Hey!
这是我的计划你有什么想法 That was my plan.Where's yours?
BREAKFAST (妓女们也打听我们的欧陆式早餐)
天啊不要耽误功夫了 Oh,my God!All right,let's not dilly-dally.
给Lois打电话让她汇点钱来咱们好走 Get Lois on the phone,have her wire us some money and let's get out of here.
我要我 I...I got...I'm s...
我感觉哦 I'm feeling...Oh!
真搞笑 Oh,that's pretty.
你好接线员你好 Hello?Operator?Hello?
对了这年头要自己拨号了 Oh,that's right.You have to punch in the numbers nowadays.
我应该知道的 I should know this.
对了8675309就是这个 Oh,yes.8675309,that's it.
不不对去死吧Tommy TuTone No,wait.That's not it.Damn you,Tommy TuTone.
只能这么干了 Only one thing to do.
Lois该死 Lois?Damn.
1111112.
Lois该死 Lois?Damn.
1111113.
本录影带的帮助对象 "A way with words in marriage
是那些交流不善的夫妻们 for couples who communicate not good."
拜托ois这太无聊了 Oh,come on,Lois.This is gonna'be worse
比看你叔叔Jerryl的杀人电影还无聊 than when we had to watch your Uncle's Jerry's snuff film.
他们真要杀了那个女孩吗 Are they really gonna kill that girl?
Peter安静点我们要看片子的 Peter,please!People are trying to watch.
9 试试看吧 Just give it a chance
M 你好我是Amanda Rebecca博士 Hello.I'm Doctor Amanda Rebecca.
购买本录像带说明你迈出了第一步 By purchasing this video,you've taken the first step
踏上了增强夫妻感情之路 towards strengthening your relationship.
我请在屋里的女士离开 I'd like to start by asking the women to leave the room,
这部分只允许男性观看我们一会见 because this part of the tape is for men only.We'll see you in a little while.
看样子这录影带挺不错的 I can see this is gonna'be very intense.
你自己看吧 Have fun!
RE 确保你的妻子不在屋里 Make sure your wife is out of the room.
你要跟我说话还是打算把我的衣服脱掉 So,you wanna talk or you want me to take my top off?
我就知道你们男人啊 That's what I thought.Oh,man!
你让我感到好热 You're making me so hot.
我希望你喜欢大胸的女人 I hope you like big breasts
因为我的胸很大这个小胸罩装不下的 because mine are so big,this itty bra can barely contain them.
一你还想要看吗当然了 Do you wanna'see more?Yes,please.
那你就要订购下一个录像带 Then you'll have to order my next tape
一货带来了吗一带来了钱呢 You got the stuff?-I got it.Where's the money?
一给我钱一先给货再给钱 I wanna see the money. You don't see the money till I see the stuff.
只有一招让他们不再废话 There's only one way to put an end to this nuisance.
一他装了窃听器了一你个混蛋 -He's wearing a wire!What?You son of a...
就这样做长颈鹿先生把果酱都拿上 That's it,Mr Giraffe,get all the marmalade...
你好啊啊 Hello!Agh!Agh!
该死该他娘的死 Damn it to pus-spewing blood-gutted hell!
有什么事 What?
你什么意思我们的信用卡被拒了 What do you mean,our credit card was declined?
Q 不用过来 No,no.There's no need to come up.We'II..
该死的 Oh,blast!
倒霉 Dammit!
快起来开车去 Oh,come on,you.Get up.Come on!Go for a ride in the car.
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该死的哦一毛钱 Blast!Ooh,a penny.
一快起来一干嘛 Wake up.What?Ah!
我的头疼死了怎么回事 Oh,my head.Oh,God.What are we doing here?
我们要离开孩子们躲清静 We needed a weekend away from the kids.
我们要赶快离开这里一我是旅馆经理 -We have to get the hell out of here!Motel manager.
快开门要不然我就用这个钝器打你们了 Open up,or I'll hit you with this blunt instrument
遇见信用卡被拒了的人我就这么收拾他们 I use to hit deadbeats with bad credit cards.
呢这严格说来不是个器械而是个物品 Well,it's not an instrument.It's more of an object.
日 但这玩意很硬很顿 But it's blunt.Hard and blunt.
这东西更像球棒我有天在房子后面找到的 And,well,it's kinda like a bat.I found it out back one day when I was raking
快走吧 Let's go.
好了我们需要辆车 All right,we need some wheels.
一这车没锁一那辆多功能车吗 -This one's unlocked.An SUV?
咱们是要跑路又不是去练球咱们弄这辆车 We're trying to elude someone,not drive to soccer practice.Let's take this one.
你喜欢这颜色吗一怎么了 You like that colour?What's wrong with it?
一是不是有点太暗了一是啊但是这样脏了看不出来 -I dunno.It's so dark.Yes,but it doesn't show dirt.
一什么一脏了看不出来 -What?-It doesn't show dirt.
也许吧 I guess.
这是我们到的第一个地方也许我们换个停车场再看看 You know.This really is the first place we've gone to.We should try another lot.
就这个了 Sold.
一快点用电线把车发起来一电线我自己连加油都不会 Go on,hot-wire it. Hot-wire?I don't'even pump my own gas.
一看在老天份上一快点 Oh,for God's sake.-Hurry up.
一你成功了一调回去我喜欢那首歌 You did it.-Put it back.I like that song
如果是Montgomery Clift他和Burt Lancaster演了<乱世忠魂> If Montgomery Clift,who was in From Here to Eternity with Burt Lancaster,
Burt Lancaster他和Susan Sarandon演了<大西洋城>的 who was in Atlantic City with Susan Sarandon,
Susan Sarandon她和Kevin Bacon演了<情挑六月花>的好了 who was in with Kevin Bacon.There.
不错除了演<情挑六月花>的是James Spader Nice,nice.Except that was James Spader in White Palace.
一笨蛋哦够嚣张啊 -Moron.-Ooh,Mr Snippy.
一我需要点时间思考好吗一当然了你要想的东西多了 -I just need some time to think,all right. -Yes,you've got lots to think about.
一在公开场合醉酒侠盗车手(GTA)你忘了说了 Public drunkenness,grand theft auto. -You left out the part where
一我要你把你的脸撞在挡风玻璃上一我才没有一 -I need You smash your head on the windshield.-I don't recall...
好了我不小心中了你的招 Yes.Well.I suppose I walked right into that one
你好 Hello.
Lois你好是我Brian一让我跟她说话 Lois.Hi,it's Brian.Let me talk to her.
我们打算去机场呢你们还好吧 Brian!We were just on our way to the airport.Is everything OK? 00)y7.
都很好 Yeah.Everything's fine.
Stewie和我把飞机票换成火车票了 Stewie and I traded in our plane tickets for train tickets.
嗯通常情况下是不行的 YeahApparently you can't do that.
一把电话给我一小家伙要睡觉了 -Give me the damn phone!Little fella's sound asleep
0 把电话给我小家伙要睡觉了 -Give me the damn phone!Little fella's sound asleep
一放心我会替你亲他的一你个混蛋 -But I'll give him that kiss for you.You suck!
三天后见 See you in three days.
走吧 Let's go.
该死我们得要赶快消失 Oh,crap.We gotta disappear,and quick.
也许我们应该跳上那辆车才对 Maybe we shoulda jumped on that truck
一Stewie和Brian.他们坐火车回家 天啊我们别再说窗帘了好吗产 Stewie and Brian are taking a train home. -jeez.Can we not discuss curtains for two second?
我又买了盘夫妻关系录像带 I got another relationship tape.
四十九块九毛五这比第一部可贵了三倍 $49.95?That's three times as much as the first one.
Lois咱们的感情不是奶头和钱能衡量的 Lois,our relationship cannot be measured in nipples and dimes.
我说是钞票和奶子 I mean nickels and boobs. 、0
票子我上楼去了 Money.I'll be upstairs.
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一Peter你怎么一出去这部分只让男性看的 Peter,why are you so...Get out! This is a part just for the men.
那里有架飞机一那有飞机就会有飞行员 I say,there's a plane. If there's a plane,there's probably a pilot.
有飞行员就有酒吧我终于能喝一杯了 And if there's a pilot,there must be a bar.I can finally get a drink.
我不相信你你搞上了我的女儿你被解雇了 I don't trust you.You put your seed in my daughter's belly.You're fired.
但是爸你不能开除我 But,Pa,you can't fire me.
算你好运你是我的兄弟 否则我会宰了你的（这家人乱伦的好严重一） You're lucky you're my brother too,or I'd kill you.
打扰下先生我是个经验丰富的撒药飞机驾驶员 Excuse me,sir.I'm an experienced crop-dusting pilot.
你可以相信我们我的朋友太小了不可能搞你的女几 You can'trust us completely.My friend is too young to put a seed in your daughter's belly
一我则是人狗殊途啊一我要你了 -And I'm of a different species.You're hired.
我则是人狗殊途啊我要你了 -And I'm of a different species.You're hired.
要是他们发现这飞机的黑盒子你不得脸红死啊 Boy,will your face be red when they find the black box on this one.
所以应该一天施两次肥怪不得我的西红柿长不出来呢 So really saturate the soil twice a day.That's why my tomatoes haven't been coming in.
(西班牙语)你好我的名字是Brian Hola,Me llamo es Brian
呃让我想想 Ah,let's see.
(西班牙语)我要和你们一起去 Nosotros queremos ir con ustedes
说的不错但是你说我名字是Brian时不用加es That was pretty good.But actually when you said "Me llamo es Brian",you don't need the "es".
只用说我叫Brian就可以了一你说英语啊 -Just "Me llamo Brian".cOh,you speak English.
一不会我只会说刚才那两句一你开玩笑吧 -No,just that first speech and this one. -You're kidding,right?
(西班牙语)什么 que
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0.0 一我们为什么TM的要下车一我妈妈住在奥斯汀 -Why the helldid we get off here? -My mother lives in Austin.
你还不明白么命运把我带到这里不是没有原因的 Don't you see.Fate's brought me back here for a reason.
我必须找到我妈妈和她和解旧 I have to find my mother and make peace with her.
中 她在奥斯汀是吗 Oh,so she's in Austin,hm?
中中 D 一八英里之外对吗一是的 Eight miles that way?Yes.
好吧刚才咱们不坐车去息 反而要走完这炎日下的八英里是吗 All right.So instead of driving down this sun-parched highway,we've now got to walk. 10
一嗯是的一你知道该怎么做了日皿 -Uh...pretty much,yeah.You know what this means.
是的 Yeah.
你走慢点行不行我的内裤都夹到菊花里了 I say,walk slower,dog.My Huggies are already holed up in Box Canyon.
一你好uke一我们认识吗 -Hello,Luke.-Uh,have we met?
一你好Luke一我们认识吗 -Hello,Luke.-Uh,have we met?
一我叫Brian我在这里出生的 一对不起这里出生的狗多了 My name's Brian.I was born'here. -Sorry,son.Lots of dogs been born here
你再说一遍你是哪条狗来着 Refresh my memory.Which one were you again?
一我是会说话的那条EBrian是你啊进来吧 -I was the one who could talk.Brian!Come on in!
-Betty看看这是谁是Brianl吗 Betty,look who it is.-Is that Brian?
-Betty看看这是谁是Brian吗 Betty,look who it is.-Is that Brian?
yU 你还带朋友来了 Oh,and you brought a little friend!
估计你饿了吧 Well,I bet you're a hungry little fella.
是啊我还估计你把贞操给了机器牛呢快给我换尿布 Yes,and I bet you lost your virginity to a mechanical bull.Now change me!
我最近很想我妈妈 Look,I've'been thinking a lot about my mother lately,and...
她曾经是条好狗 She was a good dog.
曾经你是说一去年她死了走的很安详 -"Was"?You mean...Last year.She went real peaceful.
一曾经你是说户去年她死了走的很安详 -"Was"?You mean...-Last year.She went real peaceful.
这样她也许不用跟我再见面了 Well,she probably wouldn't have wanted to see me anyway.
不一定Biscuit很爱她的孩子的 That's not true.Biscuit loved all her puppies.
饼干 Biscuit
Brian你妈妈把你送给别人 Brian,your momma gave you up because she thought
是因为她希望你有更好的生活 you'd have a better life if she let you go.
她难道错了吗你的生活不好吗 Was she right,son?Do you have a good life?
是的我的生活不错 Yeah.I really do.I have a great life.
你要看看她吗一看看她什么意思 -Would you like to'see her? "See her"?I don't understand.
我们很爱她所以我们想永远保留她 We loved Biscuit so much,we wanted to keep her with us always.
所以我们把她做成标本了 So we had her stuffed!
妈妈 Mom!
· 看到你妈妈变成工艺品我想肯定有人会笑的 I say,someone must have said a'funny, because your mother's in stitches!
我让你默哀一会 I'll leave you to grieve.
Betty给他们弄点三明治吧 Come on,Betty,why don't we get these fellas some sandwiches?
看耶稣一个人站在那里 17 Look at Jesus standing over there all by himself.
你还以为那几条狗打算邀请他打牌去呢 You'd think those bulldogs would invite him to their card game.
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你不应该是这样的下场的 You deserve better than this,Mom.
也许把Lois做成标本这样能更好地解决我和她之间的问题 This is actually a rather elegant solution for my problem of what to do with Lois.
闭嘴帮帮忙我不能把她留在这 Shut up and help me.I'm not leaving her here.
淡定她这样的老女人也用不着向谁摇尾巴了对吧 Oh,relax.Old girl doesn't have too much to wag about these days,anyway.
Meg猜猜我正在想什么词 Hey,Meg.Try to guess the word I'm thinking of right now.
不是小猫哦 And it's not "kitty".
一车一不是 "Car"boNo.
一苹果一不是放弃了吗 I dunno."Apple".o No.Give up?
一是的一我就是在想小猫 Yeah.It was kitty"!
Peter宁哦天新录像带来了生活真美好 Peter...-Oh,my God!The new video!Life is sweet!
来点生奶油怎么样 How about some whipped cream?
哇那玩意当然好了 Oh,that's always good.
/一再来点肉桂一更好了 And some cinnamon.COh!That's good too.
I o 猜猜接下来是什么我要 And then guess what?I'm going to add...
0 猜猜接下来是什么我要 And then guess what?I'm going to add...
她要是说Dash小姐（种调味品）我就忍不住了 Oh,jeez,if she says "Mrs Dash"I'm gonna lose'it.
A 我们再来点 We're going to add...
Peter啊 Peter!-Agh!
Peter啊 -Peter!-Agh!
我知道你在干什么我很生气 I know what you've been doing, and I'm very upset with you.
般来说我完事之后美女才会变成你的(YY么) Wow.Usually beautiful women don't turn back into you until after I'm finished.
这些录像带是教你怎么交流的如果你想看点带荤腥的 These tapes are about communication.If you wanted to see a woman acting nasty...
你应该告诉我才对 you shoulda told me
一这太火辣了一转身 -This is hot.Turn around
Lois这不是你看到的那样她对我而言一钱不值 Lois!Ah,this is not what it looks like.She means nothing to me.
一Peter没关系的是吗 -Peter,it's OK.Yeah?
我想让你性福一下 I was trying to be sexy for ya.
快过来 Ahh!Come here,you!
你应该告诉我 You'shoulda told me...
你应该告诉我 You shoulda'told me...
你应该告诉我 You shoulda told me...
你应该告诉我 You'shoulda'told me...
我去问问最近的公园在哪里 这样我可以好好的埋葬我妈妈 I'm gonna get directions to the nearest park so we can give my mother a proper burial.
亲爱的咬紧你的嘴唇（双关坚定沉着） Come on,darling.Stiff upper lip
我得要把这条写下来 I'm writing that one down.
M
一你说点什么一什么 -Say something.-What?
N 一求你了说点什么都好一看在上帝份上 -Just say something,please!-Oh,for God's sake.
呃呃 Um..Uh...
N 来这段上帝对亚伯拉罕说你要杀掉你的儿子以撒 Yea,and God said to Abraham you will kill your son Isaac.
N 亚伯拉罕说我听不清楚· And Abraham said "I can't hear you."
你对着麦克风大声点说行不行 "You'll have to speak into the microphone."
SN
上帝接着说这样听见了吗 And God said "Oh I'm sorry.Is this better?"
SN Jerry把音量调小点我这里有回音 "Jerry,pull the high end out.I'm still getting some hiss back."
一说点关于我妈妈的话一抱歉 Say something about my mother!-Oh,yes.I'm sorry.
我不知道Biscuit(饼干)是条狗 I never knew Biscuit as a'dog,
N 但是我知道她是个桌子 but I did know her as a table.
NM 她身体坚硬四条腿一样长 She was sturdy,all four,legs the same length...
y 谢谢够了 Thanks.That's enough.
N 愿你安息阿门。 Yes,yes.Requiem and terra pax,and so forth.Amen.
看那些星星 Wow,look at all those stars.
我看书上说星光会带给你癌症这年头什么事都有啊 I've read that starlight gives you cancer. Then again,what doesn't these days?
听着我有些话想对你说这对我来说不容易 Listen,there's'something I've been meaning to tell you.It's not easy for me to say.
天啊你不是打算出柜吧 Oh,God.You're not coming out of the closet,are you?
为什么是个人就要跟我说这事 Why does everyone always come out to me?
我就是想说谢谢你今天做的事情 I just wanted to thank you for everything you did today.
一我知道这次旅行是彻头彻尾的灾难一也不是那么坏 -I know this whole trip has been a mess. -Well,it hasn't been all bad.
我必须要说有几次我觉得还挺好玩的 I must admit there have been some moments that were,dare I say,fun.
我们出发在去往罗德岛的路上 We're off on the road to Rhode Island
) 正在享受我们生命的时光 We're having the time of our lives
一该你了狗狗一我们真是一对好搭档 Take it,dog!We're quite a pair of partners
D 一该你了狗狗一我们真是一对好搭档 Take it,dog!We're quite a pair of partners
就像<末路狂花里的俩姑娘 Just like Thelma and Louise
除了里没有6英尺那么长 Cept you're not six feet tall
一你的胸也没有垂到膝盖上一多给它点时光 And your breasts don't reach your knees.Give it time.
我们出发在去往罗德岛的路上 We're off on the road to Rhode Island
我们一定走在流行的前方 We're certainly going in style
我和一个天才同行但他老是把屎拉在裤裆 I'm with an intellectual Who craps inside his pants
你怎么敢这样 How dare you?
至少我不会在家里所有的植物便留下尿样 At least I don't leave urine stains on all the household plants
噢小便的笑话 Oh,pee jokes.
我们走过了不少地方 We've travelled a bit and we've found
在纽波特还发现了个受虐狂 我们在前进朝着罗得岛的方向 Like a masochist in Newport,we're Rhode-Island bound
一疯狂的旅行情况一头等舱和劣等舱 Crazy travel conditions.First class and no class.
说那个笑话要小心点那个是个古代的收藏 Careful with that joke-it's an antique.
我们出发在去往罗德岛的路上 We're off on the road to Rhode Island
我们决不停下直到我们到了地方 We're not gonna stop till we're there
也许停下来喝点琼浆 Maybe for a beer.
不管面对如何险象 Whatever dangers we'may face
一我们没有恐惧也不带哭腔一说的棒 -We'll never fear or cry That's right!
等我们联合发行了Fox就不会然我们消亡 Until we're'syndicated,Fox will never let us die
一拜托一我们出发在去往罗德岛的路上 -Please?=We're off on the road to Rhode Island
它是以前校园摇摆乐的家乡 The home of that old campus swing
我们要结识些大学里的姑娘 We may pick up some college girls
带她们去草地上享受野炊的快乐时光 And picnic on the grass
我们本来可以说得更多但这样得接受审查会让我们不爽 We'd tell you more but we would have the censors on our ass
我们当然不是在流浪 We certainly do get around
就像普利茅斯殖民地的撵走的叛离的清教徒 Like renegade Pilgrims thrown out of Plymouth Colony.
我们在前进朝着罗得岛的方向 We're Rhode Island-bound
就像两个被哈佛拒掉的大学新生不得不去布朗大学一样 Like two college freshmen who were rejected by Harvard and forced to go to'Brown.
我们在前进朝着罗得岛的方向 We're Rhode Island-bound
看我在火车站找到什么了 Look who I found at the train station!
我的宝贝妈妈想死你了 My baby!Mommy missed you so much.
上帝保佑你应该画了眼线再来迎接我 God forbid you should have put a little eyeliner on for my homecoming.
你和Brian的旅行有趣吗 Did you have a nice trip with Brian?
过名 是的一切平安无事(rupert哪去了) Yes,smooth sailing through calm seas.
嘿 谢谢你没有告发我有没有什么事我可以回报你的 Hey,kid!Thanks for not ratting me out.Is there anything I can do to pay you back?
你还记得那集电视剧<脱线家族>Bobby救了Greg的命吗 Oh,yes.You remember that episode of The Brady Bunch where Bobby saved Greg's life,
一然后Greg成了他的奴隶一记得 And Greg became his'slave?-Yep.
电视台今天下午播帮我录下来记得贴好标签 It's on'this afternoon.You can tape it for me.And put a nice label on it.
Meg我正想另一个词呢 OK,Meg.I'm thinking of another word.
这次绝对不是小猫 This time it's definitely not "kitty". 三三
一猜得出是什么吗一是小猫吗 Can you guess what it is?Is it "kitty"?
77 呃从我的脑子里滚出去 Uh!Get out of my head! 33
从我的脑子里滚出去 Get out of my head! 3
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