It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good old-fashioned values
On which we used to rely?
Lucky there's a family guy
0 Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
Laugh and cry
He's a family guy
Family Guy 02x14 Let's Go to the Hop
(熬夜速递) (哥伦比亚同盟投递)
Supervising Producer Craig Hoffman
Suporvislng Producer Craig Hoffman
Supervising Producer Danny Smith
外品斗记号合！ 要是老大知道了我们就完了 Cuando'la'jefe oye de esto somos muertos!
Recuerda si yo cierra la puerta de la'garaje esta manana?
o-Produgar 铜器时代比铁器时代酷多了 RCk Dude,the Bronze Age was so much cooler than the Iron Age.
谁说的铁器时代无论什么 时候都能把铜器时代踹得远远的 The Iron Age could kick the Bronze Age's butt any day of the week.
不能一能 Could not!Could too!
嗷好恶心 Ew,gross,man!
一你没事吧一哇世界原来这么美妙啊 -You OK?Whoa!Everything's so...significant.
Consultina 你快试试一这不公平这上面沾上你的细菌了 Gary Dude,you gotta try this.-Not even!It's got your germs'on it.
Line Producer Ken Denniss那这头吧 Not this end
那这一头吧 Not this end.
啊我能看到空气了还有你知道吗 Ahh!I can see the air!And you know what else?
我后来弄懂了艾伦·索金的体育之夜是个喜剧片 搞笑的不能再搞笑了（明显不搞笑） De I finally get Aaron Sorkin's Sports Night. It's a comedy that's too good to be funny.
Supervising Director P哦你在神游呐（服用LSD等药物后的独特感觉） Dude,you're trippin'!
Produced by Sherry Gunther
O MattWeitzman
Directedby Glen Hill
Directed by Glen Hill
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加倍清爽加倍快乐 Double the freshness,life is more fun
只需嚼嚼倍爽口香糖 When you're chewing the great taste of Doublefresh gum
La-la-la-la-la-la,la-la-la-la
尽在倍爽口香糖 With Doublefresh gum!
尽在倍爽回香糖 With Doublefresh gum!
嘿我们应该去马戏团 Hey,we should go to the circus.
据了解一种新的吸毒方式“蟾蜍舔“可能 已经在Quahog镇上的学生之间流行开来 In local news,a new drug craze may have Quahog students licked.It's called "toad"
7名 准确地说是哥伦比亚斑点蟾蜍 The Colombian spotted toad,to be precise.
一旦舔舐这种蛤蟆它们就会释放一种刺激物 使人在短时间内有极其美妙的幻觉就是说感觉很棒 When licked,these toads trigger an intense psychedelic euphoria that's...that's just great.
太可怕了这毒品已经登陆学校了啊 This is awful.Now the drugs are in the schools?
你们家长应该知道"蟾蜍舔“也叫做“睡莲叶” For you parents,toad-licking is also known as lily-padding
“王子舔”或科米舔) Frenching the prince,and doing Kermit.
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还好我们家小孩比较懂事 Well,at least our kids know better.
这是什么啊 What the...?Aargh!
嗨海猴宝宝 Hello,little sea monkeys.
他又来了别看他亲爱的吃你的土豆 He's back.Don't look at him,honey.Eat your potatoes.
Steve做点什么吧一Brenda我都不想再说了 -Steve,do something.Brenda,we've been over this.
带上盘子回空心城堡吧 Let's just pick up our plates and go eat in the hollow castle.
一小子你从哪儿搞来的这只蛤蟆一不是我的 Young man,where did you get this toad?It's not mine.
听我的不要和毒品扯上任何关系 我曾经就尝过三次真是大错特错 Oh,Let me'quest you,don't wanna mess with drugs.I tried 'em once-big mistake.
切看上去都仿佛更真实了 Things got way too real.
一切看上去都仿佛更真实了 Things got way too real.
哇靠吓屎我了 Holy crap,I am freakin'out!
Peter让我来你在走廊上走着往左拐继续走 Peter,'may I?You're walking down'a hallway. You take a left.You keep walking.
一往右拐再左拐撞墙了一啊 Take a right.Then a left.Brick wall!Yargh!
一看来他确实吃了毒品 一不我没有喂也许是Meg的蛤蟆吧 Yeah,he's tweaked. Am not!Hey,maybe it's Meg's toad.
哦休想我这事推到你姐姐身上她是个好姑娘 Oh,now,don't you try to palm this off on your sister.She's a good girl.
是吗那她把我另一个姐姐勒死的事儿怎么说呢 Oh,yeah?What about the time she strangled our other sister?
Chris我们要说多少遍那是个噩梦仅此而已 Now,Chris,we told you that was just a very bad dream.
心但我确实记得一己是个梦 -But I remember it so...It was a dream!
一妈妈能签一下字么是野外考察表一当然了亲爱的 Mom,can you sign this for my field trip?Sure,sweetheart.
Meg你手上怎么有疣 Meg,you have a wart!
你怎么敢把蛤蟆带进这个屋子的 How could you bring a toad into this house?
这不是我的我只是替朋友暂时保管一下 It's not mine.I was just holding it for a friend.
刀 是这样午饭的时候 See.it was lunchtime.
好了Connie到你了 OK,Connie,you're up.
Connie Demico你在舔蛤蟆么 Connie Demico does toad?
看看这是谁啊帽子不离头小姐准备揭发我们了是吗 I guess Miss Wears-A-Hat-All-The-Time is gonna nark on us,aren't you?
一Berler先生来了一哦老天我们完蛋了 Mr Berler's coming!-Oh,man,we are so busted!
放进来他不会查我的 Put it in here.He won't check me.
这后面在干什么呢哦你好啊Meg等等 你好象不是受欢迎孩子团体里的吧 What's going on back here?Oh,hello,Megan. Wait,you're not part of the popular clique.
劝你快走吧找个地方自个儿玩 你们也真不害臊啊把她弄得兴致勃勃的 Run along and play alone somewhere.Shame on you all,getting her hopes up like that.
我觉得只要我替Connie藏了蛤蟆 I thought if I held Connie's toad,
她会让哪个帅哥邀请我参加雪之舞会的 she'd make one of the cool guys ask me to the Snow Ball.
你把蛤蟆带回来就为了有人请你跳舞 You're holding drugs so someone will invite you to a dance?
al Meg我们怎么把你教成这样 Meg,haven't we taught you better than that?
别急Lois为了被别人接受人们经常干些疯疯傻傻的事 Hold on,Lois.People do a lot of crazy things just to be accepted.
我对这种事不感兴趣 I don't know about this.
可我们都做过了啊如果你真想成为大法官 We all did it.If you want to be a Supreme Court justice,
你必须得用屁股夹着那个樱桃 跑到那杯啤酒边上把樱桃丢进去 you gotta pick up that cherry with your butt cheeks and drop it in that beer.
一来吧来吧一上啊Suitor快点儿 -Come on!Come on!Go,Suitor!Get busy!
-加油Suitor加油Suitor樱桃樱桃樱桃 -Go,Suitor!Go,Suitor!Cherry!Cherry!Cherry!
哦老天真不敢相信他也这么干 Oh,my God!I can't believe he did that!
一加油Suitor加油Suitor一快点儿快点儿 -Go,Suitor!Go,Suitor!Get busy!Get busy!
啊 Ohhh!
真不敢相信他也这么干 I can't believe he did that!
真不敢相信他也这么干这家伙必须是我们一伙的了 I can't believe he did that!This guy is so in!
L 哦亲爱的我保证所有的小子都愿意邀请你去跳舞 Oh,sweetheart,I'm sure all the boys wanna ask you to the dance.
他们只是有点害羞或胆小 They're probably just shy or scared.
/ 是啊我就很害怕请phoebe Diamond参加毕业舞会ce Yeah,I was terrified of askin' Phoebe Diamond to the prom.
T 我好不容易鼓起勇气了但还是过分紧张都控了 I finally got up the guts,but I had this damn nervous twitch.
一嘿Ph...ph...Phoebe嗯 -Um,Ph-Ph-Phoebe?-Yeah?
啊我想问你是否一是否一是否愿意赏脸啊 Uh,I was wonderin'if...if...if you'd, uh,d-do me the honour of,uh...
我当时对她可痴情了直到我遇到了你ois I had such a crush on her.Until I met you,Lois.
你是我的2号女神 You're my silver medal.
蟾蜍先生我要舔你多少下 Mr Toad,how many licks of you does it take
才能到达罗得岛州监狱中心呢 to get to the centre of a Rhode Island state prison?
只需一下 Just one.
这种事居然会发生在这里 我一直觉得我们住在一个和平的小镇上 How could this happen?I thought we lived in such a nice small town.
才没有什么和平小镇了呢时代再变化 和我们小时候不一样了 There's no such thing.Things are different than when we were kids.
一这么说让我好伤感一我也很伤感不过啊你懂的 -Well,it just makes me sad.-It makes me sad too,but,uh,you know.
我的意思是如果Meg有被捕的危险Chris也一样有 那在我们发现之前Stewie就被送去预儿所了 I mean,if Meg's at risk,then so is Chris,and Stewie'll be in preschool before we know it.
没办法我们应该信任我们的孩子会远离毒品的 Well,we just have to trust our kids to stay off drugs.
我很信任我的孩子啊可我不信任别的孩子 I do trust our kids.It's the other kids I don't trust.
好吧好吧我想也许是该我们大人出场干预一下了 Yeah.Yeah,well,you know,I guess it's up to us as parents to be a part of the solution.
一我明天会和校长谈一下的一谢谢亲爱的 -I'll go talk to the principal tomorrow.Thanks,honey.
一安全暗语是“香蕉”（重口啊）一我爱你 -The safety word is banana.I love you.
这就是我的计划Shepherd校长你会支持我吧 And that's my plan,Principal Shepherd. So,are you with me?
可…你还什么都没告诉我啊 你就是坐了下来然后说“这就是我的计划 But...you didn't'tell me anything.You just sat down and said "And that's my plan!"
V 哦哦的确哦很好这是我的想法 Oh.Oh,right.OK,here's my idea.
一这就是我的计划Shepherd校长 一Griffin先生我可不喜欢 -And that's my plan,Principal Shepherd. -Well,Mr Griffin,I don't like it.
我喜欢你的计划全校教职工都支持你 但是你想怎么收尾工 I love it!You have the faculty's full support But how will you pull it off?
这你就交给我来操心吧亲爱的 You let me worry about that,kitten.
(如果你舔了三只蛤蟆 那么你就相当于舔过所有它一起处过的蛤蟆)
EVER BEEN WIIn (如果你舔了一只蛤蟆 那么你就相当于舔过所有它一起处过的蛤蟆)
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好极了 Great.
喂Meg什么东西有四条膀子四条腿和一对嘴唇 Hey,Meg.What's got four arms, four legs and one set of lips?
是冬雪舞会上的我和你嘿嘿 You and me at the Winter Snow Ball.Heh-heh!
@ 日 听着Nei我不哦老天 Look,Neil,I don't...Oh,my God!
爸爸爸爸 Dad?Dad?!
我不回答你因为我不叫什么"爸爸” 09 I'm not responding because I'm not this "Dad"person.
我是镇上新来的孩子Lando Griffin I'm the new kid in town,Lando Griffin.
你疯了吧你在这儿干吗 Are you crazy?What are you doing here?
我要暗中粉碎蛤蟆舔的问题 I've gone undercover to get rid of the toad problem,
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这样你们学校就能像以前那样安全无邪了 so your school can be safe and innocent like the good old days.
2A分之负B加减根号下B的平方减4AC(二次方程解) Negative B plus or minus radical B squared minus 4AC over 2A.
正确一个女孩回答了一个数学问题 你们知道这意味着什么吗 That's correct.A girl answered a math problem.You know what that means.
巫婆 A witch!
一巫婆她是巫婆一巫婆 -Witch!She's a witch!-Witch!
巫婆 Witch!
上帝快点告诉我我生了个脑瘤而这一切只是化疗的副作用 God,please tell me I have a brain tumour and this is all just a side effect from the chemo.
喂你在我柜子前面做什么呢一你柜子 -Hey,what are you doin'in my locker?-Your locker?
喂Phi下班了准备玩点什么啊 Say,Phil,what do you say to happy hour after work?
我说Cheryl得准备向她邻居解释她另一个黑眼圈了 (打女人可不好) I'd say Cheryl's gonna have another black eye to explain to the neighbours.
一快点我买单好极了 -Come on,I'm buyin'.-Oh,yeah.
一嗨伙计衣服式样真酷啊一谢谢伙计 Hey,man,cool specs.-Thanks,G.
我是镇上新来的孩子Lando Griffin 日 I'm the new kid in town,Lando Griffin.
我和她没有关系伙计快告诉我 我们现在穿的宽松衣服怎么样 No relation.So,tell me,homeboy,how 'bout the baggy clothes we kids are wearin'these days?
是不是很肥很蠢又很新鲜啊 Aren't they phat and stupid and poppin'fresh?
LIZ 喂有人有毒品吗我正想弄点毒品呢 Hey,does anybody have any drugs? I'm lookin'to score some drugs.
爸离我远点Connie在看我呢一是那个蛤蟆姑娘吧 =Dad,get away from me.Connie is looking. -So that's toad girl,huh?
是啊那个是Connie Yeah.And that's Connie.
明白了很好我去和这个Conniel聊聊 I see.Well,I'm gonna have a little talk with that Connie.
L 哈祝你好运吧她只和帅哥聊 Huh!Good luck.She only talks to'the cool kids.
一哦是吗等着瞧吧一不 Oh,yeah?Watch'this.No!
嗨 Heeey!
啊啊嗷哦老天啊嗷嗷 Agh!Agh!Ow!Oh,God!Agh!Ow!Ow!
太酷了他在流血耶户简直像在看电影 Cool!He's bleeding!-Just like in the movies!
哼 Hm.
? (拘留室)
见鬼这是早餐俱乐部啊 Holy crap,it's The Breakfast Club.
你知道我收到了什么圣诞节礼物吗 对于老虎大家庭今年真是好得不得了啊 You know what I got for Christmas?It was a banner freaking year at the Tiger house.
我收到了盒香烟老头子一把抓住我 说"嘿抽起来吧Tony" I got a carton of cigarettes.Old man grabbed me,said "Hey,smoke up,Tony."
“它们太好了混蛋 "They're grrreat!"Bastard.
喂Lando Hey,Lando.
所有人都在讨论你上次打坏唱片机的事太经典了 Everyone's talking about how you trashed the jukebox.Classic cool.
一我们要去舔蛤蟆你来不一你们去舔蛤蟆 We're gonna do some toad.You in? You're gonna do toad?!
一有什么大不了的一让我来告诉你们吧开始 What's the big deal?Lemme tell you about it,stud.
你会感到一阵颤栗 You'll get chills
穿越你的浑身上下 All through your body
一瞬间你失去控制 And you'll lose all control
无论你的膀胱 Of your bladder
还是你的尿道 And your sphincter
你的屁眼也逃不过 That's your butt hole!
如果你舔了蟾蜍 Cos if you use toad
那我可要告诉你 Then I'm tellin'you
你可以和世界说拜拜了 You can kiss your life goodbye
如果你舔了蟾蜍 Yeah,when you use toad
你的生活将会糟糕一团 It'll mess you up
你的妈妈会哭得死去活来不骗你 It'll make your mama cry That's no'lie
你会被舌头哽住死不瞑目 You'll choke on your tongue and die
远离毒品吧 Gotta give it up
远离蟾蜍舔 Give up the toad now
这可不是开玩笑 It's no joke
远离毒品吧 Buddy,give it up
远离蟾蜍舔 Gotta give up the toad now
不然你只有一死 Or you'll croak
远离毒品吧 Buddy,give it up
远离蟾蜍舔 You gotta give up the toad now
还有不要吸烟咯 And don't smoke
不然你将知道 Or you'll see
吸烟有害尿尿 It hurts to pee
可怕鲜红的血 There'll be blood
从身体里出来 Gushin'from ya
每当你咳嗽的时候 Every time that you cough
别有侥幸之心 And forget gettin'lucky
那里将会脱落 加 It falls off
那里将会脱落 It falls off
你该放聪明点儿了 Yeah,you'd better wise up
因为我已忠告你 Cos I'm tellin'you
我Lando!坚决杜绝毒品 Toad is what Lando forbids
C 远离毒品吧 Gotta give it all up
不然你会见识到 Or you're gonna see
你的生活怎样毁掉 Your whole'life will hit the skids
还有你的后代怎样天生没有眼皮 And your kids will be'born without eyelids
远离毒品吧 Gotta give it up
远离蟾蜍舔 Give up the toad now
多亏有你Lando Thanks to you,Lando
远离毒品吧 Give it up
远离蟾蜍舔 Give up the toad now
多亏有你Lando Thanks to you,Lando
远离毒品吧远离蟾蜍舔 Give it up'Gotta give up the toad now
U 哦哦哦 Ooh,ooh,ooh
我不蠢 I'm no fool
我很酷 Lando's cool
耶 Yeah!
你太酷了Lando一是啊 You're the coolest,Lando.-Yeah.
你来之前我们从来没有过像这样一起唱啊跳啊的 We never broke into song and dance before you arrived.
我再也不舔蛤蟆了大家都不会了 I'll never touch another toad.None of us will.
一是啊一绝对不会了 -Yeah.-No way,man.
一我本来就不会舔蛤蟆 你就从来没有舔过啊所以也没上瘾 I know I won't.You never did it in the first place.
一你就是个自以为是的失败者 哦是吗如果我是个失败者 God!You're such a wannabe loser. -Oh,yeah?If I'm such a loser,
我怎么能跟Lando一起参加雪之舞会呢 how come I'm going to the Snow Ball with Lando?
Meg你要约会哦等着吧我要告诉你妈 Meg,you got a date?!Oh,wait till I tell your mother!
我这是想见谁啊 Who I'm looking forward to meeting.
还有我希望今晚做牛排汉堡 And I hope is making Steak Ums tonight.
一喂Meg想不想逃课去超市一当然了待会儿见Lando Hey,Meg,wanna ditch and go to the mall? -Sure!See ya,Lando.
太棒了我不仅能在今生看到Meg去跳舞 This is great.Not only did I live long enough to see Meg go to her first dance,
日 而且还是我和她跳舞多亏了健力多（一种抗衰老营养剂） but I'm takin'her too.Thanks,Geritol.
而且他们发誓再也不舔蛤蟆了 And they swore they'd never do toad again.
爸爸怎么不到我们学校来唱歌呢我不想吃点心了 Dad never came'to sing at my school.I don't want dessert!
告诉你Lois现在的学校太好玩了 I tell you,Lois,high school's a lot more fun this time around.
而且现在所有孩子都有枪安全多了而且今天在教学楼 And it's a'lot safer now that all the kids have guns.And today in study hall,
我故意放了个响屁让大家发笑 I farted real loud on purpose to make the guys laugh,
我向上帝发誓Susie Johnson(演员)把索 尔兹伯里牛排吐出来的样子太恶心了 and I swear to God it was so heinous Susie Johnson ralphed up her Salisbury steak.
不好意思请问在饭桌上谈这些真的合适吗 I'm sorry,is this really proper dinner conversation?
不管怎么说你能教育下他们真令我高兴 毕竟不通过吸毒也能变得受欢迎啊 I'm'glad you taught those kids they don't ihave to do drugs to be popular.
是啊没错只要能和最帅的人起去跳舞谁还要吸毒呢 He sure did!Who'needs drugs when you go'to the dance with the coolest guy in school?
因为要和爸爸去跳舞 我一下在学校人气食物链中有一席之地了 Going with'Dad is gonna skyrocket me up the popularity food chain.
没错很快数学俱乐部的人就要 粘着你的小肚子想变成你了 It's true.Soon members of the math club will be attaching themselves to your underbelly for transportaion.
等等Peter你不能带Meg去学校舞会 Wait a minute.Peter,you can't take Meg to a school dance.
你觉得这种演戏能坚持多久 How long do you think you can keep up this charade?
到星期五为止拜托了妈妈 Just till Friday!Please,Mom?
好吧如果你想这样的话 Well,if this is what you want.
哦很可能是Connie:来找我的 Oh,it's probably Connie calling for me.
06 喂 Hello?
0G6 喂 Hello?
哦在等一下是找Lando的 Oh.Yeah,hold on.It's for Lando.
哦嘿 Aloha!
没门 No way!
啊一啊，等一下我去另一个房间接 Uh...uh,hold on.I'm gonna take this in the other room.
● 好了 I got it!
挂吧 Hang up!
妈妈你知道么这个本来可以 成为非常可回的香蕉布丁的 Mother,this could almost have passed for a palatable banana pudding,
但是如果不加牛奶脆饼它就仅仅是你 那众多该死的厨艺失败品中其中一个了 but without Nilla wafers,it's just another one of your wretched culinary abortions!
快去搞干净 Clean it up!
我觉得不行 I don't think so.
Nei我觉得我大概不是你这一类的吧 而且我已经和Lando讲好了 Neil,I'm a little out of your league. Besides,I'm going with Lando.
是吗我通过地下途径了解到 Really?My underground sources have informed me
Lando邀请了Connie Demico that Lando is taking Connie Demico.
什么 What?!
喂我觉得你是应该邀请我跳舞的吧 Hey,I thought you were taking me'to the dance!
日 嗯 日 Uh...
TD 日 突然出了些事儿 日 Something suddenly came up.
一你怎么能这样对Meg呢当 一现在不要吵我在写雾都孤儿的读书报告呢 How could you do this to Meg? Not now,I gotta write about Oliver Twist.
这书就是个笑话如果你问我为什公 因为要是我的话完全可以把它写成另个样子我敢说 Oliver Twit,if you ask me.I would have done things rather differently,I can tell you that.
请你再给我一点 Please,sir,I want some more
一什么一请你再给我一点 What?Please,sir,I want some more.
还要 More?!
好了别动别动好了快点把碗装满 All right.Stop it.Stop it right there. Now,go on,fill up the bowl.
快点很好 Go on!That's it.
马上给我穿上这个裙子 Now put on this dress.
快穿 Put it on!
马上给我跳舞 Now dance.
喂喂Brian快看写这书的人叫什么 查尔斯狄更斯(Charles Dickens字面意思和性有关) Hey.Hey,Brian,the guy who wrote this,his name?Charles Dickens.
一哦耶旦先生你怎么解释 -Oh,yeah.I want an explanation,mister.
喂都因为Connie局势变化了啊 学校最受欢迎的女生请你一起去跳舞 Hey,Connie pulled a power move.When the most popular girl in school
你怎么好意思不答应呢 要是你的话也会这样说的"啊嗯啊嗯…好啊 asks you to the dance,you don't say no,you say "Haba-haba-haba...OK."
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我就不懂你怎么能为了一个Connie Demico不要你女儿了 I can't understand why you'd dump 00 your daughter for Connie Demico.
不日 这就是简单的情感转移嘛 C It's 'simple transference. 8 00
对于Peter来说Connie Demico就是从前的 Phoebe Diamond:学校最有人气的女生 To Peter,Connie Demico is'Phoebe Diamond, the most popular girl in his school.
哦天是啊我觉得他说的对 Oh,my God.I think he's right.
因为我在床上yy的时候我脑中 想着的不是Connie而是Phoebe When I try to speed things up in bed,I'm not thinkin'of Connie,I'm thinkin'of Phoebe.
可以了越来越荒唐了我禁止你去参加舞会 This whole thing is ridiculous.I forbid you from goin'to that dance.
你不能指使我怎么做你不是我妈 You can't tell me what to do.You're not my real mom!
不要再讨论了一多谢你毁了我的生活 End of discussion!-Thank you for ruining my life!
你已经不能理解我这个年纪人的心情了 You don't remember what it's like to be my age!
我可是比你小两岁啊 I'm two years younger than you!
我恨你 hate you!
Greg Allman当生活欺骗了你你怎么办的 Greg Allman,how did you handle it when life got you down?
我吗我吸了好多毒娶了某个婆娘叫Cher Me?I did a lot of drugs,married some broad named Cher...
两者我都不推荐 and I wouldn't recommend either one of 'em.
我要捍卫我参加派对的权利 I gotta fight for my right to party.
啊啊啊 Whoa-ah!Argh!
一谢谢蜘蛛侠一人总有不顺的时候 Thanks,Spider-Man.=Everybody gets one.
一亲爱的一你嫁给了个垃圾 -Sweetie?You married a total jerk!
亲爱的他并不是故意要伤害你 而且你知道你还是可以去舞会的 Honey,he didn't mean'to'hurt you.And,you know,you could still go to the dance.
一个人去我为什么不在舞会上往额头上刻个L呢(loser) Alone?Why don't I just tattoo a big L on my forehead while I'm at it?
好了Meg你知道我对纹身的看法 Now,Meg,you know my feelings on tattoos.
如果你不去的话你只能证明你确实不是他们中的一份子 If you stay home,you're just proving to the other kids that you don't belong there.
一是啊一而且也许你会很愉快呢 Yeah.And you might have a really good time.
我告诉你吧我现在都觉得遗憾大三那年没参加舞会 I'll tell you one thing.I still regret not goin'to my junior dance.
儿广 可爸爸如果你不按照他们说的做他们会杀了我的 But,Daddy,if you don't do what they say,they'll kill me!
抱歉啊宝贝你知道我们不能和绑架犯协商的这是家规 Sorry,pumpkin,we don't negotiate with kidnappers-family policy.
爸爸巴不求求你了求求你了 Daddy,no.Please!Please!
她会没事的 She'll be all right.
打起精神吧怎么样 Come on,what do you say?
好吧至少我有你最讨厌的那件裙子它真的很性感 Well...I do have that really slutty dress you hate.
那么Lando你说你多大来着的 So,uh,Lando,how old did you say you were again?
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岁半 oAnd a half.
岁半 And a half.
你太漂亮了 Sweet statutory,you look beautiful!
别担心我会好好照顾你家小孩的 我自己就有个女儿你懂的 Don't worry,I'll take good care of your kid. I got a daughter of my own,you know.
拜托别开灯我不想被看见 Please leave the light off.I don't want to be seen.
我想也是你怎么能让人看到你演戏的样子呢 I imagine you wouldn't,the way you've been acting.
一我就知道你会说这种话 一没办法看到你这样不自觉就这么说了 -I thought you might say something like that. -Well,you do have it coming.
不管我去说服Meg参加舞会我过去把她搞定了 I convinced Meg to go to the dance, so I'm gonna go drop her off.
请不要对我大吼大叫我已经接受教训了 Please don't yell.I've learned my lesson.
一我没有在大吼大叫啊我只是说一一哦又开始了 I wasn't yelling.I was just sayin'that... Oh,you would bring that up.
一你能不能别老提过去的事儿一你怎么啦 Can't you leave the past where it belongs? What's wrong with you?
因为我已经跟你解释过了这只不过烂堆里寻宝罢了 Because I've already explained that to you.It was a scavenger hunt.
到底是怎么搞的啊 What the hell is goin'on here?
ois如果你还没发现我走了请把磁带换到B面 Lois,if you still haven't discovered I'm gone please flip the tape over to side B.
(Billy Ocean的Get Outta My Dreams)
(Bi0 ly Ocean的Get Outta My Dreams)
跳得好Lando Nice moves,Lando.
好了各位投票结果出来了今年的国王和王后是一 OK,everyone.The votes are in.This year's king and queen are...
Lando Griffin和Connie Demico Lando Griffin and Connie Demico!
哦天哪哦 Oh,my goodness!Oh!
等一下我不能做你的国王 Hold it.I can't be your king.
我要忏悔我生活在谎言之中 I have a confession.I've been'living a lie!
我不应该在这儿不应该和Connie在一块儿 I shouldn't be here...with Connie.
一我当初的选择其实是Meg Griffin一什么 -My first choice was Meg Griffin.-What?
Meg Griffin她现在就在后面呢 Meg Griffin!She's right over there in the back.
右…不不不左边不不你刚才照着了不不回去回去一 Ri...No,no,no,to the left.No,no,you had her.No,no,go back,go back.
打灯光的是只猴子吧右边不对 往右蠢材对了打住打住 You got a'monkey workin'the spotlight.No, to the right,genius.Th-there.Stop.Stop.
这才是我梦想的女孩儿我实在配不上她所以她抛弃了我 That's my dream girl.But I'm not good enough for her and she dumped me.
好了现在我心碎了现在我要骑着这辆摩托 不顾一切地冲入黑暗直至超越极限 So now,heartbroken,I will ride recklessly into the night and up Dead Man's Curve.
再见Meg我爱你 Goodbye,Meg.I love you.
Meg想和我跳舞吗 我先到的Meg和我跳舞吧 Meg,wanna dance? -I was here first.Meg,dance with me?
一Nei0你能一一我很荣幸 Neil,would you...?-I would be honoured.
谢谢 Thanks!
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Lando Griffin昨夜当地高中一名很受欢迎的学生 And Lando Griffin,a popular student at al local high school,
因摩托车倾侧翻车而死 was killed last night when'his motorcycle careened off Dead Man's Curve.
由于没有找到尸体警察很是困惑 但他们决定还是不要问太多 Police were baffled when no body was found but they decided not to ask questions
希望各位转换一下心情生活继续吧 and just let everyone get on with their lives.
一我真为你骄傲哦爸爸太感谢你了 I'm so proud of you.Oh,Daddy,thank you so much!
一 一我真为你骄傲一哦爸爸太感谢你了 I'm so proud of you.c Oh,Daddy,thank you so much!
只我是舞会上最受欢迎的女生 一哦为了你我什么都愿意做亲爱的 I was the most popular girl at the dance. Oh,anything for you,sweetheart.
太好了我越来越受欢迎了拜拜 Well,I'm off to popularity.Ciao!
天哪我恨死她那种男人的步伐了 God,I hate that manly walk of hers
音乐来自Simple Minds的DonP You (Forget About Me)
音乐来自Simple Minds的Don t You(Forget About Me)
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