It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good old-fashioned values
On which we used to rely
Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
Laugh and cry
He's a family guy
Family Guy 2x15 Dammit Janet
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Billiam你在这儿么 Billiam,are you there?
Stewie!
一你在这儿干什么Billiam拜托我的 -Wh-what the devil are you doing here?Billiam sent me.
一你在这儿干什么一Billiam拜托我的 -Wh-what the devil are you doing here?-Billiam sent me.
他让我告诉你我把他杀了 He wanted me to tell you I killed him.
好了快把护身符另一半给我 我觉得你还没有把它带到马拉喀什 Now give me the other half of the amulet.I don't think you'll be making it to Marrakech.
不要求求你 Don't!Please!
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Jeffrey快点把9点到豪士罗站的列车从嘴里吐出来 Jeffrey,take the 9pm to Hounslow out of your mouth.
哦快看啊他们这么快就成好朋友了 Oh,look at that.Our little boys are becomin'fast friends.
E Jeffrey是朋友的话就过去把那个筛子拿来 我们来堆沙房子吧 D I say,Jeffrey,be a sport,will you,and go get the sifter so we can build our sand village.
Co-Executive Producer Danny Smith
Co-Executive Producer Danny Sm很好再近一点 That's right.A little further.
各位这位是Jeffrey遗弃孩童俱乐部的新成员 Everyone,meet Jeffrey,the newest member of the club of forgotten children.
Co-Executid Steve警惕地在街上走帽檐压得低又低 Dan |Steve walks warily down the street with his brim pulled way down low
Producer Billiam Coronel
Co-Producer RickyBlitt
Co-Producer 你在这搞什么鬼一把圣诞装饰弄下来 the hell are you doing? Takin'down the Christmas decorations.
Co-Produ Peter我有点担心Stewiel啊 他好象和别的小孩玩得不太好 CPeter,I'm a little concerned about Stewie.He doesn't seem to play well with other children.
哦没关系啊你知道的我小时侯就是个捣蛋鬼 Oh,he's fine.You know,I was quite a troublemaker myself when I was a kid.
你家长随时都会回来你确定不需要我收拾一下么 Your parents'll be home any minute.Are you sure you don't want me to clean up this mess?
不不不快走快走这样很好玩 No,no,no.Go.Go.It'll be funny.
neer Stewie应当学会融入集体 Stewie needs to learn'to socialise with other children
Line Pro命也许我们应该送他去托儿所 … 京Lois他的回答不着边际 Deb-Maybe we should put him in daycare. Lois,his answers are out on the open road
Supervising Director Peter Shin
我觉得应该给他打个包袱用棍子挑着 再给他一罐豆子和兰口袋梦想 I say we give him a hobo pack on a stick,a can of beans and a pocketful of dreams.
ProducadBy Peter你到底知不知道我在讲什么 Sher Peter,do you even know which one of our children I'm talking about?
Gordon?
我弄下来了哈哈哈这像在打猎耶man I got 'em!Ha-ha-ha!It's just like hunting.
Directediby Chris停停吧邻居看到了会怎么想啊ing Chris,stop it.What will the neighbours think?
Abner Abner Griffin家的那个男孩刚刚杀了只塑料驯鹿 Abner!'Abner!The Griffin boy just killed a plastic reindeer!
wg Gladys我可是花了两个小时鼓起勇气租了这个色情录象 Gladys,it took me two hours to work up the courage to rent this porno.
你到底要不要和我一起看啊 Now,are you gonna watch it with'me or not?
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好了妈妈要把你留在这儿一会儿 你要和别的小孩一起好好玩哦 OK,Mommy's leaving you here for a while Try to play nice with the other children.
你什么意思把我留在这儿这是什么地方 What do you mean,you're leaving me here?What is this place?
可以了放开我一为什么你这没良心的巫婆 -Come on,let go.Why,you soulless witch!
这边是搞生化实验的吧是吧快承认 This is a biogenetic experimentation facility,isn't it?Admit it!
哦亲爱的别担心你会开心的 Oh,sweetheart,'don't be upset. You're gonna have fun here.
听着要是是那种你死我活的生存实验那早就过时了 Look,if this is about the whole me-killing-you thing,it was a bit!
告诉你我正在表演 I was doing shtick,I tell you!
听见没听见没听见没 Humina-humina-humina!
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哦我好无聊啊Stewie不在我都没事干了 Oh!I'm so bored.Without Stewie around,I have nothin'to do.
一这样吧我们来喝个痛快吧哦这对我来说还太早了 不过你可以先来 Well..we could get hammered. Oh,it's too early for me,but you go ahead.
我到底是怎么了 What happened to me?
你知道的我结婚之前过着很刺激的生活 You know,before I was married,I led a very exciting life.
哦老天你是演“逃离女巫山里那个女孩的吧 Oh,my God!The actress who was the girl in Escape from Witch Mountain!
也许找个兼职工作干干能让你快活起来 Maybe a part-time job would liven up your days.
Brian这主意太棒了 Brian!That's a terrific idea!
工作ois这已经不是70年代了算了吧 A job?Lois,the 70s are over.Forget it.
妈妈千万不要去工作上次你留爸爸一人在家的时候 Mom,you can't get a job.The last time you left Dad home alone,
他把整个房子都变成了个傀僵 he turned the house into a giant puppet.
喂呆在那喂 Hey.Hey!Stay outta here.Hey!
60 谁都别进来我是Griffin家的房子 Nobody better come in here.I'm the Griffins'house.
快送个工具篷给我我快饿死了 Bring me a tool shed,for I am hungry.
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哦要是你找到了工作 Uh...If you get a job,
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山谁来喂我啊谁来保护我不让我衣柜里的恶猴显灵啊 who's gonna feed me and protect me from the evil monkey in my closet?
Chris你知道根本没那种东西 Now,Chris,you know there's no such thing.
不要 No!
一 你看你走了会让孩子们苦恼的 一Peter这是我人生的新篇章 Oh,now you've gone and upset the boy. Peter,this is a new chapter in my life.
孩子们长大了巢儿空了我也需要寻寻刺激 The kids are growin',the'nest is empty, and I need some excitement.
0 你在说什么啊你的生活还不够刺激吗比如说 What are you talkin'about?Your life is plenty exciting.For example...
看着晚安 There you go!Good night.
鸭子 Duck.
鸭子鸭子 Duck.Duck.
我说有谁知道昨天昨晚练习的结果是什么吗 我在裁判的时候睡着了 I say,does anyone know how The Practice ended last night?I dozed off.
鹅 Goose!
哦天哪好象你还得继续做鹅 Oh,dear.It seems you're still it.
Stewie你干什么游戏规则不是这样的 Stewie,what have you done?That's not the way we play.
Brad你坐这儿Stewie开始当鹅 You sit here,Brad.Stewie's it.
哦原来不是你啊 Ooh!Aren't you the one in charge!
好吧让我们瞧瞧鸭子鸭子 Oh,let's see,now.Duck.Duck.
鸭子 Duck.
鹅 Goose!
算了吧我几乎就没碰到你 Oh,come on,now.I barely touched you.
说真的不许哭不要哇啊哇的不许哭听见没不许哭 Really.Stop it.Stop your boohooing.Stop it,I say.Stop it!
看到了吧看到了吧这就是人们不尊重WNBA的原因 You see?You see?This is exactly why people don't respect the WNBA.
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喂伙计们听着然后Lois想找个兼职工作对吧 Hey,guys,guys,get this.So Lois wants a part-time job,right?
所以我就说像这样“亲爱的我已经给你找到了个工作啊 就在这儿“ So I'm,like,I got a job for you,baby...right here!
拉链已经坏了几个月了我只好用保险针 The zipper's been broken for over a month. I gotta use a damn safety pin.
要是Lois想找刺激的话我可以帮她在飞机上找个工作 If Lois is lookin'for a thrill,I could get her a job with the airline.
做空姐可以到各种奇异的地方观光 她们的丈夫就能免费到各地旅游了 Stewardesses get to travel to exotic places, and their husbands fly anywhere for free.
免费旅游 Fly for free?
抱歉Tink看来我不需要你了 Sorry,Tink.Looks like I don't need you any more.
什么你就这样把我甩了吗 So,what?You're just gonna dump'me?Just like that?
你懂什么意思 You knew what this was.
空姐哇哦听上去很刺激啊是什么让你改变主意的 A flight attendant?Wow,that does sound exciting. What made you change your mind?
一我只是渴望看到你开心而已一哦 -Just my desire to see you happy.Oh!
我还想好好利用你这次做苦力的机会免费旅游找找乐子 And to exploit your hard labour for free travel.
一什么一嘘 What?-Shh!
哦 Rupert我睡不着 我想你该不会吃安眠药了吧 Oh,Rupert,I can't sleep.I don't suppose you have any Valium on you?
不 不 当然没有 你现在过着清白的生活 托儿所里有个可怜的小害虫 No,of course not.You're living the clean life now. It's that pathetic little insect in daycare.
Janet
她吵吵嚷嚷 是不起眼的一撮小毛 Whining,insignificant wisp of fluff,she is.
不过我还是觉得很奇怪 我居然还惦记着她 我到底是怎么回事啊 Still,I find it odd that she's even on my mind at all.What the deuce has come over me?
好啊 好啊 好啊 Well,well,well.
-看来某人在恋爱嘛 - 哈我居然没笑出来 Looks like someone's in love. Ha!That's so funny I forgot to laugh.
-除了刚才第一声哈 她有双蓝眼睛吧 -你迷上的那女人 Excluding that first "Ha". -You're a sucker for a woman with blue eyes.
-啊哈 不对是绿眼睛- 啊哈 谢谢你证实了我的观点 Aha!Her eyes are green! Thank you for proving my point.
该死 Damn!
Leonard快看 她就坐在那儿呢 看她那蜷曲的檀木般乌黑的秀发 Look at her,Leonard,sitting there with her curly ebony locks
那双撅起的魅惑的双唇 我的老天她实在没什么看点 and those pouty come-hither lips. My God,she's unappealing.
快点 -谁说快点的啊 Go!-Who said that?Mm?
谁的尿布大啊 Who's got the'big diapers?Huh?
谁的尿布大啊 Who's got the big diapers?Huh?
她走了 很好我下去了 She's gone.Good.Well,I'm off.
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嘿 Stewie Hi,Stewie.
H...Um.Er.Y-y..
Leonard你这个胖下巴苹果干 我不会在被你耍了 Leonard,you pudgy-faced apple-john, I will not be made a fool of!
你的枕头还有你的插图版体育杂志 Here's your pillow,sir.And your Sports Illustrated.
-他把手放在我的扶手上 -这是我的扶手 -He's putting his arm on my armrest.-It's my armrest.
不是大头鬼他还老想把我的苹果汁拿走 Is not,stupid head!And he keeps tryin'to take my apple juice.
o 一我给您拿果汁来啊 -I'll bring you your own juice.Agh!
喂他老是舔过手指后来摸我 Hey,he keeps licking his finger and touching me!
嘿伙计们我想你们饿了吧啊 Hey,fellas,I hope you're hungry.Aagh!
哦我的天哦哦哦我的天一 Oh,my God!Oh,no,my Go...
来人啊救命救命 Somebody help.Help.Help!
太棒了快看她她还在发抖呢 That was great.Look at her,she's still shakin'
口口
混蛋 Bastards. 口口
这招太妙了嘿给我瓶啤酒 That was beautiful.Hey,throw,me a beer,would ya?
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小姐飞机太晃了我的啤酒撒了再给我来一杯免费的 小 Stewardess,the plane just made my beer spill.I want a free one.
先生你已经要了9杯了都是免费的 Sir,all your beers have been free.All nine of them.
你就不能忘了么法国佬 And don't you forget it,Frenchie.
快点再拿一杯电影要开始了 Now bring me another one the movie's startin'.
彗星撞地球中的摩根弗里曼 MORGAN FREEMAN IN DEEP IMPACT
哦得了吧 Oh,come on.
U 我要看深处的摩根费尔切尔德 Show me Morgan Fairchild in deep something.Huh?Huh?Huh?
哦你不感兴趣的喂法国佬我的堡垒还准备好啦 Ah,you don't care.Hey,Frenchie,is my fort ready?
好了Griffin先生尽管现在没个人有枕头了 Yes,Mr Griffin,even though no one else has any pillows now.
太好了 All right!
少女勿入 NO GIRLS ALLOWED
JIUw 告诉你Leonard女人是一种邪恶的生物 I tell you,Leonard,women are wicked creatures.
就是因为她们口 历史上大多数本来很强大的男人最终沉沦堕落 They precipitated the downfall of history's most powerful men!
所以我要宣布上 我Stewie和不幸的恋爱情结没有任何关系 So let it be known I want absolutely nothing to do with the wretched enterprise of love!
1八国9回| Janet:来了 Janet's coming.
Janet来了 Janet's coming.
我可爱的Janet MY LOVELY JANET
33 Agh!
Le 9 啊 Agh!
渴望得到你 LONG FOR YOU
的面Argh!
骑那匹小马 RIDE THAT PONY
啊呢好吧好吧 Aa...Er,yes.Yes.
回面 嗨曲奇 Hi.Cookie?
不不我其实是叫Stewie 不过如果你想叫我曲奇的话也行 No,no,actually,it's Stewie,but,well you can call me Cookie if you like.
没错是啊没错我还有几个常用的名字比如Artemis 还有Snake(蛇) Yes.I...Yes,I've also been known to answer to Artemis,Agent Buchwald and Snake.
对对我特别喜欢Snake:这个名字 Yes.Yes,I rather like "Snake".
Snake Griffin.
曲奇 Cookie!
哦哦你是想吃我的曲奇饼干啊哦当然你随便拿给 Oh!Oh,you want my cookie?Oh, yes,by all means.Here you are.
啊哦有点裂了 Oops,a little bit broke off there.
没办法饼干就是这么碎的 Well,that's the way the cookie crumbles
是啊是啊你你回床铺的路上懂的哈哈哈哦天哪 Yes.Yes.Yes,you'II...you'll get that one halfway back to your mat.Ha!Ha...Oh,God.
哦丘比特您用您那甜蜜的炽热的箭刺穿了我吧 Oh,Cupid,hast thou pierced me with thine sweet,searing arrow?
我的胃啊快停下你那翻江倒海的震荡吧 Stomach,cease thy lustful quake. 可
啊放开我丑女人我现在没气要放我在恋爱 Argh!Unhand me,woman.I don't have gas,I'm in love!
好吧我觉得两者是可以共存的 Well,then,I guess it's both.
Peter我回来了 Peter!I'm home!
你今天过得怎么样 How was your day?
哦我过得怎么样？ Uh,my day?
喂喂 Hey.Hey.
你还好吧鳄鱼先生嗯 You OK there,Mr Crocodile?Huh?
醒醒醒醒醒醒你要不要来点护肤液啊坏皮肤先生 Wake up,wake up,wake up.You need some lotion,Mr Bad Skin?
啊啊啊终于醒了· Huh?Huh?Huh?There you go.
啊啊啊啊哦天哦天啊啊啊 Agh!Agh!Agh!Agh!Oh,God!Oh,God!Agh!Agh!Agh!
哦呢我我我过得还行 Oh,uh,my-my-my day was OK.
你懂的和平时样你怎么样 我的小仙子我赌很刺激吧 You know,the usual.How about yours,my little sky princess?Bet it was excitin'
哦是啊前提是你能恐受那一群醉的色爷儿们的挑畔 Oh,yeah,if you like runnin'through a gauntlet of drunk,horny businessmen.
我屁股疼得就像坐在针毡上似的我都在考虑放弃了 My ass feels like a pincushion.I'm thinkin'of quittin'.
你说什么Lois你不能放弃想想看 要是Kurt Cobain放弃了会怎么样 What?Lois,you can't quit.What if Kurt Cobain had quit?
谢谢谢谢记住放弃毒品 Thank you.And remember,say no to drugs.
Kurt公司对你的第7张专辑中意极了 Kurt,the label's excited about your seventh album.
谢谢还记得我妻子Courtney Love么 Thanks.You remember my wife Courtney Love?
谁 Who?
好吧也许还需要一段时间才能适应 确实我也常常对孩子们说 WellI guess I'll give it a little more time.It's like I always tell the kids
一轻易放弃的人一定不能成功不要相信白人社会 就是要这种精神 A quitter never,wins,and don't trust whitey.That's the spirit.
好了我去了 All right,here I go.
一Stewie嗨Janet我来帮你推吧 -Stewie!Hello,Janet.How about a push?
啊 Argh!
哈哈我想刚才实在太搞笑了不是吗 Yes.Yes,I suppose that was rather funny,wasn't it?
Janet你知道么虽然很奇怪二 但是每当我和你在一起的时候我哦我该怎么说呢 You know,it's odd,Janet,but when I'm with you,I...Oh,how do I describe it?
你使我青春洋溢 You make me feel so young
你使我心泉喷涌 You make me feel like spring has sprung
每看见你的笑容 And every time I see you grin
我就成了个快乐的人几 I'm such a happy individual
每当你开口说话 The moment that you speak
5 我就想玩捉迷藏 I want to go'and play hide-and-seek
我就想掂掂月亮 I want to go and bounce the moon
就像在掂大大的玩具球 just like a big toy ballon
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1 亲爱的人几啊你和我就像结伴的孩子 Darling,You and I are just like a couple of tots
跑过片片草地 running across some meadows
01 摘起朵朵勿忘我 picking up'lots of forget-me-nots
摘起朵朵勿忘我 picking up lots of forget-me-nots
你使我青春洋溢 You make me feel so young
你使我想要放声歌唱 You make me feel there are songs to be sung
摇起铃铛纵情玩耍 bells to be rung and wonderful fling to be flung
即使我年过花甲 And even when I'm old and grey
我仍像今天这样 I'm going to feel the way I do today
因为啊你使我青春洋溢 because you make me feel so young
什么事 Excuse me?
己我是说能把毯子给我吗 哦可以当然了 I said "May I have a blanket?"-Oh,yes.Of course.
哈我刚才其实是说你能做我妻子吗你说可以 这可是很正式的来让我来摸摸你的脸 Ha!I said "Will you be my wife?"You said yes, so it is official.Let me touch your face.
Lois快来经济舱帮个忙 Lois,we could use your help in coach.
好了大家都在了吗个人秀的时间到了 OK.Everyone?It's time for my one-man show
温斯顿丘吉尔我们简直不认识你了 Winston Churchill,We Hardly Knew Ye".
好了第一幕 OK,Act One.
我是温斯顿丘吉尔哦你想来点茶吗 I'm Winston Churchill.Ooh,would you like some tea?
我想因为我是温斯顿丘吉尔 I would,because I'm Winston Churchill.
你想来个煎饼吗我想因为我是温斯顿丘吉尔 Would you like a crumpet?I would, because I'm Winston Churchill.
你想穿上短裤吗我想因为我是温斯顿丘吉尔 Would you like to wear knickers? I would,because I'm W...
我夫人很不舒服一是啊您能别这样吗 -My wife is very ill!Yes,do you mind?
我可是花了380美圆乘这趟飞机的 I paid $380 for this flight.
380美圆老天我真希望他们还没亲你 $380?Jeez,I hope they kissed you first.
我令天这已经是第4次坐飞机出来旅游了 就在今天早上我才去过肯塔基 This is my fourth trip today.Just this mornin'I went to Kentucky.
等等你不会是想说我千辛万苦赶到这边来吃烤鸡 Wait a second.You're tellin'me I flew all the way to Kentucky to get some fried chicken,
你们却告诉我上校今天不工作吗 and the Colonel isn't even workin'today?
他不是真人他是假的 He ain't real.He dead.
什么一我说他不是活人 -What?-I say he dead.
oy 上校先生在吗 Is Mr Sanders in?
你哪根筋搭错啦我说了他不是活人 What wrong with you?I say you he dead.
上校 The Colonel!
我夫人是这边的空姐 所以我不付一个子儿就能到随便什么地方玩几 My wife is a stewardess,so I can fly anywhere and I don't pay jack!
-Peter!Lois!
0 你说服我继续做我这么恨的工作就是因为你可以免费旅游 You'convinced me to keep a job I hate just so you could fly free?!
如果我也像你这样这么大声说话 我就可以把你搞得像个坏人 If I talked real loud like that,I could make you look like the bad guy.
我脚疼得我都想死了我都想在我回袋里吐了 My feet are killing me,I've got vomit in my pocket
那讨厌的朱莉娅罗伯茨演的电影我已经看了47次了 and I've seen that crappy Julia Roberts movie 47 times!
你没看到那个女人的嘴唇有多恶心 简直就像是脸上长了个狒狒的屁股 Have you seen the lips on that woman? It's like a baboon's ass on her face!
Peter我找这个工作是为了寻找刺激 而得到刺激的火却是你 Peter,I took this job for the excitement and you're the one who's havin'it all!
哦你是想要找刺激啊是吧那加入太空性爱俱乐部吧 Oh,it's excitement you want,huh?Well,how'd you like to join'the Mile High Club?
来吧你现在是空姐了 而我就是那个侵犯了你的神秘陌生人 Come on.You be the stewardess,and I'll be the mysterious stranger who's drillin',you.
三啊让开我还有好多事要做呢一不行我被卡住了 Ugh!Move.I have a lot of work to do.I can't,I'm stuck.
一乘客需要我他们在看电影呢他们好着呢 The'passengers'need me.They're watchin'the movie.They're fine.
举起手来这架飞机被劫持了 OK,everyone,this is a hijacking.
分 Peter请你把手拿开 Peter,could you move your arm,please?
一啊很好ois Lois一拜托让开 -Uh.Yeah.Lois.Lois.Please.Move it over.Try to the...
老天简直像在搬蒲团一Lois -God,it's like'movin'a futon.Lois!
一把你的腿移到Peter拜托一哦哦不不不哦哦 eJust slide your leg over...Peter, please!Oh.Oh,no,no.Oh!Oh!
很好Lois 至少我们当中某个人已经是太空性爱俱乐部的一员了 Well,Lois,at least one of us is in the Mile High Club.
52班飞机的劫持失败飞机现在已经安全抵达了古巴 Well,the hijacking of Flight 52 is over. The plane has safely landed in Cuba,
飞机上所有的美国人都已经在回国的路上除了一对夫妻 and all Americans aboard are on their way home,except one couple
是一个胖男人以及令人不可思议的是 他娶了个迷火的红发女子 a fat man who is inexplicably married to an attractive redhead.
画家猜想他们可能长这样 Here's an artist's rendering of what they might look like.
叫他在我们回来之前照顾一下孩子们 我们的护照什么时候到■ I called Brian.He's gonna watch the kids till we get back.When will our passports arrive?
2 一两周内一两周但是我们还有孩子要照顾呢 Check back in two weeks.Two weeks?! But I have a baby at home!
我们本来可以让你们和其他乘客一起回去的 但是我们实在没料到你们会被卡在厕所里 We would have sent you with the others,but we didn't know you were stuck in the toilet.
一我们没有做你想的那种事一我做了 -We weren't doin'what you're thinking.-I was.
一我们为劫机的事情道歉一啊没事 We apologise for the hijacking.-Ah,that's OK.
你们这些人特别不喜欢我们在电视上丑化共产主义者 You people aren't like the communists they show on TV.
现在让我们回到“共产主义者” We now return'to"The Communists".
听说今天成绩单发下来你考了多少分啊 I hear report cards vere handed out today.Vot were your grades?
呃呃呃 Uh..uh..uh...
下别犹豫了快点回答你爸爸 Qvit Stalin and answer your father.
27 快点亲爱的快点告诉我们你的成绩 Go ahead,honey,and tell us your...Marx.
一下面该我说赫鲁晓夫了吧刚才有谁说赫鲁晓夫的吗 Do I Khrushchev?Did somebody say Khrushchev?
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我说Janet你喜欢这个长椅吗 I say,Janet,do you like this couch?
哦你真是太漂亮了你知道吗 Oh,you truly are beautiful,you know that?
哦Janet我们的未来三片光明一曲奇 Oh,Janet,our future is so bright.Cookie?
哦是啊会有很多很多曲奇饼的 还会有舞会还有圣诞节的早晨 Oh,yes,there'll be lots of cookies.There'll be dancing,Christmas mornings,
我们争吵着调教小孩的合适方法还有 and arguments over the proper way to discipline the children,and...
你在干吗这是怎么回事 What are you doing?What the hell is this?
你有什么需要告诉我的吗如果我是你唯一的人 一那么只有我才配知道 Is there something you need to tell me?If I'm the only one in this thing,I deserve to know.
我明白了你的沉默已经说明了一切 I see.Your silence says it all.
呵真好啊我们现在到底应该怎么回家 This is great.How the hell are we supposed to get home?
我们可以到黑市上弄点伪造的护照 We gotta get some fake passports on the black market.
你要去哪你从来都没找到过什么黑市 Where are you going?You're never gonna find the black market.
就是你在后巷里找到的那个帮人堕胎的家伙 That's what you said about that back-alley abortionist.
我很高兴你改变了主意但关键的问题是我找到他了 I'm glad you changed your mind. But the point is,I found the guy.
很好她在那儿哦哈哈哈哈是的是的 OK,there she is.That is...
这绝对是太经典了Melinda你绝对是个开心果 That is absolutely classic!Melinda,you're an utter delight.
哦你好啊Janet是啊你认识Melinda Oh,hello,Janet.Yes.Yes,you know Melinda.
是啊她看上去呃哦看我们发现了什么 亲爱的是一个还是两个来着的 Yes,it seems she's,um...Oh,what did we figure out,dear?Was it one?No,two.Yes.
哦哦是的她比你小两个星期呢 看看她的屁股紧绷绷的小屁股 She's two weeks younger than you.Just look at that butt.That is a tight butt.
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要死居然连看都不看一眼 Damn!Not even a second glance.
这就是你所说的打扮么 你为什么不给自己留着点青春的性感和暖昧 This is what you call dolled up?Why don't you save yourself years of sexual ambiguity
好套上一双马丁靴穿一件法兰绒花呢子体恤呢 and get fitted for a pair of Doc Martens and a plaid flannel shirt?
就是这儿了黑市 There it is.The black market.
ois如果我们没有活着出来的话 Lois,if we don't make it outta here alive,
我要告诉你我像你保证我保证你是我第一个女友 到时候天堂再见吧 I should tell ya I promised my first girlfriend we'd meet up in heaven.
我在撒谎 但是这样你才能知道这也许是我们不得不面对的问题 I was lyin',but just so you know it's somethin' we might have to deal with.
两张美国护照你们想加入黑市俱乐部么 OK.Two American passports Would you like to join the black market club?
一首次购物可以打九折一不谢谢我们不是这边的人 Ten per cent off your first purchase. -No,thank you.We're not from the area.
Peter快点付钱 Peter,just pay the man.
0 一你介意用绳子换吗对不起本店规则（不接受） -Do you accept bits of string?Sorry.Store policy.
不过你知道吗你们要想旅游还另有途径 But,you know,there is another way for you to travel.
Leonard全完了我想我应该感激那个傲慢的妓女 It's over,Leonard.I suppose I should be grateful to that saucy harlot.
她教会了宝贵的一课根本没有爱情这种东西 She taught me a valuable lesson.There's really no such thing as love.
青只是麦迪逊大道上的商店用来促销它们润肤膏和双人汽车的词 It's just a word used by Madison'Avenue to sell their skin creams and two-seater cars.
啊没用她现在已经流淌在我的血液中了我必须有她 Argh!It's no use!She swims in my blood now.I must have her!
亲爱的为什么我们要这样折磨自己我们这么般配 Darling,why are we tormenting ourselves? We're perfect for each other.
我承认我们和其他所有情侣一样都有了困难 但爱情可以征服一切 I admit we've got our problems,like any couple,but true love conquers all!
一我喜欢你一你喜欢我 -I like you.You...like me?
哦哦很好这还不是爱情但这是个开端 Oh!Oh,well,it's not love,but it's a start.
哦Janet你让我成为了全世界里最幸福的男人 Oh,Janet,you've made me the happiest man in the whole world.
一曲奇一当然你可以吃我的曲奇饼等着 Cookie?-Of course you can have a cookie!Stay there.
曲奇 Cookie.
曲奇 Cookie?
你根本不在乎我你在乎的是我的饼干 你永远都是那句该死的曲奇 You don't care about me.It's my cookies! It's always been'the damn cookies!
好吧美食家面包店关门了 Well,sugar,the bakery just closed
这下你得另寻生路了燕麦粥葡萄干爱心烘饼什么的 不管你 You'll have to get your fill somewhere else,you oatmeal-raisin-Ioving tart!
不要让她看到你在哭泣老男人不要让她看到你在哭泣 Don't let her see you cry,old man. Don't let her see you cry.
我们终于要回家了 Well,we're finally goin'home.
我很抱歉我骗你去干那个工作 亲爱的你应该有更刺激的生活 I'm sorry I tricked you into that job,honey. You deserve to have a more excitin'life.
哦Peter嫁给了你 我就已经得到了所有我能触及到的刺激了 Oh,Peter,bein'married to you gives me all the excitement I can handle.
我是说看看我们吧乘着小船在大西洋中心呢 I mean,look at us-on a boat in the middle of the Atlantic,
在月光下被难民簇拥 under the moonlight,surrounded by refugees.
是啊呃关于这个的话 Yeah.Uh,about that.Uh...
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一什么一没什么一切都好 What?No,nothin'.This is nice.
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