It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good old-fashioned values
On which we used to rely?
Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
Laugh and cry
He's a family guy
Family Guy S2E16 There's Something About Paulie
快起来懒骨头该去做你那难以下咽的菜了 Wakey,wakey,worthless'domestic. Time to make the inedible gruel.
让我休息一会好吗 Mommy wants to rest for a few more minutes,honey.
Supervisina om该死 Blast!
Supervisina Producer 这个时候你躺在沙发上干嘛你喝醉了吗。 Whaddaya doin'lyin'on the couchth at this hour?You been drinkin'?
一Peter你知道我不喝酒的 一就好像你永远躲不开飞镖三样吗 Peter,you know I never drink. -Just like you never dodged the draft?
你说什么啊我是个女人 What are you talkin'about?I'm a woman.
Mat We你当然是了现在是 Sure you are...now.
Peter我累死了我今天坐了一天出租车 Peter,I'm exhausted.I've been in and outta taxis all day.
Stewie要去看医生放学了我还要去接Meg Stewie had a doctor's appointment,then I had to pick Meg up after school.
我正在排练推销员之死但是学校不让在舞台上表现死亡 I had rehearsal for Death of a Salesman, but we can't show death at school,
Supervising Director Pe所以剧终的时候我们得要绕着灯光跳舞 so now at the end,we dance around with sparklers.
Peter我们真的需要第三辆车 Peter,we really need a second car.
Supervising 坐着出租车干这些事情太累了 Trying to do all these errands in a taxi is exhausting.
但是你可以在出租车上看到很多不同的人 比如Alex Rieger和Tony Oh,but you meet such colourful characters in taxis,like Alex Rieger and Tony.
byy Ricky还有在车库里那个搞笑的外国人 And that funny foreign guy,in the garage.
Rieger1402号车Nardo你和那娘们去315号 Rieger,cab 402.Nardo,you and your luscious melons are in 315.
一你们这帮废物给我滚出去一那个外国人怎么办 -Now get outta here,you losers. What about the foreign guy?
不管他他是个疯子 No way.He's a nut job.
在你一辈子里做件好事不行吗 Show some compassion for once in your miserable life.
好吧去收拾收拾供水系统成龙这事交给你了 All right,can the waterworks,Jackie Chan,cab 302.
嗨呀 Ayii-a!
谢谢 Thank you very much.
Peter求你了这广告上有三手车消息条件很不错的 Peter,please.I saw an ad for a used car that would be perfect.
不行的我认识的一个家伙就是买的 没有手续的三手车没过十年就得疱疹了 Oh,no,Lois.A'guy at work bought a car outta the paper.Ten years later,bam!Herpes.
咱们要买车就要在汽车商手里买就这样了 I'm buying our car from a dealer and that's that.
哇这车真是太漂亮了 Oh,look.Oh,aren't you beautiful?
你喜欢这样吧你喜欢这样吧 Yeah.Yeah,you like that,don't ya?
你这个小淘气车 Yeah,you're a bad little car.
你说什么你说什么你要我进去 What's that?What's that?You want me inside ya?
Peter看这辆车这车安全可靠我们也买得起 Peter,look at this one.It's safe and reliable and we can afford it.
我去找找代理商 I'll just see if I can find a salesman.
我是Doug很高兴见到你你是不是减肥了 Hey,I'm Doug,nice to meet ya. Whoa,have you lost weight?
/人 我是Doug很高兴见到你你是不是减肥了 Hey I'm Doug,nice to meet ya SAL Whoa,have you lost weight?
我还是老样子只是肥肉移到别的地方了 SAL It's still there.I'm parting it on the side.
我们对这辆车感兴趣 We were more interested in that car over there.
一Lois让我来谈这事情一Peter这辆车有凹痕 -Lois,let me handle this.Peter,this car has dents in it.
方向盘还是纸做的 And it's got a cardboard steering wheel.
一稍等一下一看这车没有引擎 -Yeah,just a second,honey.-And,look,there's no engine.
一引擎是画出来的一但是这辆车只被一个人用过 -It just has a drawing of an engine. -But it only had one previous owner.
一007我买了 James Bond.I'll take it.
咱们看看这车怎么样好吧 OK,let's see what this baby can do,eh?
代理商肯定会处理这事情的 Ha!Well,I'm sure the dealer will take care of it.
Lois这太不合理了 Lois,this is crazy.
你就这公躺着我们怎么进行夫妻交流 There's no way we can have maritals with you lying all the way over there.
我现在很生你的气 I am very upset with you right now.
是我是穿了你的胸罩但是我要上节目啊 OK,so I tried on your bra.Jeez,the fellas were puttin'on a show.
虽然说我出洋相了但是我挺高兴 I didn't think I'd make a good Gigi either, but,God help me,I was flattered.
Peter我生你的气是因为你从来不听我说话 Peter,I'm upset because you never listen to me
这简直跟大西洋城的事情一样 This is'Atlantic City all over again.
你现在20点一再来一张牌 You've got 20.-Hit me.
21点再来 21.-Hit me.Hit me.
30点了再来（他玩的是21点0） That's 30.-Hit me.
你是为那车生气别担心我会想办法修好的 Ha!You're just mad about the car.Don't worry.I'll think of a way to fix it.
不我们要想办法修好它 No,we'll think of a way to fix it.
我受够了在做决定的时候没有我的份 I'm tired of being left out of all our decision making.
哦宝贝 OK,honey
顺带说下我买了只黑猩猩 By the way,I bought a chimp.
Peter你要看看菜单还是跟以前一样什么都要 Hey,Peter,you want a menu,or just the usual everything?
一闭嘴Cleveland你想谈谈吗 Aw,shut up,Cleveland.-Wanna talk about it,champ?
Lois把车开走了这一周简直是倒霉透顶 Lois has had the car all week and it's just been hell gettin'around.
我没办法了只好去租辆野马 I actually had to rent a Mustang.
我没办法了只好去租一辆野马 I actually had to rent a Mustang.
这都是因为我们没钱修车 All because I can't afford to get our new car fixed.
你干嘛不买辆新车呢 Why don't you just get another new car?
VM 你干嘛不喷点口气清新剂 Why don't you try a breath mint,saucy?
VIWNN 我的意思是我和我的同伴把你的车偷了 I'm just sayin'that me and my associates will steal your car,
这样你的保险公司就会赔你钱你就可以买新车了 and ipso facto your insurance company'll buy you another one.
Peter你最好不要跟黑帮扯上关系 Peter,you don't wanna get involved with'the Mob.
你是谁你是谁你是谁你是谁 Who are you?Who are you?Who are you?Who are you?
一 我是这家餐馆的老板一滚一边去吧你住哪里 -I'm the proprietor of this delicatessen. -Butt out,shlomo.All I need is your address.
你可以写在我的枪上你有张诚实的脸 eM ou can jot it down on the back of my gun. Well,you do have an honest face.
写错了你还有枪没有 Ah,crap.I made a'mistake.Do you have another gun?
目 Dharman下来吧我真不知道你是那么无拘无束啊 Dharma,come down'from there.Wow,I can't get over what a free spirit you are.
自目
Lois你现在能不能到地下室去做点特别大声的事情 Lois,can you'go down to the basement and do somethin'really loud and complicated
做个十五分钟就行 for the next 15 minutes?
一这车不错Peter一Peter我们怎么买得起这车呢 That's a fine machine,Peter. -Peter,how can we afford this?
你就当这车是个便宜货（赃物） Let's just say the car was a steal.
一再说一遍你就当这车是个便宜货 Say that again.The car was a steal.
一这回说话不要眨眼一你就当这车是个便宜货 -This time without winking.-The car was a steal.
眨眼 Wink.
Los咱们的车太破了我做了点事情现在我们有新车了 Look,Lois,we'had a broken car,I did "something" and now we have a new car.
一我说了我会处理这事情一我想是这样 -Look,I said I'd handle it,and I did.I suppose you did.
我只是希望你在乎我的想法 Ijust wish my opinion mattered to you.
A 1 重要的是你高兴就好这样我们全家都高兴 Well,the important thing is it matters to you.And that's the greatest gift of all.
Cleveland看看我的电脑导航系统标准型 Hey,Cleveland,check out my on-board computer navigation system.Standard.
一前头左转西班牙语版 Left turn ahead.Spanish.
一前头左转户西班牙语版 -Left turn'ahead.Spanish.
一左转一再来个Yakov Smirnoff版的 Va a la izquierda all?Yakov Smirnoff.
V。 在苏联车开你 In Soviet Russia,car drives you.
真是好东西但是你恐怕无福消受了 That's fancy an'all.But I think you're bargainin' for more than you can chew.
你欠了黑帮一个人情 这就意味着他们可以让你干任何事情 You're in debt to the Mob.That means they can ask you to do anything.
一任何事情一别紧张Cleveland这里没有黑帮 -Anything!-Relax,Cleveland,there is no Mob.
任何事情一别紧张Cleveland这里没有黑帮 Anything!-Relax,Cleveland,there is no Mob.
你以为那是电影里的黑帮 You're'thinkin'of the Mob in the movies.
你以为那是电影里的黑帮 You're thinkin'of the Mob in the movies.
一我怎么有趣了一不知道你说了有趣的事情 -How am I funny?-I dunno know.You say funny things.
不不我是说我是George Carlin那样有趣呢 No,no.I mean,am I George Carlin funny,
我是Spin City那样有趣呢还是Rita Rudner那样的有趣说清楚 am I Spin City funny,Rita Rudner funny,what?Come on.
-Rita Rudner那样的有趣-对Rita Rudner那样的有趣 Rita Rudner funny.-Yeah,Rita Rudner funny.
是吗哦谢谢 Really?Oh,my God.Thank you.
别小看那些人 Peter,please don't underestimate them.
我向你保证我不会再和那些人有联系了 I guarantee ya,I am never gonna hear from those guys again.
Peter是时候还你欠我们的人情了 Peter,it is time to repay your favour to the don.
W 天 Aw,jeez.
至少眼前这个问题解决了 At least that's one problem solved.
Uu 这边走Peter老大要见你 C'mon,Peter,the don is waiting to meet you.
他是什么样的人他好说话吗 What kind of a guy...what's he like?Is he a friendly don?
就像Dom DeLuise那样 You know,like that Dom DeLuise.
我今晚叫你来是要你去为我们做事 I have asked you here tonight so that you may perform a service.
你要我干什么打人揍人还是打人揍人 Whaddaya gonna make me do?Whack a guy?Off a guy?Whack off a guy?
闭嘴肥仔Pauliei这周要来这儿参加我女儿的婚礼 Silence.Big Fat Paulie's in town this week to attend the wedding of my daughter.
你要我对他头上打两枪吗 You want me to shoot him twice in the head.
多谢你这么问但是他是我侄子 That's sweet of you to ask,but he's my nephew.
而且他猥琐又恶心 He's also vile and disgusting.
没有人能受得了他 No one's been able to stand Big Fat Paulie's company for more than a minute.
但是Griffin先生我要你去带他看电影 But you,Mr Griffin,you will take him to the movies.
是吗就这点事感谢上帝等等你要我带他看什么电影 That's it?That's all I have to do?Ah,thank Go...Wait a second.Which movie?
你要是说让我带他看Greg Kinnear的片子 还不如现在就杀了我算了 Because if it's anything with Greg Kinnear, you can just whack me off right now.
肥仔Paulie Big Fat Paulie?
我叫Marty而且我对自己的体重很敏感 The name's Marty,and I'm very sensitive about my weight.
肥仔Paulie一你怎么敢这么说我 Big Fat Paulie?How dare you?
你是肥仔Paulie吗 Are you Big Fat Paulie?
我是Louie Anderson I'm Louie Anderson.
你是不是上帝啊是不是肥仔Paulie Are you-please,God Big Fat Paulie?
是的我就是肥仔Paulie d看来是我带着牛奶了 -Yeah,I'm Big Fat Paulie.Hey.Guess I've got milk.
别开枪 Don't shoot me!
有人正坐在我最喜欢的座位上 Aw.Someone's'sittin'in my most favourite seat.
看我的 Hm.Hey,I just got a great idea.
妹子你知道现在是什么时候了 Girlfriend,you know what time it is?
一什么时候了户现在是你行乐的时候了 No,what time is it? -It's time for you to get your groove back.
再一次 Again.
一再见一你去哪里 you goin'?
一回家吃晚饭一是吗我们吃什么 Home?You know,for dinner. -Oh,yeah?What are we havin'?
我以为我只用带你去看电影 Oh,uh..I was only supposed to go to a movie with ya.
你这是什么意思一我的意思是 What's that supposed to mean? Well,I mean,you know,like...
没说的 like no'neckin'.
那么我可以跟你去吃晚饭了 So I can have dinner with you.
当然了 Uh...uh,sure.
这比和我爱且不怕的家人一起吃饭好多了 That'd be better than having dinner with my family who I love and am not afraid of.
oois这是肥仔Paulie Hey,Lois,this is Big Fat Paulie.
他今天跟我们一起吃晚饭真是个以外的惊喜啊 He's gonna be joinin'us for dinner. Really?What a nice surprise.
Peter过来说句话 Peter,can I talk to you for a second?
你怎么能一声招呼都不打就带人回来吃晚饭呢 You can't just bring company home at the last second without calling.
我受够了你做决定不经过我同意了而且 I am gettin'tired of you doin'everything without consultin'me.And...
10 你有事吗一说实话我有事你这个疯婆子 Do you mind?As a matter of fact,I'do,you crazy broad.
我不是疯婆子 I am not a crazy broad.
他不是说你像Elizabeth Taylor那么疯 Oh,no,no,Lois.He didn't mean you're crazy like Elizabeth Taylor.
他说你像 You know,he meant you're crazy like...
就像胶水一样特别粘人 like that glue.You stick to things.
就像粘合剂他就那个意思 You know,like an adhesive.That's all he meant.
》 你的胃口真不小孩子我估计你上厕所的时间特别长吧 You have a pretty good appetite there,kid. I bet you spend a lot of time in the john.
你从哪个学校毕业的 Sorry,what finishing school did you say you went to?
U 天啊谁教你这么吃饭的Mickey Rourke吗 Yes,good heavens.Who taught you how to eat?Mickey Rourke?
我怎么会知道这个名字该死的今夜娱乐〉 Why do I know that name?Damn you,Entertainment Tonight!
你好我是Bob Gogen这是Mary Hart的腿 Hi,I'm Bob Goen,and these are Mary Hart's legs.
Mary你最近和Julia Roberts走得很近是吗 Mary,you recently spent some time with Julia Roberts,didn't you?
Mary说是的 Mary says yes.
告诉我孩子你今年多大27 Tell me,kid,what are you,like,27?
多心我13岁一还是个小孩子 -I'm 13.Still a'minor,huh?
我13岁一还是个小孩子 I'm 13.c Still a minor,huh?
Q我13岁一还是个小孩子 I'm 13.c Still a minor,huh?
宁想不想当个用菊花走私毒品的 Peter到起居室去好吗 Hey,son,how'd you like to be a coke mule?Peter,living room?
不去厨房 No,Lois,kitchen.
Peter我对这个人感觉很不好 Peter,I have a bad feelin'about this man.
我不想让家人和这样的人交往 He's not the kind of person I want hangin'around our family.
宁亲爱的你反应过度了一你就听我一次好吗 Honey,you're overreactin'.Will you please just listen'to me for once?
那个人不是好东西我要他离开我们家离开咱们的生活 That man'is bad news.I want him out of our house and out of our lives.
我给你打针你就安静下来了 I'm gonna give you something to help you relax...
一快去一好吧 Now!-OK.
肥仔Paulie我要对你说点事 Big Fat Paulie?There's somethin'I gotta tell ya.
11 你遥望星空会不会觉得有人在看着你 Ever stare at the night sky and wonder.if someone might be lookin'back at ya?
如果这样瞧这个你们这些该死的外星人 No,but just in case...Look at this,you freakin'aliens!
嗨Bonnie Oh,uh...Hi,Bonnie.
这是我的朋友肥仔Paulie这是他的大肥屁股 This is my friend,Big Fat Paulie, and,uh...this is his big fat ass.
一你怎么回事了Petie一我们不能再做朋友了 -What's on your mind,Petie? -Look,uh,we can't be friends any more.
一哦一对不起 -Oh.-I'm sorry.
别担心 Hey,forget about it.
这不是你的原因是Lois她不想让我和你交往了 Aw,jeez.It's not you,it's Lois.She doesn't want me hangin'around with ya.
一你不是骗我吧一不都是Lois的错 Really?You're not just sayin'that?No,no.It's all Lois.
如果我先碰到的是你但是现在又能如何 If only I'd met you first...But whaddaya gonna do?
问题出在Lois身上一是的但也不算是她的错 So,Lois is the problem,huh?Yeah,but it's not her fault.
她只是不想我又跟坏人混在一起 She just doesn't wanna see me fall in with a tough crowd again.
回腔怪 Cavity creeps!
我们要在牙上挖洞我们要在牙上挖洞 We make holes in teeth!We make holes in teeth!
如果她不在了咱们还可以做好朋友对吧 So,if she wasn't around,we could still be friends,right?
当然了一太好了 Yeah,sure.Why not? Oh,that's great.
当然了一太好了 Yeah,sure.Why not?Oh,that's great.
过来 Come here,you.
NION SCNOOL
Willy Loman没有赚到钱 Willy Loman never made a lot of money,
他的名字没有上过报纸 his name was never in the paper,
但是你知道名声也值钱 but,uh...You know,like,attention could be paid.
你们比Willy Loman要坏 People are worse off than Willy Loman.
我知道他们演得不好但是他们只是孩子而已 Jeez,come on,everybody.I know it sucks,but they're just kids.
Peter你怎么能睡得着我差点被杀掉 Peter,how can you sleep?I was almost killed.
oH 今晚上遭难的只是Arthur Miller的舞台剧而已 Aw,come'on,Lois.The only victim tonight was the work of Arthur Miller.
你好 Hello.
20000 你好肥仔Paulie Hey,Big Fat Paulie.
Lois还没死 No,Lois isn't dead yet.
你什么意思你要开除那个杀手吗 Whaddaya'mean,you're gonna fire that hit man?
你什么意思她被埋在六尺之下我们才能去看电影 Whaddaya mean,you thought she'd be six feet under and we'd be able to catch a movie?
0 你什么意思 Whad..?
你什么意思 Whad.?
一你以为我要你做了Lois一没错 -You thought I wanted you to whack Lois?-Guilty
你不能取消暗杀吗一不行 -It's not too late to have the hit called off?-Yeah.
开玩笑的 Gotcha.
我打个电话就行 All I gotta do is make a call.
0 0 你没事吧 Aw,jeez.You OK?
看看这个 Oh,my God.Look at this.
你怎么能带个黑社会的来我们家 How could you bring a mobster into your own home?
你要生气的话听我说完在发火 If you're upset now,wait till ya hear the rest
】 那天我跟肥仔Paulie交朋友结果 I was talkin'to'Big Fat Paulie the other day and one thing led to another,and.
我可能把你拉到暗杀名单上了 三你把我拉到暗杀名单上了 EI sort of put a hit out on ya. How could you put a hit on me?
这还不是最糟糕的等等这就是最糟糕的 That's not even the worst part.Wait.Yeah,it is.
Peter一别担心好吧我会解决的 Peter!Look,don't worry.I got it all worked out.
我们搬去英国他们就是有点不好一边开车边吵架 We'll move to England.Worst they got there is,uh,you know,drive-by arguments.
Jeremy那是Reginald B Stiffworth吧 I say,Jeremy,isn't that Reginald B Stiffworth,
他天天鼓吹欧盟有多大好处 the chap who's been touting the merits of a United European Commonwealth?
一就是那个家伙一咱们去整他 -Why,yes,I dare'say that's the fellow.Oh,let's get him.
Oh,Reginald.
我不同意 I disagree.
一我打算买个兔子一你要什么兔子 -I would like a "bunny".What kind of "bunny"?
你要半自动兔子还是左轮兔子 A semi-automatic bunny or a hand-held bunny
能爆人头的兔子就行 Whichever bunny you think is better for shooting a guy in the head.
我正找你呢我要取消对我妻子的暗杀令 I've been lookin'all over for ya.Look, I gotta call off the hit on my wife.
三老大在哪一老大 -Where's the don?-The don?
老大在哪宁老大 Where's the don?The don?
一我不知道你说什么总别装了你知道don的 I don't know what you're talking about. Aw,come on,you know,the don.
一黑帮老大一世上没有黑帮这东西 The captain of the Mafia. Peter,there is no such thing as the Mafia.
V don的女儿明天结婚这是我的请柬 "The don's daughter is getting married tomorrow.Here's my invitation."
人T 现在快他妈的给我滚出去你这个傻逼 "Now,get the asterisk,percent,ampersand, out of here you SOB."
soB是啥意思(son of bitch) What's a SOB?
一Dharma从沙发上下来吧一你为什么不上来呢 Dharma,come down from that couch. Uh-uh,goofy.Why don't you come up?
对呀为什么不呢 You know what?I think I will.
真是绝配简直是一对活宝 Boy,what a mismatched pair.A free spirit and a puppet.
Peter你处理好了吗 Peter,thank God.Did you take care of...
一那件事一那件事哦你说我身上的那个肿块啊 -That thing?-That thing?Oh,oh,you mean that growth.
我找医生看过了 Yeah,I had the doctor look at that.
Griffin先生那不是肿块那是你的J Mr Griffin,that isn't a growth.That's your penis.
那这两个玩意呢 Oh.Well,what about the...?
你的蛋蛋 Testicles.
呃 Huh.
o 一我说是暗杀令的事情一妈妈要被暗杀了 I'm talkin'about the mob hit. Mom's gonna get whacked?
一你干了什么一哦有太多的人值得感谢了 What did you do?-Oh dear,there are so many people to thank.
上帝这是必须的另外还有谁 God,of course,and um...who else?
这实在是出人意料 Oh,this is so unexpected.
一没错撒旦一对不起ois暗杀令还没有取消 -Oh,yes,Satan.-I'm sorry,Lois.The hit's still on.
我只有这张婚礼请帖了一等等Peter All I got was this wedding invitation. -Wait a second,Peter.
这是don女儿的婚礼太好了 The don's daughter's wedding.That's perfect.
这不好咱们得要送礼 It's not that perfect.We'll probably have to buy a gift.
你知道我最不会选礼物了 And you know how bad I am at buyin'gifts.
生日快乐ois Happy freakin'birthday,Lois
天啊这是 Oh,my goodness.It's a...
另一把剑 Ah,another sword.
一谢谢一试试看嘛 Thank you,Peter.Go ahead,try it on.
你没有看过教父吗don 。在女儿的婚礼上是不会拒绝他人的 Didn't you see The Godfather?The don'can't refuse a favour on his daughter's wedding.
那又怎样一这样我们就可以求他了 So?So we can ask him for a favour.
一那又怎样一我们可以求他取消暗杀令 So?=So we ask him to call off the hit.
一那又怎样一那样 So?So...
我真不知道怎么说你才明白了 Peter,I don't know how to explain it any clearer than that.
你可以求他不要杀妈妈 You can ask them not to kill Mom.
这太危险了我把你拉下水就由我自己去解决 No way,it's too dangerous.I got you into this and I'll get you out of it.
不Peter咱们结婚的时候就说过要同生共死的 No,Peter,when we got married we agreed to share our lives.
一无论日子好坏一那又怎样 -Good times and bad.=So?
一无论日子好坏一那又怎样 Good times and bad.=So?
一我们一起来解决这个问题宁你什么意思一起解决 So we'll solve this problem.Wait.You mean,together?
是啊因为我们只要在兴起就可以做任何事情 越过任何障碍 Yes,because together we can do anything, face any foe,overcome any obstacle.
是啊爬过任何高山租任何电影打任何电话 Yeah,climb any mountain,rent any video,dial any phone.
不仅仅是我们的电话别人的电话 And not just our phone,Lois,other people's phones.
打好电话打威胁电话 Decent phones,God-fearing phones,
打别人不敢打之电话因为我们是一个团队 phones that everybody else gave up on,but we knew better,because we were a team.
你胡说些什么 What the hell are you talking about?
UKVC 在交叉路口往右转 Turn right at fork in road.
在苏联路叉你一我听烦了 -In Soviet Russia,road forks you.Boy,is that gettin'old.
你要出事怎么办我这么老了再相亲太晚了 I don't know.What if somethin'happens to ya?I'm too old to start dating again.
好吧单身汉一号如果我是冰激凌你打算怎么吃我 OK,bachelor number one.I'm an ice-cream cone.How are you gonna eat me?
我把我的朋友Rudy请来给你来个双飞 I'd invite my friend Rudy over and the two of us would give you a double dip.
单身汉二号你呢 OK.Bachelor number two?
我会把你舔干净然后给你来点特殊点心 I'd lick off all the cream and give you my special whip topping.
听着不错单身汉三号呢 Sounds good.Bachelor number three?
0 我会在自己软下来之前吃掉你 Well,I would try to eat you really fast,before I got flaccid.
一没事的咱们混进去就行一没问题 -I'll be fine.All we have to do is blend in.-No problem.
我下一首歌 For my next number...
感谢捧场 Thank you very much.
David Schwimmer-是我嗨 -David Schwimmer?Yeah.Hey.
一你打算求don干什么一世界和平 What are you gonna ask the don for?-World peace.
34号一在这 Number 34.Three-four.Right here.
Peter我的好朋友你怎么今天肯赏光来了 Peter,my good friend.How good of you to come and show your respect,
今天是我千金出阁的大好日子 on this,the day of my daughter's wedding.
对不起忘了带礼物 商店太挤了(mob有黑帮和拥挤的意思) eah,sorry I didn't bring a gift, but the stores were mobbed.
我说的是人拥挤 Uh,I mean,mobbed as in crowded.
不是说你们这样的黑帮 Not...not mobbed as in...you guys.
这位美女是谁 Who is this enchanting woman?
我的老婆Lois啊 This is my wife,Lois.Ah!
尊敬的阁下我们想 Your honour,sir,we've come to ask..
一我来解决Peter你不是说我们是个团队吗 Let me handle this.Peter,I thought we were a team.
Don大人我想求你办件事 Listen,Your Don-ness.I got a little favour to ask.
说吧在我女儿大婚之日你说什么我都答应 Go ahead.I am obligated to grant one favour on this,the day of my daughter's wedding.
你说要求的时候 While you ask me for this one and only favour,
我要吃这份（提拉米苏） I will sit here and enjoy this very fine tiramisu.
一给我来一块行吗可以 -Oh,can I have a piece?-Granted.
心 一给我来一块行吗一可以 -Oh,can I have a piece?Granted.
一下一个一该死 -Next.Aw,crap.
对不起我把事情搞砸了 I'm sorry I used up our favour,Lois.
算了这块点心给你真的给你 You know what?Here.It's yours.No,no,really.I insist.
Peter我要死了你一点都不关心吗 Peter,I'm gonna be killed.Does that mean nothing to you?
当然了特别关心 Of course it does.It means everything to me.
一天啊我千了什么一我不想嫁给你 Oh,God.What have I done?-I'm not marrying you.
我也不想娶你你这个被宠坏了的意大利婊哦 I'm not marrying you,you spoiled guinea...Whoops.
我的女儿在你出嫁的日子你这是怎么了 My daughter,what is the problem on'this the day of my daughter's wedding?
Larry要在我们蜜月的时候去杀人 Larry wants to whack someone on our honeymoon.
这是我的工作知道吗我吃这碗饭的 Hey,it's my job,all right?This is what I do.
“你们别打了听听对方说什么 You two should stop fighting and listen to each other
婚姻是双向的你如果真的爱一个人你们就要一起生活 See,marriage is a partnership.If you really love someone,you gotta work together,
我花了巨大的代价才懂得这个道理 as a team.I...I learned that the hard way.
我不听我妻子的话现在她要死了 I didn't listen to what my wife had to say and now she's as good as dead.
哦Peter太糟了这是你的妻子 Oh,Peter.That's awful.Is this your wife?
是的那是Lois Yeah,that's Lois.Ah!
人 看来我们的蜜月要延期了 I guess we could postpone our trip.
不用了真不敢相信她就是我要杀的人 We won't have to.I don't believe this. She's the one I'm supposed to whack.
Peter一求你了再答应我天件事吧 Peter.Please,you gotta do me'one more favour.
我爱我的妻子胜过世间一切事情 Look,I love my wife more than anything in the world.
你能不能让我替她死呢 Can you please shoot me instead of her?
真是感人至深啊在我女儿的大婚之日 Such tenderness and love on this,the day of my daughter's wedding.
一你干脆取消暗杀吧一这样也行 -Why don't I just call off the hit? -Oh.Yeah,that could work.
等等我们是团队你觉得这样可以吗 你的意见对我很重要 Wait.We're a team.Is that OK with you? Because your opinion matters too.
儿春 当然当然快走吧谢谢你帮忙 Yes,let's get the hell outta here. Thank you for a lovely time.
户就是那辆蓝轿车一不用小费 -Yeah,it's the blue sedan.No tip,sir.
这孩子不错看来我处理的不错 Ah,nice kid.Well,I think I handled that pretty good.
但是我想知道你的看法● But...but I would like a second opinion.
我的看法就是这个 Here it is.
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天啊我们的车一能赶上你太好了 Oh,my God,our car!Man,am I glad I caught you.
我差点忘了不要发动车 I almost forgot.Don't start your car...
一欢迎光临一今晚上太糟糕了 -Hey,thanks for comin'.-Oh,what a horrible night.
这也不太糟Lois我吸取教训了 It's not so bad,Lois.I learned my lesson.
更好的是没有什么重要的人受伤 And best of all,nobody important got hurt.
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