西红柿涨到三块九毛九一磅了太贵了 Oh,my!Tomatoes are 3.99 a pound.That's so high!
是不是太贵了看着太贵了 Isn't that high?It seems so high.
真受不了你为什么你去哪都要带着我 This is interminable!I demand to know why you insist on taking me everywhere you go!
我一个人在家能出什么事 I mean,what could possibly happen if you left me home by myself?
5c5 一聚会不错啊Griff一姑娘们你们认识Jimmy Caan吧 Great party,Griff.-Girls,you know Jimmy Caan.
一Jimmy就当你到自已家了一谢谢 Jimmy,make yourself at home.Hey,thanks.
我是说我有奶酪酥可以吃但是随便了 I meant have a Cheez Doodle,but whatever.
一一与千文 INSTANT STUFFING INSTANT AV
速食填料还是速食土豆泥实在是太 .Instant stuffing or instant mashed potatoes?The choices are..
INSTANT STUFFING
UHLL 一请清洗三号通道知道了一Chris在哪里 -Cleanup on aisle three!I got it!Peter,where's Chris?
我爱你绿色女巨人 I love you,She-Hulk.
把那两个火腿还回来 Son,I'm gonna need those two hams back.
一我没有拿火腿一把衣服提起来 I don't have any hams.Lift up your shirt,son.
w 我要爸爸妈妈我要爸爸妈妈 I need an adult!I need an adult!
A人 你不是小偷你只是个小胖子对不起你这个小肥仔 You're not a shoplifter.You're just a fat kid.Sorry about that,fatty-fat fatty.
Tom他只是个小胖子是吧肥仔你只是个小胖子而已 Hey,Tom,he's just a fat kid!Aren't you, fatty?You're just a big old fat kid.
儿 一给你点巧克力胖子一谢谢 -Here's some chocolate,fatso.-Thanks!
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D 入一Brian防跳蚤项圈在减价一那玩意化学成分太多 Hey,Brian,flea collars are on sale.Too many chemicals.
我想弄点更自然的 I'm gonna try a more natural alternative.
对不起ing大夫我有点紧张 这个治疗我感觉有点怪怪的 Agh!Sorry,Dr Ling,I guess I'm'nervous This whole thing is a little weird.
别担心这事情我做了一辈子了 Never ye fear.I've been doin'this all me life.
你看因为我把你肾的气阻断了你的跳蚤才死掉 See,the reason your fleas are drawn to you is your kidney energy is bein'blocked
或者用汉语说 by a dark chi,or what we call in my country "wee-fung-chow-hu".
那两个盒子放一起不要紧吧 You have to keep those two boxes right next to each other?
一盒子上写的是什么一我不在你这里看病了 -Why?What do they say?-I think we're through here.
It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good old-fashioned values
On which we used to rely?
Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
Laugh and cry
He's a family guy
Family Guy S2E17 He's Too Sexy For His Fat
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Executive Producer Set注意了各国领导人m我有137个核弹买 Attention,world leaders.I have'137 nuclear warheads
Executive Producer David乙v对着所有国家的首都 trained on'every capital city around the globe.
世界现在归我掌管但是哦我居然没穿衣服 The world is now under my control.But oh,no!I'm naked!
Co-Executive Producer Craig Hoffman
Co-Executive Producer 怎么回事 啊 跳蚤 What the deuce...?Agh!Fleas!Agh!
去死吧 MopN°Glo Damn you,Mop N'Glo.
快起来 咱们这难民营里除了你们这些白痴还有跳蚤了 Wake up,Leona!This decrepit Hooverville is infested with something besides idiots!
天啊 你的睡衣上都是虫子 Peter快起来 Oh,my God!Stewie,you've got bugs on your jammies!Peter,wake up.
-Matt 怎么了 -Stewie有跳蚤了 -Wha-wha...?-Stewie's covered with fleas!
不要紧 我小时候满身都是臭虫 Oh,that's nothin'.When I was a kid I was covered with ticks.
peter这不是比赛 重回当年啊 -Peter,it's not a contest.Well,it was back then.
不 Brian Oh,no.Brian!
是时候该像收拾老黄狗那样收拾Brian了 Time for doggie to go'the way of Old Yeller.
一老黄Tony是不是给我打过电话一是的 Old Yeller,did I get a call from Tony?-Oh,yeah.
Co:Producer Rick他留了语音信息我忘了告诉你了 He'left a message.I forgot to tell you.
一是不是还在录音机里一我给删了 -Is it on the machine?-I erased it.
Co-Producer Chris-S够了我来收拾你一不妈妈 -All right,out back.No,Ma.
Consulting Producer Gary Jar老黄是我的狗我来吧 Yeller's my dog.I'll do it.
Gary Ja老黄是我的狗我来吧 Yeller's my dog.I'll do it.
拜托他还会打电话来的 Oh,come on.He'll call back.
Consulting Producer 0 GregonThorhas Garcia
Consulting Producer Gregory-Tho呢呢Garcia Ngh!Nngh!
Line Producer Ken Den后i你没事吧-没事a -Brian,are you OK?-OK?Ha-ha!
Line Producer Debb没事我浑身都是跳蚤我要疯了 OK?I'm covered in'fleas,lady.I'm losin'it here.
一给我镇静下来一Peter你应该打Brian才对 Get a hold of yourself! Ow!Peter,you're supposed to hit Brian!
Supervising DIrector Pete爸爸我痒死了一给我滚开胖子 Dad,I'm itchy!I'm itchy!-Out of my way,wide load!
ector Pad MI 妈妈这屋子都是跳蚤 Mom,there's fleas all over the house!
我们只能学习跳蚤的语言赢得他们的信任 There's'only one thing to do-learn'the language of the fleas,earn their trust,
跟他们的女人通婚这样我们之间的差别就消失了 then breed with their women.In'time our differences will be forgotten.
快点给除虫中心打电话 Call the damn exterminator!
Written.by Chris Sheridan-
Written by Chris Sheridan.
在Spooner大街31号有602号情况 We got a 602 at 31 Spooner Street!
Directed by Glen Hi-Logan快走一我不行 -Logan,let's go.-I can't.
我就是不行 I...I just can't.
一你怎么了看起来很痛苦一他刚看着自己的妻子孩子 -What's with you,Logan?You look like hell. -He just watched his wife and kid
被七百万之火蚁抢走了 get carried away by seven million fire ants.
遇到这种惨剧真是倒霉透顶了 I don't wanna meet the man who looks good after that.
天啊它们到处都是 My God.They're everywhere.
呀 Yaaaagh!
一它们在地毯里一我抓到一个 -They're in the carpet!Got one over here!
没用了它们太多了 It's no good!There's too many of 'em!
怎么办怎么办 What do we do now?What the hell do we do now?! 0
怎么办怎么办 What do we do now?What the hell do we do now?!
我们祈祷吧 We pray.
一Logan是你这个混蛋一你以为我会错过这次派对么 Logan!You son of a bitch!-You think I'd miss this party?
我很抱歉这样干脆我们去家旅馆呆上几天怎么样 I feel terrible'about this.Why don't I put us up in a nice hotel for a couple of days?
太好了这就好像度假一样 That's a great idea,Brian.It'll be like a little vacation.
你最好带点现钱有的地方不收信用卡的 Well,you might wanna bring some cash, cos some places don't take credit cards.
先生我要现金我不要信用卡 But mister,I need real money.I can't take a credit card.
用 哦知道了你只要现钱你在卖什么大麻毒品 Oh,I see.Cash only,huh?No paper trail. What are you sellin'?Reefer?Crack?
海洛因马X死神蘑菇天使尘 甲基在我这里卖想得美 Smack?Horse?X?Shrooms?Dust?Meth? In'my neighbourhood?I don't think so!
地方不错而且很干净 Oh,my.What a lovely room.Oh,and it's so clean.
这个紫外线探灯可以照出来到底干净不干净 The ultraviolet scanning light will be the judge of that.
我从新闻电头节目里的骨感美人Maria Shriver那里学来的 I picked this up on Dateline from that yummy exoskeleton Maria Shriver.
11, 跟我想的一样燕麦粥 Mm-hm.Just as I thought.Oatmeal
山吐沫精液 Spittle.Semen!
这里肯定是Bob Crane勒死Wilford Brimley的地方 This must be where Wilford Brimley was strangled by Bob'Crane.
水球来了 Cannonball!
下来吧别害怕那个海龟会保护你的 Jump in,honey.Don't be afraid. The turtle will keep you safe.
天啊我竟然把生命寄托在一个海龟上 Oh,for God's sake!I'm to entrust my life to a turtle,nature's D student?Agh!
感觉不错我就好像年轻的Johnny Weissmuller This is marvellous!I feel like a young Johnny Weissmuller!
一Chris你不下来吗一我能穿着衣服游泳吗 Hey,Chris,aren't you comin'in? -Can I swim with my shirt on?
当然不行等等你藏着什么东西 No,you can't swim with your shirt on. Wait a second.What are you hidin'?
你是不是有瘀伤有人打你了吗 Lois你对我的儿子干了什么公 Do you have bruises?Did somebody hit you?Lois,what did you do to my son?
你小声点行不行你让他丢脸 Will you keep your voice down?You're embarrassin'him.
我要是想让他丢脸我就这么干 If I wanted to embarrass him,I'd do somethin'like this.
各位看看Chris Griffin的爸爸 PeterGriffin在干什么呢 Hey!Hey,everybody!Hey,look what Chris Griffin's father Peter Griffin's doin'!
恶 Ugh!
快停下来Chris为什么你不愿意脱衣服 Stop it!Chris,why don't you want to take your shirt off?
一因为我很胖一宝贝没有人觉得你胖 -Cos I'm fat.Oh,honey,no one thinks you're fat.
先生你不能把车停在跳水板上 Sir,you can't park your van on the diving board.
这是我儿子一对不起 This is'my son.=Oh.My apologies.
Tom他不是车他就是个胖孩子 Hey,Tom!He's not a van!He's just a fat kid!
别听他胡说Chris我给你去拿瓶汽水 Don't listen to him,Chris.I'm gonna go get you a soda.You wait here.
喂我说我要出去了有人吗 I say,hello!You there!I'm ready to get out!Somebody!
这是怎么回事 Oh,my.What was that?
你好喷水器先生 Well,hello,Mr Water Jet.
一你准备好一滚开 Are you ready to...-Go away!
你不胖Chris二工 你只是遗传了咱们Griffin家族的强壮基因而已 You're not fat,Chris,you just come from a long line of husky Griffins,
就像你曾叔公Jabba Griffin一样 like your great-great-great-uncle Jabba the Griffin.
掐乳头 (模仿了它的半英语的说话方式) Raja naba doua gola wookie nipple pinchie.
你要是想减肥我可以帮你节食 Honey,if you wanna lose weight,I'll put you on a diet
你爸爸可以帮你锻炼 and your father can help you exercise.
真的吗一你为什么不学那些超模 Really?Why don't you do what supermodels do?
扣嗓子把胃里的东西吐干净就瘦了 Stick your finger down your throat and throw up till you're skinny.
别听你妹妹瞎扯扣嗓子根本吐不出来 Don't listen to your sister.Stickin'your finger down your throat doesn't make you throw up.
你没事吧 Peter,are you OK?
咱们吃烤肉你呢给你预备了一顿蔬菜美味大餐 Meat loaf for us,and a very special,very'delicious steamed vegetable dish for Chris.
:我讨厌蔬菜 Oh,I hate vegetables!
公 一这对你有好处一哦 Honey,they're good for you.cOh!
这吃起来就像是猴子肉还是老猴子肉 It tastes like'a monkey.A monkey that's past its prime.
这肉吃起来就好像美味交响曲 Mm!This meat loaf is a symphony of flavour.
真可惜你吃不了一这实在是让人极度兴奋 It's too bad you can't have some it's practically orgasmic!
A NE 太爽了太爽了 Oh,yes!Yes!
哦哦、 Oh!Oh!
一太爽了太爽了一我也要他吃的肉 Yes!Yes!I'll have what he's having.
Chris该咱们爷们锻炼锻炼了你瞧瞧人家怎么练习的 OK,Chris,time for some good old-fashioned exercise-like those guys are doin'.
2000 000 Phineas今天是练习深蹲的好日字)OO I say,Phineas,great day to be doing squat thrusts
2000 Phineas今天是练习深蹲的好日字OO I say,Phineas,great day to be doing squat thrusts
咱们还得练练举铁托 and lifting our huge triangular iron weights.
二一二二一 一二一 -Hup!Hup!Hup!Hup!Hup!-Hup!Hup-hup!Hup!Hup!
八 我不想跑步大腿互相碰撞的声音让我耳朵难受 Dad,I don't like running.The sound of my thighs scraping together hurts my ears.
哇点心哈哈哈我要抓到你了 Hey,a Twinkie!A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! A-ha-ha!I'm'gonna get you!
加油你能做到的感受热力感受热力 Come on!You can do it.Feel the burn,Chris.Feel the burn.
啊 Agh!
干得好继续加油孩子 Attaboy.All the way upstream,buddy.
啊啊啊啊啊 Agh!Agh!Aagh!Aagh!Agh!
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别担心把自己弄脏熊就不吃你了我以前教过你的 OK,just relax.Try to soil yourself,like we practised.
爸爸这上面显示我增重了 Dad,this says I gained weight.
不可能把衣服脱了 That's impossible.Take off your shirt.
开什么玩笑 What the hell is that?
你这个蠢牛哦 Bovine lummox!Oh!
天啊 Oh,God!
我告诉你他都锻炼了一个星期了一磅也没有减下来 I tell ya,he's been workin'out all week and he hasn't lost a pound.
Peter你要是这么在意Chris的体重 那么直接把脂肪吸出来不好吗 Peter,if you're this desperate about Chris's weight, why don't you just suck the fat out?
你要想在一个男孩身上找个洞去吸那你随便好了 If you can find a hole on the boy that you wanna put your lips on,be my guest.
我说是吸脂术我的兄弟Broderick是个整形师 I'm talkin'about liposuction.My brother Broderick's a cosmetic surgeon.
他技术好吗 Is he good?
JVV Nell Carter(女演员)比在遇到Broderick前要肥一倍 Well,Nell Carter used to be twice as big before Broderick got through with her.
另外他用从她身上抽出的 脂肪造出了《好汉堡》里的两个孩子呢 FYI,he used the fat he took out of her to make the two kids from Good Burger.
这是个很安全的手术你不会有任何感觉 This is a very safe procedure,son.You won't feel a thing.
我就好像绿色贝雷帽特种部队一样你知道吗 我进入你的身体四处探索 I'm like a Green'Beret,you know.I sneak inside you and I skulk around
在那里进人林么地 就好像在越南或者什么地方 like it's Vietnam or somethin'and I'm sneakin'through the'bush,you know.
我会找到你的脂肪就好像我的战友 那些在敌军战线后的战友懂么 And I get all that fat,like the fat's my buddies stuck behind enemy lines,you know.
我找到我的战友然后悄悄溜出来 And when I got all my buddies,I sneak out again.
AA)O 我进入你身体的时候非常安静就好像风一样你知道吗 I'm very mysterious when I'm inside you,you know,like a.like the wind,you know.
好孩子把鼻涕擦干净我想你还有 Oh,good boy,Stewie.Clean plate. Although I think you'got...
是的是的我体外的东西比体内多 这话我都听烦了Lois Yes,yes,I got more of it on me than in me.Yes,that one never gets old,Lois.
这是你的甜点Sweetie吃吧 Here's your dessert,sweetie.Dig in.
我想吃就吃嗨 I'll eat it when I'm ready.Hi!
一我想吃就吃一嗨 -I'll eat it when I'm ready Hi!
我准备好了是时候吃甜点了 看看这块巧克力蛋糕是我的 I'm ready.Well,time for dessert,isn't it? Let's see,big chocolate cake for Stewie,
LYV 这是给你这头肥猪的祝好胃口 and we have something very tasty for big fat you.Bon appite!
你可以用我的叉子我也用不着了看我 Oh,and feel free to use my fork,I shan't be needing it.Watch me.
看着看着 That's it.Watch this.
Stewie别跟个猪一样吃东西 Oh,Stewie!Stop eatin'like'a little piggy!
应该少给你吃点东西了你都有佛肚了 Chris你去哪里了 We should cut down on your sweets-you're gettin' a Buddha belly.Chris,where have you been?
爸爸带我去见一个医生打算做个吸脂术 Dad took me to a doctor to get the fat vacuumed out of my belly.
一什么一我不想做 What?I didn't do it.
我想继续节食锻炼 I'm just gonna stay on my diet and exercise.
好样的你这样的决定有大人样了 Good for you.That was a very grown-up decision.
真是有那种又懒又自恋对自己不负责的白痴 I mean,what kinda lazy,narcissistic,irresponsible moron would even consider
才会想做这种吸脂术呢你说谁谁 doing something as unbelievably foolish as getting liposuction?Who,I ask you?Who?
你好 Hello!
我你怎么 I...How...Wha
天啊这事终于发生了 My God,it's finally happened.
他终于因为肥的无法再肥崩溃成瘦子了就像中子星一样 He's become so massive he's collapsed into himself like a neutron star.
一妈妈我能做个吸脂术吗一想都别想 Mom,can I get lipo too?Forget it,Meg.
Peter你怎么能一下就吸出200磅脂肪呢这太不自然了 Peter,you can't just suck 200Ibs of fat out of yourself.It's not natural.
算了吧Lois这样一下甩掉这么多脂肪我感觉很好 Come on:Lois,I feel great droppin that kind of weight all at once.
就好像你生下Chris一样 Like you felt after you had Chris.
ELEPHANT CHILD BORN TO LOCAL WOMAN
你开始玩吧 And they're off!
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哦好好玩啊 Well,then,giddy-up.
哈哈哈哈 A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
一瘦了真好是啊 -Great to be thin.Yup.
一瘦了真好是啊目 Great to be thin.Yup
你知道吗我有件一直想做的事情Brian You know,there's somethin'I always wanted to do,Brian,
但是我以前太胖了做不了 but,uh...I-I could never do it cos I was so heavy.
但是你知道我现在瘦了可以做了 But,you know,now that I don't weigh so much,I think I can.
一你能帮我一下忙吗当然这是我的荣幸 Could you...could you help'me do it,Brian?Sure.I'd be honoured.
我想给你带上马鞍然后把你当马骑 was wonderin'if I could put a little saddle on your back and ride you like a horsy.
哦好吧我知道这有点强人所难没事的 Oh,OK.No,I understand.It's too much.It's OK.
我喜欢希拉里克林顿我不管别人怎么说 I like Hillary Clinton,I don't care what anyone says.Argh!
一驾驾快跑啊一我都感到你的胯骨了“ -Hyah!Hyah!Come on,Old Paint! -I can feel the bones in your ass!
我看到你了（以前太肥了看不到） I see you!
但是妈妈这可以改变我的人生 But,Mom,it could change my life!
Meg你休想去做吸脂术 Meg,you're not gettin'plastic surgery.
怎么了那一点危险都没有许多名人都做过的 Why not?It's totally safe.A lot of famous people have done it.
你是咱们冰雪村的人你对好莱坞一无所知 Your place is here in the ice village.You know nothing of Hollywood and its ways.
但是爸爸我有梦想有雄心 我还知道一个非常好的整形师 But,Father,I have dreams and courage and the name of an excellent cosmetic surgeon.
不要怕我将来肯定会声名远扬 Fear not,some day word will reach you about the success of me,
让你知道我Jennifer Love Hewitt这个爱斯基摩艺术家 the great Eskimo actor Jennifer Love Hewitt.
一去给村子争光吧寄点柴火来 -Bring pride to our village!Send firewood!
LLEL 吸脂术太好了我还想整整我的鼻子 Plastic surgery is great!I was thinkin'about havin'Broderick take a look at my nose.
你有点酒糟鼻有什么关系 It doesn't matter if your nose'is a little bulbousy,
就算你是斗鸡眼就算你的胸部下垂你就是你 or your eyes are too close together,or your chest is flabby.You are who you are.
我知道你想说什么了 Huh.I think I know what you're gettin'at.
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有人吗有人吗 Knock,knock!
你走错地方了哦天是Peter Hey,pal,you can't just walk in here...Holy crap,it's Peter.
●爸爸你看起来好漂亮就像个女孩子一样 一你看起来完全是另兰个人 Dad,you're pretty!Like a girl! You look like a totally different person.
这也太疯狂了你把下巴也整了而且 Oh,this is crazy.You walk in here with your chiselled jaw and your...
哦天 Oh,my!I..
。 我喜欢你以前的样子你现在都变得不真实了你 I liked you the way you were.You're not even real any more.You're...
你是不是连屁股都整了 一必须的我以前屁股上还有道缝呢 Peter,did you get a new buttocks? -I had to.My old one'had a crack in it.
我真是对你太生气了 Well,I couldn't be more angry with you.
0啊 Ahhhhh!
你让整个家庭都蒙羞了上帝把你造成什么样就是什么样 You..you've really let this family down.We should be embracin'the things God gave us,
AV 你不能用你的行动来告诉孩子们以貌取人 not tellin'our kids a person's not as good as someone else because of the way they look.
天啊 Agh!Holy crap!
哦 Ow!
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一垃圾桶里有个孩子小心点Barnaby -There's a baby in that refuse bin.Not too close,Barnaby.
88 GG0 一你要是碰了他他妈妈就不要他了一上 If you touch it,the mother won't take it back.-Allez-oop!
打扰下你这么帅气的人在这里排队干嘛 Excuse me,sir,what is a handsome man like you doing waiting in line?
H 我要大人我要大人 I need an adult!I need an adult!
我是Warren Fredericks Quahog丽人俱乐部的过来 Warren Fredericks,Quahog Beautiful People's Club.Come on in front.
但是有很多人都排在我前面啊 But all those people were in front of me.
你成为帅哥还不久对吧 You haven't been beautiful long,have you?
像我们这样的帅哥不需要排队的你还没有注意到吗 Gorgeous guys like us'don't have to wait.Haven't you noticed?
人们会对你俯首听命的 People will do anything for a beautiful person.
你一说我还真想起来了一 Yeah.You know,come to think of it...
我在进行废物回收我需要一个人脚 Hi.I'm on a scavenger hunt,and I need a human foot.
一般而言我会拒绝的但是给你就给你 Well,as a rule,I would say no,but OK,come in.
你干的这件事是学校作业还是什么 So this is,what,for,like,a school project?
啊啊啊 Argh!Argh!Agh!Agh!
Rau请把这位先生的东西送到车上 Raul,please'take this handsome gentleman's bags to his car.
谢谢 Thank you.
当你是帅哥的时候门都会自动为你开得 Hey,when you're beautiful,doors magically open for you.
这是因为你站在那个黑毯子上了 It opened because you stepped on that black rubber square.
你要不帅站在那上面也没用 If that wasn't there,it would've opened anyway cos you're beautiful.
哇 Wow.
这里有很多帅哥美女 There's a lot of good-Iookin'people here.
这里是丽人俱乐部你是最新的成员 This is the Beautiful People's Club, and you're our newest member.
这是见面礼这里有化妆水太阳镜 Here's your introductory basket.It's got lotions,Ferrari sunglasses,
还有消化药让你放屁都一股肉桂味 and pills to make your bowel movements smell like bakery-fresh cinnamon rolls.
啊该死 Argh!Dammit!
怎么了瓜熟蒂落了吗 Oh,what happened?Orson fall down?
闭嘴我不想听你说话 Shut up!Just...I don't want to hear it!
随你便你想让Chris!嫉妒现在你看你吃成什么样了 Serves you right.You tried to make Chris jealous now you have an eating disorder.
快帮我站起来 Just help me'up.
当然可以但是我的医生不让我举太重的东西 I would,but my doctor advised me against heavy lifting.
哈哈哈 Oh,ha-de-ha-ha!
人 你干什么停下来我发昏了 What the...What the devil are you doing? Stop it!Stop it,I'm getting dizzy!
该死的 Argh!Blast!
你是不是把我们的结婚照给改了 Did you paste a'new picture of yourself on our wedding portrait?
一是啊我觉得那样好看点一你把我给改掉了 -Yeah.I think it looks better.You pasted it over me.
一是啊我觉得那样好看点一你是不是疯了 Yeah.I think it looks better.Have you lost your mind?
/￥ 一哦有人嫉妒了一你把Chris,忘了吧 Well,somebody's jealous. Have you forgotten about Chris?
他需要你帮他锻炼一他已经搞明白怎么弄到点心了 -He needs you to help him exercise. -He figured out how to catch the Twinkie.
sCo 哈哈我要让你变成大便 鲁工 Ha-ha!I'm turnin'you into poo.
我要去丽人俱乐部我可以带他一起去 I'm goin'to the Beautiful People's Club.I can take him with me.
这样他就有奋斗目标了 Seein'us all might give him somethin'to shoot for.
丽人俱乐部我怎么没听说过 The Beautiful People's'Club?How come I never heard of it?
这是不能说的太仔细我跟你提这个俱乐部都不应该 Lois,I can't say any more.I'm probably already in trouble for mentioning it to a,uh...
我们管你这样的人叫凡品 Well,we call you "normies".
再见 OK,bye.
你要解决那事情吗 Are you gonna take that?
一Lois一怎么了哦Brian我 Lois!What?Oh.Brian.I was...
我看能不能开车线 I was seeing if the,uh,driveway.
你根本在胡言乱语 你看Peter.就和那些学校里的小姑娘一样 That wasn't a sentence.You were ogling Peter like a horny schoolgirl.
我忍不住我知道他现在是个自恋狂 Oh,I can't help it!I know,I know,he's become a superficial,egomaniacal jerk.
但是他现在特别吸引我我这么想是不是很糟糕 But I've never been more attracted to him. Does that make me a bad person?
没错你这么想的确很糟糕 Yes.Yes,it does make you a bad person.
Peter很高兴见到你我要介绍一些帅哥给你认识 Peter,good to see you.I've got a lot of tall, statuesque people I want you to meet.
一那是什么东西一这是我儿子Chris What's that?-Oh,that's my son Chris.
他不能进来他太肥了 He can't come in.He's fat.
我告诉你如果我儿子不能进去那么我就进去 Well,let me tell you somethin',buddy.If my son can't come in,then I'll just come in.
已家里见一但是爸爸 -See you at home.-But Dad...
相信我Chris有些时候不掺和事情更好 Trust me,Chris,sometimes it's better not to fit in.
你们都是白痴他们只打拿枪的人 You're all stupid.They're gonna be lookin'for army guys.
别看我我很丑 Don't look at me!I'm'hideous!
你怎么能这么对待Chris你知道他很在意自已的体重的 How could you treat Chris that way?You know he's self-conscious about his weight.
你生什么气他那么胖是因为你的遗传 What you gettin'mad at me for? He gets his fat from your genes.
一另外看看我屁股上的肉一你看看你成什么样了 Which,by the way,I'm wearing. Oh,I hate what you've become!
干嘛不让医生把你脑子里的肥油也抽掉 Why don't you have that doctor suck the fat outta your head?!
也许我应该这么做把脂肪塞到脚上 Maybe I will.Then I'll put it on my feet
在Paul Bunyan的大锅里一面溜冰一边烙煎饼 and skate on Paul Bunyan's giant skillet to cook his flapjacks!
一这根本就讲不通一没必要讲得通我是帅哥 That doesn't make any sense. -It doesn't have to.I'm beautiful!
你在这里不受欢迎了滚出去 You're not welcome here.Go away!
Chris你减肥了 Wow,Chris,did you lose weight?
是的我锻炼过 Maybe.I've been workin'out.
你看起来瘦了我有点嫉妒 Well,you look wicked skinny.I'm,like,jealous
谢谢Meg我也嫉妒你的小胡子 Thanks,Meg.I'm jealous of your moustache.
我没有胡子是吧 I don't have a moustache.Do I?
宝贝没关系这样可以让你与众不同 Oh,honey,it's fine.It makes you look distinguished
但是妈妈Meg我认为我所有的孩子都很漂亮 But Mom...Meg,I think all my children are beautiful.
该死的冰激凌快进我的嘴你竟敢不服从我 Damn you,ice cream.Come to my mouth.How dare you disobey me?
你看什么你这个傻孩子 What are you looking at,you...you infantile,stupid..
没错你们都去死吧 That's right.Damn you and such
dD 都在地狱里受罪去吧 You can...burn'in hell.
人 她太嫉妒我了必须的我是帅哥看看我 She is so jealous.Of course I'm beautiful.I mean,look at me.
哦多么帅 Oh...How strange...
我应该看路但是我不能转移视线 Should...watch...road,but...can't..look...away.
太帅了 Too beautiful.
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Griffin先生可以拿掉绷带了 Well,Mr Griffin,the bandages are ready to come off.
我要告诉你你能活下来真是奇迹 But I should tell you it's a miracle you're alive at all.
我们已经做到最好了但是科学技术还没那么高明 We did all we can,but medical science has come just so far.
现在我把这个土豆面具拿掉 And now I will take off this protective Potato Head mask.
Peter你又跟原来一样了 Oh,Peter,you look like you!
真不敢相信我那么混蛋你们还支持我 I can't believe you're all still standin' by my side after what a jerk I was.
一尤其是你Chris一谢谢爸爸 Especially to you.I'm sorry,Chris.That's OK,Dad.
Peter我想你学到宝贵的一课了 Well,Peter,I guess you learned a pretty valuable lesson.
没有 Nope.
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