It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good old-fashioned values
On which we used to rely?
Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
Laugh and cry
He's a family guy
Family Guy S2E18 E Peterbus Unum
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咱们再做个游戏 有个母亲有两个孩子 OK,OK.Here's another riddle.A woman has two children.
一个杀人狂只允许她留下一个孩子 A homicidal maniac tells her she can only keep one.
她应该留下哪个 Which one does she let him kill?
这不是游戏 这太恐怖了 That's...that's not a riddle,that's...that's just terrible.
错啦 她会留下漂亮的那个孩子 嗨 Peter -Wrong!The ugly one!Hey,Peter.
看我的新蹦床 Check out my new trampoline.
哈哈哈 Whee!Yeah!Whoa,momma!Whoo!Whoo!Yeah!
天 Cleveland 你买这玩意花大钱了吧 Jeez,Cleveland,that must have'set you back.
你怎么有钱的 去做有偿科学实验了吧 我还想那么干呢 What'd you do,sell your body to science? You know I've thought of doin'that.
Jenny 你来给我们指一下大腿骨在哪里好吗 Ma TAll right,uh,Jenny,would you come up here and show us where the femur is?
啊 Aaah!
滚开吧你个小屁孩 Get out of here,you little bastard.
这么做太好玩了 I knew this was the right thing to do.
我拿到退税了 No,I just got a big tax refund.
Co-Producer 政府给我退了500美元的税款（天朝屁民哭了） Uncle Sam sent me $500.
一给我退了600美元（再哭）给我退了850美元（再再哭） I got 600 bucks.I got 850.
我得到了块石头 I got a rock.
我用这些钱买了个大电视环绕立体声 I spent my refund on a digital TV with surround sound.
还带耳机这样我看Steven Seagal的电影就不会惊醒Bonnie了 It's got headphones,so I can watch Steven Seagal movies without waking Bonnie.
快开枪打死那帮狗娘养的 Yes!Lock and load!Lock and load!Bring on the pain!
我把钱拿去买充气娃娃了 I spent my refund on a plug-in playmate.
你是老师啊 这工作很有趣 So,a schoolteacher?That must be interesting
我也得弄点特殊的东西 Well,I'm gettin'somethin'special too.
我说的特殊 不是像街上叫Kleinerman的那个小子那种特殊 And by special,I don't mean special like that Kleinerman boy down the street.
我说的特殊是K 玉米片那种特殊 More special like...like Special K,the cereal.
我想问普通K玉米片都怎么了 What did they do with the regular K?
Line Prolucer 话说到这Kaye Ballard怎么了（演员） For that matter,what happened to Kaye Ballard?
要是你感冒说mallard(绿头鸭)听着就像ballard If you said "mallard"and you had a cold,it would sound like "Ballard"
你瞎说什么啊一我左耳进右耳出 Do you listen when you talk?I drift in and out.
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你知道吗Rupert,gullible(容易受骗) 这词字典里没有 You know,Rupert,the word "gullible" is not in the dictionary.
你不相信吗看这个 Oh,oh,you don't believe me?Here!Look it up!
你说什么真的没有 哇 你厉害 What?What's that?It really isn't?Oh,Rupert,touch?
让我自食其果了 Hoisted by my own petard!
唉 我太孤独了 Ah,I am so alone.
各位我的退税拿到了 我要买点咱家一直想要的东西 Everybody,my tax refund is here.I'm gonna buy us somethin'we've always wanted.
- 一只猫 -立体声音响 -A cat?-A stereo?
-游泳池 -对不起 就是游泳池 A pool?Oh,oh,I'm sorry.It is a pool.
-太好了 -我会喂它照顾它（以为是宠物） Oh,joy unbounded!I'll feed it and take care of it!
天啊 这比我想的还好 Oh,my God!It's better than I thought.
一辆奥迪车 我得到了一辆车 An'Audi!I'm gettin'a car!
Peter 那里有一个T 是audit(查账) Uh,Peter,there's a T in there,That says "audit
Brian这是外国车 T不发音 No,Brian,it's a foreign car.The "T"is silent.
太好了 我得到了一辆奥迪车 一我有个肚脐 Sweet!I'm gettin'an Audi!I have an "inny"
-Stratford女士吗 -请进 Griffin先生别紧张 Uh,Miss Stratford? Come in,Mr Griffin.Don't be nervous
国税局比以前好说话多了 The IRS is much kinder and gentler than we used to be.
-你闻起来不错 - 什么应该是你闻起来不错吧 -You smell nice.What?Oh,that...that must be you.
一不可能是我 我刚放屁了 一哦 -No,it couldn't be me.I just farted.Oh.
我对你的回执有几个问题 I just have a few questions about your return.
你今年有医疗支出吗 Did you incur any medical expenses this year?
你们能报销医药费 要是我知道了 就不会去做那个廉价手术了 You can write off medical stuff?If I'd known, I wouldn't have used a discount surgeon.
我不知道应该切哪个东西 是红的还是蓝的 Uh,I'm not sure which one to cut here. The red one...or the blue one...
别紧张好吗 我看看 OK,OK,just relax.Let's see,uh...
首先 你试试把那个绿的接到那个紫的上面 First,why don't you attach that green one to that purple one?
好了 开始 OK.Here goes.
天啊 -我刚死了吗 Oh,God!-That kill me?
-对 -那就别这么接了试试绿的和蓝的 Uh-huh.-I was afraid of that.Try the green and blue.
Griffin先生你并没有负债 Well,Mr Griffin,you don't owe any additional money,
但是很不幸 你不够条件获得退税 but unfortunately,you're not entitled to a refund.
-啊 -Griffin先生你还好吧 -Aah!Mr Griffin,are you OK?
对不起 我还没有从五回之家（美剧）被砍的打击中恢复过来 I'm sorry.I still haven't gotten over the loss of Party of Five.
我需要点时间过渡你说什么 It'll take time to get over it.What were you sayin'?
-你不够资格获得退税 -啊 -You're not entitled to a refund.Aah!
-对不起再说一遍 -你不够资格退税 I'm sorry.Come again?You're not entitled to a refund.
-啊 -你还为五口之家纠结吗 -Aah!Was that for Party of Five too?
不是 为我的退税 五口之家是什么玩意 No,that was for my refund.What the hell's Party of Five?
上帝作证 我也许给家人买不起什么电动按摩器 By God,I may not be able to give my family a vibrating sex doll,
一 但是我最少能给他们挖个游泳池 一 呃 我说 -But at least I can give 'em a pool.-Um...I say.
你要是发现一个神殿里面有一个插着林肯木玩具的骷髅 那不是我干的 If you find a human skeleton with a Lincoln Log jammed in the temple,I didn't do it.
但是我需要那玩意完成我James Madison的收藏 But I need that log for my recreation of James Madison's cabin.
好了 孩子们要是这个泳池边上没有救生员 你们就别下水 OK,kids,I don't want anyone swimmin'in this pool unless there's a lifeguard on duty.
哈哈哈 duty(听上去像Doody便便) Ha,ha,ha!"Duty".
哈哈哈 diarrhoea(腹泻) Ha,ha,ha!"Diarrhoea"!
-嘿Lois -干嘛 -Hey,Lois!-What?
腹泻 Diarrhoea!
Peter 我正拿着冰茶呢 Peter!I'm'holdin'iced tea!
你知道的 你不需要这么做的 Oh.Oh.You know,honey,you don't have to do this.
也许游泳池并不是咱家需要的 Maybe a pool is another one of those things a family doesn't really need.
各位好 我弄了另一条狗 Look,everybody.I got us another dog.
-干什么 -你们谁有奶酪涂鸦（一种膨化食品） What the.?-Hi.You guys have any Cheese Doodles?
41 这就是我的风格我要零食然后按喇叭 See,that's what I do.I ask for a snack and I blow the horn.
一看看这里有个塑料树根一树根哪有塑料的 uh,look at this.Some kind of plastic ro There's no such thing as a plastic root.
你们这些混蛋进村来杀了我们的鱼污染了我们的水 You bastards come into our village and kill our fish,pollute our water.
我要让你们滚回老家去 I'm gonna send you back to hell where you belong.
不 Noooo!
-再见 -该死 Goodbye.Ah,damn it.
啊 Aw.
我把电缆修好了 但是城市有法律不许在这里挖游泳池 I've fixed the power line,but the town's zoning laws prohibit building a pool there.
-你说什么这是我的地方 -对不起你的房子离路边太近了 What?It's my yard. -Sorry,Your house is too close to the kerb.
是吗 你的眼睛还离你的鼻子近呢 Oh,yeah?Well,your eyes are too close to your nose.
也许吧 但是你知道吗 That may be.But you know what?
我游泳的时候带一片防水镜就行 I only have to wear one goggle when I go swimming in my pool!
-等等回来回来 -干嘛 -Hey,wait,wait,wait!Come back here!-What?
我要给你画像 I have to draw you.
S 你就是原始人在墙上画画的原因 You're why cavemen painted on walls.
该死的政府不让我在院子里挖游泳池 Damn government,telling me I can't build a pool on my own land.
我祖父可是创造了卡通史上最成功的角色 After my grandfather helped create one of our most beloved cartoon characters.
好了我们缩小到两个名字愿意叫兔八哥的举手 OK.We've narrowed it down to two'possible names.All in favour of "Bugs Bunny"?
叫伊弗雷姆智障的兔子的请举手 And all in favour of "Ephraim,the Retarded Rabbit"?
你们都去死吧 Oh,you can all go to hell!
一市长办公室在哪一最里面往左拐 -Hey,where's the mayor's office?=Last door on the left.
一来了来了一你好这里是 -Come on!Come on!Hello,is this the...
对不起我以为你是地方律师呢 Oh.Sorry.I thought you were the district attorney.
不我是Peter Griffin哦你是为了游泳池那事来的 No,I'm Peter Griffin.Oh,you're here about your pool.
到我的办公室来 Step into my office. y
我在此服务我的好市民我很高兴给你许可证 I'm here to serve the fine citizens of Quahog. It'll be my pleasure to give you a permit.
也是时候给我了一等等好奇怪 -Well,it's about time.-Well,this is odd.
一怎么了我以前没见过这种事 What?-I've never encountered anything like this,
但是你的土地并不在地图上 but your property doesn't seem to be on the map.
不属于Quahog的一部分 It's not part of Quahog.
不属于Quahogl的三部分 It's not part of Quahog.
对不起但是根据这个地图你家甚至不属于美国中 Sorry,but according to this map,you're not even part of these United States.
所以你就是个共产党员 Which would make you...a communist!
啊 是的 Ah!Yeah!
啊 是的 -Ah!-Yeah!
一哦 该死 通常来我这里抱怨的人都比较瘦 -Ow!Damn!Usually my malcontents are skinnier.
你能不能下周来 到时候胖人用的下行口就修好了 Would you come back in a week,when my fat malcontent trap door will be completed?
我再也不来了 I'm not comin'back in a week,or ever!
我受够了你和这个混账政府了 I've had it with you and this damn government.
好吧 Fine.
我爱这个工作胜过太妃糖 I love this job more than I love taffy.
而且我爱太妃糖 And I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.
嗯 Mmm.
嗯 Ooh.Mmm.
嗯 Oh.Hm.
嗯 Hm.Mmm-mm.
嗯哦 Mm.Oh,oh.
嗯 Mmm.
怎么了政府给你发了许可证没有 What's going on?Did the city give you the permit?
没有我们不属于这个城市我们也不属于这个国家 No,no.We're not part of this city.We're not even part of this country.
咱们要自己建国了一你说什么啊 -And that makes us our own country What are you talking about?
感谢法律咱们可以脱离美国了 Thanks to a'technicality,we have the right to secede from the US.
从今天开始这个国家的名字叫皮特维亚 From this day forth,this territory will be known as "Petoria"!
我本身打算叫皮特大地的 但是那个同性恋酒吧先叫这个名字了 I was going to call it "Peterland",but that gay bar by the airport took it.
今日头条皮特维亚 Our lead story tonight:Petoria.
在我们国家的内部这周新建了一个国家 A new foreign country which was founded this week,here in our own back yard.
现在是我们的独家报道我们派出了自己的外国记者 And in'a Quahog News 5 Exclusive, we sent our own little foreigner,
亚裔记者Tricia Takanawa去了皮特维亚 Asian correspondent Tricia Takanawa,to Petoria,
那里的第一夫人Lois Griffin 跟高兴带领我们参观他们的国土 where first lady Lois Griffin has graciously agreed to give a tour of her country.Tricia.
QUAHOG NEWS
5 谢谢你Diane Griffin太太 做个男人背后的女人什么感觉 Thank you,Diane.So,Mrs Griffin,what's it like being the woman behind the man?
QUAHOG Peter刚说自己要建国的时候我还很怀疑呢 Ah,you know,when Peter first said we were our own country,I was a bit sceptical.
然后我想嘿我可以成为希拉里克林顿的 NE你知道除了嘿咻的部分】 Then I thought "Hey!I could be like Hillary Clinton!" Only,you know,without the penis.
5 QUAHOG NEWS 跟我们说说你的国家 Tell us a little bit about your country.
5 QUAHOG 我们是朴实清洁的人大部分是白人 Well,we're a clean and industrious people,mostly white.
5 QUAHOG NEWS 我的儿子负责太空部门 My son Chris is in charge of our space programme.
QUAHOG NEWS 我们希望早日登上月球 We hope to get to the moon'very shortly.
快抓到了 Almost!
田E田 他们应该用猴子做这种事情 Ow!They should really use monkeys for this.
那边的小Stewie是便便大臣 And little Stewie here is our President of Poopy.
哈哈哈 Oh,ha,ha,ha.
你们的总统呢 So where is the president now?
啊他去美国友好访问去了 Oh,he's out on a goodwill mission to America.
给你总统先生总统先生 Here you go,Mr President.Mr'President!
想到你是总统就好像我的妻子给我挠痒痒一样 Oh,Peter.That tickles me in a way that if Loretta tickled me in that way,
哦好舒服就是那里 I'd say "Oh,yeah!That's nice:That's the spot."
你说什么我是天生领袖 就像我曾曾叔祖Ulysses S Griffin一样 What are you talkin'about?I'm a born leader. Like my great-great-uncle Ulysses S Griffin.
喝喝喝喝 Chug-a-lug!Chug-a-lug!Chug-a-lug!Chug-a-lug!
一哇一怎么样Robert E Leex将军 -Yeah!Whoo!How's that,Robert E Lee?
好吧废除奴隶制但是我们不需要读书 All right.No more slaves.But we still don't have to read books.
一行一太好了 -Deal.Yeah!
Barkeep!Petro-nemo-slappy-wag.
0 这是皮特维亚语说再给我来点啤酒你这个懒骨头 That's Petorian for "More beer,you slappy-wag."
上回的酒钱你还没付呢50美元 You'still owe me for the other rounds, which comes to 50 bucks.
我是外交官我才不会付钱 I'm a foreign diplomat.I don't pay for drinks.
你认为G Gordon Liddy会付钱吗 You think G Gordon Liddy paid for his drinks
他为了我们国家的利益用钢琴线勒死人的时候你怎么不说 (其实他没做) while he was stranglin'people with piano wire for the good of our nation?
Peter你不能在外面喝酒你会被捕的 Peter,you can't drink that outside. You're gonna end up in jail.
进的还不是好监狱像Cinemax电视台上的那种男性监狱 Not a good jail,like on Cinemax.The man-jail.
回去付钱Peter不要违法 Go back and pay the bill,Peter.You, uh,don't wanna break the law.
我想干嘛干嘛看这个 I can do whatever I want.Watch this.
你这简直是要疯啊 Oh,now you're just bein'crazy.
你犯法了跟我走 Hey,that's against the law.You're comin'with me.
你不能动我 Uh-uh-uh!Can't touch me.
你不能动我 Can't touch me
就像致命武器2上面的坏人 Ju-ju-ju-ju-just like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2
我有外交豁免权所以你告不了我 I've got diplomatic immunity,so Hammer,you can't sue
我可以随便涂鸦在街上乱走 I can write graffiti,even jaywalk in the street
我可以随心所欲不受拘束还能摸你妹妹的奶头 I can riot,loot,not give a hoot,and touch your sister's teat
你不能动我 Can't touch'me
一你不能动我一看在老天份上你干嘛 Can't touch me-What in God's name is he doing?
一你不能动我一这是虫虫舞 -Can't touch me=I believe that's the "Worm".
这是Peter时间我是老大不容置疑 Stop!Peter time!I'm a big shot,there's no doubt
把树点着然后用尿浇灭 Light a fire and pee it out
不喜欢那就死一边去 Don't like it?Kiss my rump
让我们一起跳舞吧 Just for a minute let's all do the bump
你不能动我 Can't touch'me
耶跟着Peter Griffin做 Yeah,do the Peter Griffin bump
你不能动我 Can't touch'me
我是总统大人大家都喜欢我 I'm Presidential Peter,interns think I'm hot
我不管你是不是有残疾我还能在你的地方停车 Don't care if you're handicapped,I'll still park in your spot
我走遍世界从Hartford到Bombay I've been around the world,from Hartford to Bombay
这就是我Peter这就是我Peter 我就这么嚣张你不能动我 It's Peter,go Peter,up Peter,yo,Peter,let's see Regis rap this way,can't touch me
YETORT
你除外你可以碰我 Except for you.You can touch me.
各位我们今天召集起来进行联合国决议讨论 Attention,delegates.This session of the United Nations is hereby convened.
坐这里太憋屈了嘿发言台上的那位我有话说 Man,this sucks.Hey,Podium Guy! Hey,I got a problem here.
一拜托我们要听他说什么好吗 一没人搭理你的阿尔巴尼亚 ALBANIA -Excuse me.Some of us are here to learn. No one's talkin'to you,Albania.
你有什么问题一废话你这个口音搞笑的家伙 -Is there a problem back there? -You bet your funny accent there is!
我坐在这么远的地方鼻血都憋出来了 我是皮特维亚的总统给我换个好座位 I'm stuck up here in the nosebleeds.I'm president of Petoria.I want a better seat.
当然咱们怎么能无视伟大的皮特维亚呢 Oh,of course.How could we not have recognised the great nation of Petoria?
一到前面来坐着好了一这还差不多 -Have a seat up front.-Well,that's more like it.
对了你要不要给你弄颗卫星 And hey!Would you also like a special satellite
在太空上发道激光给你抓抓屁股怎么样 to scratch your ass with a laser beam from'space?
这样也行啊 They have those?
PETORIA
CAFETERIA
你们好吗我能不能 Hi.How you doin'?You mind if I,uh...
一他们不尊重你只你什么意思 They don't respect you.What do you mean?
我的国家入侵科威特之前我也就是个笑话 I used to be the laughing stock around here until my country invaded Kuwait.
现在我坐在第三排了 Now I have a seat in the third row.
你要想在这里说话算数 The only way to get any respect around here
你就得看到什么想要的就直接抢过来 is to find something you want and just take it.
oW 等等要是别人都尊重你你怎么一个人吃饭 Wait.If everybody respects you,how come you're eatin'by yourself?
一我不洗澡怪不得 -I don't shower.Oh,that's what that is.
想要什么就拿什么啊 Take what I want,huh?
一早上好Joe一Peter你在我游泳池里干嘛 Good morning,Joe. Peter,what are you doin'in my pool?
这是皮特维亚国的财产了我管它叫Johio(Joe+ohio) Oh,this is the newest province of Petoria.I call it "Johio".
什么你不能就这么过来抢我家的游泳池 What?You can't just come over here and annexe my pool.
是吗根据我国法律第七段第三句第八个词 Oh,yeah?Well,according to paragraph seven,sentence three,word eight
说the of the Geneva Convention,"the".
就这样吧Swanson So tough luck,Swanson.
一如您所见皮特维亚入侵了我国领土一你有什么意见 As you can see,Petoria has invaded US soil. What are our options?
用军队入侵这么小的国家会遭到联合国反对 A military strike against such a small nation could cause an international backlash.
一但是这种行为我们不能容忍一的确 But this kind of behaviour can't be tolerated.-Agreed.
咱们用政治制裁怎么样很好 -I suggest we start with political sanctions. Good,gentlemen.
看来其他国家对我有点尊重了 Well,I guess the world'll show me a little more respect now.
爸爸我想去学校但是这些人不让我离开 Dad,I tried to got to school but this guy won't let me.
一是吗谁敢入侵我天朝上国一美国军队 -Oh,yeah?Him and what army?The US Army.
a口 哦那可不好办了 Oh,that's a good army.
CRISIS IN QUAHOG
CRIS今天是美国和皮特维亚之间HOG The scene outside the US-Petorian border
QUAHOG 今天是美国和皮特维亚之间 The scene outside the US-Petorian border
5 QUAHOG 号称沙漠之蛤军事行动的第一天 as the sun rises on day one of Operation Desert Clam.
各位好我是Diane Simmons现在为您连接Tom Tucker Good morning.I'm Diane Simmons. We now go to Tom Tucker,
他现在正在美皮边界Tom live at the site of the US blockade.Tom?
eDiane我在皮特维亚的最前线 现在美军切断了他们巴掌大国家的电力 Diane,I'm here at the Petorian front, where the US has cut off electricity,
5 QUAHOG NEWS 多 供水供气 water and gas to the tiny four-bedroom republic.
5 QUAHOG NEWS 情势十分危险 The situation is very tense and extremely dangerous.
5 QUAHOG NEWS 开战只是时间问题 It's only a matter of time...
5 OUAHOG 天啊开火了看样子要血流成河了 Oh,my God,they've opened fire.It looks like things are getting very heated here.
5 QUAHOG NEWS 这里已经不安全了 This is not a safe place to be.
5 QUAHOG NEWS 58888 现在为您播报体育新闻 And now sports.
-Lois-我在这正切萝卜做沙拉呢 Lois?-Over here.I'm chopping carrots for a salad.
一给你用头灯一孩子们呢 -Here.Use this head lamp.-Hey,where's the kids?
在楼上点着蜡烛做作业呢 Upstairs,doin'their homework by candlelight.
该死的美国竟敢这么欺负我的家人 Damn pig-dog Americans,messin'with my family like this.
我们不能洗澡不能洗衣服没有暖气 We can't bathe,we can't do laundry,there's no heat...
这样咱们活不下去的 We can't live like this for ever.
这不会很久的你知道你知道 It's not for ever.You know,it's just...it's just...You know.
头朝上看哦亲爱的 Peter,I'm up here.Oh,sweetie,
也许你应该把Joe的游泳池还回去 maybe you should go over to Joe's and return his pool,huh?
不行咱们是一个国家我们要享受法律赋予我们的权力 No.We're a real country.We deserve all the rights and privileges everyone else gets.
但是咱们也要对我们的孩子负责吧 But we have to think about the welfare of our children.
-Stewie是你吗-Lois我意已决 Stewie,is that you?Lois,my mind's made up.
我不能放弃一寸皮特维亚的领土 I'm not givin'up an inch of Petorian soil.
跟美国谈判不是屈服的象征啊 It's not a sign of weakness to compromise.
我就是想你应该Peter别盯着我的胸看了 I just think you should...Peter,stop starin'at my chest.
对不起Lois Oh.Yeah,sorry,Lois.
CRISIS IN QUAHOG
现在我们来谈谈皮特维亚的危机 And we're back with our round-table discussion on the Petorian crisis.
ROSJohn你的意见呢是的TA Uh,you were making a point,John?-Yes.
BOSTON ATLANTA
美国对待皮特维亚的行径简直是犯罪 BOWhat the United States is doing -A to Petoria right now is criminal.
胡扯武力是Peter Griffin这种独裁者的至理名言 Nonsense!Force is the only thing a despot like Peter Griffin understands.
一好啊干嘛不在他头上扔个炸弹算了 一你的意见呢Eleanor Fine.Why not just drop a bomb on him? -What about that,Eleanor?
这也太荒唐了他是个工人不是独裁者 BOOh,it's ridiculous,clearly.He's TA a factory worker,not a despot.
你没有看到重点 我们的制裁会让他们变成第三世界国家的 You're missin'the point.Our blockade is turnin Petoria into a Third World country.
.DaVIS as ALce BOSTON ATLANTA
谁能告诉我直角三角形的平方根天你在传小条 Can anybody tell me what the square root of the hypotenuse is...Chris,is that a note?
没有一有我都看见的 -No.-Yes,it is.
LA 把你的小条读一读 Would you like to read it for the rest of the class?
一不一快读吧肥仔 -No.-Just read it,lardo.
e我觉得Griffin女士很火辣一回你的屋子去 "I think Mrs Griffin's hot."Go to your room.
该死的Rupert把这些苍蝇给我赶走 要不然那就和长颈鹿先生一个下场了 Damn you,Rupert!Keep these loathsome insects away,or you'll end up like Mr Giraffe.
你好我是Susan Sarandon(演员) Hi.I'm Susan Sarandon.
你们大概都以为我是Tim Robbins(演员)的妈妈 其实我是他的女朋友 A lot of you know me as Tim Robbins'mother. But I'm actually his girlfriend.
一这是Stewie一干什么 -And this is Stewie.-What the deuce?
你只用一张不到我电影票的代价 For less that the ticket price of one of my movies
就是关于惩罚和女权主义的那些 about capital punishment or neo-feminism,
你就可以让Stewie不再挨饿 you can make sure that Stewie never goes hungry again.
是啊看看那对巨乳你也不会缺钱的 Yes,and from the look of those sweater cows,so can you.
n 是啊看看那对巨乳你也不会缺钱的 Yes,and from'the look of those sweater cows,so can you.
0 你好人民们早餐吃什么 Morning,subjects.What's for breakfast?
没得吃你这个笨蛋我们没有食物了 Nothing,you idiot.We don't have any food.
这事情已经超出我们的掌控了 Peter,this has gotten'way out of hand.
你看看我们都成什么样了我们的孩子得要用报纸当尿布 Look at what we're reduced to.Our own baby has to use newspapers for diapers.
不不不不这样挺好 No,no.No,no,this is fine.
()2 等等我这就和我的家庭马戏团说再见了 One second.I'm'just about finished with Family Circus.
(2 好了谁做的Jeffie不是我 There we are.Who did that,Jeffie?Not me.
天啊我们自打被拷打之后就没这么痛苦过 My God,I haven't seen'everyone this miserable since that time we were tortured.
抱歉你刚打了我还是有蚊子叮了我 I'm sorry.Were you just whipping me? Or did I just get bit by a mosquito?
Lois你要是见到地牢的负责人 Hey,Lois,if you happen to see the dungeon master,
告诉他她祖母打算给我点颜色 tell him his grandmother was tryin'to work me over.
是时候该收手了没有人支持我们了、 It's time to call this whole thing off.Nobody's on our side.
ENT
你疯了吗看看这些电报上怎么说的 Are you nuts?Look at all these'telegrams.
你是真男人北韩说的（快倒台了） 牛逼《伊拉克说的（庆祝萨达姆被绞死） "Nice goin'.Libya.""You the man! North Korea.""Great job!Iraq."
伊拉克哎ois你知道吗 我得要去邀请这些哥们们开个聚会什么的 Iraq,Lois!You know what?I'm gonna invite a few of these fellas over for a party.
DENT
看Lois我说了我们有盟友的 Slobodan(塞尔维亚前总统)你也来了 See,Lois,I told you we had allies. Hey,Slobodan.You made it.
我不知道该带什么过来所以拿了点凉拌卷心菜 用老百姓做的 I didn't know what to bring,so I made coleslaw.It's made out of people!
N 开玩笑的老卡呢一跟萨达姆在一起 -Just kidding.Is Muammar here? -Yeah,he's over there with Saddam.
Jerry建议她的名字叫Mulva And then Jerry guessed that her name was "Mulva"!
· 那节目太搞笑了这提醒我和我的那些老朋友了 That show is so funny.It really reminds me of me and my friends,
因为他们崇拜不同神灵被我杀掉的那帮人 how we hang out before I kill them for worshipping the wrong god.
我喜欢那个叫Kr amer的家伙他一进屋就这个德行 And I love that Kramer guy.He comes in the room like this:
哇我就是下不了手你知道的 (不久之后卡扎菲就会和萨达姆在地狱里见面的) "Whaaaa..."Well,I can't do it,but you know.
一马克一波罗 -Marco.-Polo!
一鱼出水了一啊 Fish out of water!-Aw!
这看起来不错Manuel(巴拿马将军) Yeah,those are lookin'good.Yeah.Manuel!
你要不要你能让他加点奶酪进去吗 Manuel,do you want...Can you ask him if he wants cheese?
嘿嘿Fidel(古巴领导人)不要绕着水池跑 Hey!Hey!Fidel!No running around the pool!
我问下啊Achmed(阿拉伯常用名)你们那些人 I say,I say,Achmed.What is that thing you people do
杀异教徒的时候都喊什么 when you're about to assassinate an infidel?
你说这样吗 Ah.You mean this?
很好我喜欢 Oh,yes,I love that.
Stewie这太疯狂了 Stewie!This is insanity.
一你们要去哪里己美国 Whoa!Where do you think you're goin'?-America!
我受够了你尽管留在你认为叫国家 的这个混账地方好了走吧孩子们 I've had enough.You can keep this filthy mess you call a country.Come on,kids.
这是叛国看在老天份上Peter给她个厉害尝尝 This is treason!For God's sake, Peter!Make an example of her!
把她的头插在在咱家栅栏上比什么都好使 Nothing says "Obey me"like a bloody head on a fence post.
咱们走穿过国境线再见了Griffin总统 Let's go!We're crossin'the border! Goodbye,President Griffin.
一Brian你还是对我忠心耿耿的 跟你再烂的事情也做过 -Brian,at least you're Ioyal enough to stay. -I've stuck by you through worse.
啊啊啊 Ah!Ah!'Ah!
看来就剩下你和我对抗全世界了 Ah,I guess it's you and me against the world,buddy.
注意Griffin总统你要听清楚搞明白弄懂 Attention,President Griffin.As you may presently,yourself,fully be aware of,
我说话说不好重要的是 my grammar sucks,but more importantly we're about to commence
我们要把你的房子炸个稀巴烂 Operation Bomb the Crap Out of Your House.
我要赶着去度假了开火 The guy who thinks up the names is on vacation.Fire!
回答你的问题跟这东西差不多 To answer your question,like that.
瞄准你的那个炮兵去厕所了这回肯定能打到你 The guy who'aims is in the john.Ah,here he is.Next one's comin'right at you.
算了吧你的独裁统治结束了为什么不去跟他们谈谈 定个条约什么的 Face it,it's over.Why not sit down with the mayor and negotiate some kind of treaty?
谈判我天朝皇上Peter Griffin不懂什么叫谈判 Negotiate?Peter Griffin doesn't know the meaning of the word "negotiate".
我能不能把你绑在杆子上当白旗用 Can...can I tie you to a stick and use you as a white flag?
谢谢你们能来我请到了Jesse Jackson(民权领导) Thank you all for coming.We invited Jesse Jackson
在谈判之前做祈祷 to open our negotiations with a prayer.
哦 Ooh!
但不幸的是他来不了所以我们请到了LaToya Jackson Unfortunately,he couldn't make it,so in his place we have LaToya Jackson.
谢谢呃谢谢各位耶上帝 Thanks.Um...Rub-a-dub-dub,thanks for the grub.Yeah,God!
你太烂了谢谢 SHow very inappropriate.Thank you.
Griffin先生你愿意先说嘛 Now,Mr Griffin,would you like to begin?
经过深思熟虑我打算做个坦白 OK.After much thought and consideration,I have decided to make a concession or two.
一太好了Peter第一我归还Joe的游泳池 -Very good,Peter.First,I will return Joe's pool.
一你不还试试一但是我坚持星期天无偿占有之 -Oh,you got that right! -But I demand access to it on weekends.
一没门那算了 -No.Accepted.
另外我要求我自己的国家保持独立主权 I also demand to remain my own,independent nation.
一想都别想一给我你的笔怎么样 -Absolutely not.How about you give me your pen?
你说这支不值钱的笔这支我们办公室有好多好多的笔 You mean this cheap little pen we have millions of back at the office?
是的一不行 -Yeah.-No.
O 天谈了这半天我什么也没有 Oh,man.So after all this I end up with nothin'?
Y 这样吧每天晚上你回家 How about this?Every night when you get home from work,
我用纸板火柴抓你的后背 I'll scratch your back with a matchbook cover like you like.
啊ois啊 oAh,Lois,Aw.
一你抓的时候能叫我Big Rudy吗一不行 Will you call me "Big Rudy"when you do?No.
o 这就是两百年前一个叫皮特维亚的国家的故事 And that's the story of Petoria,a little nation that,200 years ago,
建国到被消灭不到一个星期的故事 seceded and repatriated in less than a week.
有什么问题吗一有我不明白 -Any questions?-Yeah,uh,I don't get it.
如果那家人懂得那个孩子说什么他们怎么办 So,like,can the family understand the baby, or...or...What's the deal with that?
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