回到我们的节目“Serry和Anus" We now return to "Sherry and the Anus".
Anus你还在吗一在进来姑娘 Anus,are you still up?-Yeah,come on in,sis.
你有没有为了不让朋友生气而撒过谎 Have you ever had to tell a lie in order to keep a friend?
那天我还跟Jane说她的上衣很好看但它其实是很臭 Well,the other day I told Jane her blouse was pretty when it was really pee-ew.
我是认真的Anus Anus,I'm serious.
听着有的时候为了不伤害别人的感情还是要撒点小谎的 Look,sometimes it's better to tell a little fib than to hurt someone's feelings
哦你最好了 You're the best
Steven Marmel
Garrett Sheridan
Danny Goldman
Matt Barker
Dave Weitzman
哦太好玩了 Oh,that was good.
这比仓鼠卡在Anus嘴里的那个故事还好玩 Funnier than the one where Anus got the hamster stuck in his mouth.
It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good old-fashioned values
On which we used to rely?
Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
Laugh and cry
He's a family guy
Family Guy 02x19 The Story on Page One
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啊久违的母校以 我跟你们说布朗大学(Brown)真是迷人极了 Ah,the old alma mater.I tell you,there's something magical about Brown.
Brown(棕色)是屎的颜色 Brown's the colour of poo!
是啊是啊没错 Yes.Yes,it is.
7705 哦我都好多年没回到大学校园里看看了 Oh,I haven't been on'a college campus in years.
一一切看上去都变了一是吗 -Everything seems so different.Really?
恐怕你就是蹲下来把脚踝贴在耳根上也听不到几个赞同的声音 Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bell.
本科招生 UNDERGRADUATE ADMISSIONS
打扰一下我们要找主任 Excuse me.We're here to see the dean.
「没人能见主任没人能见没人能见 Nobody sees the dean.Not nobody,not nohow.
88 二一 真抱歉什么事儿
这是Meg Griffin她需要找三下招生办主任 Yes,this is Meg Griffin.She's here to see the dean of admissions
还有我们会一这个一如果她能进这个学校的话 and we'd,uh,like it if she got into the university.
就这公办吧一在那边等一会儿 -Go on.Take'it.Wait over there.
Co-Executive Producer Craia H我在大学的生活可刺激了 My days in college were so exciting.
看次国民警卫队的人过来对我的几个朋友开枪呢 DanThis one time the National Guard came and shot some of my friends.
是Griffin一家吧t进来eitzman You must be the Griffins.Come in.
对了亲爱的你最好把脸弄脏点 Oops.Honey,you got a little smudge.
嘿这边也来一点 Hey,you got something on your other cheek too.
Producer Billiam Coronel
一这儿是Pembroke方院。 一不错嘛很有“故园风雨后“的感觉 And this is Pembroke'Quad. -Oh,very nice.Very Brideshead Revisited.
来到这个校园真的回忆起了很多事情 Being on this campus really brings back memories.
滚回家狗 Go Home DOG
胆小鬼 Cowards!
哇哦快看真是一群不折不扣的女大学生啊 What ho?A veritable bevy of co-eds.
Co-Producer Chris Sheridan
嗯最近学校的体育活动大多数都很让我们失望啊 Um..the recent campus sporting event was most disappointing for our side,wasn't it?
噢你好厉害哦你这是在参加联谊吗小朋友 Oh,aren't you adorable?Are you in a fraternity,little boy?
Consulting Producer G噢你好厉害哦你这是在参加联谊吗小朋友 Oh,aren't you adorable?Are you in a fraternity,little boy?
Proqucer 噢你好厉害哦你这是在参加联谊吗小朋友 Oh,aren't you adorable?Are you in a fraternity,little boy?
还不至于不过我正在考虑要不要加入1 Phelta Thi Not yet,but I'm thinking about joining I Phelta Thi.
Line Producer Ken Dennis
Line Producer Deb那么你们觉得这个音乐电视怎么样 So,what do you think of this "music television"?
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Supervising Director Pet(要是我没记错的话这边应该是物理系 If I remember correctly,this is the physics department.
Supervising Director Pete Mich难怪这么沉重呢 That explains all the gravity.
化学实验室 CHEMISTRY LAB
这和我幻想中厨房里的香料架像极了 I say!It's like the spice rack in my fantasy kitchen!
等等小朋友只有大人才能进来 Hold on,little fella!This is just for big people.
Sherv 1不如你17年后再过来吧 Why don't you come back in about 17 years?
可是那个硫喷妥钠的架子不过才两年而且一 CBut the shelf life of that Sodium Pentothal is only two years and...
混蛋这已经不是第一次因为我个子小而被无视了 aV Blast!This isn't the first time I've been thwarted by my small stature.
好了下面是第15号 OK,our next lot is number 15 in your programme.
这也是其中一个项目超级巨型死亡射线 This is a one-of-a-kind item,a super-mega death ray.
它拥有将这个人类征服的威力有人要开价吗 It's got the power to enslave the entire human race.Do we have an opening bid?
喂喂喂 Ooh!Ooh!Ooh!
没有吗一喂喂 Anything?-Ooh!Ooh!
一出多少都可以一这儿 We'll take any bid.-Here!
它能征服整个人类而且是纯钛的 It can enslave the human race. Come on.It's solid titanium.
我说你啊往后面看一下啊 You!Here in the back!
已我好象听到有人说100？5？一哦去死吧 -Do I hear $100?$5?-Oh,come on.
嘿喂免费呢 -Yeah!Ooh!=Free?
一征服人类哦一在这个胖女人后面 -Enslave the human race.Behind the fat chick!
没有一不 -Nope?-D'oh!
好吧 OK.
喂喂 Ooh!Ooh!
啊 Argh!
我已经受够这副小身体了 I'm tired of being small.
我希望我能变大 I wish I was big.
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我希望我能给人称重 I wish I could weigh people
混蛋 Blast!
好了来看看你的成绩单 Well,let's take a look at your transcript.
Meg嗯 "Meg."Hm.
名字很普通嘛 That's not very impressive.
应该说只是3个字母连名字都谈不上 It's just three'letters.It's hardly a name at all.
我从来都不想叫她Meg的 I never wanted to call her Meg.
事实上我是想叫她Twiki的 但是Lois说现在小孩儿上学不需要推荐信 I wanted to call her Twiki.But Lois said kids now wouldn't get the reference.
你知道我什么意思吧 You know what I'm talking about?Bidibidibidi.
工4△ 你知道我什么意思吧 You know what I'm talking about?Bidibidibidi.
我还不大确信你是否适合我们布朗大学 你有没有参加过什么课外活动 I'm not sure you're'Brown'material.Don't you have any extracurricular activities?
是的我是Luke Perry粉丝俱乐部Quahog:分会的主席 Well,I'm president of the Luke Perry fan club,Quahog chapter.
不过我很小的时候就梦想着要来布朗上学了 But I've wanted to go to Brown ever since I was a little girl.
啊实际上我最想去的还是韦尔斯利大学 Well,actually,I really wanted to go to Wellesley
但是我妈说如果我非要上韦尔斯利大学那我最好买个登山靴 而且可以管自己叫同性恋了 but Mom said I might as well buy hiking boots and call myself a lesbian right now.
Meg吃你的沙拉 Meg!Eat your salad.
一我们不是在吃饭啊一那就别说话 -We're not having dinner.Then be quiet.
我以后怎么办啊我就呆在屋子里等死好了 I have no future!I'm'just gonna wait in my room until I'm dead.
一我呆会儿也跟你一起去一Peter快想想办法 -I'll be in shortly.We've gotta do something.
要是Meg进不了大学天知道她以后怎么办 If Meg doesn't get into college,who knows what future she'll have?
一你休想抢到这肉这肉是我的一闭嘴是我找到这肉的 -You ain't getting this meat.This is my meat. -Shut up.I found this meat.
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我永远都进不了大学了 I'm never gonna get into college.
你只要多参加点课外活动就行了啊 You just need more extracurricular activities.
一你可以去找份兼职一我高中的时候就干过 You could get a part-time job. -I had one when I was in high'school
一哦啊一啊 Oh!Argh!Argh!
27.5块 That'll be $27.50.
得了吧Meg你们学校起码有100个俱乐部呢 Come on.There's gotta be a hundred clubs at your school.
呃好吧我是有朋友在校报报社 Uh,well,I do have a friend on the school newspaper.
干的好姑娘我现在就帮你找个可以报道的事 Attagirl.And I got your first story right here.
ois我正式向你发出挑战看谁先环游世界一周 Lois,I challenge you to a race around the world
开始 Go!
哈哈哈哈哈 Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
我们要的是一张能放头版的照片 What we need is a picture for the front page.
等一下我洗一下牙固 C Hold on.I gotta rinse my retainer.
照片要有点品位就像上个月“名利场”上的那种 I'm looking for 'something tasteful like the spread in last month's Vanity Fair.
那张照片超好 That was so sweet.It was wicked,awesome.
快来啊大新闻Meg来了 Stop the presses!It's Meg!
开个玩笑报纸都印好了我能为你做点什么吗 I'm just joshing.It's all done on Xerox.What can I do you?
听着Ne我想进布朗大学但前提是我必须参加课外活动 你们报社是我最后的指望了 Look,Neil,I need an activity to get into Brown.The paper is my last hope.
一我能当记者吗一这我可说不准 Can I be a reporter?-I don't know,Meg.
你对新闻工作从来都没什么兴趣 当然对记者也没兴趣比如说对我 You never seem to be that interested in journalism-or journalists,such as myself.
你知道吗我没想到你粉刺间的皮肤这么光滑 You know,I never realised how smooth the skin between your acne is.
(好吧给你次机会我还没能采访过市长 OKAI'll give you a shot.I've never been able to get an interview with the mayor.
一你去采访他我就让你当记者这就对了 -You get it and I'll make you a reporter.You got it.
跑吧兔崽子快跑但总有一天我们会在一起 Run,little rabbit,run.But some day our two worlds will be one.
O 在那之前我还是希望能快点把粉刺清掉 I hope my face clears up'by then.
一打扰一下West市长在吗一你是怎么知道暗号的 Excuse me,Mayor?How do you know my language?
听我说我的未来全在你手里了 Listen to me.My entire future is in your hands.
你是Sarah Connor 一不我是Meg Griffin我需要采访你一下 -Are you Sarah Connor? -No,I'm Meg Griffin.I need to interview you.
一是报社派来的么是啊 You're with the press?Yes.
是报社派来的么一是啊 -You're with the press?-Yes.
好吧你不能采访死人是不是 Well,you can't interview a dead man...can you?
一那我的采访怎么办一West市长让我把这个给你 What about my interview? Mayor West asked me to give you this.
啊哦 Uh-oh.
当然你应当明白这意味着宣战 Of course,you realise this means war.
不对 No.
不对这样正中他们下怀 No,that's what they'll be expecting.
West市长 Mayor West?
好啊好啊厕所先生我猜你现在神志不太清醒 Well,well,Mr Toilet.I thought you were in the Hamptons.
不不不不是我啊Meg Griffin No.No,no,it's me,Meg Griffin.
年轻的女士我绝不接受记者采访 Young lady,I don't talk to the press under any circumstances.
户你凭什么觉得我会接受采访一这个 What makes you think I'll talk now?This.
你还真不罢休啊 You just don't give up,do you?
你扼住命运的喉陇 拼命地晃它就像袒胸的酒保摇马丁尼酒 You seize'life by the throat and shake it like a topless bartender mixing a martini.
我接受你的采访 You've got your interview.
多谢一喂喂听这个 -Thanks!Hey!Hey!Listen to this.
一多谢一喂喂听这个 -Thanks!-Hey!Hey!Listen to this.
像不像旧收音机 Do I sound like I'm on old-time radio?
Mm!Oh!
不能再吃了晚饭又要吃不下了 No more treats.You're gonna spoil your dinner.
哦得了吧 Oh,come on!
我这该死的小身子 Oh,damn'my small stature.
要是我能大点我现在还会在这儿么 If I were big,oh,just think where I would be.
你是否为找不到合适的衣服而感到厌倦呢反正我是 Tired of not being able to find clothes that fit?I know I was.
这就是我开Stewie高大男服店的原因如果你又高又壮 That's why I started Stewie's Big and Tall Man Shop.If you're portly or tall,
你就能在这找到宾至如归的感觉和个性化专业化的服务 you'll find a friendly atmosphere brimming with personalised and expert service.
一嗨Stewie那里天气怎么样 一很好像我们这儿价格三样好 -Hey,Stewie,how's the weather up there? -Very fair...like our prices.
嘿伙计你想要点这个吗 Hey,dude.You want some of these?
有办法了 I say,here's the solution to my troubles.
只要我做一个仪器来控制那个大怪物 If I could build a device to harness the size of that leviathan,
ADE 我就可以没有节制地做我想做的事“我的天我嘴里正在狂欢 there's no limit to what I could...Oh,my God,there's an orgy in'my mouth.
“弄到牛奶了吧"这个也不错 'Got milk?"That's a funny one too.
“弄到牛奶了吧这个也不错 "Got milk?"That's a funny one too.
哦啊"我逮着你了在斜对面” Oh,and,uh "I got ya,diagonally".
"真是鬼鬼祟祟的啊姐妹们“这个也不错 "Pretty sneaky,sis."That one's also funny.
West市长你已经说了一个小时了 可还是没有任何对我有用的东西 Mayor West,you've been talking for an hour and I don't have anything I can use.
一拜托你能一一我的天有人在偷我的水 Can't you just please... My God!Somebody's stealing my water.
它只是流到下水管了 It just went down the drain.
他们太狡猾了事情总是在你最想不到的时候发生 They're crafty,I tell you.It happens when you least expect it.
快显身吧你混蛋我调查他已经有几个月了 Show yourself,damn you!I've been investigating him for months.
为了调查这事我动用了15万美圆纳税人的钱 It's cost $150,000 of the taxpayers'money
不过要是我用三百万的话就肯定能把犯人揪出来 but I'll find the culprits if it costs me a million.
你用公款调查这种事 You spent public money investigating this?
多谢了我觉得我有东西报道了 Thanks.You know,I think I have my story.
报道等等 Your story?Wait a minute!
你不可以这样那会毁了整个调查 You can't print that!It'll compromise my entire investigation!
好了谢天谢地她只是我想象中的虚拟人物“ Well,thank God she's just a figment of my imagination.
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很好带这个大男孩出去转转睁眼 Well,let's take the old boy out for a spin.Eyes open!
语音测试我是Chris Voice test:I'm Chris.
一我是Chris一榨干无产阶级 -I'm Chris.Eviscerate the proletariat.
榨干无产阶级 Eviscerate the proletariat!
If you're blue,and you don't know where to go to,why don't you go where fashion'sits.
Puttin'on the Ritz!
和我说的不一样不过蛮好玩的系统关闭 Not my bit,but still funny.System off.
完美 Splendid.
导成功了我出了个报道一编辑怎么说 I did it!I got a great story. So,what did your editor say?
噢他今天不在所以我把报道放他桌上了 Oh,he was gone for the day,so I left it on his desk.
不过我留了个备份 But here,I brought you a copy.
哇我的天市政厅的腐败太震撼了 Oh,my God."Corruption in'City Hall."This is amazing.
让我看看 Hey,let me see that.
这种东西上不了报纸的太老掉牙了 This'll never get Meg on the paper.This is old news.
自从Thomas Jefferson那件事以来政治丑闻不要太多哦 There have been political scandals since Thomas Jefferson.
哦等等亲爱的让小孩子们都过来 Oh,hold on.Honey,let's get all the kids in this.
我最懂小孩子了这种报道只会让他们睡觉 I know kids,and this story's gonna put'em to sleep.
Meg需要那种能把小孩儿从什么摇滚啊 机器火啊之类的东西上吸引开的报道才行 Meg needs something that'll pull those kids away from their Rock 'Em Sock'Em robots
当然还有什公旋转绘图仪什么Moby (Grape(歌手)还有什么90210 and their Spirographs and their Moby Grape and their 90210.
Luke Perry有了Brian我知道写什么报道了 Luke Perry.That's it!Brian,I got my story.
Steven J.Cannell Productions
好了现在要把这个报道放到学校 编辑部桌子上只需要我的一点诡计 Now,to get this story on'the school editor's desk is gonna take a portion of my cunning.
不不 No!No.
需要我全部的诡计 All my cunning.
Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh!
Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh!
Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh!
Duh-duh-duh duh-luuh-luh-luuh-luh-luh!
Duh!
Duh-duh!
Duh-duh!Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah!
Duh-duh!
Duh-duh-duh duh-luuh luh-luuh luh-luuh-luh!
Dah!
Duh-duh duh-duh-duh-daah!
太出色了Meg一哦谢谢 -Great story,Meg.-Oh,thanks!
千得好Meg Way to go,Meg!
恭喜啊Meg这是我们见过的最轰动的新闻了 Congratulations,Meg.This is the most sensational story we've ever had.
啊 Argh!
Luke Perry是同性恋 LUKE PERRY IS GAY
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一uke快来吃饭一再等一会儿 Luke!Time for dinner!In a minute,babe.
我看一下美国各高中的报纸有没有提到我 I'm just reading'every high-school newspaper in America to see if I'm mentioned.
哦老天爷 Oh,my God!
Meg Griffin看我不告你 Meg Griffin,you are so sued.
Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duuh!
Duddle-duddle-duddle-duddle-duddle-duh!
-Lake Perry起诉我们二爸你怎么能这样对我 -Luke Perry is suing us? Dad,how could you do this to me?
我爱Luke Perry Meg别浪费感情了 I love Luke Perry.Meg,you're wasting your time.
一你没看报纸吗他是同性恋 可Petter你不能随便扯谎啊 Don't you read the papers?He's gay. You can't just print lies.
一何况Luke Perry有妻有儿一那又怎么样 He has a wife and son.So what?
这种过着不可告人的私生活的名人多着去了 只是我们不知道比如Ricky Martin A lot of these famous types lead secret lives we don't know about.Like Ricky Martin.
Ricky我们爱你我们爱你 Ricky,we love you!We love you!
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一Jewel还有一分钟就开演了Jewel Jewel -One minute to curtain,Jewel.-Jewel!Jewel!
我只是希望为你的简历增色罢了 I just wanted you to have something to put on your transcript.
。谢谢你哦我简历是增色不少 因为我是个诬陷别人编造谎言的大骗子 Thanks'to you I can put that I'm'a big liar who makes up stories about people.
Walter Cronkite才是大骗子二你知道就 是关于越南的事根本没有过那种事 It worked for Walter Cronkite...You know that Vietnam thing?Never happened.
0/ V IAN 千万别在老兵医院提这个那些人可都是很相信那事的 Don't mention it at the veterans'hospital. Those guys are committed to the lie.
别哭啊亲爱的我会补偿你的 Aw,don't cry,sweetheart.I'll make it up to you.
还记得你六岁想要的小马吗 Remember the pony you wanted when you were six?
其实我买了匹小马然后一直把它藏到现在惊喜 Well,I bought him and I've been'saving him for a'time like this.Surprise!
哦哦天哪是啊小马 Oh.Oh,God.That's right.Ponies...
小马驹喜欢食物是吧哦天哪 Ponies like food,don't they?Oh,boy.
可怜的Meg虽然说听起来可能有点荒唐 但我真的忍不住觉得这是我的错 Poor Meg.I know it sounds crazy but I can't help feeling like this is somehow my fault.
不啊是Luke Perry的错 如果Luke真的是同性恋Meg就会没事的 No,it's Luke Perry's fault.If he were gay Meg would be all set.
Brian好主意我只要搞些能证明Luke Perry可能是同性恋的照片就可以了 Brian,that's it!If I could get a picture of Luke Perry doing something gaylike
这样人们就会相信Meg的报道是真的了 it'll make people believe Meg's story is true!
耶一但你打算怎么做呢 -Yeeh!-How the hell are you gonna do that?
得了我曾经让人们信了更荒唐的事 Hey,I've gotten people to believe crazier things.
如果你的心灵和行为都足够崇高 你将会去一个美丽的地方兰天堂 'And if you are pure of heart and deed you'll all go to a beautiful place called Heaven."
我开玩笑的你们只会摔在地上 I'm yanking you.You just rot in the ground.
很好现在走到收银台前 All right,now walk up'to the counter.
就这样按铃 That's it.Ring the bell.
一来啦你好啊一你好店主 -Well,hi there.-Good day,shopkeep.
你好店主 Good day,shopkeep.
我要个手持式电锯要能穿透人胸骨的 I require a hand-operated buzz saw capable of cutting through a human sternum.
什么三是为了学校的一个学习项目买的 -What?It's for a school project.
2 什么一是为了学校的一个学习项目买的 What?-It's for a school project.
我是被送来 I'm some sort of student sent here for...
哦混蛋他们研究的东西叫什么来着的啊啊对拉丁语 Oh,blast!What the devil do they study?Uh...Latin class.
77 啊抱歉孩子我不能把动力工具卖给未成年人 Uh,sorry,kid.I can't sell power tools to minors.
看着我你这个葫芦肚子的丑男人 快点把我要的东西拿来 Look here,you gourd-bellied codpiece.Allow me to purchase the provisions I demand
不然我就把你的蓝领子变成红的然后一 or I shall transform your blue collar into a red one and.
你是什么人啊不不我没多余的零钱了 Who the deuce are you?No,I don't have any spare change.
不然我把它放哪放我的尿布里滚出来流氓 Where the hell would I keep it?In my diaper?Get outta here,you hobo!
哦见鬼去吧这机子还开着么 Oh,bloody hell.Is this thing still on?
很好我们一定要非常狡猾不能让Luke Perry认出我们 All right,now,we gotta be very crafty so Luke Perry doesn't recognise us.
啊 Argh!
他怎么可能认出我们呢他根本就不认识我们 How is he gonna recognise us? He doesn't know who we are.
是啊你说的对 Oh.Huh.Oh,yeah.Oh,yeah,you're right.
Oh!
一先生你看上去很眼熟啊 是啊我就是那个你希望成为的人 Sir,you look familiar. -Yeah,I'm that guy you wish you were.
我一过去诱惑他你就准备好拍照 OK,as soon as I seduce him get ready to snap the picture.
你确定要去诱惑他吗 You're really gonna try and seduce Luke Perry?
听着Brian我得帮Meg解决麻烦 所以我确定我能看到他了 Listen,Brian,I'd take a bullet for Meg so I'm sure I can take a...Here he is.
一渴吗不 -Thirsty?No.
喷太阳真辣啊 连我这种已经被晒成古铜色的皮肤都受不了了 Gee,the sun'seems really strong,even for my already-bronzed skin.
OT 哦看我的肌肉涂了油以后光亮亮的 Oh,my muscles are al...Look,they're all shiny with oil.
看我晃晃背和大腿把油抹匀 But how am I'ever gonna spread it on my rippling back and thighs?
啊这招肯定会管用好了把相机准备好 Ah,this is gonna take drastic measures.Al right,get the camera ready.Oh,Luke!
任务完成 Mission accomplished,Peter.
我们现在有了张Luke Perry!呕吐的照片一这个没用 -We have a picture of Luke Perry vomiting. That's no good.
同性恋不呕吐的他们非常干净 Gays don't vomit.They're a very clean people.
他们从法国来这边以后一直都很干净的 They have'been ever since they first came here from France.
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一嘿亲爱的今天怎么样一好极了 Hi,honey.How was 'school?-Just great.
他们一直在问我这报道是不是捏造的 我连说我名字的空都没有 I can't even'say my name without people asking me if I made it up.
户爸爸怎么能这么对我一哦亲爱的他不是故意的 How could Dad do'this to me? Aw,honey,he wasn't doing it to you.
他只是想为你好他知道你有多想上布朗大学 He was doing it for you.He knows how much you want to go to Brown.
现在门都没有了我现在是个罪犯 There's no way I'm gonna get in now.I'm a felon.
不会的诽谤不是什么重罪 Now,that's not true.Libel's not a felony.
只是民事事件别担心你爸爸会把所有事都搞定的 It's a civil matter.Don't worry.Your father will straighten everything out. W
走吧我们去美甲Chrisi帮忙照顾一下Stewie Come on.Let's go get our nails done. Chris,take care of Stewie.
一去五季旅馆一嗨你介意和我一起搭车吗 -Five Seasons hotel. -Hey there.You mind if I share a ride?
一不不会的老兄一我老天爷我认识你 -Uh,I don't think so,pal.-Oh,my God,I know you!
你是Luke Perry你的雨人演得棒极了 You're Luke Perry!You were great in Rain Man.
特别是你上机的时候那个哑巴尖叫起来的那一幕 That scene where you wanted to get on the plane and that dumb guy was screaming.
一呃那是Tom Cruise但这里的影院不是的 Uh,that was Tom Cruise. -Not in this movie theatre it wasn't.
每次我看到个很逊的演员我都忍不住想应该让你来演 Every time I see that lame-o actor I put your head on his body.
谢谢很高兴遇上喜欢我作品的人 Thanks.It's nice'to meet someone who appreciates my work.
来我家吧这样我能照一张你同性恋造型的照片 Come to my house so I can take a picture of you in a gay pose.
啊 Huh?
吃晚饭吧一可以 -Dinner?Sure.
月之暗面“和“奥兹国的魔法师的画面完全是同步的 Dark Side of the Moon'synchs up with The Wizard of Oz.
真的Shannen Doherty跟我这么 说过但是我一直觉得她只是疯了 Really?Shannen Doherty told me that but I thought she was just being a bitch.
听着我得走了 Listen,I gotta get going.
哦天哪抱歉你知道你知道 你知道把葡萄酒泼出来有什么好处吗 Oh,God!I'm sorry.You know what's good for getting wine out?
一和另一个男人做爱一哦听着你是同性恋很好 -Sex with another man. -Whoa!Look,if you're gay,that's cool.
闺 但我不是而且即使我是醒醒吧我可是Luke Perryl啊 But I am not.And even if I was...Come on,I'm Luke Perry.
我完全能搞个比你更好的男人搅基 I can get a much better gay guy than you.
哦老天Luke Perry Oh,my God!Luke Perry!
我说吧Meg我告诉过你你爸会和他解释那文章的事的 See,Meg?I told you your father would explain about the article.
Meg?Meg Griffin?
啊Peter我觉得该执行计划B了一前面走Brian Uh,Peter,I think it's time for plan B. Way ahead of you,Brian.
别担心我还带了后备逃伞 Don't worry,I packed my own backup chute.
啊妈的 Aw,crap.
我早该想到你有什么计谋的 I should've figured you were up to something.
都是我的错我只是想帮我女几想让她上报纸 This is all my fault.I was just trying to help my daughter get onto the school newspaper.
你懂年轻人的 You know what it's like to be a teenager
一你都当演员当了30年了该懂这个的 能不能撤回诉讼拜托了 -You've been playing one for 30 years. Won't you drop the lawsuit,please,Dylan?
唉搞什公鬼啊算了但你们得再写个真实的报道 Ah,what the hell.But,hey,you gotta print the real story.
三而且这次我想和小记者聊聊 And this time I wanna talk to the real reporter.
走吧Meg一没错吧Meg Let's go,Meg.See;Meg?
一走吧Meg一没错吧Meg Let's go,Meg.See,Meg?
不要考虑后果大胆做你想做的事事情总会好起来的 Things work out if you do whatever you want without worrying about the consequences.
谢谢爸爸走吧uke我房间里有电脑 Thanks,Daddy.Come on,Luke. I got my computer in my room.
Meg把门开着 Meg,keep your door open.
Luke我想给你份Meg文章的复印件 I wanted to give you a copy of my daughter's article.
一听着非常谢谢你品呃我现在在忙着 -Listen,thanks for the...-Uh,Peter,I'm kind of busy.
啊啊是啊是啊没关系好吧谢谢一 Oh!Uh,yeah.That's OK.Well,uh,thank...
好了我们说到哪了 So,where were we?
如果我答应你你能不能保证不要偷我的水 If I do this,do you promise to stop stealing my water?
啊当然什么都行 Uh,yeah.Whatever.
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