让我们再次回到草原上的小屋” We now return to "Little House on the Prairie".
让我们再次回到"草原上的小屋” We now return to "Little House on the Prairie".
Mary你盲文学得好极了 Mary,you're doing great with your Braille.
没有你我是不可能做到的爸爸 I couldn't have done it without you,Pa
上楼睡觉怎么样亲爱的 Why don't you go up to bed and get some sleep,honey?
亲爱的你忘了这儿有个凳子啦 Honey!Honey,you remember where the stool was.
哦Mary你跑到厨房来了你彻底迷路了我来帮你 Oh,Mary,Mary.You're in the kitchen.You're all disoriented.Let me help you.
梯子在这儿呢一谢谢爸爸 ladder's right here.Thanks,Pa
老天那时候生活实在艰苦 Jeez,life was a lot tougher back then.
It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good old-fashioned values
On which we used to rely?
Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
Laugh and cry
He's a family guy
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听着该春季大扫除了 Listen up.It's time for spring-cleaning.
Executive 春季大扫除？又来了ckerman Spring-cleaning?Oh,not again!
Co-Executive Producer 奇怪又来ig Hoffman That was weird.That was weird,too.
如果我们大家都投入进来没一会就能搞定了 If we all pitch in,we'll be done in no time.
自从Bounty面纸拒绝我当代言人以后 我发誓过再也不打扫卫生了 You know I swore I'd never clean again.Not after Bounty dropped me as their spokesman.
等等Rosie我刚在柜台上倒了一杯热乎乎的黄色液体 Wait a second.Rosie,I've just poured this glassn of warm yellow liquid on the counter,
而你说用Bountyi面纸就可以在5秒内收拾干净 and you say that Bounty can pick it up in five seconds?
。 一这是什么啊难道是吧一4秒 What is this?Is that...?-Four seconds.
闻起来像…一快把我尿擦干净 It smells like...Clean my pee!
妈我不能大扫除我有事 Mom,I can't clean.I got stuff to do.
Co-Producer 亲爱的我们都知道你没有什么事idan Sweetheart,we all know you don't have any stuff to do.
Consulting Producer 总之我不想再听到任何人的任何理由了etti I don't wanna hear any more excuses from anyone.
啊该死 Ah,crap!
又来了 We did it again.
Ruth Bader Ginsberg
Consulting Producer 哦看啊Meg这是你以前的小靴子arcia Oh,look,Meg.It's your little baby booties.
啊这是你的小铜帽还有你的尾巴 Oh,and your little bronzed hat.And your tail.
一我的啥一没什么 -My what?!Nothing.
好了Lois的清单上写着要擦窗玻璃洗檐槽还有外墙 OK.Lois's list says clean the windows, clear the gutters and wash the siding.
Supervising Director 对大部分人来说这是三件家务chels To most folks,that's three chores.
Producedby 但对Peter Griffin和他的大管子来说只是件了 To Peter Griffin and his big hose,it's one.
Written by Peter 虽然你做事不太认真但还是会动脑子的 You're not workin'hard,Peter.You're workin'smart.
嘿Chris放水 Hey,Chris,gimme the juice.
Peter这儿到处都是水和玻璃全乱套了 Peter,there's water and glass and...It's a disaster in here!
得了吧Lois 那你怎么不放下姜汁汽水和红皮书“来干活呢 Well,Lois,why don't you put down your ginger ale and Redbook and get to work?
真懒 Lazy.
你是帮倒忙听着不准你再走近房子一步千点别的去 Youre not helping.Look,don't come near the house.Go do somethin'else.
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一儿子这个行李袋没拉上一你们去哪“ -Son,this duffel bag is only half zipped.Where you goin'?
一求 周末我要和"Johnny一事无成去野营一起来吗 'I'm goin'campin'for the weekend with Johnny Cut-Corners.Want to come along?
恩是该到屋外走走了 Hm.It would be nice to get out of the house.
刚好这个月Loretta的大姨妈芙洛该来了 This is the time of the month when Loretta's visited by her Aunt Flo.
Loretta喜欢幽默地把她的月经人格化 Loretta likes to personify her menseslin humorous ways.
喂Quagmire你要去野营么 Hey,Quagmire,you up for some campin'?
G QUAGMIRE 抱歉伙计们这周我唯一会搭的帐篷就是中 Sorry,bud.The only tent I'm pitchin'this weekend is.
o QUAGMIRE 好吧你们知道我要说什么的噢 Well,you see where I'm goin'with this.Oh!
我也想去这样我就能摆脱我衣柜里的恶猴了 I wanna go.It'll get me away from the evil monkey that lives in my closet.
衣柜里的恶猴子 Monkey in the closet!
哈太好了 This is gonna be great.
我最后一次男性情谊还是我和Cleveland去唐人街的那次· My last male bonding was when me and Cleveland went to Chinatown.
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71 川 11 中国指铐 Chinese Finger Cuffs
喂别问是怎么回事快把我们弄出来 Look,forget how it happened.Can you just get us outta this?
M Rupert我觉得这酱太好吃了 I say,Rupert,this paste is quite delicious.
就算得了肠梗也值得 It's almost worth the bowel obstruction.
这是我的书吧你在搞什么鬼 Are those my books?What the hell are you doing?
这是我的书吧你在搞什公鬼 CAre those my books?What the hell are you doing?
折纸艺术啊我用它们做“海滨六号里的船记得不 Papier mache I used them to make the houseboat from Surfside Six.You remember
谁住那儿 5 Who lives there?
在迈阿密海滩 IniMiamiBeach
这些书可是首版啊你个小流氓 Those are my first editions.You little punk!
妈妈狗狗好可怕 Momma,doggy's scary
Brian你疯了吗他只是个孩子他根本不懂他在做什么 Brian,have you lost your mind?He's just a baby.He doesn't know what he's doing.
一你等着瞧一哦要是你需要找你的陀斯妥耶夫斯基 This isn't over.If you're looking for your Dostoevsky,
我已经用他的书做“要塞卫队“里的堡垒了 I used it to make the fort from F Troop.
Stewie看看我找到了什么一张预约卡你要去体检了 Look what I found,Stewie.An appointment card.You've got a checkup.
太好了便捷称重伸出舌头结束后还有棒棒糖 Marvellous.A quick weigh-in,stick out your tongue,and a nice lollipop to cap it all off.
还有提醒我问一下医生我的另一个睾丸什么时候下降 Remind me to ask the doctor when'my other testicle will descend.
嘣我是Daniel Boone我是男子汉我是大男子汉 Bang!I'm Daniel Boone.I'm a man.I'm a big man.
嘣嘣 Bang!Bang!
现在我是Pat Boone我要和Andy ams一起做张圣诞专辑 Now I'm Pat Boone.Gonna have a Christmas special with Andy Williams.
啊太美妙了 Ah,so beautiful.
简直像这世界是专门为我创造的 It's almost as if this world was created especially for me.
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你认为他发现了么Christofi?不他只是个傻子 -You think he's onto us,Christof?-No.He's an idiot.
爸我在50英尺外把茅坑挖好了 I dug the latrine 50 feet out.
干得好想我赏你一块饼干么马上去拾点木柴来 Great.You want'a cookie every time you do somethin'right?Get some firewood.
遵命一他会成为一个男子汉的 Yes,sir!He's gonna grow up to be quite a man.
真难以置信啊Kevin Hmm.That was incredible,Kevin.
一我不是来取悦你的是吧爸一我有说你可以休息了么 I'm not here to impress you.Am I, Dad?Did I say you could rest yet?
我是亚伯拉罕·林肯我刚去砍了点木柴 I'm Abe Lincoln.I just chopped some wood.
不错小子Chris呢一小时前我让他去装水了 Good for you,son.Hey,where's Chris?I asked him to fill the canteens an hour ago.
爸快看 Hey,Dad,look!
我在背上涂了蜂蜜现在蚂蚁要把我搬回家了 covered my back with honey,and now the ants are takin'me home.
他在家也这么千过不过是用Velveeta起司和蟑螂 He does that at home with Velveeta and cockroaches.
如果把灯打开蟑螂就把他撞到冰箱上 If you turn the light on,they slam him into the fridge.
哦太棒了“米拉贝拉 Oh,great!Mirabella.
12月的米拉贝拉 December's Mirabella!
你怎么了去停尸间的路上迷路了吗 What's your story?Get lost on the way to the morgue?
说真的他是你的孩子么要真是你的话那太酷了 Seriously,is that yours?Because if it is,bravo!
你们还记得那个短情景剧鱼“吗 You remember that short-lived sitcom Fish?
应该把这个剧放在电视剧CHiPs(薯片)前面 绝对是极妙的营销策略 They should have put that on before CHiPs. The marketing practically writes itself
快来吧Chris没有免费的晚餐 Let's go,Chris.Your dinner won't catch itself.
我不想钓我有心理阴影 I don't wanna go.I had a bad experience with a fish once.
我的老夫我鱼不见了 Oh,my God!My fish is gone!
他还把我钱抢了 And he robbed me!
一一好吧呆会儿见Chris一Peter这不关我的事 OK.See you,Chris.This is none of my business,
好吧呆会儿见Chris一Peter这不关我的事 OK.See you,Chris.This is none of my business,
但是你会把你家小孩儿惯成懒虫的 but you're turning your boy into a slacker.
你怎么敢说我教育无方 How dare you call my parenting into question?!
要是你是女的我会把你揍死的 If you were a woman,Id slug you.
。/ 我只是说你应该教他有点责任感 You'should teach him some responsibility.
C 好啊我马上就做给你看 I'll show you responsibility.
-Chris你负责在我们钓鱼的时候看好我们的营地 Chris,you are responsible for guarding the camp while we fish.
没问题爸你可以指望我… You got it,Dad.You can count on me to...
Chris注意我要你- Chris,pay attention.Iwant you to...
很好深呼吸 All right,take a deep breath.
啊哈哈哈冷冷 It's cold.Cold!
好好我没事了我很好 OK.I'm fine.I'm fine.
一5 告诉我Hartman[医生是不是所有的孩子都爱上你了 Tell me,Dr Hartman,do all the children fall in love with you?
哈哈哈冷冷 It's cold!It's cold.
29磅对你这个年纪来说算重的了 Hm.29Ib.That's big for your age.
请原谅我不是那些尿布广告里得厌食症的孩子 Forgive me for not being one of those anorexic babies from the diaper commercials.
一该注射疫苗了一你也许想按住他 Time for your immunisations.You might wanna hold him.
为什么要按住我 Hold me for what?
怎么回事哦对不起亲爱的 What the deuce?Oh,I'm sorry,sweetie.
退后 谁敢再靠近一步我就砍了她 k off!Don't come any closer or I'll cut her.
我中我要给她… I..
要是你敢动我让她有个大木刺然后…呃 I'll give her a series of splinters that could,um...
她就会感染 you know,become infected.
Stewie快看这只跳舞的小猫 Look,Stewie.Look at the dancin'kitty.
算了吧我是不会上你的当的 Oh,no!Ill not be taken in'by one of your...
天真可爱啊你叫什么名字 Oh,my!That's delightful,isn't lit?What's your name?
啊天哪 Argh!Oh,God!
他们把这叫“魔法时辰” They call this the "magic hour"a
白天还没离开但夜晚还没完全到来 he day's not quite gone,but the night's not quite here,
而Scott Baioi正在某处和某个他不爱的女人搞 and somewhere,Scott Baio is ploughin a woman he doesn't love.
我钓到一条了爸 I got one,Dad!
看来钓着了又让它跑了 Looks like that's the one that got away.
见鬼你下去给那该死的鱼吃点苦头 The hell it is!You get in there and you kick that fish's ass!
哦我爱他 God,I love him.
”真难以置信这次钓鱼太糟糕了 I can't believe how terrible the fishin'was.
是啊只钓上来一个轮胎一只靴子 一个罐头和这本乏味的书 ·Yeah.All we caught was a tyre,a boot, tin can and this book of cliches.
幸好我们带了食物来够我们一 Well,thank God we came prepared.We brought enough food to last us...
。 搞什么鬼Chris怎么回事不是让你看着我们的粮食么 Holy crap,Chris.Whatithe hell?I put you in charge of the food.
浣熊来了看到没， The raccoons were here.See?
L52425 我们是一帮鬼鬼祟祟的动物 "We're a bunch of sneaky animals."
我们要毁了这些食物再吃掉因为我们调皮 "We're gonna wreck this food and eat it,cos welre naughty!
看那儿有个小伙子让他等着被爸爸骂吧哈哈哈 'And then there's a quy.Let's get him in trouble with his dad!Haha ha!"
怎么说呢我并不惊讶 Somehow,I'm less than surprised.
对不起爸爸我把这次旅行全毁了 I'm sorry,Dad.I messed up the entire trip.
Chris这不是你的错是我没当好你爸 It's not your fault,Chris.I failed you as a father.
从现在开始Joe是你父亲了 From now on,Joe will be your father.
eleveland?
让我做你父亲吧过来儿子让我来告诉你鹿群一 I'll teach the boy.Come,my son.I'll show you the ways of the herd...
哦该死 Oh,crap.
Peter你干吗把床单盖在头上 Why are you with the sheets over your head?
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A 10000 一怎么了Peter一很明显么 Peter,what's wrong?-Huh.That obvious?
好吧你不高兴时就会把骷髅拿出来跟我说说吧 Well,you always do the skull gag when you're depressed.Talk to me.
厂4 好吧只是我一直在努力教Chris成为男子汉 Well,it's just...I've been tryin'to teach Chris how to be a man,you know?
一开始我教他怎么吃奥利奥 First I tried teachin'him how to eat an Oreo.
Chris吃奥利奥的方法是先扭一下分开两半再舔一下 Chris,the way to eat an Oreo is to twist it,pull it apart and lick it.
你试试 Now you.
然后我试着教他怎么吃霸王餐 Then I tried teachin'him how to get out of payin'a check.
服务员我汤里有个死人 Uh,waiter?There's a dead guy in my soup.
哦非常抱歉先生这汤你不用付钱了 Oh,terribly sorry,sir.Your soup is gratis.
谢谢 Thankyou.
谢谢 Thank you.
服务员我汤里有个死人 Waiter,there's a dead guy in my...
Peter你不能拔苗助长应该让他自己学会成熟 Peter,yourcan't force-feed maturity. He needs to learn it on his own.
一为什么不给他找个工作什么的呢一哇哦时间定格 Why don't,you get him a job or somethin'? Whoa.Freeze-frame.
就是这样我可以让他在工作中学会负责任 That's it!I can teach Chris responsibility by gettin'him a job.
她是不是很牛现在你懂为什么我要娶她了 Isn't she great?Now you see why I married her.
走开我要和她办事了 Go away now.I'm gonna do stuff to her.
真抱歉Stewie把你的书毁了我给你拿了点Peterl的书 I'm sorry Stewie ruined your books.Here, I brought you some of Peter's.
T先生著的T先生” Mr T by MrT.
George Peppard著的"T和我” T and Me by George Peppard.
Ving Rhames著的"再说最后一次我不是T先生” For the Last Time,I'm not Mr T by Ving Rhames.
呃啊 Eurgh!
0 Stewie你没事吧 Oh,Stewie,are you OK?
是不是每次我们经过时你都要找点话讲 Must we make small talk every time we pass?
哦你发烧了肯定是打针后的反应 我去给你拿点婴儿阿斯皮林 Oh,you're burnin'up.Must be a reaction to the shots.I'll go get you some baby aspirin.
你说什么你不是讲打针能使我健康么 What are you talking about?You said the shots were supposed to make me healthy.
你真以为Lois给你打针是为了你的健康 You actually believe Lois had them inject you to make you healthy?
一我是说你不是一直很健康么哦老天你说的对 I mean,you were already healthy.cOh,God!You're right.
我健康得像只枪 I was pink as a pistol
健康得像只枪？老天爷二 我现在连个像样的比喻都造不出来了 Pink as a pistol?!Good Lord!I can'teven form a cogent simile any more.
一那些针里到底是什么一我已经说得太多了 What was in those needles?I've already said too much.
DD 我本该知道的她背叛起来毫无底线 I should have known.Her treachery knows no limits.I...
哦我开始发昏了 Oh,my.Getting dizzy.
哦挺住Stewie不要温柔地走入那良夜 Oh,fight it,Stewie!"Do not go gentle into that good night."
引用Bob Dylan的诗 To quote Bob Dylan.
人 不不是Dylan Thomas的 No,no.Dylan Thomas.
我太了不起了我使出浑身解数教育我的孩子 Boys,I'm a miracle worker.I have used all my parenting skills
想把我几子从一个懒汉变成一个勤劳的人 to change my son from a lazy slacker into a workin'man.
干得好Peter一是啊去你的 Nice goin',Peter.Yeah.Up yours.
什么？一谢谢嘿Chris What?-Thanks.Hey,Chris.
爸爸我在工作呢我在 Hey,Dad.I'm workin'.I'm wor...
一哦！一小心你要60天不能看牙医@ -Oh!-Careful.You don't get dental for 60 days.
哦！一小心你要60天不能看牙医 -Oh!Careful.You don't get dental for 60 days.
喂你是那个Griffin小子的爸爸 我是Paddy Tanninger管球童的 Hey,you that Griffin boy's father?Paddy Tanninger,the caddy manager.
是啊我知道挺压韵没什么大不了的想吵架？ Yeah,it rhymes.Big whoop.Wanna fight about lit?
听着你儿子是这儿最好的捡球员了 Listen,your son is the best ball-shagger we ever had.
我今天卖出平时一倍的球因为大家都想打这小胖子 I sold twice as many buckets today cos everybody wants to hit the fat kid.
ynne我不去开会了我想多打一会儿那个小胖孩儿 Lynne,cancel my meetings.I gotta hit more balls at this fat kid.
一Peter你介意我和Kevin一打Chris?他会很高兴的 Peter,do you mind if Kevin and I...?Nail Chris?He'd be thrilled.
啊这个小孩打出了300码呢 Hey,this kid here just knocked the ball 300 yards.
泰格伍兹就是我我就是泰格伍兹 I'm Tiger Woods.I'm Tiger Woods.Weeee!
Cleveland你孩子真有天赋啊 再多训练训练他就变成专业的了 Cleveland,your kid's a natural.With help,he could be a pro.
哦Peter我没法让小Clevel and定下来做任何事 Oh,Peter,I can't make Cleveland Junior sit still for anything.
有时我甚至在想他是否得了癫痫 Sometimes I wonder if he's got the epilepsy.
不过没想多久就去看电视了 But then Iijust go see what's on the TV.
好吧也许你这个做爸爸的不如我做的好 Well,maybe you're not as good a father as me,huh?
看我怎么调教Chris的 我比迷失太空里的那个爸爸还要好 Look what I did with Chris.I'm better than that dad on Lost in Space.
我们需要更多关于这个星球的信息 We need more information about this new planet.
Don你接下来带我16岁的金发女儿上车 Don,you take my 16-year-old blonde daughter out in the chariot for the rest of the day.
Penny你和我在一块 Penny,you stay here with me.And Will?
W你和机器人到荒野上去 顺便把这个假正经的恋童癖带上 And Will,you and the robot go out into the wilderness and take this mincing paedophile with you.
你这样肯定管不了小Cleveland他不会理你的 Cleveland Junior's beyond your skills.He won't respond to you.
哦是么嘿嘿小Cleveland过来到我这来 Oh,yeah?Hey.Hey,come here)Cleveland Junior.Come to Peter.
一过来Junior一来啊 -Over here,Junior.Come on.
一快来一到我这来 -Come on,Cleveland Junior.Come to Peter.
怎么样看着吧我会把你儿子教化成最棒的高尔夫球手 Huh?You'll see.I'm gonna turn this kid into the greatest golfer ever.
随便你吧 Fine.
你怎么让他过来的一用这个 How'd you get him to come?With this.
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一爱一嫉妒 Love.Jealousy.
户抚摸宁永恒 Touch.Forever.
户激烈一热情 Intense.Passion.
迷恋Calvin Klein Obsession.Calvin Klein.
把这个喝了亲爱的喝了这个就会退烧的 我去准备兰 下好给你冲个凉水澡 Drink this,honey.It'll bring your fever down. I'm gonna go run you a cool bath.
她绝对是他们一伙的我肯定 快告诉我他们给我注射了什公东西 She's one of them.I'm sure of it.Tell me what they injected me with!
她绝对是他们一伙的我肯定 快告诉我他们给我注射了什么东西 She's one of them.I'm sure of it.Tell me what they injected me with!
哈你知道么T先生一心想成为百老汇演员呢 Huh!You know Mr T always wanted to be a Broadway dancer?
快回答我他们对我做了什么 Answer me!What have they done to me?
什么都有可能啊基因操作啊绝育注射啦 It could be any number of things. Gene manipulation,sterilisation...
一不要是我的精子一不过看你的瞳孔呢 Not my seed!elBut from the look of your pupils,
一不要是我的精子宁不过看你的瞳孔呢 Not my seed!But from the look of your pupils
我觉得应该是给你注射了什么能控制你意识的血清 I'd say it's some kind of mind control 'serum.
也可能不是 Or not.
也可能不是 or not
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精神控制？但是我很清醒啊 Mind control?But I'feel so lucid.
是啊在我看来你挺好的谢谢我只是想搞清楚 Yes.You look spot on to me.Thank you.I try to work out
但谁有时间呢除了那些花瓶妻们 But who has the time?Besides trophy wives
是啊她们时间多的是 Yes.That's rich.
Agh!
不想成为坏人想成为舞者 Didn't wanna be a mean guy.Wanna be a dancer.
A 走开啊 Go away!Agh!
一你一我要控制你的大脑 You!I am taking your brain.
你现在是我的奴隶了 You are now my slave.
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啊 Agh!
一他怎么吓成那样啦一大概是因为发烧起了幻觉 Why is he freaking out like that?-He's having an hallucination from the fever.
就像你三岁时不小心吃了放大麻的巧克力饼一样 Like when you were three,and you accidentally ate those adult brownies
我本来准备留到杜比兄弟开演唱会的时候吃的 I was saving for the Doobie Brothers concert.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!Ee!Ah-oh!
我要上麦片盒 I'm gonna be on a cereal box.
蜂窝麦片很大耶耶耶 Honeycomb big,yeah yeah yeah
一点也不小不不不 It's not small,no no no
专心点Junior把肩膀放平膝盖略弯 Pay attention,Junior.You wanna keep your shoulders straight and your knees bent.
恩…只要一次就好为了我 And,uh...just once,for me,
你能喊我Drummond先生么 would you call me Mr Drummond?
68 嘿Griffin这边 Hey,Griffin.Down here.
是啊秘密通道就像“霍根英雄里的 没什么大不了的想吵架？ Yeah,a secret tunnel,like Hogan's Heroes Big whoop.Wanna fight about it?
听着这是你第一周的工资 Look,here's your first week's pay.
太好了Chris All right,Chris!
一爸爸快看一很好Chris -Dad!Dad,look!That's great,Chris.
但我现在正在努力做个好爸爸我真为你骄傲小冠军 But I'm tryin'to be a good father here. I'm real proud of you,champ.
一走我们喝奶昔一好的Drummond先生 Let's go get a milkshake.You got it,Mr Drummond.
给Glen Quagmire的包裹 Package for Glen Quagmire.
哦稍等 Oh,excuse me
我也为你准备了个包裹来吧 I got a package for you,too.All right.
干的不错但是我已经有免疫了 Nice try,but I built up an immunity.
一怎么了孩子一我爸再也不管我了 Hey,what's wrong,kid?-My dad doesn't care about me any more.
哦至少你还有个爸我小时侯家里只有我和我妈 Oh.Well,at least you have a dad.When I was growin'up,it was just me and my mom
哦看来某人饿了嘛 Oh,looks like somebody's hungry.
太好了 All right!
我只是想让他为我骄傲我甚至都有工作了 I just wanted him to be proud of me.Ieven got a job
好吧这就是你的问题了只有失败者才要工作 Well,there's your problem.Jobs are for suckers.
你得学会怎样享受生活来吧 ou need to learn how to have a good time.Come on
一快去孩子试试一恩不好意思 -Go ahead,kid.Try it out.Um,excuse me.
你掉了什么吧 You dropped something.
我的下巴哈哈哈哈 My jaw.Ha haha ha.
好耶 All right
不错嘛 Nice goin'.
很好 All right.
我觉得我不像你那么喜欢脚丫子 I don't think I like feet as much as you do.
得了所有人都喜欢脚来吧派对才开始呢 Hey,everybody likes feet.C'mon,the party's just startin'.
我要带我姑娘去海滩 I'm gonna grab my girl and head to the beach
Hic-a-doo-La!
27 A 6 我们要一起用十趾冲浪 We're gonna all hang'ten and maybe then
Hica doo-La!
.SYS 因为我是个Hica-doo-la小伙儿Hic a-doo-la姑娘 Cos I'm a hic-a-doo-La boy And I'm a hic-a-doo-La girl
在一起这就是Hica-doo-Lat世界 And together it is a hic a doo La world
Hic a doo-La!
Hic-a-doo-La!
Q先生什么是hica-doo-La Mr Quagmire,what does "hic-a-doo-La"mean?
什么叫"hic-a-doo-La” What does "hic-a-doo-La"mean?
Hic-a-doo-La就是你握着最爱姑娘的手时的感觉 Hic-a-doo-La's that feeling when you hold hands with your best gal
一它是为主队的大声欢呼一它是赶上了最棒的海浪 -It's cheerin'for the home team.It's catchin'the perfect wave.
它是遵守一切规则 It's obeying all the rules.
S
才怪 No way!
喂我们是不是在天安门因为我看见了一个广场 Hey,are we in Tiananmen?Because I'see a square.
Hic-a-doo-La!
Hic a doo-La!
一好球小Claveland一谢谢Drummond先生 -Hey,great shot,Cleveland Junior.Thanks,Mr Drummond.
听着今天你能叫我Papadapol is先生么 Listen,for today,can you switch and call me Mr Papadapolis?
一好啊一那如果我叫你Webster的话你会恨我么 -You got it.Would you hate me if I called you Webster?
一那是假的一对不起 -That's a lie.-OK.Sorry.
你好我是Tom Tucker当地新闻主播 平时还是高尔夫球爱好者 Hi.Tom Tucker,local news anchor.And on my days off,a golf enthusiast.
俱乐部有个父子高尔夫比赛我觉得你们应该参加 The club's having a man-boy tournament.You should enter.
比赛？ A tournament,eh?
这让我灵光一闪来吧我在车上跟你解释 That gives me an idea.Come on.I'll explain in the car.
这样刚好能显示我对小Cleveland教子有方 This'is the perfect way to show what a great father figure I've been to Cleveland Junior.
我参加 I'll do it!
一我们坐哪儿一这不是我说了算的孩子 -Where shall we sit?-That's not up to me,kid.
我只是追随古老占下棒的直觉哇 I follow the old divining rod.Whoa!
你多大了一大到知道你是个婊子 -How old are you?Old enough to know you're a whore.
来吧快说点什么甜心你看起来情绪不大好 Come on,talk to me,sweetie.You look a little down.
我一直认为我第一次来这种地方是和我爸一起的 不过他总是没时间陪我 I always thought I'd go to my first nudie bar with my dad.He doesn't have time for me.
亲爱的认识到大人不是完美的也是长大的一种表现 Well,sweetie,part of growing up is earning that adults aren't perfect.
一再给你爸一次机会一哇你说的对 Your dad deserves another chance.Wow!You are smart.
太好了 All right.
哦哦一点都不好我没现钱了你收银行卡不 Oh,no.No,it's not all right.I'm outta cash.You take bank cards?
当然了 Sure.
能给我盖个戳不 Can I get stamps,too?
我们正在第17号球洞1 Griffin和小Clevelandi已经领先了5杆 We are at the 17th hole,where Peter Griffin and Cleveland Junior are five strokes ahead,
看来他们必胜无疑了 making victory all but a certainty.
我说我能把你儿子调教成冠军吧 I said I could mould your son into a champion.
这简直是我最大的胜利除了打败我邪恶双胞兄弟的那次 This is gonna be my greatest victory ever.Except for the time I defeated my evil twin.
不是我Lois打他我是真的Peter Not me,Lois.Shoot him.I'm the real Peter
已我不知道-Lois看着我 -I don't know.Lois,look at me.
你能认出你丈夫的是不是 You know your own husband,don't you?
谢天谢地你做出了正确的选择亲爱的 Thank God!You made the right choice,honey.
一那是什么一没什么 What was that?-Nothing.
还有一洞奖杯就是我们的了来吧伙计 One more hole,and that man-boy trophy is ours.Here you go,little buddy.
快看我贝利就是我我就是贝利 Hey,look at me.I'm Pele I'm Pele
进球 Goal!
该死他要去哪儿 Where the hell's he goin'?
他走了你还是管好你自己的儿子吧 He's gone. Maybe you better stick to lookin'after your own son.
田
出
哦天哪 Oh,my God!
一她死了公一不她还活着 Is she dead?She's still alive...
她死了么不她还活着 Is she dead?She's still alive...
不这下死了 No,that did it.
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