一整天我都计划好了 首先 我们看灵长类动物 I got the whole day planned. First, we see the primates.
然后去蝴蝶屋 上个厕所 Then the butterfly house, bathroom break...
哦 好啦 Lois 我们就不能自由参观吗 Oh, come on, Lois. Can't we all just run around in a disorganised fashion?
- 是啊 - 猴子在扔便便啦 - Yeah! - Monkeys throw their poo!
不行 要是不按计划来 我们什么也看不到 No. If we don't adhere to a schedule, we won't see everything.
孩子们 戴上防毒面具 跑啊 Kids, gas masks. Run!
[爱畜动物园]
给你 哦 别一副猪样 猪先生 There you are. Oh, don't be such a pig, Mr Pig.
羊先生在哪呢 他在咩咩叫吗 Now, where's Mr Sheep? Is he being baa-shful?
对啊 滑稽模仿你们都娴熟啦 That's right. You're all ripe for parody.
- 我们走了吗 - 闭嘴 我正尽兴呢 - Can we go now? - Shut up! I'm having fun.
天哪 有些人真粗鲁 哦 我的屁股不是给你吃的 什么 Oh, my, someone's awfully rude. Oh! My fanny is not on the menu! What?
他吗的怎... 啊 啊 天哪 啊 啊 What the...? Agh! Agh! Oh, God! Oh, God! Agh! Agh!
到这边来 小家伙 来吃啊 Here, little fella. Come get the food.
我早就想这么做了 I have always wanted to do this.
哦 这里有袋鼠 Peter 你在搞什么 Oh, here are the marsupials. Peter, what the hell are you doing?!
看我啊 Lois 我是只小袋鼠 快走啊 袋鼠妈妈 Look at me, Lois, I'm Roo. Come on, Ma.
去看熊装做乌云 骗蜜蜂离开蜂蜜 Let's go watch Pooh trick the bees out of their honey by pretending he's a rain cloud.
我要揍扁你 I am going to kick your ass.
"It seems today that all you see
"Is violence in movies and sex on TV
"But where are those good old-fashioned values
"On which we used to rely?
"Lucky there's a family guy
"Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
"Laugh and cry
"He's a family guy
[圆蛤狗公园]
- 过的好吗 - 很好 美好的一天 - How's it going? - Great. Beautiful day.
好极了 我们坐在这儿聊聊天 它们尽情玩耍 Gorgeous. You konw, we... we sit here and force small talk while they have the time of their lives.
是啊 是啊 Yeah. Yeah.
过来 美女 Here, girl.
不好意思 我... 我觉得闻到了...饼干的味道 Sorry. I... I thought I smelled... cookies.
哇 是不是真的像饼... 天呐 我吃了她的屁 Wow. Does it really smell like cook...? God! She farted and it went down my throat!
- 满堂红(三条加一对) - Peter 你已表现得面无表情了 - Full house. - That's some poker face you've got, Peter.
- 练习数年了 伙计们 - Peter 你赢个不停 - Years of practice, boys. - Peter, you're on a roll.
我们周末应把你送到大西洋城去 We ought to get you down to Atlantic City this weekend.
与拉斯维加斯并列为美国两大赌城
不好意思啊 伙计们 Lois 打算让我周末去拜访岳父岳母 Sorry, guys. Lois is making me visit the in-laws this weekend.
不懂她操什么心呢 我和岳父大人一直处不来 Why does she bother? Me and Lois's old man have never gotten along.
我收到一封Pewterschmidt先生的邮件 Hey, I got an email from Mr Pewterschmidt.
你应该找些与你岳父的共同点 Peter You should find some common ground with your father-in-law, Peter.
搞清楚他的爱好然后专攻 Figure out what he likes and study up on it.
好主意 我要学习怎样表现得像个有钱人 说干就干 That's a great idea. I'll learn how to act like a rich guy. I'm gonna start right now.
- 你圣诞夜要加班 -那Tiny Tim怎么办啊 - You're working through Christmas! - But, sir, what of Tiny Tim?
呸 他和他的尤克里里琴不够的 Bah! He and his ukulele shall go wanting.
《纽约客》 Lois 的爸爸一定读这个 The New Yorker. I bet Lois's dad reads this.
"要不是我迟钝 我会更加无情" "I'd be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic. "
哦 我懂了 有点意思 我能拿一份Jugs吗 Oh, I get it. That's kind of funny. Yeah, can I have a copy of Jugs?
[成人教育]
法语中 表示"是"的意思 你会说"微微" In French, when you want to say "yes", you say "oui, oui".
你在开玩笑吧 天呐 太搞笑了 You gotta be kidding me! Oh, my God! That is hysterical!
得了吧 你怎么说"不"呢 "嘟嘟"吗 Oh, man! And what do you say for no? "Doo-doo"?
我去去就来 我要去消化下雷人的"是" I'll be right back. I gotta go take a wicked "yes".
[圆蛤艺术博物馆]
- 哦 - 这是一个人 - Ohh. - It's a person.
- 你能修一下洗手间的水龙头吗 - 修好了啊 - Peter, would you please fix the bathroom faucet? - I fixed it already.
- 还没好 还在滴水 - 要是没好我把我的"星球大战"全给你 - No, you didn't. It's still dripping. - I'll give you all my Star Wars cards if it is.
等等 除了波巴 费特系列 不管我多么确定 我也不会拿费特冒险的 Wait, wait. Except Boba Fett. No matter how sure I am, I never risk the Fett man.
天呐 Oh, my God!
火辣古怪犬
- 他刚刚在打飞... - 对 - Was, was he just mastur...? - Yes.
- 天哪 - 我们... 我们要进去刮他鼻子吗 - Oh, my. - Do we... do we rub his nose in it?
- 你好 Brian - Lois 昨天… - Oh, hi, Brian. - Listen, Lois, about yesterday...
没什么不好意思的 这很正常 Brian, it's nothing to be embarrassed about. It's perfectly normal.
我知道 只是 我应该能够控制原始冲动 I know. It's just, I should be able to control my baser instincts,
但最近我总是有这些欲望 but lately I've just been having these urges.
要不去我父母家吧 新鲜空气会帮助你放松的 Why don't you come to my parents' house? The fresh air will help you relax.
呒 我知道我想放松的时候去哪里 Mm, I know where I go when I want to relax.
- 我认识这儿的老板 - 你说什么 - I know the guy that owns this place! - What?!
我说我认识... 过会跟你说 这歌真棒 I said, I know the guy that... Oh, I'll tell you later. I love this song.
谢谢 不过 我想独自过个宁静的周末 Thanks, but I think a quiet weekend by myself is just the thing I need.
好吧 过开心点 Well, have a good time.
我要放松啦 什么都不做 看看电视 I'm gonna relax, mellow out, and watch some television.
现在收看的是福克斯之"世界上最浪荡的狗" We now return to "World's Sluttiest Dogs" on Fox.
喂 等等我 Hey, wait up!
撞上保险杠了 Right into the bumper.
- 妈妈 - 哦 看啊 - Hi, Mom. - Oh, look at you all.
有人要在长筒袜里收到抽脂礼券了 I know someone who's getting a gift certificate for liposuction in her stocking.
- 谢谢奶奶 - 大家好 - Thank you, nanna. - Hello, everyone.
- 爸爸 - 你好 Pewterschmidt(法语) - Hi, Daddy. - Bonjour, Monsieur Pewterschmidt.
- Peter中风了吗 - 像"风月俏佳人"那样 Peter充电学习了 - Did Peter have a stroke? - He's cultured himself, like Pretty Woman.
哦 那我应该把他看作一位高层次的荡妇了 Oh, so I should treat him like a high-class whore.
没关系 只要别亲我嘴 That's fine. Just no kissing on the lips.
- 要不要吃糖果 - 我在你身上闻到了死亡的气息 - Would you like a piece of candy? - I smell death on you.
啊嘿 Pewterschmidt先生 我能上船吗 Ahoy, Mr Pewterschmidt. Permission to come aboard?
- 不行 - 谢谢 多好的纵帆船啊 - No! - Thanks. Quite a schooner you got here.
- 她是45英尺吗 - Peter 我还不知道你是个水手 - What is she? A 45-footer? - Peter, I didn't know you were a sailor.
我也不知道你穿短裤这么好看 I didn't know you looked so good in shorts.
-什么 - 你没注意到这跟绳的接头 - What? - You don't have an eye spliced in this line.
我要在那打个单套结 那样就承受得住了 I'll tie a bowline in there and make one. That should hold her.
新港乡村俱乐部 今日品酒{r}
- 这是瓶74年的维拉红葡萄酒 - 呒 真不错 - And this is a '74 Pinot Noir. - Mmm, lovely.
Carter 你有叫你女婿别咽吗 Carter, did you tell your son-in-law he's not supposed to swallow the wine?
喂 他妈的Peter Griffin在哪呢 Hey, where the hell is that Peter Griffin?
他说我要是把衣服脱光 他就给我一百美元 He said he'd give me a hundred dollars if I took off all my clothes off.
谢谢你带上我 这正是我所需的 Thanks for bringing me. This is just what I needed.
我很高兴 似乎大家都很尽兴 I'm glad. It seems like everybody's having a lot of fun.
- 你们在这呆多久呢… - 呃… 不要聊天 - How long are you and your family in...? - Uh-uh-uh-uh. No conversation.
你这个傻帽 我再也不带你参加乡村俱乐部了 You idiot! I'm never taking you to my country club again!
- 对不起啊 Pewterschmidt先生 - 你丈夫是个笨蛋 - I'm sorry, Mr Pewterschmidt. - Your husband is a moron!
他走到中国总理面前 说道"东 我的手机呢" He walks up to the premier of China and says "Dong, where is my automobile?"
我试着融入你父亲的群体中 但是情况更糟了 I tried to fit in with your dad's crowd, but it's worse than before.
比那会儿在"生存"中更糟糕 This sucks worse than that time I was on Survivor.
你竟敢饮用水里洗衣服 Bebe How dare you wash your clothes in our drinking water, Bebe?
现在我们怎么在这个严酷又难以忍受的地方活下来呢 Now how are we gonna survive in this harsh, unforgiving terrain?
确保轮子能转到起点 Make sure the wheel goes all the way around.
不是吧 猎头 我被炒了? Oh, no. Head-hunters. Am I fired?
Peter一直竭尽所能想让你喜欢他 Peter's been trying really hard to get you to like him.
不能再给个机会吧吗 让他一起打牌吧 Couldn't you give him another chance? Let him join your poker game?
我宁愿困在电梯里 里面有Nathan Lane啊 Gilbert Gottfried I'd rather be stuck in an elevator with Nathan Lane, Gilbert Gottfried,
Carrot Top 呃... Sean Hayes... 你明白吗 Carrot Top, uh... Sean Hayes... Oh, you get the picture.
四人都是美国喜剧演员
- 求你了 - 不行 - Please? - No!
好吧 或许过会我带妈妈经过擦皮鞋的地方 OK. You know, maybe later I'll take Mom by the shoeshine place
然后给他介绍那个俊美的黑白混血男 长得像... and introduce her to that nice mulatto boy who looks a lot like...
- Peter愿意跟我们打扑克吗 - 他乐意之至 - Would Peter like to play poker with us? - He'd love to.
好极了 That sounds dynamite.
Brian 过来见见Sea Breeze 获奖之狗 Brian, come here and meet Sea Breeze, my prize-winning dog.
难道不是件完美的标本吗 看看这腿 这身美丽的毛 Isn't she a perfect specimen? Look at these legs and that beautiful coat.
感受她生殖器释放的热度 都能烤棉花糖了 Feel the heat coming off of her genitalia. You could roast a marshmallow.
所以说她是一流的 来 把手放这儿 That's how you can tell she's a champion. Go on. Put your hand there.
- 哦... 那... -很棒吧? - Oh... That is... - Is that something?
很棒 很... 很热 That is something. That is... that is hot.
难道她不是你见过的最美的狗吗 Isn't she the most beautiful dog you ever see?
是 是 她是最美的狗 没事的 Yes. Yes, she is a beautiful dog. And that's OK.
这是Peter 我女儿嫁的那个傻瓜 Gentlemen, this is Peter. He's the idiot my daughter married.
- Michael Eisner(迪士尼CEO) - Bill Gates(微软CEO) - Michael Eisner. - Bill Gates.
Peter是一名司法部门反垄断的律师 Bill, Peter's an anti-trust lawyer with the Justice Department.
开玩笑的 他是个渔夫或者蠢蛋之类的 Just kidding. He's a fisherman or some stupid thing.
- 大家好啊 - 哇 是Ted Turner(CNN创办者 传媒大亨) Hey, fellas. - Wow! Ted Turner!
- 我叫你别请他的 - 他一定跟踪我们了 - I told you guys not to invite him. - He must have followed us.
好了 女士们 准备好打牌了吗 Come on, ladies. Are we gonna play cards?
- Peter 你怎么不发牌? - 我们在玩德州扑克 - Peter, why don't you deal? - We're playing Texas Hold 'Em.
A大还是小? - 可大可小 - Are aces high or low? - They go both ways.
他说"可大可小" He said "They go both ways. "
- 像个双性恋 - 谢谢 Ted 开个玩笑 - Like a bisexual. - Thank you, Ted. That was the joke.
- Carter 我跟你赌 加注CNN - 哦 我想我没法... - I see your bet, Carter, and I raise you CNN. - Oh, I don't think I can...
你能打败他 Pewterschmidt先生 他唬你的 You can beat him, Mr Pewterschmidt. He's bluffing.
他赌CNN 不可能是唬我 Peter, he just bet CNN. There's no way he's bluffing.
我敢保证 他吹牛呢 要是你这把输了 我和你女儿离婚 I'm sure he is. He's got a tell. If you lose this hand, I'll divorce your daughter.
我跟 好了 Teddy 我看到你的CNN和美国钢铁了 你什么牌 I'm in. All right, Teddy. I'll see your CNN with US Steel. What have you got?
- 两对 - A高牌顺子 - Two pair. - Ace-high straight.
你出卖了我 我应该用一个你这样的人 一百万一年怎么样啊 You sold me out. I could use a man like you. How's a million a year?
你让我恶心 滚开 You disgust me! Get out of my face!
第一次有人打败Ted啊 That's the first time any of us have beaten Ted.
- 你怎么知道他是虚张声势 - 他说谎的时候会眨两下眼睛 - How'd you know he was bluffing? - When he lies, he blinks twice.
在一次访谈中发现的 他说他会永远和Jane Fonda(奥斯卡影后)在一起 I noticed it when he did an interview and said he'd be with Jane Fonda for ever.
两人于2001年结束十年婚姻
我要上床了 I'm gonna turn in.
我也是 迪斯尼开门前我应该在那 清洁"小小世界之旅" Me too. I gotta be at Disneyland before it opens. We're ethnically cleansing the Small World ride.
几乎整个国家在你们手中 You guys practically run this country.
还有很多乐趣可寻 There's gotta be a ton of fun stuff we could do.
有座收费站 谁有一个二十五分硬币? Oh, man, there's a toll booth. Anybody got a quarter?
- 什么二十五分? - 好吧 我们给他点什么 - What's a quarter? - Well, we gotta give him something.
天哪 看着天空感觉自己多么渺小 Man. Looking up at the sky just makes you feel so small.
是啊 我是说 要是上帝创造了一切 谁创造了上帝呢 Yeah. I mean, if God created all this, who created God?
- 也许他自我创造 - 也许上帝是女的 - Maybe he created himself. - Or herself.
- 哦... - 想一想吧 - Ohh... - Think about that.
了不起 这人真有深度 你从哪儿找的 Neat. This guy's deep. Where'd you find him?
他是我女婿 He's my son-in-law.
- 好的 亲爱的 我要走了 要搭车吗 - 当然 - OK, honey. I gotta go. You want a ride? - Sure.
- 哇 - Peter 今晚和你在一起很开心 - Wow. - You know, Peter, I actually had a good time with you tonight.
我只是想说... 很高兴你娶了我女儿 And I just want to say... I'm glad you married my daughter.
- 谢谢 老天啊- 其实不是我的功劳 是... - Thank you, Jesus. - Actually, it wasn't me, it was...
不 不 不 没关系 我已经习惯了 No, no, it's OK. I'm used to it.
[新港赛道]
- 玩得开心吗 Peter - 必须的 我把扑克赢的钱都押在你的狗身上了 - Having fun, Peter? - You bet. I put all my poker winnings on your dog.
狗? Dog?
没什么好担心的 Sea Breeze赢毫无悬念 You gonna nothing to worry about. Sea Breeze is a sure thing.
- Sea Breeze? - 爸爸 司机哪去了? - Sea Breeze? - Dad, where are the jockeys?
都去洗衣房了 今天下午我要去印度 They're all in the laundry. I'm going Indian today.
- 加油 Sea Breeze - Sea Breeze 干得好 - Oh, come on, Sea Breeze! - Sea Breeze! Yeah!
- 加油! 冲! 冲! - 加油 - Come on! Go! Go! - Come on
Brian在干嘛 What's Brian doing?
- 不是吧 - 他在侵犯Sea Breeze - Oh, my God. - He's violating Sea Breeze.
不会的 他正尴尬地把自己放在... 现在在侵犯Sea Breeze No, he's awkwardly positioning himself... Now he's violating Sea Breeze.
Pewterschmidt先生 我向您再次道歉 当时不知怎么了 Mr Pewterschmidt, again, I want to tell you how sorry I am about this. I don't know what came over me.
你最好还没毁掉我的赛狗 You had better not have ruined my race dog.
我对你很失望 Brian, I am very disappointed in you!
我本该回过头 但已目睹了你那时的行为 I'd turn my back, but I've seen what you do in that situation.
好了 我和Carter要去参加一个小儿麻痹症的比赛 Now, if you execuse me, Carter and I have a polio match to attend.
你和你龌龊的杂种狗 都离我远点! 医生 她怎么样了 Get away from me! You and that filthy mongrel of yours! How is she, Doctor?
她没事 Sea Breeze还能比赛 She's fine. Sea Breeze will be able to race again.
不过 要九周以后 她怀孕了 But, unfortunately, not for another nine weeks. She's pregnant.
Pewterschmidt先生 我会负责的 Mr Pewterschmidt, I just want you to know I am going to do the right thing here.
不必了 不准你再见Sea Breeze You are not doing anything, in fact You're never going to see Sea Breeze again!
- 都给我收拾行李滚蛋 - 我再也不跟你讲话了 - All of you! Pack your things and get out! - I am never speaking to you again.
别担心 我有办法 Don't worry, Mr Pewterschmidt, I have a plan.
我会及时回来阻止Brian和你的狗性交的 BrianI am gonna go back in time and stop Brian from getting it on with your dog.
大家往后退 Everybody stand back.
啊! Aah!
哦... 哦... 哦神哪... 哦... 哦.... 哦天呐 啊 啊Oh... Oh... Oh, boy... Oh... Oh... Oh, God. Agh. Agh.
Pewterschmidt先生 我们还是朋友吗 Mr Pewterschmidt, please can we still be pals?
瞧 我用胶水和通心粉做了一幅你和我的画 See. I made a picture of you and me out of glue and macaroni.
因为是你做的 所以意义重大啊 That means a lot to me because you made it.
- 真的吗 - 怎么可能 滚出去 - Really? - No! Get out!
- Pewterschmidt先生 Sea Breeze不见了 - 什么 - Mr Pewterschmidt, Sea Breeze is gone! - What?
我找不到Brian I can't find Brian.
Peter 你知道我会把你怎样吗 要是Brian带走我的Sea Breeze Peter, do you know what I'm going to do to you if Brian took off with my Sea Breeze?
我有个主意 I think I have an idea.
[爱德汽车旅馆]
这是房间 这是电灯开关 主要用于表演 This is the room. The light switch is here. It's mostly for show.
这是隐壁床 别把Epsteins当回事 他们不与人交往 There's your Murphy Bed. Don't mind the Epsteins. They keep to themselves.
Charlie 我们明天是不是去美洲看Bobby Darin? We're going to see Bobby Darin at the Copa tomorrow, right, Charlie?
五六十年代的偶像歌星
明天去看Bobby Darin Bobby Darin, tomorrow.
这是卫生间 小心 有凶恶的蟑螂 This is the bathroom. Watch out, we got some bad roaches here.
- 这是我们的地盘 小子 - 我要把你们切掉 - You're on our turf, man. - Man, I'll cut you.
我要把你们切碎 你们会求我不要那样 I'll cut you up so bad you gonna wish I no cut you up so bad.
- 真是凶恶的蟑螂 - 都是学校的错 - Those are bad roaches. - I blame the schools.
- 有人跟踪吗 - 别担心 我有诱饵 - Were you followed? - Don't worry. I've got a decoy.
喂 Lois 没得说啊 哇 你穿了好多 是吧? Hey, Lois. Hubba-hubba. Whoa, Lois, you put on a few, huh?
我没有 Well, I never!
没事啦 又不只他一个人 我们去吃圣代吧 That's all right, I don't think he was the one. Let's go get sundaes.
大家都很想你 Peter总是说起你 You know, we all really miss you. And Peter talks about you all the time.
- 是吗? 说过好话吗? - 没 - Oh, really? Anything nice? - No.
噢 那他还在生气 Oh, so he's still mad, huh?
我要走了 这个拿着 也许我们不该再见面了 I should go. Take this. It's probably not a good idea for us to meet any more.
老爸发誓他会想尽办法追踪你的下落 Daddy swore he'd track you down any way he could.
- 太棒了 - 我就说她会带我们找到他 - Bingo! - I told you she'd lead us to him.
- 我们给Pewterschmidt打电话吧 - 等等 我们乘喷气飞行背包 - Let's call Pewterschmidt. - No, wait, let's take the jet packs.
酷! Cool!
从这儿看 人们就像蚂蚁 Man, the people look like ants from up here.
你看到就是蚂蚁 Michael 就是蚂蚁 They are ants, Michael. They are ants.
这里是Tricia Takanawa现场报道 警方已发现 This is Tricia Takanawa live where police have discovered
Pewterschmidt财富继承人 Sea Breeze的行踪了 the whereabouts of Sea Breeze, the heiress to the Pewterschmidt fortune.
追踪到偷狗者位于这座肮脏的旅馆 The dognapper has been traced to this sleazy motel.
啊 我看到我的同事Tom Tucker已经在现场了 Ah, I see my colleague Tom Tucker is already on the scene.
谁呀 宝贝儿 Who's that, baby?
大家好 我是Tom Turker的邪恶胞弟Todd Tucker Hello, this is Tom Tucker's evil twin Todd Tucker
专毁哥哥的声誉 out to destroy his brother's reputation.
哈哈哈 Ha-ha-ha.
我要进去和妓女享受狂热性爱了 还剩四十五分钟呢 I'm going inside to have freaky sex with my prostitute with whom I still have 45 minutes.
回到要闻 Now, back to this breaking news.
找到赛狗 肮脏妓女Glven在区域新闻台重要地位
Brian 吃点东西吧 Brian, please eat something.
我的照片上报了 你爸不会让我见我孩子的妈了 My face is on the news. Your father won't let me see the dog carrying my puppies.
他无视我程度令人难以置信 And he's going to incredible lengths to ignore me.
Brian 别被他影响了 Peter 快出来 Brian, don't let him get to you. Peter, come out of that thing!
他听不见 再说了 影响我的不是他 是你父亲 He can't hear you, Lois. Besides, it's not him that's getting to me, it's your father.
真对不起 我跟他谈过 但他不让步 有时就这么固执 I'm sorry. I talked to him, but he wouldn't budge. He can be so stubborn.
真不明白我妈怎么能忍受的 但他保证会照顾狗宝宝 I don't know how my mother puts up with it. He did promise to take care of the puppies.
不该由他照顾 是我的孩子 我会要回来的 They're not his to take care of. They're my kids, and I'm gonna get 'em back.
我父亲抛下我 但我要陪着我的孩子 My father wasn't there for me, but I'll be there for my kids!
我要夺回抚养权 I'm gonna sue your dad for custody!
法院
住手吧 孩子出生后 Brian有权利见他们 Please stop this. Brian has every right to see his puppies when they're born.
对不起 亲爱的 Sorry, pumpkin.
没想到你这么冷血 我永远不会原谅你 I had no idea you could be so cruel. I'll never forgive you for this!
- 你不过是大姨妈来了 - 本庭即将开庭 - You're just having your period. - This court will now come to order.
- Brian 你喜欢孩子吗 - 我爱孩子 来这儿是 - Brian, do you like children? - I love children. That's why I'm here.
想要回孩子的抚养权 I want the opportunity to raise my puppies.
你还记得1996年12月发生在南阿特尔伯勒(美国马塞诸塞州城市)丹尼餐厅的一件事吗 Do you remember an incident at a South Attleboro Denny's in December of 1996?
记得 Yeah, I guess.
哇! 哇! 你喜欢这样啊?! 喜欢吗?! 哇! Waa! Waa! You like that, huh?! You like that?! Waa!
别哇了好吗?! 哇! 闭嘴! 哇! You just tune this out, don't you?! Waa! Well, tune this out! Waa!
- 啊... - 哇! - Aah... - Waa!
- 啊... - 闭嘴! - Aah... - Shut up!
我生气是因为火腿鸡蛋三明治烹调过度... I was angry because my Moon Over My Hammy was overcooked and...
我还有圆蛤录像店的租赁记录 I also have your rental records from the Quahog Video Store.
- 你能念下最后两个片名吗? - "女婿" "抓狂三宝" - Can you read the last two titles? - Son In Law and Bio-Dome.
- 电影主角是谁? - Pauly Shore - And who's the star of those films? - Pauly Shore.
Pauly Shore!
垃圾 He's terrible.
我是给Peter租的 他因为录电影被店加入黑名单 I rented those for Peter. He got banned from the store for taping over movies.
蔷薇花蕾 Rosebud.
这是他的雪橇 他小时候就有了 It's his sled. It was his sled from when he was a kid.
我刚刚挽救了你漫长的平胸的两小时 There, I just saved you two long boobless hours.
多轻松啊 怪到别人头上 How convenient. Blame it on someone else.
这样的人想抚养孩子吗 Is that the man we want raising these puppies?
Peter? 你要相信我 法官大人 Peter? Oh, you've gotta believe me, Your Honour.
Peter 我在准备另一场牌局 你要来吗 Peter, I'm putting together another card game. You in?
- 你... 你想让我参加? - 当然 - You... you want me to play? - Absolutely.
不过前提是指证那条淫荡的杂毛狗 But first I want you to testify against that horny mutt of yours.
哦 我不知能否办到 Oh, I don't know if I can do that.
真遗憾 Bill和Michael还想见你呢 That's too bad, because Bill and Michael want to see you again.
他们稍后就到 Bill去拿"弹力强人阿姆斯特朗"了 They'll come over later. Bill's going to bring his Stretch Armstrong.
动画片 描述拥有自由伸缩能力的特工
哦 那个家伙和他的手臂延伸到下周也没完 Oh, man, and his arms stretch out to next week!
法官大人 Peter Griffin愿意出庭作证 Your Honour, Peter Griffin would like to take the stand.
Griffin先生 以下哪两个词最能概括Brian Griffin Mr Griffin, which of the following two phrases best describes Brian Griffin?
酗酒? 非裔美籍杂货商? Problem drinker, or African-American haberdasher?
- 酗酒吧 但是... - 谢谢 - I guess problem drinker, but that's... - Thank you.
性变态? 或者仔细看就会看出些道道的魔术画? Sexual deviant, or magic picture that if you stare at it long enough, you see something?
- 性变态吧 但不... - 谢谢 - Sexual deviant, but that one's not... - Thank you.
你告诉我的当事人Brian是社会祸害 是否属实? Now, isn't it true that you told my client that Brian is a menace to society
并且是否永远不能与他的孩子见面 and should never be allowed to see his children?
唔... 呃... Um... Uh...
应该允许Brian见他的孩子 Brian should be allowed to see his puppies!
- Peter 你知道自己在做什么吗 - 法官大人 Brian会是个好爸爸的 - Peter, think about what you're doing. - I am. Your Honour, Brian'll be a great dad.
要是我有他一半好 我就知道Chris最喜欢吃的冰淇淋是... If I was half the parent he is, I'd know Chris's favourite ice cream is...
- 巧克力碎 - Stewie睡前最喜欢听...- Chocolate-chip. - Stewie's favourite bedtime story is...
- 晚安 月亮 - Meg的生父叫... - Goodnight, Moon. - Meg's real father's name is...
Stan Thompson.
够了 我相信Brian会做个好父亲 I've heard enough. I do believe that Brian would be a successful parent.
但要是他一如既往 会给孩子们树立坏榜样 However, if he was to repeat his actions, he would be setting a bad example for his puppies.
因此 本席决定Brian进行阉割后才能抚养 Therefore, I grant Brian custody with the condition that he be neutered first.
耶 成功了 你做到了 老兄 恭喜你 Yeah! You did it, buddy! Oh, congratulations!
对了 什么叫"阉割" Oh, man! What does "neutered" mean?
圆蛤动物诊所 安乐死 买二赠一
快成功了 Sea Breeze 还有我没养过小孩 You're almost there, Sea Breeze. Oh, and also, I didn't bring this up before,
但答应我你不会吃了宝宝 but promise me you won't eat any of them.
这就像一个希腊悲剧 一个男人在自己与孩子间抉择 You know, Brian, this is like a Greek tragedy where a man chooses between himself and his children.
当然 你扮演的是"太监"的角色 Of course, you'll be playing the role of "Sans Testiclese".
我们已在走廊尽头准备好 We're ready for you down the hall.
圆蛤动物诊所 安乐死 买二赠一
你确定要这么做? 你还可以和别的狗有小孩啊 Sure you want to go through with this? You could have puppies with another dog.
也许是和一只秃鹰呢 多好 到时你的狗仔会飞 And maybe with a condor! Yeah, then you'd have flying puppies.
意下如何? Brian 会飞的狗仔? Would you like that, Brian? Huh? Flying puppies?
不 Peter 那肚子里的是我的孩子 No. Those puppies in there are mine.
我愿为他们付出一切 一切 And I'll give anything to be with them. Anything.
我没法想象 一旦阉了会变成什么样子 I am not looking forward to what you're gonna be like once they do this to you.
呒 我喜欢巧克力 Mmm. I love chocolate.
但我不能吃 会长胖的 But I can't eat it because then I'll get fat.
不过真的很好吃啊 But it's so good!
- 准备好了吗 Brian - 我想是的 - Are you ready, Brian? - I guess so.
住手 Brain 快来 Stop! Brian, come quick!
- 天钠 不是我的狗宝宝 - 那是谁的呢 - Oh, my God! Those aren't my puppies! - Then whose are they?
貌似是Ted Turner的啊 重口啊
你 你这个荡妇 下流龌龊的荡妇 You! You're a whore! A filthy, filthy whore!
你一定如释重负吧 You must be so relieved.
其实 我… 有点期待做爸爸 Actually, I... I was kind of looking forward to being a dad.
别急切 还有机会的 Don't worry. There'll be other chances.
你知道搞笑的是什么吗 我一直以为狗是… 生蛋的 Hey, you know what's funny? I always thought that dogs... laid eggs.
今天我学了点东西 And I learned something today.
Visiontext Subtitles: Yasmin Rammohan
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