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Family Guy 3x01 The Thin White line
(片名模仿了一部警察电视剧the thin blue line 由憨豆先生的扮演者主演 The Thin white Line也有一部同名小说)
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我陷在一个圈里了 I'm in a rut.
没什么还能让我兴奋 Nothing thrills me any more.
我甚至找不出一个早上离开被窝的原因 I can't even think of a reason to get off the bed in the morning.
- 是吗 - 我的人生如此悲凉 - Really? - My life is so pathetic.
我甚至看了讲Leif Garrett的那集已经18遍了 I've seen that Behind the Music with Leif Garrett 18 times
(Leif Garrett是70年代走红的青少年偶像歌手 后来被滥用药物和法律纠纷缠身)
- 嘿 利夫 好久不见 - 兄弟 好久了 - He...e...Hey,Leif.It's been a while.- Too long,man.
( 是一部讲述音乐人如何成名和所受到的困苦的励志电视剧)
兄弟 我 我真的很抱歉 I'm so sorry about everything, man. I'm so...
(Leif的这集就讲了他向由他导致残疾的好友表示歉意)
还在想那个突发事故 你救了我的命 Ready for a bombshell? You saved my life that night.
但是 但是是我开的车 我 But... but I was driving. I...
- 老兄 是我本来就在毁灭的道路上 - 这次车祸也许使我残废了 但是我还活着 - I was on a road to destruction,man. - The accident may have crippled me,but I'm alive,all right.
老兄 能把摄像机关了么 Can we turn off the cameras, dude?
它 它就像 我不知道 我好像陷入自己的生活里了 It's...it's like I'm,I don't know,trapped in my own life.
Brian,也许你太自我了 Well,Brian,you may be too inwardly focused.
试着去关心其他人 为什么不做义工 Try thinking about others. Why don't you do some volunteer work?
说的对 做义工 谢谢你 Bruce. That makes sense.Volunteer work.Thanks,Bruce.
别着急 你还有13多分钟 You still have 13 more minutes.
哦 是么 Oh. Do I? Hm.
我 我发现你有了一个新的接待员 身材不错哦 恩 I, uh, I notice you got a new receptionist. Nice little body on her, huh?
那是我女儿 That's my daughter.
那 我们也许可以早一天讨论这个 是吧 Well, We could probably call this an early day,huh?
大伙儿 注意了 Attention, everyone.
因为工人们疲劳导致2人死亡和一些抱怨 Due to several complaints and two deaths related to worker fatigue,
所以我决定这个星期六 公司野餐 I have decided to throw a company picnic this Saturday.
-嘿 Derek 你准备怎么去野餐 - 我不知道 我没有车 - Hey ,Derek, How you gettin' to the picnic? - I don't know. I don't have a ride.
嘿 John你不是有个两座的 嘿 Derek 也许你可以跟John一起去 怎么样 Hey, John, you got a two-seater. Hey, Derek, maybe you go with John, huh? Huh?
我再说一遍 我不是同志 For the last time, I'm not gay.
-不管怎么样 谢谢了 Peter- 我们会得到他的 - Thanks anyway,Peter. - We'll get him.
这边走 小心 Here. Right this way. Watch your step.
（给盲人说电影）好吧 他们在树林里 OK. They're in the woods.
(他们看的是 中译<女巫布莱尔>)
镜头持续移动着 The camera keeps on moving.
恩 我想他们在寻找女巫或者别的什么 我不知道 我没在听 Uh,I think they're lookin' for some witch or something. I don't know.I wasn't listening.
没什么发生 没什么发生 Nothing's happening. Nothing's happening.
他们在说地图什么的 Something about a map.
(继续)没什么发生 Nothing's happening.
剧终了 很多观众看起来很愤怒(不过这是个恐怖片来着) It's over.A lot of people in the audience look pissed.
好 记住 Chris 我们要统一行动 以便我们的步伐 Now, remember, Chris, we have to work together so that our steps...
这是我最喜欢的事 抓住涂满油的聋子(以后还会出现这个人） This is my favourite event:Catch the greased-up deaf guy.
行动 Go!
你们抓不到我 你们在浪费时间 You're never gonna catch me!You're wastin' your time!
忘记这件事吧 去做其他的事吧 Forget about it! Go do somethin' else!
明年再见咯 See y'all next year!
- 我赢了 - 我不想玩了（耍赖） - King me. - I don't want to play any more.
疼痛 Brian 我不能像这样活着 The pain. I can't live like this, Brian.
我想你帮我把那个插头拔了 I need you to pull the plug.
这个 我 我不能 我 I-I can't. I...
做我的死亡天使吧 让我获得真正的自由 Be my angel and set me free.
拜托了 Please.
哦 天哪 你真的要那样做 Oh, my God! You were really gonna do it!
这 但是 你 I... But... You...
护士 这只狗想要害死我 护士 Nurse! This dog is trying to kill me! Nurse!
你心理变态 老太婆 听见了没 你脑子有毛病 You are twisted, lady. You hear me? You are screwed-up in the head.
我们这场比赛的冠军能得到一个特殊的奖品 The winner of our final contest will receive a very special prize.
一个星期的带薪假 A week's paid vacation!
你们听到了吗 哦 上帝 希望这是个放屁比赛 Did you hear that? Oh, God, please let it be a fart contest.
这些是麻醉镖 These are tranquilliser darts.
我有足够弄倒小罗伯特唐尼(演钢铁侠)的飞镖哦 I have enough here to take down Robert Downey Jr.
小罗伯特唐尼 Robert Downey...
最后一个倒下的人获胜 开始咯 The last one left standing wins.Let the game begin.
- 好吧 - 为了带薪假 跑吧 Peter!（此句是<阿甘正传>里的名句） - All right!- Run for your life, Peter!
看看他 跑起来就像威尔士人（威尔士举办人马赛跑） Look at him. He runs like a Welshman.
不是吗 他跑起来不像威尔士人 Doesn't he? Doesn't he run like a Welshman?
- Hey, Brian. - Hi, Joe.
Bonnie 正在做玛莎拉炖鸡(玛莎拉是一种葡萄酒) Bonnie making chicken Marsala,tonight?
不 她三天以前做的 哇 你有个奇异的鼻子 No. She made that three nights ago. Wow! That's some nose you've got!
是的 它有次差点让我获得了一个当发言人的机会 Yeah. One time it almost got me a spokesman deal.
跟着感觉走（也可以说跟着你的鼻子走 指嗅觉） "Follow your nose.""Follow your nose.""Follow your nose."
哦 对不起 我不是那个意思 你那样很好 Oh, I'm sorry. No, that was good.
我 我只是没想到你会念得这么卡通 I-I just didn't think you were gonna go so cartoony with it.
- 那你怎么念 - 这个 我还不知道 - How would you read it? - Oh, I don't know.
我正在想该怎么做 你知道的 像一个表演者那样 但是你的方式也不错 I was thinkin' of doin' it, you know, good. Like an actor. But your way's good too.
我们能够在这片管辖区用到这个奇异的鼻子 you know,We could use a nose like that down at the precinct.
真的么 Really?
我想就剩我和你了 Peter 我们中的一个将赢得带薪假 I guess it's just down to you and me, Peter. One of us is gonna win that paid vacation.
我不想在奶奶洗澡的时候喂她培根(麻醉剂打多了说胡话了) I don't wanna feed Grandma bacon while she's in the bathtub.
Peter 你还好吗？ Peter, are you OK?
Weed先生 我想Peter需要一名医生... Mr Weed, I think Peter needs a doc...
冠军诞生了 We have a winner!
过来 猫咪 猫咪 猫咪 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
没毒品 她没有 他也没有 No drugs. She's good. He's clean.
好了 看来除了机务人员 都检查完了 well,look like that's it,except for the flight crew.
嘿 Brian 你的Johnny Law执法做的如何啊 Hey, Brian. What's with the Johnny Law routine
(Johnny Law 执法的化身)
跟我们最新的缉毒特警打个招呼 他可是天生的哦 Say hello to our newest narc. He's a natural.
哦 是吗 你有多棒 Oh, yeah? How good are you?
你从马尼拉(菲律宾首都)回来 你吃过鲁比亚(一种食物)你还和两个菲律宾女人嘿咻过 You're back from Manila. You ate lumpia, then you made love to two Filipino women.
- 还有一个男人 - 你是说3个菲律宾女人 - And a man. - You mean three Filipino women.
不是吧(傻了吧 估计有个是人妖) No-o-o-o-o!
等一下 好像有什么东西不对劲 Wait a second. Got something.
这个可能就有毒品哦 兄弟们 上 This could be the real deal, boys. Let's do it!
别动 毒贩子 Don't move, dirtbag!
这是可卡因 我们抓到了 太好了 这就是我们正在缉拿的 It's coke! Yes! All right! We got 'em! This is great.This is the rush I've been lookin' for.
干得好 Brian,恩 你那里还有一点 额... Good work,Brian.Uh,you still got a little,uh...
哦 是的 谢了(吸了一点 傻了吧) Oh. Oh, thanks.
Peter 你这个带薪假我们上哪去好呢 So Peter.Where shall we go for your week off?
我们可以像我们去年那样 一起去炼狱 We could all go to Purgatory like we did last year.
这个不坏 虽然它不好 但也不是那么坏 This isn't bad.It's not that good,but it's not that bad.
- 是啊 就这样 - 是的 或多或少有一点 - It's so-so.- Yeah. More or less.
嘿 Brian 如果警察都是猪 是不是要把你训练成警犬 (没查到貌似是土耳其语) Hey,Brian.If cops are pigs,does that make you a schnozage?
-你整晚都在写这个 -我大概两点到两点半才上床 - Did you stay up all night writing that? - I got to bed around 2:00,2:30.
你知道Joe说可卡因的黑市价么？ You know what joe said the street value of that the cocaine would been?
让我想想 未加工的尼加拉瓜货4.5公斤值 一百七十万(mil=百万),差不多这样吧 Let's see.Four and a half kilos uncut Nicaraguan.1.7 mil,that area?
恩 是的 你说的对（还想唬人来着） Uh, yeah. That's... that's... that's right.
大家看 Brian上头版了 You guys, Brian's famous!
-你是个英雄 -好样的 伙计 - You're a hero!- Way to go,pal!
哦 大家别这样 没什么 哦 Lois 你的面包烤好了 Oh, come on, stop it, you guys. It's nothing really. Oh, Lois, your toast is ready.
哦 厉害啊 Wow! Oh, my!
- 恩 Meg在用一个新的护发素 - 哦 是的 真令人惊奇 - Uh,Meg's using a new conditioner. - He's right!That's amazing!
- 要给Stewie换尿布了 - 胡说 我还没 好吧 是的 - Time to change Stewie. - Preposterous.I haven't...There it is.
不错 All right!
停车 Stop the car.
在那里 Over there.
别动 警察搜查 Everybody freeze! This is a bust!
Brian 这是主日学校课(基督教的周日学校) Brian, this is a Sunday-school class.
就是这儿 纯的BoGot金条(哥伦比亚首都) 这是毒品加工点 The hell it is.Pure Bogot bullion.This is a drug ring.
- 但是 这些就是些小孩子 - 哦 是吗 你叫什么名字 - But these are just kids. - Oh,yeah?What's your name?
- Ricky - 他们不是小孩 他们是侏儒 - Ricky. - They're not kids.They're midgets.
下流的带货(传递毒品)侏儒 Filthy drug-peddling midgets.
哦 老天 Oh, my God!
小心 Brian Look out, Brian!
- 干得好 - 你是我们的骄傲 - Nice work!- You're a credit to the force.
Brian 你为我们赢得了荣誉 Additional generic cop compliment, Brian.
谢谢 实际上真正的英雄是上帝赐给我的鼻子 Thanks. But the real hero here is God for blessing me with this nose.
和一帮一样令人惊奇的家伙们（指同事们） And a few other equally amazing appendages.
- 我最好把这些可卡因放起来当证据 - 哦 我 我来吧 - well,I better take this cocaine down to Evidence. - Oh,I'll...I'll do that.
我们酒吧见咯 I'll catch up with you guys at the pub.
那就这么定了 我们在巴哈马航游 So it's settled.We're takin' a cruise to the Bahamas.
啊 这一定很爽 航船旅行最爽了 Ah, this is gonna be great.The cruise is the best.
看啊 也就是说 我们可以自己选择要左舷还是右舷的船舱 And look. It says we have our choice of cabins-port or starboard.
哈 听我说 我听起来就像一个银发老水手！ Ha! Listen to me! I sound like an old salt!
我不得不说 我早就一直梦想着航船生活了 I must say, I've always dreamed of a life at sea.
我是皇后号最伟大的船长 "I'm the greatest captain of the Queen's Navy
而且没人能够超越你 "And your record will stand as proof
不论是大帆船还是运货船 我都是一个航行专家 "Be it galley or freighter,I'm an expert navigator
而且你也是一个世界级的榜样 "And you're also a world-class proof
我十分消极的态度 是因为我这么一个能在桅杆上旋转的海员被扔在了大街上 "My manner, quite effete, is mistaken on the street for a sailor who can pirouette on cue
不管你们信不信 我能让一两个女孩兴奋 "Well, despite your point of view I can thrill a girl or two
但是我宁愿跟你们在一起 "But I'd rather get it on with you
哈哈哈 Ha-ha-ha!
对不起 迟到了 Sorry to be tardy to the party.
哇 Brian 你减肥了 快告诉我秘诀 Wow, Brian! Have you lost weight? You gotta tell me your secret.
给你一个建议 放下餐叉 面向墙壁 Here's a hint. put down the fork! Face!
今天过得怎么样 So, how was your day?
真他妈让人不能相信 我们盯上了一个坏蛋 My day?Un-freakin'-believable. First we nailed a bastard who had the gall
他把毒品藏到他女儿的玩具里面 她的玩具啊 to hide his stuff in his daughter's doll. Her doll!for god sake!
我说到哪了 噢 我得告诉你 雷达上都没显示出来 oh,Where's the line any more?oh,I got news for ya. It-it's not even on the radar screen.
有正义和美德的日子都不复存在了 妈的 The days of decency and virtue are gone.Bam!
一个发出恶臭的烂泥塘 有一天你在里面看见你的倒影 Freakin' evaporated like a dingy,stinkin' mud puddle. One day you see your reflection in it,
然后第二天那里就有一道该死的油迹在你的破碎的车道上 and the next day it's a damn oil spot on your cracked driveway
就在你后面盯着你 嘲笑你 废话 废话 全是废话 staring back at you, mocking you. Blah! Blah! Blah!
知道这些畸形的事实让我的灵魂被侵蚀 这就是我的一天 Knowin' the perverted truths that rot in the pit of your soul. That's how my freakin' day was.
你知道我还从来没有吃过什么吗 Big League Chew(一种烟草味的口香糖) You know what I haven't had in a while?Big League Chew.
所以 相信我 Griffin先生 一名缉毒犬 So take it from me - McGriffin, the drug dog.
如果你真的想要有过瘾的感觉 那就像做你自己一样简单 If you really wanna get high,it's as easy as being yourself.
好了 孩子们 我现在把舞台交给 Gerald 一个开心的扮演戒毒警察的小丑 Well, kids, I'm gonna pass things off now to... Gerald, the happy and abstinent police clown.
嘿 孩子们 你们知道我为什么开心么 Hey, kids! You know why I'm happy?
因为我没有STD(性病) Cos I'm free of S... T... Ds!
- 那个McGriffin家伙太酷了 - 总的来说 我还从来没碰过毒品呢 - That McGriffin guy was so cool! - Totally.I'm never doing drugs now.
牛奶？ Got milk?
哈哈哈哈哈哈 Ahhhhh.
Chris在你航行旅游前 最好让自己稍微黑一点 Now Chris,before you go on a cruise, you gotta build up a base tan.
但是 我听说如果你用晒黑床 你也许会得黑色素瘤的 But I heard that if you use tanning beds, you could get something called melanoma.
那只是为了性感瞎说的 好了 进去吧 Oh, that's just fancy talk for sexified.Now,climb in.
- 嘿 这是什么类型的晒黑床 - 你看不懂说明么 这不是晒黑床 - Hey, what kinda tanning booth is this? - can't you read.Those aren't tanning booths.
- 这一排是时间机器 - 哦 妈的 他他妈到哪去了 - That row is time machines. - Oh, crap! Where the hell is he?
嘿 老爸 我现在在一个神奇的地方 整个体育场的人在为我鼓掌 Hey, Dad, I'm in the Bible days, and there's a whole stadium of people clappin' for me.
哦 看 我自己的狮子 Oh, look, my very own lion!
哦 老天 Oh, my God!
肯定是拿错了 huh.Must've got the wrong hat.
现在 这里有我们希望你能真的喜欢的东西了 And now,here's something we hope you'll really like.
Brian这里不能抽烟 wow Brian.There's no smokin' in the terminal.
喂老兄 那里有比尼古丁更坏的东西 而我会找出他们的 There's worse things than nicotine,pal. And I'm gonna find 'em.
别急躁 St Patrick也不是一天就把翡翠岛的蛇清除的 ah.Patience. It took St Patrick more than a day to clear the Emerald Isle of snakes.
(基督教传教士 爱尔兰的守护神 爱尔兰使徒 翡翠岛是爱尔兰的一个岛)
- 爱尔兰人连拉屎都不会 你说呢 Horowicz - 好吧 - Can the Irish crap,will you,Horowicz?- OK.
- 打开它 - 啊 让我走 - Open it! - Agh! Let me go!
救救我 Help! Help!
藏在哪里了 我要给你做个体腔检查 all right,Where's the stash? I'll do a freakin' body-cavity search,I swear!
- 啊 啊 - 对不起 先生 - Argh! Argh! - Sir, we apologise.
Griffin有些话不好说出口 你有毒瘾了吧 Griffin,There's no easy way to say this. You have a drug problem.
毒品问题 你什么意思 嫉妒我 还是我抢走了你的风头 Joe A drug problem? What's this really about? Jealousy? Am I stealin' your thunder,Joe.Is that it?
- 把你的警徽给我 - 拿去 - Give me your badge. - Fine!
顺便说下 Horowicz,你应该告诉Joe你对他的印象 By the way, Horowicz, you should show Joe your impression of him.
哦 呃 你知道 这不像我们爱尔兰警察 不过这是小事 Oh, well... It's not as good as,you know,my Irish cop. It's just a little thing I...
我是Joe 虽然我腿断了 但是我用我强壮的上身弥补了 "Look at me,I'm Joe! My legs don't work,but I make up for it by having a very strong upper body. "
哈 好吧 我确实这么说过 Well, I do say that.
哦 <老人与海>我看你正在调整到我们航游的心情 Oh The Old Man and the Sea. I see you're gettin' in the mood for our cruise.
是的 愚蠢的渔夫 坐在船上 一个人在自怨自艾 Yeah. Stupid fisherman. Sittin' out there on a boat yammerin' to himself.
他甚至不知道 我正在看着他 He doesn't even know I'm watching him.
啊 好炫 神秘的可卡因恶魔回家了 Ah, splendid. Fido McCoke-Fiend is home.
- 大伙这是Tina - 你怎么了 - Everybody,this is Tina.- What happened to you?
闭上该死的嘴 别问问题 Hey how about little less questions and more shut-the-hell-up.
女孩不会仅仅因为你不能察觉自己的嘴臭而感受不到你的粗鲁 you know,Just because you can't feel your teeth doesn't mean the girl can't feel your insults.
你好 我是Lois Griffin 欢迎到我家来玩 Hello. I'm Lois Griffin. Welcome to our home.
所以 她是你的老娘还是什么 So,what?She's,like,your mom or somethin'?
Tina,我可以拿条热毛巾好让你擦掉鼻子下干了的血迹么 Tina, can I get you a warm washcloth to wipe the dried blood from under your nose?
- 这是一个Lois还不知道的频道(应该是成人频道) -Brian 你要 - Here baby.I'll show you the channel Lois doesn't know about. - Brian.what you...
Chris 别看 Meg 把Stewie抱上楼 Chris,look away! Meg, take Stewie upstairs.
等等 那人好像被蛇咬的很严重(蛇咬了会变肿 你懂的) Wait.That man seems to have suffered a serious snakebite.
Brian,你能让你的新朋友现在离开么 Brian, would you please ask your new friend to leave now?
哦 对不起 这些对一个家庭主妇来说真实得无法接受 Oh, sorry. Things gettin' too real for the Stepford wife?
看看你们 Quasimodo(形容长得畸形)和Lumpy(形容懒惰) And look at you two Quasimodo and Lumpy.
(Quasimodo是<巴黎圣母院>中一个长相极其丑陋的敲钟人 但内心十分善良)
我在草地上拉的屎都比你们强 I leave more personality in tightly-coiled piles on the lawn.
哦 该我了 下面该形容我了 Oh, do me! Do me next!
来吧 宝贝 我们去公园 Come on, baby girl. Let's go to the park.
- 嘿 医生 你在这干什么 - 你家里人有话要对你说说 - Hey, Doc. What are you doing here? - Your family has something they like to say to you.
Brian, 我知道我不大爱说话 Brian, I know I don't speak up much,
对我来说很难表达我现在的心情 但是 and it's really hard for me to talk about my feelings, but...
我们还是从更有意思的人开始吧 Peter why do we start with someone more interesting. Peter?
Brian自从你染上毒瘾 你就成了混蛋 Brian,ever since your addiction, you've been a jerk.
我怀念那些你还是我死党的美好时光 I miss the good old days when you were my sidekick.
额 她直到我告诉她这领带是由 100%Buttafuco的纤维做成才不讨厌我 Uh... so she hated my tie until I told her it was made out of 100 per cent Buttafuco fibre.
(Buttafuco应该是Joey Buttafuoco 美国一家汽车车身店主 与Amy Fisher有染 后者枪击了前者老婆不过没打死)
Uh, yeah, yeah.
Uh... yeah.
Yeah. Eeh. Yeah.
Brian 来点关于领带的音乐怎么样 Hey Brian, how about a little tie music?
Peter的领带, Peter的领带 "Peter's tie, Peter's tie
那是因为Peter这个家伙 "That's because Peter's the guy!
好了 就这些 一点关于领带的音乐 All right. That's it. A little tie music.
Heh-hee!
Yeah!
听着 你 你们弄错了 我 我是要 Look,you here, you-you guys got it all wrong. I-I-I... I wa...
哦 大伙儿 真的对不起 Oh, I'm so sorry, everyone!
上帝啊 我需要帮助 Oh, God, I need help!
我想我们现在知道他是什么类型的狗了 well,I guess now we know what kind of dog he is.
一只黑色牧羊犬 A melan-collie.
(Black sheep专指害群之马)
没笑 哦 等等 我应该说 Chi-wah-wah(吉娃娃) Nothing? Oh, wait, wait, wait. I should have said "Chi-wah-wah".
妈的 我没义务逗你们笑的 I don't have to fucking impress you.
Lois 我不是感觉迟钝 Look,I'm not insensitive,Lois.
我只是不明白为什么就因为一直嗑药的狗 我们得取消我们的航游 I just don't see why do we have to cancel our cruise just cos the dog's a cokehead?
Brian在戒毒所时我们不会去旅行的 我们只要等到明年再去就好了 We're not going on vacation while Brian's in rehab. We'll just have to wait till next year.
哦 好吧 Aw, man!
听着Peter我会补偿你的 我有个兄弟在Med俱乐部上班 Look Peter I'll make it up to you. I have a cousin who works at Club Med.
哇靠 看看这地方 Holy crap! Look at this place.
如果上帝不得不戒毒 他一定会到这里来 This is where God would come if he had to stop doin' blow.
- 他们有网球场 - 还有一个大温泉 - They have tennis courts! - And a full spa!
哇 难怪人们嗑药 Wow! No wonder people do drugs!
祝你好运Brian 我知道你肯定会戒掉的 Good luck,Brian.I just know you're gonna get clean.
哈 想在矿物浴和泡沫浴里洗不干净都难啊 Ha!Shouldn't be too hard to get clean with all these mineral baths and jacuzzis.
哦 我说 一个肥仔说了双关语的笑话 每个人都笑得要死 Oh, I see. The fat man makes a pun and everyone wets themselves.
我给你们说了个非常经典的你们却一点反应也没 我回车里了 I give you gold and I get squat.I'll be in the car.
这是一个富有成效的第一天 Brian That was a very productive first day, Brian.
我们这里的目标就是找到那个 Our goal here is to find your X factor -
为何开始嗑药的原因 the element in your life that made you turn to drugs in the first place.
离开这些东西一段时间真是挺棒的 谢谢你 医生 Just having some time away to sort things out is gonna do wonders. Thanks, Doctor.
你在这干什么 wha...What are you doing here?
我在度假 哦 如果有人问起 我就说我也嗑药 I'm on vacation. Oh, and if anyone asks, I'm also on smack.
Peter, 这是戒毒所 你不能在这里度假 Peter, this is a detox clinic. You can't vacation here.
为什么不能 这里比航游还好 Why not? This place is way better than a cruise.
你应该看看我今天骑的那匹快马 You should see that I whipped this speedfreak's ass at horseshoes today.
听着 我不是在度假 我正在接受治疗呐 Peter.This isn't a vacation for me. For God sake.I'm tryin' to get healthy.
好吧好吧 Yeah, OK. All right.
嘿 下午有垒球哦 Hey, softball this afternoon.
来看我们戒毒人员和湖那边怀孕的美女们玩 Watch us addicts are takin' on the pregnant teenagers from across the lake.
好的 加油 大伙儿 锻炼对痊愈很重要 OK, come on, everyone. Exercise is an important part of recovery.
我们仅仅就是对抗水的阻力 来十下 一 二... Just work with the resistance of the water. Ten more reps. And one. And two.
三... And three.
耶 我对胸部也上瘾 Yeah! I'm also addicted to boobies!
用这个换你的蛋糕（他用毒品换蛋糕） Trade you this for your cupcake.
怎么了？刚才是个玩笑 我站你那一边的 What? It was just Carpet Fresh.I'm on your side.
我一直在观察你 我认为你不是嗑药 你简直就是个白痴 I've been observing your behaviour. I don't think you're an addict. I think you're an idiot.
好吧 我不会对你的想法买单的 热唇 事实上 我什么也不给你 得分 Well, I don't pay you to think, hot lips. In fact, I don't pay you at all. Count it.
(count it是骂人以后展示自己的优越感的俚语)
我会盯着你的 你叫什么 I'll be keeping my eye on you.What's your name?
额 我的名字 Uh, my-my name? Uh...
Uh... uh... uh...
(豌豆的发音) Pea... uh... uh... uh...
(眼泪的发音) Tear... uh...
额 Griffin（狮鹫) Uh... Griffin.
是的 是的 Peter Griffin(还是自己的名字) Yeah. Yeah. Peter Griffin.
哦 妈的 Oh, crap.
Brain我正在找你 你想去湖对面怀孕女生们那鬼混么 Hey Brain,I was lookin' for you. You wanna go mess with the pregnant teens across the lake?
不行 我两点整有集体心理治疗 I can't. Group therapy,2 o'clock.
噢 我见识过一个 比我当George Harrison(Beatles的一员)的保镖还无聊 Oh man I saw one of those more borin' than when I was a security guard for George Harrison.
嘿 嘿 嘿 嘿 嘿 安静一点 Hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey! Quiet down up there!
你们这些古怪的Beatle You wacky Beatle.
(隐射1999年12月31日有人闯入George Harrison的家的事实)
我最近做了很多练习了 错过一个又不会是世界末日 Well,I have made a lot of progress lately.I guess missing one session wouldn't be the end of the world.
这就对了 There you go.
- 你说他们在bug juice(杀虫剂)放什么 - 虫子 -Hey,what do you think they put in the bug juice? - Bugs?
不会吧 No, they don't! Come on.
闭嘴 Shut up.
我真希望你们为你们自豪 14个早产儿 Well I hope you're proud of yourselves. 14 premature births.
对不起医生 我一般不会让Peter拉下水做这些蠢事的 Sorry,Doc. I don't usually let Peter talk me into this kinda stuff.
等等Brian 你之前就认识这人渣 Wait a minute,Brain.You have a pre-existing relationship with this degenerate?
人渣 我吗 A degenerate, am I?
好吧 你这个吹毛求疵的家伙 Well, you are a fastidzio.
看到没 我也能自己组词 See? I can make up words too, sister.
- 好吧 我们已经发现那个因素了 - 你是说 Peter - Well,I think we've found your X factor. - You mean Peter?
他的行为对你有不好的影响 以你的智力和直觉... His behaviour is a negative influence on you. With your intelligence and sensitivity...
喔 嘿 那是我自己犯的错 好吗 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey. I made my own mistakes. All right?
这个家伙把我领回他家 像家人一样对待我 This man took me into his home and treated me like family.
- 他是我最好的朋友 - 那你看看现在你怎么样了 - He's my best friend. - And look where you've ended up.
告诉你吧 我在你这里的治疗已经结束了 You know what, I think my therapy here is complete.
我来这里是为了戒毒 我也做到了 所以 再见 I came here to get clean and I did. So goodbye.
Brian, 这一刻我的感觉就像你比我早50年死去时一样 Brian, it's moments like this that make me sad you're gonna die 50 years before I do.
他过去嗑药 让我们窒息 "He was all coked up then we were choked up
但是Brian现在回家了我们很开心 "But now we're happy Brian's home,cha-cha-cha!
Lois.我认真的说 你可以举办商演了 I am serious, Lois. You could be in show business.
-嘿 Meg 有18岁了么- 没 （美国和18岁以下未成年发生关系属于违法） - Hey, Meg. 18 yet?- No.
- Chris 你好吗 - 我很高兴 - Chris, how are ya?- I'm glad...
好吧 All right!
Brian,我很内疚 如果不是为了我 你也不会沾上那些东西 Brian, I feel guilty. If not for me, you wouldn't have been exposed to that junk.
Joe,如果说我从这件事学到什么的话 Joe,if I've learned anything from my experience,
那就是 我们要对我们自己的命运负责 it's that we're all responsible for our own destiny.
- 那就是为什么我选择离开 - 离开 你不能走 - And that's why I'm leaving. - Leavin'?You can't leave.
我不得不这么做 Peter.为了我 我爱你们 I have to, Peter. For me. I love you all.
谁来说句话啊 Somebody say something.
Brian 等等 Brian, wait!
等一下 Hold on a second.
机场 谢谢 Airport, please.
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