Family Guy 3x20 Brian&Stewie特辑
欧洲之旅
该集同S02E13罗德岛之旅一样 内容及名字都取材于电影《Road to Morocco》
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- 现在4点整 你们可以走了 - 换回来 - I say it's 4 o'clock! Away with you! - Change it back!
算了吧 开心农场秀开始了 新推出的给无聊孩子们洗脑的精神食粮 Forget it. Jolly Farm Revue is on. The latest indoctrinating pabulum for children with not enough to do.
嘿 闭上你的狗嘴 Hey! Shut up!
- 起来了 起来了 孩子们 - 早上好 Maggie母亲 - Wakey wakey, children! - Good morning, Mother Maggie.
太阳升起又迎来了开心农场的新一天 The sun has risen on another day in Jolly Farm.
让我们瞧瞧生活中有哪些精彩纷呈的东西在等着我们呢 Let's see what life's rich pageant has in store for us.
她有着天使的嗓音 再来个阳台你就能演莎士比亚的戏了 She has the voice of an angel! And a balcony you could do Shakespeare from.
奏你的歌曲 旋律羊 帮助孩子们吸收营养 Play your song, Melody Sheep,to aid the little ones' nourishment.
但是弹得轻柔些 因为潘格鲁猪要大声朗读 But play softly,for Pengrove Pig wishes to read aloud
他的魔法书了 里面收录了所有书本的内容 from his magic tome that holds every book ever written.
对伊普斯威奇的孩子们来说是残酷的 因为一场棒棒糖饥荒降临在了他们身上 "It was difficult for the children of Ipswich when the lollipop famine cursed them... "
英格兰东部城市
你怎么还看得下去 你知道这都是些废话 How can you stand watching this? It's dreck and you know it.
不敢回应了是吧 对这些一无是处的狗屎没话说了吧 Don't have the guts to respond, huh? No defence of this unmitigated crap?
广告 我要去拿点全麦饼干 Commercial! I'm getting some graham crackers.
欢迎回到KISS论坛 罗德岛公共媒体中最受欢迎的KISS节目 Welcome to KISS Forum, Rhode Island Public Access's most popular show about KISS.
1973年成立的一个硬摇滚乐队
- Lois 快来 又开始了 - 别激动 你知道我一秒都不会错过的 - Lois, hurry! It's back on! - Calm down. You know I wouldn't miss a second of this.
好 让我们来接听电话 你现在连线到KISS论坛了 OK, let's take a call. You're on KISS Forum.
- KISS太屌了 - 好的 说得好 说得妙 - KISS rules! Whoo! - OK, good call. Good call.
好 嘿 你连线到KISS论坛了 All right. Hey, you're on KISS Forum.
- 嗯 KISS真烂 - 等等 等等 - Yeah. KISS sucks! - Whoa, whoa!
- 追踪这个电话 - 他们烂到家了 就是个屁 - Trace the call! - They suck big time, man. They bite ass!
等等…我认出这声音了 Wait... I recognise that voice!
你是Dennis De Young 那个Styx的主唱 坦白从宽 小子 Is this Dennis De Young, lead singer from Styx? Come clean, man.
是呀 是呀 就是我 Dennis Yeah. Yeah, it's me. It's Dennis.
你这个嫉妒的二B 那我来放"Detroit Rock City"和"Come Sail Away" You jealous douche. How about I play "Detroit Rock City" and "Come Sail Away"
前者是KISS的歌 后者是Styx的歌
看它们一起放谁牛逼一点 你自找的 你个高音杂种 and let's see how they stack up side by side. You want that, you high-voiced bastard?!
我们看完这段片子之后继续回来 We'll be right back after this.
嘿 没看到你进来呢 我在为我们的巡演健身呢 Hey, didn't see you come in. We're getting into shape for our tour.
我们要在5天里演5场 We're playing five big shows in five days.
- 所以如果你… - 摇滚 - So if you... - Rock and roll!
你为什么不去坐在角落里 快去 Why don't you just sit in the corner, huh? Go on.
所以如果你是个KISS粉并住在东北部 So if you're a KISS fan.you live in the Northeast,
那么就开看这名为"KISS无敌"的5场演出吧 come out for all five shows of what we're calling KISS-Stock!
日 东北部 每逢这样我就想骂娘 咱住在法属波利尼西亚啊 Hell, the Northeast! At times like this I curse the fact that we live in French Polynesia.
那个是在大洋洲
- 不 Peter 我们就在东北部 - 是吗 而且KISS也要来东北部 - No, Peter, we're in the Northeast. - Yeah? And KISS is coming to the Northeast.
那就是说…呃… That means... uh...
- 那就是说… - 不 不 Lois 让我自己来 别提醒我 - That means... - No, no, Lois. Don't help me.
那就是说我们能做点什么… It means we can do something...
加油 Peter 你快成功了 Come on, Peter. You're almost there.
我们可以去看"KISS无敌"演出了 We can go to KISS-Stock!
- 哟 Lois - 什么 - Yo, Lois! - What?
我正在收拾行李 但我找不到我心爱的内裤了 I'm packing and can't find my favourite underwear.
就是那件右半屁股有个裂口 The pair with the rip in the right butt cheek
那个裂口是你在飞机洗手间小跑时踩出来的那个 from stepping on 'em in the airplane bathroom when you had the trots?
不是 左半屁股上有个洞 那是因为我憋了2小时的屁 No, with the hole in the left butt cheek from holding it in for two hours
那次教堂布道时间太久 我又不想放屁冒犯神明 cos it was a long church sermon and I thought blowing gas would offend Jesus,
所以我在门厅里放了出来 声音有点像Louis Armstrong so I let it go in the vestibule and it sounded like Louis Armstrong.
爵士音乐家
哦 最底下的抽屉里 Oh, bottom drawer.
告诉Maggie母亲你们长大了想干什么 Tell Mother Maggie what you want to be when you grow up.
- 科学家 - 小说家 - A scientist. - A novelist.
剑桥校长 A Cambridge don.
我在这个肮脏的猪窝里能有什么未来呢 What's my future, coming from these squalid surroundings?
在洗衣店和别人打架 Fighting with a dude at the Laundromat
因为他调戏了我老婆 我应该待在开心农场而不是这 because he hit on my baby's mama? I should be there, not here!
伦敦 London.
老爸 你们去看"KISS无敌"演出时我和Meg能熬夜吗 Dad, can me and Meg stay up late every night when you're at KISS-Stock?
想干嘛就干嘛 但是不要吃糖果树 Do whatever you want. Just don't eat from the candy tree.
他提醒你们是对的 我以小娃儿为食 He's right to caution you. I feed on children.
你不介意照看Stewie几天的对吧 Brian You don't mind watching Stewie for a few days ,do you? Brian.
不介意 只要开心农场秀一放 他就不会分神了 Nah. Since Jolly Farm Revue came on, he's been distracted.
- 那就是小菜一碟 - 各位再见了 - It'll be a breeze. - Bye, everyone.
我的SB父母要花5天去追捧过时的SB乐队KISS 真痛苦 My stupid parents are spending five days following stupid old KISS around. It's painful.
这话可能是因为Meg的配音Kunis曾在KISS关于《70年代秀》 的特别表演中出现过 她是《70年代秀》主演之一
那可没你脑袋上装的铁箍痛苦 Not as painful as a tyre iron upside your head.
- 什么 - 我会想你们的 - What? - I'll miss you!
嘿 Stewie 你中午想吃什么 Hey, Stewie, what do you want for lunch?
亲爱的贱狗 我出发去开心农场和其他小朋友住在一起了 "Dear stupid dog, I've gone to live with the children on Jolly Farm. "
永别了 Stewie "Goodbye for ever. Stewie. "
另外 Lois在圣诞节送我的套衫我一直没机会退掉 P.S. I never got a chance to return that sweater Lois gave me for Christmas. "
我把收据留在我桌上了 大概早过了30天退换期限 "I left the receipt's on top of my bureau. I'm probably over the 30-day return limit,
但我想你要是去闹一下 他们可能会送你一张购物卡什么的 but I'm sure if you make a fuss, they'll give you a store credit or something. "
其实那也不是一件很差的套衫 "It's actually not a horrible sweater. "
但我不能想象自己一直穿着它的样子 懂么 "It's just I can't imagine when I would ever wear it. You know?"
我在桌上还留了一颗钮扣 "I also left a button on the bureau. "
我不知道该把它用在哪儿 "I'm not sure what it goes to,
但我没法让自己不去想它 but I can never bring myself to throw a button away. "
只要我愿意 总能找到一件衣服把它派上用场 然后它就… "I know as soon as I do, I'll find the garment it goes to, and then it'll... "
慢着 它有可能是那件套衫上的吗 上面有扣子么 嗯 "Wait a minute, Actually, could it have been from the sweater? Did it have buttons? Hm. "
在我开始流浪前要说的就是这些 好的 永别了 "I should wrap this up before I start to ramble. OK, goodbye for ever. "
再另外 你知道 伦敦可能会有点冷 我得带上那件套衫 P.P.S. You know, it might be chilly in London. I'm going to take the sweater. "
上帝啊 Oh, my God!
这里肯定有架飞机是去伦敦的 One of these planes must be going to London.
排好 孩子们 快一点 Queue up, children spit-spot.
这里是票 小姐 都是我们的 Here are the tickets, miss. These are all ours.
快点 阿尔伯特音乐厅 一肉两菜 大本钟 戴维克拉克五人组 再见 再会 Spit-spot, Albert Hall, meat and two veg, Big Ben, Dave Clark Five, pip-pip, cheerio.
他说的全是和英国或伦敦有关的词语或用语 meat and two veg一肉两菜指英国传统饮食习惯 也有JJ和DD的意思
这是美总统尼克松对公众致意的经典动作
- 要热毛巾吗 - 嗯 谢谢 - Hot towel? - Yes, thank you.
呃 来啊 Well, come on!
- 你他娘的来这干嘛 - 带你下飞机 - What the hell are you doing here? - Taking you off this plane.
你还这么想吗 浪子 Think again, Rover.
好么 我和一个任性的出走儿童被困在洲际航班上 还有更糟的吗 Great. I'm stuck on a transatlantic flight with a petulant runaway. Could it get worse?
你知道我为什么讨厌飞行吗 花生 You know what I hate about flying? The peanuts.
这位是美《60分钟》新闻节目的解说员Andy Rooney
首先 你打不开袋子 他们到底想要防谁呢 First of all, you can't get 'em open. Who are they trying to keep out of these?
还有洗手间的剃须刀槽有啥用 真有人在那剃毛么 And what's the deal with the razor-blade slot in the bathroom? Do people really shave in there?
这位是喜剧演员Jerry Seinfeld 主演过情景喜剧《宋飞传》
嗨 我是Andy Dick 打扰 我要把包放到顶上去 噢 Hi. Andy Dick here. Excuse me. I've got to get my bag up in the overhead bin here. Oh!
喜剧明星
哦 不 Whoa, no, no! Oh!
哇 感觉好奇怪哟 Wow, that's wacky!
还不赖吧 是不 你一直在睡觉么 That wasn't so bad, was it? Did you sleep at all?
- 睡了一小会 - 我睡不着 我的枕头闻起来像屁 - A little. - I couldn't. My pillow smelled like farts.
但是没关系因为我们在英格兰啦 But that's all right because we're in England!
哦不 Uh-oh.
我不明白啊 英格兰的绿野 花姑娘 龅牙律师都在哪儿 But I don't get it. Where is England verdant fields, rosy-rumped maidens and bucktoothed solicitors?
朝那边再走3000英里 我们现在在中东 About 3,000 miles that way.We're in the Middle East.
- 我们要去哪 - 不知道 我对这阿拉伯村庄不太熟 - Where are we going? - I don't know. I'm not exact familiar with this particular Arabian village.
买东西啦 水货便宜货大甩卖啦 Stuff for sale! Bad, cheaply made stuff for sale!
嘿 美国佬 喜欢电影不 Hey, Americans. You like movies?
这里有《老兄 我的车没在老地方 但是感谢真主 我们没受伤》 I've got Dude, My Car Is Not Where I Parked It, But Praise Allah, We Are Not Hurt.
片名恶搞了喜剧电影《Dude, Where's My Car》
出售骆驼啦 这是一个老头子的 Camels for sale! This one owned by a little old man
他只是周日去清真寺的时候骑它 它刚换过膝盖 who only drove it to mosque on Sundays. Just had its knees replaced.
- 买一头然后离开这 - 买一头吗 我只有50块哎 - Buy one and let's get out of here. - What do you mean buy one? All I've got is 50 bucks.
我们得引开他的注意 跟着我做 We'll have to distract him. Follow my lead.
你和我呀 如此不同 "You and I are so awfully different
此曲也是由电影《Road to Morocco》中的插曲改编
虽说大不相同 却是知心好友 "Too awfully different to ever be pals
- 你要先来么 - 嗯 我来 - Do you want to go first? - Yeah. I'll Go.
你最喜爱的偶像是萨德侯爵 "Your favourite hero is the Marquis de Sade
他是SM鼻祖
我还要说你呢 You're one to talk.
你一看到Phylicia Rashad就硬啦 "You get a stiffie from Phylicia Rashad
演员 歌手 是个老女人
噢 就一次而已 Oh, one time.
我的品味独特 看我的时髦发型就知道 "I've a style flair, just look at my hip hair
- 你那头"梳"得确实不错 - 噢 谢啦 - That's quite a nice do there. - Oh, thanks.
- 正好让我在上面便便 - 什么 - For me to poop on! - What?
出自《柯南深夜秀》中木偶吐槽狗Triumph的口头禅 Brian的形象也是模仿那条狗
- 你看着像查理布朗 - 咬我啊 史努比 - You look like Charlie Brown. - Bite me, Snoopy.
两者都是史努比漫画中的角色
我们没有多少一致的意见 "There's not a whole lot that we've got to agree on
因为我喜欢古典音乐的美妙旋律 "Cos I love the strains of a classical score
但我喜欢看起来像婊子的歌手 "And I like that singer who looks like a whore
- 瑞奇马丁 - 爱死他啦 - Ricky Martin? - Love him!
我们大不相同 却是知心好友 "We're too different to ever be pals!
你和我呀 如此不同 You and I are so awfully different...
虽然大不相同 却是知心好友 Too awfully different to ever be pals...
你的头像巨大的陨石 "Your head's as massive as a meteorite
噢 非常搞笑 Oh, very funny.
你有个像圣诞树小彩灯的JJ "You have a weenie like a Christmas-tree light
我敢打赌 你以后会娶一位甜心 "I'd bet money you'll marry a honey
"她"美丽又风趣 名字叫Ted(男名) "Who's pretty and funny,and her name'll be Ted
- 基佬笑话 - 是你给我的灵感 - A gay joke. - I work with what you give me.
也许你觉得我们很默契 其实我们是SB的二重唱 "You might think we're in sync, but we stink as a duo
因为你喜欢重口味的屠杀和内脏 "Cos you get a kick out of carnage and guts
你喜欢抚摸自己的… "And you get a kick out of stroking your...
- 你不能在电视上说那个 - 咋的 伤自尊 - 你别管 - You can't say that on TV! - What? Ego? - Never mind
我们大不相同 却是知心好友 "We're too different to ever be pals
天 我们完了 我们在沙漠中迷路了 Oh, man, we're screwed. We're lost in the desert.
我们没有食物和水 骆驼也累死了 We have no food, no water. Our camel is dead from exhaustion.
而且我还给他取了名字 设定了背景故事 And I had named him and given him a back story.
Chucky是当地骆驼中驼峰最大的 所以一直被欺负 Chucky had the biggest hump of all the local camels, and was picked on for it.
后来闹旱灾 他冒着极大的危险到了一处绿洲 因为他天性胆大 Then there was a drought, and Chucky went to the oasis at great risk cos he was like that.
他喝呀喝呀 在大驼峰里贮满了水 为解燃眉之渴… He drank and drank, and stored enough water in his massive hump to slake the thirst of...
别再编狗屁琼瑶小说了 我们现在可有麻烦呢 Cut the maudlin crap. We're in trouble.
现在气温到了零下而且还在变冷 我要快要死了 除非… It's below freezing and getting colder. We're gonna die unless...
- 除非我们做点极端的事 - 什么 - Unless we do something drastic. - What?
我们得把骆驼的肚子切开躲到他的体内 We have to slice open our camel's stomach and shelter in his entrails.
星战中汉·索罗也以相同的方式为卢克保暖
你要把Chucky内脏都挖掉 我不会这么做的 Eviscerate Chucky?! I won't do it!
- 我们不做就会死 - 好吧 - We'll die if we don't. - All right.
上帝啊 就像在给Orson Welles做尸检 Oh, God! It's like Orson Welles's autopsy!
1915-1985美全能电影天才
好吧 你只管屏住呼吸钻进去 All right, just hold your breath and go.
- 你在干嘛 - 擦我的脚 我不想把沙带进去 - What are you doing? - Wiping my feet. I don't want to track sand in.
只要你带进去就弄不出来了 Once you get it in there, you can't get it out.
上帝啊 我刚在他的肺里吐了 Oh, God! I just threw up in his lung!
我知道这很恶心 但是当你直面死亡时 你只能选择去… I know it's gross, but when you're staring death in the face, you have no choice but to...
噢 那有一家舒适旅店 Oh. There's a Comfort Inn.
- 真的假的 - 真的 我们运气还挺好的 哈? - Really? - Yeah. Good luck for us, huh?
其实 只要你调整下这些器官的"风水" 还是很舒适的 Actually, once you feng-shui the organs, it's kind of cosy.
- 真令人激动 不是么 - 嘿 谁借个火 - Isn't this exciting? - Hey, anyone got a light?
谢谢 Thanks.
- 看 裸体主义者Dave和Dottie - 你们好 Griffin夫妇 - Look. There's Dave and Dottie, the nudists. - Hey there, Griffins!
- Dave Dottie 真是个惊喜啊 - 难不成你们也是KISS的死忠 - Dave, Dottie, what a pleasant surprise! - Don't tell me you're KISS freaks, too?
1977年入伍的KISS陆军士兵 你呢 KISS Army soldier since 1977. How about you?
76年 我不认为有人比我更了解KISS '76. I don't think anyone knows more about KISS than I do.
- 抱歉 你说什么 - 这不重要 - I'm sorry, What was that? - It's not important.
- 让他回答 - 我说没人比我更了解KISS - Let him answer. - I said No one knows more about KISS than I do.
- 伙计们 请别闹了 - 我不喜欢你这语气 - Fellows, please. Keep it civil. - I'm not sure I like the tone of your voice.
- 好啊 想比试就放马过来 - 说出Gene特效师的名字 - Well, throw down if that's what you want. - Name Gene Simmons' special-effects mentor.
神奇魔术师 Paul上的是什么学校 Amazeo the magician. What school did Paul Stanley go to?
纽约音乐高中 Paul和Gene在KISS之前的乐队叫什么 New York High School of Music. Paul and Gene's band before KISS?
邪恶Lester KISS做客Jim Nabors万圣节特别秀是哪一年 Wicked Lester. What year did KISS appear on The Jim Nabors Halloween Special?
想耍我吗 那是Paul Lyndy的节目 1975年 Trick question. It was Paul Lynde. 1975.
背出那则让Paul和Gene发现Peter的广告 Recite the ad that brought Peter to Paul and Gene's attention.
"鼓手愿意为它做任何事" 滚石1972年10月 "Drummer willing to do anything to make it. "Rolling Stone, October, 1972.
- 经典的 - 摇滚 - Exemplary! - Rock and roll!
我们到底要怎么离开这鬼地方 How in the hell are we gonna get out of here?
- 你的红烩还吃么 - 不了 - Are you going to finish your red paste? - No.
- 那你的甜脆饼呢 - 你吃吧 - What about your sweet, crusty thing? - Have it.
不准再乘热气球了 我讨厌你用它在村子里兜风 No more balloon for you! I am sick of you tooling around the village in it,
大声调戏小妞 把上月刚到的80年代美国摇滚乐放的山响 honking at the girls, blasting your 1980s American rock music that we got last week.
- 但是 父亲 - 回你的宫殿去 - But, Father! - Go to your palace!
- 你知道我在想什么吗 - 嗯 - You know what I'm thinking? - Yes.
等着他们听完垃圾的Jesus Jones乐队 臭不可闻啊 Just wait until they have to suffer through Jesus Jones. Pee-yew!
一个英国以跳舞为伴奏的乐队
- 不是那个 是气球 - 哦 对 气球 我们上 - Not that. The balloon! - Oh, yes. The balloon. Let's take it.
- 我原本不知道看起来真是这样 - 我也是 - I didn't know it really looked like that. - Neither did I.
印刷的真是可爱呀 Such lovely printing, too.
(KISS的Rock and Roll All Nite)
噢 Lois 最精彩的部分来了 Oh, Lois, here comes the best part.
"然后玩的很…愉快" "And have a wonderful... time
歌词是那样的吗 不 不 是… Is that it? No, no, it's...
"然后…什么什么…一整天" "And... something something... all day
这样对不 Right?
- 噢 老天 我对人类失去信心了 - 音乐对我而言已经死了 - Oh, man. I've lost all faith in mankind. - Music is dead to me now.
- 嘿 我们的机会来了 - 干吧 - Hey, now's our chance! - Let's do it!
他们唱的是电影《太阳谷小夜曲》中的 插曲"Chattanooga Choo Choo"
我们到底TMD在哪 Where the hell are we?
教皇…教皇 Pope... Pope!
- 该起床戴上你的帽子了 - 那是个SB帽子 - It's time to get up and put on your hat. - It's a stupid hat!
- 教皇 - 好了 好 上帝 - Pope! - All right, OK. God!
- 教皇 地板可不是衣箱 - 我擦 - Pope, the floor is not a hamper. - Man!
是时候去阳台发表演说了 It's time to go on the balcony and address the people.
啊 Aargh!
我们得找到美国大使馆帮我们回家 We gotta find the American Embassy to help us get home.
我不打算回那个猪窝 I have no intention of returning to that disgusting hovel
那里有八婆 肥虫还有一只烂狗 with that intolerable woman, that fat slob and that insufferable dog.
哎哟 原来你就在身边啊 我还是老话 我的未来在开心农场 Oh, you're right here, aren't you? I stand by it. My future is with Jolly Farm!
- 你真的那么想的 对吧 - 我清楚得很 - You really think that, don't you? - I know it.
在Peter和Lois回去前我们还有3天时间 We've got three days until Peter and Lois get back.
- 我们去开心农场吧 - 说话算话啊 - Let's go to Jolly Farm. - Now you're talking!
你们让教皇看起来像个SB 上帝会惩罚你们的 毁灭他们 You make the pope look like a fool! God will make you pay. Smite them!
他在做饭呢 He's cooking something up.
我说 Brian 看 往下数第三排 I say! Brian, look. Three rows down.
- 什么 - 那是Tom Bosley吗? - What? - Is that Tom Bosley?
为什么Tom Bosley会在去往瑞士的火车上 Why would Tom Bosley be on a train in Switzerland?
美国演员 因出演美剧"Happy Days"知名
我基本可以确定 Tom I'm almost certain. Tom!
- 他朝这而看了吗 - 我不知道 - Did he look? - I don't know.
如果我叫了 你就得看 Tom Bosley If I yell, you have to watch. Tom Bosley!
- 不 不是他 - 哦 - No, it's not him. - Oh.
除了这些漂亮的历史建筑 Besides its beautiful historic architecture,
慕尼黑还是许多伟大作家的家乡 比如Thomas Mann Munich was ze home of many great writers, such as Thomas Mann.
德国作家 获得过诺贝尔文学奖
你们可以在小册子上看到更多德国对艺术做出的贡献 You'll find more on Germany's contribution to ze arts in ze pamphlets.
恩 关于你们的小册子 Yeah, about your pamphlet.
我没有看到任何关于1939-1945年间德国的历史 I'm not seeing anything about German history between 1939 and 1945.
- 这里少了一段 - 所有人都去度假了 - There's a gap. - Everyone was on vacation!
在你的左边是慕尼黑第一市政厅 建立于15… On your left is Munich's first city hall, erected in 15...
你在讲什么呀 德国在1939年入侵了波兰 What are you talking about? Germany invaded Poland in 1939.
- 我们是被邀请的 提供潘趣酒 波兰买单 - 你们不能无视那段历史 - We were invited! Punch was served! Check was Poland! - You can't ignore those years.
Thomas Mann因为纳粹控制了德国所以流亡到了美国 Thomas Mann fled to America because of Naziism's hold on Germany.
- 不 他离开德国是去经营奶品皇后了 - 真是胡说八道 - No, he left to manage a Dairy Queen. - A Dairy Queen? That's preposterous.
Dairy Queen是McCullough父子两人开的
我不想再听到更多对德国的影射了 什么坏事都没发生 I can hear no more insinuations about Germans! Nothing bad happened!
- 呃 那是个啤酒馆 - 噢 是的 - Uh, is that a beer hall? - Oh, yes.
慕尼黑历史悠久的啤酒馆闻名世界 Munich is renowned for its historic beer halls.
Brian又影射了发生在慕尼黑的著名的啤酒馆政变
- 为什么所有人都盯着我们 - 为什么 Lois 我告诉你为什么 - Why is everybody glaring at us? - Why, Lois? I'll tell you why.
你在演唱会上的失礼行为让我非常不爽 Your faux pas at the concert was so upsetting,
我得电话请教一个教授 该用什么词来形容 I had to call a professor to tell me what phrase to use to describe it.
- 用"失礼" - 谢谢你 教授 - Use "faux pas". - Thanks, Professor.
你这些年一直生活在谎言中 你还说自己是个KISS粉 You've lived a lie all these years. You represented yourself as a KISS fan.
- 为什么 我人傻好骗是吗 - 不 我是为了让你高兴 - And why? To make me look foolish! - No, to make you happy.
我想和你分享生活中的方方面面 虽然我不算KISS的铁杆粉丝 I wanted to share in all aspects of your life,but I just was never that big a KISS fan.
当你愿意扮成Peter Criss时我就应该猜到了 I should've guessed when you were willing to dress as Peter Criss.
KISS里的鼓手
现在没人想扮Peter Criss了 连他自己也是 No one wants to be Peter Criss,not even Peter Criss!
可能我不是你想象中的那么酷 I guess I'm just not as cool as you thought I was.
我想不是的 I guess not.
我累坏了 来 我们去喝杯咖啡 I'm exhausted. Come on, let's get a coffee.
- 这里的烟呛死人了 - 都快不能呼吸了 - The smoke is so acrid. - A man can hardly breathe in here.
这是阿姆斯特丹的红灯区 在这里的咖啡馆里抽大麻是合法的
你应该来点"料" 伙计 肯定错不了 You should get some hash, man. You can't go wrong.
hash原本是菜名(菜肉杂烩) 瘾君子们指大麻膏
不是的 碎肉很快就会让我不舒服 Not true. Ground meat can go very wrong for me very quickly,
然后这里的每个人就等着遭殃吧(指呕吐) and everyone in this room will suffer the consequences!
你没明白 小子 用醚提取的 You are out there, man, in the ether.
大麻膏是用有机溶剂从大麻组织中萃取浓缩得到的
我倒是愿意跟你瞎聊一通 可我的黑话不太流利 I'd love to further pursue our palaver,but I'm not fluent in "freaker"!
那么 我把脸转过去了 对着我的桌子 So, I'm just gonna turn back over here, back towards my table.
- 你饿吗 - 我进来的时候不饿 - Are you hungry? - You know, I wasn't when I came in.
- 可这不是很有趣吗 我竟然开始饿了 - 我也是 - But isn't that so funny? I'm getting there. - Same here.
我想我们唯一会死的原因是… I think the only reason we die is...
伙计 我知道你要说什么 我真是太… Dude, I know what you're gonna say and I am so...
等等 等等 嘘嘘嘘嘘 Wait, wait, wait, wait! Shh-shh-shh-shh!
我们唯一会死的原因 The only reason we die
是因为我们承认这是不可避免的 is because we accept it as an inevitability.
- 你觉得我会找到合适的女人吗 - 哎哟 当然啦 你是个棒小伙 - D'you think I'll ever find the right woman? - Oh, God! Yes, man! Dude, you're great!
你永远不准备原谅我了吗 Are you ever gonna forgive me?
Lois 我有义务继续爱你 所以我只能朝自己发泄怒火了 Lois, I am obligated to keep loving you so I will take my rage out on my own body.
我们去Denny快餐店吧 Let's go to Denny's.
噢 老天 我不敢相信 KISS在这 Oh, man! I don't believe it! KISS is here!
我们不配和他们在同一屋檐下 我们走吧 We don't deserve to be under the same roof. Let's go.
好吧 我想也许我能做点什么来… Chaim All right. I guess I could fix us something when we... Chaim?
Lois 不要和KISS讲话 除非他们先找你 Lois! Do not address KISS unless they address you first!
哦 上帝 Chaim Witz 真的是你 Oh, my God! Chaim Witz? It is you!
- 你想让我签左边还是右边 - 不不不 我是Lois Pewterschmidt - Do you want me to sign the left or right? - No, no, no. It's Lois. Lois Pewterschmidt.
你没改名时我就认识你了 I knew you before you changed your name.
Lois 我不敢相信 都好多年了 Lois! I don't believe it! It's been ages!
伙计们 这就是我跟你们说过的姑娘 我成立KISS前就认识她了 浪妹Lois Guys, this is the girl I told you about. I knew her before we formed KISS. Loose Lois!
- 酷 浪妹Lois - 传奇人物啊 - Cool! Loose Lois! - The legend!
我的大满贯里应该有香肠的 My Grand Slam was supposed to be with sausage.
我还从来没发现你就是Gene Simmons 那个摇滚明星 I never realised you were Gene Simmons, the rock star!
你看上去很棒 现在有男人了吗 You look great. Anyone nailing you now?
嗯 我老公 就是他 Peter Yes, my husband nails me. This is him. Peter.
- 你们…就是…神啊 - 嗯 谢谢 对了 - You... are... gods! - Yeah, thanks. Right.
我们下个月要在波士顿录音 We're recording in Boston next month.
- 你应该过来看看 - 哦 我们非常愿意 Chaim - You should come on by. - Oh, we'd love that, Chaim.
我是说 Gene 你这个超级摇滚明星 再见 I mean Gene, you big rock star. Bye.
哦 哇 真巧呀 他曾是个不错的男生 现在也是 Oh, wow! Such a small world.He was a nice boy, and he's still nice.
听着 Lois 我之前…我今生还没犯过这么大的错 Listen, Lois, what I said before...I've never been more wrong in my life.
你是这世上最酷的妹子 You are the coolest girl in the world!
- 我老婆干过KISS - 还有J Geils - My wife did KISS! - And J Geils.
J Geils美蓝调摇滚吉他手
- 什么 - 没什么 - What? - Nothing.
到了 英国广播公司 There it is! The BBC!
就是这 现在我要和你说再见了 This is it. I'll say goodbye to you now.
- 那么 祝你生活美满 Stewie - 哦 那当然 - Well, have a good life, Stewie. - Oh, I shall!
嘿 你有没有找出我桌上的钮扣是从哪来的 Hey, did you ever find out what that button on my bureau was from?
- 是的 Chris的牛仔夹克 - 啊 我喜欢那外套 他穿起来很好看 - Yeah. Chris's denim jacket. - Ah. I like that jacket. It looks good on him.
- 好吧 保持联系吗 - 当然 - OK, we'll keep in touch? - Sure.
嗯 我有你的地址 再见啦 Well, I have your address. See ya!
哦 这是快乐山 Oh! There's Happy Hill!
活见鬼了 What the deuce...?
潘格鲁 潘格鲁猪 潘格鲁我是来住开心农场的 Pengrove! Pengrove Pig! Pengrove, I've come to live on Jolly Farm!
哦 老天 魔法书 Oh, my! The magic tome!
就是硬纸板 一个字也没有 那些…那你以前在上面画什么呢 It's cardboard! There are no words, there are just... What is it you've drawn here?
是猫头鹰Oswald把Maggie母亲扔到中国的篮子里了么 It's Oswald Owl slammin' Mother Maggie in a Chinese basket, eh?
死比目鱼 呃 Dead brill, eh?
- Maggie母亲 出大问题了 - 这臭孩子是谁啊 - Mother Maggie, something's terribly wrong! - Whose stinky brat is this?
这不是你的声音 你的声音很抒情 就像鲁特琴的弹奏声 That's not your voice! Your voice is lyrical, like the strum of a lute!
滚开 你这死恶心 小撸管的 Piss off, ya grotty little wanker!
- 这是假的 骗人的 - 我觉得你应该自己去发现这一点 - It's a fake! It's not real! - I thought you should find out on your own.
我感觉就像个SB 不要看着我 I feel like such a fool. Don't even look at me!
嘿 别这样 想来点冰淇林么 那会让你好过点 对吧 Hey, come on. You wanna get some ice cream? That'd make you feel better, right?
你想吃点麦当劳吗 You wanna get some McDonald's?
你想在Maggie母亲的鞋里便便吗 You wanna take a dump in Mother Maggie's shoes?
好 我们去Maggie母亲的鞋子里拉泡屎 OK, let's go take a dump in Mother Maggie's shoes.
- 开心农场 Stewie 不想看吗 - 那个喜欢开心农场的Stewie已经死了 - Jolly Farm, Stewie. Don't you wanna watch? - The Stewie who loved Jolly Farm is dead.
见识一下喜欢热带水果帽的Stewie吧 Meet the Stewie who loves funky fruit hats!
噢 快打开 老爸老妈要出现了 Oh, turn it up! Mom and Dad are on!
现在回到KISS论坛 我和Griffins夫妇在一起 他们有东西同大家分享 We're back with KISS Forum. I'm with the Griffins, and they got something to share.
- 是啊 我老婆干过KISS - 骗人那吧 - Yeah. My wife here did KISS. - Get outta here!
- 向天发誓 - Peter 这让你有何感想 - Hand to God. - Peter! How does that make you feel?
我感觉就像我也干过KISS了 这感觉棒极了 I feel like I've done KISS, too. And it feels good.
Lois 你能给观众里的年轻妹子些小建议么 Lois, you got any tips for the young girls in the audience?
我能给你们的最好建议就是 The best advice I can give is,
你永远不知道谁长大了会出名 所以要常保持单身哟 you never know who's gonna grow up to be famous, so make yourself available.
酷 好 这就是我们今晚的节目 不要换台 接下来是太空堡垒卡拉狄加论坛 Cool. Well, that's our show for tonight. Stay tuned for Battlestar Galactica Forum.
Battlestar Galactica一部科幻美剧
欢迎来到太空堡垒卡拉狄加论坛 Welcome to Battlestar Galactica Forum.
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