"It seems today that all you see
"Is violence in movies and sex on TV
"But where are those good old-fashioned values
"On which we used to rely?
"Lucky there's a family guy
"Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
"Laugh and cry
"He's a family guy
? Family Guy03x12 ? To Love and Die in Dixie 生死南部
名字模仿电影To Love and Die in L.A 生死洛杉矶 本集剧情类似电影cape fear恐怖角
-嗨 Chris -嗨 芭芭拉 - Hi, Chris. - Hi, Barbara.
过几天是我生日派对 到时希望你可以来 I'm having a birthday party. I was hoping you could come.
不妙!有人尿在我裤子里了! Oh, no! Someone peed in my pants!
你真幽默 我希望你可以来 You're funny. Well, I hope you can make it.
你朋友的派对应该很有趣 Chris Your friend's party sounds like fun, Chris.
但是我希望蛋糕会比我上次的那个好 But I hope the cake's better than the last party I went to.
哦 天啊 椰子味 Oh, God. Coconut.
我想送芭芭拉一件精美的礼物 男生都送你什么礼物呢 Meg I wanna get Barbara a really nice gift. What kind of gifts have boys gotten for you, Meg?
哦 我想想 Oh... well...
我男友威廉王子送给我这个精美的手表 My boyfriend Prince William got me this beautiful watch.
还有这个钻石王冠 还有这个精致的权杖 And this diamond tiara. And this wonderful sceptre.
她欠艹了 大大地欠 She needs to get laid, big-time.
我读过一本书说女人来自金星 所以这才是获得她芳心的方法 I read a book saying women are from Venus, so here's what you get her.
层层硫酸 熔岩覆盖的石砾和冕环 Layers of sulphuric acid, viscous surface rock,
看起来像被倒塌屋顶覆盖的岩浆房 这是5美元 and coronae, which seem to be domes over large magma chambers. Here's five dollars.
不用了 爸爸 我想出去送报纸就能自己给她买份礼物了 That's OK, Dad. I was thinking about getting a paper route so I could buy her gift myself.
这个想法很好 孩子 I think that's very sweet, honey.
哦 天 我记得我的第一份工作 是在一个民间音乐三人组 Oh, boy. I remember my first job. I was in a folk music trio.
此处另外两个是Simon & Garfunkel二人组 60年代的著名乡村歌手
嘿 这个怎么样 "为你而写 弗兰克斯坦夫人 "Hey, how about "Here's To You, Mrs Fleckenstein"?
你已经纠结于那个一个小时了 这不是一个吸引人的好歌名 You've been pitching that for an hour. It's not an attractive name.
哦 好吧 Oh, fine.
我想我们估计也不会选 I suppose we're also not going with
"帕斯里 萨芝 玫瑰玛丽 和劳力的调味盐" "Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Lawry's Seasoning Salt".
到此为止 我要去找Nam了 That's it. I'm going to Nam.
嘿 年轻人 今天给我带来什么好消息了吗 Hey, there, young fella. Bringin' me good news today?
-啥? -过来 孩子 - What? - Come on over here, son.
给我报纸 这样我就不用移动我的架子了 Hand me the paper, so I don't need to use my grabber.
嗯 Mm.
-你的臂膀肌肉真结实 -呃 谢谢 - That's a nice muscly throwin' arm you got. - Uh, thanks.
我右边口袋有给你的小费 但是关节炎让我... Got a nice tip for you right here in my pocket, but my arthritis...
何不你自己在我口袋里拿? Why don't you reach in and fish it out for yourself?
没关系 先生 我月底再一起拿 That's OK, mister. I don't collect till the end of the month.
明天见 诡异 I'll see you tomorrow. Weird.
-我希望你喜欢它 -哇哦 香水 你太好了 - I hope you like it. - Wow, perfume. That is so sweet.
它能让你闻起来像伊丽莎白泰勒 所以我猜你会有酒和止痛剂的味道 It'll make you smell like Elizabeth Taylor. So I guess you'll smell of bourbon and Vicodin.
Elizabeth Taylor(1932-2011) 著名演员 出演过埃及艳后 有过滥用药物的问题
-你真贴心 -我能给你喷点吗? - That's very thoughtful. - Can I spray some on you?
-嗷 我的眼睛 -它们很漂亮 - Ow! My eyes! - They're beautiful.
离我远点 Chris Just get away from me, Chris!
我太笨手笨脚了! I'm so awkward!
嘿 肌肉臂膀 为什么拉长脸 Hey, muscly-arm. Why the long face?
有个女孩 我没法和她说话 感觉女孩就是别的物种之类的 It's this girl. I can't talk to her. It's like girls are a different species or somethin'.
-噢 谁会需要她们 喜欢吃冰棍吗? -哦 当然 - Aw, who needs 'em? You like Popsicles? - Well, sure.
那你一定要来我地窖 我有一冰箱的冰棍 嗯 Then you need to come on down to the cellar. I got a whole freezer full of Popsicles. Mm.
不 谢了 我得走了 No, thanks. I gotta get goin'.
别让我求你吃嘛 Don't make me beg, now.
你真幽默 再见 You're funny. Bye.
你这个混球滚回来 Get your fat ass back here.
-我是抢劫的 打开收银机 -它只有买卖的时候才能打开 - This is a hold-up. Open the register. - It only opens when you make a sale.
好吧 那么给我一个占卜卷轴和一些彩虹糖 All right, then give me one of them horoscope scrolls and some Skittles.
"银行转账今天有优惠" 哦! "Financial transaction benefits you today. " Oooh!
真诡异! Weird!
不错!自行车!这下能逃走了 All right! A bike! I'm outta here.
你父母在路上 但考虑到时间因素我们希望你能快点做出识别 Your parents are on their way, but since time is a factor here we'd like to get an possitive ID quickly.
2号是黑客帝国里的Morpheus
-你确定他看不到我? -当然 Chris 你100%安全 - Are you sure he can't see me? - Absolutely, Chris. You're 100% safe.
好 是这个 6号 OK. That's him. Number six.
嗨 打扰 伙计们 我是来接我儿子的 Chris Griffin Hi. Excuse me, you guys. I'm here to pick up my son, Chris Griffin.
他来这是识别那个商店抢劫犯的 也许你们已经见到他了 Chris Griffin He's here to finger the guy who held up that store. Maybe you've seen him. Chris Griffin.
等下 我有他照片 给 Wait a second, I got a picture of him somewhere. Here you go.
拿着吧 我家里还有一堆 总之这张我要扔的 Hang on to that, I got a ton of 'em at home. I was gonna throw that one out anyway.
背面被Chris乱写的课表和他恐惧的东西搞乱了 Chris messed it up by writing his school schedule and a list of his fears on the back.
我们以你为傲 Chris 因为是你的协助让不法之徒入狱 We're so proud of you, Chris, for helping to put that horrible man in jail.
你就不能说是席琳迪翁么 You couldn't have said it was Celine Dion, huh?
Celine Dion 著名歌手 生于加拿大 演唱过泰坦尼克号主题曲
离送那个爱炫耀的加拿大村姑进监狱只有一线之隔 但是你毁了这个机会 Our chance to put that showboating Canadian wench behind bars and you blow it.
我们现在回到"E!真实好莱坞故事:家有外星人" We now return to the "E! True Hollywood Story: ALF".
Alien Life Form 1986年开播 讲述一个偶然降临并居住在唐纳家的外星人的故事
第四季的时候 我都一直在打酱油 By the third season I was completely wasted all the time.
我失去了我身体机能的所有控制权 I'd lost all control of my bodily functions.
每次录制他们不得不把米共从我的毛下解剖出来 They had to cut the crap out of my fur before each taping.
但是 呃 我还会再全做一次吗 But, uh, would I do it all again?
紧急插播一条新消息 We interrupt this programme for a news story.
转到在罗德岛监狱的亚洲记者Tricia Takanawa现场直播 Tricia? We now go live to the Rhode Island State Penitentiary and Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa. Tricia?
我在戒备森严的监狱边 在这里残忍的暴徒策划了精巧的越狱 I'm at this maximum-security facility, where a ruthless thug has engineered a daring escape.
先生 你现在自由后有什么计划吗? Sir, do you have any plans now that you're out of jail?
有 我要上我女友 然后我要去杀了Chris Griffin! Yeah. I'm gonna go bang my girlfriend, and then I'm gonna kill Chris Griffin!
我的上帝! Good Lord!
在电视上他们真的能说"上我女友"? Can they really say "bang my girlfriend" on TV?
事实上本集在FOX播出时 "干"字被哔掉了
你们想从这里驱逐我们? You wanna remove us from the area?
这个人不会停止追杀 我们是把你们置于目击者保护计划下 This man will stop at nothing. We're placing you all in the Witness Protection Program.
欧洲可以选吗?我一直想花一年的时间在布拉格教英文 Is Europe an option? I've always wanted to spend a year in Prague teaching English.
很放松 但是真的是了解我自己的好机会 Slacking off, but really getting to know myself.
在抓住这个人之前 你们将会被安置在南方的腹地 Until we catch this guy, you'll be relocated to the Deep South.
南方腹地? The Deep South?
那里黑人都很懒 Where the black guys are really lazy,
白人和他们一样懒 但是白人却对于黑人的懒很愤怒 and the white guys are just as lazy but they're mad at the black guys for being lazy?
詹金斯和我被派来住这儿监视你们的房子 Jenkins and I have been assigned to live here and watch your house.
他是一个懒散的自由派 我是一个挑剔的保守派 He's a slovenly liberal and I'm a fastidious conservative.
-我闻到情景喜剧的味道 -我建议你马上开始打包 - I smell a sitcom! - I suggest you start packing immediately.
真不敢相信因为你我要转校 都是你的错 大肉肠 I can't believe I have to change schools because of you. This is all your fault, Lardo.
-我?我什么都没做 -我是说Chris - Me? I had nothing to do with it. - I meant Chris.
哦 是的 "大肉肠" Oh. Yeah, Lardo.
所有人 看 我们到了 Bumblescum镇 Look, everybody. Here we are. The town of Bumblescum.
Bumblescum镇 人口
-这是我们家? -别这样 Meg - This is our house? - Come on, Meg.
我打赌这房子我们修一下就好 I bet if we fixed it up a little bit, it could be a piece of crap.
-这是什么味? -不是坏了的肉就是上好的奶酪 - What's that smell? - It's either bad meat or good cheese.
沙发下有一分钱 There's a penny underneath that couch.
橱柜里有人! Somebody's in the closet!
如果你的枪架上还有一个枪架 你是乡巴佬无疑 You know you're a redneck when your gun rack has a gun rack on it.
你逊毙了! You suck!
哦 天啊 不过 这天儿太热了也不适合做饭 Peter 楼上怎么样? Oh, my. Well, it's too hot to cook anyway. Peter, what's the upstairs like?
冰箱下有一盒脆梅麦片 There's a Crunch Berry under the fridge.
妈妈 Chris在地下室发现了个装着一只手的罐子 Mom, Chris found a jar in the basement and it has a hand in it.
我准备种了它然后看看是不是能长出人 I'm gonna plant it and see if a human grows.
好吧 至少电视有不错的信号 Well, at least the TV gets decent reception.
一定是某种自然类节目 Must be some kind of nature show.
救命 救命 下来 啊啊啊啊 Help! Help! Get it off! Aaargh!
太棒了 我们才来了5分钟 爸爸就被啮齿动物抓成这样 Great. We're here five minutes and Dad gets mauled by a rodent.
事实上浣熊不是啮齿类动物
-这地方太恐怖了 -行了 大家冷静 - This place is horrible. - OK, everybody calm down.
我们一点都不了解这个社区 We don't know anything about this community.
我敢打赌如果在镇里发掘一下就能发现我们喜欢的东西 I bet if we explore the town we'll each find something about it we like.
这是个很棒的主意 我要去尿尿 That's a great idea. I just gotta hit the can.
我记得那有一个厕所 I think there's just an outhouse.
嘿 Lois? 我不知道这个是怎么运作的 只有一个洞 Hey, Lois? I don't get how this works. It's just a hole.
我不认为尿会被冲到任何地方 I don't think it goes anywhere.
不 显然不冲到别处 No, it definitely doesn't go anywhere.
啊啊啊啊! Aaaargh!
哦 天啊! Oh, God!
哦 它无处不在!啊啊啊啊啊! Oh, it's everywhere! Aaaaargh!
它冲到我的浣熊伤口里了! 哦 天啊! It's in my raccoon wounds! Oh, God!
-打扰一下 有取款机吗 -在那里 夫人 - Excuse me, do you have an ATM? - Over there, ma'am.
-你要取多少 -40美元 - How much you wanna take out? - 40 dollars.
手续费50美元 确定要取吗? There's a service charge of a buck 50. Do y'all accept?
是的 Yes.
嗯 你闻起来像我妈钱包里面的味道 Mm. You smell like the inside of my momma's purse.
谢谢 Thank you.
那些优美的小调是什么? 为什么 这简直是音乐天使! What are those dulcet tones? Why, this is the music of the angels!
-这是什么有魔力的乐器? -班卓琴 - What is that magical device? - Banjo.
拨那个弦 Pluck that string.
噢 如此美妙的感到了贫穷白人的味道 妈妈 我要鲱鱼! Oh, I feel so deliciously white-trash. Mommy, I want a mullet!
鲱鱼暗示了乡下穷人的发型
好了 这样应该就行了 All right, that about does it.
Peter把车画成了CBS电视剧Dukes of Hazzard中的车 此电视剧是名为Bo和Luke的Duke两堂兄弟在乡村飙车的故事
-她不美吗 Brian -Duke伙计们会引以为傲的 - Isn't she beautiful, Brian? - The Duke boys would be proud.
你要像我这样从窗户这进去 Yeah, and you gotta get in through the window, like this.
好了 到你了 OK, now you.
哦 抱歉 我忘记摇下车窗了 Oh, sorry. I forgot to roll yours down.
你还好吧 You all right?
嗨 Hello?
醒醒 贪睡虫 Wake up, sleepyhead.
-嗨 -嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
-你恨这个池塘? -打水漂 不恨 - Are you mad at that pond? - Shoot, no.
当然 池塘杀死了我祖父 'Course, this pond did kill my grandpappy.
他看到了自己的倒影 以为自己溺水了试着下去救自己 He saw his reflection, thought it was him and drowned trying to save himself.
这就是为什么我妈不让我往便池里张望的原因 That's why Mom doesn't let me look in the toilet.
-我叫Sam -我叫Chris - I'm Sam. - I'm Chris.
Sam 回家了 Sam, come on in, now.
我要去帮我爸带丰收的泥巴回去 很高兴认识你 Well, I gotta go help my daddy bring in the mud harvest. Nice making your acquaintance.
哦 天啊 我溺水了! Oh, my God, I'm drowning!
刚才是Merle Haggard的我用拳头亲吻了我的甜心 下面是... That was Merle Haggard with "I Kissed My Sweetie With My Fist". Next...
Merle Haggard 20世纪60年代红极一时的乡村歌手
这有一个 我们飞这个 There's one. Let's jump that.
咿哈! Yeee-haaa!
太棒了!下次我们让Meg演波斯霍格 Chris演菊花 That was great! Next time, let's get Meg to be Boss Hogg and Chris can be Anus.
Dukes of Hazzard两个反派波斯霍格和宜诺斯 Peter把后面那个说成了菊花因为Anus发音很像Enos
-是宜诺斯 -我说的谁? - Enos. - What'd I say?
菊花 Anus.
同学们 我们今天有一个新同学加入 Class, we have a new student joinin' us.
大家 请欢迎梅根格里芬 来自北方 Everyone, please welcome Megan Griffin, from the North.
那里是什么样的?你们都有那种会说话的图片? What's it like there? Y'all got them talkin' pictures?
-会飞的机器?-腋窝用的香水? - And flyin' machines? - And perfume for your armpits?
-我们当然有 -哇哦 - We sure do. - Wow.
好了 问问题到此为止 该发上周的拼写测验了 All right, that's enough questions for Megan. Time to hand back last week's spelling tests.
-看起来Oinky又一次刷新了记录 - And it looks like Oinky's set the curve again.- Dang.
Oinky类似情景剧绿色田野中的猪 在学校读书的猪
-这是某种聪明猪 -不错啊 我抄的Oinky - That is some smart pig. - Good thing I copied off Oinky.
嗒哒!负鼠惊喜 Ta-da! Possum surprise.
事实上 我用了"一摇就烤好" Actually, I made it with Shake 'n Bake.
本句和stewie下一句合起来就是"一摇就烤好"的广告词
-而且我帮忙了 -孩子们 你们爸爸呢 - And I helped. - Kids, where's your father?
咿哈! Yeee-haaa!
-你在搞毛啊?! - 来吃饭 放松 Lois 这又不是我们家 - What the hell are you doing?! - Blendin' in. Relax, Lois. It's not our house.
我很高兴你在这很欢乐 但是我们需要钱 有没有想过找个工作 I'm glad you're having fun, but we need money. Have you thought about a job?
当然 Lois 我有想 但是我也想过会被炒鱿鱼 Yes, Lois, I have. But I've also thought about getting fired from that job.
你想要致我们家于那种境地吗? 好好想想我去拿饮料 Is that something you wanna put our family through? Think about that while I get a drink.
啊!啊!哦天啊!啊! Aaagh! Aaargh! Oh, God! Aaagh!
就在左前方过了这片空旷区 It's right up here past this clearing.
-他在这已经三个月了 -哇哦 - He's been here about three months now. - Wow.
你觉得你死后会去哪? Where do you think you go when you die?
我在教堂听说好人会上天堂 I learned at church that if you're good you go to heaven.
坏人会去一个他们认为他们还活着的地方 If you're bad, you go to a place where the dead believe they're still livin'
他们祈祷着死亡 但是死亡永远不来 and they pray for death, but death won't come.
UPN?
UPN现已不存在的电视台 播送面向非裔美国人的节目
-你很幽默 我喜欢你 Chris -我也喜欢你 Sam - You're funny. I like you, Chris. - I like you too, Sam.
-想戳他吗? -我能吗?！ - Wanna poke him? - Do I?!
你知道吗 是真的 生命中最美妙的就是自由 You know, it's true. The best things in life really are free.
我不知道 也许Lois是对的 也许我是该找份工作了 I don't know. Maybe Lois is right. Maybe it is time for me to get a job.
你总是在面试的时候搞砸 You always blow it in the interview.
那么 Peter 5年内你觉得自己会怎么样? So, Peter, where do you see yourself in five years?
不要说"搞你老婆" Don't say "Doing your wife. "
搞你的... Doing your...
儿子? son?
嘿 Brian 看那个 Hey, Brian. Look at that.
招募探长
你们都有兴趣?我们轮流做这个探长 你们只要过来 吃吃派喝喝酒就行 Y'all interested? We take turns being the sheriff. You just hang out here, eat pie and get drunk.
等一下 派 喝酒 这个? Hold on a second. "Pie"? "Drunk"? "The"?
你给你自己找了个探长! You got yourself a sheriff!
-伙计 周围太太平了 -我知道 - Boy, it's so quiet around here. - I know.
电话一整天都没响 The phone hasn't rung all day.
我知...我知道 没什么...什么事可 呃... I kn... I know. There's nothin'... nothin' to, um...
可 呃... to, uh...
呃... um...
呃...哦天 我在找那个词? 做 uh... Oh, boy, what's the word I'm looking for? Do.
Brian 你醉了 你醉了 Brian, you're drunk. You're drunk.
给我你的钥匙 Give me your keys.
-那是什么 爸爸? -南方传统 儿子 - What is this, Dad? - A Southern tradition, son.
是模拟内战表演 It's a re-enactment of the Civil War.
罗伯特爱德华李 我就知道在悲催失败者们的座位能找到你 Robert E Lee. I knew I'd find you here, where they seat the sorry-ass losers.
Robert E Lee内战时期 南方的联盟国总司令
尤里西斯辛普森格兰特 你请我共进午餐但是晚到了一小时 喝多了? Ulysses S Grant, you invite me to lunch then show up an hour late, drunk?
尤里西斯·辛普森·格兰特 内战后期联邦军总司令 是第一位西点军校毕业的总统 有人曾中伤他嗜酒贻误战机
我忙着找你老婆 好给她那个老... I was busy lookin' for your wife, to give her the old...
先生 这意味着战争 Sir, this means war.
我被打败了 I am vanquished.
我在这以联盟国的名义宣布胜利 I hereby declare victory in the name of the Confederacy.
打扰一下 我不认为这是真实发生的事实 Excuse me. I don't think that's how it happened.
-我很确定北方赢了 -你说什么? - I'm pretty sure the North won. - What are you sayin'?
那个醉鬼白痴在唐纳南北线以南完爆你们那个南方可怜虫 That drunken idiot kicked your sorry asses south of the Donna Dixon Line.
实际上是曼森南北分界线 唐纳南方是一个女演员
我们对这种言论可是不手下留情 先生 We don't take kindly to that sort of talk, mister.
而且我十分确定不希望你的孩子和我孩子一起玩 And I sure as shoot don't want your kid hangin' round with my kid.
如果你认为我这就是愤怒 那你要看看这些内战幸存者的回答 And if you think I'm mad now, you gotta answer to them Civil War survivors.
等一下!看那里!那有一对跨人种的基佬在烧美国国旗! Wait! Look over there! It's an interracial gay couple burning the American flag!
抓住他们! Get 'em!
-我觉得我们可能再也不能一起玩了 -我觉得也是 - I guess we can't hang out any more. - I guess not.
这糟透了 因为我真的很喜欢和你一起玩 That sucks, cos I really like spending time with you.
我也喜欢 Me too.
你做什么 What are you doing?
这些Griffin家男孩最好长些翅膀 或者开始拍打他们的胳膊 Them Griffin boys better grow some wings, or start flappin' their arms.
-追丢了!-这些林肯追随者 - Lost 'em! - Blasted Lincoln-lovers.
有人看到我的脚了吗 Anyone seen my foot?
天 昨天下午真诡异 我吻了一个男孩 但是作为朋友我很喜欢他 他叫Sam Man, was last night weird. I kissed a boy! But I really like him as a friend. His name is Sam.
-你昨天下午吻了Sam? -你怎么知道? - You kissed Sam last night? - How did you know?
你大声说的 我在隔壁听到的 You said it out loud. I heard you in the other room.
最诡异的是吻Sam感觉还不错 The weird thing is,kissing Sam kind of felt right.
但是我不知道我还能不能面对他 Brian我该怎么做 But I don't know if I can face him again. Brian, what should I do?
除了上次在"无路可退"演出结束后我还没这么困惑过 I haven't been this confused since the end of No Way Out.
No way out:凯文科斯特纳扮演的海军军官和国防部长爱上同一个女人直到她死才被发现 之后层层揭开谜底的故事
Kevin Costner是怎么让这个行得通的? How does Kevin Costner keep getting work?
-啊 我怎么开枪 我怎么开枪-摁B按钮 - Argh! How do I shoot? How do I shoot? - Press B button.
-Chris Griffin的电报 -他不在这 - Telegram for Chris Griffin. - He's not here.
-他哪了? -我不能告知 - Where is he? - I can't release that information.
哦 我刚才说Chris了吗 我是说他的姐姐 Oh, did I say Chris? I meant Chris's sister.
哦 这样 如果是找Meg 那就不一样了 这是她的地址 Oh, well, if it's for Meg, that's a whole other story. Here's her address.
-你在做什么? -你在忙 我帮你玩了一下 - What are you doing? - You were busy. I played your guy.
-好吧 总之我也不太想玩 -所以这对我们是最好的结局 -Fine I didn't wanna play any way. - So it's good for everybody.
-我要去素描蚀刻上画胸器 -它们总是会变成飞机场的 - I'm gonna draw boobs on the Etch A Sketch. - They'll end up square.
-哦嗨Chris -嘿 - Oh, hi, Chris. - Hey.
呃 听着 Sam 我喜欢和你一起玩 Um, listen, Sam.I like hangin' out with you and all,
只是我不想要我们成为恋人关系 it's just that I don't want a romantic relationship.
-但是我还是希望我们还能做朋友 -我也这么希望 想去游泳吗? - But I'd like it if we could still be friends. - I'd like that too. Wanna go for a swim?
好啊 Sure.
-你是女的?! -我当然是女的 - You're a girl?! - Of course I am.
哦天啊 Oh, my God!
今天外面很暖和 Warm out today.
昨天很暖和 Warm yesterday.
今天其实更暖和一些 Even warmer today.
CB遇到她 咪咪是她的名字 "Met her on my CB, said her name was Mimi
-名字像是天使坠落人间 -坠落人间 - " Sounded like an angel come to earth - " Come to earth
当我遇到她 天 你应该看看她 "When I went to meet her, man, you should have seen her
-比我高一倍 粗两倍的腰围 -腰围 - " Twice as tall as me, three times the girth - " Girth
-哦 我的胖宝贝很爱吃 -很爱吃 - " Oh, my fat baby loves to eat - " Loves to eat
一个佛爷肚子 胸器拍打到她的脚 "A big old Buddha belly and her breasts swing past her feet
我的胖宝贝很爱吃 "My fat baby loves to eat
我的死胖子宝贝很爱吃 "My big ole fat-ass baby loves to eat
我的手指都起泡了! I got blisters on my fingers!
披头士鼓手Ringo Starr曾在唱完披头士"Helter Skelter"叫过这句话
-再来点酒不 亲爱的? -当然 - A drop more of the shine, my dear? - Yes, please.
你知道 孩子们在镇上还要玩一阵子 You know, the kids are gonna be at that town social for a while.
我认为我知道你想做什么 I think I know where you're going.
啊!啊!哦天啊!啊!啊! Aaagh! Aaagh! Oh, God! Aaagh! Aaagh!
你好? Hello?
你好 格里芬夫人?是的 嘘 闭嘴!你们都闭嘴! Hello, Mrs Griffin? Yeah. Shh! Shut up! You guys, shut up!
好了 这里是FBI从你家打来的电话 Yeah, this is the FBI, calling from your house.
哦 嗨 最近怎么样了? Oh, hi. How is everything?
不错 不错 真的不错 Good, good. Real good.
听着 保证你不会生气 而且可能的确不是啥大事 Listen, promise you won't be mad, and it's probably nothing,
不过你知道那个追杀你儿子的罪犯吧?他可能知道你们在那 but you know that criminal who's after your son? He might know where you guys are.
什么?!Peter那个罪犯在来杀Chris的路上了 我们需要找探长 What?! Peter, that criminal is on his way here to kill Chris. We gotta call the sheriff.
我勒个去 我得打电话Lois Holy crap. I'm on it, Lois.
探长办公室 哦这是Peter Griffin我要报告有一个可怕罪犯来到本镇 Sheriff's office. Yes, this is Peter Griffin. I'd like to report a dangerous criminal coming into town.
抱歉 能重复一次你的名字吗? 当然 是Peter Griffin G-r-i-f-f-i-n I'm sorry, could you repeat your name? Yes, it's Peter Griffin. G-r-i-f-f-i-n.
-你就是探长? -等一下 我在打电话 - You're the sheriff? - One sec, honey. I'm on the phone.
-那是谁 我妻子 -Peter Chris有危险! - Who's that? My wife. - Peter, Chris is in danger!
做点什么!召集一个民防团 Do something! Round up a posse.
好的 嗯 听着 我可能因为那个内战演出的事搞砸了和镇里人的关系 Yeah, well, see, I kinda pissed off the whole town at that Civil War re-enactment.
-我们怎么办? -我不知道Lois - What are we gonna do? - I don't know, Lois.
不过我觉得比罗圈腿的毛毛虫还无力 But I feel lower than a bow-legged caterpillar.
现在回到罗伊这里 Now here's Roy.
-的确是叮当欢乐的乡村舞会 -呃呃 这是一个乡村音乐会 - Sure is a ding-dang of a hoedown. - Uh-uh. This here's a hootenanny.
-乡村舞会!-乡村音乐会! - Hoedown! - Hootenanny!
Stewie和牛仔调
谢谢 非常感谢 谢谢 Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you.
哦 此外 致敬约翰迪尔拖拉机的拥有者 你停在了猪背上 Oh, and to the owner of a John Deere tractor, you're parked on top of a pig.
在猪背上的约翰迪尔拖拉机 John Deere tractor on top of a pig.
-Sam 我能和你谈谈吗-当然 不过你为什么不看我 - Sam, can I talk to you? - Sure. But why aren't you lookin' at me?
嗯这就是问题 我不善于和女孩交流 这就是我逃开的原因 Well, that's the thing. I'm no good at talking to girls. That's why I ran away from you.
我是男孩的时候你和我谈话没有问题啊 You didn't have trouble talkin' to me when you thought I was a boy.
是的 这是真的 Yeah, that's true.
-那就假装我是男孩 -好的 - Just pretend I'm a boy. - OK.
你想去老镇桥那儿玩吗? You wanna go down to the old town bridge and make out?
好的 先生! Yes, sir!
而且在城市 眼镜被认为是非常性感的 And in the city,glasses are considered really sexy.
哦~~ Ooooh.
唐 我希望她弟弟没把她搞上床 Dang, I hope her brother don't already have dibs on her.
-Chris呢?那个罪犯在这 -他在老镇桥那 - Where's Chris? That criminal's here. - He's down by the old town bridge.
你知道吗 我弟弟就是那个他要杀的人 You know, my brother is the one he's here to kill.
我女儿绝对会爱上你 My daughter would absolutely love you.
你真可爱 你就像是苗条版Garth Brooks You're so cute. You're like a skinny Garth Brooks.
Garth Brooks 乡村歌手 00年前后明显肥胖了不少
-啊!抓到你了 Griffin!-啊! - Aha! I got you now, Griffin! - Aaagh!
-别早下结论 伙计!-你是谁 - Not so fast, buddy! - Who are you?
你可以叫我警官 TJ胡克 You can call me Officer TJ Hooker.
探长警官 TJ胡克 Sheriff Officer TJ Hooker.
TJ Hooker 以及McMillan and Wife都是警察类的电视剧名字
这是我的副手 麦克米兰和妻子 And this is my deputy, McMillan and Wife.
我讨厌TJ胡克 而且我从没看过马克米兰和妻子 虽然我知道它 I hated TJ Hooker. And I never actually saw McMillan and Wife, although I was aware of it.
不管怎样 你必死无疑! Anyway, you're dead!
哈!你是我的了 伙计! Ha! You're mine now, fella!
啊!啊! Aagh! Aagh!
啊!爸!救命!爸! Aargh! Dad! Help! Dad!
-你们几个还好吧? -哇哦 你们救了我们的命 - You folks all right? - Wow, you guys saved our lives.
甚至在我说南方人牙齿都很丑 And after I said all Southerners have bad teeth
以及都有叫齿龈炎的龈疾病之后 and suffer from the gum disease known as gingivitis.
我们照顾我们自己 既然你们住在这 那么你们也是南方人 We take care of our own. And as long as y'all live here, y'all are Southerners too.
-哇哦 谢谢 -不用谢 Sam 回家见 - Wow. Thanks. - It's our pleasure. Sam, I'll see you at home.
我觉得这一课是告诉我们出生在哪真的不重要 I think the lesson here is it doesn't matter where you're from,
只要我们有同样的信仰就行 as long as we're all the same religion.
-能教你很开心 Meg -谢谢 我一定会想念你们每个人的 - It was great having you in class, Meg. - Thanks. I'm really gonna miss everybody.
我们没钱给你买礼物 所以我们都吐在一个罐子里 We didn't have no money for a present,so we all just spit in a jar.
-我不敢相信你要离开了 -我也是 - I can't believe you're leavin'. - Me either.
-我肯定会写信给你 -我肯定会学会认字阅读的 - I'll be sure to write. - And I'll be sure to learn to read.
下次我再看到一个死尸 我会为我们两个狠狠戳他 Next time I see a dead guy, I'm gonna poke him twice as hard for both of us.
啊 回家真好 Ah, it's so nice to be home.
你有113条语音留言 You have 113 new messages.
哦 天啊 Oh, my.
呃 嗯 我就是问问 呃 嗯 Uh, yeah, I was just wondering... uh... mm-hm...
送报男孩去哪了 where the newspaper boy was.
好多天没见那个送报男孩了 想知道你还回来吗 Haven't seen a newspaper in a couple of days. Wonderin' if you're ever gonna come back.
猜猜是谁 抱歉留了很多留言 Guess who.Sorry to leave you so many messages.
就是很寂寞 想着那个肌肉臂膀的送报男孩 Just lonely here, thinkin' 'bout the muscly-armed paper boy.
希望他能给我带来点好消息 Wishin' he'd bring me some good news.
你去哪了? Where are you?
你开始惹恼我了 你这个胖婊子 打给我 You're startin' to piss me off, you little piggly son of a bitch. Call me.