恶搞之家 602 Family GuyEpisode 602 Mother Tucker
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这真是太爽了！ Oh, this is so exciting.
也许今年我们够幸运能再看到失事嗳！ Maybe we'll get lucky and see another crash this year.
yeah 我们又能收集纪念品了 Yeah, we can get some souvenirs.
去年我抢到了飞行高度显示器和一块胫骨（飞行员的）嗳！ Last year, I got an altimeter and a shinbone.
真tm无聊啊 Eh, this is boring.
我宁愿在家看RING I'd rather be home watching that video from The Ring.
peter 千万别看 Peter, don't...
他们说 如果你看了 你会死的 they say if you watch that video you die.
那都是吓唬人的鬼话 Ah, that's a lot of baloney.
影片《神气活现》1987 主题曲 We can build this thing together
Standing strong forever
Nothing's gonna stop us now.
快看 Quagmire出场了 Look, there's Mr. Quagmire's plane!
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen, Ladies and gentlemen,
Glen Quagmire 将为我们表演空中绝技! keep your eye on the sky for the aerial acrobatics
of Captain Glen Quagmire.
看来我需要些帮助 Whoa, gonna need some help here.
太棒了！ All right.
等一下 Wait a minute, where...
天哪 Oh, my God,
stewie 去哪儿了 where's Stewie?
别慌 lois 我们会找到他的 Don't panic, Lois, we'll find him.
我很擅长在茫茫人海中寻人 I'm good at picking people out of a crowd.
真是艰难啊 Oh, gosh, this is hard.
2号 你能走近点儿让我看的更清楚点吗 Um, yeah, could I get a better look at number two?
4号 你也走近点好吗 And, number four could you step forward, too?
恩 5号 请看着1号 Okay, uh, number five, uh, look at number one.
请很幸福很满足的看着1号 Look at him like you haven't seen him in a while and you're happy.
不 不要太满足 Okay, not too happy, not too happy.
不要了 不要了 Pull it back, pull it back.
恩 3号 请你说 Okay, and, um, number three could you say,
Julie 我一定会在孩子出生前回来的 "Julie, I promise to get back on my feet before the baby arrives."
Julie我一定会在孩子出生前回来的 Julie, I promise to get back on my feet before the baby arrives.
他不错 恩 不错 He's good.
他一直不错 Yeah, he's always good, very good.
好的 谢谢 Yeah, yeah, okay, thank you.
stewie stewie 你在哪儿 Stewie? Stewie!
大家好 菊花 鸡鸡在现场为您带来南街村航展的 Hey, everybody, it's Weenie and the Butt here
飞行表演现场实况表演 live at the Quahog Air Show.
准备好了吗 我们将为您带来口技大赛 We're all ready for the Weenie sound-alike contest.
菊花 我不觉得 I don't know, Butt,
我不觉得他们能学我的口头禅嗳 I don't think they can say my catchphrase, because...
真tm没噱头！ "They no funny!"
难以置信 这都可以（汗） Oh, there it is!
靠 如果你能学菊花的话 And if you think you can say that just like Weenie here,
就奖你97块1毛 you could win 97.1 dollars for the cool weekend ahead.
菊花人皆有 We have a butt.
菊花人皆有 We-we have a butt!
劲爽周末晨 尽在fm97.1！ Cool weekends in the morning, 97.1 FM.
劲爽周末晨 菊花鸡鸡为你呈现！ Cool weekends in the morning with Weenie and the Butt.
WQHG 97.1.
97.1！97.1！ - Ninety-seven point one! - Ninety-seven point one!
菊花人皆有！ We-we have a Butt!
劲爆周末晨！ In the morning, cool weekends!
FM.
鸡鸡！鸡鸡！鸡鸡！ Weenie, Weenie, Weenie!
菊花！ And the Butt.
欢迎回来 And welcome back.
你好 我在找一个迷途小孩 Uh, excuse I-I got to find a lost kid.
能用下你的麦吗 Can I use your mic?
不会吧！ That's what she said.
Whoa！被爆打菊花的男人嗳！ Whoa, you got Butt-slammed!
我真的急用麦 拜托 Listen, I could really use a hand here.
这位热心听众为我们带来他的故事 That's what he said!
被暴打菊花的日子！ Butt slam!
刚才您听到的是是97.1为你带来的愤怒的猴猴！ That's Manic Monkey on 97.1.
愤怒的猴猴 尽在97.1 Manic Monkey, 97.1!
劲爆周末晨！ Cool weekends in the morning!
伴您整个周末！ All weekend long.
菊花JJ Weenie and the Butt!
晨 晨 晨 In the morning. In the morning.
快打开你的收音机！ On the r-r-radio.
FM!
快tm的给我！（感谢上帝和brain） Gimme that.
stewie griifin 听到广播请速联系广播台 Stewie Griffin, will you please report to the radio booth.
stewie griifin 收到请回复 Stewie Griffin.
你的声音真棒 Hey, that's quite a voice you've got there.
有没有想过进军电台界啊？ You ever think about doing radio?
恩 我经常听收音机 Well, uh, I listen to a lot of radio.
Peter和lois出去总是开着收音机 Peter and Lois leave the radio on when they go out
让我觉得有人在家而不感寂寞 so I feel like somebody's home.
好的 这是我的名片 Well, here's my card.
如果有兴趣就打给我 Call me if you're interested.
我们的第一位口技挑战者已经出现了 Hey, okay, we've got our first contestant.
好的 先学下jj的口头禅 Let's hear Weenie's catchphrase.
真tm的没噱头！ They no funny.
欧 我们找到今天的胜者（JJ）了 I think we have a wee-ner.
刚才你听到的是97.1为你带来的驴子的幽默 And that's Dicky the Punchline Donkey, on 97.1.
驴子的幽默 尽在97.1 Dicky the Punchline Donkey, on Cool 97.1!
劲爆周末 Cool weekends.
On the radio!
就在早上 In the-the... morning!
FM.
酷 Cool.
WQHG!
Cool weekends!
In the morning.
On Ninety-seven...
Point one.
97.1 Ninety-seven point one.
接下来继续为您带来《roundtable》 And now back to Round Table,
特邀嘉宾ai micheales Harold ramis ray romano with Al Michaels, Harold Ramis, Ray Romano,
还有keimit青蛙 and Kermit the Frog.
分区令侵犯了市民权利！ There zoning laws are infringing on the rights of citizens...
恕我失礼 你不能无视 Uh, if I might interrupt for a minute, I'd like to point out that--
还没到你 让别人先说 You've had your time. Let someone else speak.
我什么都没说 是那个人先说的 I haven't said a word. It was that guy.
别看我 我都没有插上话 Don't look at me, I can't get a word in edgewise.
那谁tm的一直在说啊 ? Well, then who the hell's been talking this whole time?
Thelma!
hi 亲爱的 Hello, darling.
oh 真是惊喜个啊 Oh, my God, what a pleasant surprise.
妈 你来干什么啊？ Mom, what are you doing here?
peter 我和你爸离婚了 Peter, I left your father.
什么！ What?
不 不 不 等一下 Wait, wait, wait, hang on a second.
我从来没见过你 今天你终于来见我 I never see you, and then you finally come visit me
然后你就给我这样一个惊喜吗 and you drop a bombshell like this?
这就像snoopy归来庆祝会上发生的一切 This is just like what happened at the Peanuts reunion.
sb音乐 Stupid song!
你们tm的看什么？ What are you looking at?
大爷在此！ Yeah, it's me.
你们曾经用过的沙袋 Charlie Brown Your old punching bag, Charlie Brown.
每个人都tm的希望 snoopy 和 woodstock 还活着 Everybody wish Snoopy was here and Woodstock?
每个人都tm的希望 snoopy 和 woodstock 还活着 Everybody wish Snoopy and Woodstock was here?
他们都已经死了！ Well, they're dead!
还有呢？ And guess what?
大爷卖了snoopy I sold Snoopy the junk.
对 woodstock 从爷这里淘到的snoopy That's right, he got it from me!
我从来没意识到它有多重要 I swear I didn't know how strong it was.
现在他死了 他们都死了 And now he's dead! They're both dead!
我tm才不在乎什么鸟stockwood呢 I don't give a crap about Woodstock,
但是我爱snoopy but Snoopy...
离我远点儿 贱人 Get off me, you skank!
我不敢相信你离开了我老爸 I can't believe you left Dad.
他不能满足我了 I have needs that he didn't satisfy.
我还很年轻 peter And I'm still a young woman, Peter.
女人82年芳（方）74啊！ 82 is the new 74.
我要趁我依旧秀色可餐时杀回风月场 I'm putting my fine ass back on the market.
这会让我魔弟Thaddeus受不了的 Boy, this is really going to upset my evil brother, Thaddeus.
嗷！这会让我得到的遗产更少的！ Nyah... this will surely affect my inheritance... nyah.
大家好 我是brain griffin Hi, I'm Brian Griffin,
现在您收听的是午餐时光 and you're listening to The Lunch Hour,
为您献上心灵的盛宴 serving up food for the mind.
今日主餐是政治 Today's entree is politics.
您在想什么呢 What's on your mind today?
政府的财政预算还是细胞研究项目？ The governor's budget, stem cell research?
给大家分享一勺你的热辣观点吧 Give us a hot spoonful of your opinion.
恩 接到了来自Quahog电话 Ok, we have a question from Quahog.
您好 午餐时光为您服务 Caller, you're on The Lunch Hour. Can I take your order?
好的 我要一陀自命不凡的胡扯狗屎 Yes, uh, I'll have a big helping of the pretentious crap.
欧 有时候一些愤青打来捣乱 Whoa, sometimes the, uh, crazy ones get through.
好的 我们接通来自 cranston 的 rose 的电话 Okay, we have Rose, from Cranston, on the phone.
欢迎 午餐时光为您服务 Welcome, Rose, can I take your order?
恩 你上周吃掉那只生菜鸟 Um, yes, that turkey, that- that raw turkey that you ate
长桌上那只 让lois很生气 off the counter last week that got Lois mad,
因为你还没便出来它所以你才这么菜吧 when you pooped that out was the timer still in there?
欧 没时间了 And we're out of time.
这里是午餐时光 This has been The Lunch Hour.
Gore Vidal将做客 下周同一时间再见 不容错过 Join us next week, when our guest will be Gore Vidal.
记住 生活满是大餐 And remember, life is full of entrees,
不要吃面包吃得太饱 so don't fill up on bread.
接下来是鸡鸡和菊花 I'm going to throw you now to Weenie and The Butt
下午开始 in the afternoon.
鸡鸡和菊花 Weenie and the Butt!
97.1 Ninety-seven point one!
尽在午后时光 In the afternoon.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
WQHG!
打开收音机 插上门吧！ Turn it on and rip the knob off!
您正在收听 You're listening to the radio!
老板 非常抱歉 Sir, I'm very sorry.
刚才打电话的是我的朋友 他觉得那样子很搞笑 That-that was this guy I know. He thinks he's hilarious.
他是个天才！ He is hilarious!
本来我是来炒掉你的 I was on my way in here to cancel your show,
但是你和那个人耍宝实在是太强大了 but the banter you did with that guy,
现在的电台界 well, as we say in the radio business,
需要的就是这种节目来拯救啊！ "If you put that on the radio, people will listen to it!"
让他加入 Make him part of the show.
不 他不适合的 Oh, you-you don't want him.
他不像我一样是专业级的 He's not really a professional like me.
你tm的快去找那个小孩来！ Listen, you get that kid in here.
我们需要他给节目带来笑声 We need more laughs on the show.
神啊 我觉得他会和tim mccarver解说比赛时一样恶心的 Well, I guess he couldn't be any worse than Tim McCarver is at sportscasting.
我觉得扬基上半场打得有多好 In my view, as good as the Yankees were in the first half of this game,
就像现在打得一样烂 that's how as bad they've been now.
可怜的peter 他正在经历啊 Poor Peter, I know he's having
这个父母离异的可怕时期 a hard time with this whole divorce thing.
我现在有种负罪感 竟然在这儿钓凯子 I feel kind of guilty that I'm here looking for a date.
Thelma 你没必要这样 Thelma, stop that.
你有追求快乐的权利 You have a right to be happy.
这有很多不错的嗳 And-and there's a lot of great people here
不要犹豫快去吧 Why don't you mingle?
天啊 lois 你落单了？ Oh, my God, Lois, you single now?!
不是 我和Thelma在一起 No, Glen, I'm here with Thelma.
谁是Thelma？ 这位就是 - Who's Thelma? - This is Thelma.
我不觉得可以这样 I don't know if this is gonna work, Lois.
对这种事人家有点害羞了啦 I'm a little shy at these types of things.
娇羞的花儿啊 没事的 Oh, you can overcome shyness.
想想《夏洛特的网》里边的蜘蛛是怎么克服Tourette's的 （sp有提到的不由自主狂吐脏话的怪病） Think of the spider in Charlotte's Web who had to overcome Tourette's.
我不明白啊 I don't know, Lois.
我还没碰到一个魅力男呢 I haven't met a single interesting person.
晚上好 我是Tom Tucker Good evening, I'm Tom Tucker
正在试着回复的男人 trying to get back on my feet
正在学习怎么过从前妻那里拿回pp后的生活 after having my ass handed to me by my bitch of an ex-wife.
我是Thelma I'm Thelma.
那我先走了 I'll just be going.
我可以戳你吗 Can I get you some punch?
不 如果你是万千美国民众之一 Oh, no, you see, if you're one of ten million Americans like me...
像我 Like me.
一样有一些膀胱问题 ...with a bladder control problem,
就可以一戳到底了 punch just goes right through you.
昨晚没听到你回来 I didn't hear you come in last night.
在卖银（汗）协会很快乐吧 Did you have a good time at your prostitutes convention?
peter 我只是想帮你妈找几个新朋友 Peter, I was just trying to help your mother meet some new friends.
lois 你太烦人了 Lois, you're too nosey.
像那个侍者一样 Like that waiter at that restaurant.
上好的排骨该给谁呢？ And who had the prime rib?
这干你鸟事！ I hardly think that's any of your business.
妈 起床了 你要睡一天啊 Come on, Mom, you can't stay in bed all day.
你该给我老爸打电话复合 You got to call dad and get back together with...
啊啊啊 天啊 Holy crap!
我们呆会二儿要尝试更多花式 We'll have more on these new developments after this.
天啊 真不敢相信 I can't believe what I saw in there.
你们竟然在这乱搞 You were messing around in what was basically
在我最好的一个房间 my first apartment.
peter 你该为你妈高兴 Peter, you should be happy for her.
她在享受生活 She's just having fun.
那有什么不对的？ I don't see what the problem is.
Tom是个好人 Tom is a wonderful man.
我也没觉得这有什么问题 我们去找Ollie Williams吧 I don't see the problem, either, but let's go to Ollie Williams
他可以为我们做深度分析论证 for the inepth analysis. Ollie?
（这个）女人有点老 Lady's old!
谢谢你Ollie 你觉得呢peter？ Thanks, Ollie, over to you, Peter.
Tom Tucker！我警告你 不许你再见我老母 Tom Tucker, I forbid you to see my mother.
peter 不许不乖这样和人家说话 Peter, you can't talk to Tom that way.
他凭借和智障人士的合作拿到了艾美奖 He won a local Emmy for his work with the retardeds.
他们多想拥抱我啊！ They certainly wanted to hug me.
或许有一天 你也会的 Maybe in time, you will, too.
感谢收看 我是Tom Tucker 晚安 Thanks for watching, I'm Tom Tucker. Good night.
stewie 我想事先申明一点 All right, look, let's get one thing straight, Stewie.
你能坐这儿的唯一原因是我的老板命令我 The only reason you're here is that my boss ordered me
让你登场 to bring you on.
这是我的节目 一个严肃的节目 All right, this is my show, and it's a serious,
充满睿智的探讨时刻 这才是我们的追求 intellectual hour of discussion and I want to keep it that way.
没问题 Hey, no problem.
好 3 2 1 All right, in three, two, one...
这里是午餐时光 我是 This is The Lunch Hour with your host...
大家好 你好 Quadog Hey, what's up Quahog?!
从这里到海滩 From the station that reaches the beaches,
你们正在收听的是 Dingo and The Baby! you're listening to Dingo and The Baby!
Dingo and the Baby.
97.1 Quahog!
Oh, baby!
你TMD的到底在干嘛 What the hell are you doing?
这些和节目有什么关系吗？ Wha-What the hell does that have to do with anything?
只是怪叫几下 给大家提点精神 They're just wacky sounds, you know to liven things up.
D-i-n-g-o!
D-D-Dingo! Dingo and the...
宝贝 Baby!
噢 性感的女友 Oh, sexy girlfriend!
Peter,不要在偷窥你妈妈的约会了 Peter, would you stop spying on your mother's date?
我不能再忍了 Lois I can't stand it anymore, Lois.
我要阻止他们 I'm going to put a stop to this.
喂？ Hello?
恩喂是恩这是恩我是Tom Tuchker 的私人医生 Uh, hello, yes, uh, this is, uh, this is Tom Tucker's personal physician,
T医生和女人 Dr. T and the Women.
恩 你能转告Tom 他的治疗传染性鸡鸡癌的药已经准备好了 Um, could you tell Tom his contagious penis cancer medicine is ready.
你是Peter？ Is this Peter?
恩 不是 我是...Lois Uh, no, it's, uh, uh, Lois.
恩 Lois 不要给我妈打骚扰电话 Uh, Lois, don't crank call my mother.
我会因为这个拧你的 I'm gonna have to pinch you for that.
噢 Peter 不要拧我 Ow, Peter, don't pinch me!
哦 Ow!
哦...不要这样了 Ow... stop it!
住手 该死 Knock it off, damn it!
住手 我可能会挠你痒痒 呵呵 怎么样 Cut it out. Maybe I'll tickle you, huh, how about that?!
不行 No, don't.
开始了 我挠 挠 Here you go, tickle, tickle.
住手 Cut it out!
停下 Stop it!
我说真的 我认真的 I mean it! I mean it!
好吧 我已经告诉你停下来 Well, I told you to stop!
我只是挠挠你 你却用平底锅抽我头 I tickle you, you hit me in the head with a frying pan?!
我告诉过你停下来 I told you to stop!
我都流血了 I taste blood!
好吧 你的确出了点血 Well, there's a lot of it.
嘿 Hey there, champ.
Peter 我知道这些对你是一个大的改变 Peter, I know this is all a big adjustment for you,
而我想做的只是让你的妈妈开心 but all I want is for your mom to be happy.
为什么她不去找我爸 Well, why can't she go back with my dad?
我不知道怎么回答 但我会 Well, I can't answer that, but I'm gonna do
尽我所能让她比那些孩子还开心 my best to make her even happier than those kids
Amy Grant给你三个愿望 on Three Wishes with Amy Grant.
你的的愿望是啥 Billy What's your wish, Billy?
你能治好我的癌症吗 Can you cure my cancer?
不能 但如果蝙蝠侠给你一个 No, but how about if Spider-Man gives you
50美元的代金券去消费 怎么样 a $50 gift card to Sears?!
给你 早日康复 He-Here, get well.
你知道吗 我今天打听了点你的事情 You know, I heard a rumor about you today?
真的吗 是的 - You did? - Yep.
我听说你喜欢奶昔 I heard you like milk shakes.
天啊 真的 Oh boy, do I!
我们去买奶昔 Let's go get ourselves a shake, huh?
我也想要一个 I want to get a milk shake, too.
不行 去问你自己老爸要 Too bad- go get your own father.
嘿 Carl 给我来包烟 Hey, Carl, can I get a carton of smokes, please?
好的 Brian Sure, Brian.
你后面那个小橡胶邮差 And uh, what's that little rubber mailman
是虾米 you got behind there?
你喜欢吗 Oh, you like that, huh?
是的 那玩意儿会响吗 Yeah, does that thing squeak?
会的 Yeah, it does.
好的 我买了 我要马上赶回家 All right, I'll take that, and I'm gonna hurry home
带给Lois看 and show it to Lois.
嗨 我似乎在哪儿听过你的声音 Hey, I'd recognize that voice anywhere!
你是Dingo 那个广播中会表演各种屁声的狗 You're Dingo, that dog that plays all those fart sounds on the radio!
太绝了 Awesome!
哦 对 对 不好意思 Oh, yeah, yeah, sorry about that,
节目不咋地 the show's gotten a little lowbrow.
你在说啥 What are you talking about?!
这是 应该是最好看的节目了 It's, like, the most hilarious show ever!
嗨 我能得到你亲笔签名吗 Hey, could I get your autograph?
我的...真的吗？ My... really?
哇 你们....天哪 你们让我觉得我很重要 Wow, you're... gosh, you're making me feel
就像小侏儒中的高个儿 more important than a dwarf among midgets.
嗨 你能够那个薯片吗 Hey, can you reach the Crispix?
我能 Yes, I can.
多棒呀！能同我的新家庭一起出去吃饭 How awesome is this : going out to dinner with my new family?
嗨 需要点什么 Hi, can I help you?
我要 我要那个 I want, I want that one!
好 我们就要那个 All right, hold on, we'll get you that one.
我要吸管 I want straws!
我给你吸管 We'll get you a straw.
你要儿童餐？ You want a Kid's Meal?
不 No!
你是说“是” Do you mean, "yes"?
是 Yes!
好吧 一份儿童餐 Okay, one Kid's Meal.
你要吃什么 亲爱的 And what'll you have, honey?
我要一个鱼肉三明治谢谢 I'll have a fish sandwich and a Sanka.
他真可爱 Oh, he's adorable.
向这位女士打个招呼,Peter Say hi to the nice lady, Peter.
噢 他害羞了 Oh, he's shy.
I don't believe in fretting and grieving
Why mess around with stride?
I never was cut out to step and strut out
Give me the simple life
Some find it pleasant dining on pheasants
Those things roll off my knife
Just serve me tomatoes and mashed potatoes
Give me the simple life.
现在开始播放周末午后电影 We now return to the Sunday afternoon movie:
怒海争锋 Masturbator and Commander.
船长 敌人的船向我们开火了 Captain, the enemy ship has opened fire on us.
我马上就出来 I'll be right out!
长官 我们已经损失10个弟兄了 Sir, we've already lost ten men.
坚持下去 Hang on!
长官 我们是否可以还击？ Sir, don't you think we should return fire?
好 好 赶快去还击 Yeah, yeah, go ahead and do that,
我大概5分钟后在那边见你 and I'll-I'll meet you up there in like five minutes.
Peter 我从来没见你这样开心过 Peter, I've never seen you so happy.
Lois 我从来没意识到 Well, Lois, I never realized what it was like
有个爸在真好 to have a real dad.
我意思是我的亲生父亲就是个混蛋 I mean, my own dad was such a ballbuster,
我以为有爹没什么 I-I guess I just always thought that was normal.
但Papa Tom却很特别 But Papa Tom is so different.
你知道吗？我活到现在第一次 For the first time in my life,
觉得我有了一个真正的家庭 I feel like I have a real family, you know?
我意思是说我不是像平时那样 I mean I'm-I'm not just going through the motions
只是做做样子 like I do around here.
嗨 Champ 你想看四眼天鸡吗 Hey, champ, you want to watch Chicken Little?
恩 Yeah!
小鸡是怎么说的 And what does a chicken say?
"Moo!" "Moo!"
好吧 Why not.
快点 老妈 Come on, Ma!
嗨 你拿着手提箱干吗 Hey, what gives with the suitcase?
Tom 我真不想说这些 但又不得不说 Tom, there's no easy way to say this, I'll just come right out with it.
我要离开了 I'm leaving.
什么 Wha...
离开 为什么 leaving, why?
Tommy 一切都很美好 Tommy, this has been great,
但我不想要长久的在一起 but I wasn't looking for anything long-term.
我只是需要人来解解闷儿 I just needed someone to clear all the bats out of my plumbing.
Bill 我们现在该怎么办 What do we do now Bill?
我们来写 Tim We write, Tim.
我们来写自己的故事 We write our story.
再见 亲爱的 Good bye, dear.
这都是我的错 It's all my fault!
Nyah! Nyah!
我知道你现在很伤心 Peter 但这些都会过去的 I know it hurts right now, Peter, but we'll get through this.
你仍然是我的小伙伴 对吧？ You're still my little buddy, right?
恩 Yeah.
那么我们会好的 晚安 哥们儿 Then we'll be okay. Good night, buddy.
晚安 Tom老爸 Good night, Papa Tom.
晚安 儿子 Good night, son.
晚安 Lois 晚安 - Good night, Lois. - Good night.
Peter 这有点怪 Peter, this is a little strange.
没有在比达斯·维德曾经是个开罚单的警察更怪了 （达斯·维德-星战里的黑武士） No stranger than when Darth Vader was a meter maid.
不要这样 能不能消停会儿 Oh, come on, man, cut me a break!
我只在这儿听了大约5分钟 I was only in there for like five minutes!
我已经开始写罚单了 I already started writing the ticket.
你知道吗 我一周能赚你一年的钱 You know, I make your annual salary in a week.
你现在做的能让你很开心吗 Are you happy doing what you're doing?
因为你是一个可怜虫 'Cause you're pathetic.
我应该去做 Karen I got to do it, Karen.
我想给他一枪 I just... I-I got to take a shot.
那人今天让我很难过 That guy, that guy just got to me today.
你去做你认为对的事吧 我永远支持你 You do whatever you think is right, and I'll support it.
我真的不明白 I don't really understand it.
你贷款干什么 What do you want this loan for?
我想造一个能足以摧毁地球的巨型空间站 I want to build a giant space station that can destroy a planet.
我不知道这对我们是否是个好的投资项目 I don't know that that would be a good investment on our end.
我的意思是我想开一个体育酒吧 I mean, I want to open a sports bar.
早上好,Quahog Good morning, Quahog!
你现在和Dingo在一起 You're here with Dingo...
还有小宝贝 And the Baby...
如果你想换台 And if you're thinking about changing the station...
你不这样做吗 Don't... you do it!
今天 我们让无家可归Hank从垃圾箱出来到这里 Today, we got Homeless Hank from the Dumpster out back with us.
嗨 我有个注意 Hey, I got an idea :
最先打进来的三个女士可以 How about the first three women willing to come down
和Hank做爱 并免费丰胸 and have sex with Hank get free boob jobs
courtesy of Dr. John Viener?
你怎么知道我想说什么 Are you reading my mind, man?
让我们接电话 Let's go to the phones.
开好讲吧 你现在正和Dingo和宝贝 Go ahead caller, you're on with Dingo and The Baby.
是Dingo吗 Is this Dingo?
是的 亲爱的 你叫什么 Yes, honey, what's your name?
Sindy 我的胸很小 Sindy, with an "S."
哦 太好了 Ooh, hot.
的确很好 很好 Oh, yeah, that's hot, that is hot.
告诉我们 Sindy Tell me something, Sindy, how'd you like
你现在愿意过来裸给我们看吗 to come down here and get naked for us?
愿意 Sure.
我想我们有好戏看了 I think we got a show.
对 有好戏了 Oh yeah, we got a show!
我们确实有好戏看了 似的 确实有了 - We definitely got a show! - Oh, yeah, there's a show!
毕竟艾滋病是致命无法治愈的疾病 After all, AIDS is a deadly, incurable disease.
但不管你怎么评价Charles Wheeler (Charles Wheeler-费城故事中的角色） But no matter how you come to judge, Charles Wheeler
和他同伴的不道德行为 和没有人性的关系 and his partners' unethical, moral, and inhuman terms,
真相是当他们炒掉Andrew Beckett （Andrew Beckett-费城故事得AIDS的男主角 the fact of the matter is, when they fired Andrew Beckett
就是因为他得了艾滋病 because he had AIDS,
他们犯了法 they broke the law.
天啊 你怎么回事？ My God, what is wrong with you?
我向天发誓 这本来应该是“食物大战” I swear to God, that was supposed to be "Food Fight!"
我想要冰激凌 I want some ice cream.
不行 Peter 先吃完你的饭 No, Peter, you finish your food.
你 嗨 快回来 先生 You, hey, you-you get back here, right now, mister!
快 快从椅子上下来 Don't, don't you... get down from that chair,
不然你会有大麻烦 or you're in big trouble.
你快把冰激凌放回去 You put that ice cream back right now.
我认真的 I mean it.
我不开玩笑 I am not kidding around.
我不会再说第二遍 I am not going to say it again.
如果你敢把冰激凌吃进嘴里 Uh... if you put that ice cream in your mouth you're gonna be
就会有大麻烦的 in big trouble, young man!
有 Uh you... uh, uh.
我恨你 我恨你 I hate you, I hate you!
我要找我妈 I want my mommy!
是吗 我已经是你能得到最好的了 Well I'm the best you've got!
好吧 你知道规则 All right, so you know the drill.
我们将开启热狗发射器 We're going to turn on the hot dog cannon,
你每用嘴接到一个热狗 and for every hot dog that you catch in your mouth,
你将会获得100美元迫切需要的丰胸奖励 you get a $100 toward a boob job that you desperately need.
我知道 I know.
好吧 开始了 Okay, here we go.
噢 没接到 Oh, a miss!
你用眼接到这个了 Aw, you got her in the eye with that one.
哇哦 这是一个胸部追踪导弹 Whoa, that one was a teat-seeking missile!
我来找Brian Griffin I'm looking for Brian Griffin.
Gore Vidal! Gore Vidal!
我本应该在午餐时间来 I was supposed to do The Lunch Hour?
这是午餐时间 Uh... this is The Lunch Hour.
这个让我觉得想我老爸 That one felt like my dad.
早上的乱搞时光 Incest in the morning.
压抑的回忆 Suppressed memories.
97.1 Ninety-seven point one!
我想我做错了 I think I may have made a mistake.
不 不 不 不 正是时候 No, no, no, no, this is it.
你 你来对地方了 You're-you're in the right place.
听 为什么待会儿聊聊 Uh, listen, uh, why-why don't you stick around and talk for a while.
我的的听众会喜欢你的新书的 My listeners would love to hear about your new book.
100美元丰胸奖励 Hundred dollars, boob job!
我要走了 I'm, uh, going to go.
哦 天啊 我做了什么 Oh, my God, what have I done?
嗨 这都是和收视率有关 我们现在做到了 Hey, it's all about ratings, baby, and we got 'em.
不 不值的这样做 No, it wasn't worth it.
很抱歉 Stewie 我不能在这样做了 I'm sorry, Stewie, I can't do this anymore.
和你上次做butterfinger广告比 I'm more of a sell-out than you were when you did
我更像是出卖自己灵魂的商品 those Butterfinger commercials.
没有比Butterfinger更让人兴奋的了 Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger.
D'oh! D'oh!
你怎么了 What's your problem?
老爸 Tom 是个混蛋 Ah, Papa Tom's being a jerk. Ah, Papa Tom's being a jerk.
至少他和你谈话 At least he talks to you.
他是我的亲爸 但他从不关心我 He's my dad and he hasn't paid attention to me in weeks.
好吧 总的来说 你应该很欣慰 Well, all-in-all, you should be thankful.
我想肯尼迪有一个像你这样的小孩 I think the Kennedys had a kid like you,
也会设法让他长眠去的 and they had it put to sleep.
嗨 Peter 关于冰激凌的是我道歉 Hey, Peter, I'm sorry about that business with the ice cream.
我想我是可能因为你妈的事情伤心 I guess I'm just still a little torn up about your mom.
但 嗨 我想和你和好 我们去玩街接球游戏 But, hey, I'll make it up to you. Let's play catch.
好的 Okay!
等下 你知道吗 Wait a minute, you know what?
我想你应该和 Jake 玩 I think you should play catch with Jake.
真的吗 Really?
是的 我终于感觉到有一个真正的父亲了 Yeah, I had a taste of what it was like to have a real father.
我不能抢走他的父爱 I can't make him share his.
好吧 Peter 走吧 Jack Well, all right, Peter, come on, Jake.
我想我学到些东西 Huh, I guess I've learned a little something
关于怎么成为一个好父亲 about what it means to be a good dad.
嗨 爸爸 你想玩篮球吗 Hey, Dad, do you want to play baseball?
噢 天啊 能离我远点吗 Oh, my God, could you leave me alone!
就你要求最多 You are the neediest kid!
我真不能相信你放弃了我们节目 I can't believe you gave up our show.
是的 对不起 Yeah, sorry.
我想知道谁代替我们 I wonder who they got to replace us.
这是Dark Chocolate的魔法时间 It's Magic Hour with Dark Chocolate...
还有Rod And The Rod.
我们相信ROD In Rod we trust.
97.1 Ninety-seven point one!
Giggity giggity goo!
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