Stewie与Brian之旅特辑"北极之旅" 首播时间2010,12,12 ♪ Family Guy 9x07♪ Road to the North Pole
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嗨！ Hi.
我是Ron MacFarlane I'm Ron MacFarlane
Seth MacFarlane的爸爸. Seth MacFarlane's father
Seth MacFarlane是本片创始人
我在这要给你们讲一个故事, And I'm here to tell you the story
讲的是一个在Quahog非常特别的圣诞节. of a very special Christmas in Quahog.
Kenny Rogers本来也应该在这的 Kenny Rogers was supposed to be here,
Kenny Rogers天生一头银发和银须 是美国歌手作曲家演员和唱片制作人
但我想他已经死了 but I think he's dead.
其实还没死…
不管怎么说,Seth是我射出来的, Anyway, Seth came out of my penis,
他制作了这部片子. and now he made this.
我们的故事要从圣诞节前的Quahog说起 RON: Our story begins in Quahog just before Christmastime.
小镇被披上了一层银装, The town was blanketed with snow,
树都被修剪过了, the trees were being trimmed,
每个人都在整理着自己的圣诞愿望清单. and everyone was making up their Christmas lists.
Jessica Biel和Megan Fox ♪Jessica Biel and Megan Fox♪
俩电影演员兼辣妹
除了袜子啥也不穿 ♪wearing nothing but their socks♪
是我今年圣诞节真正想要的 ♪is all I really want for Christmas this year!♪
额,这是不可能滴. Well, that's just not practical.
在墨西哥度周末 ♪Spending a week in Mexico♪
还有一些黑哥们和毒品 ♪with some black guys and some blow♪
是我今年圣诞节真正想要的 ♪is all I really want for Christmas this year!♪
噢,听起来棒极了. Oh, that sounds terrific.
孩子们,你们呢? How about you, kids?
我想要一双冰鞋 ♪I would like a pair of skates.♪
然后我就可以出去滑冰了 ♪Then I'd go out skating.♪
但我完全不会滑冰 ♪But I really don't know how to skate!♪
哈哈! Ha-ha!
我想要一辆全粉的雷克萨斯 ♪I want a Lexus all in pink,♪
和一个不喝酒的老爸 ♪and a dad who doesn't drink.♪
哦,这让我想起了12小桶啤酒 ♪Oh, and that reminds me...Twelve kegs of beer!♪
所有这些幸福愿望和大量的圣诞之乐是 ♪All these happy wishes and lots of Christmas cheer is♪
我今年真正想要的. ♪all I really want this year!♪
看来圣诞老人得把他自己的计划取消了 Santa's got his work cut out for him.
噢,我们都还没开始呢. Oh, we ain't even gotten started yet.
我想去西班牙的海滨旅游 ♪I want to tour the Spanish coast.♪
和Michael Landon的鬼魂共进午餐 ♪Lunch with Michael Landon's ghost.♪
Michael Landon 1936-1991 美国演员 作家 导演 制片
是我今年圣诞节真正想要的 ♪That's all I really want for Christmas this year!♪
等等.你说啥? Wait. What?
没啥.你继续. Forget it.Keep going.
Jennifer Garner在我床上 ♪Jennifer Garner in my bed.♪
Jennifer Garner 美国演员 制片人 主演过双面女间谍
让脑袋里少点强硬的声音 ♪Softer voices in my head.♪
是我今年圣诞节真正想要的 ♪That's all I really want for Christmas this year!♪
黄色蛋糕型铀 ♪Yellow cake uranium.♪
不要问为什么 ♪Never mind the reason.♪
还有滑道,梯子和一个球 ♪Also Chutes and Ladders and a ball!♪
这看起来是不是太多了点 ♪Doesn't this seem like too much stuff?♪
放你的屁,这还不够呢 ♪Poo on you, it's not enough!♪
好兄弟,我给你的圣诞礼物在这. ♪Buddy boy, I got your Christmas right here!♪
所有这些幸福愿望 ♪All these happy wishes♪
和大量的圣诞之乐 ♪and lots of Christmas cheer♪
是我今年圣诞节真正想要的 ♪is all I really want this year!♪
我只是说这好像有点过分了 I'm just saying,it seems a bit excessive.
哦,别在发表你的长篇大论了,Brian Oh, get off your soap box,Brian.
这是圣诞节. It's Christmas.
圣诞节就是要得到礼物的! And Christmas is about gettin'!
地球人都知道! Everyone in town knows that!
狂野不羁的日本妞 ♪Japanese girls with no restraint♪
把我扼到晕眩 ♪just to choke me till I faint♪
是我今年圣诞节真正想要的 ♪is all I really want for Christmas this year!♪
哦,giggity! Ooh, giggity!
镀了铂金的银器 ♪Platinum-plated silverware.♪
只要有一天孩子们不盯着我看 ♪Just one day when kids don't stare.♪
是我今年圣诞节真正想要的 ♪That's all I really want for Christmas this year!♪
如果你在公共机场里放置一颗圣诞树 ♪If you put a Christmas tree in the public airport,♪
我会在法庭上告你这个混蛋 ♪I will go to court and sue your ass!♪
节日快乐 Happy holidays!
我很喜欢tinker toy ♪Wouldn't I love a tinker toy.♪
tinker toy 一种只有棍子和有洞圆盘的DIY式建筑玩具
一个敲鼓的小正太 ♪And a little drummer boy.♪
他可以敲他的鼓或者我的屁屁 ♪He can either tap his drum or my rear.♪
所有这些幸福愿望和大量的圣诞之乐 ♪All these happy wishes and lots of Christmas cheer♪
是我今年圣诞节真正想要的 ♪is all I really want this year!♪
我想要一把黄金的胡子梳 ♪I want a golden mustache comb.♪
还有一些杀精泡沫膏 ♪And some spermicidal foam.♪
这是我今年圣诞节真正想要的 ♪That's all I really want for Christmas this year.♪
我想要一把崭新的劈起杆 ♪I want a brand-new pitching wedge.♪
我想要更多的碧丽珠 ♪I would like more Lemon Pledge.♪
这是我今年圣诞节真正想要的 ♪That's all I really want for Christmas this year.♪
我想要 ♪I just want a wedding ring♪
叫Jeffrey的人结婚 ♪from someone named Jeffrey.♪
我只想要一些复活节彩蛋 ♪I just want some colored Easter eggs.♪
我想要蓝光版的《绿野仙踪》 ♪I want a Blu-Ray of The Wiz.♪
我们不知道圣诞节是啥 ♪We don't know what Christmas is!♪
但我们有个叫Gishgemfloofneer的节 ♪We have something else called Gishgemfloofneer!♪
所有这些幸福愿望和大量的圣诞之乐 ♪All these happy wishes and lots of Christmas cheer♪
是我今年圣诞节真正想要的 ♪is all I really want this year!♪
去见圣诞老人真是让我无比激动啊 I am so excited to see Santa Claus.
你知道让我觉得真正美好的是啥吗? You know what I think is really wonderful?
在我们伟大国家的这么多商场里 Of all the malls in this great country of ours,
他唯独选了来我们这儿 he chooses to come here.
年复一年. Year after year.
你看,我是说,我..我们是哪根葱啊? You know,I mean,who...Who are we? You know?
我来告诉你我们是谁...幸运儿啊 I'll tell you who we are...The lucky ones.
啊奥. Uh-oh.
哦,天啊,看这队排的. Oh, my God, look at the line.
妈的,我们得一辈子都呆在这了. Damn it, we're gonna be here forever.
嘿,等等,看啊!那是Quagmire,在很前面. Hey, wait, look!There's Quagmire, way up front.
我们可以去他那儿加个塞儿. We can cut in line with him.
呃,等等,Stewie.他不是很喜欢我... Uh,wait,Stewie.He doesn't like me so mu...
(sighs)
Glenn?Glenn Quagmire? Glenn?Glenn Quagmire?
你...哇. Wha...Wow.
你...你怎么在这? What...What are you doing here?
噢,你好,Brian. Oh, hi, Brian.
和其他人一样在等圣诞老人. Just waiting for Santa,like everyone else.
哇,不错,酷. Wow, cool. Cool.
哦,好家伙,我们就在这陪你们一起好了 Oh, man, we'll just hang with you guys here.
这小家伙是谁?嗯?是你侄子么? Who's this little guy?Huh?Is this your nephew?
嘿,伙计,你来这儿看圣诞老人? Hey,buddy,you here to see Santa?
耶.希望你今年是个好孩子. Yeah. I hope you've been a good boy this year.
这小家伙是我侄女Abby,你个SB. That little guy is my niece Abby,you douche.
她头发短是因为她做了化疗.啊噢. Her hair's short because of the chemotherapy.Uh-oh.
因为她没头发,你知道为了 Do you know how much talking it took
让她走出家我要说多少好话吗? to get her out of the house because of her no-hair?
噢,天啊,我...我不知道啊. Oh, gosh, I...I didn't know.
我...我十分抱歉. I'm so... I'm so sorry.
哦,你感到抱歉?对..对啥? Oh, you're sorry?For... For what?
排队等候对你来说是个大灾难 That waiting in line is such a catastrophe for you
然后你就能毁了一个 that you'd rather destroy the confidence
5岁癌症病患的信心? of a five-year-old cancer patient?
噢,别这样.我..我不知道她快死了. Oh, come on.I... I didn't know she was dying.
谁说要死了?! Who said anything about dying?!
Glenn叔叔,我要死了? Uncle Glenn, am I dying?
不,小宝贝,你不会死的. No,sweetheart,you're not dying.
因为我们会见到圣诞老人 'Cause we're gonna see Santa,
然后他会送你一个新的大脑 and he's gonna bring you a new brain.
滚开,Brian. Get out of here, Brian.
给我滚. Just get out of here.
你刚才应该用点政治,Bri. Should have gone into politics, Bri.
现在我们队回到队伍的尾端了. Now we got to go to the back of the line.
吾侧那!队伍怎么一直不动? What the hell!Why isn't it moving?
我咋知道.每次是同样的情况. I don't know.It's always the same thing.
一些小肥子坐在圣诞老人腿上一直说个不停. Some fat kid sitting on Santa's lap taking all day.
耶,耶.然后我想要一个Charles in Charge的午餐盒 Yeah, yeah. And I want a Charles in Charge lunch box
Charles in Charge 一部美国情景喜剧
我想要一个Magna Doodle和一副新的Uno\ and I want a Magna Doodle and a new Uno game
Magna Doodle 一种磁性画图玩具 Uno 一种牌类游戏
因为我掉了一张"变2"的牌. on a 'cause of I lost the "Draw 2" card.
我还想要一只宠物 And I want a pet animal
一半毛丝鼠一半貂的那种 that's half chinchilla and half mink,
因为那一定很柔软 'cause it'd be really soft,
然后我可以叫它chink,这就好了. and I could call it chink,and that's okay.
天啊,商场是不是快关了? Geez, doesn't the mall close soon?
我们在这呆了好久. We've been here forever.
你放松点,行不?我们都到这了.我是下一个. Would you relax?We're right here. I'm next.
你好,圣诞老人. Hello, Santa.
现在,额,我们有一个小问题 Now,um,we've got a slight problem here,
因为我之前很淘气. because I have been rather naughty.
但你是个生意人,我也是. But you're a business man,I'm a business man.
我确定我们可以解决...一些事的. I'm sure we can work...something...out.
(关门去喂驯鹿,明天见) 等等.你在干什么? Wait. What are you doing?
圣诞老人?你现在不能走! Santa?You can't leave now!
嘿,等等...兄弟,伙计, Hey,wait...Wait,buddy,buddy,
我们都排队排了2小时了. we've been in line for,like,two hours.
抱歉.我下班了. Sorry.I'm done.
你想让你的小孩坐我腿上的话, You want your kid to sit on my lap,
在Applebee的吧台等我. meet me at the bar at Applebee's.
啊,真操蛋. Aw,that sucks.
抱歉,Stewie. Sorry,Stewie.
那个婊子养的. That son of a bitch.
他刚才不睬我. He just turned his back on me.
就像现实对Gary Busey的置之不理一样 The way reality turned its back on Gary Busey.
Gary Busey 美国演员 牙齿很大
我今天看起来如何,Gary Busey? How am I doing today,Gary Busey?
你棒极了! You're doing great!
好!我会保持下去的! Good!Then I'll keep it up!
嘿,把你的钥匙给我. Hey, give me your keys.
我要用你的车. I need your car.
什么?你不能用我的车. What?You're not taking my car.
那么,非常好.你要开车带我的.我们走. Very well,then.You're driving me.Let's go.
开车...开车带你去哪? Dri... Driving you where?
到北极去见圣诞老人. To the North Pole to see Santa Claus.
如果那个满身流涎,洋葱眼的蛆饼认为 If that beslubbering,onion-eyed maggot-pie thinks
我可以那样忽略我的话, he can just blow me off like that,
那就有麻烦了. he's got another thing coming.
听着,Stewie,我知道你很失望 Look, Stewie, I know you're disappointed
因为你没见到圣诞老人, that you didn't get to see Santa,
但我...我不会开车带你去北极的. but I...I'm not driving you to the North Pole.
大家听我说,Quagmire的侄女现在在重症监护室. Everyone,Quagmire's niece is in the ICU.
现在,我觉得我们应该去那给他一些支持. Now,I think we should go down there to support him.
什...什么?是的,显然, Wh...What?Yeah,apparently,
商场里发生了什么, something happened at the mall,
让她情况变得恶化. and she took a turn for the worse.
他们不知道她还剩多少时间了. They don't know how much time she has left.
Quagmire刚打来电话. Quagmire just called.
他很伤心. He's really upset.
听起来他因为一些原因不想我们去那 It doesn't sound like he wants us there
但...我们无论如何都应该去. for some reason,but...But we should go anyway.
好吧,我们去北极. All right,let's go to the North Pole.
就这样Brian和Stewie开始了他们的北极之旅. And so Brian and Stewie set off on the road to the North Pole.
嘿,你想听听真正的真人版放屁, Hey, you want to hear a real live-action fart
而不是那些山寨版卡通化的么? instead of one of those fake cartoony ones?
我们需要换一条短裤… We're gonna need another pair of pants...
和一把椅子. And another chair.
欢迎来到 罗德岛州 巴来维 圣诞老人之家与礼物店
嘿,Stewie,醒醒. Hey, Stewie, wake up.
我们到了.我们到北极了. We're here.We're at the North Pole.
哦,啊.啥?啥?啥? 呃,北极? Oh, uh. What? What? What?Uh, North Pole?
北极!北极! North Pole! North Pole!
就在那! There it is!
天啊,我之前一定睡得很死! My word, I really must have been asleep!
啊,看看这个. Ah, look at this.
地球的顶端,Brian. The tip of the Earth, Brian.
好了,我们去看圣诞老人吧. Okay, let's go see Santa Claus.
好,咱们走. All right, let's go.
嗯,这里真是相当的喜庆,不是吗? Well, this is rather festive,isn't it?
真小. Small.
那,因为住着小精灵所以肯定小啦. Well, it has to be small because of all the tiny elves.
啊,对. Ah, that's right.
好.说得好.小精灵. Good. Good point.Elves.
唷,唷,你们好啊? MAN:Yo, yo, what's up, y'alls?
你们准备好穿上上好的北极装了吗 Y'alls ready to kick it in some fine North Pole gear?
Brian,为啥北极有黑人少年? Brian, why does the North Pole have black teenagers?
呃,因为...他们来自...被Katrina飓风卷来的? Uh... 'cause...From, uh,Katrina?
啊,当然.行. Ah, of course. All right.
嗯,呃,那我只有一个问题了. Well, uh, I just have one more question, then.
你认为我是个傻子?!哈?你是这么想的? Do you think I'm an idiot?!Huh? Do you?
听着,Stewie,去北极是一个遥远,危险的... Look, Stewie, the North Pole is a long and dangerous...
你不能在圣诞老人的问题上耍我,Brian! You can't jerk me around when it comes to Santa Claus, Brian!
这有个摩天轮,还有个人吐了! There is a Ferris wheel here,and a guy hosing vomit!
没人会在北极吐的! Nobody vomits at the North Pole!
除了圣诞老人的老婆 Except for Santa's wife
因为她有饮食失调症!什么? because she has an eating disorder!What?
是啊,因为他想要谁就要谁,而且她也知道! Yeah,‘cause he can have anyone he wants,and she knows that!
Stewie,冷静. Stewie, just pull yourself together.
不,Brian! I won't, Brian!
现在坐回到你的嬉皮车里去 Now you get your ass back into that hippie car of yours
然后立刻带我去北极! and take me to the North Pole now!
听着,我知道你很难过, Look, I know you're upset,
但...你为什么不只是坐下来, but why...Why don't you just sit down,
写下你的圣诞愿望清单, write out your Christmas list,
然后我保证把它寄给圣诞老人 and I promise I will mail it to Santa Claus?
想都别想. Screw that.
这根本和圣诞礼物无关,Brian. This was never about Christmas presents, Brian.
那你为什么一直要去北极呢? Well,then why do you want to go all the way to the North Pole?
因为...我要杀了圣诞老人! Because...I'm going to kill Santa Claus!
原来Stewie打算干掉圣诞老人. So it turned out Stewie was determined to kill Santa Claus.
他会成功吗? Would he succeed?
那么,让我们拭目以待. Well, let's find out.
等等，你TM的为啥要干掉圣诞老人? Wait a minute,why the hell do you want to kill Santa?
因为那个死肥仔在商场忽略了我， Because that fat bastard blew me off at the mall,
他应该为此付出代价. and he shall not go unpunished.
现在,我们出发吧.我已经都计划好了. Now,let's go.I've got it all planned out.
我要看看他的作坊,弄几只驯鹿做宠物. I'm gonna see the workshop,pet a few reindeer,
拍几张我和圣诞老人的合影, take a few pictures of me and Santa,
然后我要把他的脑袋爆掉, and then I'm gonna blow his brains out,
但愿他那臭婆娘也在场. hopefully with his bitch wife watching.
这太荒谬了...我们不会去北极的. This is ridiculous...We are not going to the North Pole.
相信我 这只是在浪费时间… Trust me, it's a waste of time…
你不会找到圣诞老人的. You're not gonna find Santa.
为什么找不到?因为跟本就没... Why not?Because there's no such...
因为当你到了那,你会发现 Because when you get there,you may find out
不是你原来想的那样, it isn't what you thought it was,
而且我不希望你失望. and I wouldn't want you to be disappointed.
就这?这就是你的理由? That's it?That's your reason?
嗯,你知道,你知道你为啥一事无成么,Brian? Well,you know,you know why nothing works out for you,Brian?
因为你的态度消极. Because you've got a negative attitude.
就像Eeyore Like Eeyore.
Eeyore 小熊维尼里的驴子
来吧,Eeyore,我们一起去玩. Come on, Eeyore, let's go play.
我不感兴趣. I don't feel like it.
你问什么老这么心情不好? Why are you always in such a bad mood?
我菊花里有根钉子.噢. I have a nail in my anus.Oh.
你这么说不公平.我不觉得我 That's not fair.I don't think I have
态度消极.我只是... a negative attitude.I just...
我...我不认为我们走上一条有潜在危险的行程是 I... I don't think it's a good idea for us
是个好主意... to embark on a potentially dangerous journey whe...
Stewie? Stewie?
对生活说是,Brian! Say yes to life, Brian!
我会在圣诞节的时候到家的. I'll be home for Christmas.
婊子养的! Son of a bitch!
那么,你在运啥,老兄? So,what are we hauling,good buddy?
哦,我在运一大群 Oh, I got a flock of birds
太累飞不回北方的鸟. that were too tired to fly back north.
哇,就应该这样做,哈,Jerry? Boy,this is the wayto do it,huh,Jerry?
当然.想这些会让我们变懒么? Sure is.Think this makes us lazy?
不,我们还保持着V型呢 Nah,we're stillin the V-shape.
欢迎来到马塞诸塞州 请享受我们这儿 智力低下的女人
欢迎来到新罕布夏州 佛蒙特州的 坏脾气兄弟
欢迎来到缅因州 我们的海滩只是些 巨大丑陋的巨石
欢迎来到加拿大 请保持安静 我们正在看冰壶比赛
这是啥?这是把奇怪的枪. What is this?This is a weird gun.
是的.别碰它. Yeah. Don't touch that.
噢,它是把信号枪. Oh, it's a flare gun.
也许你应该把它放回去. Maybe you should put that back.
我只是握着它而已.这是扳机么? I'm just holding it.Is this the trigger?
噢,我的上帝,Stewie,你没事吧? Oh,my God,Stewie,you all right?
发生了什么玩意儿? What the hell happened?
呃,只是一些SB的东西掉下去了. Eh, just some stupid stuff went down.
你刚才差点被杀死! You could have been killed!
我也差点被杀死! I could have been killed!
看看我的车! Look at my car!
额,你看,如果你之前带我去 Well,you know,if you had just taken me
真正的北极见圣诞老人, to the real North Pole to see Santa,
这一切都不会发生了! none of this would have happened!
这...这...这是什么?你在干嘛? Wh... Wh... What is this?What are you doing?
搭个车呗. Hitching a ride.
我会一直往北直到我找到圣诞老人. I'm gonna keep heading north until I find Santa.
Stewie,你不会找到他的. Stewie,you're not gonna find him.
你做你想做的, Brian, You do what you want, Brian,
但我要去北极 but I am going to the North Pole
我还要杀了那混蛋! and I'm gonna kill that bastard!
Stewie,你把我弄到现在这该死的境地, Stewie,you're putting mein a hell of a position here,
所以我没有别的选择了. but I have no choice.
你不会去杀死圣诞老人, You're not gonna kill Santa Claus,
因为他根本就不存在. because he doesn't exist.
真..真..真的, Brian? (chuckling):R... R... Really, Brian?
他不存在? He doesn't exist?
是啊,他不是真实的. That's right, he's not real.
哦,有趣.有趣的理论,Brian. Oh, interesting.Interesting theory, Brian.
额,还有谁不是真实的,嗯? Um, who else isn't real, hmm?
你准备告诉我Elmo不是真实的？ You gonna tell me that Elmo isn't real?
Elmo 芝麻街主要人物之一
哼? 海绵宝宝?他不是真实的, Brian? Huh?SpongeBob?Is he not real,Brian?
海...海绵宝宝不是在海底 Is..Is SpongeBob not there at the bottom of the ocean
和章鱼哥打工?哼? giving Squidward the business?Hmm?
那么Curious George呢？ And what about Curious George?
Curious George 一套儿童系列丛书主角 一只棕色的非洲猴子
嗯?他不存在? 哼? Huh?Does he not really exist? Hmm?
Curious George不是真的在 Is Curious George not really out there
用他本来应该送的 making little boats out of newspapers
报纸做小船?哼? that he should be delivering?Huh?
多读点书,你个笨蛋. Educate yourself, you fool.
听着,Stewie,如果你就听我说一会... Look,Stewie,if you'd just listen for a sec...
不要,你听着,Brian! No, you listen, Brian!
我来告诉你,你带我去北极, I'll tell you what,you take me to the North Pole,
如果圣诞老人不在那,我可以为你做点事. and if Santa isn't there,I'll do something for you.
什么?当Lois What?When Lois does that
半夜喂奶的时候 middle-of-the-night feeding
她甚至都睁不开眼,或者都没醒, where she doesn't even open her eyes or really wake up,
我可以让你代我吸一次,Brian. I'll let you take that one for me,Brian.
你说真的?当然. Are you serious?Quite.
好,成交了. Okay, you got a deal.
妈的,发动机不转了. Damn it, it won't turn over.
太好了!连加拿大的一半都没走到,我们就走不了了. Great!Not even halfway through Canada,and we're stuck.
喔,你们好. Oh, hey there.
你们的车有麻烦了 嗯？ You having some car troubles, eh?
是的 我们准备去北极 Yeah, we're trying to get to the North Pole.
我觉得你不是来自3A的 是不？ - 谁? I don't suppose you're from Triple A, are you? - Who?
AAA 指American Automobile Association 美国汽车协会
3A 你知道吗？AAA Triple A, you know? AAA.
哦 AA 唉？是啊 我刚从AA来 Oh,AA,eh?Yeah,I just came from AA.
AA 指Alcoholics Anonymous 嗜酒者互诫协会
不,不是AA.是AAA. No, not AA.AAA.
是啊,就是我刚说的...AA,唉? Yeah,that's what I said..AA, eh?
哦,所以你是3A的? Oh, so you are with Triple A?
噢,不,那是AAA.我来自AA,唉? Oh,no,that's AAA.I just came from AA,eh?
嗯?Stewie,我觉得他就是个酒鬼. Huh?Stewie,I think he's just a drunk.
额,管他是不是,你能帮我们吗? Well,drunk or not,can you help us?
只要你们加入AA,唉? I can if you want to join AA, eh?
不,我已经是AAA的一员了. No, I'm already a member of AAA.
我的车需要帮忙. I need help with the car.
噢,我知道了.嗯,看起来你们的车有点漏水. Oh, I see. Yeah,looks like you got some water leakage.
你们可能需要一个输水管,唉? You might need a hose, eh?
Jose Roberto 随便你了…如果你那有拉丁人 Jose, Roberto, whatever...If you've got some Latinos up here
Stewie以为hose, eh是一个人的名字
会修车,那就太好了. that can fix cars, that'd be great.
不,我是说,你们看起来需要一些部件,唉? No,I mean,it looks like you need a part,eh?
额,嗯,当它被修好了,我们是可以庆祝, (party与part,eh发音类似,他以为是要开派对) Well,yeah,when it's fixed,we can celebrate,
但先让我们把重要的事做了. but let's deal with first things first.
嗯,我大概可以带你们去个加油站,唉? Well, I can probably take you to a gas station, eh?
你带钱了没 唉？ - 我不知道 我的名字还是有点分量的 You have cash, eh? - I don't know, my name carries a little weight,
cash, eh与cachet与发音类似 意思是证明品质优良的标志 威望
但我不知道这有啥关系. but I don't see how that matters here.
听着,我们没有足够的钱修车, Look,we don't have enough cash to fix the car,
而且我们正在去北极的路上. and we're kind of on our way to the North Pole.
噢,不管怎么说开车可到不了那儿,. Oh,a car won't take you there, anyway.
但如果你们需要,你们可以开我的雪地车去. But if you like,you can take my snowmobile.
真的? 你就直接...给我们车? Really? You'd just...give it to us?
哦,当然了,加拿大人的好客就是这样滴. Oh,sure,that's what Canadian hospitality's all about.
如果你们需要,你们也可以拿走我所有的钱和腿. If you like,you can have all my money and my leg.
好吧. Okay.
我们为什么要他的腿？ Why'd we take his leg?
额,我们在他们的地盘儿,Brian... Well,we're in their country, Brian...
我们要入乡随俗. We have to observe their customs.
噢!噢,天哪. Oh! Oh, dear.
那,至少我们这次旅行已经过了 Well, at least we're done
第一站,Brian.(与砍掉第一只腿双关) with the first leg of our journey, Brian.
哈!说的真对,哈. Ha!Damn right, ha.
Brian,你觉得我们开了多久了? Brian,how long do you think we've been driving?
不知道,我迷路了. I don't know, I've lost track.
另外,狗没什么时间感的. Besides,dogs don't have a good sense of time.
可能是三小时,可能是3年, Could be three hours,could be three years,
我他妈怎么知道. I don't (bleep) know.
恩,我们现在肯定相当北了. Well,we must be pretty far north by now.
是啊,说的没错.你看...那是北极光. Yeah,you're right.Look...There's the aurora borealis.
是啊 那边是Boreanaz极光 Yes, and there's the aurora Boreanaz.
Boreanaz 美国演员
嘿. Hi there.
北极的东西都挺美啊,嗯? Things are kind of beautiful up north, huh?
喔,不! Oh, no!
怎么了?我们没油了. What's the matter?We're out of gas.
没油?但是,Brian,外面好冷!我们现在怎么办? Out of gas?But,Brian,it's freezing out here!What are we gonna do?
不知道.我们最好想点办法. I don't know.We'd better think of something.
也许我能忙帮. Maybe I can help.
这里北边2英里外有间老旧废弃的猎人小屋. There's an old,abandoned hunting cabin about two miles north of here.
你们可以在那过夜 You could spend the night there
然后早上再继续你们的旅程. and then resume your journey in the morning.
谢了 David. Thanks, David.
我想夜空里还是有不少星星的 Guess there are a few stars in the sky tonight.
星星与明星双关
来吧. Come on.
快点,马上. Come on, now.
好吧,我们让你一个人呆着. Okay, we'll leave you alone.
好了,可以对付今晚了. All right,this should do for the night.
听着,Stewie,既然现在有空了, Look,Stewie,now that we have a moment,
我觉得我们应该给Lois打个电话并告诉她我们在那儿. I think we should really try to call Lois and tell her where we are.
噢,别担心...我做好安排了. Oh, don't worry...I've got that covered.
嘿,Lois,你这两天可以帮我预约 Hey, Lois, would you make an appointment for me
阉割手术么? to be neutered in two days?
额,你确定,Brian?是啊,我确定 Well, are you sure, Brian?Yes, I'm sure.
而且不管这两天我说什么, And whatever I say in two days,
别让我说服你我改变了主意. do not let me convince you that I've changed my mind.
哇,你听起来对这事很认真啊,Brian. Wow, you sound pretty serious about this, Brian.
噢,是啊.其实我有一个 Oh,I am. In fact,I have this document
法律上也这样约束我的文件. that legally binds me to same.
它公正过了么 Have you had it notarized?
不.不过公证人应该马上就到了. No.But a notary should be here any minute.
我接到了一个要公证一份文件的电话, I received a call about notarizing a document,
但我正和我家人在一起, but I am spending the day with my family,
所以他们也来了. so they are here, too.
这是我老婆Janice, This is my wife, Janice,
我女儿,Lisa和Jane, my daughters, Lisa and Jane,
这是Rosalyn,我女儿Jane的朋友. and this is Rosalyn,a friend of our daughter Jane's.
她家不太好 Her family life is rough,
所以我们这就像她第二个家. so we are kind of like a second home.
Robert!嗯,这是真的. Robert!Well, it's true.
嗯,谢谢你能抽时间 Well, thank you for taking the time
来公证这份重要文件. to notarize this important document.
我确定你很忙. I'm sure you are quite busy.
是的.我们只有一点点时间 Yes. We only have a moment,
因为我们要巴士旅行去Providence和一些其他的地方 for we are taking a bus tour of Providence and other places.
罗德岛州首府
第二天早上,Stewie和Brian步行出发 The next morning,Stewie and Brian set out on foot
前往北极. for the North Pole.
他们又冷又累,但Stewie下定决心 They were cold and tired,but Stewie was determined
要执行他杀死圣诞老人的计划. to carry out his plan to kill Santa Claus.
既然你们都在看我, As long as I've got all you people watching,
你们有谁想要买点罐子不? does anyone want to buy some pot?
我的上帝! My God!
我们做到了,Brian! We made it, Brian!
北极! The North Pole!
看到没? 嘣!就在那! See? Boom!Right there!
我告诉过你的! I told you!
这就是圣诞老人住的地方! This is where Santa Claus lives!
我鄙视你! In your face!
我不相信. I don't believe it.
我们到了. It's here.
说对了,我们到了! Damn right, it's here!
现在,当你知道 Now, while you think about the fact
你永远也享受不到 that you're never going to enjoy
Lois的夜间喂奶了, a nocturnal breast-feeding from Lois,
我要开门了. I shall open the gate.
这不可能是啊. This can't be it.
这不可能是圣诞老人的作坊. This can't be Santa's workshop.
着看起来像康涅狄格州的Bridgeport This looks like Bridgeport, Connecticut.
Bridgeport 以制造业闻名
哦,啊,准备好观众来信了. Oh,boy,get ready for the letters.
亲爱的恶搞之家的混蛋们, Dear Family Guy bastards,
你们他妈的以为自己是谁? who the hell do you think you are?
我让你们知道Bridgeport市 I'll have you know that Bridgeport
在废弃建筑物, is among the world leaders in abandoned buildings,
碎玻璃,登上式窗子, shattered glass,boarded-up windows,
野狗和没泵的加油站这些方面是世界领先的. wild dogs and gas stations without pumps.
所以吃屎去吧,犹太编剧们. So eat my (bleep), Jew writers.
嗯,不管他玩的什么把戏, Well,whatever sort of trick this is,
我是不会被阻止的. I will not be deterred.
圣诞老人不死在我手里我是不会走的! I'm not leaving until Santa Claus is dead by my hand!
噢,我的天啊! Oh, my God!
你是...你是圣诞老人! You're...You're Santa Claus!
是啊.你是谁? Yeah.Who are you?
我是Stewie Griffin,而且我要杀了你! I'm Stewie Griffin,and I'm going to kill you!
啊...感谢上帝! Ah... Thank God!
什么?杀了我!求你了! What?Do it! Please!
让我脱离苦海! Put me out of my misery!
你...想要我杀了你? You... want me to kill you?
快点!你还在等什么?! Come on!What are you waiting for?!
快开枪! Pull the trigger!
呃 我不会让你在嘴里干那事的 Well,there isn't a great deal of sport in that.
噢,我的天,你...你没事吧? Oh,my God,are...Are you all right?
我没事. I'm okay.
我只是需要喘口气而已. I just need to catch my breath.
我...我不明白. I... I don't understand.
我以为你应该是欢乐开心的. I thought you were supposed to be jolly and happy.
很久以前我确实是如此. I used to be, a long time ago.
我给小孩子们做玩具. I made toys for little boys and girls.
我喜欢我的工作,他们也喜欢我. I loved my work,and they loved me.
但是后来就一发不可收拾了. But it just got out of hand.
世界人口不停的涨啊涨. The world's population kept growing and growing.
孩子们想要更多更好的玩具! Kids wanted more toys,fancier toys!
我们过去常常做木头火车和布娃娃. We used to make wooden choo-choos and rag dolls.
你有没有试过做一个iPod? You ever try to make an iPod?
我接到了数以百万计的iPod订单! I've got orders for millions of 'em!
噢 这提醒我了…我要一个新版本的Quicken Oh,that reminds me..I need a new version of Quicken.
看看那些我们生产产生的有毒废料. Look at the toxic waste we're producing.
事实上, 我觉得这些毒素 In fact, I think the toxins are taking
比近亲繁殖产生了更多的伤亡人数. even more of a toll than the inbreeding.
近亲繁殖?看看吧! Inbreeding?Take a look!
我开始的时候只有一家的魔法小精灵, I started with one family of magic elves,
但每年我都需要更多才能不落下工作. and every year I needed more and more to keep up.
现在他们只是病态比赛产生的的基因突变的灾难. Now they're just a sickly race of mutated genetic disasters.
他们至少有60%生下来的时候就瞎了. At least 60% of them are born blind.
大量的工作毁了他们, The workload destroys them,
但他们除此之外什么也不懂. but they don't know anything else.
他们是凭着本能在做 当他们生命快结束时 It's gotten so their instincts take over,and near the end,
他们只是走到雪地里然后死掉. they just walk out into the snow and die.
然后驯鹿会吃掉他们, Then the reindeer eat them,
这让那些驯鹿变成了野蛮的野生动物 which has turned the reindeer into wild, feral creatures
而且嗜吃小精灵的肉. with a blood-lust for elf flesh.
我甚至都不为他们祈祷了. I don't even pray for them anymore.
因为这毫无意义. Seems pointless.
什么样的上帝会允许这样? What God would allow this?
这不在任何一首歌或者诗里. This is in none of the songs or poetry.
呆在这里让我感到恐怖! It's a horror show up here!
你怎么让这些发生的? How could you let this happen?
我?我才不会这么做. Me?I didn't do this.
是圣诞节干的! Christmas did!
带着银色的热情每口钟都会被敲响 ♪Each bell would peal with a silvery zeal♪
当我们充满了节日的感觉 ♪as the holiday feeling was filling us.♪
但现在我们只感觉到害怕 ♪But now instead all we're feeling is dread♪
因为圣诞节正在杀死我们 ♪because Christmastime is killing us!♪
每张圣诞愿望清单都越来越胡闹 ♪Each Christmas list gets us more and more pissed♪
让我们觉得活得很寒心 ♪till the thought of existence is chilling us.♪
让我来告诉你,用你的愿望清单擦你的屁股去吧 ♪I'll tell you what,shove your list up your butt♪
因为圣诞节正在杀死我们 ♪because Christmastime is killing us!♪
难道你看不见 ♪But can't you see that♪
你的工作让人美梦成真 ♪what you do is a dream come true?♪
难道你看不见 ♪Can't you see that♪
每一个微笑都让这变得有价值 ♪every smile makes it all worthwhile?♪
不, 日你 ♪No, screw you.♪
这一切都是过去 ♪It's all but through.♪
现在有太多的工作了 ♪There's too much to do.♪
所有的美梦都成为噩梦 ♪All those dreams are nightmares♪
和空白冰冷的凝视 ♪and blank icy stares!♪
过去每个小精灵只是装货架 ♪Each little elf used to fill up a shelf♪
做玩具和无私的让我们兴奋 ♪making playthings and selflessly thrilling us.♪
现在他们都精神崩溃,而且就像呆在伊拉克 ♪Now they're on crack,and it feels like Iraq♪
因为圣诞节正在杀死我们 ♪because Christmastime is killing us!♪
每辆模型火车只是增加我们的痛苦 ♪Each model train only heightens the pain♪
在如此大的工作量下,让我们备受煎熬 ♪of a workload that's draining and drilling us.♪
指尖全都在滴血,看那家伙刚刚尿了裤子 ♪Fingers all bleed and look,that guy just peed♪
因为圣诞节正在杀死我们 ♪because Christmastime is killing us!♪
难道你看不到我们的观点 ♪But can't you see our point of view?♪
我们都指望你 ♪We rely on you.♪
难道你看不到圣诞之乐 ♪Can't you see that Christmas cheer♪
让我们能度过接下去的一年 ♪gets us through the year?♪
我的整个团队都是遍体鳞伤 ♪My whole crew is black and blue.♪
你难道还不明白 ♪Can't you take a clue?♪
你可能觉得我看起很棒,但我才28岁 ♪You may think I look great,but I'm 28.♪
每一声叮当响都是一曲安魂的丧钟 ♪Each jingle bell is a requiem knell.♪
当你觉得我们很棒的时候我们其实是在地狱做苦工 ♪And while you think it's swell we are toiling in Hell.♪
看看吧,你会发现我肩上的沉重负担 ♪Take a look, you can tell as a man I'm a shell♪
因为圣诞节正在杀死我们 ♪because Christmastime is killing us!♪
杀死我们! ♪Killing us!♪
圣诞节正在杀死我们 ♪Christmastime is killing us!♪
因此Brian和Stewie找到了圣诞老人 So Brian and Stewie found Santa Claus,
但他并不是他们期望的那样. but he sure wasn't what they expected.
结果圣诞节不断增长的需求 It turned out the increasing demands of Christmas
全都完成了但却毁了这可怜的老头. had all but destroyed the poor old man.
好吧,瞧瞧这个. Okay, look at this.
有人给了我一个可遥控的小直升机. Somebody gave me a little remote control helicopter.
很酷吧,嗯? Pretty cool, huh?
噢,它坏了. Oh, it's broken.
我不知道,孩子们,他现在情况很糟. I don't know,boys,he's in rough shape.
医生,你必须为他做点什么. Doctor, you've got to do something for him.
这是圣诞前夜. It's Christmas Eve.
圣诞节就是他的问题所在. Christmas is the problem.
他的身体已经跟不上了. He can't keep this pace up anymore.
如果他今晚出去,他就死定了. If he goes out tonight,he'll die.
那,谁去送礼物呢? Well,then who's gonna deliver all the presents?
我们. We will.
什么?什么? What?What?
Stewie,听着,你是对的. Stewie, look, you were right.
圣诞老人是真的. Santa is real.
而他需要我们的帮助. And he needs our help.
别担心,圣诞老人. Don't worry, Santa.
我们会确保今年会有圣诞节的. We'll make sure there's a Christmas this year.
谢谢你,Brian. Thank you, Brian.
你的话让我现在感到安心. That brings me peace in this hour.
我马上就要去见安拉了. I'll be with Allah soon.
什么? What?
额,嗯...他不知道他在说什么,他神志不清了. Uh,ye..He doesn't know whathe's saying,he's delirious.
听着,你们最好现在就走. Look, you'd better get moving.
好吧,Stewie,我们去把雪橇准备好. All right,Stewie,let's go get the sleigh ready.
难道没有人被真主什么的吓了一小跳么? Is anyone else a little freaked out by that Allah thing?
别说了,我们走吧. Never mind that,let's just get going.
好吧, Brian.我们开始吧. All right, Brian.Let's do this.
走啊. Go on.
飞起来. Giddy-up.
快点,你们这群笨鹿. Come on, you dumb deer.
不起作用啊. It's not working.
我觉得他们需要点诱饵. I think they need to be coaxed.
圣诞老人说他们吃小精灵. Santa said they eat elf flesh.
额,噢,哦,打扰一下? Uh, oh, oh, excuse me?
呃,先生? Uh, sir?
小精灵先生? Mr. Elf, sir?
在吗?小伙子? Hello? Young man?
我... 我觉得他自己也不知道他在哪儿. I..I don't think he even knows where he is.
你...你想要... Do...Do you want to just...
是啊,我是说,额,我会...我想我会试着做做看. Yeah,I mean,uh,I'll just..try and do it,I guess.
嘿. Hey.
嘿,伙计? Hey, fella?
额...好吧. Um...Okay.
再见. Bye.
嘿,Brian,看呐. Hey, Brian, look.
那只驯鹿正好拉了坨屎 That one reindeer just kind of pooped
在另外一只的脸上,然后... in the other reindeer's face, and...
然后另外一只好想把它吃掉了. And the other reindeer just kind of ate it.
这是不是就是圣诞的魔力呢? Isn't Christmas magical?
好,根据这张地图, All right,according to this map,
我们正在靠近美国的东北海岸. we're approaching the northeast coast of the U. S.
准备好着陆. Get ready to land.
好了, Bri,我们到了,我们的第一镇. All right,Bri,this is it,our first town.
我准备去那个房顶. I'm gonna head for that roof.
我们为什么这么斜? Why are we tilting?
听着,我还没在这玩意儿上着陆过,懂吗? Look,I've never landed one of these things before,okay?
你下降的速度太快了!小心! You're coming in too fast!Look out!
好了,还不错. All right, this is good.
从这间屋子进去出来后再到另外一间房子上. In and out of this house and onto the next one.
驯鹿怎么办? What about the reindeer?
嗯,我们待会再把他们放下来. Yeah, we'll cut them down afterwards.
现在我们从烟囱下去吧. Now let's get down the chimney.
噢!你个贱货! Ow!You bitch!
好了,我们把礼物放到树下吧. Okay, let's get the presents under the tree.
好,你带了么? All right, you have 'em?
我以为你带了. I thought you had them.
噢,额滴神啊,它们还在雪橇上. Oh,for the love of God,they're still in the sleigh.
啊,我日.还在房顶上? Aw, crap.On the roof?
不,它们...它们在院子里. No, it's...It's in the yard.
噢,我的上帝. Oh, my God.
你走的时候没把门锁打开? Didn't you unlock the door when we left?
不,你是最后一个出来的! No, you were the last one out!
好了,我们他妈的怎么再进去? Well,how the hell are we gonna get back inside?
好了,找块石头. All right, find a rock.
哇,哇,哇,哇!你要干什么? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!What are you doing?
我在放礼物啊. I'm putting out the presents.
不是你那样干的. Not like that you're not.
高的在后面,矮的在前面. Tall in the back,short in the front.
还有小心点,老天啊. And show some care,for God's sake.
你知道,这...这些不是那些 You know,those...Those aren't socks and underwear
消防部门捐献给 donated by the fire department
受虐妇女庇护所的袜子和内衣. to some battered women's shelter.
这些是圣诞老人的礼物, Brian. Those are Santa gifts, Brian.
你知道,你...你应该... You know,you...You have to...
等等. 你...你在干什么? Wait.What...What are you doing?
你把壁炉上的整块饼干都吃掉了? Did you just eat that whole cookie off the mantel?
怎么了?它们本来就是留给圣诞老人的.我们就是. What?They left it out for Santa.We're Santa.
是啊,但你不能把它全吃了. Yeah,but you're not supposed to eat all of it.
你应该咬一口然后再喝一小口牛奶. You take a bite and a sip of milk.
这样孩子们才知道圣诞老人来过了! That's how the kids know Santa was here!
别对我大喊大叫的.我没吼你. 我只是... Don't yell at me.I'm not yelling at you.I'm just...
我只是告诉你该怎么做. I'm telling you how it's done.
他们... 他们需要些圣诞老人来过的迹象. They..They need some kind of indication that Santa was here.
噢,好吧,这怎么样?瞧着. Oh,okay,how about this?Look.
嘿,现在他们知道他来过了.看见没?打住! Hey,now they know he was here.See?Stop it!
听着,我来这是发免费礼物的! Look, I'm here giving out free presents!
懂么,我想吃那他妈的饼干就吃! All right, I'll eat the damn cookies if I want!
你知道么?我想我甚至可以做个三明治! You know what?I might even make a sandwich!
等等.你要去哪? Wait.Where are you going?
我要去厨房. I'm going into the kitchen.
我要做个三明治然后再来点薯片什么的. I'm gonna make a sandwich,get some chips or something.
Brian,别闹了! Brian, knock it off!
呃,你看看你. Aw, man.
你个笨蛋! You jackass!
嘿,你们他妈的是哪根葱啊? Hey, who the hell are you?
呃...你好? Uh... Hello?
你们在我房子里干嘛? What are you doing in my house?
我们是圣诞老人...们. We're Santa Claus... ses.
是啊,你是圣诞老人. Yeah, you're Santa Claus.
所以你们才破窗而入的. That's why you broke in through the window.
我要叫警察. I'm calling the cops.
别,别,别.我..我可以解释. No, no, no.I... I can explain.
我们...我们从烟囱下来,但是...我们忘了拿礼物. We..We came down the chimney,but we..We forgot the presents.
是...事实上是... It's... It's actually...
是一个有趣的故事... It's kind of a funny story...
你他妈干了什么呀?! What the hell did you do?!
他正要叫警察,伙计! He was gonna call the cops, man!
你不能叫警察抓圣诞老人. You can't call the cops on Santa.
现在帮我办他的尸体! Now help me move this guy's body!
啊!他还活着. Ugh! He's still alive.
好了,把他绑起来. All right, tie him up.
我要把这弄得像一起盗窃案. I'm gonna make it look like a burglary.
好吧,听着,我...我们走吧. All right,look,let..Let's just go.
好,好.我们会走的. Right, right. We'll go.
我要把这球棒包起来给,额,Johnny. I'm gonna rewrap this bat for,um, Johnny.
我们把它上面他父亲的血和头发清理掉. Let me just clean his father's blood and hair off it.
爸爸,我要喝水 Daddy, I want a drink of water.
日 (bleep)
嘿. Hey, there.
你好啊? How you doing?
你是谁? Who are you?
我是圣诞老人. I'm Santa.
你是圣诞老人?! You're Santa?!
你是谁 Who are you?
Dan在哪儿? Where's Dan?
哦,我的上帝! Oh, my God!
噢,我靠! Oh, crap!
快,Stewie!去拿那球棒! Quick, Stewie!Get the bat!
救命! 救命! Help! Help!
妈咪! Mommy!
没事的.没事的. It's okay. It's okay.
Brian, 去找找看就没有什么胶布. Brian,see if you can find some duct tape.
噢,我的上帝!噢,我的上帝! Oh, my God!Oh, my God!
妈咪!噢,我的上帝!噢,我的上帝! Mommy!Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
妈妈! Mama!
好了,我们把这里清理干净. All right, let's get this place cleaned up.
好了,那是最后一点血迹. All right,that's the last of the blood.
去看看有没有别的小孩. Go check on the other kid.
什么别的孩子? What other kid?
Johnny,得到球棒的那个. Johnny, the one who's getting the bat.
Stewie,这上面只有一间卧室. Stewie, there's only one bedroom up here.
什么? What?
你有兄弟么? Do you have a brother?
呃,那他妈谁是John...? Well, then who the hell is John...?
噢,我的上帝,我们进错房子了 Oh,my God,we're in the wrong house.
妈的,我们触动了警报. Damn it, we tripped the alarm.
Brian,条子来了.我们走! Brian,the cops are coming.Let's go!
什么?我们就这么走了? What?We're just leaving like this?
那拯救圣诞节计划怎么办?! What about not wanting to ruin Christmas?!
圣诞节已经被毁了! It's already ruined!
这才只是一家. This was one house.
我们已经在这呆了一个半小时!一个... We've been here for an hour and a half! An hour and...
首先,我们不是圣诞老人. First of all,we're not even Santa anymore.
这是次入室抢劫. This has been a home invasion.
但是花了一个半小时了, Brian! But an hour and a half, Brian!
还有6小时就天亮了 It's gonna be light in six hours,
我们还要去世界其他地方送礼物! and we have to deliver to the whole rest of the world!
这只是这个街区的唯一两间公寓而已! There's two apartment buildings on this block alone!
难怪圣诞老人疯了. No wonder Santa lost his mind.
这太荒谬了!我们干不了这个! This is ridiculous!We can't do this!
没人可以.这本来就不是人类能干的! Nobody can. It's inhuman!
好吧,快,我们离开这儿! All right,come on,let's get out of here!
啊,妈的,驯鹿怎么办? Aw, damn,what about the reindeer?
操驯鹿的蛋! The hell with the reindeer!
看,他们在吃对方! Look, they're all eating each other, anyway!
而且,我们也不需要他们. Besides, we don't need 'em.
我稍微改造了下. I made a few modifications.
抓紧. Hang on.
那是场灾难. That was a disaster.
我都不敢相信. I can't believe it.
我们本应该拯救圣诞节, We were supposed to save Christmas,
但我们完全把它搞砸了. and we completely blew it.
我们让圣诞老人失望了. We failed Santa.
不.不,不是我们让圣诞老人失望了. No.No, we didn't fail Santa.
是这个世界让圣诞老人失望了. The world failed Santa.
他不断的付出付出付出, He gives and gives and gives,
但每个人都理所当然的享受这些. and everyone just takes him for granted.
妈的,哦...我昨晚前都不认为他是真的. Hell,I..I didn't even think he existed until last night.
那,我们现在要做什么? Well, what are we supposed to do now?
圣诞节给毁了. Christmas is doomed.
也许,我们可以做一件事. Maybe, but there is one thing we can do.
挪开. Move over.
Lois! Lois!
树下面没有礼物! There's no presents under the tree!
什么? What?
噢,我的上帝. Oh, my God.
Joe,你拿到圣诞礼物了没?! Joe, did you get any Christmas presents?!
没啊!我也没拿到! No!Me, neither!
我拿到了8件不太好的. I got eight mediocre things.
早上好.Quahog. Good morning, Quahog.
今天的头条是...圣诞老人忘了圣诞节. Our top story today...Santa Claus skips Christmas.
全世界充满希望的居民们今早 Hopeful citizens worldwide woke up
起床只获得了失望 to disappointment this morning
因为他们发现没有圣诞老人的礼物 when they discovered no gifts from Santa
在圣诞树下. under their Christmas trees.
当地官员有这样的理论 Local officials are going with the theory
今年每个人都表现不好. that everyone was bad this year.
关于这件离奇事件调查正在持续展开 The investigation continues into this mysterious...
等等!我知道圣诞节发生了什么. Wait! I know what happened to Christmas!
Brian?! Brian?!
圣诞老人! Santa Claus!
是的!这是圣诞老人. That's right!It's Santa Claus.
你们现在必须听我说. And you've got to listen to me.
今天没有圣诞节的原因 The reason there was no Christmas this year
是他生病了 is that this man is sick.
非常重的病.而他需要我们帮助. Very sick.And he needs our help.
他被我们的贪婪和贪心胁迫了很多年 He's been bludgeoned by years of greed and avarice.
全是圣诞愿望清单的作坊 The workload of filling our Christmas lists
让他不堪重负. has overwhelmed him.
而且他在这样下去,可能撑不到明年了. And at the rate he's going,he may not make it another year.
但我们有一个方法可以帮助他 But there's a way for us to help him.
如果我们削减一下我们的要求 If all of us everywhere can just cut back our demands
然后每年每个人只要一件礼物的话, and ask for only one Christmas present every year,
圣诞节还是有希望的. there may still be hope.
我知道我们生来就不想牺牲, I know it's in our nature to resist sacrifice,
就算再困难时期也是如此,但如果不这样, even in hard times,but if we don't,
我们以后就再也过不了圣诞节了. we may have to give up Christmas altogether.
好,各位,这里是第五新闻首播,你们都听到了. Well, folks, you heard it here first on Channel Five News.
看起来我们还有一个选择 Looks like we have a choice.
那就是每人圣诞节只要一件礼物. One Christmas gift a year for each one of us.
我们能忍受这样么? Can we live with that?
我可以. I can.
我也是. So can I.
我也可以. Me, too.
我也是. I can, too.
我可以忍受的. I can live with that.
算我一个. Count me in.
一个就够了. One is enough.
是啊. Aye.
我可以. I can.
一个礼物可以. One gift is okay.
我可以忍受. I can live with it.
好,就一个. Okay, just one.
但如果是个健身房会员, But if it's a gym membership,
有人就要挨揍了. somebody's getting punched in the (bleep) face.
我们可以摆脱混乱 ♪We can get out of any mess♪
只要我们索取的更少 ♪if we learn to live with less.♪
如果有了圣诞老人的爱我们将无所畏惧 ♪And with Santa's love there's nothing to fear.♪
所有这些幸福愿望和大量的圣诞之乐 ♪All these happy wishes and lots of Christmas cheer♪
是我今年真正想要的! ♪is all I really want this year!♪
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