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恶魔城 第三季 第１集
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你觉得怎么样 特雷弗 What do you think, Trevor?
我觉得 我讨厌所有的事 所有的人 I think I hate everything and everybody,
所以我要用在老山羊尸体上 so I'm going to get drunk on beer
酿出来的啤酒灌醉自己 that's been brewed in an old sheep carcass,
然后把我的小鸡鸡插进我在阴沟里找到的死狗身体里 and then I'm going to stick my tiny penis in a dead dog I found in a ditch
生一群仇恨宝宝之类的 to make hate-babies or something
因为我比泥巴还要蠢 because I am actually more stupid than mud.
你真是个可怕又糟糕的人 You are a horrible, terrible person,
还有很多可怕和糟糕的同义词可以用来形容你 and many other words for horrible and terrible,
因为我知道所有词 因为我比谁都聪明 because I know all the words, because I am smarter than everybody,
总有一天 我会回去和我被跳蚤咬伤的家人们一起住在马车里 and one day I will go back to live with my flea-bitten family in a cart,
那样 我的处境会比所有人都要好 而你们都会死于火灾 which makes me better than everyone, and you will all die in a fire.
一场大火灾 A big one.
噢 我的天 我要疯了 Oh, my God. I am losing my mind.
才一个月而已 It's only been a month.
应该是吧 I think.
我想 至少这次会是个美好的夜晚吧 I think it might actually be a nice night, for once.
但愿如此 你的脚一到晚上就变得美丽"冻"人 I hope so. Your feet get so bloody cold at night.
噢 是吗 Don't they, though?
太反常了 It's supernatural.
就像死了一样冰凉 在我腿上蹭来蹭去 Like death, rubbing up and down my leg.
连我也不想碰它们 Even I don't want to be near them,
虽然它们长在我身上 and they're attached to me.
你觉得我们可以在完全天黑前抵达下一个镇吗 Do you think we'll make the next town before we lose the last of the light?
看运气 如果不用太久就可以 With a bit of luck. If this doesn't take too long.
我们要不要再大声点 Do we need to make more noise?
不用 它们能听见我们 No. They can hear us.
它们得快点 我饿了 They need to hurry up. I'm hungry.
我也想喝杯酒 And I could use a drink.
现在随时会开始 It should start any minute now.
让它们靠近 让它们产生信心 Let them get in close and get confident.
我知道 I know.
它们来了 Here they come.
噢 不 黑暗生物 Oh, no! Night creatures!
我该怎么办啊 孤零零在这森林里 Whatever shall I do, out here alone in the forest,
身边只有一个只会滥酒的脑残仆人 with only my brain-damaged servant who talks about nothing but beer?
我肯定死定了 I am certainly doomed.
天啦 又来了 Oh, God, not this again.
我说我死定了 Doomed, I say.
我手无寸铁 战战兢兢地坐在这里不敢动 Defenseless and frozen to my seat with fear!
有点演过头了吧 赛珐 Laying it on a little thick, aren't you, Sypha?
让它们进入攻击范围 It's always easier
收拾起来就容易多了 when we let them get in range.
-四只 -嗯 - Four. - Yep.
死定了 Doomed.
没错 Really are.
可怜的野兽 Poor beasties.
别怕 小乖乖 一会儿就结束了 Easy there, boys. This will all be over in a minute.
我现在道歉还来得及呢 What if I said I was sorry?
抱歉花了这么长时间 我不能让森林着火了 Sorry I took so long. I couldn't let the forest catch fire.
没关系 我也没等多久 真的 It's fine. I wasn't waiting long. Really.
不过 速度还是挺快的 对吧 That was pretty fast, though, right?
嗯 小菜一碟 Yeah. Easy.
它们没想到会碰上贝尔纳德斯和贝尔蒙特 They weren't expecting Belnades and Belmont!
看来... So...
我这个"脑残仆人"升职了 I've been promoted from "brain-damaged servant," then.
你知道"贝尔蒙特"这个词的原意 Did you know that the original meaning of the word Belmont
就是"脑残仆人"吗[大脑受损的仆人] is "brain damaged servant?"
才不是 It is not.
我是传颂者 我知道很多事 I am a Speaker. I know many things.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
做点确保之事 Buying some insurance.
在这个充斥着游荡的黑暗生物 Between the wandering packs of night creatures,
强盗 投机取巧的罪犯的世界 and the brigands and opportunistic criminals,
还有那个开着带轮子的马拉帆船 and that one guy with the horse-drawn sailboat on wheels
自称为陆地海盗的家伙... that called himself the Pirate of the Roads...
我们到达新城镇的时候 看起来得像是有用的朋友才行 It's best to look like useful friends when we arrive at new towns.
你学得很快嘛 You're catching on.
好歹学了一个月了啦 Well, it's been quite a month.
我们差点不抱希望了 We'd almost given up hope.
他妈的三十天 丽诺尔 Thirty fucking days, Lenore.
我们每晚行军八小时已经很幸运了 We were lucky to march for eight hours a night.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
你们为什么要行军 Why were you marching?
给你们马是干什么用的呢 You were given horses for a reason.
你给我的可不是不死的吸血鬼马 对吧 Well, you didn't give me immortal vampire horses of death, did you?
一千多公里的路程 处处都有大批出没的狗杂种 Eight hundred miles, and every inch of it infested with bastards.
我们的马在第一周就死在了弓箭和刀剑之下 We lost the horses to arrows and swords in the first week!
外面绝对是一片混乱 It's absolutely bloody chaos out there!
人类互相混战 黑暗生物走火入魔 Humans fighting each other, night creatures gone mad,
就连吸血鬼族群都想建立王国 even vampire packs trying to set up kingdoms.
从这里到布勒伊拉 There is literally no one between here and Braila
没有谁是我不想杀的 who I don't want to murder.
那你想先做什么 卡米拉 So what do you want to do first, Carmilla?
我想至少先泡一整天的澡 I want to get in a bath for at least a day.
然后我想让你带一名绘图师来我房间 And then I want you to bring a cartographer to my chambers.
我可能有个计划 I may have a plan.
对了 Oh, yes.
斯崔格 把这东西关进牢房锁起来 Striga. Take this to a cell and lock it up.
一天扔一次食物 Throw it food once a day.
这是什么东西 What is it?
就是一个爱发牢骚的垃圾 It's a whining bag of shit
过去一个月里 that I would have happily have dropped in a ditch
我一直都想把它扔沟里 at any moment over the last month.
不过 它也是个锻造师 But it is also a Forgemaster.
所以 留个活口 我的计划还要用到它 So keep it alive. My plan includes it.
把它带到西牢房 别杀它 Take this to the western cellblock. Don't kill it.
用水冲一下 And throw some water over it.
臭气熏天 It stinks.
如果没有其他急事 我建议大家先进去 If there's nothing else urgent, I suggest we get you indoors
让我们为你们接风洗尘 and give you a proper welcome.
我的姐妹们 My sisters.
过去十天以来 我在艰苦行军的一路上 I've spent the last ten days of that hell march
都在想 我会不会在到家之前被饿死 或者纯粹被气死... wondering if I'd die of hunger or sheer bloody rage before I got home...
还有 你们是不是还在等我 and wondering if you'd still be waiting for me.
莫拉娜在哪里 Where's Morana?
她在里面等我们 走吧 She awaits us inside. Come on.
你来了啊 莫拉娜 There you are, Morana.
很高兴又见面了 It's good to see you again.
你来晚了 You're late.
三十天的艰难行军啊… Thirty days slogging through...
慢的不能再慢了 To make terrible time.
我们把部队驻扎在距布勒伊拉一天骑程的地方 We stationed our forces within a day's ride of Braila.
你的马呢 Where are the horses?
被疯狂的人类用尖棍子杀死了一些 Killed by insane humans with pointy sticks.
几群饥饿的黑暗生物啥了一些 And half a dozen packs of starving night creatures.
我们吃了一些 还有些死于别的原因 And eaten. And every other fucking thing.
这个计划大错特错 The plan couldn't have gone more wrong.
那你肯定想喝一杯 You'll be wanting a drink, then.
处女血 Virgin's blood.
祝福你们死去的幼小心灵 你们确实还爱我 Oh, bless your dead little hearts. You do still love me.
欢迎回家 卡米拉 Welcome home, Carmilla.
我们都很高兴你能回来 We're all so glad to have you back with us.
跟你的安全相比 计划不值一提 The plan didn't matter a whit compared to your safety.
欢迎回到你的城堡和王国 Welcome back to your castle and your realm.
我们一起与世界为敌 卡米拉 It's us against the world, Carmilla.
和从前一样 Same as it always was.
圣日耳曼先生 Mister Saint Germain.
叫我圣日耳曼就好了 Just Saint Germain, please.
你不是绅士吗 You're not a mister?
我肯定不是 I most certainly am not.
那你是什么 What are you, then?
很多东西 小姐 很多东西 Many things, young lady. Many things.
我想要两只苹果 I'd like two apples, I think.
两硬币一个 Two coins each.
昨天才一枚硬币呢 They were one denarius yesterday.
那是昨天 That was yesterday.
是啊 昨天还只要一枚 Yes. Just yesterday, they were one denarius.
我是不是一觉错过了 Has there been some apocalyptic development
某种世界末日大爆发 that I somehow slept through in the meantime?
时光如梭 快要过季了 Time's moved on. Season's ending.
供应减少 需求却不变 Less supply, same demand.
时光确实如梭 Time absolutely does move on,
可悲的是 我们都不是它的主人 and, sadly, none of us is master or mistress of it.
你应该去当银行家 You should be a banker.
那就给点硬币给我数吧 Give me some coins to count, then.
练练手 Practice.
太好了 我有一枚银币 Excellent. I have one grosh.
我说了一个苹果两个硬币 I said two coins each.
但是一枚银币要当两个硬币 But a grosh is twice as large as a denarius, and twice as thick,
两倍厚 含银量也是两倍 懂吗 with twice the silver of a denarius. You see?
银币不是硬币 Grosh isn't coin.
当然是硬币 It most certainly is a coin.
我们这里不用东方的钱做交易 We don't truck with that eastern money around here.
请用这里的硬币 圣日耳曼先生 Proper coin, Mister Saint Germain.
天啦 Good grief.
请把苹果拿给我 My apples, if you please.
这么晚了 还有人刚到吗 It's a little late for new arrivals, isn't it?
我相信肯定不是胆子更大的强盗 I trust this isn't a bolder breed of brigand,
也不是那个在船上装了轮子的笨蛋 or that imbecile who put wheels on his boat again.
好吧... Well...
这倒是新鲜 this is new.
那… So...
你们可爱的镇子外面有没有黑暗生物 Had you been having problems with a night creature pack
给你们制造麻烦啊 outside your lovely town?
你是问 "有没有可怕的来自地狱的光着身子的混蛋 If you mean, "Were terrible naked bastards from Hell
试图在森林里吃人"吧 有 trying to eat people in the forest," then yes.
路尽头的村子也有 So had the village down the road.
他们告诉我们 那群东西一直在袭击路人和马车 They told us the pack had been hitting travelers and transports.
我和搭档决定为你们解决麻烦 My partner and I decided to take care of that for you.
这是什么地方 Where are we?
这里是林登费尔德 This is Lindenfeld.
大教堂镇 The minster town.
我们在路上看到的尖顶是修道院吧 The spire we saw from the road belongs to the priory, yes?
噢 你是传颂者 Oh! You're a Speaker.
我们有段时间没见过你们族人了 We haven't seen any of your people in some while.
非常荣幸 我是林登费尔德的法官 It's a genuine honor. I'm the Judge of Lindenfeld.
小镇法官 A township Judge!
这是对镇子首领兼地主的古老称谓 That is a very old term for the headman and landlord of a town,
比大贵族和领主还要早 from the time before boyars and lords.
你叫什么名字 What is your name?
我就是法官 你们呢 I'm simply the Judge. And you are?
等一下 Wait a moment.
那些是修道院的僧侣 Those are monks of the Priory.
小心点 他们有点 受打击 Take care. They are somewhat, uh, broken.
法官 Judge.
萨拉院长 Prior Sala.
这里发生了什么事 What is happening here?
这是德古拉的夜族的黑暗生物 And this is a night creature of Dracula's horde.
是吗 It is?
是你们杀的吗 Did you kill it?
是的 That's right.
很好 Good.
夜族在布勒伊拉背叛了德古拉 The horde betrayed Dracula at Braila.
死在流浪汉手中 然后拖在马车后面… Murder at the hands of vagabonds and a long dragging behind a wagon
正是它们该有的下场 is no less than they deserve.
背叛了他 Betrayed him?
德古拉死了 你们没听说吗 Dracula is dead. Didn't you hear?
没有 We did not.
你怎么知道的 How do you know this?
大教堂的消息依然很灵通 Information still gets carried between minsters.
吸血鬼被困在布勒伊拉 Vampires were trapped at Braila,
据说他的城堡被圣水淹没 and they told of his castle being flooded with holy water
并被送回了地狱 and sent back to Hell.
他们说 感觉到了他的死亡 They said they felt his death.
我很想知道是谁杀了他 传颂者 I would very much like to know who killed him, Speaker.
为什么 Why?
好让我的人惩罚肇事者 So my men can punish those responsible.
德古拉试图让我们所有人与他心爱的妻子在地狱团聚 Dracula sought to reunite us all in Hell with his beloved wife.
好吧 很高兴认识你 OK, then. Nice to meet you.
格雷捷特曾有一位女传颂者 There was a Speaker woman at Gresit.
你叫什么名字 What are your names?
到处都有传颂者 There are Speakers everywhere.
他们只会给那些被德古拉的夜族伤害的人提供帮助和安慰 They would only have given aid and comfort to those harmed by Dracula's hordes.
这冒犯到你了吗 Does that offend you?
你和你的人该走了 院长 It is time for you and yours to move along now, Prior.
确实 谢谢你们 Indeed. We shall give thanks.
那是什么意思 What the hell was that?
在最近的动乱中 我们遭受了一次袭击 We suffered an attack during the recent troubles.
对修道院而言 那一夜很艰难 It was a difficult night for the priory.
但是 说实话 Honestly, though, when it was learned
当得知那是教会行为导致的结果时 that the actions of the Church were what unleashed it all,
我觉得 萨拉院长和他的教士怒不可遏 I think it just sent Prior Sala and his people quite mad.
天啊 真遗憾 别介意 Oh, dear. What a shame. Never mind.
他一直在收留有类似想法的流亡者 He's been taking in refugees of a similar turn of mind.
这是个问题 你是… It's a problem. Mister...?
我是特雷弗 这位是赛珐 I'm Trevor. This is Sypha.
没有姓氏吗 Ah. No last names?
等我觉得这里安全点再说 Not until I feel a little safer here.
有道理 好了 特雷弗先生 很高兴认识你们 Sensible. Well, Mr. Trevor, a pleasure to meet you both.
欢迎来到林登费尔德 Welcome to Lindenfeld.
它的牙卖多少钱 What do you want for its teeth?
什么 What?
每颗牙给你们两枚硬币 I'll give you two coins for each tooth.
什么 Pardon me?
好吧 三枚 All right, three.
-可是… -赛珐 - But... - Sypha.
每颗牙三枚硬币可以 Three coins a tooth is fine,
但是 你得自己拔 but you'll have to get them out yourself.
我很乐意 Happily!
特雷弗 这样不对 Trevor, that is wrong!
你饿了吧 You're hungry, aren't you?
好吧 是的 Well, yes.
我们需要朋友 但也需要钱 We need friends, but we also need coins.
用来买食物 还得找个住处 不然又得住马车上 For food, and for somewhere to sleep that isn't the back of the wagon.
那样倒是不错 Oh. You know, that might be nice.
我是说 我习惯了睡马车 不过换个花样也不错 I mean, I'm used to sleeping in wagons, but it is nice when you stop.
那个人有啤酒 And that man there has beer.
给我一杯啤酒好吗 我马上就有钱了 Could I get a mug? I'll have some coins in a minute.
你杀了那个狗杂种 可以免费喝一杯 You killed that bastard thing. You get one free.
太爱你了 I love you!
老天 这比做爱还爽 Oh, my God. That is better than sex.
比做爱还爽 Better than sex?
那个… 不是 Ah, well, no, not-not...
你知道的 就是… 不一样的爽 You, know, just d-different, differently good.
真的吗 Really?
但是 我...我不是说… But, I-I-I didn't, I didn't mean...
那我祝你今晚睡得好咯 I do hope you sleep well tonight
我会用我冰凉的小脚一路往上蹭到你的… with my tiny, icy foot shoved all the way up your...
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