[wacky music]
♪
- ♪ ONE FINE DAY WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
♪ A BABY WAS BORN AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
♪ NO BLUE BUNNY, NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
♪ JUST A FELINE CANINE LITTLE CATDOG ♪
♪ CATDOG ♪ CATDOG
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD IS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
♪ OUT ON THE ROAD OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS LIVE IN CATDOG TOWN ♪
♪ GOTTA RISE ABOVE IT GOTTA TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
♪ GOTTA WALK TOGETHER GOTTA SING THIS SONG ♪
♪ CATDOG ♪ CATDOG
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD IS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
♪ CATDOG ♪ CATDOG
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD IS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
♪
- [shivering]
[muttering]
- ♪ WAH-OOH, WAH, WAH-OOH ♪
- WHAT?
HMM?
THAT MUSIC.
IT SOUNDS LIKE SWEET ANGELS SINGING.
- ♪ WAH-OOH, WAH, WAH-OOH ♪
♪ WAH-OOH, WAH, WAH-OOH ♪
- AH, HEAVENLY VOICES JOINED AS ONE.
- ♪ WAH-OOH - HUH?
- ♪ WAH, WAH-OOH ♪ WAH-OOH, WAH, WAH-OOH ♪
♪ GREASERS - ♪ THE GREASERS - ♪ GREASERS
- ♪ DUH, HELLO
- ♪ OOH, WAH-OOH, WAH-OOH, WAH-OOH ♪
♪ WAH, BOP, BOP, BOP
♪ OOH, WAH-OOH, WAH-OOH, WAH-OOH ♪
♪ WAH, BOP, BOP, BOP - [musical screaming]
♪ BOP, BOP, BOP
- ♪ WE"RE GREASE, GREASE, GREASERS ♪
♪ AND WE"RE GONNA HAVE FUN ♪
♪ WE"RE GONNA POUND CATDOG ♪
♪ AND CHASE "EM WHEN THEY RUN ♪"
♪ WAH-OOH, WAH, WAH-OOH ♪
[clapping]
- HUH?
- FABULOUS. ENCORE.
- GET LOST, BLUE BOY.
- SHEESE LOUISE, I"M GONNA MAKE YOU GUYS STARS.
- DUH, LIKE THE ONES I SEE WHEN I STUB MY TOE?
- NO, LIKE THE ONES WHO SELL OUT CONCERTS IN HUGE STADIUMS.
- YOU MEAN, YOU LIKE THE WAY WE SING?
- SISTER, I LOVE THE WAY YOU SING.
- AH!
- EH, WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MUSIC?
- PLENTY. I"M A MANAGER.
AT LEAST I USED TO BE
UNTIL THAT RAT ELVIS JUMPED SHIP TO THE COLONEL.
- YOU DISCOVERED ELVIS PRESLEY?
- NO, I DISCOVERED ELVIS THE RAT,
BUT HE COULD HAVE BEEN BIG
AND SO COULD YOU.
THE GREASERS ARE ALMOST THERE.
THEY"RE JUST MISSING SOMETHING.
THEY"RE JUST MISSING...
- ♪ WHITEFISH, CHUB
- ♪ MOLDY MEAT AND GARBAGE
- ♪ WHITEFISH, CHUB
- ♪ MOLDY MEAT AND GARBAGE - THAT"S IT!
- ♪ GARBAGE
- ♪ BOW-DIDDY, BOW, MEOW, MEOW-DIDDY, MEOW ♪
♪ DIDDY, DIDDY, BOW, BOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW ♪
♪ WAH-OOH, WAH, WAH-OOH ♪
♪ AND A HEIGH-HO DIGGITY TOO - MEOW.
- WOOF.
HIYA, WINSLOW.
- WHY DIDN"T YOU KNUCKLEHEADS TELL ME YOU COULD SING?
- WHY DIDN"T YOU KNOCK?
- NEVER MIND THAT.
HOW"D YOU TWO LIKE TO BE STARS?
- OKAY.
- RICH STARS?
- IS THERE ANY OTHER KIND?
- WELL, THERE ARE OLD-TIME STARS
WHO HIT IT BIG BEFORE THE REAL MONEY
STARTED POURING IN.
THEY WOUND UP TOOTHLESS AND ALONE,
HAUNTED BY MEMORIES OF THEIR HEYDAY.
- YOU"LL BE RICH STARS, OKAY?
- OH, SOUNDS GOOD TO BE, BUT WHAT"S THE CATCH?
- I"M PUTTING TOGETHER A MUSICAL SUPERGROUP
AND THERE"S NO CATCH.
MEET YOUR NEW BANDMATES.
- YOU DON"T CALL THAT A CATCH?
- NO WAY ARE WE SINGING WITH CATBUTT.
- I DIDN"T KNOW YOU GUYS SING.
- WE"VE GOT A LOT IN COMMON, DOG.
- WINSLOW, THIS IS CRAZY.
THEY"RE GONNA POUND US.
- THAT AIN"T CRAZY, BUT WE ARE GONNA POUND YOU.
- FREEZE!
- AH!
- YOU GUYS WANT TO FIGHT,
OR DO YOU WANT TO BECOME THE BIGGEST MUSICAL GROUP
SINCE CAMPY COW-COW AND HER SINGING UTTER?
- I VOTE FOR MUSIC. MUSIC SOUNDS GOOD.
- YOU REALLY THINK WE CAN BE AS BIG AS CAMPY COW-COW?
- BIGGER.
- SO WHAT"S THE DEAL HERE, RODENT?
WHAT"S YOUR PLAN?
- WELL, IF YOUSE LEARN TO GET ALONG,
THEN I CAN TURN YOUSE INTO...
WINSLOWS WOPPERS!
- WINSOWS WOPPERS, HUH?
- THAT"S RIGHT, AS IN "DOO-WOP."
TRUST ME. IT TESTED THROUGH THE ROOF.
- HEY, IT FITS PRETTY GOOD.
- THAT"S GENUINE LEATHER HIDE, TOOTS.
- MMM.
MINE IS WARMY.
"- HEY, LOOKIN" GOOD THERE, CLIFF.
- RIGHT BACK AT YOU, KITTY CAT.
- MINE WAS INSPECTED BY NUMBER 37.
HE"S VERY GOOD.
- THEN IT"S SETTLED.
All: ALL FOR ONE, AND ONE FOR ALL click!
- HEY, WHY ARE WE ALL CRAMMED IN THE BATHROOM?
- "CAUSE IT HAS THE BEST ACOUSTICS FOR DOO-WOP.
[zipping]
- SORRY.
DUH, I HAD TOO MUCH LEMONADE.
- OKAY, WOPPERS, A ONE, AND A TWO, AND A...
all: ONE, TWO, THREE.
- ♪ DOG - ♪ CAT ♪ CAT, CAT, CAT - ♪ CLIFF
- ♪ CAT, CAT, CAT - ♪ SHRIEK
- ♪ AND WHATEVER THEY CALL ME
- ♪ WOPPERS - ♪ WOPPERS - ♪ WOPPERS
- ♪ BOW-WOW-WOW
- ♪ SOME GUY SAID DOO-WOP WAS DEAD ♪
♪ THEN WE BOPPED HIM ON THE HEAD ♪
- ♪ WE"RE DOO-WOP DADDIES AND A DOO-WOP THING ♪
♪ SCRATCHING AND BITING MY WAY TO FAME ♪
♪ WAH-OOH, WAH, WAH-OOH ♪
♪ WE"RE DOO-WOP DOGGIES ♪ - ♪ AND A DOO-WOP CAT
- ♪ DOO-WOP SKINNY. - ♪ AND DOO-WOP FAT
- ♪ CHASING AND POUNDING AND CHASING ALL DAY ♪
- ♪ CRUSHING INTO STUFF ALONG THE WAY ♪
♪ WAH-OOH, WAH, WAH-OOH ♪
- ♪ AND A DOO-WOP DIGGITY TOO. - ♪ BOW-WOW-WOW
- ♪ BOW-DIDDY, BOW, MEOW, MEOW-DIDDY, MEOW ♪
♪ DIDDY, DIDDY, BOW, BOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW ♪
♪ WAH-OOH, WAH, WAH-OOH ♪
- THAT HURT.
- [laughing]
TEARS IN THE EYE, PEOPLE. TEARS IN THE EYE.
NOW BACK TO WORK!
- ♪ LOOK AT ME ♪ LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME ♪
♪ ME - OOF!
- [laughs]
HA-HA, WE"RE STARS!
- NO, NO.
[growling]
- OOF!
- [sighs]
OKAY, PEOPLE, THAT"S ENOUGH FOR TODAY.
- AH, THANK YOU, LITTLE BLUE WHIPCRACKER.
- HEY, I"M RIDING YOU HARD
SO THAT YOUSE GUYS DON"T BLOW IT AT TOMORROW"S BIG CONCERT.
- UH, DUH, MR. MOUSE?
DO I SAY, "BOW-DIDDY, BOW"
OR "BOW-WOW-WOW"?
- UGH.
DON"T GET MAD.
EVERY GROUP NEEDS A PRETTY BOY.
GOOD WITH THE FIRST ONE. SLEEP TIGHT, MEAT.
SEE YOU TOMORROW.
[cheers and applause]
- WOW, THIS PLACE IS GREAT.
AND LOOK, I GOT MY OWN WOPPERS BASEBALL CAP.
- WELL, WHERE"S MY CAP?
CAPS?
- HEY, SUPERSTARS, READY TO WOW THE CROWD?
- HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WOW ANYONE WITH A CAP?
- UH, SORRY, YOUR HEAD"S TOO SQUARE.
- I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO INSULTED.
- AW, COME ON.
I"VE INSULTED YOU WORSE THAN THAT.
- WHY "S CATDOG" S DRESSING ROOM BIGGER THAN MINE?
- RELAX. YOU GOT THE WINDOW.
- HE GETS A CAP AND A WINDOW?
- FREEZE!
THIS IS JUST THE KIND OF INFIGHTING
THAT BREAKS UP EVERY BAND.
- TWO MINUTES, WOPPERS.
- NO, IT"S 1 MINUTES AND 53 SECONDS.
- FACE IT, I"M THE STAR, AND I DESERVE A BIGGER ROOM.
- DUH, THE MOUSE SAID I"M PRETTY.
MWAH!
- OH, PLEASE.
EVERYBODY LOVES A SOPRANO.
[screeches]
UGH!
[screeching]
- DON"T DO THIS, WOPPERS!
REMEMBER, ALL FOR ONE, AND ONE FOR ALL?
- MORE LIKE ALL FOR THEM, AND NONE FOR ME.
- MOVE IT, SQUARE HEAD.
I AIN"T SINGING TILL MY DRESSING ROOM GETS BIGGER.
- AND I"M NOT SINGING TILL YOU APOLOGIZE TO CAT.
- AND I"M NOT SINGING IF DOG"S NOT SINGING.
- [sighs]
- AND I"M JUST NOT SINGING!
- DUH, I"LL SING.
- THE CONCERT IS OFF.
- YEAH, OFF.
BIG BULLY.
- WHO NEEDS YOUSE GOOFBALLS?
I"M GOING SOLO.
- YEAH, I"LL GO SOLO WITH YOU.
- [groaning]
- DUH?
- OH, GET OUT.
[crying]
IT"S ELVIS THE RAT ALL OVER AGAIN.
- 30 SECONDS, WOPPERS.
- NO, IT"S 27.
WOPPERS?
- THE WOPPERS ARE SPLITS-VILLE, FELLAS.
BUT HOW WOULD YOUSE TWO LIKE TO BE STARS?
- ♪ WAH-OOH, WAH, WAH-OOH ♪
♪ WAH-OOH, WAH, WAH-OOH ♪
- ♪ BOW-DIDDY, BOW
- ♪ MEOW, MEOW-DIDDY, MEOW
- ♪ DIDDY, DIDDY, BOW, BOW
- ♪ MEOW, MEOW, MEOW
- ♪ WAH-OOH, WAH, WAH-OOH ♪
- I AM SO SORRY.
I DON"T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME.
- I"M SORRY, DOG.
SORRY, CAT!
- YEAH, I"M SORRY TOO.
- MAN, WE COULD HAVE BEEN HUGE STARS.
WHAT WERE WE THINKING?
- YEAH, I GUESS WE WERE THINKING IT"S FUN TO SING WITH YOU,
BUT IT"S A LOT MORE FUN TO POUND YOU.
- [frightened moaning]
- ♪ I"M MERVIS ♪ - ♪ AND DUNGLAP
♪ AND WE"RE ALL THAT ♪
♪ WE"RE A PIG AND A WEASEL ♪
♪ AND WE LIKE TO RAP
- BALL, BALL, BALL! GET THE BALL!
- NO, NO, NO! - GET THE BALL!
- [giggling] UNBELIEVABLE.
THIS ELECTRIC HAMMOCK
WAS WORTH ALL THE $625,000.68 I PAID FOR IT.
[laughing]
- BALL, BALL, BALL!
- HEY, LOLA.
WOW, NEAT NEW HAMMOCK.
- HOLA, CATDOG.
[car horn honking]
UH-OH.
SHH, STAY HERE.
HOLA, MR. BOTTOMLINER.
- IT"S BOTTOMLEANER!
WHERE"S MY CATDOG DOCUMENTARY?
THE PREMIERE IS TONIGHT AT 8:00.
- I... I WAS JUST FINISHING IT.
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,
YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE IT, BABY.
- I BETTER LOVE IT.
I GAVE YOU $625,00.68 TO MAKE THAT MOVIE!
- [struggling]
- NOW EITHER I GET MY MOVIE,
OR YOU GIVE BACK THE MONEY, HONEY.
- [nervous laughing]
THE MOVIE"S FINISHED.
WE"RE JUST WORKING ON SOME LAST-MINUTE PROBLEMS
WITH THE MUSIC.
- AND DON"T FORGET,
IT BETTER BE FULL OF ACTION, ROMANCE,
AND WITH A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR THE KIDDIES.
IT BETTER BE GOOD OR ELSE!
- OR ELSE WHAT?
- OR ELSE I"LL BE MAKING A NEW ADDITION
TO MY STUFFED BIRD COLLECTION.
- NO, THANKS.
[engine turning over]
- WHOA!
OOF!
- AND SO INSTEAD OF MAKING MY DOCUMENTARY
ABOUT YOU TWO, I SPENT IT ON MY NEW ELECTRIC HAMMOCK.
- GEE, LOLA, THAT WASN"T A VERY GOOD THING TO DO.
- OH, YOU"RE RIGHT.
I SHOULD HAVE GONE FOR THE JET SKI.
- I"D SELL MY SOUL FOR A JET SKI.
- I GOT TO MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT YOU TWO RIGHT NOW.
IF THE MOVIE"S A HIT,
YOU"LL BE ABLE TO BUY ANYTHING YOU WANT.
- THAT"S TRUE.
- BUT I"VE GOT TO WARN YOU,
DOCUMENTARIES ARE A CUTTHROAT BUSINESS.
IF WE BLOW IT, BOTTOMLEANER WILL STUFF US ALL!
- OUCH.
STILL, FAME, FORTUNE.
IT WOULD BE FABULOUS.
THE THREE "F" s!
WE"LL DO IT.
- WINSLOW, ARE YOU READY?
- WAIT A MINUTE.
I GET TOP BILLING, MY OWN TRAILER,
AND 50% OF THE GROSS!
- HOW ABOUT I FLY UP THERE
AND STUFF MY BULLHORN DOWN YOUR THROAT?
- [nervous laughing]
YOU"RE A SHREWD NEGOTIATOR.
ROLL IT, LOLA.
- CATDOG, YOU"RE ON.
- IT WILL BE A PLEASURE.
- HEIGH-HO DOCUMENTARY!
- ACTION!
[Winslow screaming]
NOW WE NEED TO SHOW YOU BATTLING YOUR NATURAL ENEMIES,
SOMEONE MEAN AND EVIL WHO LOVES TO BEAT YOU UP.
I WONDER WHO WE CAN GET.
- OH, I GOT AN IDEA.
- DOG, NO.
- CAT, YES.
[Greasers laughing]
- FABULOUS WORK, FELLAS.
- [panting]
THIS IS NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR
WITH THIS DOCUMENTARY THING.
- GOOD WORK. MOVING ON.
WHERE ARE MY NEXT ACTORS.
- TO BE OR NOT TO BE...
- WAIT! HOLD THE CAMERA.
EDDIE"S HERE!
I CAN ACT.
I CAN ACT LIKE NOBODY"S BUSINESS.
- ZIP IT!
GET IN COSTUME.
- MAN, THIS THING
REALLY DOES MAKE YOU FEEL PEACEFUL.
- QUIET ON THE SET!
HOLA, IT"S LOLA.
- WHERE ARE YOU AND WHERE"S MY MOVIE?
- DON"T WORRY, SIR.
NO PROBLEM.
SEE YOU SOON.
ADIOS.
GET THAT ROLLING, BOYS.
WE"RE BURNING DAYLIGHT HERE.
MERVIS, DUNGLAP, ARE YOU READY?
NOW GET OUT THERE AND DON"T FORGET YOUR MAKEUP.
- HEY, NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT MAKEUP.
- CALL MY AGENT. CALL MY LAWYER.
CALL MY MOMMY.
- QUIT WHINING, BABY.
THE CAMERA LOVES YOU.
AND THAT"S A WRAP!
[clattering]
- GEE, LOLA, SHOULDN"T WE LOOK AT THE MOVIE FIRST?
- NO TIME, AMIGO.
- WAH-HOO!
- LIVE FROM NEARBURG,
THE DOCUMENTARY FILM CAPITAL OF THE WORLD,
IT"S THE PREMIERE OF MONDO CATDOG,
AND I KNOW YOU"RE GOING TO LOVE IT.
- IF THAT LOLA DOESN"T GET HERE IN FIVE MINUTES,
SHE"S GONNA BE ONE SORRY LITTLE BIRD.
[laughing]
- FASTER, DOG. FASTER!
- HURRY UP, DOG.
WE CAN"T BE LATE FOR OUR PREMIERE.
- NOTHING LIKE A GOOD DOCUMENTARY
TO GET YOUR BLOOD PUMPING.
- I DON"T KNOW.
I LIKE A NICE VIOLENT CARTOON.
AH!
[crowd gasping]
- WHOA!
- I DON"T WANT TO MAKE YOU NERVOUS,
BUT THIS BETTER BE THE BEST DARN DOCUMENTARY
I"VE EVER SEEN.
- NOT TO WORRY. IT"LL BE REAL GOOD.
[projector whirring]
WE ARE ABOUT TO SHOW YOU A CREATURE SO WILD,
SO WEIRD, AND SO DOWNRIGHT BIZARRE
THAT YOU, YES YOU, MAY FEINT.
BEHOLD THE CREATURE CALLED CATDOG.
HALF CAT... - [snarling]
- HALF DOG.
- [growls]
- ALL BEAST, ALL WILD, AND ALL WEIRD.
THE MORNING BEGINS
WITH THE NEVER ENDING SEARCH FOR FOOD.
- [sniffing]
- [snarls]
- HEIGH-HO, DIGGITY!
THAT"S MY COPYRIGHTED CATCHPHRASE.
- SHH.
- TWO HEADS MAKE THEM TWICE AS SMART.
AND CATDOG TAKE ADVANTAGE OF EVERY KIND
OF FOREST CAMOUFLAGE.
- [whistles]
KEEP THE CHANGE.
- THEY CRAWL.
THEY CREEP.
THEY EVEN DO THE CHAMELEON.
- I COULD WATCH THIS SCENE FOREVER.
- EVERYONE MEETS AT THE WATERINGHOLE.
- HMM... - BUT CATDOG KEEPS A EYE OPEN
FOR THE WILD GREASER-SAURUS.
- AH!
- I BASED MY CHARACTER ON MYSELF.
- BUT THERE IS A SOFTER SIDE TO CATDOG.
IN THE SPRING, THE MATING SEASON BEGINS.
THEY SPOT THE RARE FEMALE CATDOG.
- WHOA!
- AHH!
OOF!
- LOVE IS IN THE AIR.
THE MALE CATDOG MUST CHARM HIS POTENTIAL BRIDE
WITH THE EXOTIC MATING DANCE.
- OH, OH, YEAH!
[panting]
- I SMELL WEDDING BELLS.
AND AFTER WEDDING BELLS, WHAT FOLLOWS?
YES, THE PITTER-PATTER OF TINY LITTLE
TEENY-TINY LITTLE CATDOG FEET.
AH, THE BEAUTY OF BIRTH.
A NEW GENERATION OF CATDOGS IS BORN.
- [crying]
MEOWING AND PUKING.
THEY ARE READY TO CARRY ON THE CATDOG TRADITION.
- [crying] - GOO, GOO, GA, GA.
- AND SO, WE LEAVE THE CATDOG...
PROUD, BRAVE, AND REALLY BIZARRE.
- AH!
- TA-DA!
[chuckles]
AHEM.
THIS DOCUMENTARY THING WAS A HUGE MISTAKE.
THEY HATED IT.
I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD HAVE MADE A TEEN SLASHER MOVIE.
- [growls]
- WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
- EXIT STATE LEFT!
[shouting]
- GOOD-BYE, CAT.
- GOOD-BYE, DOG.
- GOOD-BYE, CATDOG.
- BRILLIANT!
- YES, GENIUS.
- FANTASTIC!
[cheers and applause]
- LOLA, THAT WAS TERRIFIC.
I LAUGHED. I CRIED.
[blows nose]
- GRACIAS, MR. BOTTOMLINER.
[crowd chanting] CATDOG! CATDOG! CATDOG!
- THIS IS BEAUTIFUL!
RIGHT, WE GOT TO MAKE THIS GRAVY TRAIN LAST.
- UM, MR. BOTTOMLEANER, LET"S TALK SEQUEL.
- YEAH, AND WE"LL MAKE IT EVEN BIGGER AND BETTER.
- YEAH, WE"LL EVEN SHOW YOU HOW WE GO P-O-T-T-I-E.
- HERE"S THE BUCKS FOR THE LIGHTS, CAMERAS,
AND PLENTY OF ACTION.
[happy laughter]
- GEE, CAT, WE SPENT ALL THE MONEY,
AND WE DIDN"T MAKE A MOVIE.
YOU SURE THIS IS A GOOD THING TO DO?
- OH, DOG, WILL YOU PLEASE JUST RELAX?
HELLO, LOVELY LADIES. - HI.
- OOF! - AH!
- YOU BETTER NOT HAVE SCRATCHED MY NEW BOAT.
BY THE WAY, WHERE"S MY SEQUEL?
[wacky music]
- ♪ ONE FINE DAY WITH A WOOF AND A PURR ♪
♪ A BABY WAS BORN AND IT CAUSED A LITTLE STIR ♪
♪ NO BLUE BUNNY, NO THREE-EYED FROG ♪
♪ JUST A FELINE CANINE LITTLE CATDOG ♪
♪ CATDOG ♪ CATDOG
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD IS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
♪ OUT ON THE ROAD OR BACK IN TOWN ♪
♪ ALL KIND OF CRITTERS LIVE IN CATDOG TOWN ♪
♪ GOTTA RISE ABOVE IT GOTTA TRY TO GET ALONG ♪
♪ GOTTA WALK TOGETHER GOTTA SING THIS SONG ♪
♪ CATDOG ♪ CATDOG
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD IS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
♪ CATDOG ♪ CATDOG
♪ ALONE IN THE WORLD IS A LITTLE CATDOG ♪
♪