天 饿极了 我可以吃掉塞满乌鸦的猪 Oh, man, I'm so hungry I could eat a crowverine stuffed into a pigator
塞满袋鼠 stuffed into a kangadillo.
乌鸦猪袋鼠 Crowverpigadillo.
晚餐做好了 Dinner is served.
晚饭吃好了 And dinner is done.
不! No!
急什么? what's the rush?
我们得去睡觉了 We have to get to bed.
因为我们很累 Because we're very tired.
对吧 霍普? Isn't that right, Hope?
对 菲尔 累了 太累了! Right, Phil. Tired. So tired!
我累得眼睛都快睁不开了 I'm so exhausted I can barely keep my eyes open.
真的吗? 因为你看起来很兴奋 Really? 'Cause you seem pumped.
那是极度疲劳的症状 That's a symptom of extreme fatigue.
比我想象的还要糟糕 晚安 各位 It's worse than I thought. Good night.
第二顿晚餐好了 Second dinner is served.
有别的人注意到了吗 anyone else notice,
贝特曼夫妇的行为有点奇怪 the Bettermans were acting kinda weird,
尤其是菲尔 Especially Phil.
说句公道话 菲尔总是怪怪的 To be fair, Phil always acts weird.
也许他们只是累了 Maybe they're just tired.
在太阳落山之前? Before the sun goes down?
当然 在农场生活不容易 Sure. Living on a farm isn't easy.
我们住在农场 我们还醒着 we live on a farm and we are still awake.
我敢说霍普做了秘制甜点 她不想分享给我们 I bet Hope made a secret dessert she doesn't wanna share with us.
但是小珊会找到的 But Sandy will find it.
对吧 小珊？ Won't you, Sandy?
也许他们只是累了 Or they're just tired.
要是他们遇到了新的家庭要取代我们呢? What if they met a new family and they're replacing us?
要是我们必须搬家怎么办? What if we have to move?
要是道恩有了新的好朋友呢? What if Dawn has a new best friend?
要是你有点反应过度呢? What if you're overreacting just a bit?
要是他们有一扇巨大的自己的窗户呢? What if they have a giant window they're keeping to themselves?
他们还训练了拳击猴来伺候他们 And they have trained punch monkeys to wait on them hand and foot
当他们观看墙到墙的窗户表演时? while they watch wall‐to‐wall window action?
你们都错了 You're all wrong.
今晚是满月 There's a full moon tonight.
那时候贝特曼家族就变成了 That's when the Bettermans turn into
半人半熊半鱼的怪兽! half‐man, half‐bear, half‐fish beasts!
太多“半”了 Too many halves.
因为他们被熊咬了! 'Cause they were bitten by bearacudas!
这让他们变成了沃库达斯 And that made them wereacudas!
沃库达斯? Wereacudas?
所以他们要偷偷溜上去? Is that why they're sneaking around up there?
我们上 别出声 Let's go. No noise.
拜托 伙计们 没有什么东西是 Come on, guys, there's no such thing as‐‐
沃库达斯 wereacudas.
大伙们 我乘电梯 guys. I took the elevator.
安静 Pipe down!
计划是这样的 我抓菲尔 Here's the plan. I grab Phil.
乌嘎 你来搞定霍普 Ugga, you wrap up Hope.
小伊 你注意道恩 Eep, you're on Dawn patrol.
坦克 别被咬了 Thunk, try not to get bitten.
最重要的是 瞄准鳃 And, most importantly, aim for the gills!
要不我们跟他们谈谈 因为贝特曼家族不是沃库达斯 Or we could just talk to them because the Bettermans aren't wereacudas.
我喜欢你总是看到光明的一面 盖娃 I love that you always see the bright side, Guy‐Boy.
但这次可能会害死我们 But this time it might get us killed.
少说话 多盯紧 So less talking, more stalking.
你确定要那样放? Are you sure you want to do that?
只是想帮你 Just trying to help.
别听他的 妈妈 Don't listen to him, Mom.
爸爸就是想扰乱你 Dad's just trying to mess with your head.
他差远了 道恩 我们结婚了 记得吗? Way ahead of him, Dawn. We're married, remember?
这意味着我对菲尔有抵抗力 That means I'm Phil‐proof.
我赢了! I win!
美味的胜利甘露 the delicious nectar of victory.
你们俩知道它有多甜蜜 You two know how sweet it is.
等等 你们不知道 wait, you don't.
因为我永远不会被打败 Because I am and always shall be undefeated.
菲尔 你答应了不会那么干的 Phil, you promised you wouldn't do that.
干什么 亲爱的? 赢吗? Do what, dear? Win?
不是 是糟糕的打趣 No, be a bad sport.
你说过今晚会很好玩 没有幸灾乐祸 记得吗? You said tonight would be all fun, no gloating, remember?
我说过? Did I?
是的 所以我和道恩才会来 Yes! That's why Dawn and I are here.
可你一点都没变 But you haven't changed at all.
是的 爸爸 你弄了个丢人的游戏之夜 Yeah, Dad. You're making a shame night of game night.
游戏之夜? Game night?
对 游戏之夜 yeah, game night.
我从小就记得 I remember this from when I was a kid.
贝特曼家以前常邀请我家人过来玩游戏 The Bettermans used to invite my family over to play games.
真的太有趣了 It was‐‐ It was so much fun.
确实 游戏很有趣 Sure, because games are fun.
所以这里没有沃库达斯 妈妈 只是游戏 So no wereacudas here, Mom. Just games.
沃库达斯是什么? What's a wereacuda?
半人 半熊 半鱼… Part‐man, part‐bear, part‐fish‐‐
你知道那些“半” 因为你就是一个 you know the parts, 'cause you are one!
抓住他们! Get 'em!
不管怎样 我喜欢游戏 Anyway, I like games.
我不喜欢游戏 Yeah, not a fan of games.
太多活儿了 It's too much work.
但我很喜欢游戏零食 But I'm a big fan of game snacks.
香蕉片 不错 Banana chips. It's not bad.
但这还不算完 But I'm not gonna settle.
我要去找终极游戏零食 I'm gonna find the ultimate game snack.
因为那是我的命运 Because that is my destiny.
你为什么不邀请我们 我们喜欢乐趣 why didn't you invite us? We like fun.
我也是! Me too!
这就是我喜欢游戏的原因 That's why I like games.
我以为你们不会感兴趣 I just assumed you wouldn't be interested.
这些游戏更多是脑力的而不是体力的 These games are more cerebral than corporeal.
用大脑 而不是肌肉 Brain, not brawn.
所以这是为了你好 So it was for your own good.
毕竟 战略和专注 After all, strategy and concentration,
还有思考 完全不是你们的菜 and, well, thinking aren't exactly your cup of bitter leaf juice.
据我所知 游戏之夜属于所有人 From what I remember, game night is for everyone.
我喜欢游戏 我的大脑很好 瓜哥玩了 I like games! My brain good. Grug play.
你证明了我的观点 You're proving my point.
所以如果你们不介意的话 So if you'll excuse us,
霍普和道恩想挑战我的连胜纪录 Hope and Dawn are eager to challenge my winning streak.
不 菲尔 你搞砸了 No, Phil. You blew it.
我今晚不想再跟你玩游戏了 I'm done playing games with you tonight.
是的 爸爸 我丢了我游戏的面子 Yeah, Dad. I've lost my game face.
好消息 咕噜家族 Good news, Croods.
桌子旁刚空出了一个位子 A seat at the table just opened up.
你们不可能打败我 不过完全是为好玩嘛 You have no chance of defeating me, but it's all in good fun.
欢迎来到游戏之夜! Welcome to game night!
我先玩 I'm playing first.
叠棍非常简单 Stack Sticks is quite simple.
从底部拿一根棍子放在上面 Take a stick from the bottom and put it on top
而不是碰倒棍架 without toppling the stack.
像这样 Like so.
如果我算上棍的抽取角度 If I factor the stick's exit angle,
计算能保持棍架结构稳定的移除速度 calculate removal velocity to maintain the stack's structural integrity,
再考虑它下面的受力棍 then consider the load‐bearing sticks below it,
那我选 I choose
这一棍 this one.
菲尔领先 Advantage, Phil.
轮到你了 瓜哥 Your turn, Grug.
我能行 I can do that.
我赢了 And I win.
咋的? 可我几乎没碰它 What? But I barely touched it.
对 那就是这堆东西垮掉的路子 Yes. That's the way the stack sticks stumble.
我得分 Point, me.
我还要玩 I'm playing again.
在石头树叶尖石游戏中 In the game of Rock, Leaf, Sharp Rock,
石头胜尖石 rock beats sharp rock,
尖石胜树叶 树叶胜石头 sharp rock beats leaf and leaf beats rock.
当我说开始的时候 就碰一个 Touch one when I say go.
开始 Go!
树叶胜石头 我赢了 Leaf beats rock. I win.
树叶胜石头? Leaf beats rock?
太荒唐了 That's ridiculous.
石头胜过一切 Rock beats everything.
在这个游戏里不是 Not in this game.
我得分 Point, me.
我还要玩 I'm playing again!
亲爱的 该让别人玩玩了 Honey, maybe someone else should play.
该我 My turn!
最后 蓝贝壳沿对角线移动 Finally, the blue shells move diagonally
而红贝壳垂直移动 while the red shells move vertically.
这就是“贝壳游戏” And that's the Shell Game.
有问题吗? Any questions?
没有 我懂了 Nope. I got it.
你正好进了我的圈套 You moved right into my trap.
得分 我赢了 Point, me! I win!
也就是说 我可以戴上冠军王冠了 Which means I get to wear the winner's crown.
无… 人… 能敌… 菲尔 No... one... beats... the... Phil!
大叫什么 Big whoop.
这些游戏太蠢了 These games are stupid.
走吧 咕噜家族 我们还有更重要的事要做 Let's go, Croods. We have more important things to do.
比如阻击沃库达斯 Like stopping the wereacudas!
抓住它们 Get 'em!
天哪 这勾起了我的回忆 Boy, this brings back memories.
谢谢你们让我度过了一个愉快的游戏之夜 Thank you for a lovely game night.
我得说 瓜哥 你输得比我想象的好 I gotta say, Grug, you handled losing better than I expected.
我为你感到骄傲 I'm proud of you.
谢谢 thanks.
接下来几天我会忙于练习游戏 Now I'll be busy for the next few days practicing games
直到我打败菲尔 其他事都不重要了 until I can beat Phil because nothing else matters.
就这样 And there it is.
就像上次那只乌鸦在比赛中打败你一样 It's just like the time that crowverine beat you in a race.
你赢我不代表你胜! Just because you beat me doesn't mean you won!
你输惨了 瓜哥 You're just a bad loser, Grug.
所以我劝你放手吧 So I want you to walk away from this.
但我… But I‐‐
好吧 我放手 Okay, I'll walk away.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
我一打败菲尔就放手 I'll walk away right after I beat Phil.
这才是重点 爸爸 That's the spirit, Dad.
我们一直支持你 We're with you all the way.
打败菲尔 打败菲尔 Beat Phil! Beat Phil!
对 打败菲尔 打败菲尔 Yeah! Beat Phil! Beat Phil! Beat Phil! Beat Phil!
小伊 你在干什么? Eep, what are you doing?
如果瓜哥输了 他不是会拆掉树屋? If Grug loses, won't he tear down the tree house?
听着 我们阻止不了他 Look, we'll never stop him.
所以我们要帮他打败菲尔 So we might as well help him beat Phil.
你觉得瓜哥能赢? So you think Grug can win?
不行 爸爸在智力游戏上赢不了菲尔 no. Dad can't beat Phil in brain games.
但我可以用中场棍击打败菲尔 But I can beat Phil with the timeout club.
你要把菲尔引到客厅 呯 老爸赢了 So you lure him into the living room and, boom, Dad wins.
你的计划就是用棍子打菲尔? So your plan is to hit Phil with a club?
也许我们该去找菲尔谈谈 Maybe we should go talk to Phil instead.
好吧 但在暂停期间很难跟菲尔谈 Okay, but it'll be tough to talk to Phil while he's in timeout.
游戏菲尔又赢了 Game Phil again.
还没有抱怨 And no whining.
就算你有手也赢不了我 You couldn't beat me even if you had hands.
不要舔 No licking either.
真丢人 Lose with dignity.
菲尔? Phil?
我们能和你谈谈吗? Can we talk to you?
可以 当然可以 Yes. Of course.
瓜哥因为游戏之夜的事心情不好 So Grug's feeling down about game night.
他希望再来一场 He's hoping for a rematch.
我们希望你对他手下留情 And we'd like you to go easy on him.
虽然我可以 I could.
但那就不是游戏了 But then it wouldn't be a game.
游戏是为了胜利 Games are for winning.
而且只能有一个赢家 And there can only be one winner.
很抱歉你这么想 菲尔 Sorry you feel that way, Phil.
我本想用简单点的方法 I was hoping to do this the easy way.
你是对的, 菲尔 You're right, Phil.
但在智力游戏中赢了瓜哥也没什么意义吧? But isn't beating Grug at brain games a hollow victory?
我是说 你比阿瓜聪明多了 I mean, you're so much smarter than Grug.
这不假 我很聪明 That's true. I am brilliant.
没错 Right!
那要是你和我爸爸赛些体力项目呢? So what if you played some brawn games against my Dad?
这对真正的胜者来说是个真正的挑战 That's a real challenge for a real winner.
我知道怎么回事了 I know what's happening here.
你知道? You do?
当然知道 Of course.
你们觉得我势不可挡 You think I'm unstoppable
而你们又想被我的游戏霸权光辉照耀 and you want to bask in the glow of my gaming supremacy.
我不怪你们 比赛开始吧! I don't blame you. Game on!
我爸会把他揍扁的 My dad's gonna crush him.
我们得分 Point, us.
在和叠棍较劲呢 新手? Stack Sticks struggles, stranger?
不是 No.
是的 Yes.
我不会叠棍 I can't stack sticks.
好了 好了 瓜哥 There, there, Grug.
擦干你的泪水 Dry your tears.
我没哭 I'm not crying.
这是一个比喻 It's a metaphor.
还是算了 Never mind.
你想不想玩玩更适合你的… 竞力? How would you like to play some games more suited to your... brawn?
竞力就是用肌肉 Brawn means muscle.
那你说出了我要说的话 Then you're talking my talk words.
打鳃 Go for the gills!
现在不行 奶奶 Not now, Gran.
我们有比赛 We got games to play.
我们的第一个游戏是“打猎与被猎” Our first game is Hunt or Be Hunted.
打猎? So... it's hunting?
简言之 是的 To oversimplify it, yes.
我逃跑 你要抓住我 I will run and you will catch me.
要是你能抓住的话 If you can.
抓你? Catch you?
这是我的强项 This is my kinda game.
确实 你的肌肉应该可以胜过我的大脑 Indeed. Your brawn should have no problem besting my brain.
打猎? hunting?
对 更像是屠杀 Yeah, more like slaughter.
我都快为菲尔感到难过了 Yeah, I almost feel bad for Phil.
他没有机会了 He doesn't stand a chance.
别太肯定 Don't be too sure.
菲尔永远不会玩他赢不了的游戏 Phil would never play a game he couldn't win.
对我爸来说 赢比我还重要 Winning is more important to my dad than I am.
我敢肯定那不是真的 I'm sure that's not true.
不 是真的 No, it is.
菲尔必须赢 Phil needs to win.
他说他会改变 但他没有 He said he would change, but he hasn't.
如果菲尔赢不了 我们就都有麻烦了 And, if Phil doesn't win, well, we're all in trouble.
我有过惨痛的教训 I learned that the hard way.
我赢了 我终于打败你了 I won! I finally beat you.
菲尔 已经三周了 Phil, it's been three weeks.
你输了 算了吧 You lost. Get over it.
农庄正在崩溃 The farm is falling apart.
所以是两个糟糕的失败者在比赛 So we have two terrible losers playing against each other.
最坏的情况会怎样呢? What's the worst that could happen?
我不知道 可能会如我们所料 农庄完了 I don't know. Just the end of life on the farm as we know it.
对 也许进行中场棍击才是正确的选择 Yeah. Maybe the timeout club was the way to go.
你说出了我要说的话 Now you're talking my talk words.
我一辈子都在打猎 I've hunted my whole life.
你真的要来? You sure you wanna do this?
对 Yes.
放我下来 And put me down.
谢谢 Thank you.
我们开始吧？ Shall we begin?
这是你的葬礼 It's your funeral fire.
开始 Let's do it.
菲尔 你去哪里了? Phil? Where'd you go?
它在上面 it's on.
抓到 Gotcha!
抓到？ Gotcha?
抓到 Gotcha!
不是菲尔 You're not Phil!
算了 That's it.
我已经找遍了所有的地方 I've looked everywhere.
我永远也找不到他 I'm never gonna find him.
那是因为你的肌肉看不到这里 That's because your brawn didn't look here.
但我的大脑可以 But my brain did.
我得分 Point, me.
我不敢相信爸爸在打猎赛中输给了菲尔! I can't believe Dad lost a hunting game to Phil!
我真不敢相信菲尔为了赢做了一个假的乌鸦蛋 I can't believe Phil built a fake crowverine egg just to win.
菲尔为了赢会不择手段 Phil will do anything to win.
胜利就是一切! Winning is everything!
但说句公道话 这就是我嫁给他的原因 But to be fair, that's why I married him.
一次他为我的生日想了个游戏就为了能打败我 He once invented a game for my birthday just so he could beat me at it.
我的第四个生日 My fourth birthday.
我很高兴菲尔现在在耍别人 I'm just glad Phil is gaming someone else now.
耍瓜哥总比耍我们好 Better Grug than us.
该上了 That's it.
中场时间 Timeout time.
盖 引开菲尔的注意力 Guy, create a distraction.
不要 我敢肯定瓜哥下次会赢的 No. I'm sure Grug'll win the next one.
这些是虫块吗? Are those bug nuggets?
我要拿一些 I'll take some.
不行 你应该吃更好的 No. You deserve better.
我们都是 We all do.
我去找点好吃的零食 And I'm going to find a better game snack
如果这是我做的最后一件事 if it's the last thing I ever do!
这就是… 举石 And that's... rock lifting.
来赢啊 Beat that.
让人印象深刻的原始蛮力展示 Impressive display of raw brute strength.
但比不上原始蛮脑 But it's no match for raw brute brain.
还用我说吗？ Need I say it?
不公平 No fair!
有什么不公平的？ Isn't it?
你发挥了你的优势 我也发挥了我的优势 You used your strengths and I used mine.
我得分 Point, me.
让我猜一猜 Let me guess.
爸爸会赢下一场吗? Dad will win the next one?
也许? Maybe?
投的好 投的好 Big throw! Big throw!
也许你之前胜过我 Maybe you beat me before,
但你不可能把矛投得更远 but no way you can throw a spear farther than that.
不错 幸运的是一开始你就同意我"强化投掷" True. Lucky for me you agreed to "enhanced throwing" when we started.
因为我不知道那是什么 Because I didn't know what it was!
是什么? Wh‐‐ What is it?
请允许我演示一下 Allow me to demonstrate.
我胜 Victory, me.
我… 是… 游戏之主! I... am... the... game master!
我要拿走你的皮衣 因为我打败了你 I'm taking your pelt because I've bested you.
以此展示支配权 It's a display of dominance!
再一想 还是留下皮衣 展示失败的耻辱吧 On second thought, keep the pelt and wear the shame of defeat.
而且 它很臭 Also, it smells.
菲尔的矛投得更远 但是爸爸 你的矛投得… 更直 Okay! Phil's spear went farther, Dad, but yours went... straighter.
瓜哥 我真为你骄傲 I'm proud of you, Grug.
你从来没输得这么好过 You've never taken a loss this well.
很多人说 失败是成功之母 A lot of people say being a good loser makes you a winner.
不对 没人那么说 盖 Nope. No one says that, Guy.
也许人们现在开始说了 Maybe they do starting now.
看看 菲尔 优雅地输并不是那么难 See, Phil? Losing graciously isn't so hard.
就连瓜哥都能做到 Even Grug can do it.
是啊 爸爸 也许你可以为我下个生日记住这一点? Yeah, Dad. Maybe you can remember this at my next birthday?
为什么? 我不像瓜哥那样是个失败者 Why? I'm not a loser like Grug.
我不是失败者 I'm not a loser!
那你怎么解释所有的输? Then how do you explain all the losing?
我输了并不代表我失败 Just because I lost doesn't mean I lost.
事实上 那就是那个意思 Actually, that's precisely what it means.
证明了我在任何事情上都能打败你 And it proves I can beat you at anything,
多亏了我超群的大脑 thanks to my superior brain.
他要爆炸了 盖 He's about to blow, Guy.
别担心 我有个很棒的主意 Don't worry. I just had an amazing idea.
或者像人们说的 这是盖意 Or as some people say, a Guy‐dea.
不 没人那么说 Nope. No one says that.
也许人们现在开始说了 Maybe they do starting now.
放松 大家伙 Easy, big fella.
像霍普会说的那样 As Hope might say,
清空你的大脑 意念到快乐的地方 just empty your mind and think of your happy place.
因为我在想我们可以玩个新游戏 Because I was thinking we could play a new game.
一个适合所有人的游戏 A game for everyone.
它被称为… And it's called‐‐
求生 Survival.
爸爸和菲尔 独自在墙外 Dad and Phil, outside the wall, on their own.
没有工具、补给和食物 看谁能坚持更久 No tools, supplies or food. Who can last longer.
这不是我想说的 Not what I was gonna say at all.
好 现在 我们玩求生! Yes. Right now. Let's Survival!
有趣 Interesting.
但你知道还有别的有趣的吗? But you know what else is interesting?
盖差点说到那个新游戏 That new game Guy almost talked about.
没有更多游戏了 No more games.
如果菲尔输了 我受不了农场又关了 I can't take the farm shutting down again if Phil loses.
如果瓜哥输了 就没有农场了 And there won't be a farm if Grug loses.
就是一个暴发前的火山口 Just a smoldering crater.
霍普和乌嘎说到要点了 Hope and Ugga make excellent points.
听起来好像你是个鸡海豹 sounds like you're chicken seal.
i‐i‐nk!
那不是鸡海豹的叫声 That's not the sound chicken seals make.
那才是鸡海豹的叫声 That's the sound chicken seals make.
我的声音可不是那样的 And I don't sound like that.
好吧 瓜哥 我很乐意接受你的挑战 Fine, Grug, I gladly accept your challenge.
我还会赢的 因为我爱荒野 And I'll win again because I love the wilderness!
提醒一下 你们不能带工具、补给或食物 Quick reminder that you can't bring tools, supplies or food.
你们得外出独自求生 You have to survive on your own out here.
没问题 all right.
胖胖 你可以走了 Chunky, you're free to go.
好多了 Much better.
求生时间 祝你们好运 Time for Survival. Good luck.
不 我不行 No, I can't do this!
我是说 我都等不及了 I mean, I can't wait to do this.
你前一句说对了 You got it right the first time.
还有 别跟着我 And, don't follow me.
你在跟着我? Are you following me?
我? 当然不是 Me? Of course not.
我爱荒野 I love the wilderness.
要是我还没结婚 荒野 我会嫁给你 If I weren't already married, wilderness, I'd marry you.
还有什么能不爱的? Because what's not to love?
新鲜的空气 雄伟的树木 Fresh air, majestic trees‐‐
毒刺的昆虫 Brazen insects with dreadful stings.
到处都是 喜欢叮脖子 That are everywhere and favor necks.
荆棘 太多荆棘了 thorns! So many thorns.
雄伟的… 树 Majestic... tree.
我爱荒野 I love the wilderness!
我讨厌荒野 I hate the wilderness!
是什么? What was that?
只是风而已 It was just the wind.
是什么? What was that?
又是风 Just more wind.
菲尔 Phil.
是什么? What was that?
那不是风 It's not the wind.
抓住了 Gotcha!
你来这里干什么? What are you doing here?
我觉得你有麻烦了 I figured you were in trouble.
我猜对了 准备好放弃了吗? And I was right. Ready to give up?
不可能 Not a chance.
等我点着火就没事了 I'll be fine as soon as I start this fire.
你是说像这样? you mean like this?
我骗你帮我点着了火 I tricked you into starting my fire.
动脑筋总是胜过使蛮力 Brain always beats brawn.
要这么说的话，你的大脑可以重新点着它 In that case, your brain can start it again.
我要回我的营地了 I'm going back to my camp.
祝你晚上愉快 Have a good night.
有火了 Fire!
就像我说的 大脑总是胜过蛮… 力 As I said, brain always beats‐‐ brawn.
荒野 我为什么竟然离开了你? Wilderness, why did I ever leave you?
好像是尖叫 Maybe it was the screaming.
听起来像菲尔 That sounds like Phil.
声音像是胜利在召唤 And that sounds like victory.
我要得分了 Point, me.
菲尔 Well, gee, Phil,
你看起来有点低落 在坑里 you look a little down. In a pit.
明白吗? Get it?
因为你在坑里 'Cause you're in a pit.
瓜哥 Grug.
感谢星星你来了 Thank the stars you're here.
我被这些熊抓住了 I was taken by these bearacudas.
它们把我扔在了这个坑里 For some reason they put me in this pit.
对 因为他们要吃掉你 Yeah, because they're gonna eat you.
熊把食物放在坑里 直到饿了 Bearacudas keep food in a pit until they're hungry.
什么? 把我弄出去 What? Get me out of here!
差点咬到我 That one almost got me.
当然 我会把你弄出来的 Sure, I'll get you out.
只要你承认我赢了 Right after you say I won.
什么? 永远别想 What? Never!
那好 享受晚餐吧 Okay. Enjoy dinner.
抱歉 享受晚餐吧 Sorry, enjoy being dinner.
好 走吧 Fine! Leave me.
但是熊吃了我 But when the bearacudas eat me,
我就在他们的肚子里了 在墙外 I'll be in their bellies, outside the wall.
所以我会在外面比你待得久 So I'll be out here longer than you,
我就赢了 and I'll be the winner.
你该说你就碎了 You mean dinner.
因为他们会吃掉你的 'Cause they're gonna eat you.
行啊 越咬越近了 Yeah, getting closer.
你得活着才能赢 菲尔 And you have to be alive to win, Phil.
我们从来没说过要活着 We never agreed to that!
这个游戏叫做“求生” The game is called Survival!
你不能被吃掉 You can't get eaten and‐‐
咬偏了 Missed me.
老实说 我不知道哪个更糟 Honestly, I don't know what's worse,
被吃还是输掉 getting eaten or losing.
肯定是输掉 Definitely losing.
我们都输了 And we both lost.
没有那么快 Not so fast.
由于熊也参与了比赛 现在是一场三人赛了 Since the bearacudas are involved, this is now a three‐player game.
这样我们俩都能赢 So we could both win
熊会输 and the bearacudas could lose.
你确定有用吗? You sure that's how it works?
是的 因为这意味着我们不用输 Yes. Because it means we don't have to lose.
这是双赢 It's win‐win.
除了熊 因为它们输了 Except for the bearacudas because they lose.
很好 那么我们如何做到双赢呢? I'm good with that. So how do we win‐win?
简单 Simple.
把我的大脑和你的肌肉相结合 We combine my brain and your brawn
来玩石块 树叶 尖石的终极游戏 in the ultimate game of Rock, Leaf, Sharp Rock.
首先 我们用尖石把骨头削成攀岩支撑棒 First, we use Sharp Rock to carve the bones into climbing holds.
你用蛮力把骨头变成梯子 And you use your beastly strength to turn the bones into a makeshift ladder.
然后我们用树叶裹住双脚 掩盖脚步声 Then we wrap our feet in Leaf to muffle our footsteps,
然后我们偷偷穿过熊群 获得自由 and we sneak past the bearacudas to freedom.
石头呢? What about Rock?
干什么用? What's that for?
那是为熊醒来准备的 That's for if the bearacudas wake up.
扔石头 扔石头! Throw Rock. Throw Rock!
对了 就是坦克 That's right. It's Thunk!
是的 Yes!
就是我 It's me.
我一直希望游戏之夜能像这样 I always wished game night could be like this.
你们懂的 很有趣 You know, fun.
可惜爸爸们错过了 Too bad the dads are missing it.
别担心 道恩 Don't worry, Dawn.
爸爸们随时可能走进来 The dads will walk through that door any moment.
对 我爸爸会的 Well, my dad will.
不过他会扛着你爸爸 But he'll be carrying your dad.
我希望不要那样 I hope not.
这是我们有史以来最棒的游戏之夜 This is the best game night we've ever had.
从现在开始 游戏之夜正式排除菲尔 From now on, game night is officially a Phil‐free zone.
好 下一个 Okay, next one.
猜猜我画了什么 Guess what I drew.
是鱼什么的吗? Is it a fish thingy?
你要说得更详细一些 You have to be more specific.
有爪鱼? A fish thingy with claws?
还要再具体 More specific than that.
猜得好 小珊 但是不对 Good guess, Sandy, but no.
我想到了 I'm done guessing.
是吗? 你知道我画了什么? Yeah? You know what I drew?
不是 我终于找到了最棒的游戏零食 No. But I finally found the perfect game snack,
香蕉片 banana chips.
你一开始不就吃的这个零食吗? Wasn't that the snack you started with?
对啊 yeah.
吃不是目的 Well, it's not the snack destination.
要享受吃的过程 It's the snack journey.
还有人猜吗? Anybody else?
菲尔和熊 PHIL and Bearacudas!
你们猜对了我画的 you guessed what I drew.
这意味着你们赢了我画的猜猜看 Which means you won Guess What I Drew.
不是 熊困住了我们 No, bearacudas trapped us.
它们想吃我们 They wanted to eat us.
他们吃了你们吗? So did they eat you?
没有 儿子 No, son.
我们回来了 We're here.
对 That's right.
因为瓜哥和我玩了求生游戏 Because Grug and I played the game of Survival.
一起 Together.
我们赢了! And we won!
一起 Together.
我赢了现在这场比赛 And then I won this game.
什么? 不 我先说的"熊" What? No, I said "bearacudas" first.
不错 Yes.
在我之后 First after me.
熊有没有把你咬成狼人了? Did any of those bearacudas bite you and turn you into wereacudas?
我? 没有 Me? No.
但是菲尔? 也许有 But Phil? Maybe.
什么? What?
安全总比后悔好 Better safe than sorry.
小珊 瞄准鳃帮子 Aim for the gills, Sandy!