WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU...
COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG SHOW,
STARRING COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG.
ABANDONED AS A PUP,
HE WAS FOUND BY MURIEL,
WHO LIVES IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE,
WITH HER HUSBAND, EUSTACE BAGG.
BAH!
BUT CREEPY STUFF HAPPENS IN NOWHERE.
IT'S UP TO COURAGE TO SAVE HIS NEW HOME.
STUPID DOG!
YOU MAKE ME LOOK BAD!
OOGA-BOOGA-BOOGA!
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AH...EVERYTHING LINED UP.
I THINK SO.
HUH?
I'M GONNA MAKE A SATELLITE FALL, YOU FOOL.
AH...IT'S DONE!
LOOK!
I INVENT EXTRA TOE!
I CAN MAKE YOU DIFFERENT!
OOH!
NO!
HA HA HA!
OOH!
I DON'T THINK SO. I FIX.
NO!
I DON'T THINK SO.
SUPPOSED TO BE BUFFALO.
DON'T KNOW HOW,
BUT I GO BACK AND WORK ON PROBLEM.
SHOULD BE BUFFALO.
FLY? I DON'T THINK SO.
[BUZZING]
AAH!
Man: OH, SNAP. GENERAL?
SATELLITE COMING DOWN.
General: WHAT? ANOTHER ONE?
YES, SIR. BUT AT LEAST THIS ONE'S NOT HEADED FOR ATLANTA.
WHERE IS IT COMING DOWN?
NOWHERE, KANSAS.
GOOD. NO ONE LIVES IN NOWHERE.
NO ONE, NOHOW.
LOOK, NOBODY CAN KNOW ABOUT THIS.
HUSH HUSH, PRIORITY...
OR IT'S OUR GOLF CARTS.
WE SHOULD GET THE LICENSE PLATE OFF THE SATELLITE
SO IT CAN'T BE TRACED TO US.
GOOD THINKING!
REV UP THE TRUCK!
BY THE WAY...
NICE SOCKS!
ORLON!
RIGHT!
[HAIR DRYER BLOWING]
[CHANGING CHANNELS]
[BUZZING]
ARF! ARF!
[GIBBERISH]
OOH!
EECH! FLY! I HATE FLIES!
GET OFF MY NOSE!
[GRUNTING]
STUBBORN, EH?
WELL, I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU!
OH!
NO FLY GETS AWAY FROM MY TRUSTY SWATTER!
EUSTACE, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?
WHY'D YOU PUT YOUR FACE THERE?
UGH! DISGUSTING FLY. CAN'T STAND THEM!
HA HA HA!
I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M DOING THIS, BUT I LIKE IT.
SEE HOW THIS FIXES YOU!
[GASP]
OH! WICKED... ARGH!
OH!
[COUGH COUGH]
YOU H LOST YOUR MIND!
BIG DEAL!
HA! I GOT YOU THIS TIME!
AAH!
MURIEL, YOUR FACE KEEPS GETTIN' IN THE WAY!
OH!
YOU RUINED MY GOOD FLYPAPER!
EUSTACE, PUT MY FACE BACK WHERE IT BELONGS,
OR IT'S COLD CUTS FOR DINNER!
[GRUNTING]
OH, YOU ARE CHEEKY!
OH...WICKED!
OOH!
AHH!
OW!
WHAT DID I DO?
EUSTACE, WHAT A LOVELY SCULPTURE OF COURAGE!
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE TALENTED!
WHAT?
[ELECTRICAL CRACKLING]
HA HA! I FINALLY GOTCHA!
OH...
NO!
SMASH THE FLY!
HA HA HA!
[BUZZING]
HA HA HA!
OW!
[SNAP]
I GOT MY...
HA HA HA!
DISGUSTING FLY!
THAT DARN BUZZING...
[BUZZING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[PANTING]
Man: GENERAL, SATELLITE COMING DOWN.
HUH?
General: WHERE IS IT COMING DOWN?
ACCORDING TO CALCULATIONS,
THE SATELLITE IS GOING TO FALL ON THAT HOUSE OVER THERE.
OH, NO!
I THOUGHT YOU SAID NO ONE LIVES THERE!
YOU SAID THAT.
YOU WANT ME TO TAKE BACK
WHAT I SAID ABOUT YOUR SOCKS?
NO, SIR.
WELL, THEN.
I'LL EVACUATE THE HOUSE.
NO, YOU WON'T.
THEN PEOPLE WILL KNOW ABOUT THE SATELLITE.
[GASP]
WHO LIVES THERE?
AN OLD MAN, HIS WIFE, AND A DOG.
WHO'S GONNA MISS THEM?
[BABBLING]
WHEN'S THE THING GOING TO HIT?
UH, 5 MINUTES, GIVE OR TAKE.
SO, THERE'S NO WAY TO SAVE THIS THING?
NOPE, NOT UNLESS YOU'RE TINY...
AND COULD FLY...
AND YOU WERE INSIDE THE THING
AND COULD CHANGE ITS COURSE.
BUT THAT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!
NOT LIKELY.
ORLON, HUH?
YES, SIR.
HMM.
WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I DO?
OOH!
[HUMMING]
OH, WHAT A FRIENDLY LITTLE FLY!
LET ME GIVE YOU SOME SUGAR.
[GASP]
AAH!
[SCREAMING]
HA HA HA!
[TAP DANCING]
[BURP]
HUH.
[RUMBLING]
OOH!
OH, MY!
[BRAKES SQUEAL]
Eustace: WHAT'S THIS?
OOH!
COURAGE? COURAGE, IS THAT YOU?
[BABBLING]
OH, LOOK, EUSTACE!
IT'S COURAGE! HE'S A FLY.
STUPID DOG-FLY!
OHH!
WHAT HAPPENED?
HA HA HA! I MAKE YOU DIFFERENT!
HA HA HA!
MOO!
HA! IT WORKED! I TOLD YOU, YOU FOOLS!
MOO!
I THINK SO! HA HA HA!
OK, WHERE'S MY SWATTER?
BUT HOW CAN YOU THINK ABOUT SWATTING COURAGE
AT A TIME LIKE THIS?
THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN A FLY IS A DOG-FLY.
WHERE'S MY SWATTER?
THAT SATELLITE ALMOST HIT THE HOUSE.
AH, IT DIDN'T EVEN COME CLOSE.
[CRASH]
OH, MY!
AAH!
Eustace: STUPID DOG-FLY!
COURAGE, DO YOU THINK THERE'S A WAY
TO GET EUSTACE BACK DOWN TO EARTH ANYTIME SOON?
I DON'T THINK SO, YOU FOOL!
HA HA HA!
SECOND PLACE. SECOND PLACE.
I'M QUITE TIRED OF SECOND PLACE.
SECOND PLACE IS NO PLACE, AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED.
THIS YEAR I WILL WIN THE NOWHERE SWEET STUFF CONTEST.
FIRST PRIZE WILL BE MINE!
HA HA HA!
YES, YES.
WITH MY MUTANT JAM,
I SHALL FINALLY DEFEAT...
HER!
MMM...HEAVENLY!
AH, COURAGE.
YOU DID A BEAUTIFUL JOB WITH THE APPLES.
MM-HMM!
THE CARAMEL'S JUST ABOUT READY FOR DIPPING.
I'M SURE WE'RE GOING TO WIN
THE NOWHERE SWEET STUFF CONTEST.
FIRST PRIZE, LIKE ALWAYS.
HA HA HA!
HUH?
AAH!
STUPID WATER!
MMM! MMM!
HA HA HA!
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
COURAGE, COULD YOU GET THAT WHILE I START CLEANING UP?
AAH!
[GASP]
NOW, COURAGE. THAT'S NOT VERY POLITE.
SHUTTING THE DOOR ON A GUEST!
AAH!
YOU!
[GROWLING]
SEE, YOU'VE GOTTEN IT MAD!
[GROWLING]
OH, MY!
OH, NO!
HI-YA!
OH, OH!
OW! OOH! OW!
AAH!
COURAGE! HELP! HELP!
[GRUMBLING]
[CRASH]
I HOPE THAT'S THE SOUND
OF A DINNER GETTING MADE IN THERE.
COURAGE! HELP!
AAH!
HEY, I DON'T HEAR ANY DINNER GETTING COOKED.
MURIEL! I'M HUNGRY!
WHAT'S...HUH?
AAH!
WELCOME TO KATZ KANDY. I'M KATZ.
HA HA HA.
MMM! MMM! MMM!
MOO!
OHH!
SO GOOD OF YOU TO COME.
I HOPE YOU FOUND MY JAM...TASTY.
HA HA HA.
WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH US?
YOU SEE, DEAR LADY AND DOG,
IT'S BEEN MY MISFORTUNE TO PLACE SECOND
YEAR AFTER YEAR IN THE NOWHERE SWEET STUFF CONTEST.
SAD, ISN'T IT?
IF IT'S THE SECRET INGREDIENT
IN MY CARAMEL-COATED APPLES YOU'RE WANTING,
YOU'RE OUT OF LUCK!
YES, WELL...
WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.
OHH...
FEEL A LITTLE... STRUNG OUT?
HA HA HA!
DO YOU EXPECT ME TO TELL YOU MY SECRET INGREDIENT?
IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE WANTING?
YES...AND IF YOU DON'T, I'M AFRAID I'LL PULL THIS,
AND THAT WILL PULL YOU.
HUH?
[PANTING]
[SNIFFING]
MMM!
TALK, OR GET TAFFIED!
[RINGING BELL]
WHERE'S MY DINNER?
HEY, THAT'S MURIEL'S BOOT!
BUT IT LOOKS GOOD ON YOU!
GO ON, COURAGE, YOU GOT HIM!
GET AWAY FROM ME!
HA HA HA!
KEEP IT UP, COURAGE! YOU CAN DO IT!
MY DEAR BOY, THIS HAS BECOME TOO EASY.
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE SPOT OF SPORT
BEFORE YOU GO BYE-BYE?
[GROWLING]
[WHIMPERING]
EYES BOTHERING YOU, DEAR BOY?
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE READY TO BLINK.
BLINK. BLINK. BLINK.
AAH!
BLINK. BLINK.
AAH!
BLINK.
AAH!
OOGA-BOOGA-BOOGA!
EWW!
[HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM]
Eustace: STUPID DOG! I'M HUNGRY!
Katz: I'M AFRAID YOU LOSE.
BUT--BUT--BUT--BUT--
AAH!
GOOD-BYE!
OUCH!
NOW, AREN'T YOU SWEET?
MURIEL!
WHATCHA DOING NOT MAKING ME DINNER?
AND WHATCHA WALKING AROUND WITHOUT YOUR BOOT FOR?
FIRST OF ALL, I'M NOT WALKING.
I'M HANGING OVER A VAT OF TAFFY
AND ABOUT TO GET PULLED.
AND SECOND...
GET ME DOWN!
THE THINGS A GUY DOES TO GET DINNER...
DIDN'T USED TO BE THIS WAY.
NO SIREE!
TIME WAS A GUY COULD GET HIS DINNER.
[GRUMBLING]
Katz: LEAVING SO SOON?
WON'T YOU STAY FOR DESERT?
MURIEL, I'LL SAVE YOU!
TELL ME YOUR SECRET INGREDIENT OR YOUR HUSBAND IS TAFFY!
NO! NO!
PHEW!
COURAGE, YOU'RE SUCH A BRAVE CANDY BALL, YOU ARE!
YOU SAVED THE DAY!
YEAH, YEAH. BLAH BLAH BLAH.
WHERE'S MY DINNER?
WHAT IS THE SECRET INGREDIENT?
IF YOU MUST KNOW, IT'S VINEGAR.
I USE IT IN ALL MY RECIPES.
VINEGAR? VINEGAR? IT'S VINEGAR!
P.A.: FIRST PRIZE IN THE NOWHERE SWEET STUFF CONTEST GOES TO...
MURIEL BAGG...
FOR THE 43rd YEAR IN A ROW!
SAD, ISN'T IT?
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CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--
Eustace: STUPID DOG!