WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM
TO BRING YOU COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG SHOW
STARRING COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG!
ABANDONED AS A PUP,
HE WAS FOUND BY MURIEL,
WHO LIVES IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
WITH HER HUSBAND EUSTACE BAG.
GRR!
BUT CREEPY STUFF HAPPENS IN NOWHERE.
IT'S UP TO COURAGE TO SAVE HIS NEW HOME!
STUPID DOG! YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD!
AAH!
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
[HUMMING]
AHOY THERE, MATIES.
YOU TIRED OF DOING THE SAME OLD CHORES AROUND THE HOUSE?
EUSTACE, HE'S TALKING TO ME.
WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?
THEN JOIN ME ON A SEAFARING ADVENTURE.
I PROMISE NEVER A DULL MOMENT,
AND THERE'S ALWAYS A CATCH.
NOW THAT SOUNDS EXCITING.
HUH?
AND THE TRIP IS FREE FOR THE FIRST 3 PASSENGERS.
WE'LL TAKE IT.
AYE, LUBBERS, I'M SHARKY, YOUR CAPTAIN.
GOOD TO HAVE YOU ABOARD.
[CHUCKLES] LUBBERS!
AYE, I CAN SMELL THOSE FISH JUST BEGGING FOR ME, MATE.
TIME TO SHIP OUT!
SHIP OUT. THRILLING! AND THE WAY HE SAYS "AYE,"
THAT JUST TICKLES ME.
[IMITATES CAPTAIN] AYE!
I CAN'T WAIT TO LAND ME A BIG ONE.
HOW ABOUT YOU, EUSTACE?
[SNORING]
AYE, ME MATIES,
THE WIND'S RIGHT, THE SALT IS CALLING...
AND THE PARTY'S OVER.
WHAT?
EH?
[GROWLS]
OOH!
OK, LUBBERS, HERE'S HOW IT SHAKES OUT.
YOU'RE ME CREW.
YOU, BALDY...
HUH?
YOU'RE ME ENGINEER.
HEY, THIS AIN'T WHAT WE SIGNED UP FOR.
I WANT ME MONEY BACK.
YOU DIDN'T SPEND ANY MONEY.
TRIP'S FREE.
OH, RIGHT. WELL...
WHERE'S THE CATCH YOU PROMISED?
AYE, THE CATCH IS YOU'RE EITHER WORKING AS ME CREW
OR I'LL BE USING YOU AS AN ANCHOR.
[MUTTERING]
AND YOU, YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF MAKING THE GRUB.
HOW EXCITING. I'M MAKING THE GRUB.
[GUTTURAL TONE] GRUB.
I LOVE SAYING GRUB.
GRUB, GRUB, GRUB.
AND YOU, YOU JELLYFISH,
GET READY TO GROW SOME TEETH.
SHAPE UP REAL QUICK BECAUSE YOU'RE ME FIRST MATE!
GOT THAT?
[GROWL]
GRR!
[GROWLING]
YOU GOT THAT?
MM-HMM, MM-HMM, MM-HMM.
YOU CLIMB UP THERE AND WATCH FOR THE BEND IN THE RIVER.
HE'S SO AUTHENTIC. IT'S ALL SO AUTHENTIC.
JUST LIKE ON THE TELLY.
WHAT ARE WE FISHING FOR,
IF YOU DON'T MIND ME ASKING?
BIG CATCH. HEH HEH HEH!
AAH!
OW!
HA HA HA HA!
[UNINTELLIGIBLE]
[MUTTERING]
OH!
AAH!
HA HA HA HA!
SALTY. NOW WE'RE READY FOR THE BIG CATCH.
WELCOME TO EVIL RIVER.
OH, SO BRILLIANT.
YOU CAN'T CATCH WHAT WE'RE GONNA CATCH WITHOUT BEING BRAVE.
AYE, THE SEA CAN TURN BOYS INTO MEN
AND MEN INTO SALTY MEN.
[GROWLS]
OH-HOO, OH-HOO HOO OH-HOO HOO, OH-HOO HOO.
NOW YOU'RE READY TO CATCH CARMEN.
EEK!
[SPLASH]
OOOH!
HOLD ON TIGHT.
WHAT, YOU THINK I'M CRAZY?
HELP ME FIRST MATE HOLD ON TO THE LINE.
AAH!
THIS IS SO AUTHENTIC.
EEK!
OH!
AAH!
THAT WAS SO THRILLING.
GETTING DRAGGED UNDER WATER AND THROWN ONTO THE DECK,
LIKE A FRESH-CAUGHT FLOUNDER.
I'M GOING TO THE GALLEY TO WHIP UP SOME BRINE MUFFINS.
[ENGINE WON'T TURN OVER]
Sharky: THE ENGINE'S GONE.
IT'S DO OR DIE NOW, MATIES.
WE HAVE TO GET THAT SERPENT BEFORE SHE GETS US.
WHAT, WE BE OUT OF BAIT?
WE NEED TO CHANGE THE STRATEGY.
USE A LURE, SOMETHING BIG AND ROUND...
AND CHEWY.
MR. SHARKY CAPTAIN, SIR,
DO WE HAVE SOME MORE BRINE FOR MY MUFFIN?
BIG AND ROUND AND CHEWY.
THAT'S HOW I ALWAYS MAKE MY MUFFINS.
[WHINING]
HEY, DON'T BE LOOKING AT MY WIFE LIKE SHE WAS BAIT.
I'LL SPLIT ME BOOTY WITH YOU.
I'M GETTING A FORTUNE TO BRING IN CARMEN.
SO THIS BAIT THING, IT'S SAFE, RIGHT?
AYE.
[WHIMPERING]
DRAG ME SCURVY FORMER FIRST MATE UP THERE
AND TIE HIM UP SO HE WON'T GET IN THE WAY.
[WHINES]
NOW CARMEN LIKES OPERA, SHE DOES,
SO PLAY HER THESE TUNES, AND IT WILL ATTRACT HER.
OPERA! ADVENTURE! THRILLING!
WHEN THE CREATURE GETS CLOSE ENOUGH,
GRAB IT WITH THESE GIANT SERPENT TONGS.
OH, HEE HEE HEE!
YOU'RE SURE IT'S SAFE NOW?
SOLID AS THE SEA IS WET.
Muriel: THIS IS SO EXCITING,
COMING FACE TO FACE WITH CREATURES OF THE BRINY DEEP,
SWIMMING...
HA HA HA HA!
ARGH!
[OPERA PLAYING]
AAH!
OW!
HA HA HA HA!
I AIN'T LEAVING THESE WATERS WITH AN EMPTY NET.
I'M GOING IN AFTER CARMEN MESELF.
[OPERA PLAYING]
[MONKEYS SCREECH]
[OPERA PLAYING]
STAY BACK.
STAY BACK!
AAH!
[OPERA PLAYING]
[SINGING]
CARMEN IS NOT SUCH A BAD GIRL AFTER ALL.
SHE JUST WANTED AN AUDIENCE FOR HER BEAUTIFUL VOICE.
WHAT AN ADVENTURE!
AAH!
OH, CAPTAIN! YOU SALTY SAILOR YOU.
[GROWLS]
OH!
OOH!
PATHETIC PIECE OF PLANKTON.
[MOANS]
THAT WAS THE MOST THRILLING ADVENTURE OF MY LIFE.
IT WAS ALL SO AUTHENTIC.
I JUST HOPE EUSTACE GETS HOME OK...
WHEREVER HE IS.
STUPID, DUMB MONKEYS.
Muriel: YOU ONCE WERE SO PRETTY AND SMELLED SO SWEET.
[GRUNTS]
AND NOW LOOK AT YOU.
I TOOK A BATH LAST TUESDAY.
I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU, EUSTACE.
COURAGE, DO YOUR STUFF.
MM-HMM.
COURAGE.
COURAGE, YOU CAN STOP NOW.
OR MAYBE YOU CAN'T.
OH!
DID YOU FIND SOMETHING?
WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE THAT CAME FROM?
Man: HEY, GUYS, CHECK OUT THE BONE.
GRAND! GRAND!
MY POSIES!
Muriel: OH, MY!
Computer: MIGHTY HEAVY THIS SCULPTURE.
I DETEST MODERN ART.
ALL RIGHT, HERE'S WHAT YOU WANT TO KNOW.
IT'S FROM A VERY RARE, VERY EXTINCT,
VERY HUGE KANGAROO MONSTER.
AAH!
Computer: A SOCIAL, OUTGOING CREATURE
THAT LOVED TO CRUSH ANYTHING THAT MOVED...
TO A PULPY PANCAKE.
HA HA HA HA!
BUT THAT WAS THEN...
THIS IS NOW.
THEY'RE ALL EXTINCT.
WHEW!
Computer: AND THE BONES ARE VERY, VERY VALUABLE.
$10,000 GOING ONCE.
$10,000 GOING TWICE.
$10,000 GOING--
$10,000.50.
$10,000.50 GOING ONCE.
TWICE.
SOLD TO THE UGLY RICH GUY.
OK, BIDDING FOR THIS BABY STARTS AT 8,
NO, 10. N-NO, $50,000.
WHAT DID ONE SUBATOMIC PARTICLE SAY TO THE OTHER SUBATOMIC PARTICLE?
I DON'T KNOW THAT ONE.
WHAT DID ONE SUBATOMIC PARTICLE SAY
TO THE OTHER SUBATOMIC PARTICLE?
[WHISPERING]
OH, YOU ARE A SICKIE.
OOOH.
ARF ARF ARF!
ARF ARF ARF...
Eustace: STUPID, BONE-STEALING DOG.
GIVE THAT BACK!
AAH!
OW!
OOH! OOH! OOH!
OOH.
[INDIAN ACCENT] TSK, TSK, TSK. OH, NO. THIS NOT GOOD.
YOU NEED A DISK TRANSPLANT.
YES, A DISK TRANSPLANT.
OH, MY! THAT SOUNDS SERIOUS.
SOUNDS EXPENSIVE!
VERY SERIOUS.
IT'S HARD TO FIND BONE THAT'S JUST THE RIGHT SIZE AND SHAPE,
BUT YOU HAVE TO.
OTHERWISE, THERE ARE TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE COMPLICATIONS.
COMPLICATIONS.
ARF ARF ARF.
THAT'LL DO.
THIS IS A VERY DELICATE PROCEDURE.
VERY DELICATE.
ONLY THE MOST ADVANCED METHODS CAN BE EMPLOYED.
IT REQUIRES GREAT CARE, KEEN AWARENESS,
AND A PRACTICED, STEADY HAND.
AAH!
[BONES CRACKING]
Eustace: AAH!
[EUSTACE MOANING]
ME BACK, ME ACHING BACK.
YEEOW.
DURN DOCTOR DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING.
WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO WALK ON YOUR BACK?
AND CRUSH ME? WALKING ON ME BACK.
TRYING TO DESTROY ME.
OOOH.
AHH.
OOH! OOH!
OOH!
AAH!
COURAGE, CAN YOU GO SEE IF EUSTACE IS OK?
OOOH.
GRR!
IS EVERYTHING OK, COURAGE?
AAH!
COURAGE! HELP!
HA HA HA HA!
WELL, THAT'S ONE SKYSCRAPER THAT WON'T BE SCRAPING NO SKIES.
Muriel: HELP!
HE-E-ELP!
Announcer: AND IF YOU WANT HELP,
TRY NEW DILLY DROPS
FOR THAT ACHING, ITCHY FEELING.
WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I DO?!
Computer: THE KANGAROO MONSTER IS NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO DEFEAT.
HEY, NO SO HARD.
I DIDN'T DIG UP THE BONE.
...IS ANOTHER KANGAROO MONSTER.
PLEASE DEPOSIT 25 CENTS FOR THE NEXT 5 MINUTES
OR YOUR CALL WILL BE INTERRUPTED.
HEY!
SOME PEOPLE CAN'T TAKE A JOKE.
WELL, A PIECE OF THE BONE DID CHIP OFF
DURING THE VERY CAREFUL PROCEDURE ON YOUR FARMER.
I WAS USING IT AS A JEWELRY ITEM.
I COULD INSERT IT INTO YOUR BACK,
BUT I'VE NEVER DONE A PROCEDURE ON A DOG BEFORE.
THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT COULD HAPPEN.
NO TELLING AT ALL.
EUSTACE, YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS.
IT'S JUST NOT NEIGHBORLY.
GOOD. GOOD RECOVERY.
OOH.
SAY, IS THAT THE TAJ MAHAL?
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE THE TAJ MAHAL.
TRAVELING IS SO MUCH FUN.
[BUILDINGS CRUMBLING]
OH, MY, I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN A PICTURE.
STILL BREATHING. GOOD SIGN.
[LOUD RUMBLING]
AAH!
PARIS IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL CITY.
AAH!
Courage: PUT MURIEL DOWN!
MAKE ME!
OH, MY.
OW!
AMERICAN SWINE.
[BURPS]
HEE HEE HEE.
WHAT'S--HUH?
MM-HMM.
OW!
WICKED, STUPID DOG.
MURIEL, I'LL SAVE YOU!
GRR!
[BEEPING]
HUH?
THIS LANDMARK IS NOT ZONED
FOR THE OCCUPANCY BY 2 KANGAROO MONSTERS.
ONLY ONE ALLOWED.
[WHIMPERS]
HA HA HA.
HUH?
EH?
WHAT'S--
YUMMY.
OH, NO!
AAH!
HA HA HA HA!
[LOUD RUMBLING]
AAH!
OH.
OH, COURAGE, SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
THE REMOVAL OF THE KANGAROO MONSTER BONE
WAS A SUCCESS.
YOU MIGHT FEEL A LITTLE SORE,
BUT THERE SHOULD BE NO SIDE EFFECTS.
NO SIDE EFFECTS AT ALL.
YAY!
A-OOGA!
VERY FUNNY. VERY GOOD.
[GIGGLING]
FOR HIS GENIUS IN THE APPRECIATION OF THE FRENCH PASTRIES,
I PRESENT THE LEGION OF HONOR MEDAL
TO THE GENIUS MONSTER KANGAROO.
[APPLAUSE]
WHO CARES? FREE FOOD.
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
Eustace: STUPID DOG!
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