WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU
COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG SHOW,
STARRING COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG.
ABANDONED AS A PUP, HE WAS FOUND BY MURIEL
WHO LIVES IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
WITH HER HUSBAND EUSTACE BAGG.
Eustace: YAH!
BUT CREEPY STUFF HAPPENS IN NOWHERE.
IT'S UP TO COURAGE TO SAVE HIS NEW HOME.
STUPID DOG!
YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD.
BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
[SNIFFLING]
AHCHOO!
[SIGHS]
[GROANS]
POOR EUSTACE.
YOU'RE BURNING UP.
COURAGE, PASS ME MY SPECIAL REMEDY.
MM-HMM.
NOW, EUSTACE,
JUST TRY A BITE OF THIS SPECIAL GELATIN.
SEE IT JIGGLE?
HA HA HA!
JUST ONE BITE.
I DON'T EAT--
AH-AHH-CHOO!
WELL, I SUPPOSE.
AAH! OH!
WHAT'S IN THERE, ANYWAY?
OH, JUST A WEE DROP OF VINEGAR.
OH, COURAGE, WHAT CAN I DO?
I'VE TRIED EVERY REMEDY I CAN THINK OF EXCEPT--
WHAT WAS IT?
OH, YES. ARTICHOKE SYRUP SOUP.
HOW DOES THAT SOUND, EUSTACE?
ANYTHING BUT THESE LEECHES.
LET'S SEE.
I KNOW THAT ARTICHOKE SYRUP SOUP RECIPE
IS AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
ANY LUCK, COURAGE?
UH-UH.
HMM.
NOW, THIS LOOKS PROMISING.
LET'S SEE. AARDVARK SYRUP SOUP,
ARMAGEDDON SYRUP SOUP,
ARTICHOKE SYRUP SOUP.
THERE IT IS.
OH!
OH, COURAGE, WHERE ON EARTH
ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FIND THAT RECIPE NOW?
HMM.
Computer: OHHH, I SEE YOU'VE BROUGHT YOUR MOMMY.
OH, SO MANY PRETTY BUTTONS.
WHAT DOES THIS ONE DO?
EEK!
[GASPS]
OH, MY!
OH, HO, HO.
I COULD USE A CUP OF TEA.
Computer: HA HA.
HEY...PUSH THAT BUTTON AGAIN!
RECIPE FOR ARTICHOKE SYRUP SOUP.
HOW BORING.
DOWNLOADING TIME: 43 HOURS.
OH.
[BEEPING]
Computer: VIRUS ALERT!
OH, BLAST.
SOMEBODY... WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHO ARE YOU? WHAT DO YOU WANT?
[BEEP]
OH!
AHH.
HEE HEE HEE!
HA HA HA!
WHOA, HO HO.
I'D BETTER GO CHECK IF COURAGE HAS FOUND THAT RECIPE YET.
Muriel: COURAGE, ANY LUCK YET?
COURAGE?
Computer: PUSH BUTTON.
BUTTON X.
WELL, THAT DOES SEEM PRETTY SIMPLE.
OOH!
[WHIMPERING]
AAH!
[GASPS]
Courage: NOOOOO!
Computer: HELP.
WHAT DO I DO?
SCANNER.
[SIGHS]
Courage: WHOA!
AAH!
HA HA HA!
[GASPS]
HA HA HA!
Muriel: COURAGE?
COURAGE, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
OH!
[GASPS]
AAH!
Muriel: COURAGE?
MURIEL?
MURIEL!
[WHIMPERS]
Muriel: COURAGE, IS THAT YOU?
SAVE ME!
AAH!
I MUST HAVE HIT THE WRONG BUTTON AGAIN.
[LAUGHTER]
HA HA HA!
EEK!
HA HA HA!
AH-AH-CHOO!
OH!
[MURIEL SCREAMS]
[GASPS]
[WHINES]
HUR? HUH?
Muriel: COURAGE, HELP!
[CLANGING]
HUH?
AAH!
PHEW.
[HISSING]
[ROAR]
AAH!
[MOANS]
Voice: AH-CHOO.
[COUGHING]
OH.
Muriel: BLESS YOU.
AAH!
I'M SICK,
AND NOW I GOT TO DEAL WITH YOU.
OK, BUSTER, YOU ASKED FOR IT.
[BELL RINGS]
AAH!
[COURAGE YELPING]
SAY GOOD-BYE TO YOUR MOTHER, DOG,
'CAUSE SHE'S MY MOTHERBOARD NOW.
OK, BOYS, GO GET HIM.
[COURAGE BABBLING]
[COURAGE HUMMING]
GO ON, COURAGE. YOU CAN DO IT.
OH, SO YOU WANT TO PLAY ROUGH, HUH?
HA HA!
[COUGHS]
WILL?
[MOANING]
NOW IS THAT ANY WAY TO TREAT YOUR HARDWARE?
[COUGHING]
OH, THIS DOG IS A TERRIBLE PERSON.
AHCHOO!
THAT WOMAN IS NOT LEAVING UNTIL I GET BETTER,
AND THAT'S THAT.
AHCHOO!
POOR THING.
HAVE YOU TRIED ARTICHOKE SYRUP SOUP?
YES, I DID, AND IT DIDN'T WORK.
ARTICHOKE SYRUP SOUP DIDN'T WORK?
HAVE YOU TRIED ANYTHING ELSE?
WHAT ELSE IS THERE?
[BARKING]
OH! OH! OH! OH!
BRILLIANT IDEA, COURAGE.
WE COULD TRY ME SPECIAL GELATIN.
I'LL TRY ANYTHING,
AS LONG AS IT'S NOT LEECHES.
[TELEPHONE RINGING]
[MUMBLING]
HELLO?
NOW WHAT THE--
STUPID TELEMARKETERS.
YAH!
[GRUMBLING]
IS IT FOR US?
TELL THEM WE'RE BUSY.
AHH?
AHH. AHH.
IS IT ORGANIC?
JUST SHUT UP AND EAT.
WELL, WHAT'S IN IT, ANYWAY?
WHY, ONLY A BIT OF VINEGAR, OF COURSE.
VINEGAR?
WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?
I LOVE VINEGAR.
AHH.
HEY, I CAN BREATHE AGAIN.
HOT DIGGITY!
HA HA HA!
MMM. THIS ARTICHOKE SYRUP SOUP REALLY DOES THE TRICK,
AND IT AIN'T HALF BAD, NEITHER.
IT WORKS EVERY TIME.
IT'S THE VINEGAR.
YAH!
[COMPUTER CLEARS THROAT]
AH, WELL,
IT JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU,
EVEN TWITS CAN HAVE GOOD IDEAS...
SOMETIMES.
HA HA HA!
Muriel: ISN'T OUR NORWEGIAN HOLIDAY
OFF TO AN EXCITING START, COURAGE?
ACCORDING TO THE GUIDEBOOK,
SOME OF NORWAY'S MOST BEAUTIFUL BIRDS
COME TO FEED AT THIS VERY SPOT.
OOH!
LOOK!
ACCORDING TO THE BOOK,
WE'RE LOOKING AT THE NORWEGIAN BLUE.
IN OLDEN TIMES,
THEY BELIEVED THIS BIRD SOARED WITH THE VALKYRIES--
FIERCE WARRIORS WHO WORE HELMETS JUST LIKE OURS.
IT'S FEEDING.
DUH.
[GUNSHOTS ON TELEVISION]
[SPEAKING NORWEGIAN]
OK, OK, BOY COW.
IDIOT TV.
TALK NORMAL!
MURIEL, TV'S BROKEN!
SHH.
THIS PLACE STINKS.
AND THIS HAT STINKS, TOO.
DUH.
HEY.
I'M GONNA...
HUH?
DUH.
HEY!
NOTHING HERE ABOUT THIS.
WHAT'S--HUH?
YAH! OOH! AAH!
AAH!
OOH! OH!
UNH! OOH!
I SUPPOSE THAT'S WHAT YOU GET
FOR SCARING THE NORWEGIAN BLUE.
Women: ♪ YO-TO-HO
UH?
Women: ♪ YO-TO-HO
♪ YO-TO-HO
Norwegian blue: WHERE DID HE GO?
♪ YO-TO-HO, ERDA
♪ YO-TO-HO, FRIDA
♪ YO-TO-HO, SIEGRUNE ♪
♪ YO-TO-HO
♪ MY VALKYRIE SISTERS ♪
♪ DID YOU FIND OUR SISTER BRUNNHILDA? ♪
♪ I COULD NOT SPY OUR SISTER ♪
♪ DID YOU?
♪ I COULD NOT FIND OUR SISTER, HO-HO ♪
♪ OUR SISTER, OUR LEADER, IS LOST, ALAS ♪
♪ WHAT SHALL WE DO?
[HUMMING RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES]
LADIES.
LADIES!
TRUCKY AND I ARE TRYING TO SLEEP.
[TRUCK HONKS]
[HUMMING]
♪ ALACK, WHAT BE THIS? ♪
♪ WHAT BE THIS THAT I SEE? ♪
HUH?
♪ THE HELMET OF OUR SISTER ♪
♪ WHEREFORE YOU HAVE FOUND HER? ♪
♪ OH, HE WANTS TO TELL WHERE OUR SISTER WILL BE ♪
♪ OH, IT WANT TO TELL WHERE OUR SISTER WILL BE ♪
OH, HO HO HO! NO.
HUH?
♪ WAIT
♪ WHILE MOVING THROUGH THE CLOUDS ♪
♪ MY SILVER STEED DID... ♪
♪ I THOUGHT I DID SPY... ♪
♪ FLYING FROM THE GLADE BELOW ♪
♪ THE GLADE BELOW, THE GLADE BELOW ♪
♪ AND TO THAT GLADE
♪ TO SAVE OUR SISTER I SHALL GO ♪
[EUSTACE GRUMBLING]
LOUSY, STINKING FJORD.
Woman: ♪ YO-TO-HO
WHAT?
[HOOFBEATS]
WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?
[POUNDING ON DOOR]
COULD YOU GET THAT, COURAGE? I CAN'T LEAVE MY SOUP.
[POUNDING]
♪ YO-TO-HO
[PUNCHING, COURAGE YELPING]
♪ BRUNNHILDA, DEAR SISTER ♪
♪ PRAISE THE GODS, I HAVE FOUND YOU ♪
♪ COME BACK TO YOUR HOME IN THE SKY ♪
HA HA HA!
I THOUGHT THE MEET THE VALKYRIES PAGEANT WAS TOMORROW.
[GASPS]
OH, COURAGE, THIS TOUR PACKAGE
IS PACKED WITH SURPRISES.
AAH!
♪ YO-TO-HO
WHEE!
AAH!
♪ YO-TO-HO
♪ HAIL TO BRUNNHILDA
♪ WE HAVE FOUND YOU
♪ HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ON THE EVE OF OUR BATTLE? ♪
♪ HAIL, HAIL
COULD YOU PASS ME A LITTLE MORE MOOSE, FRIDA?
A LEG IF YOU WOULD.
♪ NOW LET US REST
♪ FOR SOON WE MUST ATTACK ♪
♪ ATTACK THE TROLLS ♪
♪ THE BRUTAL TROLLS
♪ THE EVIL TROLLS
♪ THE VICIOUS TROLLS
♪ SO LET US REST
♪ AND EAT NO MORE
♪ AND THEN TO WAR
OH, THIS IS ALL SO AUTHENTIC.
♪ TO WAR
OH, NO.
[WOLF HOWLS]
♪ TO WAR
OH, COURAGE, ISN'T IT EXCITING?
I GET TO BE IN A MAKE-BELIEVE BATTLE,
AND WE GET THE CUTEST LITTLE TOY WEAPONS.
OH!
AAH!
EEK.
OH, MY.
♪ YO-TO-HO
♪ A SPY
ARGGGGH!
♪ A SPY
♪ A SPY FROM THE TROLLS ♪
PLAY NICE, NOW, COURAGE.
♪ BEAR THIS MESSAGE TO YOUR TROLL KING ♪
♪ SPY
♪ AND THOU WHO SPY, GOOD-BYE ♪
AAH!
[SCREAMING]
[MOANS]
WHO SNEAKS UP ON OUR TROLL COUNCIL?
AAH! UHH!
A SPY FROM THE VALKYRIES.
CRIPPLE THE SPY. CRIPPLE THE SPY.
Women: ♪ YO-TO-HO
YAH! THE VALKYRIES!
[WHIMPERING]
CRUMPLE THE VALKYRIES! CRUMPLE THE VALKYRIES!
CRUMPLE THE TROLLS. CRUMPLE THE TROLLS.
HA HA HA! HOW EXCITING!
WHOOPS.
CRUMPLE THE VALKYRIES!
AAH!
♪ HE HAS STOLEN OUR LEADER
CRUMPLE THE VALKYRIES!
♪ YO-TO-HO
CRUMPLE THE VALKYRIES!
AAH!
[COURAGE PANTING]
Muriel: OOH!
[GRUNTING AND STRUGGLING]
Woman: ♪ PLEASE, TELL NO ONE I LOVE THE TROLL KING ♪
♪ PLEASE TELL NO ONE I LOVE THE VALKYRIE ♪
♪ OUR LOVE THAT DARE NOT SPEAK ITS NAME ♪
ISN'T THAT TOUCHING?
♪ YO-TO-HO
[TROLLS GROWLING]
PLEASE GO ON, YOUNG LOVERS.
♪ SHE'S LARGE, I'M WARTY ♪
♪ HE'S PETITE, I'M HUSKY ♪
[TROLLS GROWLING]
Valkyries: ♪ YO-TO-HO
[GASPS]
[STAMMERING]
♪ HER VALKYRIES HATE THE TROLLS ♪
♪ YET SHE LOVES ME
♪ THE TROLLS HATE THE VALKYRIES ♪
♪ YET I LOVE HE
♪ WHATEVER SHALL WE DO?
♪ WHAT SHALL WE DO?
♪ WHAT DO WE DO, DO, DO, DO, DO? ♪
Valkyries: ♪ YO-TO-HO
[ORGAN PLAYING]
[BABBLING]
♪ I DO
[BABBLING]
♪ I DO
[BABBLING]
♪ LOVE
♪ LOVE WILL CONQUER ALL
OH, COURAGE, DON'T YOU LOVE WEDDINGS?
[SIGHS]
OUR JOY WOULD BE INCREASED
IF YOU'D JOIN US FOR A FEAST.
♪ YO-TO-HO
♪ A FEAST
[SINGING INDISTINCTLY]
♪ ROO ROO ROO ROO
[EUSTACE GROANING]
STUPID BIRD.
HA HA HA!
♪ YO-TO-HO
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
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Eustace: STUPID DOG!