WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU
COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG SHOW,
STARRING COURAGE, THE COWARDLY DOG!
ABANDONED AS A PUP,
HE WAS FOUND BY MURIEL,
WHO LIVES IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
WITH HER HUSBAND, EUSTACE BAGG.
GAAH!
BUT CREEPY STUFF HAPPENS IN NOWHERE.
IT'S UP TO COURAGE TO SAVE HIS NEW HOME.
STUPID DOG!
YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD.
[CRASH]
OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
RIBBIT.
RIBBIT RIBBIT.
HMM. NEED WATER.
FIND NEW POND.
Together: WATER! WATER! WATER! WATER! WATER!
RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT.
[SPLASH]
EH? WHAT'S THAT?
RIBBIT.
EWW! FROG.
HA HA HA!
[SQUEAK]
HA HA HA!
RIBBIT.
OWW!
[MURIEL HUMMING]
RIBBIT.
Muriel: EUSTACE, THE STRANGEST THING.
THERE'S A FROG IN THE TEA.
RIBBIT.
YEAH? WELL, THERE'S A FROG IN ME FOOT WATER.
RIBBIT.
Courage: AAAH!
[YELPING EXCITEDLY]
RIBBIT.
YOU GOT THAT SHINER FROM A FROG?
YOU GIRLIE DOG.
RIBBIT.
HELLO. NOWHERE PEST CONTROL?
ME HOUSE IS GETTING OVERRUN WITH--OOH!
HEY!
OOH!
AAAH!
RIBBIT.
[FANFARE PLAYING]
MUCH WATER HERE.
DIG POND NOW.
Muriel: WHAT?
[SNAP]
HIS MAJESTY BUFFO HAS DECLARED, PROCLAIMED,
AND OFFICIALLY STATED WITH GREAT SUCCINTITUDE, TRASYMMETRY,
AND LACK OF REDUNDANTATION
THAT YOU DIG A POND...NOW.
UH!
YOU CAN'T DIG A POND HERE.
NOT US. YOU! NOW.
Together: DIG POND. DIG POND. DIG POND.
DIG POND. DIG POND. DIG--
SLIMY, STINKING FROGS.
I'M GETTING ME MALLET.
OWW! AH!
OOH!
THAT'S NOT VERY POLITE.
YOU'LL HAVE TO GO...NOW.
AAAH!
DOG, DIG POND NOW.
YOU DIG, DOG?
[WHINING]
Muriel: OH, MY.
POND.
Together: POND! POND! POND! POND! POND! POND! POND! POND!
POND DRY.
YOU, GET WATER.
MAKE ME.
YAA! AAH! OWW!
YOU, GET LILY PADS.
[YELPS]
[FLY BUZZING]
AARGH!
GRR!
GRR.
GOODNESS. WE DON'T HAVE ANY LILY PADS.
GRR!
[YELPS]
AH!
MM-HMM.
RIBBIT RIBBIT.
Together: OOH!
OH!
OH. OWW!
Together: OOH! LILY PADS.
YOU KLUTZ.
LIVE WITH FROGS. HOP LIKE FROGS.
I'M SORRY, BUT HOPPING JUST ISN'T MY THING.
I DON'T DO NO HOPPING.
YAAH!
YIKES!
YOU, HOP.
OOH!
YOW!
SLIMY, STINKING FROGS.
YOU, CROAK LIKE FROGS.
I DON'T DO NO TALKING LIKE SLIMY, STINK--OOH!
RIBBIT.
TIME TO EAT LIKE FROGS.
[FLY BUZZING]
OWW!
I FIND THIS ALL VERY DEMEANING.
RIBBIT.
OH!
[FANFARE PLAYING]
BUFFO NOW DECLARE POND OPEN.
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
OOH!
Together: RIBBIT.
RIBBIT.
A CELEBRATION FEAST, YOUR MAJESTY?
YES. BLUFF!
GET MANY FLIES.
USE DOG.
[WHINING]
UH!
OW!
[WHINING]
[FLIES BUZZING]
[SLURP]
[WHISTLES]
AAH!
GO TELL HIS MAJESTY BUFFO
THAT THE FLY MARINADE
IS EXQUISITE
AND SOON HE SHALL ENJOY
A ROYAL FEAST OF HUMAN LEGS.
[YELPING]
RIBBIT.
OOH.
OH!
HA HA HA!
[FLIES BUZZING]
AAH!
OH, NO.
[YELPING]
[WHISTLING]
Together: APPETIZERS!
WHAT THE--
[FROGS MOANING]
[FROGS SHOUTING]
[SPLASH]
YAY!
OW! OW! OW! AH! OOH! AH!
AH! OOH! EEH! OW! EEYAH!
UH!
OOH, MY.
WHEW.
Buffo: BUFFO ALONE.
BUFFO GO FIND NEW WORSHIPERS.
STUPID DOG.
WHEW.
Muriel: I'M OFF GREEN TEA FOR A SPELL.
PEKOE SUITS ME JUST FINE.
QUIET! I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE GAME.
[CRACK]
Announcer: A HIGH FLY TO CENTER FIELD.
GOING...GOING.
I DON'T THINK ANYONE CAN CATCH THIS FLY.
WAIT!
A TREMENDOUS CATCH
BY CENTER FIELDER BUFFO.
RIBBIT.
[FLY BUZZING]
[SWAT]
OH, LOOK!
[SCREAMING]
OK. WHERE'S THE WORM?
I KEEP TELLING YOU, "ASK FIRST, THEN FRY."
[TUBA PLAYING]
OWW!
OOH!
LOUSY, NOISY HORN-BLOWING DOG!
EGH!
[GROANING]
[BLOWS]
♪
HUH?
♪
Muriel: COURAGE, I'M GLAD TO SEE
YOU FOUND A FRIEND
WHO LIKES YOUR TUBA PLAYING.
HUH?
A SHY ONE, HE IS.
IT'S YOUR FAVORITE--
PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY...
WITH JUST A WEE DASH OF VINEGAR.
UGH!
OH! OH!
HA HA HA!
IT IS A LOVELY CLOUD FORMATION.
LOOKS LIKE MY AUNT GERTRUDE,
BUT WITHOUT THE UGLY MOLE.
DO YOU LIKE THE SANDWICH?
AAH!
OOH, MY!
[WHINING]
OOH!
QUESTIONS FIRST. SHEESH!
YOU SEEN A WORM AROUND HERE?
WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH A WEE WORM?
GONNA TAKE IT CAPTIVE,
BRING IT BACK TO WHERE IT BELONGS.
THAT HARDLY SEEMS NICE.
YAA! HEY, MURIEL.
SHUT THE WINDOW.
SO TELL US WHERE THE WORM IS,
OR FRY!
I MUST SAY,
YOU AREN'T VERY POLITE.
TELL US WHERE THE WORM IS,
OR FRY...
PLEASE.
UH!
♪
YOU'RE GOING TO HURT THE SMALL LITTLE THING.
AAAH!
[ROARING]
YIKE!
AAAH!
OK, WORM.
YOU'RE COMING HOME.
TULIP WANTS YOU BACK.
SO JUST GIVE IT UP, BUCKO.
[ROARING]
[BELCH]
MAYBE EUSTACE WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE TUBA.
[ROARING]
AAH!
OWW!
[PANTING]
Muriel: COURAGE, IT'S ME--MURIEL.
I'M INSIDE THE WORM.
AAAH!
IT REALLY ISN'T SO BAD,
EXCEPT FOR THE GETTING DIGESTED PART.
OK, DOG. LISTEN.
GET US OUT OF HERE!
UH-HUH, UH-HUH.
IT'S EASY. GET US TO TULIP.
THE WORM'S HER PET.
UH-HUH.
SHE'S VERY NICE.
SHE'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO.
UH-HUH, UH-HUH.
JUST GET US ONTO THE SHIP
AND FLY US BACK TO PLANET ECK
IN GALAXY L7X.
UH-HUH, UH-HUH, UH-HUH.
NUH-UH.
COURAGE, YOU'VE GOT TO GET TO THIS TULIP PERSON
IF WE'RE GOING TO GET OUT OF HERE ALIVE.
I'M FEELING WOOZY.
♪
WHEW!
[ROARING]
[TUBA PLAYING ON TAPE]
ARE WE ON THE SHIP?
UH-HUH, UH-HUH, UH-HUH.
OK. DRIVE IT OUT OF HERE!
[PROTESTING]
IT'S EASY.
EVER FLY A TRI-NEUTRONICS SPLIT-VECTOR INTERSTELLAR TRANSPORT
WITH AN ACCELERON SUB-PARTICULATE FIELD GENERATOR?
NUH-UH.
EVER RIDE A BIKE?
UH-HUH.
SAME THING.
[ENGINE SQUEALING]
[PANTING]
AAAH!
OK. LEFT AT SATURN,
TAKE THE NEBULON OFF-RAMP TO INTERSTELLAR 80.
[PANTING]
WHEN YOU SEE THE INTERGALACTIC HOUSE OF SAUSAGE,
COUNT TO 12.
[PANTING]
THINK LOVELY THOUGHTS AND PRESS THE BIG RED BUTTON. GOT IT?
MM-HMM.
BY THE WAY,
THE WORM HAS STARTED THE ACTIVE DIGESTION PHASE.
SO IF YOU DON'T MIND,
MOVE IT!
Muriel: COURAGE, HURRY!
OOH!
UH!
AH!
OH! JUST WHAT IS IT DOING NOW?
TENDERIZING.
Both: AAAH! OOH!
[TUBA MUSIC PLAYING ON TAPE]
OOH!
WHEW!
[PANTING]
Muriel: I MUST SAY,
I DON'T MUCH LIKE BEING QUITE SO TENDER.
[ALL SNEEZING]
OOOH! UGH!
OH!
WHOA!
OOH!
AAH! OOH!
AHH!
Man: MOM AND DAD,
COME ON DOWN
TO THE INTERGALACTIC HOUSE OF SAUSAGE.
FREE BALLOONS FOR THE KIDS.
Courage: 1, 2, 3...
THE LAKE'S LOVELY,
BUT I DON'T HAVE A BATHING SUIT.
10, 11, 12.
Girl: OW!
OH, WORMIE.
I MISSED YOU, YOU RUNAWAY WORM, YOU.
OH!
HELLO, LITTLE PINK DOG.
I'M TULIP.
HAVE YOU SEEN MY TEDDIES?
[YELPING]
NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY WORMIE.
OH, NO!
[YELPING]
THE TEDDIES ARE TOO FAR DOWN TO SQUEEZE OUT.
OH, OH, MY TEDDIES!
OH, NO!
[TULIP CRYING]
[GROANS]
HA HA HEE HEE!
AH...AH...AH...AH-CHOO!
[GAGGING]
AH!
AAH!
OH, COURAGE,
I HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR LUNCH.
I'M GOING TO TAKE A NAP.
AHA!
[GAGGING]
[TULIP CRYING]
WORMIE?
UGH!
Tulip: TEDDIES!
OH, YOU'RE OK,
AND NOW I HAVE TWO MORE PETS.
AAAH!
UH! OH!
OW!
NAUGHTY PETS!
NAUGHTY PETS.
NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY NEW PETS.
AAH!
MURIEL, IT'S GETTING CHILLY.
WILL YOU SHUT THAT DARNED WINDOW ALREADY?
THANKS.
I SURE COULD USE A WEE BIT OF DINNER.
HOW ABOUT A NICE
PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH, COURAGE,
WITH JUST A WEE DASH OF VINEGAR?
[GAGGING]
[VOMITING]
[TUBA MUSIC PLAYING]
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
Eustace: STUPID DOG!
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