COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG SHOW!
STARRING COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG!
ABANDONED AS A PUP, HE WAS FOUND BY MURIEL,
WHO LIVES IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
WITH HER HUSBAND, EUSTACE BAGGE.
GAH!
BUT CREEPY STUFF HAPPENS IN NOWHERE.
IT'S UP TO COURAGE TO SAVE HIS NEW HOME.
STUPID DOG! YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD!
BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA! AAAGGH!
[SIGN SQUEAKING]
Eustace: AH-CHOO!
AH-CHOO!
DURN QUILT DUST.
[BLOWS NOSE LOUDLY]
GIVING ME ALLERGIES.
AH-AH-AH-CHOO!
MURIEL!
[HUMMING] Eustace: AH-CHOO!
[GIGGLES]
[SIGHING HAPPILY]
[STRING TWANGS, STRETCHES]
OW!
AAH!
[CHUCKLES]
I'M WAITING IN THE TRUCK.
AH-CHOO!
[DOOR SLAMS]
OH, MY! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT?
[SIGHING]
MAY I HELP YOU?
YES, THANK YOU. I--
MAY I HELP YOU?
WHY, YES. BUT--
Together: MAY WE HELP YOU?
[SIGHING]
[SCREAMS]
OH! OH, MY!
HELLO! I'M MURIEL.
ELEEZA STITCH.
ELIZA STITCH.
Together: THE STITCH SISTERS.
HOW DO YOU DO?
I WAS WONDERING ABOUT YOUR QUILT CLUB.
Together: YES, OUR QUILT CLUB.
OH, SO MANY DIFFERENT DESIGNS.
DID YOUR QUILT CLUB DO THIS?
THERE'S A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYONE IN IT. YES.
OH, IT'S LOVELY.
I LOVE MY QUILTING, BUT IT'S SUCH A LONELY HOBBY TO DO ALL BY MYSELF.
'TWOULD BE SO NICE TO BELONG.
WE ARE VERY PARTICULAR ABOUT WHO MAY JOIN.
WHY DON'T YOU BRING IN SAMPLES OF YOUR WORK?
[SNIFFING]
[GROWLS]
[GASPS]
[YELPING]
I KNOW JUST THE THING.
SEE THESE OLD SWATCHES?
THEY'RE FROM EUSTACE'S OLD THINGS.
I'VE BEEN MAKING A MEMORY QUILT FOR HIM OUT OF--
WE PREFER TO MAKE NEW MEMORIES HERE.
I SEE.
OH, WELL. I SUPPOSE I COULD TRY QUILTING SOMETHING ELSE.
YES, YOU MUST!
AND WE'LL SEE IF YOU'RE QUILT MATERIAL.
QUILT CLUB MATERIAL.
Together: YES!
[GIGGLING]
[LAUGHING]
[WINDMILL CREAKING]
Eustace: AH-AH-AH-CHOO!
[SNIFFLING]
[WHINING] MURIEL!
STUPID QUILTS! STUPID DUST!
AH-AH-AH-AH-CHOO!
NO, THESE WON'T DO AT ALL.
EEE!
[SPUTTERING]
[WHINES]
Eustace, pitifully: MURIEL...
LET ME SEE. WHAT WOULD IMPRESS THEM?
SOMETHING BRIGHT AND COLORFUL.
I KNOW!
[THUNDER CRASHING, SIGN SQUEAKING]
Eleeza: HMM. Eliza: HMM.
HOW BADLY DO YOU WANT TO BELONG TO THE CLUB?
WELL, I'VE ALWAYS ENJOYED BELONGING TO CLUBS.
AND I'D BE HAPPY TO MAKE TEA FOR EVERYBODY.
[DEEP VOICE] NO.
THIS RAG IS NOT SPECIAL AT ALL.
YOU HAVE TO TRY AGAIN.
[WIND BLOWING, WINDMILL SQUEAKING]
[SLURPING]
PHEW! YECCH! PEE-YEW!
YOU CALL THIS TEA?
MURIEL!
[SEWING MACHINE CHATTERING]
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
[SIGHS]
Stitch Sisters: HOW BADLY DO YOU WANT TO BELONG?
VERY BADLY.
HOW DOES YOUR HUSBAND FEEL ABOUT IT?
YOU MEAN EUSTACE? I GUESS I'LL ASK HIM.
Quilt: NO!
[THUNDER CRASHES]
YOU HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN THAT TRIFLE.
[SIGHS SADLY]
UNH!
MURIEL, THROW OUT ALL THIS JUNK AND MAKE ME SOME--
HUH?!
OH, WHAT THE...
I'M GETTING INTO THAT CLUB! I'M GETTING IN!
UNH!
[MURIEL PANTING]
[CROWD CHEERING, WHISTLE BLOWS]
[WHISTLE BLOWS, RUNNING FOOTSTEPS, GRUNTING]
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
[CHEERS DIE AWAY]
HOW BADLY DO YOU WANT TO BELONG?
UH-HUH, UH-HUH, UH-HUH!
MORE THAN YOU BELONG WITH EUSTACE?
WHO?
Quilt: UH-HUH.
Together: WELCOME TO THE QUILT CLUB.
[CACKLING EVILLY]
AND TONIGHT WILL BE YOUR INITIATION.
[WIND BLOWING, WINDMILL SQUEAKING]
[ANIMAL HOWLING]
[SLURPS]
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
COME IN, COME IN.
BUT WHERE ARE THE OTHER MEMBERS?
MURIEL, DEAR...
[DOOR CLOSES]
FOR YOUR INITIATION...
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS QUILT THIS SYMBOL...
[MARKER SQUEALING ON WALL]
AAH!
INTO THIS FABRIC.
YES! ANYTHING! ANYTHING! RIGHT AWAY!
[KEYBOARD KEYS CLICKING]
[COMPUTER BEEPING]
Computer: THE SYMBOL IS A UNIVERSAL SIGN OF EVERLASTING LIFE
DATING BACK TO PREHISTORIC MAN.
[STITCH SISTERS GIGGLING]
[GASPS]
DESCENDED FROM ABYSSINIA, THROUGH BABYLONIA,
PAST CONSTANTINOPLE, AND ALL THE WAY TO BROADWAY AND 42nd STREET.
[SCREAMS]
HA HA HA HA! JUST JOKING.
HUNH!
Eliza: EXCELLENT.
YOU'RE READY TO JOIN US AT LAST.
OH, GOODY, GOODY!
NOW LET'S ALL SEW YOUR PATCH TO THE QUILT.
Together: AND YOU'LL NEVER BE LONELY AGAIN.
[QUILT GROWLING]
ARE THE OTHER MEMBERS COMING?
YOU'LL BE MEETING THEM ALL VERY SOON.
JUST AS SOON AS WE'VE ADDED YOUR BLOCK TO THE QUILT.
IT'S SO GOOD TO BELONG.
Together: IT'S GOOD TO BELONG.
[LAUGHING]
[SCREAMING]
Courage: NO!
[SPUTTERING]
OH...
FORGET IT, MUTT!
SHE DOESN'T WANT YOU ANYMORE.
IN ANOTHER MINUTE, SHE WON'T REMEMBER YOU...OR ANYTHING.
AND THERE'LL BE NOTHING TO EVER REMIND HER AGAIN.
[CACKLING]
[GASPS]
Muriel: COURAGE, HELP! [LAUGHING]
OOH! AH! OOH! AH! AH! OOH!
AH!
Together: BE, BELIEVE, BELONG! BE, BELIEVE, BELONG!
LEAVE THE CIRCLE NEVER! WEAVE THE QUILT FOREVER!
[QUILT SNARLS]
Others: BE, BELIEVE, BELONG.
BE, BELIEVE, BELONG.
AH.
[BOX CLATTERING]
SHE WON'T BE NEEDING THAT ANYMORE.
LET'S THROW IT AWAY.
[YELLING FIERCELY]
[SNARLING]
[SCREAMING]
HI-YAH!
[SISTERS' SCREAMING CONTINUES]
Both: NO. NO!
EH?
EUSTACE?
EUSTACE.
[SCREAMING]
Quilt: NO.
[CACKLING WILDLY]
[GASPS]
[STRAINING]
[TEARING]
Courage: MURIEL, I'LL SAVE YOU!
COURAGE!
Quilt: NO!
[SCREAMING]
Quilt: NO!
OH, MY, COURAGE!
Quilt: NO!
[SCREAMING]
[WIND BLOWING]
[GASPS]
Muriel: MY VERY OWN QUILT CLUB!
LADIES, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TEA?
MURIEL, I'M ALL OUT OF TISSUES.
[QUILT CLUB SCREAMING]
OH, MY!
[BEGINNING TO SNEEZE]
AH...
Both: NO!
CHOO!
Stitch Sisters: EW!
THEY'VE GOT EVERYTHING AT THIS BAZAAR, COURAGE.
I KNOW I'LL FIND EUSTACE THE PERFECT ANNIVERSARY GIFT.
[EXHALING LOUDLY]
HA HA HA HA!
[CIRCULAR SAW BUZZING, COURAGE MOANING]
[WHINING]
ISN'T THIS GRAND, COURAGE?
I'M SO EXCITED,
I CAN HARDLY FEEL THAT WOOD TICK STUCK ON MY TOE.
[CRACK]
OOH! I TAKE THAT BACK.
IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND, COURAGE...
[CHOMP]
[GIGGLING]
[GASPS]
[MOANING WOOZILY]
THANK YOU, COURAGE.
THAT FEELS MUCH BETTER.
I CAN WALK JUST FINE NOW.
THAT'LL LOOK JUST PERFECT ON HER.
MAN'S GOT TO TAKE GOOD CARE OF HIS TRUCK.
UH-HUH, UH-HUH.
OH, EUSTACE, I FOUND THE PERFECT ANNIVERSARY GIFT.
UH...ME, TOO.
UH, I GOT YOU... A HAT!
IT SUITS YOU!
[WHISTLE]
LOOK, EUSTACE.
OH.
OOH.
OH! OH!
WHY ARE YOU MAKING THEM WEIRD SOUNDS FOR?
SHE SIGHS BECAUSE SHE BURNS TO POSSESS THE BEAUTIFUL AMULET.
MM-HMM.
YOU MAY HAVE THE PRECIOUS TREASURE FOR A MERE $5.00.
$5.00 FOR THAT?! YOU'RE CRAZY!
$5.00.
OK. UH...I'LL GIVE YOU THE DOG.
OOH!
UNH!
STUPID DOG! GET BACK HERE!
[GIGGLES]
AAH!
[SCREAMING]
FINE. TAKE THIS--
THE DEED TO MY OIL WELL.
AN OIL WELL?
YES, THAT IS A PRICE WORTHY OF SO FINE A GIFT.
OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, EUSTACE!
OOH!
[GROANS HAPPILY]
Gypsy: WHAT?!
THIS IS NOT OIL WELL!
THIS IS OIL BILL.
I HAVE BEEN SWINDLED!
SWINDLING MAN AND SWINDLING WIFE,
BEAR THIS CURSE UPON YOUR LIFE.
INSTEAD OF SWINDLING FOR YOUR LOVER,
YOU SHALL SWINDLE ONE ANOTHER.
[GASPS]
[PANTING]
[ENGINE TURNING OVER]
[MOTOR REVS, BRAKES SQUEAL]
[COURAGE SPUTTERING, BANGING ON GLASS]
OH, EUSTACE,
I'M ALL IN A TIZZY ABOUT THE NEW NECKLACE.
[COURAGE MOANING]
I REALLY GOT TO GET THAT EXHAUST PIPE FIXED.
[COURAGE GROANS]
LOOK HOW IT SPARKLES.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
WHAT'S FOR DESSERT?
YOUR FAVORITE-- CREME BRULEE.
OH!
HUH?
COME AND GET IT.
[MUTTERING]
WHAT?!
[GIGGLING]
HEY!
YOU SWINDLED ME OUT OF MY DESSERT!
[GIGGLING]
I'LL PLAY YOU FOR YOUR PIECE.
DOUBLE OR NOTHING.
I ALREADY ATE MINE, LOSER.
[FUMING]
WHY DON'T YOU WASH THAT DESSERT DOWN WITH SOME TEA?
THERE'S A FINE IDEA.
[SIPS LOUDLY]
YOU DO LOOK THIRSTY.
HAVE SOME MORE.
GOT TO GET YOU SOME MORE TEA.
OH, MY! ALL THAT TEA.
NATURE'S CALLING.
HUH?
[CHUCKLING EVILLY]
[BELL DINGS]
OOH!
CAN'T GET THROUGH WITHOUT A TOKEN.
BUT I'VE GOT TO GO!
3 BUCKS.
LOADS ME UP WITH TEA, THEN MAKES ME PAY.
THERE!
AND YOUR ROCKING CHAIR.
WHAT?!
HEE HEE HEE HEE!
Muriel: EVERY TIME A WINNER!
WHO IS NEXT? COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON!
STEP UP, STEP UP, STEP UP! WHO'S NEXT?
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON!
THE DOG PUTS UP A PEANUT. LADY LUCK RULES.
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON!
DOG GOES HOME WITH 6 PEANUTS.
STUPID DOG!
PLAYING FOR PEANUTS!
MAN PUTS UP A TELLY.
LADY LUCK RULES!
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
NO!
MAN GOES HOME WITHOUT A TELLY.
[STRAINING]
[HUMMING]
HEY! WAIT A--
THE COPS! BEAT IT!
AAH!
WHAT?
[FUMING]
Eustace: BAA!
GONNA BE RAIN. BAA!
I FEEL IT IN MY WOOL.
40 DAYS, 40 NIGHTS. LOTS OF RAIN. BAA!
OH, MY!
BETTER USE YOUR REFRIGERATOR LIKE A BIG BOAT.
SAVE YOURSELF,
AND 2 OF EVERY KIND OF FANCY KITCHENWARE YOU GOT.
SO GET THAT FRIDGE OUT FRONT NOW!
HEED THE SHEEP! BAAA!
[LAUGHS]
[GASPS]
[SIGHS]
[SNICKERING]
[YAPPING]
YOU MIGHT NEED AN UMBRELLA.
OOH!
[CACKLING]
WHERE'S THE RAIN? WHERE'S MY STUFF?
WHERE'S MY FRIDGE?
AARGH!
Muriel: ♪ WELL, NOWHERE NEEDS A BAND ♪
♪ WITH A CAPITAL "B," AND THAT RHYMES WITH "T" ♪
♪ THAT SHARES AN ALPHABET WITH "P" ♪
♪ AND THAT STANDS FOR "PLEASE JOIN UP AND PAY ME" ♪
YOU'RE MAKING ME DEAF!
♪ COME ON, JOIN UP, DON'T JUST SIT THERE ♪
♪ AND WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T THROW YOUR CHAIR ♪
AAH!
[GROANING]
♪ OR YOUR GRANDFATHER CLOCK ♪
Clock: CUCKOO! CUCKOO! CUCKOO!
Muriel: OR YOUR FLOOR!
[EUSTACE SCREAMING]
AAARGH!
OR YOUR...
[CYMBALS CRASHING LOUDLY]
[NO SOUND]
THOSE TWO SWINDLERS GET WHAT THEY DESERVE.
HEH HEH HEH!
LET'S SEE HOW THOSE TEENAGERS WHO DON'T SHARE FOOD ARE DOING.
THEY GIVE ME ROTTEN BANANAS, SO I GIVE THEM ROTTEN BANANAS.
SWINDLING BEGETS ONLY SWINDLING,
JUST AS SELFISHNESS BEGETS BANANA-HEADS.
[CHUCKLES EVILLY]
[YAPPING]
GIVING BACK WHAT YOUR FRIENDS HAVE SWINDLED
WILL NOT UNDO THE CURSE.
THEY MUST SUFFER.
[CACKLING]
IT IS TOO BAD.
BUT WHAT IS THIS?
THAT IS SO SWEET.
HE BRINGS HER COMFORT.
HE CARES ABOUT THE SUFFERING OF ANOTHER.
EH, I UNDO THE CURSE.
[SIGHS]
HMM...
WHAT DO YOU GOT LEFT?
WHAT DO YOU GOT?
I ASKED YOU FIRST.
CHEEKY, AREN'T YOU?
[BARKING EXCITEDLY]
Eustace: WHAT?
HOW'D SHE KEEP THAT FROM ME?
HEY, LOOK OVER THERE.
OH, MOVING IS ALWAYS A HASSLE,
BUT IT DOES HAVE MORE SPACE.
[LAUGHING MORONICALLY]
OH, MY!
I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER.
HEH HEH HEH! [WOOD TICK CHOMPING]
OH! AH! AH! AAAHHH!
[BABBLING]
THE STUPID ONE HAS TAKEN ON THE PAIN OF HIS WIFE.
HE HAS LEARNED TO GIVE RELIEF AND SHARE PAIN.
AWW...
I TAKE AWAY CURSE.
YOU SEE, COURAGE,
WHEN YOU GO AROUND SWINDLING PEOPLE,
SOONER OR LATER, YOU GET SWINDLED YOURSELF.
THAT'S WHY HONESTY IS ALWAYS BEST.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, EUSTACE?
SO IF I WIN, YOU GET PACKING.
IF YOU WIN, YOU CAN MOVE TO MY EARLOBE.
5 ACES! WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT, TICK?
6 ACES! I'M MOVING UP!
[LAUGHING]
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
Eustace: STUPID DOG!