-嗯 嗨 -陶德 我们要谈一谈 - Mm, hi. - Todd, we need to talk.
嘿 看 有一只可爱的小狗 Hey, look, a cute, little puppy doggy!
－我要告诉你件事情 －没关系 罗琳 - I need to tell you something. - It's okay, Lurlene.
我找到你的积分卡了 我知道你的奶是假的 I found your punch card. I know they're fake.
－没错 但不是这件事 －你又和你的 - Yes, but no. - You slept with the football
足球队员睡了 没关系 team again? It's okay.
没错 但不是这件事 我有对象了 Yes, but no. I've met someone else.
你真是太 好了 我想要个痞子 You're just too... nice. I want a bad boy.
嘿 Hey!
让我进去 Let me in!
你一定是他说的痞子 You must be Lurlene's bad boy.
－嗨 －嘿 那对是假奶 - Hi! - Hey, those are fake!
－你好恶心 －我不认识你 - You're disgusting! - I don't know this guy!
再见 很高兴见到你 Bye! It was great meeting you!
不 不 啊 No! No! Agh!
腌黄瓜先生 Mr. Pickles!
腌黄瓜先生 ♪ Mr. Pickles ♪
是个好男孩 他是只狗 ♪ Good boy ♪ ♪ he's a dog ♪
大家的好朋友 去死 ♪ People's best friend ♪ ♪ Die! ♪
腌黄瓜 ♪ Pickles ♪
腌黄瓜先生 Mr. Pickles!
他来了 ♪ Here he comes for you ♪
你在这儿啊 好伙计 There you are! Good boy!
－嗯 这牛奶味道有点怪 －呃 汤米 我们的牛 - Hmm, this milk tastes funny. - Well, Tommy, our
贝蒂怀孕了 所以现在我们得 cow, Betty, is pregnant, so right now, we're
喝豆奶了 －啊 - drinking soy milk. - Ugh!
我在书上看的大豆里有雌激素 I've read that soy has estrogen in it.
那是什么 －嗯 那是 What's that? - Well, it's what
让你变的女味十足的东西 －一点点豆奶 makes a lady a lady. - A little soy milk
不可能让你一夜之前变成美娇娘的 isn't going to turn anybody into a lady overnight.
哦 Oh!
腌黄瓜先生 爸爸 Mr. Pickles. Dad?
我是米尔顿太太 我家苏西和我今早发现 I'm Mrs. Milton. My Suzie and I found this one
这家伙睡在我们家的农场上 sleeping on our farm this morning.
－爸爸 你又丢了你的鞋吗 - Dad, you lost your shoe again?
－是腌黄瓜先生干的 - But Mr. Pickles did this to me!
昨晚 我看见他 Last night, I saw Mr. Pickles
闻完汽油后 跳上了卡车 huffing gas, then getting into the truck.
－嘿 －接下来 我只记得我在婴儿床上醒来 - Hey! - Next thing I know, I woke up in
边上躺着个大号男婴儿 原来是腌黄瓜先生办的性癖派对 a crib next to a baby man at one of Mr. Pickles' fetish parties.
一个在鞭打猪头女的马头男开始掐我的乳头 A horse man whipping a pig lady starting grabbing my nipples.
接着一个披着长袍的人从蛋糕里面跳出来 Then a robed man popped out of a cake.
－给我们看你的脸 －原来是戴着医生口罩的腌黄瓜先生 - Show us your face! - But it was Mr. Pickles in a doctor's mask.
他开始用电锯开始锯人 He started cutting people up with a chain saw!
－不 不 - No! Nooo!
他把人头套在他的爪子上 然后开始跳舞 He put human heads on his paws and started dancing,
接着他把我和一堆尸块装上卡车 Then he put me in a truck with a bunch of body parts
把我丢到米尔顿家的农场 他在那儿偷了我的鞋 and drove me to the Milton's farm where he stole my shoe!
－嘿 －那就是我丢鞋的原因 - Hey! - And that's how I lost my shoe.
你和你那疯狂的故事 You and your crazy stories.
－算了 再见 －有时间的话常来看看 - Anyway, bye now. - Please stop by anytime!
爸爸 你恋爱的时候都干些什么 Dad, what do you do when you're in love?
－呃 汤米 - Ugh, Tommy,
如今 爱很复杂 但是当你真的爱上一个人 nowadays, love is complicated, but when you really love
告诉他们你的感受就好 someone, just tell them how you feel.
－好吧 我要去上班了 再见 －爸爸说的对 - Well, I'm off to work. Bye! - Dad's right!
我要告诉苏西我爱她 走吧 腌黄瓜先生 I'm gonna tell Suzie I love her! Come on, Mr. Pickles!
我们去苏茜的农场吧 Let's find Suzie's farm!
腌黄瓜先生 Mr. Pickles:
耶 Whee!
嗨 我是汤米 这是腌黄瓜先生 Hi! I'm Tommy, and this is Mr. Pickles!
－哦 对不起 －没关系 - Oops. Sorry about that. - That's okay.
－至少不是豆奶 －我是苏西 这是葛蒂 - At least it's not soy milk. - I'm Suzie, and this is Gertie.
她已经老了 产的奶质量也变差了 She's old, and her milk's going bad.
－哎哟 - Oops!
苏西 我想和你说 我爱你 Suzie, I wanted to tell you something. I love you.
听着 汤米 当我爸爸又开始酗酒 Look, Tommy, since my pa starting drinking again, I got
我被迫要呆在这里干所有活 给牛挤奶 喂猪饲料 to do everything around here... milk the cow, feed the pigs,
连付账单都要干 等你有工作的时候再来找我吧 even pay the bills. Come back when you got a job.
好吧 Okay!
走吧 腌黄瓜先生 Come on, Mr. Pickles!
啦啦啦啦啦啦啦 # La-la la la la la la #
啦啦啦啦啦啦啦 －啊 - # and a la la la la la la la # - Aah!
啊 他撞到我了 Agh, he hit me!
－他撞到汪达了 －嘿 我没有 - He hit Wanda! - Hey, not I did not.
你还好吗 A-Are you okay?
至少把我载到我住的汽车旅馆 At least take me to motel where Wanda live.
听着 我很抱歉 但是我赶着去上班 Listen, I'm sorry, but I really have to get to work.
－来人啊 他撞了我 - Help! He hurt me!
汪达交到了朋友 Wanda make a friend!
嗯 腌黄瓜先生 我觉得没有人会给我一份工作 Well, Mr. Pickles, I guess nobody will give me a job.
工作 要找工作的来这儿 Jobs! Get your jobs here!
我要一份工作 －就是你 靠近些 I need a job. - You there, step right up!
－可是我在这儿耶 －当然 But I'm over here. - Well, of course you are!
请进 Right this way.
很抱歉这里这么乱 Sorry for the mess.
我丢了我的眼镜 所以你想要整什么 I-I-I've lost my spectacles. So, what kind of job are you after?
我需要一个可以帮我付账单的工作 因为苏西 I need a job that will help me pay bills 'cause Suzie ...
不用多说 我知道你想要哪一种了 小姐 Say no more! I know just the job you need, little lady.
－哈 - Huh?!
－发生了什么 －现在去乳摇天堂吧 - What happened? - Now, it's off to Jiggly Wigglies with you!
等你到那里 你很快就可以付得起账单了 Just go there, and soon you'll be able to pay all your bills,
包括这张两万块的整容费帐单 including this one for $20,000!
走吧 腌黄瓜先生 Come on, Mr. Pickles!
哦 还有这个 Oh, and here!
再做五次 第六次就免费 Five more visits, and your next job is free!
琳达 你今天卖什么呢 Linda! What are you selling today?
啊 啊 啊 这个摇摇宝宝怎么样 Uh, uh, uh, h-how about this shake-a-baby, huh?!
摇摇宝宝 －它会说出事实 A shake-a-baby? - It tell you the truth!
摇摇宝宝 鸟会飞嘛 Shake-a-baby, do birds fly?
嗯 不会 Mm, no!
啊 看 确实如此 鸟不会飞 Uh, see, that is true! Birds don't fly!
只要两刀 I'll sell it to you for $2!
就现在来说 算摇摇宝宝特价 That's pretty cheap for a shake-a-baby now!
怎么了 女孩 要生了吗 What is it, girl? Is it time for the birth?
别担心 我接生可牛了 〔labor和moo的结合体〕 Don't worry. I've been taking la-Moo's classes.
哦 贝蒂 这会很有趣的 Oh, Betty, we have some fun.
好啦 好啦 我准备好了 要出来了 Okay, okay, I'm ready! Here it comes!
这是 It's a...
这是我的鞋 腌黄瓜先生把我的鞋放进 It's a ... my shoe! Mr. Pickles put my shoe in ...
嘿 回来 贝蒂 Hey! Get back here, Betty!
你好 Hiya, there!
你好啊 小汤米 你今天过的怎 天惹噜 汤米 Salutations, young Tommy! How you doing to... damn, Tommy!
嗨 波杰金先生 你知道乳摇天堂在哪里吗 Hi, Mr. Bojenkins! Do you know where Jiggly Wigglies is?!
－等等 你家长知道你 嗯 - Wait, do your parents know about your, uh ... hmm.
－谢谢 再见 - Thanks! Bye!
呃 这可不好 但是哇靠 那孩子的奶可真会摇 Uh, that was not good, but damn, that boy got some big ol' jiggly wigglies!
哦 Oh.
好了 快上台秀出你的真本事 All right, now get out there and show them your talents!
－哈 - Huh?!
－惊艳全场 快上 －哇 哇 哇 - Both of them! Go! - Whoa, whoa, whoa!
先生 你掉了钱 给你 Sir, you dropped this! Here you go!
你做的很好 继续那样动 You're doing a great job. Just keep moving like us!
好 像这样 －大奶 大奶 Okay, like this? - Boobs! Boobs!
大奶 大奶 大奶 大奶 大奶 Boobs! Boobs! Boobs! Boobs! Boobs!
哇 哇 喔 －哦 哈喽 Whoa, whoa! Ohh! - Well, hell-o!
腌黄瓜 ♪ Pickles ♪
啊 搞定 看来 我该去上班了 Ah, done. Well, I guess I should get to work now.
－哦 没人想当我的朋友 - Oh, nobody want to be my friend!
呃 我 啊 救我 求求你了 留下来 Uh, I ... - Agh, help me! Please, you stay!
但是我要迟到了 再见 But I'm late for work. Goodbye!
－但是如果你不留下来陪我看电视 我要告诉大家你强奸了我 - But if you don't stay and watch TV show together, I tell them you raped me.
什么 －救命 他强奸了我 What?! - Help, he raped me!
嘿 安静 安静 安静 听着 好吧 好吧 Hey, shh, shh, shh! Listen, all right, all right.
长官 土星王子被谋杀了 Sir, the prince of saturn has been murdered!
－听起来像是太空海豚侦探出动的时候了 - Sounds like a job for Astronaut Dolphin detective.
－但是先生 - But, sir,
太空海豚侦探因为宇宙哥布林告诉你他强奸了她 Astronaut Dolphin detective was arrested after that space
现在还呆在牢里 －放他出来 goblin told you he raped her! - Get him out!
那就是为什么 And that's why blue's
蓝色是我的最爱 －哦 你太有趣了 - my favorite color! - Oh, you're so interesting!
－说吧 你相不相信一见钟情 - Say, do you believe in love at first sight?!
－当然相信 - I sure do!
－我爱上你了 －我也是 - I'm in love now! - Me too!
嘿 我有个点子 你想结婚吗 Hey, I got an idea! Do you want to get married?!
是个好主意 That's a great idea!
我要先告诉我老婆这件事 I just got to break this to my wife!
嗯 然后你就可以来我家见我的苏西 Well, then you can come home and meet my Suzie!
你认识她 You know Suzie?!
现在陶德不在这儿 我们又可以在一起了 Now that Todd's out, we can be together.
嗯 无所谓 但你还是要再瘦五磅 Yeah, whatever. You still got to lose those 5 pounds.
现在谁还是好冷啊 你这个劈腿的 Who's too nice now? Die, you cheating ...
老天 holy smokes!
哈 呃 请问谁可以 Huh? Uh, can somebody please
放我出去 let me out?
嘿 看 有一只可爱的小狗 Hey, look, a cute, little puppy doggy!
我希望古德曼女士花两刀买这个摇摇宝宝吗 Do I wish miss Goodman would buy this shake-a-baby for $2?
不 No?!
说对了 因为我想要你 It really works 'cause I was wishing you
出三刀买 古德曼女士 嗯 would buy it for $3, Miss Goodman! Mm-Hmm!
米尔顿太太 这么快就 哦 Mrs. Milton, back so s... Oh!
你不会相信的我那个没用的醉鬼丈夫 Can you believe my no-good drunk of a husband is leaving me
居然要为了个脱衣舞娘离我而去 －哦 我的天 for some stripper skank?! - Oh, dear!
－所有男人都是骗子 －不 我家史丹利不是 - All men are cheaters! - No, not my Stanley!
琳达 我不想要哪个娃娃 Linda, I don't want the baby!
－总是说错 －摇摇宝宝 - It's always wrong! - Shake-a-baby,
我有十根手指吗 do I have 10 fingers?!
嗯 没有 看吧 这是实话 Hmm, no? See, that is true!
－啊 －这里是古德曼的家 - Aah! - Goodman residence.
古德曼先生今天要来上班吗 Is Mr. Goodman coming in today?
我想让他看看我的玩具兵要塞 好吧 再见 I want to show him my army fort. Okay, bye!
告诉他快来上班 Tell Goodman under there to get to work!
史丹利根本没去上班 Stanley never made it in to work.
－他出轨了 －古德曼先生背着古德曼女士出轨了吗 - He's cheating on you! - Is Mr. Goodman cheating on miss Goodman?!
－琳达 拜托 - Linda, please,
它每次都说错 it's always wrong!
－哦 我觉得我们最好 - Oh! - I think we'd better
去找我丈夫 go find my husband.
停下 他的卡车停在那儿 Stop, there's his truck over there!
太空海豚侦探说 Astronaut Dolphin detective says the
是太空哥布林杀死了太空王子 space goblin killed the space prince!
等等 他在干嘛 Wait, what's he doing now?!
太空海豚侦探恋爱了 Astronaut Dolphin detective has fallen in love.
我早该知道他会背叛我们 I should have known he'd double-cross us!
太扯了 我要走了 Ridiculous! Now I'm leaving!
如果你不留下来 我会告诉大家你强奸了我 But if you no stay, I tell them you rape me!
我永远不可能会碰另外一个女人 I would never touch another woman!
－啊 帮帮我 - Agh, help me!
史丹利 古德曼 你怎么可以这样 Stanley Goodman, how could you!
啊 比弗利 快带我离开这里 Ah, Beverly! - Get me out of here!
－嘿 －哈哈哈 - Hey! - Whoo-hoo-hoo!
是我那出轨的丈夫和那婊子 There goes my cheating husband with that skank!
比弗利 等等 Beverly, wait a minute!
喝你的茶 阿比盖尔 哦 阿比盖尔 不一会儿 Drink your tea, Abigail. Oh, Abigail, pretty soon,
你就要去上大学了 －嘿 别挡路 you'll be going off to college. - Hey, out of my way, man!
－有人超速 －快回来 你这个不忠的死酒鬼 - Speeders! - Get back here, you cheating drunk!
比弗利 慢点 －哦 阿比盖尔 小心 Beverly! Slow down! - Oh, Abigail, watch out!
抓住她 Get her!
腌黄瓜先生把我的鞋子塞进了牛的阴道 Mr. Pickles put my shoe in that cow's lady parts!
现在没空 老爷爷 Not now, grandpa!
哦 不 Oh, no!
苏西 我有工作了 你可以嫁给 Suzie! I got a job! Will you marry ...
－见见你的新妈妈 －我讨厌你 - Meet your new mother! - I hate you!
－你不是我真正的妈妈 - You're not my real mom!
－我要像杀猪一样掏出你的肠子 你这个贱货 - I'm gonna gut you like a hog, you skank!
嘿 那个贱货是我的儿子 －比弗利 Hey, that skank is my son! - Beverly!
背我 要不然我就要说你强奸我 Carry me, or I tell them you rape me!
嘿 爸爸 －汤米 Hi, dad! - Tommy?!
我要和苏西结婚了 I'm getting married to Suzie!
你这个偷腥的婊子 你应该要嫁给我 You cheating skank! You were supposed to marry me!
嘿 不准再碰我的儿子一下 Hey, don't you ever touch my son again!
史丹利 你彻底失控了 Stanley, you're out of control!
你霸王硬上弓了吗 Did you force your love on this woman?!
他没强奸我 但如果你不强奸我 He no rape me, but if you don't rape me,
我会告诉他们你强奸了我 I tell them you rape me!
大家给我慢下来 Everybody slow down!
现在 我错过了什么 Now, what did I miss?
哦 不 葛蒂死了 Oh, no! Gertie has passed on!
大家快看 Look, everybody!
贝蒂来告诉我们她要生产了 Betty came to tell us that her baby's coming!
我觉得你该收下这只小牛 苏西 I think you should have it, Suzie.
－啊 －啊 看 他们强奸了彼此 - Aww! - Aww, look, they rape each other!
－哦 - Oops!
－看 贝蒂一定是要生双胞胎 - Look, Betty must be having twins!
－走开 －是腌黄瓜先生干的 - Get out of there! - It was Mr. Pickles!
谁想来些真正的牛奶配牛排 Now, who wants real milk with their steak?
我想 葛蒂真好吃 I do! Gertie sure is tasty!
我再也不想看见牛的内部了 I don't ever want to see the inside of a cow again!
摇摇娃娃 苏西爱我吗 Shake-a-baby, does Suzie love me?
充电 哦 或许宝宝想喝奶 Recharge? Oh, maybe the baby needs some milk!
汤米 不 －呃 Tommy, no! - Huh?
你到底是怎么 呃 Um, how did you, you know, uh ...
你说的对 爸爸 爱情的确很复杂 You were right, dad! Love sure is complicated.
看看豆奶里面的雌激素对我们的儿子干了什么好事 And look at what the estrogen from that soy milk did to our son.
早上我会带你去看医生 汤米 We'll get you to the doctor in the morning, Tommy.
－就腌黄瓜先生 - Judging by the way
为贝蒂接生小牛的方式看来 似乎 Mr. Pickles delivered Betty's calf, seems we already
我们屋里已经有一位医生了 have a doctor in the house.
好样的 腌黄瓜医生 Good boy, Dr. Pickles!
哈 原来我的眼镜在这里 哈 Huh?! There are my spectacles! Huh?!
不 Noooo!
妈妈 妈妈 宝宝想喝奶 Mama, mama! Baby want milky!
宝宝想喝奶 奶 奶 Baby want milky! Milky, milky!
腌黄瓜 好家伙 ♪ Pickles ♪ ♪ good boy ♪
他是只狗 ♪ He's a dog ♪
大家的好朋友 去死 ♪ People's best friend ♪ ♪ Die! ♪
腌黄瓜 ♪ Pickles ♪
－我会的 －我干的 - I will. - I did.