《腌黄瓜先生》 前情回顾 Previously on "Mr. Pickles"...
腌黄瓜先生是个恶魔 Mr. Pickles is evil.
你最好有证据 You better have proof,
否则我就把你关进疯人院 or I'm gonna put you in the loony bin.
我记录了腌黄瓜先生是恶魔的证据 I filmed evidence of Mr. Pickles' evil.
但是之后他强迫我穿情趣内衣 But then he forced me to dress up in a porno
还有一堆警长机器人 with a bunch of sheriff robots.
在地狱受烈火炙烤吧 蠢狗 Burn in hell, you dumb dog!
- 嗷 - 我以为你是个机器人 - Ow! - I thought you were a robot.
你去定疯人院了 It's off to the loony bin with you.
但是腌黄瓜先生 But Mr. Pickles!
过来 宝贝 Come here, baby.
不 我受够了做第三者 No. I'm sick of being the other woman.
但是比起吉尔 你对我来说重要的多 But you're so much more important to me than Jill.
我要的是只有我们两个人 I want it to be just us.
好吧 Okay.
吉尔 你能给我们一点时间吗 Jill, can you give us a minute?
可以啊 Mm-hmm.
嘿 妓女收信用卡吗 Hey, do hookers take credit?
妓女 我是个高级娼妓 你个混蛋 Hooker? I'm a high-class whore, you jerk!
嘿 回来 婊子 Hey, get back here, bitch!
我给你一拳付款怎么样 How 'bout I pay you in black eyes!
不 啊啊 No! Aah!
真是太感谢了 你这只蠢狗 Thanks a lot, you stupid dog!
腌黄瓜先生 Mr. Pickles!
长官 太空巨魔手上有青蛙王后作为俘虏 Sir, space trolls have the frog queen prisoner
就在他们的太空桥下 under their space bridge.
听起来像是为海豚侦探宇航员量身定做的工作 Sounds like a job for Astronaut Dolphin Detective.
当然是秘密社团控制着电视 Of course secret societies control the TV!
秘密社团还控制着你的内心 The secret societies control your mind!
我不属于这里 I don't belong here.
我没疯 I'm not crazy.
- 要头发吗 -离我远点 - Hair?! - Get away from me.
也许如果我给你做脑叶切除术 Perhaps if I lobotomize you,
你就不会再惧怕这只邪恶的狗了 you'd no longer fear this evil dog.
脑叶切除术不是违法的吗 Aren't lobotomies illegal?
不要在意这些细节 来吧 你有客人 Never mind that. Come, you have visitors.
- 祖父 - 嘿 大家好 - Grandpa! - Hey, everybody.
我真的好想你 爸爸 I've really missed you, Dad.
我没有任何人可以倾诉 I haven't had anybody to talk to.
好了 没时间聊天了 我得工作去了 Well, no time to talk. Got to get to work.
很高兴见到你 祖父 Good to see you, Grandpa.
猜猜还有谁想你 祖父 Guess who else misses you, Grandpa.
- 腌黄瓜先生 - 哦 不 - Mr. Pickles! - Oh, no!
好了 他不会再跟它玩了 Well, he won't be playing with him anymore.
祖父现在被困在了这里 Grandpa's stuck in here now.
哦 Oh.
你是对的 You're right!
我猜我正困在这里 Guess I'm stuck in here.
- 哦 - 拜访时间结束了 - Oh. - Visiting time is over.
拜 Bye!
但是我们才刚到这儿 But we just got here!
- 哦 - 我想祖父了 - Oh. - I miss Grandpa.
你好 Hi!
我觉得我是个西红柿 I think I'm a tomato.
很好 你就填一下这个自愿入院表格吧 Great. Just fill out this voluntary admission form.
走吧 汤米 Come on, Tommy.
嘿 你要去哪儿呀 腌黄瓜先生 Hey, where are you going, Mr. Pickles?
你可不能自愿入院啊 You can't check yourself in.
要不谁来运作管理老镇 Who would run Old Town?
市长先生 Mr. Mayor?!
我可没期待在市政厅会议之前 I didn't expect to hear about my
听到我的议案 until the town hall meeting.
市长先生 Mr. Mayor?
市长先生 Mr. Mayor!
我一直在到处找你 I've been looking everywhere for you.
来吧 我们有很多事情要做 Come on. We have much to do.
您来了 市长先生 走吧 There you are, Mr. Mayor. Come on.
退后 大家伙 市长是非常忙的 Back off, people. The mayor is very busy.
他会来见你们的 And he'll see you as soon
等到他没有非常 非常 非常 非常忙的时候 as he's not very, very, very, very busy.
这些都是公园 卫生系统 Here are the budgets for parks, sanitation,
消防部门和动物控制中心的预算 the fire department, animal control.
写下日期 盖上公章 在这里签名 Date this, stamp this, sign here,
接下来该是些紧急的议案了 and then it's time for some last-minute proposals!
市长先生 Mr. Mayor?
你在这儿啊 我的丈夫 市长 There you are, my husband, the mayor.
亲亲 亲亲 嗯 Kissy, kissy? Hmm?
天呐 你这坏蛋 Oh. You dirty dog!
哦 Oh!
来吧 女孩儿 你到外面上厕所去 Come on, girl. You do yours outside.
-哦 -现在 汤米 祖父走了这件事令人伤心 -Oh. -Now, Tommy, it's sad that Grandpa's gone.
但是我和你依然可以聊天说话 But you and I can still talk.
-哦 - 好吧 - Oh. - Okay.
- 之前我发现了这个新食谱 - 别碰我 - I found this new recipe the other day. - Oh.
汤米 我真心想要跟谁说说话 Tommy, I'd really like somebody to talk to.
- 贝弗莉 - 埃莉诺 - Beverly. - Eleanor!
你好吗 How are you?
你觉得呢 我丈夫可是市长 How do you think I am? My husband is the mayor.
所有人都排着队要把自己的紧急议案给他 Everybody's lining up to give him their last-minute proposals.
哦 我能给市长一个议案 Oh. Could I give the mayor a proposal
让他把我祖父从精神病院里带出来吗 to get my grandpa out of the mental asylum?
我丈夫 市长 拥有批准任何事的权力 My husband, the mayor, has the power to approve anything.
哇 Oh, boy!
我要去向市长提议 I'm gonna go propose to the mayor.
天呐 汤米 Oh, Tommy.
来吧 我们聊聊 我听说了你父亲的事 Come, let's talk. I heard about your father.
疯了 Crazy!
嘿 Hey!
嘿 嘿 嘿 哇哈 Hey, hey, hey! Whoo!
三级跳 将他 卢 Triple jump! King him, Lou.
耶 Yeah!
- 要头发吗 - 我要了 别介意 - Hair?! - Don't mind if I do!
哇哦 哇哦 哇哦 我自由了 Whoo, whoo, whoo! I'm free!
我永远都不用再担心腌黄瓜先生了 I'm safe from Mr. Pickles forever!
哇呼 Whoo-hoo!
你好 秘密社团在利用我们 Hey! The secret societies are using us.
那个电视 那就是他们得手的方法 The TV, that's how they get to us.
我是个西红柿 I'm a tomato!
而我是只果蝇 And I'm a fruit fly!
等等 Wait!
也许我是只果蝇 Maybe I'm a fruit fly.
等一下 有什么不太对 Wait a second. Something's wrong here.
那里 好多了 There. Much better.
好了 我们有些紧急的议案 All right, we have some last-minute proposals!
哇 Whoa!
一次一个人 One at a time!
我提议把违法机枪的 I propose the legalization
违法走私合法化 of illegal trafficking of illegal machine guns.
我的议案是把脚趾甲作为老镇的新货币 My proposal is to make toenails the new currency of Old Town.
我提议干一杯 I propose a toast!
干杯 Cheers!
看看我的丈夫 市长 Just look at my husband, the mayor.
他是那样一个强有力的男人 He's such a powerful man.
我找到了一面旗 I found a flag!
好吧 我提议你让我的祖父 Well, I propose that you let my grandpa
从精神病院出来 out of the mental asylum.
那么 你喜欢下厨吗 So, do you like to cook?
- 噫 我不需要下厨 - 是嘛 - Ugh! I don't have to cook. - Oh.
- 因为我丈夫他是 - 是市长 对呀 - Because my husband is the... - The mayor, right.
- 没错 - 妈妈 我把我的议案给了市长 - Yes. - Moms, I gave the mayor my proposal,
乞求他允许祖父出院 and I bet he's gonna let Grandpa out.
但是如果他再疯言疯语 But if he acts crazy again,
他最终还是会再回去 he'll just wind up back in there.
长官 海豚侦探宇航员 Sir, Astronaut Dolphin Detective
击败了太空巨魔 defeated the space trolls,
但是现在他正跟青蛙王后做爱 but now he's making sex to the frog queen.
等等 我是只青蛙 Wait! I'm a frog!
我现在很确定 I'm sure of it now!
- 呱呱 呱呱 - 这个节目是个阴谋 - Ribbit! Ribbit! - This show is a conspiracy!
这里是现场直播 And we are live
市长正在去市政厅会议的路上 as the mayor is en route to the town hall meeting.
辛迪 斯彭切尔负责现场 辛迪 你在吗 Cindy Spencer has the story. Cindy, are you there?
很抱歉 辛迪 我们是现场直播 Sorry about that, Cindy. We are live.
等一下 那是 Wait a second. Is that...
哇哦 腌黄瓜先生是市长 Whoa! Mr. Pickles is the mayor!
市长会杀了所有人的 The mayor will kill everybody!
我们有麻烦了 We're all in trouble!
这里发生了什么事 What's going on here?
腌黄瓜先生是市长 市长 Mr. Pickles is the mayor! The mayor...
- 我是只青蛙 - 从我身上下去 - I'm a frog! - Get off of me!
你不是只青蛙 把他们带走 You are not a frog! Take them away!
- 我是只青蛙 呱呱 呱呱 - 不 - I'm a frog! Ribbit, ribbit! - No!
没有人能理解嫁给一个 Nobody understands what it's like
如此重要的人是什么样的 to be married to someone so important.
- 嗯嗯 - 就拿你的丈夫举例吧 - Mm-hmm. - Take your husband, for example.
他可以消失无踪 而这并不是什么大事 He could disappear, and it wouldn't matter.
嘿 我丈夫是 Hey, my husband is...
安静 大家伙 Be quiet, everyone,
接下来请欢迎市长 and please welcome the mayor!
呃 你还好吗 市长先生 Uh, you okay, Mr. Mayor?
呃 市长很累了 Uh, the mayor is very tired.
所以我会宣布他的决定 So I will announce his decisions.
典狱长的提议 脑叶切除术合法化被批准了 The warden's proposal to legalize lobotomies is approved!
违法的机枪走私现在合法了 Illegal trafficking of machine guns is now legal.
- 太好了 - 什么 - All right! - What?
老镇的货币现在是脚趾甲了 Old Town's currency is now toenails.
- 我发达了 - 真的吗 - I'm rich! - Really?
好样的 Good doing business.
这些决定都疯了 These decisions are crazy!
你好大的胆子 我的丈夫 市长 没有疯 How dare you?! My husband, the mayor, isn't crazy.
琳达 麻烦你到外面再开那把机枪 Linda, fire that machine gun outside, please.
汤米 古德曼的请求 Tommy Goodman's request
从疯人院里释放他的祖父 to release his grandpa from the asylum is...
被否决了 denied.
嘿 市长 我的祖父没有疯 Hey, Mayor, my grandpa's not crazy.
他只是会说有趣的故事 He just tells funny stories.
你不让他出去才是疯了 You're crazy for not letting him out.
我丈夫 市长 没有疯 My husband, the mayor, is not crazy.
他吃了那只苍蝇 那真是疯了 He ate that fly! That's pretty crazy!
闭嘴 我的丈夫 市长 才没有疯 Stop this! My husband, the mayor, isn't crazy.
他的声音有些疯狂 His voice is kind of crazy.
我最后再说一次 我的 For the last and final time, my h...
抱歉 我可是站在屋子中间 Excuse me. I am in the middle of...
我的丈 My hus...
天呐 你这人什么毛病 Ugh! What is your problem?
市长在跟那条狗做爱 The mayor is having sex with that dog!
什么 Huh?!
好吧 我猜这很疯狂 Well, I guess that's pretty crazy.
带他走 典狱长 Take him away, Warden.
妈妈 市长在对那只狗狗做什么 Mom? What was the mayor doing to that dog?
你要知道 有时候一个人会非常爱狗 You see, sometimes a man loves a dog very much.
你是个非常幸运的女人 You're a very lucky woman.
嘿 腌黄瓜先生在哪里 Hey, where's Mr. Pickles?
过来吧 市长 Come along, Mayor.
- 我是只青蛙 我是只青蛙 - 闭嘴 - I'm a frog! I'm a frog! - Shut up!
你得到了成为我实施首次脑叶切除术的荣誉 You get the honor of being my first lobotomy.
卧槽 What the...
天呐 Oh.
看到没有 腌黄瓜先生是个恶魔 See?! Mr. Pickles is evil!
你想要什么 What do you want?!
再也别回来了 Don't ever come back!
- 祖父 - 爸爸 - Grandpa! - Dad?
他们放你出来了 但是怎么放的 They let you out? But how?
腌黄瓜先生 Mr. Pickles!
好孩子 Good boy!
哦 Oh!
哦 嘿 你好 祖父 Oh, hey, hi, Grandpa.
什么 Huh?
呃 Uh!
太好了 Whoa!
哦 你好 伙计 看到了吗 Oh, hey, dude. See?
我是只青蛙 呱呱 I'm a frog! Ribbit!