嗨 那里的 Hi, there!
哦 哈喽 Oh, hello!
嗨 确实 Hello, indeed, yes.
嗨 小孩 柠檬水多少钱 Hello! Young child, how much for a lemonade?
把你的东西都给我 I'll just take everything you got!
嘿 Hey!
你个小侏儒 You're a midget!
那是叫小精灵的 We prefer to be called little people!
哦 Oh!
那个小偷偷了我的钱包 That thief just stole my purse!
今天可以去公园散步 I think today's gonna be a walk in the park!
我不去 汤米 Not for me, Tommy.
那我和腌黄瓜先生去了 'Cause me and Mr. Pickles are gonna go walk in the park.
-再见 -再见 - Bye! - Bye!
啊 Huh?
-嘘 -史蒂夫 - Shh! - Steve!
-爸爸 - 啊 - Dad?! - Huh?
晚上别把牛奶都喝光了 Stop drinking all the milk at night.
我没喝 我打赌是史蒂夫 It wasn't me. I bet it was Steve.
谁 Who?
你知道的 史蒂夫 腌黄瓜先生的看窝人 You know, Steve, the guardian of Mr. Pickles' lair.
-爸爸 - Mis... - Dad!
-哦 对不起 -哦 - Oh, sorry. - Oh.
喂 Ah.
哦 嗨 Oh, hi.
你们玩什么呢 What are you guys doing?
玩警察抓劫匪 你这蠢货 Playing cops and robbers, you idiot!
酷 我能当劫匪吗 Cool! Can I be a robber?
不行 你只能当无辜的受害者 No! But you can be an innocent bystander.
我要当神经质的老妈 I'll be the hysterical mother!
哦 不 我的孩子 Oh, no, my baby!
我要当个黑人 I'll be the black guy
无缘无故被保安放倒的那个 who gets tackled by the security guard for no reason!
我要当在错误时间闯进来的那个人 I'll be the guy that comes in at the wrong time!
那我就当汤米 And I'll be Tommy!
把钱放下 Drop the money!
前列腺检查 Spread your butt cheeks and cough!
你也是无辜的受害者吗 Are you an innocent bystander, too?
没错 和你们这群小孩一样 Yes, just like all you other kids.
哦 孩子们你们见过这个侏儒嘛 Oh, you boys seen this midget?
我们这些小孩啥都没看见 Us kids ain't seen nothing!
你们最应该找的是小精灵 And the preferred term is little person.
好吧 我去抓那个侏儒了 Well, I'm off to catch that midget.
我们继续玩吧 we go play our own game of cops and robbers?
好啊 Sure, kid.
你好 先生 今天我想给你卖假窗户 我 Hello, sir. I'm selling fake windows today, and I...
好问题 假窗户的好处有什么呢 Great question. What are fake windows good for?
你看 呃 You see, the, um...
喂 哦 Hello? Oh!
古德曼 你必须要开始卖那些假窗户了 Goodman! You better start selling those fake windows!
但我都不知道它们有什么用 But I don't even know what they're good for.
那我也开始怀疑你有什么用了 I'm starting to wonder what you're good for.
呼呀 Boo-ya!
哎 我都不知道怎么面对我的生活了 Ugh! What am I doing with my life?
那你怎么面对你午餐呢 What are you doing with your lunch?
拿走吧 我要出去走走 Take it. I'm gonna take a walk.
好了 我可以把它喂给我的午餐了 Good. I can feed it to my lunch.
哦 放松 宝贝 Oh! Easy, boy.
所以我现在是劫匪了 So am I the robber now?
还要棒 Even better.
那我就是神经老妈 Am I a hysterical mother
或者那个被保安放倒的黑人 or the black guy that gets tackled by the security guard?
要不然就是那个在错误时间来的人 Or the guy who comes in at the wrong time?
你是那个懦夫 You're the patsy.
责任由你负全 He takes all the blame.
哦 天哪 Oh, boy!
现在 你只要站在那一言不发 Now, you just stand there and don't say nothing.
当我拿到钱 你要做的就是呆在后面 Once I get the money, your job is to stay behind.
好的 我们来吧 All right, let's do this.
不 呆这儿 乖孩子 No, stay here, boy.
你在这儿把风 You're the lookout!
-下一个 -我来抢劫了 - Next. - This is a robbery!
把钱都给我 Give me all your money,
要不然爆了你的头 婊子 or I'll blow your frickin' head off, bitch!
BIU BIU BIU BIU Pew, pew, pew, pew!
我是替罪羊 I'm a patsy!
哦 一对多么可爱的捣蛋鬼 Oh, what a couple of adorable little rascals.
谁想要棒棒糖 Who wants a lollipop?!
哦 哪个没用的废物想出来 Oh, what kind of useless good-for-nothing
卖假窗户的 sells fake windows?
等等 你可不是一无是处 史丹利 Wait a minute! You're not useless, Stanley.
救命 我要生了 Help! I'm going into labor!
哦 啊 我 我 我 Oh, uh, well, I-I-I...
让开 再见 Move! See ya later.
你救了我 You saved me!
一只狮子 A lion!
滚开 狮子 Get back here, lion!
你救了我们 You saved us!
我们饿死了 你救了我们 We are so hungry! You saved us!
哇 Wow!
哦 看来你今非昔比了啊 古德曼先生 Oh. Looks like you've seen better days, Mr. Goodman.
但他们有让你 But they got something in there
超级爽的玩意 that will make you feel real good.
喝点什么吗 Something to drink?
放轻松 立刻 哦 Easy, now! Ooh!
好多了 That's better!
哦 嘿 腌黄瓜先生 Oh, hey, Mr. Pick...
怎么了 有人有麻烦了吗 What's wrong? Is somebody in trouble?
我有麻烦了吗 Am I in trouble?
是不是我妈因为 Is Mama mad
我又把她床上的墨西哥肉卷吃光了发疯了 because I ate all the taco shells in her bed again?
哦 Oh!
你想和我去兜风 You just wanted to go for a ride.
正是时候 Perfect timing, too.
那个侏儒的女朋友今天出狱 That midget's girlfriend is getting out of prison today.
也许她知道那个小混蛋在哪 Maybe she knows where that little sucker is.
我在抢银行的时候 You were just supposed to stand there, stupid,
你应该站那别动的 蠢货 while I robbed the bank.
你有病吗 脑袋坏了吗 小孩 What's the matter with you?! You got crap for brains, kid?
你是喝了汽油还是什么的 You been drinking motor oil or something?
你把整个事情都弄砸了 You screwed the whole thing up.
你是个什么 弱智 What are you, a retar...
疯子还是什么 I mean, mentally handicapped or something?
你想要哪一根棒棒糖 Which lollipop do you want?
哎 红的 Ugh! The red one.
卖假窗户这破事我再也不做了 真的 I can't sell fake windows at my stupid job, sure!
但我告诉你 还有其他的事我能做 But I'm telling you, there's got to be something I can do.
小声点行吗 Can you keep it down?
哦 这我都做不了 Oh! I can't even do that.
天哪 这货喝醉了 Geez, this guy's drunk.
他还没喝呢 He hasn't even ordered a drink yet.
我连喝什么都决定不了 I can't even decide what to drink!
尼玛的 Screw it!
哦 我真是没用 Oh! I'm useless!
谁他妈放的 Who put that on?!
好的 玛丽 我知道你的男朋友是那个侏儒 Okay, Mary, now, I know that your boyfriend is that midget.
告诉我他在哪 Tell me where he is right now!
我不知道你在说什么 I don't know who you're talking about.
好吧 过来 腌黄瓜先生 Okay. Come on, Mr. Pickles.
嘿 宝贝 我的小松鼠怎样 Hey, baby. How's my little squirrel?
我可等不及爬上你这棵大树然后把你操了 I can't wait to climb up your big tall tree and hide my nuts.
我看见你了 I see you!
可别忘了 宝贝 Do the thing, baby.
呃 Uh...
哦 耶 Oh, yeah!
拿到钱了吗 So did you get the money?
听着 宝贝 当你还没出来的时候 Listen, babe, while you been locked up,
我抢了三家卖酒的 俩个老太 I've robbed three liquor stores, two old ladies,
八个猪猪零钱罐 还有一个口香球机器 eight piggy banks, and a gumball machine.
就是没抢成功银行 The bank didn't work out, though.
行啊 那你给我继续抢 要不然妈妈的树屋就要关门了 Well, you better go back, or mama's tree house is closed!
我今天就要出去了 我们要更多的钱 I get out today, and we need more money than that.
是的 但是 Yeah, but...
当你拿到了钱 埋在我们第一次见面的树底下 And when you get it, bury it by the tree where we first met.
然后在老镇酒馆见 Then meet me at the Old Town Tavern.
埋钱 然后在老镇酒馆见 为什么 Bury the money, then meet you at the Old Town Tavern? Why?
照你妈妈说的做 小松鼠才能得到他的坚果 Do what mommy wants, and little squirrel can get his nuts!
给我滚 你这生蚤的玩意 Get out of here, you flea bag!
怎么了 孩子 What's the matter, boy?
有人有麻烦了 Is somebody in trouble?
还是我有麻烦了 Am I in trouble?
看 和新的一样 There. Good as new.
啊 爸爸 看我找到的这张照片 Aw, Dad, look at this cute picture I found.
哦 汤米 哦史蒂夫 Oh, Tommy. Oh, Steve.
史蒂夫 史蒂夫也在这里 Steve?! It's Steve in the picture!
什么 让我戴眼镜看看 What? Let me get my glasses.
我抓着你了 史蒂夫 I got you now, Steve.
哦 是你 Oh! It's you!
哦 Oh!
哦 小心点 这很烫 Oh, careful, it's hot.
哦 嘿 Oh, hey!
-爸爸 别这样了 - 哦 它毁了 - Dad, not again! - Oh! It's ruined.
古德曼家 Goodman residence.
古德曼小姐 Mrs. Goodman?
给我碎了 我觉得你应该来看看你的丈夫 Just break! I think you might want to check on your husband.
我没用 我啥也做不成 I'm useless! I can't do anything!
记住 小孩 我说话 你走路 Remember, kid, I do the talking, you do the walking.
好的 我说话了 Okay! Whoops... I talked.
-哦 哦 -靠 - Oops. Oops. - Ugh.
下一个 Next.
这是抢劫 This is a robbery!
这是抢劫 钱给我放进袋子里 This is a robbery! Put the money in the bag!
-哦 不 我的孩子 -都别动 - Oh, no! My baby! - Nobody move!
好像我来的不是时候 Looks like I came in at the wrong time.
哦 天哪 Oh, man!
嘿 你是那个侏儒 Hey! You're that midget!
那是用来叫小精灵的 We prefer to be called little people!
来个人报警啊 Somebody call the cops!
我可以当警察 I can be a cop!
我会抓住你的 I'm gonna get you!
别挡道 Get out of my way!
嘿 Hey!
-嗨 琳达 -嗨 - Hi, Linda! - Hi!
啊 Aah!
呃 Eh!
哇 Whoa!
我来抓你了 I'm coming for you!
哦 Oh!
真有趣 This is fun!
哇 Whoa!
嘿 注意点 小孩 Hey, watch out, kiddo!
你这个小杂种 You little stinker!
靠 Holy shmoly!
哇 哇 哇 Whoa, whoa, whoa!
哇 哇 Whoa, whoa!
回来 你个小侏儒 Get back here, you little midget!
我看见你了 I see you!
别动 劫匪 把钱扔下来 Freeze, robber! Drop the money!
当然 小鬼 Sure thing, kid.
我会慢慢地安全地放下来 I'll drop it nice and slow.
你救了我 You saved me!
-好孩子 -哦 他跑了 - Good boy! - Oh! He got away!
但我觉得我知道她去哪了 But I think I know where he's going.
玛丽 宝贝 我把钱埋到你说的地方了 Mary, baby, I buried the money like you said!
哈 抓到你了 你被捕了 Ha, gotcha! You're under arrest!
你永远也抓不到我 条子 You'll never catch me alive, copper!
哇 哦 Whoa, oof!
你看那个侏儒 Well, would you look at that midget.
他被假窗户挡住了 He was stopped by this fake window!
小精灵 Little person!
-史丹利 你还好吗 -超级棒 - Stanley, are you okay? - Never better.
看来假窗户也很有用啊 Turns out selling fake windows can be pretty useful.
-给你 -哦 - Here. - Oh!
好的 我要去工作了 Well, I'm off to work.
-哈 -这真有趣 - Huh? - That was fun!
也许下一次 你可以做无辜的受害者 Maybe next time, you can be the patsy.
玛丽放了我鸽子 Mary stood me up.
我觉得我才是那个受害者 小孩 I think I was the pasty all along, kid.
现在 让我们瞧瞧那个蠢货侏儒给我留下什么了 Now, let's see what that stupid midget left for me.
这是啥 小乖乖 有人有麻烦了 What is it, boy? Is somebody in trouble?
-史蒂夫 -爸爸 - Steve! - Dad!
回去睡觉 Go to sleep!
谢谢你 史蒂夫 Thank you, Steve.
给你 先生 一个白俄罗斯人 Here you are, sir. One white Russian.
嗯 美味美味 Mmm! Yummy, yummy! Milky, milky!
我他妈在哪 Where the hell am I?
请来个大号的 One lager, please.
来了 One lager, coming up.
带我离开这儿 Get me out of here, you freaks.
我们更愿意被叫做犯人 We prefer to be called prisoners.
给我来杯血腥玛丽 And make that a Bloody Mary.
什么 What?