啊哈 一只长乳狐狸 Aha! A long-nippled fox!
看看这小宝贝身上的乳头 Look at the nipples on this rare beauty!
把你挂在墙上看上去肯定很棒 You're gonna look great mounted on my wall.
腌黄瓜先生 Mr. Pickles!
－好吧 - Okay.
你的狩猎技巧真高超 "You sure did a good job killing me."
谢谢你 不客气 Thank you." You're welcome.
腌黄瓜先生 Mr. Pickles!
好样的 Good boy!
求你了 Please...
不行 No.
求你了 Please!
－不 －求你了 - N-O. - Please!
猜猜今晚我煮什么菜 Guess what I'm making for dinner tonight.
还是肉糕 Meatloaf again!
－肉糕 我的最爱 －求你了 - Meatloaf? My favorite! - Please!
哦 史蒂夫整晚都朝我的窗户丢石头 Ohh, Steve was throwing rocks at my window all night.
谁 把爪子放下 狗狗 Who? Oh, down boy.
－腌黄瓜先生的人宠 －别这样 腌黄瓜先生 - Mr. Pickles' man-pet? - No, Mr. Pickles.
住在它狗屋底下 Lives under the doghouse?
你知道的 史蒂夫 You know, Steve...
求你了 Please?!
不 No!
你不能持有BB枪 You can't have a BB gun.
这需要很大的责任感 It's too much responsibility.
好吧 来吧 腌黄瓜先生 Fine. Come on, Mr. Pickles.
哦 Oh...
啊 如果我有一把BB枪 我就可以射各种各样的东西了 Aw, if I had a BB gun, I could shoot all kinds of things.
啊 哈 Ow! Huh?
嘿 哦 汤米还有腌黄瓜先生 Hey, oh! Tommy and Mr. Pickles!
你是谁 - Who are you?
你不记得我了 别开玩笑 You don't remember me? Seriously?
我曾经是黑手党的杀手 I used to be a Mafia hit man.
证人保护计划将我变成了大脚怪 The witness protection turned me into a bigfoot.
－你目睹了我和鹿的性交场面 －哦 对的 - You caught me having sex with a deer. - Oh, yeah!
我偷了你妈妈的樱桃派 I stole your mother's cherry pie.
哦 我记得了 Oh, I remember now!
再见 Bye!
－汤米 等等 －好吧 - Tommy, hold on. - Okay.
我要向你介绍我的鹿妻［deer音似dear 亲爱的老婆］ I'd like to introduce you to my deer-wife.
还有鹿子［亲爱的儿子］ And my deer-boy.
鹿子 就是我 Deerboy! That's me!
嘿 哟 嘿 哟 嘿 哟 嘿 哟 Hey, yo, hey, yo, hey, yo, hey, yo,
嘿 哟 嘿 哟 嘿 哟 嘿 哟 hey, yo, hey, yo, hey, yo, hey, yo...
所以 汤米 你介意不介意照顾他一阵子 So, Tommy, would you mind looking after him for a bit?
我老婆和我就可以独处一段时间了 The missus and I could use some alone time.
或许这可以建立我的责任感 Maybe that could teach me about responsiblit...
是的 是的 是的 谢谢你 汤米 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks, Tommy.
所以你想干什么 汤米 So, what do you wanna do, Tommy?
嘿 我知道了 你可以告诉我我屁眼长什么样吗 Hey, I know... Can you tell me what my butthole looks like?
我从没见过它的样子 I ain't never seen it.
这是我见过的 And there it was...
最漂亮的生物 the most beautiful creature I ever seen.
然后我照着脸按下扳机 Then I shot It in the face!
今天我抓住了只长乳狐狸 Today I bagged a long-nippled fox,
一只得了白化病的三角犀牛［押韵］还有那只挂在门口的雄鹿 an albino "Trhino," And I ran over that buck on my way in.
等你们抓到了值得吹嘘的东西 再和我说 Let me know when you got something worth bragging about.
大家早上好啊 - Good morning, fellas.
哈 - Huh.
你好 我想要买BB枪 这是个惊喜 Hello. I'd like to purchase this BB gun. It's a surprise...
哇 首先你要填写一些 Whoa. First you gonna has to fill out
表格 －填表格吗 - some paperworks. - Paperworks?
你或许买来用于射暴总统的眼睛 You could be buying it to shoot the president's eye out!
什么 What?
所以我要做一个测谎测试 So I'ms gonna need you to take a lie detector test.
测谎测试 Lie detector test?!
没错 That's right.
嘿 哟 嘿 哟 嘿 哟 嘿 哟 Hey, yo, hey, yo, hey, yo, hey, yo, hey, yo...
嘿 哟 或许我们不应该走这么远 Hey, yo, maybe we shouldn't walk too far.
－你爸爸说你是我的监护 －嘿 哟 看 - Your dad says you're my responsi... - Hey, yo, look!
－哈 －让我们进去吧 - Huh? - Let's go inside.
－不 鹿子 －啦啦啦啦 - No, Deerboy! - La-la-la-la!
－哦 不 - Oh, no!
嘿 哟 看看这满屋的酷家伙 Hey, yo, look at all this cool stuff in here!
－不 鹿子 - No, Deerboy!
不 立刻停下来 No, stop that right now!
嘿 看看其他的动物 你们好吗 Hey, look at all these other animals! How you doing?
－不 不 －嘿 按摩浴缸里的水 - No! No! - Hey! Jacuzzi water!
嗯嗯嗯 哦 这太好喝了 汤米 Num-num-num! Oh, this is good, Tommy!
－不 鹿子 －哦 嘿 - No, Deerboy! - Oh, hey!
这是干嘛用的 哇 What's this do? Wow!
我该怎么让他听我话 How do I get him to do what I say?
狗狗 你在叫什么 The hell are you barking about, d...
要走了 再见 嘿 哟 - Got to go. See ya. Hey, yo!
嘿 哦 - Hey! Oh!
擅闯者 Trespassers!
嘿 哦 Hey! Oh...
啊 史蒂夫 Aah! Steve!
啊 - Aah!
贝弗利 我抓住了史蒂夫 Beverly, I-I trapped Steve!
哦 嘿 Oh, hey!
嗨 史蒂夫 很高兴见到你 Hello, Steve. It's nice to meet you.
别动 快回来这里 史蒂夫 Stop that. Get back here, Steve!
你很幸运你是古德曼家的孩子 You're lucky you're the Goodman's kid,
要不然我们就要开枪了 or we would've shot ya.
现在 你在这里干嘛啊 小男孩 Now, what you doin' in here, boy?
你喝了浴缸里的水没有 You drink any of the Jacuzzi water?
－闭嘴 蠢货 - Shut up, stupid!
这一切都起源于我爸爸说我不能用一支BB枪 It all started when my dad said I couldn't have a BB gun, and...
－他说的对 －他说的对 - He's right! - He's right!
你知道BB代表着什么 对吧 You know what "BB" Stands for, don't you?
－大 －宝贝 - "Big..." - "Babies."
－这里 －拿把男人气概的 - Here. - Have a man's...
枪 －酷 - gun. - Cool!
现在 让我们射击些啤酒罐吧 Now, let's shoot up some beer cans!
好主意 Good idea!
我的意思是射外面的空罐子 I meant shoot some empties outside!
你怎么这么傻 - How stupid are you?
现在 稳住枪 Now, keep her steady!
然后 射击 And... fire!
哇 Whoa!
哇 Whoo-hoo!
好了 我要去找那只会说话的鹿了 鹿 Well, I got to go find this talking deer, Deerb...
会说话的鹿吗 Talkin' deer?!
我们一定得杀了它 - We got to kill it!
你们不可以杀鹿儿 You can't kill Deerboy!
为什么 Why come?
因为死鹿就说不了话了 'Cause... A dead deer can't talk.
他说的对 He's right!
让我们设下陷阱 活捉他 Let's grab some traps, and we'll catch it alive!
哇 我们老异口同声 Wow. We keep saying the sam...
闭嘴 你这个春虫虫蠢货 Shut up, you ding-dong-diddiot!
来吧 狗狗 我们要在他们之前找到鹿儿 Come on, boy. We got to find Deerboy before they do!
啊 这真的有必要吗 Ugh. Is this really necessary?
你是还是不是 一名恐怖分子 Is you or is you not, not, not a terrorists?
不是 - Not?
你是未来来的外星人 Is you an alien from the future
要来杀我未出世的儿子的女儿吗 sent to kill my unborn son's daughter?
－什么 不 你想要我说什么 - What? No. What do you want from me?
我只想知道真相 I just want to know the truth!
真相就是我只是个平常人 The truth is I'm just a normal guy
过着非常开心的日子 who lives a very happy life!
嗯哈 Unh-unh.
我 我过着快乐的日子 I-I... I live a happy life.
我过着伤心的日子 I live a... sad life?
我过着一个非常伤心的日子 I live a very sad life.
－一共七块九毛五 －哦 - That'll be $7.95. - Ohh!
哈喽 - Hello?
一只会说话的什么 A talking what?
鹿 是的 乔 鲍勃 Deer! That's right, Joe Bob!
在我们小屋边上的树丛里 In the woods by our cabin.
一旦我们抓住它 我们永远不会不让它和你说话的 And once we gets it, we ain't never gonna let it talk to you.
嘿 －哈 Hey! - Huh?
我刚刚看见鹿儿了 I just saw Deerboy!
－哦 －来吧 - Oh! Whoo-whee! - Come on!
我们要给我们自己抓鹿儿了 We gonna get ourselves a Deerboy!
不 狗狗 它往这边走了 No, boy. He went this way.
走吧 Come on!
我知道你在这里 史蒂夫 I know you're out here, Steve!
现在 是时候看看你的样子了 Now, who are you?!
哇哇哇哇哇哇 Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow,
哇哇哇哇哇哇哇哇 wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
你在看什么 What are you looking at?!
哈 Huh?
哇哇哇哇哇 Wow, wow, wow! Wow, wow.
嘿 宝贝 Hey, baby!
你想不想来一发 You want to fool around?
听上去很棒 You sound attractive.
哦 棒极了 啊 我觉得我爱 啊 Oh, yeah! Unh! I think I love y... Aaah!
你在这里 我们一定要离开这里 There you are! We got to get out of here!
现在不是时候 汤米 Not now, Tommy!
－啊 －一只会说话的鹿 - Aaah! - A talkin' deer?!
－抓住它 －不 - Get him! - Nooooo!
抓住那只会说话的鹿 Get that talking deer!
－哇哇哇哇哇哇 －哈 - Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow! - Huh?!
所以我的屁眼原来长这样 So that's what my butthole looks like.
－快点 －啊 - Come on! - Aah!
所以我的屁眼原来长这样 So that's what my butthole looks like.
哇 Waaaah!
嘿 回来这里 会说话的鹿 Hey! Get back here, talking deer!
慢点 等等我 你们 Slow down! W-Wait for me, guys!
抓住我的手 Take my hand!
哦 操 Oh, dang it!
要啤酒吗 Beer?
要 蠢货 Of course, stupid!
哦 差一点 Oh! That was close.
求求你们 Please, señor.
求你们别跟别人说我有一只会说话的驴 Please no tell anybody about me talking donkey.
再见 驴儿 Bye, Donkeyboy!
再见 朋友们 Adios, amigos!
你的确很难照顾 You sure are hard to take care of.
今天是我一生中最棒的一 Today was the greatest day of my li...
啊 Aaaaaaaah!
什 哦 不 Wha...? Oh, no!
腌黄瓜先生 去找他的父母 Mr. Pickles, go find Deerboy's parents!
啊 史蒂夫 Uh... Steve?
哈喽 Hello?
哈 - Huh?
贝弗利 我们要谈一谈 Beverly, we need to talk.
我一直活在谎言里 我欠你一个真相 I've been living a lie, and I owe you the truth.
我们的感情里 有些什么已经变了 Something's changed in our relationship.
这就是我 肉糕 ［两者前半读音一致］ And that something is me... eatloaf.
我再也不能忍了 我讨厌肉糕 I can't stand it anymore! I hate meatloaf!
今晚请做些别的菜 Please just make something else for dinner.
别说话 我 就是想想 Don't say anything. I... Just think about it.
汤米 我要流血过多致死了 Tommy, I'm bleeding to death!
你一定要射杀我 汤米 You got to shoot me, Tommy!
－什么 －没错 没错 没错 没错 没错 - What? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
你一定要要要要 让我脱离苦苦海 You got to p-p-p-p-put me out of my m-misery!
不 No!
看 我已经过了一段很棒的鹿生了 Look, I-I've led a wonderful life.
我看见了我的屁眼 I got to see my butthole!
但是 你的未来还很光明 But... you still have your whole life ahead.
啊 好日子都过完了 Ah, the good days are all behind me.
再过几年 我就会在商场里工作 Few years from now, I'm working at the mall
卖智能手机壳或者肉丸之类的东西 selling cellphone covers or meatballs or something.
我很失落 开始酗酒 家暴 I'm depressed. Start drinking, smacking my wife around.
她再也不尊重我了 汤米 She don't respect me no more, Tommy!
她带走了孩子 搬去和河狸住 She takes the kids and moves in with the beaver.
河狸会整天吸她的乳头的 汤米 The beaver's sucking her nipples all the time, Tommy.
最终我还是会把枪放进嘴里寻求解脱 One way or another, I end up with a gun in my mouth!
你一定要杀了我 汤米 You got to shoot me, Tommy!
不 N-o!
下手吧 打爆我的脑袋 汤米 Do it! Blow my brains out, Tommy!
不 你是我的责任 No! You're my responsibility!
那就承担好责任 射杀我 汤米 So take care of me! Shoot me, Tommy!
－不 求你了 - No! - Please!
－不 －求你了 - No... - Please!
－啊 －求你了了了了了 - Uh... - Pleeeeeeeease!
好吧 我来干 Okay. I'll do it.
再见 汤米 Bye, Tommy.
再见 鹿儿 Bye, Deerboy.
哈 Huh?
哦 你杀了他 Oh! You shot it!
我们会说话的鹿 Our talkin' deer!
哦 它会说话 好吧 Oh, it talks, all right.
哈 吃我 你们这群蠢酒鬼 Hah! Eat me, ya dumb drunks.
它在说话 It talks!
我们应该尊重它的愿望 We should ho... honor its wishes.
换做之前 我会复仇 In the old days, I would have sought revenge.
但是现在我有我家鹿儿要照顾 But now I got my Deerboy to look after.
－谢谢 爸爸 - Thanks, Papa!
－保重 汤米 - So long, Tommy.
－孩子们 别再惹事了 －再见 - Stay out of trouble, kiddo. - Bye!
嘿 我家鹿妻呢 Hey! Where's my ma deer?
她 身体有点不舒服 She... don't feel good. Ever again.
好狗狗 Good boy!
惊喜 Surprise!
－不 谢谢你 爸爸 －哈 - No thanks, Dad. - Huh?
你说的对 枪的确承载着很多的责任 You're right. Guns are too much responsibility.
－哦 啊哈 －史蒂夫在哪里 - Ohhh... - Aha! Where's Steve?
爸爸 Dad, enough
别再说你想象里的朋友史蒂夫呢 －哦 - about your imaginary friend Steve! - Ohh...
好吧 猎鹿人送来了些鹿肉 Well, the deer hunters dropped off some deer meat,
所以我做了鹿肉糕［还是一种肉糕］－好吧 - so I made deer-loaf. - All right!
－我 我很开心我们谈了话［音似talk deer 我很开心我们有只会说话的鹿］ 亲爱的 －哈 - I-I'm glad we had that talk, dear. - Huh?
我已经受够了鹿了 I've had enough deer.
我要试看看我的屁眼 I'm gonna try and go look at my butthole.
－哈 －哦 - Huh? - Oh?
晚安 爸爸 Good night, Papa.
晚安 我的鹿儿 Good night, my Deerboy.
晚安 我的鹿妻 And goodbye, my deer wife.
－一只会说话的鹿还有一只大脚怪 －哈 - A talkin' deer and a bigfoot? - Huh?
不不不不 别开枪 No, no, no, no! Don't shoot!
你们的头挂在墙上看上去肯定很棒 Your heads are gonna look great mounted on my wall.
啊 Raaaa...
哦 Oh!
谢谢 狗狗 Thanks, dog.
嘿 你介不介意照看我家鹿儿一阵子 Hey, you mind watching my Deerboy for a bit?
我和我的新马子就可以独处一阵子了 Me and my new broad could use some alone time.