(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
（警察）
（银行）
片名：自娱娱人
编剧：泰德彼得森 史蒂夫海克斯
导演：法兰克保尔
（高谭游乐场 让你流连忘返的好地方）
MAYOR HILL: Ever since my election, I've promised the people
当初选举时，我就答应过你们
I'd build them a safe, affordable place to live.
我要给你们一个 更安全，更舒适的居住空间
Gotham Towers is that place.
现在，高谭市铁塔 就是一个这样的地方
(SIRENS APPROACHING)
Your safety has always been my prime concern.
你们的安全 正是我最关心的一点
And under my leadership, no city will be safer
在我的领导之下 高谭市绝对比其他城市…
or more free of crime than Gotham City...
更加安全，没有犯罪
-(TIRES SCREECH) -(CROWD SCREAMING)
- Look out! - Run!
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(SCREAMS)
Batman!
是蝙蝠侠
(BOTH GROAN)
Garbage collection is normally Monday,
虽然星期一才收垃圾…
but in your case, I'm making an exception.
但是为了你们 这次就算是个例外吧
(REPORTERS EXCLAIMING)
蝙蝠侠，等一下 等一下！
Batman, wait!
蝙蝠侠，等一下
(GROANING)
市长，关于本城的治安 你刚才说…
Regarding safety in the city, sir, you were saying?
嗯...
Well, I...
Well, what just happened was an isolated incident.
刚才的事件 只是个难得发生的意外
There are just a few rotten apples
只是…
总是有些败类 偶尔会破坏我们这个和平的社会
giving an otherwise peaceful community a bad name.
Do you include Batman in those rotten apples, Mayor?
你也把蝙蝠侠当成败类之一吗？
Absolutely.
当然
He and criminals like the Joker are cut from the same cloth.
他和那些犯罪家，例如 小丑根本是一丘之貉
What? Compare me to Batman?
什么，拿我跟蝙蝠侠比？
I got more style, more brains.
我比他有个性，比他聪明多了
I'm certainly a better dresser.
而且我比他会打扮
Furthermore, I intend to run every one of
我决心扫荡 这些穿着奇装异服的怪人
these costumed freaks out of town,
and make all of Gotham City as safe as my own mansion.
让整个高谭市变得 跟我官邸一样的安全
Oh, really?
是吗？
Well, we'll just see how safe your mansion is,
我倒要看看你的官邸又有多安全 你这白痴大笨蛋
you babbling bonehead.
（生日快乐，乔丹）
Get a move on, Franklin. It's almost time for the party.
动作快一点 舞会的时间快到了
Yes, sir.
是的，长官
Some very important people will be here,
今天有很多重要人物会出席 我不希望有任何意外发生
and I don't want anything to go wrong.
对了，有没有看见我儿子？
By the way, have you seen my son?
Ladies and gentlemen,
各位女士，先生，我现在 要表演的是最有名的消失魔术
I will now perform my famous disappearing-wand trick.
Abracadabra.
（亚卡布拉亚达布拉）
(TOYS CLATTERING)
Jordan, stop fooling with those stupid magic tricks.
乔丹，不要玩那些 无聊的魔术把戏
你的派对即将开始了
Your party is starting.
They're not stupid, and it's your party.
这才不无聊，而且那是你的派对 胡说，我也邀请了一些小朋友
Nonsense. I've invited some children.
Yeah, your friends' kids. I don't even know any of them.
对呀，都是你朋友的孩子 我根本不认识他们
I'm not going to argue with you, young man.
我没空跟你争辩
I'II expect you downstairs in five minutes.
限你五分钟内到楼下来
MAYOR HILL: Hello. Glad you could come.
哈罗，真高兴你能来参加
Senator Finch. What a pleasant surprise.
菲奇议员，这真是个惊喜
Did you get a good shot of me with the Senator?
有没有拍到 我跟菲奇议员一起的相片
- Yes, sir. - Excellent.
先生
Smile, Jordan. You'd think you're having a bad time.
微笑，乔丹 不要一副愁眉苦脸的样子
- No kidding. - Well, cheer up.
说的好 开心一点
I've got a surprise coming, which should be here by now.
我给你准备了一个惊喜 应该快到了
Councilman Frye. And this must be Timmy?
佛莱议员
这位一定是提米吧 生日快乐，吃的在哪里？
Happy birthday. Where's the food?
VOICE: Did someone say "food?"
有人提到吃的吗？
I'm the guy with the goodies.
我也是个贪吃鬼喔
(ALL LAUGHING)
(BURSTING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
Mayor Hill, I presume.
市长，你好
Jekko. Jekko the Magnificent.
我是恰克，伟大的恰克
- Pleased to... Ow! -(BUZZING)
很高兴…
(ALL LAUGH)
Always gives the party a charge.
随时不忘记为你们来点刺激
(CHUCKLES)
It's showtime!
表演时间到了
- All right. -(ALL CLAP)
太好了
Thank you! Thank you! (LAUGHS)
谢谢，谢谢
Where'd you learn that, Jekko?
你这把戏是跟谁学的 跟伟大的伯础多魔术师学的啊
From the great Prosciutto.
Now there was a ham.
你还真幽默呢
(LAUGHS)
How can I get to be a great magician like you?
要怎么样才能像你一样？ 一共有三个步骤
Well, there are three steps.
Step one, run away.
第一步，离家出走
Step two, find a magician with a great act.
第二步，找个高明的魔术师
And step three,
第三步，赶快偷师
steal it.
That... That, that's okay. I think I got it.
不客气，让我来拿吧
布鲁斯，布鲁斯·韦恩 真高兴你会来
Bruce! Bruce Wayne! How good of you to come.
Jordan will be so happy to see you.
乔丹看到你一定会很开心
I know the sooner I give him this, the happier I'll be.
等他看到我送他的礼物 他会更开心的
Could you show us more, please, Jekko?
再多表演几种把戏嘛，拜托，恰克 没问题，小寿星
Sure, birthday boy.
I'm saving the best for last.
好戏还在后头喔
Jordan, I've got more guests for you to meet.
乔丹，我要介绍个客人给你认识 可是恰克要表演魔术给我看
But, Dad, Jekko was just going to show us a trick.
Sorry, but Mr. Wayne is waiting and-- -
没办法，韦恩先生在等你 我才不管什么韦恩先生
I don't care about Mr. Wayne!
Hush. You'll do what I say. Now come on.
照我说的去做，走吧
It's always what you want.
每次都要听你的摆布 永远都是你
You! You! You!
(GUESTS GASPING)
(LAUGHS) Kids.
这个孩子！
Turn that off!
关掉啦！
Oh! Too bad for birthday boy. This last trick is pure dynamite.
真可惜寿星没有看到 最后这个把戏是最精彩的高潮
- Ta-da! - BOY: What is it?
这是什么？
It's a birthday candle, Einstein.
这是生日蜡烛，聪明先生 这会把你们轰上天去的喔
Except this one blows you out.
(LAUGHS)
Now scoot, you kids. Show's over.
闪开点，孩子们
表演结束了
Go find some goodies.
去找别的东西玩吧
This trick's for the grown-ups.
这把戏是送给大人们的
(LAUGHS)
It's time for Jordo to make his wish.
乔丹许愿的时间到了
And mine, too.
我也要许愿了
Oh, my! A sparkler candle.
天呀，会冒火花的蜡烛耶
Keep watching and I'll, uh...
好好欣赏吧，我…
Get the birthday brat.
去把寿星找过来
I don't know where Jordan could have gone.
不知道乔丹到哪去了 他本来一直在等你来的
He was dying to see you.
- You know kids. - Not really.
小孩子就是这样子 还好啦
再见，市长，我该走了 我留给你们大家一个惊喜的〝砰〞
So long, Mayor. Got to go. But I left them with a bang.
(LAUGHS)
那个笑声…
- That laugh... - Good riddance, Jerko.
你这个麻烦终于走了，恰克
As I was saying... Hey.
我刚才提到…嘿
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
-嘿 -小心点!
- Watch out! - Hey, pal!
嘿，老兄！
BRUCE: Excuse me. Excuse me! I'm sorry. Pardon me.
借过，借过 对不起，对不起
借我过，借过，请让一下 借过，对不起，对不起
Coming through. Out of my way, please. Excuse me. I'm sorry.
Pardon me. Oops!
GUESTS: Aw.
(SCREAMING)
(LAUGHING)
（恰克小丑）
I want answers!
你们要负责
Nobody makes a fool of me, especially in my own home.
谁都别想耍我 尤其是这种事竟然发生在我自己家里
At least no one was hurt.
起码没有人受伤
Mr. Mayor, this is the real Jekko the Clown.
市长先生 这位才是真的恰克小丑
We found him tied up down the road.
我们发现他被绑在路口
有个疯子抢了我的车还有衣服
Some maniac jumped me, stole my wagon and my costume.
Mayor, where's Jordan?
市长，乔丹呢？
（二氧化碳，小心）
(TANKS CLANKING)
（双重恐怖游乐园）
(LAUGHING)
炸弹配蛋糕，先生
TNT with your cake, sir?
Oh, I crack myself up!
我真是个大天才
Wow!
哇
Denying reports of a bomb blast at his son's birthday party,
市长否认在儿子生日舞会上 发生炸弹爆炸事件
Mayor Hill insists the explosion was caused by
他表示那是因为电线走火 而发生的爆炸
faulty electrical wiring.
Yeah, right!
是呀，没错
(LAUGHING)
但市长对于他儿子 乔丹失踪事件三缄其口
The Mayor declined, however,
to confirm that his son, Jordan, is missing.
Missing?
失踪
是我，恰克，我离家出走了
It's me, Jekko. I ran away.
你做了什么？
You did What?
我想成为一个 像你一样的魔术师
I, I want to be a magician, like you.
(GROWLS)
你实在是…
(LAUGHS) Well, kid, you got step one right. Come on in.
孩子，你第一步走对了 快进来吧
I've been thinking about a protege.
我正想要收个徒弟呢
It sure could be the Joker.
可能是小丑干的
如果我多注意他一点 他就不会跑掉了
If only I'd been paying more attention, he wouldn't have run away.
Take it easy, Mayor. I'm sure the police will find Jordan.
别怨自己了，市长 警方一定会找到乔丹的
I tell you, Wayne,
只要他回来 我绝不会再像以前那样对他
things are going to be different, if only he'd come back.
JORDAN: Where'd you learn that, Jekko?
你从哪里学来的，恰克 跟伟大的伯础多魔术师学的啊
From the great Prosciutto.
Now there was a ham. (LAUGHS)
你还真幽默呢
（伯础多）
- But isn't swallowing a sword dangerous? - Watch.
可是，吞剑不是很危险吗？
看着
Hey! How did you do it?
你是怎么做到的？
Easy, kid.
很简单，孩子
It's a trick sword.
这是把动过手脚的剑
-(GASPS) - Now, you try it.
现在你来试试看
Uh-uh. You could get cut.
不要，会受伤的
Hey! If it wasn't risky, I wouldn't enjoy it.
如果不危险，我就不会喜欢了
(LAUGHS)
-(BEEPING) - What's that?
什么声音？ 是保全系统，小子
- Security, my boy.
在这个城市里可要处处小心
You can't be too careful in this part of town.
(DIGITAL BEEPING)
（游乐园）
（伯础多）
JOKER: Well, if it ain't the Caped Coconut.
这不正是那个穿斗蓬的傻子吗？
我爸爸说蝙蝠侠不是个好东西
My dad says Batman's no good.
Well, then I guess your dad's not a total idiot.
原来你爸爸还没白痴到了极点嘛
What do you say we play a little joke on Batman?
我们来作弄蝙蝠侠吧
你可以当我的助手，走
You can be my assistant.
Come on. This'll be a killer!
保证好玩
(LAUGHS)
Come one, come all.
来，大家来，是…
It's...
"Jekko the Jokester."
恰克小丑
Ja... Jekko the Jokester.
是恰克小丑
Jordan!
乔丹
(GASPS)
这不是好玩的，乔丹 恰克在哪？
(WHISPERS) This isn't a game, Jordan. Where's Jekko?
(LAUGHING)
Take a card, Batso.
来张牌吧，蝙蝠傻子
全拿去吧
Take all the cards!
Now it's my deal.
现在该我出牌了
Not so fast!
先别高兴
A good magician always keeps an ace up his sleeve.
高明的魔术师一定 会在袖子里藏一张牌
This one always floors them!
这张每次都能打败敌手的
(COUGHS)
Oh, my gosh.
我的天呀
We bagged a big one this time!
这次我们逮到个大只的
(LAUGHING)
- He isn't hurt, is he? - Hurt? (GASPS) Heavens!
他没有受伤吧？ 受伤，老天啊
You wound me to the quick. The enemy merely slumbers.
你这么快就伤我的心 他只不过是昏倒了
No doubt dreaming of more foul deeds
这样他才不会欺负 我这个高谭市的好市民
to render upon the fair citizens of Gotham.
But his fate is not for us to decide.
不过，他的命运 可不是由我们来决定
(CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
（你的运程）
(MACHINE DINGS)
(LAUGHS) You're going to love this.
这个你一定会喜欢的
（算命大仙）
JOKER: Wake up, Batman. You're on.
快醒来，蝙蝠侠，该你表演了
(WATER RUNNING)
（投射灯）
各位观众，现在表演的是…
For your viewing pleasure,
we present the infamous water tank trap.
水缸逃生的魔术
The great Houdini survived such a test.
伟大的胡迪尼 在这项表演中逃生成功
Dare we demand less of the Batman?
当然蝙蝠侠的表演 一定有过之而无不及
-我不喜欢这个，恰克 -安静，不要钱的表演还罗嗦什么
- I don't like this, Jekko. - Quiet, kid. It's a free ticket.
(GRUNTING)
He did it! He got free.
他做到了，他脱身了
They don't make straitjackets like they used to.
现在的束身衣品质差多了
I should know.
我早该知道这点的
He can't get out. What's the trick?
你这是什么魔术？ 这不是魔术
That's just it. There is no trick!
No! He'll drown!
不，他会淹死的
That's why they call it the finale!
所以这才叫做结局啊
Now sit down and enjoy the show.
乖乖坐下好好欣赏节目
Hey!
嘿，回来
Come back!
（怪物表演）
-(GASPS) -(MECHANICAL LAUGHTER PLAYS)
(SING-SONG) Naughty, naughty.
小顽皮，小顽皮
You're making me miss the show.
你让我错失欣赏表演的机会
(GASPS)
(PANTING) All right, Joker. Get ready for a little bat magic.
好了，小丑
来尝尝蝙蝠侠的魔术吧
(GASPING)
（鬼屋）
（怪物表演 蛇人）
(CLANKING)
(GASPS)
JOKER: Oh, Jordo!
乔丹小子…
(GATE CLOSES)
Come out, come out, wherever you are!
出来，不论你在哪里，快出来
（双重恐怖）
What?
怎么了？
(CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING)
（银河电玩 撒哈拉射击场）
- Gotcha! -(GASPS)
逮到了吧
不要
Come here, you little...
过来，你这个…
On second thought...
我改变主意了
I love a roller coaster.
我最喜欢云霄飞车了
Too bad you missed the train. (CHUCKLES)
真可惜，你赶不上车了
Fasten your seat belt, it's going to be a bumpy ride.
快系上安全带 这可是砰砰飞车
(LAUGHS)
You win the prize, Batman.
恭喜中奖，蝙蝠侠 接好你的奖品吧
Catch the Kewpie!
JOKER: Whee!
Butterfingers!
来点奶油饼吧
Kewpie-dewpie number two-ee!
二号娃娃来了
You just don't like to play with dolls, do you?
你就是不喜欢玩洋娃娃，对不对？
- That must have been his stop. -(WHIMPERING)
那该是他的终点站吧
On the contrary, Joker. This is where you get off.
正好相反，小丑 现在该你下车了
(YELLS)
(SCREAMS)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
Smell the roses, Batman.
闻闻玫瑰香味吧，蝙蝠侠
(SCREAMING)
He always knew how to make an exit.
他总是找得到出口
(GASPS)
- Oh, my gosh! - Jordan!
我的天啊 乔丹
Reach for me. You have to trust me.
快抓住我的手
你必须相信我
Now!
快点
JORDAN: Whoa!
Can we go home now?
我们回家，好不好？
(SIGHS)
JORDAN: Dad! Daddy!
爸爸，爸爸
Jordan? Jordan.
乔…乔丹
Oh, you're back.
你回来了！
My boy is back.
我的儿子回来了
- I'm so sorry for running away. - Please forgive me for the party.
对不起，我离家出走 关于派对的事，请原谅我
We can talk later.
其他的话等一下再说
Right now, I want to give you
现在，我要给你一个…
the biggest birthday hug you ever got.
有史以来最大的生日拥抱
制片：艾伦伯涅，艾瑞克洛多斯基 布鲁斯提姆
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English - SDH
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