（警察）
（银行）
：最后的一笑 片名
：凯文奥提瑞 导 演
编剧：卡尔史黄森
（高谭市地球报）
（高谭市，愚人节快乐！)
Ew! P.U.!
Of all the disgusting...
恶心死了…
Hey!
Look out, you crazy...
小心点，你这个疯子！
Ouch!
少爷，整夜打击犯罪很辛苦吧？
Rough night of crime-fighting, sir?
非常
Very.
那你一定很高兴知道 我已经想到帮你放了洗澡水
Well, you'll be happy to know I've drawn you a bath.
你想什么时候洗都行
Whenever you're ready.
What's the deal, Alfred?
这是怎么回事？阿尔弗莱德 我说我想到帮你放洗澡水，少爷
I said I "drew" you a bath, sir.
愚人节快乐！
April Fool's.
很好笑，阿尔弗莱德 看样子我只能冲澡了
Very funny, Alfred. I guess I'll just take a shower.
Not a funny bone in his entire body.
这个人真是一点幽默感都没有
Alfred, hit the radio, would you?
把收音机打开行吗？ 少爷
Right away, sir.
Traffic is at a standstill on the Gotham expressway
高谭高速公路的交通目前陷于停顿
有一辆满载鸡蛋的拖车翻覆了 插播一则新闻快报：
where a trailer full of eggs has overturned. This just in.
高谭警方正在调查 河边的一连串濒死意外
The Gotham police are investigating
a series of near-fatal accidents along the riverfront.
Initial reports indicate that hundreds of Gothamites
初步报告显示 有数百名的高谭市民
毫无来由地开始狂笑不停
have inexplicably begun acting like total laughing fools.
若有进一步消息会随时为您插播
More details as they become available.
听起来像是低级的愚人节恶作剧
Sounds like a rather dirty April Fools' prank.
听起来像是小丑搞的鬼
Sounds like the Joker.
At this hour, Gotham City is in the grip of insanity.
此刻，高谭市疯满为患
Everywhere, people are turning into lunatics.
各个地方的人们都发疯了
The latest reports say that the wave of foolish hysteria
最新报告指出…
is moving down 7th Avenue towards...
疯傻疫情正从第七大道开始蔓延…
Towards the financial district.
蔓延至金融区
该我出动了!
That's my cue.
（股市下滑至二十点）
Uh-huh. Hmm...
Perfect.
太完美了
各位，要记住船停在哪里
Now, everybody, remember where we parked.
当情况越来越麻烦时 麻烦小丑就要去逛街了
When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping.
（珠宝反斗店）
谁说做坏事没赚头？
Who says crime doesn't pay?
Now, this is what I call a sidewalk sale.
这就是我所说的街头拍卖
Airborne gas emanating
自河滨区所散发出的毒气
from riverfront district.
Analysis, lengthy exposure to the gas will result in
分析：长时间暴露在此毒气中 将会导致永久疯狂
permanent insanity.
Alfred, I left the hex key upstairs in the den.
阿尔弗莱德，我把魔法秘岌放在楼上书房 你可不可以帮我拿下来？
Would you bring it down?
Oh, go fetch it yourself.
哦，你自己去拿啦
Very funny, Alfred, but I've no time to play.
很好笑，阿尔弗莱德 不过我没空陪你玩
阿尔弗莱德？
Alfred? Alfred!
阿尔弗莱德！
Just a little spring cleaning, sir.
只是稍微大扫除一下，少爷
The gas!
毒气！
Oh!
我相信我一定是得了狂笑症了
I believe I've contracted a giant case of the giggles.
Lengthy exposure to the gas
长时间暴露在此毒气中 将会导致永久疯狂
will result in permanent insanity.
Okay, let's shoot it. This place is giving me the creeps.
好了，来拍吧 这地方让我毛骨悚然
记者目前位于高谭市区
I'm here in downtown Gotham
where corporate CEOs have gone stark raving mad.
这里的企业董事长全都抓狂发疯了
It would appear that the collapse of the stock market is now imminent.
股市显然将会持续跌停板
The question is,
问题是：
Will April Fools' Day mark the end of Gotham City as we know it?
愚人节将会是高谭市的末日吗？
The only things gaining now are the laughing stocks.
现在唯一上涨的是笑市
Huh? Ah!
Look who's come to trash the place.
瞧是谁来破坏这个垃圾地方
A fitting setting for you, Joker.
这里跟你挺配的，小丑
Ooh, I just love to get down and dirty.
我最喜欢下流跟脏乱了
Okay, boys,
好了，各位
it's playtime!
狂欢的时间到了！
时间差不多了
It's about time.
What are we waiting for?
我们还在等什么？
Batman, you're a real party pooper.
蝙蝠侠，你还真是扫兴耶
Why don't you take your mask off and have a few laughs?
你何不摘下面具 然后跟着笑一笑？
Cut the clowning, Joker.
别再闹了，小丑
Get him.
去抓他
Tsk-tsk. You shouldn't have made Captain Clown mad.
你真不应该令小丑船长抓狂的
Time to take out the garbage!
丢垃圾的时间到了
I just love these new Ziploc seals.
我爱死这些密封装置了
We wouldn't want our little caged rodent to suffocate,
我们不希望我们的瓮中鳖窒息而死
so we'll just punch some air holes.
所以得打几个洞让空气流通
Okay, Captain, give it the old heave-ho.
好了，船长 把它扔到海里去吧
Oops! Looks like our air holes are water holes too.
看来除了空气之外 连水也跑进洞里去了
What a shame!
真遗憾
我从来不知道蝙蝠侠可以沉得这么深
I never knew Batman could sink so low.
船长，这是一段美好友情的开始
Well, Captain, this could be the start of a beautiful friendship.
你喜欢使肮脏的手段，小丑？
You want to play dirty, Joker?
（王牌废弃物处理场）
准备了，各位，来了
Get ready, boys. Here it comes.
这将会为愚人节带来更多欢笑
This will give those April fools a lot more smiles per gallon.
你们这些笨蛋…？
What are you fools... Batman!
蝙蝠侠！
嘿，蝙蝠侠！
Hey, Batman!
看样子小丑船长真的很喜欢黏着你
Looks like Captain Clown is really getting attached to you.
你杀了小丑船长！
You killed Captain Clown.
You killed Captain Clown!
我一定要报仇，蝙蝠侠…
Just for that, Batman...
嘿，蝙蝠侠，你臭死了 我在这里都闻得到！
Hey, Batman,
you stink so bad I can smell you from here!
P-U-!
Pyew, pyew, pyew!
Yee-haw!
正义总是很热情，蝙蝠侠！
Justice is served hot, Batman!
You're going to melt just like a grilled cheese sandwich.
你就快熔化成火烤起士三明治了
Justice will be served, Joker.
正义总会来到的，小丑
Service with a smile?
带着笑容吗？
Clean up your act, Joker.
改头换面重新做人吧，小丑
Oh, that's a joke, right?
你在开玩笑吗？
Batman finally told a joke.
蝙蝠侠终于说笑话了
Batman! You wouldn't let me fry, would you?
蝙蝠侠！你不会让我下油锅吧？
Batman!
蝙蝠侠！
I've taken eight showers and I still feel soiled.
我已经洗八次澡了 还是觉得脏兮兮的
Ugh! I've never seen so much garbage.
我从来没看过这么多垃圾
What's wrong, Alfred? Aren't you feeling better?
怎么了？阿尔弗莱德 不是好多了吗？
"What's wrong," sir?
怎么了？少爷
I destroy a priceless Ming vase, and you ask me what's wrong?
我打破了一只非常珍贵的明朝花瓶 你居然还问我怎么了？
Don't worry about it.
用不着担心
I'll just take it out of your salary for the next couple of years.
我会从你往后几年的薪水里扣
Very well, sir.
很好，少爷
Alfred.
阿尔弗莱德
April Fool's.
愚人节快乐，呵呵呵呵！
编剧：艾伦伯涅，艾瑞克洛多斯基 布鲁斯提姆
English - SDH
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