（警察）
（银行）
片名：蝙蝠侠在我的地下室
编剧：山姆葛安 克里斯赫贝尔
导演：法兰克保尔
像老大说的，轻易就得手了
A piece of cake. Just like the boss said.
Yeah, all it took was five minutes.
前后才花了五分钟
And that will get you five years.
然后那就叫你们坐五年牢…
With good behavior.
如果举止可取的话
Bird seed?
鸟食？
Hey, Roberta, it's got a walkie-talkie wrist band.
罗贝塔，这里有手腕通话器…
A pen light, binoculars, even this cool badge.
（小侦探）
笔型手电筒、望远镜 甚至还有个酷徽章
Yo, Sherwood, what you got there?
喂，谢伍德，你手里有什么？
It's a junior detective kit.
小侦探配备 还有，我是叫谢尔曼
And the name's Sherman.
A fake, just like you, wormwood.
假的，就跟你一样，小虫
Whoa. Check this out.
哇！来看这个
A hawk.
一只老鹰
Come on, Frank. Those are mine.
够了，法兰克，那是我的
Come on. Give it back.
还给我
Can't you find any of your own species to play with?
难道你们不能去找自己的同类玩吗？
Ah, don't pitch a fit. We're just kidding around.
别生气，我们只是闹着玩的
Hey, that's no hawk.
嘿，那不是老鹰
Judging by its wingspread and the shape of its head,
从他的翅膀和头型看来…
很明显是一只大非洲秃鹰
it's obviously a giant South American vulture.
A vulture, in Gotham City?
秃鹰在高谭市？
Sure thing, Sherlock.
当然啦，福尔摩斯
Come on, Roberta.
走吧 罗贝塔
Sherman, where are we going?
谢尔曼 我们去哪里？
A vulture in Gotham City is a mystery worth checking out.
秃鹰在高谭市 这神秘事件值得去探讨一下
Come on, Roberta. It went in there.
来吧，罗贝塔，他进那里去了
（禁区 闲人勿进）
Sherman, the sign says it's condemned. You shouldn't go in.
谢尔曼，牌子上说这是禁区
你不该进去的
Men.
男人
I don't like it.
我不喜欢这样 杰，你给我蹲好装傻吧
Cop a squat and dummy up, Jay.
If the boss said to meet him back here, we meet him here.
如果老大叫我们在这里和他碰面 我们就在这里和他碰面
What's that?
那是什么？
It's just birdseed, birdbrain.
只是鸟食而已，鸟脑袋
Come on, let's get out of here.
走吧！我们离开这里吧！
企鹅人
The Penguin.
Aw, Scrap, my faithful pet.
撕块，我最忠实的宠物
Ready for a ripe repast?
想吃块熟食吗？
That bald buzzard gives me the willies.
那只秃鹰叫我毛骨耸然 如果不是撕块及时赶到…
If it weren't for Scrap,
you two would be feathering your nest at Stonegate Penitentiary.
你们俩就会在石门监狱蹲牢房了
Now, where is it?
现在，赃物在哪里？
Oh, how much more doth beauty beauteous seem by this sweet egg,
哦，我们弄到手的 这个甜蜜的宝贝蛋…
可见识过多少美丽的事物啊？
which we have scrambled for?
They stole the Vonalster Fabergé Egg.
（俄国金匠法贝尔给沙皇设计的一套珠宝彩蛋）
他们偷了范尔斯特的法贝尔蛋
The what?
偷了什么？
Don't you read the papers?
你不看报纸吗？ 报上的漫画算吗？
Do the comics count?
That thing's worth a fortune.
那宝贝价值连城 我们得通知人
We gotta tell someone.
Batman!
蝙蝠侠！
Get that capon crusader.
去抓那个自命不凡的英雄
Batman.
蝙蝠侠
（开关）
Get out. Now!
马上出去！
Yes, sir.
是的，先生
你该听你自己的忠告的
You should have taken your own advice.
你该听你自己的忠告的
Batman's in trouble. Come on.
蝙蝠侠有麻烦了，来吧
I don't know about this.
我可不确定
It's those delinquents. Stop them!
是那些不良少年，阻止他们
快，进去 谢尔曼，快想办法
- Quick, inside. - Sherman, do something.
我们得逃出这里
We gotta get out of here.
What am I doing?
我在干什么？ 我还不能开车
I'm not old enough to drive.
I can't reach the pedals.
我踩不到油门
我可以
I can.
压那个长一点的
Push that long one.
再压一次
Hit it again.
好吧，罗贝塔，加足油门
Okay, Roberta, floor it.
败在两个乳臭未干的小孩子手上
Be-fowled by a couple of fledglings.
继续，我想我开始熟练了
Keep it going, Roberta.
I think I'm starting to get the hang of this.
醒醒，蝙蝠侠，这可帮你
Come on, Batman. This will help.
没事了
It's okay.
我叫谢尔曼 我也是个侦探
My name is Sherman. And I'm a detective, too.
我们藏在我的地下室里
We're lying low in my basement.
我们也把蛋带来了
We got the egg down here, too.
（犯罪案件）
See, this is my crime lab.
看见了吗？这是我的犯罪实验室
-这可不是你的蝙蝠洞 -胶囊…
It's not exactly the Batcave.
Capsule.
胶什么？
"Cap" what?
不，你没被胶住，你在这里很安全
No, you're not captured, Batman.
You're safe here. It's just Mom and me.
只有妈和我，她在上班
And she's at work.
哦，还有罗贝塔也在这里 她很酷
Oh, yeah. And Roberta's here. She's cool.
不是
No-
遮阳罩…
Visor.
Wonder what that meant.
我不知道那是什么意思 别看我，我也不知
Don't look at me. I've had enough mystery for one day.
我今天有够多的神秘事件了 我要去报警
- I'm calling the police. - No way.
不行
A detective always has to protect the identity of his client,
侦探总是必须帮他客户的身份保密的…
特别是这位客户
especially when it's this client.
那些多管闲事的小孩不会跑太远的
Those meddling brats couldn't have gotten too far.
可是，老大，蝙蝠侠怎么办？
But, boss, what about the Batman?
Batman's a worm, less than nothing, a worthless peasant.
蝙蝠侠是条虫，不值一提 一个没用的农夫
另外，我放的瓦斯会让他 一周内都…
And besides, the gas will keep him null and void for a good week.
昏迷发呆
谢尔曼，你在下面干什么？
Sherman, what are you doing down there?
妈，没什么
Nothing, Mom.
你可不会再试着做火药吧？
You're not trying to make gunpowder again, are you?
No, Mom, honest.
没有，妈，真的 我们救了蝙蝠侠的命，格朗太太…
We saved Batman's life, Mrs. Grant,
我们现在帮他躲开坏人
and now we're hiding him from some bad criminals.
那很好，就是别弄得一团乱
That's good, just don't make a mess.
你干的好事，大嘴巴小姐
Nice going, Miss Bigmouth.
对不起，谢尔曼，我猜我太紧张了
Sorry, Sherman. I guess I panicked.
谢尔曼，我要去买东西
I'm going to the store, Sherman.
别找麻烦 当然，妈
Stay out of trouble.
Sure thing, Mom.
午安，格朗太太 天气很好，不是吗？
Afternoon, Mrs. Grant.
Lovely day, isn't it?
他拿到球了！他射球！ 看来会投进！
He's up! He shoots! It looks good!
喔！不！
Oh, no!
老天！ 弄下这些轮胎
Man, oh, man! Scope out these wheels.
你们最好别碰那部车
You guys better leave that alone.
Oh, Golly, we sure are scared, aren't we, Nicholas?
哦！我们可真害怕，是吗？尼可拉斯
哦！是的，法兰克 我们当然害怕
Oh, yes, Francis, we certainly are. Step aside, Shirley.
一边闪，小萝卜头
酷，这是谁的车？
Cool. Whose car is this?
It's my mom's-- My uncle's.
是我妈的… 我叔叔的…
好吧，你们瞧 这是蝙蝠车
All right, look, it's the Batmobile.
是呀，对
Yeah, right.
嘿，我不认为他在开玩笑
Hey, I don't think he's kidding.
这是什么？
What's this?
某种胶囊
Some kind of capsules.
Capsule?
胶囊？
遮阳罩里的胶囊 那是他的意思
Capsule on the visor. That's what he meant.
Give me that! It's a matter of life or death.
给我！ 这是事关生死的大事
No!
不
Whoa!
Come on, Batman, wake up.
快点，蝙蝠侠，醒来
It's him!
是他！
太好了！
Totally awesome.
我想知道他是谁 不可以！
I wonder who he really is.
No! Get back.
退后！
This isn't a game, you jerks.
这不是闹着玩的，浑蛋 如果那只秃鹰在这里…
If the vulture's here that means
那表示企鹅人就在后面
the Penguin will be right on his tail.
企鹅人？
The Penguin?
Oh, no! What's that?
喔，不！那是什么？
糟了 是他！
Oh, great! It's him.
够了 我要打911叫警察
That's it. I'm calling 911.
It's dead.
电话不通
电话没用啊，老大
So much for phone calls, huh, boss?
那就拼个你死我活吧
Then it's them or us.
Be careful with that egg, Roberta.
小心拿好那个蛋，罗贝塔 我打赌我们可以找到能帮忙的东西
I bet we can find something here to help us.
我想没人在家
I don't think anyone's home.
Yeah, the place is locked up tight.
这地方上锁了
石墙关不住我…
Stone walls do not a prison make nor locked doors a barricade.
锁也挡不了我
绅士们，我滥用了这称呼…
Gentlemen, and I use the term loosely,
after you.
你们先进去
好啦，准备行动
Okay, get ready for operation Fowl Play.
多么小资产阶级啊
How bourgeois.
Tearing this place apart could only improve it.
砸了这个地方只会改进它
Let the egg hunt begin.
开始寻蛋游戏
嘿，大乌鸦，你还好…？
Hey, Raven, are you okay?
这些平民的家具真廉价
These commoners have such cheap furniture.
快点，蝙蝠侠，快醒过来
Come on, Batman, snap out of it.
如果那没摇醒他 我不知道什么才叫得醒他
If that didn't wake him, I don't know what will.
前进！
Charge! Now, Roberta!
现在，罗贝塔
Nice shot.
丢得好
小心，罗贝塔 你不要太靠近他
Be careful, Roberta, you don't wanna get too close.
We did it.
我们做到了！
儿童保卫他们的巢穴 多可贵
Children defending their nest. How noble. How endearing.
多成人
多无效
How ineffective.
Grab the little pests.
抓住这两个小鬼！
他还没醒？
He's not awake yet?
法兰克以为他看到他眨了眼睛
Frank thought he saw his eye blink.
英勇的尝试，可是我赢
Valiant effort, but I win.
现在，退开，可恶的小鬼
Now, back away, you irksome imps.
Ah.
我的宝贝蛋奖品
A treat with my egg.
切割他
Sliced ham.
不
No-
永别了，蝙蝠害虫
Farewell, Bat-vermin.
Batman!
Back off, Penguin.
退开，企鹅人
绅士们，你们的时机掌握得真完美
Gentlemen, your timing is impeccable.
别饶过任何一人
Take no prisoners!
I'II clip your wings, you flying rodent.
我会折断你的翅膀，会飞的嗑齿动物
还有点晕，是吗？
Still a little dazed, are we?
We're safe!
我们安全了！
我的房子！
- My house! - Sherman!
谢尔曼
也许你们安全了！
Maybe you're safe.
年轻人，你要给我好好解释一下
Young man, you've got some serious explaining to do.
Uh, Mom, I'd like you to meet Batman.
妈，我想介绍您认识蝙蝠侠
蝙蝠侠，这是我妈
Batman, this is my mom.
-夫人 -你好
Ma'am.
Uh, hello.
我说，蝙蝠侠，你不会是单身汉吧？
Say, Batman, you wouldn't be single, would you?
（小英雄立大功 抓住企鹅人）
（高谭动物园 获得稀有秃鹰）
现在，我说到哪了？
Now, where was I?
有人老是偷范杜奇先生的报纸
Someone keeps swiping Mr. Vanducci's newspaper?
Right, Frank.
对，法兰克，你和尼可拉斯 去准备监视行动
You and Nick set up for surveillance.
罗贝塔和我会去怀曼太太家 她的狗不见了
Roberta and I will be over at Mrs. Fineman's. Her dog is missing.
你是老大
You're the boss.
Sherman.
谢尔曼 谢尔曼
制片：艾伦伯涅、艾瑞克洛多斯基 布鲁斯提姆
English - SDH
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