（警察）
（银行）
片名：如果你这么聪明 为什么你没发财？
编剧 ：大卫坏斯
导演 ：艾瑞克洛多斯基
- Miss Welbeck. - Yes, Mr. Mockridge?
维尔贝克小姐 是的，马可瑞奇先生？
（坎贝迪尊 弥诺陶洛斯（牛头魔）谜题制作者）
爱德华尼格马来了吗？
Has Edward Nygma come in yet?
I don't think so.
还没
Good. If you need me, I'll be down on the eighth floor.
很好，如果你要找我 我会在八楼
What's going on here?
这里是怎么回事？
Where's my office? My door was right here.
我的办公室呢？ 我的门本来在这里啊
"Was" is right.
的确
（爱德华尼格马）
What's the meaning of this?
这是什么意思？
What does it look like, Eddie?
你觉得呢，爱迪？
You're out of here. You're history. You're fired. Comprende?
你被开除了、变成历史 你被炒鱿鱼了
Have you lost what passes for your mind?
你疯了吗？
You can't afford to do without me, Mockridge.
你不能没有我啊，马可瑞奇
I can if you're gonna sue me for royalties.
如果你要控告我窃取专利权的话 我可以没有你的
I created the Riddle of the Minotaur game.
我创造了〝弥诺陶洛斯谜题〞的游戏
This company is making millions from my genius.
这家公司因为我的天才 赚了几百万元
Competitron Software's success didn't come from the product, Nygma.
坎贝迪尊软件的成功 不是来自产品
Competitron has a corporate attitude.
坎贝迪尊倚赖的是企业态度 在交易、合约上的实力…
Its strength is in the boardroom, the deal, the contract.
Specifically the work-for-hire contract you signed.
特别是你签的接单开发合约
You are a fool, Mockridge, to think you can get away with this.
你是个蠢蛋，马可瑞奇 竟然认为你会因此没事
Your amoral greed is no match for an intellect like mine.
你那种没道德的贪婪 跟我这种知识份子的调子不合
Oh, yeah? Then tell me something, Eddie.
是吗？让我告诉你，爱迪
If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?
如果你这么聪明 为什么你没发财？
（两年后）
So I've made sure that Competitron
我确定坎贝迪尊拥有 〝弥诺陶洛斯谜题〞的所有权
owns all rights to Riddle of
the Minotaur free and clear.
Considering all the licensing and merchandising,
包括所有的授权跟销售…
well heck, we just built a Minotaur amusement park
海克，我们刚在城外盖了一个 游乐园
outside this city.
And if we'd had to pay royalties on all that to the creator-
如果我们要付版权给创造者…
You can stop pitching, Mockridge.
你不用再推销了，我要做这笔生意 这样才能把坎贝迪尊移到高谭
I want this deal so I can move Competitron to Gotham.
This city desperately needs the jobs it'II create.
这个城市极度需要更多工作机会
（马可瑞奇，给你一个谜题）
What's he trying to...
他想干什么？
（为什么几千万元的交易…）
What did you say? Mockridge, are you okay? Mockridge!
你说什么？
（会败在荒地呢？)
马可瑞奇，你还好吗？
马可瑞奇！
We'll have to wrap this up later, guys. Something's come up.
我们得之后再处理这件事了 现在有点急事
Excuse me.
恕我告退
Well, whatever that meant, it sure rattled his cage.
不管那句话是什么意思 都让他惶恐不安了
"Why do multi-million dollar deals break down in the wasteland?"
〝为什么几千万元的交易 会败在荒地呢？〞
It has to have a double meaning.
一定有双重意义
Master Dick, that must be quite a computer game
迪克少爷，那个游戏一定很有趣 不然不会需要用一台5千万的电脑来玩
to be worth tying up a $50 million computer.
Not a game, Alfred, the game. Riddle of the Minotaur.
不是随便的一个游戏，阿尔弗莱德 这是最棒的游戏
〝弥诺陶洛斯谜题〞
It's really cool, look.
很酷的，你看 你不只得逃开所有陷阱…
Not only do you have to avoid all these traps,
but you've gotta solve all these riddles.
还得解开所有谜题
〝阿拉斯加的诺姆跟…
佛罗里达的迈阿密之间 最短距离是多少？〞
Well, a straight line. What else?
一条直线 还有什么？
Begging your pardon, young sir,
抱歉，主人 但地球仪上应该是条弯曲的线吧？
but mightn't the answer on a globe be a curved line?
Wasteland, wasteland.
荒地…荒地…
- My word. - Oh, that. That's the Hand of Fate.
天啊！
那个啊，那是命运之手
When you make a mistake, it picks you up
当你犯错时，它会把你带到迷宫的 另一个地方去
and takes you to another part of the maze.
Doesn't Mockridge own a club downtown called The Wasteland?
马可瑞奇不是在市中心有一家 叫做荒地的俱乐部？
The Wasteland!
荒地！
Right.
对了，荒地
- The Wasteland. - I mean in the game.
我是说在游戏中 那是条死路，看到没？
It's a dead end, see?
Come on.
走吧 丹尼尔马可瑞奇正向陷阱走去
Daniel Mockridge is walking into a trap.
（荒地夜总会 音乐与跳舞）
Nygma?
尼格马？
Nygma.
尼格马
Decode that message all by yourself, Mockridge,
你自己解开那个谜题吗，马可瑞奇？ 还是有别人帮你？
or did you have help?
You're trespassing, Nygma. Get out.
你擅闯这里，尼格马 出去
You can't kill this deal.
你不能终结这项交易
I'm selling out to Wayne,
我要把这个合约卖给韦恩 你不能阻止我
and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
Of course there isn't. You don't understand.
我当然不能
你不了解 我有个提议
I have a proposition for you.
You've come up with a new game?
你发明出新的游戏了？
This? No, this puzzle is far more than any mere game.
这个？不，这个谜题不只是游戏 你不同意吗？
Wouldn't you agree? Or do you need to try it yourself?
还是你要自己试试？
Solve it. Then we'll talk.
解开它，然后我们再谈
Oh, for crying out loud.
喔，搞什么鬼！
What is this, some kind of extortion scheme?
这是什么，勒索的诡计吗？
You think I want money?
你以为我要的是钱吗？
Not anymore. What I want now is you.
不再是了
我现在要的…
是你
Empty.
空的
Well, well. "Bat" something-or-other, isn't it?
好呀 是〝蝙蝠〞之类的吗？
Who invited you?
谁邀请你们来的？
You know what happens to gatecrashers?
你们知道擅闯者会发生什么事吗？
They have to match wits with...
他们得跟…
The Riddler.
谜语人拼智力
谜语人？
The Riddler?
那是什么，尼格马(e nygma) 开你名字的玩笑吗(enigma 迷)？
What is that, Nygma, some kind of joke on your name?
Nygma?
哎呀，你们这些穿斗篷的人 可不可以有头脑一点？
My, my. Can we actually have a brain
beneath that pointy cowl of ours?
告诉我，你们准备好对抗了吗？
So tell me, have you brawn to match?
我喜欢那个招数 但我每次都不成功
I love that trick, but I can never make it work.
算你目前被处理了，好吗？
Let's consider you handled for now, shall we?
我来了
Coming through!
做的好，蝙蝠侠
Well done, Batman.
但你够聪明，能够同时 解救两个人吗？
But have you wits enough to save two people at the same time?
那是我创造的 中国翻花绳变种
It's my own variation on the Chinese finger puzzle.
蝙蝠侠，你得帮我，我可以付钱 蝙蝠侠，你要什么我都给
Batman, you gotta help me.
I can pay you, Batman!
Anything you want!
蝙蝠侠！
Batman!
嘿，这里越来越热 把我弄出去！
Hey, it's getting hot in here.
Get me out of this thing!
你是什么意思，开他名字的玩笑？
What did you mean, a joke on his name?
你知道他是谁？
You know who he is?
我看到看板时 就知道是弥诺陶洛斯谜题的创造者
I figured the creator of the Minotaur game
was behind this the minute I saw that billboard.
我在公司纪录里看过他的资料
I read all about him in the company records I examined.
他的名字叫尼格马 爱德华尼格马
His name's Nygma, Edward Nygma.
我了解了，〝E Nygma〞 谜题（enigma）或难题的意思
I get it. E. Nygma.
Meaning a puzzle or riddle. An enigma.
E Nygma··一个谜题 至少我们知道对象是谁了
At least we know who we're looking for.
嘿，布鲁斯，你看
Hey, Bruce, look.
灯光，为什么所有的灯光 都在闪烁？
The lights. Why are they all flashing?
那是摩斯密码
It's Morse code.
应该会得到他们的注意
That should get their attention.
为什么？ 你已经得到你要的人了
But why? You got the guy you wanted.
蝙蝠侠知道我是谁
Batman knows who I am.
我们得先把他跟他的同伙解决
We'll have to put him and his snot-nosed cohort
out of the way first.
走吧
Come on.
那是什么意思？
What did it say?
〝弥诺陶洛斯的主人 什么时候会跟象眼一般高？〞
"When is the Minotaur's owner as high as an elephant's eye?"
Hmm.
马可瑞奇是弥诺陶洛斯的主人 但什么跟象眼一样高呢？
Well, Mockridge owns the Minotaur,
but what's as high as an elephant's eye?
玉米
Corn.
玉米？
Corn?
那是在你的年代之前 一首老歌歌词
It's from an old song lyric, before your time.
所以他的意思是什么？ 〝马可瑞奇伤成的时候？〞
So, what's he saying? "When Mockridge is corny"?
〝马可瑞奇在玉米里的时候？〞
"When Mockridge is in the corn"?
〝玉米〞还有什么意思？
What's another word meaning "corn"?
玉米粒？玉米穗？
- Uh... Kernel? Cob? - Maize!
玉米宫 〝马可瑞奇在玉米宫里〞
"When Mockridge is in the maize."
游乐园里的迷宫 没错
The maze at the amusement park.
Exactly.
（弥诺陶洛斯谜题）
马可瑞奇在哪里？
Where's Mockridge?
迷宫的中间 跟弥诺陶洛斯机器人在一起
In the center of the maze, along with the Minotaur robot.
我已经设定好程序 他将在凌晨4点半摧毁他
I've programmed it to destroy him at exactly 4:30 am.
你只剩下10分钟不到 可以到迷宫里拯救他
Which gives you less than
10 minutes to run the maze and find him.
但首先，拆下你们的万能腰带
But first, throw down your utility belts.
那样会比较有趣，你不觉得吗？
It'll be more interesting that way, don't you think?
你现在可以进去了
Now you may enter.
喔，顺道一提 你们也得回答弥诺陶洛斯的谜题
Oh! And by the way,
you'll have to answer the Riddle of the Minotaur too.
我等不及了
I can't wait.
你上次玩的时候 走到哪里？
How far did you say you got in the game?
我不确定，大概一半吧
I'm not sure. Maybe halfway.
我已经喜欢上这个游戏了
Already I love this.
现在要往哪里去？ 我在想、我在想
- Now where to? - I'm thinking. I'm thinking.
你能想快一点吗？
Could you do it more quickly?
喔，狮鸶兽 距离你来的方向很近
Oh, the Griffin. Well, that just blocks off the way you came,
that's all.
不过我又自己做了些加强
Except I've added an improvement of my own.
（输家在前头）
〝输家在前头？〞
"Losers ahead"?
天啊！
Duck!
〝输掉头〞的意思 我不知道哪个比较糟，陷阱或双关语
Loses a head.
I don't know what's worse, the traps or the puns.
我想，现在告诉你不是好时机…
I guess this isn't a good time to tell you.
没有人到得了迷宫中心
Nobody's ever made it to the center of the maze.
I'll find Mockridge if I have to tear this place apart, Nygma.
如果得把这个地方摧毁才能 找到马可瑞奇，我会的，尼格马
I doubt it.
我怀疑
I made sure the perils are quite lethal.
我确定所有陷阱的危险程度 都是致命的
You have eight minutes, gentlemen.
你们有八分钟
Then Mockridge becomes the only good corporate shark.
马可瑞奇到时就会变成 唯一一个好的企业主：死的企业主
A dead one.
Great.
好了，你该不会说阿拉伯文吧？
You don't happen to know Arabic, do you?
No, but I can translate it.
不，但我会翻译
〝哪一条是通往进食区的路？〞
Oh, terrific.
太好啦，现在我们只能选一条 然后继续前进！
Let's just pick one and move!
We're going the wrong way! 'Cause here comes the Hand of Fate!
我们走错了 因为命运之手出现了！
Of course! We went to the left,
当然！我们走左边 但在阿拉伯世界，吃饭用右手
but in the Arab world, you always eat with your right hand.
We've gotta use one of these keys.
我们得使用其中一只钥匙 对，但要用哪一只呢？
Yes, but which one?
And why are they labeled A, C and D?
为什么会标上A、C跟D呢？
Don't look at me.
不要看我啊
Let's try D.
试试D吧
Look out!
小心
Try another one.
试另外一个 好
Okay.
A this time.
这次换A
No, wait!
不，等等！
Turn that key and there'll be three blades.
用那只就会出现三个刀片
- But how do you- - It's the C key. Trust me.
你怎么…？ 是钥匙C，相信我
It's a musical puzzle.
那是音乐题
They key of D has two sharps.
D音有两个升记号
The key of A has three.
A音有三个
But the key of C has no sharps.
但C没有
〝地球仪上任两端最短的距离〞 我记得这个问题
The shortest distance between two points on a globe.
That one I remember.
One minute, Batman.
只剩一分钟，蝙蝠侠
留在这里
Stay here.
- But that's the wrong door. - I know.
但那道门是错的 我知道
- But the Hand! - That's what I want.
但是命运之手！ 那就是我需要的
Batman! Batman, where are you?
蝙蝠侠、蝙蝠侠 你在哪里？
Forget it, kid. I handed him his walking papers.
算了吧，孩子 我已经给他出境证了
Get on.
上来
Just one question. How?
只有一个问题：怎么做到的？
I linked it to my palmtop computer.
我把这个连接到掌上型电脑
That is grand-scale cheating, Batman.
那真是个大作弊，蝙蝠侠 你无法影响命运之手
You're not allowed to tamper with the Hand of Fate.
I don't believe in fate.
我不相信命运
You probably don't believe in minotaurs either.
你大概也不相信弥诺陶洛斯
But you'll still have to answer the riddle.
但你还是得回答谜题
I have billions of eyes, yet I live in darkness.
我拥有几十亿双眼 但住在黑暗中
I have millions of ears,
我有百万只耳 但只有四瓣耳垂
yet only four lobes.
I have no muscle, yet I rule two hemispheres.
我没有肌肉 但我统治两个半球
What am I?
我是什么？
That's simple. The human brain.
很简单 人类的头脑
数十亿条视觉跟听觉神经…
It has billions of optic and auditory nerves
four lobes and two hemispheres.
四瓣脑叶跟两个脑半球
And it's the only thing Edward Nygma respects.
而这是唯一一个爱德华尼格马 尊重的东西
A lucky guess, that's all.
不过是侥幸猜对
But it won't save you, Batman.
但这样也无法拯救你，蝙蝠侠
Destroy them!
摧毁他们！
I solved your riddle, Nygma.
我解开了你的谜语，尼格马 现在该你回答我的谜语
Now here's one for you.
How do you take out a minotaur with a single blow?
怎么一次把弥诺陶洛斯击退？
Like this!
就像这样
You're through, Nygma.
你玩完了，尼格马
Sorry, boys, but you'll never find me.
抱歉，你们找不到我的
I'm not even in the amusement park.
我根本不在游乐园里面
And by the time you get out of the maze,
等到你们走出迷宫的时候…
I'll be out of the city.
我已经离开这个城市了
I guess the mayor's happy about this.
我想市长应该会很开心
Bringing in $5.5 million a year in new jobs will do that.
一年创造可以带来五百五十万的 新工作，他当然高兴
But that creep Mockridge got to pocket a cool 10 mil from the buyout.
但那个马可瑞奇因为买断版权 拿到一千万美金
What a burn.
真是浪费
Maybe. But we've been searching for The Riddler for months,
或许，但我们已经搜索了几个月 还没找到他
and he's still out there.
Mockridge may have his money,
马可瑞奇或许拿了钱 但他不会睡得安稳
but he won't be sleeping well.
How much is a good night's sleep worth?
一夜好眠值多少钱？
Now there's a riddle for you.
这是给你猜的谜题
制片：艾伦伯涅、艾瑞克洛多斯基 布鲁斯提姆
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