（警察）
（银行）
小丑狂欢世界 片名
保罗迪尼 编 剧
伯德柯克兰 导 演
（亚克汉收容所）
Be sure the bulbs are spaced far enough apart
确定球茎的距离够远 根才有空间生长…
for proper root growth,
还有记得给幼苗们 照射到足够的阳光
and remember to give the seedlings plenty of sunlight.
加入适量的水，然后…
Add just enough water. Then...
嘿，我在看那个节目
Hey, I was watching that.
And now you're watching this.
你现在在看这个了
Next, a dog drinks milk out of his owner's mouth.
下一个 一只会从主人口中喝到牛奶的狗
Change it back.
转回来
不不不 我不要
Oh, no, no, no. Don't want to.
警卫！
Guard!
What's the problem?
有什么问题？
Don't look now, Sonny Jim, but the plant lady's gone wackers again.
不要看我，吉姆小弟 这个植物女又发疯了
He started it. I was just sitting here.
是他开始的 我只是坐在这里
That's right. You're always blaming me.
对啊，你每次都责怪我
And the children wonder why we fight.
然后孩子们不知道 为什么我们会争吵
Crazy.
疯了…
I know you are, but what am I?
我知道你疯了 不过我是什么呢？
Okay, okay, you'll watch this quietly,
好，好，你们两个安静地看电视 不然就回去牢房里
or you'll go back to your cells.
Jawohl!
是的 我不在乎
I don't care.
You hold my hand, and I'll slug you.
你如果握我的手 我会打你喔
Guard!
警卫！
Just kidding. Just kidding.
开玩笑的、开玩笑的 帕米拉，开心点
Yeesh, Pammy, lighten up.
This is Summer Gleeson live at Gotham Palisades Boardwalk,
这是葛丽森在 高谭帕莉撒德斯街的报导
where it's opening day
今天是富豪卡麦隆凯撒 最新的度假村开幕日
at billionaire Cameron Kaiser's latest Showplace resort.
（新开幕）
Total price tag for this fun-seeker's mecca,
这个度假胜地的总价 高达30亿美金
nearly $300 million.
It's true, Summer.
的确，葛丽森，我开始建造 世上最豪华的赌博度假村
I set out to create the most opulent gambling resort in the world.
After all, what's a few million here and there
只要我的贵宾们开心 花个几百万有什么问题？
as long as my guests are happy?
Gotham's elite have turned out in style for the opening.
高谭的政商名流都现身参加 参加开幕会
Bruce Wayne, perhaps you can give us a hint
布鲁斯韦恩 或许你能给我们一点提示…
about the top secret theme of Mr. Kaiser's new casino.
告诉我们凯撒先生的新赌场 计划中的一些最高机密
Looks like we'll find out together, Summer.
看来我们可能得一起寻找了 葛丽森
Ladies and gentlemen, the wait is over.
各位女士先生，等待终于结束
I officially welcome you, one and all...
我正式欢迎你们…
来到小丑狂欢世界
- To Jokers Wild.
什么？
Say what?
（小丑狂欢世界）
真是恶心
Oh, just disgusting.
Psst! Summer, we're on the air.
葛丽森，我们在转播
Oh, uh... There you have it.
喔…大家看到了 让我们听听贵宾们的反应
Let's get a reaction from the guests.
- Uh, Mr. Wayne. - No comment.
韦恩先生 我无可奉告
凯撒先生…
Mr. Kaiser, why build a casino seemingly in honor
为什么要盖一个像是要对 史上最邪恶的罪犯致意的赌场？
of one of history's most notorious outlaws?
葛丽森，拜托，我的小丑是 扑克牌跟游戏的经典符号
Summer, please.
My joker is a classic symbol,
long associated with cards and games.
I can't help it if there's a passing resemblance
如果跟某个疯狂罪犯相似 那我也没办法
to some criminal fruitcake.
那个洋洋得意的蠢蛋 竟敢用我的肖像赚钱
How dare that smug, preening fool try to cash in on my image!
Now who should lighten up?
是谁该开心点啊？
Don't get cute with me, Red.
不要跟我装可爱
He's ripping me off. I'II protest.
他剥削我，我要抗议
Yeah, I'II sue.
对，我要控告他
Then I'll rip his lungs out.
然后我要把他的心肝挖出来
And I will, too.
我也会
Take it easy.
放轻松
I feel dizzy.
我头晕
难过…每个东西都在旋转
Sick... Everything's spinning.
Oh! Need a doctor.
我需要看医生
喔，小丑
Oh, Joker?
Thanks for the smile.
谢谢你的笑容
Hang on. I'll get Dr. Bartholomew.
撑着点 我去找巴萨罗米医生
Yes. Hurry. Please.
好，请快一点
Sucker.
真是好骗的人
What a maroon. Ha!
真是个孤立无援的人
I know you are, but what am I?
我知道你是谁，但我是什么呢？
The Joker!
小丑
一路狂笑着从出口逃走了
Exit stage left, laughing all the way.
嘿 不好意思
- Hey! - Excuse me.
- There he is! - Get him!
他在那里！ 抓住他！
站出来一起玩大家最爱的游戏 〝小丑拿的桶子里装了什么？〞
Step right up and play everyone's favorite game,
"What's the Joker got in the pail?"
Maybe a deadly poison?
致命的毒药？
Or maybe just something to make the floor nice and slippery.
或只是让地板变光滑的东西？
嘿 小心
- Hey! - Look out!
I always did know how to make an exit.
我总是知道该怎么离开
Ta-da!
Don't try this at home, kids.
不要在家尝试啊，孩子们
Peekaboo.
躲猫猫
Sorry, no riders.
抱歉，不载乘客
Now to treat Mr. Cameron Kaiser to a real blowout opening.
现在该去给卡麦隆凯撒先生 一个真正精釆的开幕式了
I didn't mind driving down here
我不介意突然被告知 要送你的装备来这里
at a moment's notice with your equipment.
And I was happy to dream up a plausible alibi for your date.
我也开心因为你不想约会 帮你想个有说服力的不在场证明
But staying in this horrid place pushes even my tolerance.
但待在这个糟糕的地方 让我的忍耐到了极限
Mine too.
我也是
But I'm convinced
但我相信建造小丑主题赌场 不是凯撒的原意
it wasn't Kaiser's original goal to make a Joker-themed casino.
- See? - But why the deception?
看到没？ 但为什么要这样蒙骗大家？
That's what I intend to find out.
这就是我想找出的事情
"Camelot." Hmm.
〝卡麦拉特〞
（互助保险公司 付予：卡麦拉特）
Looks like Kaiser broke the bank on this place.
看来凯撒在此花了大钱
（杰克纳皮尔：又名小丑）
What an interesting hobby you've got, Cameron.
真是有趣的嗜好啊，卡麦隆
Hey, you.
嘿，是你
Where are you? Come out and fight.
你在哪？出来跟我对抗
Jumpin' Jiminy Christmas.
开心感动的圣诞节
It's an homage to me.
这是对我表示敬意的地方呢
I'm kind of sorry I have to blow it up.
有点难过 我得要把它炸掉
Go on and open table six. We got players waiting.
去开第六桌 有玩家在等着呢
Hmm.
Then again, all work and no play...
只有工作，没有玩乐
Good evening, folks.
晚安，各位
The game is blackjack.
今晚的游戏是黑杰克
Joker's rules, of course.
当然要遵守小丑的规则
Ooh! Blackjack already.
黑杰克
Lucky me.
我真是幸运
- Hey. - What?
嘿 等等
Hold on.
Don't be sore losers.
不要输了不甘愿
We're here to have fun.
我们是来这里是要找乐子的
Mr. Kaiser, that dealer's doing something screwy.
凯撒先生，那个发牌者 有点古怪
I'm calling security.
我去叫保安人员
No. Wait.
不，等等
Ooh! Mercy me. Another blackjack.
太侥幸了，又一张黑杰克
One might think I had an ace up my sleeve.
有人可能会想 我在袖子里藏了王牌
Let him deal.
让他发牌吧
Yes, sir. You're the boss.
是的，你是老板
- Try your luck, friend? - Why not?
想试试运气吗，朋友？ 好啊
Say, don't I know you?
我是不是认识你？
Sure. Bruce Wayne.
对，是布鲁斯韦恩
Huh.
So this is how your family made all those billions.
所以这就是你的家族 赚进那些千万财富的方法
The secret's out. And you are?
秘密被发现了，你是？
Oh, just a nameless clown, shuffling my life away.
喔，我只是个无名小丑 靠发牌维生
Too bad it has to be in such gruesome surroundings.
不过被这些可怕的装饰环绕 真是太糟了
Don't care for the decor?
不喜欢这里的装饰？
Not hardly. All those horrible faces grinning at me.
对啊，那些可怕的脸 对我露齿笑着…
That would do things to my mind after a while.
那种影像会盘旋在我心里 好一阵子
Who says you have one?
谁说你有心的？
Yeah, I'd be ready for the laughing academy
如果整天盯着那个丑陋的小丑看 我就可以去参加笑声协会了
if I had to stare at that ugly clown all day.
为什么我得… 开始吧
- Why I ought to... - Hit me.
Twenty.
20
Oh, lucky me. Twenty-one.
喔，我真走运，21
How nice. A little something for the Wayne Charity Fund.
真好 可以贡献给韦恩慈善基金
Good night.
晚安
He's here.
他在这里
Place your bets, folks.
请下赌注，各位
- You. - Huh?
你
- Batman. - It's Batman.
是蝙蝠侠 我不敢相信
I don't believe it.
- It is Batman! - What's he doing here?
是蝙蝠侠 他在这里干什么？
Whoops! Time to cash out.
该换现金走人了
- Hey! - Hey
Stop that guy.
Here's where I get off.
这是我下车的地方
Whoo!
Not bad for a starter,
是个不错的开始 但真正的好戏还在后头呢
but the real fireworks are still to come.
Whoops! Coming through. Hot stuff. One side, please.
借过，很烫的食物 请闪到一边
（施工中 禁止靠近）
（小丑狂欢游乐场）
I wouldn't take odds on this place lasting the night.
我不会冒险 让这些东西隔夜
（危险！爆炸物）
Helipad.
直升机场
I want my personal 'copter ready for takeoff in 20 minutes.
我要个人直升机在20分钟内 准备起飞
Yes, sir, Mr. Kaiser.
是的，凯撒先生
Going somewhere?
要出去啊？
First you trash my penthouse, then my casino.
你先破坏我的公寓 现在是我的赌场，你还想摧毁什么？
You gonna wreck something else?
If I didn't know better, I'd say you wanted this place destroyed.
如果我猜的没错 你希望这个地方被毁灭
After spending 300 million to build it?
在花了30亿盖这个地方以后？ 那可不是个好交易，朋友
That's not good business, my friend.
I've seen the unpaid bills.
我看过没付钱的帐单 盖这个赌场害你破产了
Building this casino has bankrupted you.
That's why you turned it into a target for the Joker.
所以你让这里变成 小丑的目标
Once he destroys it, you'll collect the insurance money.
一旦他摧毁这里 你就可以拿到保险金
You hit the jackpot, Batman.
你猜对了，蝙蝠侠
But I've got too much at stake to be stopped now.
但我现在已经无法停止了
Ah! You again.
又是你
- What do we do with him, boss? - Send him down to his friend.
我们应该拿他怎么办，老板？ 送他去他朋友那里
Huh?
Kind of slow on the reflexes, eh, Batsy?
反应有点慢是吧，蝙蝠侠？
That car crash must have taken more out of you than I thought.
那个撞车事件一定让你 受到严重伤害
醒来、醒来
Wakey, wakey.
我想说你想清醒着 面对自己的死亡
Thought you'd like to be conscious for your own demise.
我可是尽了很多心力
I really put some effort into this one.
一旦我转动轮盘…
Once I spin the wheel,
你、赌场、以及那个笨蛋凯撒…
you, the casino
and that strutting fool Kaiser will all be blown sky-high.
都将被炸到空中
不坏吧？
Not bad, eh?
你不会害到凯撒的 你是他的替死鬼
You won't get Kaiser. He's been playing you for a patsy.
Eh?
他要你炸掉这地方 所以他才能拿到保险金
He's counting on you to blow this place up
so he can collect the insurance.
等到你安全逃脱 凯撒早就在几哩外嘲笑你了
By the time you get clear,
Kaiser will be miles away, laughing at you.
我讨厌你说话有道理的时候
I hate it when you make sense.
我会跟凯撒算帐 男人对小丑
I'II settle my score with Kaiser, man to clown.
但这不代表 你就没事了
But that still doesn't let you off the hook.
这样如何，蝙蝠侠？ 看来你的死期到了
How about that, Bats? Looks like your number's up.
马上带我离开这里 是的
- Get me out of here now! - Yes, sir.
发生什么事？
What happened?
有个小丑扑向我 抢了我的直升机
Some clown jumped me and grabbed my 'copter.
凯撒先生在那里
Mr. Kaiser's up there.
你在转什么，笨蛋？
What are you circling for, you fool?
这是个适合我的计谋，凯撒先生
It was a scheme worthy of me, Kaiser.
The way you got me riled up and turned me loose on this place.
你激怒我、然后让我在这里 失去控制
（自动驾驶启动）
你…你该毁掉赌场的
You... You were supposed to destroy the casino.
对，但我发现摆脱你 然后自己掌控那里更有趣
Yeah, but then I realized it'd be more fun to get rid of you
and run the show myself.
但…你不能那样做！
But you can't!
喔，拜托，凯撒先生 你应该比所有人都更了解…
Oh, please, Mr. Kaiser, you of all people should've realized
一副牌里一定有张小丑
there'd be a joker in the deck.
为什么他总是死而复活呢？
Why can't he ever stay dead?
Gotcha!
射到了！
太好了
Yes.
对了，把他嚼碎 然后吐出来
That's it. Chew him up and spit him out.
停止！你会把大家都杀了！
Stop! You'll kill us all!
这就是前亿万富翁卡麦隆凯撒 跟小丑的下场
And so it ended for both ex-billionaire Cameron Kaiser
and the Joker.
Ah! Enough of this rubbish.
受够这些废话了
嘿！我们在看耶
Hey!
We were watching that.
又再度回到亚克汉
And was returned to Arkham.
Ah, you bunch of no-good, whacked-out losers.
你们这些糟糕疯狂的失败者 你们让我感到恶心
You make me sick.
制片：艾伦伯涅、艾瑞克洛多斯基 布鲁斯提姆
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