（警察）
（银行）
虚虚实实 片名
马提山博，罗伯思葛 编 剧
迪克斯巴思特 导 演
Huh? "When do» a soc-pound gorilla sloop?"
500磅的大金钢睡在哪里？
What is this, some kind of joke?
这是什么，开玩笑吗？
（错误）
Listen, you stupid machine, I want my money.
笨蛋机器，我要我的钱！
（结余：5千6百28点92元）
Hey! Stupid machine, give me back my money.
嘿，笨机器，还我的钱来
谁在里面？有人在吗？
Hey! Who's in there? Anybody in there?
任何股都卖 全数成交或取消
- Sell any market. - Fill or kill.
给我2万点 股市炒的真火热
- Bid me 20,000. - The market's on fire.
我们真是损失惨重
We're taking a bath on that one.
那个铃声是怎么回事？ 股市还有15分钟才休市呢
What's with the bell? The market doesn't close
for another 15 minutes.
有什么比扁平足的节启动物糟糕？
"What's worse than a millipede with flat feet?"
天啊，我们的电脑被破坏了
Good Lord, we've got a computer vandal on our hands.
不要再碎碎念了，阿尔弗莱德 如果票有错…
Stop whining, Alfred.
If you think the ticket's a mistake,
等我们到前面去时，你可以跟 售票员讲
you'll get a chance tell the whole story
to the clerk when we get up there.
如果我活得了那么久的话
If I live that long.
I'm sorry, folks,
我很抱歉，各位 你们得耐心等待
you'll just have to be patient.
电脑系统还是当机中
The computers are still down.
"How do you get five elephants into a compact car?"
怎么把五只大象塞入一个小型轿车中？
他来了 局长，看看这里
- There he is. - Commissioner, look here.
有关于线索的事情是真的吗？ 那谜语的部分呢？
Is it true about the clue? What about the riddles?
有任何新证据吗？ 有任何关于谜语的真相吗？
- Have any new proof? - Any truth to the riddles?
局长，你可以给我一个答案吗？
Commissioner, can you give me just one answer?
能告诉我们事件的内容吗？
So, what's the story on this?
我们正尽全力搜查 不要再问问题了
We're doing everything we can. No more questions.
我很抱歉
I'm sorry.
看来爱德华尼格马又回来了
Looks like Edward Nygma's making a comeback.
对，尼格马
Yeah, Nygma.
他把所有警察局资料库中 自己的档案都删掉了
He's deleting all his files from every police database we can access.
Look, he's left no trace
他没有留下任何 驾照或社会安全号码的资料
of any driver's license or social security number.
没有银行帐户、信用卡 也没有出生证明
No bank accounts, credit cards, not even a birth certificate.
就像是他从没存在过一样 那么书面资料呢…？
As if he never existed.
But what about the hard copies of-
戈登
Gordon here.
什么？有人刚送一个箱子到楼下…
What? Someone just delivered a crate downstairs
上面画了问号
with question marks painted on it.
而且里面有滴答声
And it's ticking.
（警察资料室）
Move it, people. Gordon's orders. We need this area cleared now.
快点，各位，戈登的命令 我们需要清空这个地方
（限经授权人员进入）
（爱德华，尼格马 又名〝谜语人〞）
（爱德华，尼格马，又名〝谜语人〞
小心点、小心点
Gently, gently.
我们这样子永远也打不开 在我们的面前是一个
We'll never get it open this way.
What we've got here is a variation on the ancient Chinese puzzle box.
古老中国魔方的变体
你能解开吗？ 开什么玩笑？
- Can you solve it? - You kidding?
你看到的是一个可以在37秒内 解开魔术方块的人
You're looking at the guy who solved the Baxter's box puzzle
in 37 seconds.
Of course, this time I don't have a Sledgehammer.
当然罗，这一次我没有大槌子
A-ha!
（退出）
- Some kind of threat? - More like an invitation.
这是恐吓吗？ 比较像是邀请
小心点啊 你应该知道俗话说
Careful, vigilante. You know what they say,
curiosity killed the Bat.
好奇心会杀死蝙蝠
这些是你要的文件吗，尼格马先生？
These the papers you wanted, Mr. Nygma?
Of course, they are.
对
你们确定这些是唯一的影本吗？
Did you make certain these are the only existing copies?
They'd better be.
最好是这样
知道这些是什么吗？
Any idea what these are?
我们还希望你能告诉我们呢
That's what we were hoping you could tell us.
我有别的线索要去查
I've got other leads to follow.
你负责仔细查看那个电脑
Meantime, I want you to search every inch of that mainframe.
如果发现不寻常的东西 马上通知我
And if you find anything unusual, inform me immediately.
"Where does a 500-pound gorilla sleep?"
5 00磅的金刚睡在哪里？
有什么比扁平足的节启动物糟糕？
"What's worse than a millipede with flat feet?"
怎么把五只大象塞入一个小型轿车中？
And, "How do you get five elephants into a compact car?"
什么地方都可以 就跟长颈鹿喉咙痛的问题一样…
Anywhere it wants, a giraffe with a sore throat,
把两只放在前座、两只放后座 一只放在后车厢里
and two in the front seat, two in back, and one in the trunk.
对、对，我知道 任何小学生都知道那些问题
Yeah, yeah, I know. I know.
Any schoolboy knows those. But brainteasers are the Riddler's M.0.,
但是谜题是谜语人的武器…
不是像这些老掉牙的笑话
not corny old jokes like these.
Perhaps the questions are the clues, not the answers.
或许那些问题的重点在于线索 而不是答案
比如说，这些问题都跟动物有关
For example, they all seem to involve animals.
Also numbers.
还有数字 5 00磅的大金刚
A 500-pound gorilla.
节启动物：代表1 0 00只脚 还有5只大象
A millipede, meaning 1,000 legs.
And five elephants.
让我们把数字转化为罗马数字
Now, let's convert them to Roman numerals.
D、M、V
- Look. - D-M-V.
Department of Motor Vehicles.
汽车监理站 汽车监理站
可是我记得你说过 他已经把那里的记录删掉了…
But I recall you mentioning
he'd already obliterated his records there,
所以为什么要回去呢？ 为了要拿书面资料
so why return?
For the hard copy.
（尼格马 爱德华）
快点，快出去
Come on, we're out of here.
（监理站）
Now, well, [never was any good at parallel parking.
我的路边停车很逊
And I'm not too clear on the laws
我也不太清楚礼让行人的法律
about pedestrian right-of-way either.
（硝酸 危险爆炸物）
Now, while you're disabling my van, you might wish to consider
在你破坏我车子的时候…
想想看即将爆炸的…
the effect of the imminent collision
硝化甘油带来的后果
on the nitroglycerin inside.
Your message sounded urgent. Found something?
你的留言听起来很紧急 找到什么东西了吗？
You bet your... I mean, yes, sir.
当然啦… 我是说，是的，长官
It's a virtual-reality program.
这是一个虚拟现实的程序 它不是使用键盘或遥控杆…
Instead of using a keyboard or joystick, you put this puppy on
你只需要戴上这个玩意 就可以进入电脑建立的世界…
and enter a whole computer-generated world
and interact with everything in it, as if it actually existed.
跟所有逼真的东西做互动
What do you mean?
什么意思？
Just watch the screen.
看看大萤幕
A pixel is worth 1,000 words.
一张照片胜过千言万语
Care to try it, Commissioner?
要试试看吗，局长？
Sort of like playing a computer game from the inside, isn't it?
感觉像从里面玩电脑游戏 对吧？
Amazing, it even feels real.
真神奇，感觉像真的一样
The military's been experimenting with virtual reality
军方一直在进行 战斗模拟方面的虚拟实境实验
for combat simulation.
- And what's Nygma doing with it? - Nothing now.
跟尼格马有什么关系？ 目前没有
他没有进入这台电脑的管道 因为它不是接在电话线上
He can't access this computer, it's not hooked up to a phone line.
- Why'd he want us to find it? - Good question.
那为什么他要我们找呢？ 很好的问题
But there's no way to know till I go through all the files.
在我看过所有档案前 我们是不会有答案的
Guess I should get back to work after I grab a snack.
吃过点心后，我该回去工作了 你会饿吗？
- You hungry? - No, thanks.
不会，谢谢
Batman's young friend is fairly clever,
蝙蝠侠的年轻朋友很聪明 但他无法回答所有问题
but he doesn't have all the answers.
Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no tales.
不要问我问题 我不会告诉你任何故事
Another riddle, Nygma?
另一个谜题吗，尼格马？
It all makes sense when you add it up.
当你把一切加起来 就会了解了
Four quarters and a penny, sir?
四个25分硬币（quarter）跟1分硬币？
Penny, penny. Cent, red cent.
一分、一分
一分硬币、红色的一分硬币
Copper, it's made of copper.
铜币，一分是铜制硬币
And "copper" is another word for "policeman."
铜币（copper）的另一个涵义是警察
And "no tails" would be heads.
不是硬币的〝背面〞 那就是前头（head）
Police, head, quarters.
Police headquarters.
警察局总部（Police headquarters）
Bravo, sir.
猜的好，主人 当你把谜题放在一起，答案就出现了
It does make sense when you add it up.
And four quarters and one penny make 101 cents.
4个25分硬币跟1个1分硬币 加起来是101 分
So...
所以…
Police headquarters, room 101.
警察局总部，101号房
The commissioner.
局长
Virtual reality?
虚拟实境？ 是的，蝙蝠侠
Quite so, Batman.
And everything your commissioner is experiencing in here
局长体验的一切…
seems so real to him, it might as well be real.
对他而言都很真实 搞不好就是真的
I'd give his heart another 15 minutes, at most.
我顶多再给他的心15分钟
He can't be online.
他不可能在线上啊
（退出）
（错误）
I searched through every file.
我查了每一个档案
You searched the software.
你查的是软件 如果你有去检查硬件…
Had you bothered to examine the hardware,
you would have discovered a cordless modem line.
你就会发现一个无线数据机线
I wouldn't do that, Batman.
我不会那样做，蝙蝠侠
Disconnecting Gordon would be fatal.
让戈登断线可能会害他丧命喔
The sudden stop would be like slamming
突然停止就像是以时速4 00哩 冲向一道砖墙一样
into a brick wall at 400 mph.
No, if you wish to get Gordon out alive, Batman,
如果你想让戈登活命 你就得进来带他出去
you'll have to come in here and get him.
算了吧，谜语人掌控那个世界 你撑不了一分钟的
Forget it. The Riddler controls that world.
You wouldn't last a minute.
We'll use these.
我们用这个 可以让我的一只耳留在现实中…
They'll let me keep one ear in reality,
so stay in touch.
所以，保持联系
One door leads to a plane where kings and queens contend.
有一扇门 通往国王皇后争斗的飞机
Can you find it?
你找的到吗？
- Suggestions, partner? - I'm working on it.
伙伴？
（?？谜语？?）
（谜语？? ?）
A pity you can't earn extra lives in this game.
真遗憾你无法在这个游戏中 多赢几条命
真是难得的经验 被一堆问号攻击，对吧，蝙蝠侠？
Quite an experience, being riddled with questions, isn't it, Batman?
（疯狂意图）
蝙蝠侠，不要开那扇门
Batman, don't open that door.
〝疯狂意图〞代表〝自动车〞
"Crazy intent" means...
"Loco motive."
我想你要我相信 那是你计划的
I suppose you expect me to believe you planned that.
可是你还是没找到正确的门
But you still haven't found the right door.
蝙蝠侠，我想我了解线索的意思了
Batman, I think I figured out the clue.
国王跟皇后争斗的飞机 可能是指西洋棋盘
The plane where kings and queens contend could mean a chessboard.
有任何〝将军〞 或是〝黑白〞的门吗？
Is there a door marked "checkmate" or "black and white"?
〝4096〞，等等
"4096."
Wait a minute.
西洋棋盘上有64个格子，对吧？
There are 64 squares on a chessboard, right?
对，所以呢？
Yeah. 80?
所以4096是64的平方
So, 4096 is 64 squared.
只有你可以让国王移动，蝙蝠侠
Only you can put the king in check, vigilante.
要按照规则移动，不然就要结束了
Move according to the rules, or it's the end of the day.
错了，蝙蝠侠
Wrong move, Batman.
我知道了，他们叫你…
I've got it. They call you the Dark Knight, right?
黑暗骑士
所以你应该像个骑士般移动
Then you have to move like a knight.
往上两步、跨一步 因为错误的移动代表〝白天的结束〞
That's it. Two up, one across,
'cause a wrong move means "the end of the day," or...
或是〝黑夜降临〞代表骑士的末日
"Knight fall," of course.
尼格马，你有什么计谋？
Nygma, what are you up to now?
这一切是怎么回事？
And why this?
那是让我了解 同时让你自己推断，黑暗骑士
That is for me to know and you to deduce, Dark Knight.
如果这是个线索 有可能跟有珀加索斯（希望之神，有双翼的飞马）有关吗？
If this is a clue,
could it have something to do with the Pegasus?
不要看我 我的希腊神话不及格，记得吗？
Don't look at me. I flunked Greek mythology, remember?
他的线索总是有双重意义
His clues always have a double meaning.
所以，如果有珀加索斯 同时也是个星座的名字…
So, if Pegasus is also the name of a constellation-
我对天文学倒是很了解
Now, astronomy I do know.
你现在在猎户座
You're in Orion now.
所以你要过了金牛座
So you wanna keep going past Taurus,
then hang a sharp right at Andromeda.
然后在仙女座的地方右转
你就会到达天马星座区
And that should put you right in the constellation Pegasus.
欢迎来到谜语城，蝙蝠侠
Welcome to Riddlerville, Batman.
事情有点混乱 但我相信你可以搞定
Things are a little mixed-up here, but I'm sure you can fix that.
你的局长在这个方块里
Your commissioner is contained within this cube.
解开谜题 你就可以进去了
Solve the puzzle, and you gain access.
没问题，蝙蝠侠 那是一个魔方
No problemo, Batman.
That's a Baxter's box. I can guide you through it-
我可以教你怎么解…
不能接受任何的指导
No coaching from the peanut gallery.
你有一分钟时间，蝙蝠侠
You have one minute, Batman. Then the clock strikes two.
然后时针会指到2
如果你做得到，我也可以
If you can do it, so can I.
I should've known you'd cheat.
我应该知道你会作弊
试的好，但是在我的世界 你要照我的规定玩游戏
Nice try, Batman, but in my world, you play by my rules.
你或许掌控了这个世界 尼格马…
You may control this world, Nygma,
可是我还是可以控制自己
but I still control myself.
The name is Riddler. Edward Nygma no longer exists.
我叫谜语人 爱德华尼格马已经不存在了
你可能还记得 他已经被不知感恩的老板开除了
You might recall that he was once fired by an ungrateful employer.
那是私人的问题
That was a private matter, and should've remained one.
企图杀人不是个私人问题，尼格马
Attempted homicide is never a private matter, Nygma.
如果你没有插手，让尼格马沦为逃犯 就会是个私人问题
But it would've been if you hadn't interfered
and turned Nygma into a fugitive.
所以我删除了尼格马 就像我现在要删除你一样，蝙蝠侠
So I deleted Nygma,
just like I'm about to delete you, Batman.
我们可以这样继续下去 只要你做得到
We can keep this up as long as you can.
任何你想到的数字 我们都可以加倍
Any number you can think of, we can double.
告诉我，谜语人 你可以分散注意力到34个方向…
Tell me, Riddler, how can you split your focus in 32 directions
同时还可以专注 让你的世界继续运转吗？
and sustain the concentration it takes to keep your world together?
你做不到 不
- You can't. - No!
不
Huh? What happened?
发生什么事？
我也可以轻松的逃脱
I can escape that easily, too.
但是，如果地球是公正的…
But then, if the planet were equitable,
我就会保有以前的工作
I'd still have my old job.
不，不，不
No, no, not yet. No!
看来他遭受到某种攻击
Looked like he suffered some kind of attack.
像是成应超过负荷之类的
Like a sensory overload or something.
可是我们永远都无法确定 因为我们找不到他
But we'll never know for sure because we'll never find him.
是吗，拜托
Oh, no? Come on. I think he left us a clue.
我认为他留下了线索
〝如果地球是公正的…
"If the planet were equitable, I'd still have my old job. "
我就会保有以前的工作〞
对啊，〝如果世界是公平的…
Of course. "If the world's fair, I'd still have my ex-position. "
我还是会保有博览会〞 真是受不了
Oh. Give me a break.
看来他没有及时逃离虚拟实境
Looks like he didn't escape his virtual reality in time.
你是说他被困在自己的程序里？
You mean he's been trapped inside his own program?
有可能 要如何把他带出来…
Could be. And how to get him out may be a riddle no one can solve.
可能是个无解的谜题
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