（警察）
（银行）
哈莉与毒藤女 片名
保罗迪尼 编 剧
伯德柯克兰 导 演
（单行道）
You jerks!
你们这些混蛋！
Ah! The wind in my hair and the Batman at my heels.
风吹着我的头发 而蝙蝠侠在我后头追
It's the kind of night that makes you glad to be alive.
这样一个夜晚让你觉得 活着真好
Right, Harley girl?
是吧，哈莉？
Sure thing, Mr. J.
当然了，小丑先生
Quick! Turn here!
快点！在这里转弯！
- But, boss, that's- - I said, turn!
可是老大，那是… 我说转弯！
Yes, sir.
遵命
Why didn't you tell me someone put a hi" there?
为什么你没跟我说 这里有个斜坡？
- I tried, but- - Never mind. Just hand me the gun.
我试着要说，可是… 算了，把枪递给我
Come on! Come on!
快点！快点！
Here.
拿去
Hey, Batsy!
嘿，蝙蝠！
This is where I leave you flat.
这就是我让你躺平的地方
（碰）
You nincompoop!
你这个大笨蛋！
You didn't say which gun.
你又没有说是哪支枪
Let's go. Let's go!
快走、快走！
If he wants the car that bad, he can have it.
如果他那么想要这部车 就给他吧
Next time, clown.
下次一定抓到你，小丑
（开怀城，结束营业）
No, we didn't get the diamond.
不，我们没拿到钻石
The "Dork Knight" showed up before we even got to the museum.
那个〝呆子骑士（Dork Knight）〞在我们到博物馆前 就出现了
我本来已经瞄准他了…
I had a great shot at him, too,
except my dear little Harley Quinn handed me the wrong gun!
结果亲爱的哈莉奎茵 给我错的枪！
可是看着你用 还满好笑的…
But, pudding, it was kind of funny watching you shoot at him
with the "bang" flag.
〝碰碰〞旗枪射他
Funny?
好笑？
You presume to tell me what I should think is funny?
你想告诉我什么是好笑的？
In fact, when have you ever
事实上，你什么时候…
contributed a worthwhile idea to this gang?
对本帮派提出有建设性的提议？
我有让我们逃开蝙蝠侠的追逐啊
Well, I did get us away from Batman.
Huzzah!
喔，好啊！
The kid gets lucky, and she wants a medal!
这个小孩走狗屎运 还想要拿奖牌！
或许我应该让你主掌这个帮派
Maybe I should just let you run the gang.
Maybe you're a better crook than the rest of us put together.
或许你比我们全部加起来 都还厉害
Maybe
也许…
not.
不是
Fine! I'll show you! You'll be sorry!
好！我会证明给你看！ 你会感到抱歉的！
我会大干一笔 然后嘲笑你
I'll pull a big heist, and I'll be laughing at you.
Ha! Ha! You hear? Laughing!
听到没？嘲笑你！
I miss him already.
我已经开始想他了
（高谭博物馆）
（宝石世界的珍品）
Piece of cake.
小事一桩
（哈莉奎茵钻石 价值300万美金）
Mr. J will just plotz when I give him...
小丑先生看到会很兴奋的…
No. I'm keeping it for myself.
不，我要留给自己
Maybe.
也许吧
The heck with it!
管他的！
Nice work, butterfingers.
做得好，笨手笨脚的家伙
Why didn't you just turn on the Bat signal while you were at it?
为什么你不顺便打开蝙蝠信号？
我又不是故意想被抓
I wasn't trying to get caught.
可以骗的过我
Could've fooled me.
嘿，你不是那个植物女 毒橡女？
Hey! Aren't you that plant lady, Poison Oakie?
蔓藤，毒藤女
Ivy. Poison Ivy.
Sorry.
抱歉
Harley Quinn. Pleased to meet you.
我是哈莉奎茵 很高兴认识你
（三角龙）
This is not a good time to get acquainted.
这不是个互相介绍认识的好时机
Freeze!
不要动！
Any ideas?
有什么办法吗？
那些瓶子里装的是什么？
What you got in the bottles?
Plant toxins from the museum lab.
从博物馆实验室里偷的 植物毒素
Good enough.
可以了
Heads up!
头上有东西飞来了！
Stop in the name of the law!
站住，否则逮捕你们！
Not tonight, baby.
不是今晚，宝贝
Get in the car!
快上车！
What car?
什么车？
喔，那台车
That car.
（玫瑰芽）
- Yes! - Yes!
太好了 太好了
This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
这是一段美好友谊的开始
（欢迎来到牧草天堂）
（高谭环保局勒令停业）
I hate shots!
我讨厌打针！
I hate shots!
我讨厌打针！
Now, now. You're not immune to poison like I am
你跟我不一样 你对毒素没有免疫力…
and you won't last 10 minutes here in Toxic Acres without my antidote.
如果你不注射解毒剂 就无法在毒素田里撑超过10分钟
You'd think after living with Mr. J, I'd be used to a little pain.
你以为我跟小丑先生住在一起后 会习惯忍受一些痛苦
你为什么要忍受那个小丑？
Why do you put up with that clown?
Don't get me wrong. My pudding's a little rough sometimes,
不要误会 我的小布丁虽然有时有点难相处…
but he loves me, really.
但他是爱我的，真的
是呀，他爱你
Sure he does.
You're just one big forgiving doormat, aren't you?
你就像一个宽容的脚踏垫 不是吗？
I am not a doormat.
我才不是脚踏垫
Am I?
我是吗？
If you had a middle name, it would be "Welcome."
如果你还有个名字 一定是〝欢迎光临〞
But cheer up, kid. You just need some lessons
振作起来吧，孩子 你只需要上些女性自觉的课
in good old female self-esteem.
In other words, let's play with the boys on our terms.
换句话说 咱们来逗弄这些男孩们吧
（旅人俱乐部）
And now, gentlemen, if there is no new business,
各位先生，如果没有新的事情…
I propose we adjourn to-
我提议我们休会… 等一下，主席先生
A moment, please, Mr. Chairman.
那是谁？ 一个女人？
- Who is that? - A woman, here?
真是无法无天！
Outrageous!
这位年轻小姐，你是跟我开玩笑吗？
See here, young lady, is this some kind of joke?
The joke, my dear chairman,
亲爱的主席，所谓的笑话…
is this obsolete, sexist mockery you call a men's club.
是你称这个过时、性别歧视的组织 为绅士俱乐部才是个天大笑话
Now, I ask you,
我问你…
what kind of adventurers refuse to admit women?
什么样的冒险家 会拒绝让女人加入？
- What does she know? - That is ridiculous.
她知道什么？ 太扯了
Get her out of here. How dare she?
把她赶出去 她怎么敢进来？
如果你们想要的是一点刺激…
Still, if it's excitement you boys crave...
嘿！这是什么？
What is this?
- Let go! - Stop!
住手 停止
这应该能让你们这些强壮的男人忙一阵子了， 而我们柔弱的小女子…
That should keep you big strong men busy while we weak little girls
loot your trophy room.
要去抢劫你们的纪念杯陈列室啦
好耶，瑞德 你真是酷毙了！
Gee, Red. You got style!
This is true.
的确
（绅士俱乐部遭洗劫）
（嫌犯）
（高谭新闻，稀有植物遭窃）
（高谭新闻，犯罪新后）
（通缉，悬赏大笔奖金 哈莉／毒藤女）
（高谭新闻，犯罪新后）
What did you make? What did you make?
你做了什么？ 你做了什么？
蒸蔬菜跟甜菜汁 嗯…真美味
Steamed chard and beet juice. Hmm! Yum!
哟，绿色
Gee, green.
My favorite color.
我最爱的颜色
No offense, Red, but I'm not very hungry.
我无意冒犯… 但是我不太饿
我觉得自己不像以前那样 活蹦乱跳
Somehow I don't feel like my old perky self.
Something's missing.
我失去了某些东西
Will you stop? I can't believe you're still mooning
你别再这样了，我不敢相信 你到现在还为那个疯子难过
over that psychotic creep.
Well, maybe I'd feel better if I knew he missed me, too.
如果我知道他也想念我 或许我会好过些
（开怀城，结束营业）
Harley!
哈莉！
This place is going to blinking blue blazes.
这个地方简直乱七八糟
Anybody seen my socks?
有人看到我的袜子吗？
Harley!
哈莉！
They snapped at me!
他们想咬我！
What's going on, Roc?
怎么搞的，洛克？
The place is a mess, no one's fed the hyenas,
这个地方一团糟 没人喂狼狗、我找不到袜子！
and I can't find my socks!
Where's Harley?
哈莉在哪里？
You canned her, boss, remember?
你把她开除了，老大 记得吗？
So? She's always come back before.
所以呢？她以前都会自己回来
Gee,
啊...
我猜你还没看过报纸
I guess you ain't seen the papers then.
Papers? What are you babbling about?
报纸？ 你在胡说什么？
（犯罪新后）
（开怀城，结束营业）
该死！
I remember when I would go driving like this with Mr. J.
我记得以前我都会这样 跟小丑先生一起开车
小丑先生、小丑先生
"Mr. J, Mr. J."
换个人吧，哈莉
Change the record, Harl.
You want to be some wacko's victim the rest of your life?
你难道要一辈子都成为 那个怪人的受害者吗？
哈罗
Well, hello.
I think I'm in love.
我想我陷入爱河了
Ahooga! Ahooga!
Excuse me, boys.
不好意思，男孩们
Didn't your mommies tell you that's not the nice way to
你们妈妈难道没教你们 那不是引起女士注意力的好方法吗？
get a lady's attention?
Oh! And what are you gonna do? Spank us?
你们要怎么办？ 打我们屁股吗？
That's right, pigs. And here's the paddle.
没错，死男人 这就是打你们的拍板
There may be hope for you yet.
你大概还有希望
Choosing a weekend date, sir?
要选个周末约会的对象？
This is one sister act that's hard to follow, Alfred.
这两个女抢匪很难追踪啊，阿尔弗莱德
Only clue I have is this soil analysis from their tire tracks.
我唯一有的线索就是她们车轮痕的 土壤分析
（土壤分析）
Hmm.
Contains the same compounds you'd find in a toxic waste dump.
包含了跟毒素废弃场一样的成分
Then may I suggest an accessory this evening?
那我可以建议你使用一个道具吗？
What?
什么事？
Mr. J?
小丑先生？
哈莉？
Harley?
（来电追踪）
Hi, pudding. You still angry with me?
嗨，小布丁 你还在生我的气吗？
蜜糖、宝贝、南瓜派
Honey, baby, pumpkin pie.
You know I can't hold a grudge.
你知道我不会赌气的
你在哪里？ 在一个朋友家
- Where are you? - With a friend.
Look, I can't talk, but I wanted to let you know I'm okay.
我不能说太多，只是想让你知道 我很好
喔，我得挂电话了 下次再谈
Oops. Gotta go. I'll talk to you soon.
下次比你想像中快多了
Sooner than you think.
- What's up? - Wrong number.
怎么了？ 打错电话了
晚安，女士们
Evening, ladies.
Playtime's over.
游戏时间结束了
Land 0' Goshen, Harleen.
天啊，哈莉
Look who's come a-courting.
看看是谁来了
Looks like he's got us.
看来他逮到我们了
Looks like!
只是看起来！
Poor Batman. AII trussed up.
可怜的蝙蝠侠 被绑得紧紧的
而且无处可逃
And no place to go.
太好了 太好了
- Yes! - Yes!
（浓缩咖啡先生）
Here we have the typical male aggressor,
我们有一个典型的男性侵略者…
被女性奴隶囚禁在这里
fittingly imprisoned within the bonds of female domestic slavery.
坦白说 他从没那么好看过
And, frankly, folks, he's never looked better.
承认吧，亲爱的…
Admit it, darling,
你没想到两个女人能把你逮到吧
you didn't think two women were capable of bringing you down.
Man or woman, a sick mind is capable of anything.
不管是男是女 变态的心态是可能做出任何事情
A very enlightened statement, Batman.
真是有知识性的声明啊，蝙蝠侠
我们会把它刻在你的墓碑上
We'll carve it on your headstone.
Aloha, sucker.
再会啦，笨蛋
嘿，你没关灯啊？
Hey, did you leave the lights on?
My, haven't you been the busy little bees.
你们真是忙碌啊
Pudding?
小布丁？
You were out, so we just made ourselves at home.
你们出去了 所以我们只好把这里当成自己的家
Hope you don't mind.
希望你们不要介意
You found me!
你找到我了！
So much for self-esteem.
真是没自尊心
我希望你们了解 我们身处一个毒物废弃场
I hope you realize we're on a toxic waste dump.
I'd say you've got 10 minutes to clear out before the fumes do you in.
我说啊，在毒气进入你们体内之前，你们有10分钟时间离开
她说的对，老大
She's right, boss.
I'm feeling kind of...
我觉得有点…
Sick.
不舒服
Hold it in, Rocco.
忍住，洛可
我只是要过来拿回我的东西
I'm only staying long enough to collect what's mine.
Hey!
嘿
Ooh! Look at the goodies.
看看这些好东西
那是我们的，你这个卑鄙的家伙！
That's ours, you louse!
Pammy, I wouldn't leave you empty-handed.
喔，潘米 我不会让你空手的
既然你那么喜欢花…
Since you like flowers so much...
小布丁，不！
Oh, Pudding, no!
You can have mine!
你可以拥有我的！
Oh!
瑞德
对我起不了作用
It doesn't work on me.
Get them!
抓住她们！
喔，蝙蝠！
Oh, Batsy!
不要射了，你这个疯子
Stop shooting, you lunatic.
We're sitting on a powder keg.
这里有火药桶
我真蠢
Oops. Dopey me.
（新模型开放）
（自动驾驶启动）
No man can take us prisoner.
没有男人可以抓到我们
All right, ladies.
好了，小姐们
Raise them.
手举起来
（阿克汉姆疯人院）
That's it.
够了
Next time I start a gang, no women.
下次我再组一个帮派 绝对不让女人加入
Do you hear me?
你们听到没？
No women!
没有女人！
我想我们还是有机会的
I think we can still work it out.
Don't you?
对吧？
制片：艾伦伯涅，艾瑞克洛多斯基 布鲁斯提姆
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