（警察）
（银行）
片名：谋杀蝙蝠侠
编剧：保罗迪尼
导演：布鲁斯提姆
（蝙蝠侠遇害？ 神秘打击犯罪者失踪）
Oh, no.
喔，不
Let me in, please. I have to see Mr. Thorne.
让我进去，拜托 我得见索恩先生
A Sidney Debris to see you, sir.
有个叫做西德尼戴伯斯的人想见你
Send him in.
让他进来
Mr. Thorne, I'm so grateful you're willing to see me on such short-
索恩先生，我真感激 你愿意见我…
Nonsense, Sidney. Come in.
不要客气，西德尼，进来
Join me for a demitasse?
要来杯咖啡吗？
No, thank you, sir.
不用了，谢谢你
Oh.
喔，抱歉，我弄湿了皮椅
- Sorry about the leather. - Mmm.
I hear you've made quite a name for yourself on the streets, Sidney.
我听说你在街头变得颇有名气
What is it they're calling you? Oh, yes.
他们叫你什么？ 喔，对了…
"The Man Who Killed Batman."
〝干掉蝙蝠侠的人〞
Well, yes, no... That is, I didn't...
嗯，对，不，我没有…
Oh, Mr. Thorne, I'm in big trouble.
喔，索恩先生，我麻烦大了
Now, now, just relax, man.
放轻松
And tell me what's on your mind.
告诉我你的看法
Well, for a while now, I've been trying to move my way up
我一直试着要在黑道中出人头地
in the rackets.
A few nights ago, my pal Eddie G. told me about a big drug shipment
几个晚上前，我的伙伴艾迪告诉我 一个大宗毒品运送的交易…
he was picking up for some mob hotshot.
他要帮某个黑道大亨取货
Sounded like an opportunity and I wanted in.
听起来是个很好的机会 所以我想加入
（危险 丙烷瓦斯）
Whoa!
Hey, hey.
嘿、嘿！
- You want to blow this whole deal? - Sorry, Eddie.
你想要搞砸这整个交易吗？ 抱歉，艾迪
Why did you bring along that loser? He's useless.
你干嘛带那个白痴来啊？ 他一点用都没有
Not as bait for Batman.
他可以当引诱蝙蝠侠的饵
He'll be too busy kicking the crud out of Sid to notice us.
他将会忙着对付西德尼 而忽略我们
Yo, Sid. This is your big chance, bud.
嘿，西德尼 这可是你的大好机会
You do this job right, you might even score yourself a cool mob name.
你把工作做好 搞不好可以弄来个很酷的黑道名字
Like what?
像什么？
Uh... We'll call you
我们可以叫你…
Sid the Squid.
乌贼西德
Sid the Squid.
乌贼西德
Yeah, yeah.
对，对
Now, get your keister up there and holler if you see anything.
现在快点上去 如果看到东西就大叫
Like a hungry sea predator,
像个饥饿的海中掠食者…
Sid the Squid stretched his tentacles
乌贼西德伸展出他的触角…
through the Gotham underworld.
幽游在高谭黑社会中
Yeah, boy, I'm on my way.
太好了，我正在往上爬了
Nothing's gonna stop me now.
没有什么能阻挡我
That's weird, wonder where that...
真奇怪，不知道…
Help!
救命
The Batman.
蝙蝠侠
Hey, this isn't what it looks like.
嘿，不是这样的
Looks like a drug run to me.
看起来像个毒品交易 有人在街头交易货物
Someone's flooding the streets with that trash.
- I want his name. - I don't know.
我要知道他的名字 我不知道
I'm just the lookout, honest.
我只是看守的人
Sid's taking on the Batman.
西德正在跟蝙蝠侠对抗
Little weasel's got guts. No brains, but guts.
没想到他还颇有胆量的 没有头脑，胆量倒是不小
Split.
分散
Oh, I'm so sorry. It was an accident, really.
喔，我很抱歉 那是个意外，真的
- You okay? - Back off.
你还好吧？ 退后
Yes, sir.
是的
Don't let me fall, please!
不要让我掉下去，求求你！
Stop struggling. Let go!
不要挣扎，放手！
- What? - What was that?
什么 怎么了
I didn't mean it. He came right at me. I was just trying to get away,
我不是故意的，他攻击我 我只是想逃跑…
and he went over the side. Boom, whoosh, fire!
结果他就掉到火里去了！
I'm sorry.
抱歉
No one could live through that.
那样不可能活命的
You know what this means? Sid the Squid just offed the Batman.
你知道那代表什么吗？ 乌贼西德干掉蝙蝠侠了
你应该感到开心，西德尼
You should be happy, Sidney.
因为一个难得的灾难…
Through a one-in-a-million mishap,
你实现了高谭每个罪犯的梦想
you've realized the dream of every criminal in Gotham.
Huh?
终结蝙蝠侠
The utter demise of Batman.
索恩先生，我的一生…
You know, Mr. Thorne, my whole life
都梦想着可以成为大人物
I've dreamed of being a big shot.
西德尼、西德尼、西德尼
Sidney, Sidney, Sidney.
而那天晚上，就在那一刻 我的梦想成真
And that night, for one minute, all my dreams came true.
敬乌贼西德 烧死蝙蝠侠的英雄
To Sid the Squid, the man who burned the bat.
乌贼！乌贼！乌贼！
Squid! Squid! Squid!
高谭最强的人
The toughest guy in Gotham!
我突然想到 如果我打倒干掉蝙蝠侠的人…
Suddenly I'm thinking, if I take down the guy who took down Batman,
那我就会成为城里最强的人了
then I'll be the toughest guy in town.
嘿，我会投你一票的
You got my vote, Chief.
乌贼，给他点颜色瞧瞧
Come on, Squid, give him what for.
开始啊 快点
Come on, let's get it going here.
Get up. Come on.
场面完全失控
It was nuts, I tell you.
所有的小混混都想要 打倒干掉蝙蝠侠的人
Every creep and lowlife trying to get a little piece of the guy
who got Batman.
当警察出现时 我真的松了一口气
I was actually relieved when the cops showed up.
一点点啦
Well, sort of.
你们不能把我关在这 我有权利
- You can't keep me here. - I got rights.
可恶的警察
Lousy bulls.
静下来，你们这些吵闹的家伙 明天早上就会放你们走了
Simmer down, party boys. You'll be out tomorrow morning.
蒙托亚，听说街上有个人被谋杀
Uh, Montoya, word is coming in from the streets on a homicide victim.
他们有那个人的身份吗？ 有
- They have an ID? - Yeah, it's, uh...
是蝙蝠侠
It's Batman.
什么？怎么可能？
What? How?
就是那个海关的爆炸案
That explosion at the customs house.
他们说是某个叫做乌贼的人干的
They said it's the work of some mastermind called the Squid.
瑞妮，局长现在非常悲伤
Look, Renee, the commish is taking it pretty hard.
你可不可以…？ 当然，当然
- Could you, uh... - Sure, sure.
怎么样，输家们？ 你们今晚有看到什么吗？
How about it, losers? You see anything tonight?
有听说那个乌贼的事情吗？
What's the word on this Squid guy, huh?
Oh...
你呢，瘦皮猴？ 你有话要说吗？
What about you, skinny? You got anything to say?
等一下
Just one minute, please.
我是哈莉奎茵 戴伯斯先生的法律顾问
I'm Harleen Quinzel, legal counsel to Mr. Debris.
我已经帮他交保了 他不需回答任何问题…
I've paid his bail, and he doesn't have to answer any questions
直到他被正式起诉
until he's formally arraigned.
我是不是看过你？
Don't I know you from someplace?
我想我以前给过你一张传票
I think I served you a subpoena once.
小案子的传票
It was a small subpoena.
谁会愿意帮我交保呢？
Gee! Who would care enough to bail me out of the jug?
我妈都不跟我说话了
My mom doesn't even speak to me.
而我的假释官还在监狱里
And my parole officer's still in jail.
哇，小姐 你的妆可真浓
Wow, lady, you sure pile on the makeup.
我的老板喜欢我面带微笑去上班
My boss likes me to wear a smile to work.
嘿，我看过你，你帮…
Hey, I've seen you. You work for...
The Joker.
小丑工作
欢迎，西德尼
Welcome, Sidney.
请给我这个荣幸，让我…
Please, allow me the honor of shaking hands
跟完成不可能任务的人握手
with the man who did the impossible.
杀死蝙蝠侠的人
The man who killed Batman.
Whoops! Sorry, force of habit.
抱歉，坏习惯
只有一件事困扰着我，西德
You know, there's just one thing bothering me about your story, Sid.
没有找到蝙蝠侠的尸体
No body, no batus delecti, so to speak.
我们今晚应该去确认一下
We need to pull a job tonight just to make sure.
确定什么，老板？
Make sure of what, boss?
为什么那个老蝙蝠 买下那个洞穴
Why, that old Batsy's bought the cave, of course.
还有一件事，墨菲 不要再问蠢问题
And one more thing, Murphy. Don't ask stupid questions.
什么？
What?
Ah! Ooh!
I'll get the mop.
我去拿拖把
（钻石交易中心）
好了！哈莉，你去洗劫保险柜 我们负责准备
Righty-o! Harley, you loot the safe while the boys and I set up.
马上去，小丑先生
Right away, Mr. J.
当警察出现，拖延他们的时间 不要搞太多噱头
When the cops show, stall them for a while. Nothing too fancy.
只要让他们忙碌 直到蝙蝠到这里来，知道吗？
Just keep them busy until Bats gets here. Got it?
好的，老板
Sure, boss.
有问题吗，墨菲？ 没有，老板
- Any questions, Murph? - No, sir.
好人
Good man.
如果蝙蝠侠还没有得到最后报酬…
And if Batman hasn't really gone to his final reward,
我们会让他得到的
we'll see that he gets there.
从拮据过日到跟小丑称兄道弟 你混得不错啊，西德尼
Mmm. From pinching pennies to rubbing elbows with the Joker.
- Not bad, Sidney. - Please.
拜托，我不想跟他做朋友
Connections like him I can do without.
当然，警察不久以后 就包围了大楼
Naturally, it didn't take the cops long to
seal off the building.
当然那对开心先生来说没什么
Not that it mattered to Mr. Happy.
Where is he? He's never been this late before.
他在哪里？ 他从来没这么晚还没出现过
这种事情是有节奏的
There's a certain rhythm to these things.
我一惹麻烦，他就会出现
I cause trouble, he shows up.
我们一起开怀大笑 之后游戏又从头开始
We have some laughs, and the game starts all over again.
可是现在，都是你…
Only, now, thanks to you,
我有不好的感觉 他真的不会来了
I have this terrible feeling he's really not coming.
看看这些美丽的珠宝
Whee! Look at all the pretties.
把它们放回去，哈莉
Put them back, Harley.
小丑先生，你真会开玩笑 你不会…
Oh, Mr. J., you're such a kidder. You never could...
我说，放回去！
I said, put them back!
没问题，老板 我要放回去了
Sure, boss, I can do that. This is me putting them back. No problemo.
没问题
没有了蝙蝠侠 犯罪就不好玩了
Without Batman, crime has no punch line.
笑气炸弹让警察忙了好一阵子…
A laughing gas bomb kept the cops busy
我们就趁势从后面溜走
while we slipped out the back.
之后，小丑在王牌化学工厂 举行了小型的哀悼会
Later, the Joker held a little memorial
at the Ace Chemical plant.
（踢我）
你知道你最棒的地方在哪里吗？
You know what's great about you, Puddin'?
你真的让这个葬礼变得很有趣
You really put the "fun" in funeral.
亲爱的朋友们 今天是小丑哭泣的日子
Dear friends, today is the day the clown cried.
他哭泣并不是因为 哀悼一个人的死亡…
And he cries not for the passing of one man,
而是因为一个梦想的消逝
but for the death of a dream.
那种尝到打败他所痛恨的敌人 那种胜利的梦想
The dream that he would someday taste the ultimate victory
over his hated enemy.
蝙蝠侠让我变成 现在这个快乐的人
For it was the Batman who made me the happy soul I am today.
我绞尽脑汁想要找到 好好感谢他的方式
How I agonized over the perfect way to thank him for that.
或许可以往他脸上砸氰化物馅饼
Perhaps with a cyanide pie in the face.
或是开玩笑地 在蝙蝠车上放个会爆开的狂欢坐垫
Or an exploding whoopee cushion, playfully planted in the Batmobile.
但是那些梦想都被…
But those dreams were dashed by the weaselly Iittle gunsel
坐在这的那个狡猾家伙 粉碎了
sitting there in our midst.
那个胆小、卑鄙的小贼 搞不好只是走狗运…
The cowardly, insignificant ganef who probably got lucky
蝙蝠侠不小心踩到他的痰滑倒
when Batman slipped on the slime trail this loser left behind him.
这一堆恶心的脏东西…
This mound of diseased hyena filth
他不适合趴在地上舔我的痰
who's not fit to lick the dirt from my spats!
我岔题了 悲伤的时间已经过去
But I digress. The time for sorrow has passed.
我们应该微笑面对未来
It's time to look ahead to a future filled with smiles.
而我会再度微笑…
And I'll be smiling again
只要我们把那个人…
just as soon as we take that man there,
塞进那个箱子里…
and slap him in that box there,
然后丢到那一桶酸性药物里
and roll it into that vat of acid there.
不要、不要 我不是故意的
No, no! I never meant to do it!
救命
Help!
这一点都不有趣
This isn't funny anymore
如果我说抱歉 会有帮助吗？
Would it help if I said I'm sorry?
我真的、真的、真的很抱歉
I'm really, really, really, really, really sorry.
很好玩 谁想吃中国菜？
Well, that was fun. Who's for Chinese?
我以为我死定了
[thought I was a goner for sure.
可是当酸液开始腐蚀…
Then, just as the acid started to eat its way in...
Huh?
我被救了 那个箱子一定是被排水管吸走…
I was saved. The box must have been sucked down a drain pipe
然后被冲向岸边
and smacked open on the bank.
我知道我得逃出城外
I knew I had to get out of town.
所以我打电话给艾迪 求他帮我…
So I called Eddie G. and begged him to set me up
让我跟毒品交易的大头见面
with the big man behind the drug ring.
他叫我来见你
He sent me to you.
拜托，索恩先生 你既有钱又有权利
Please, Mr. Thorne. You're rich and powerful.
如果你帮我逃出高谭 我什么都听你的
I'll do anything you say if you can get me out of Gotham.
所以乌贼西德不过是个 可悲的时势受害者
So the famous Sid the Squid is nothing
but a pathetic victim of circumstance.
你以为我很笨吗？
Just how stupid do you think I am?
什么？ 你以为我没听到谣传…
Excuse me?
You think I didn't hear the rumors
听到那个下三滥的笨蛋 干掉蝙蝠侠的事吗？
of the third-rate stumblebum who rubbed out the Batman?
现在你又说你不小心整了小丑
And now you say you accidentally made a fool of the Joker?
没有人会那么幸运 或那么笨的
No one's that lucky or stupid.
有啊，就是我，我是说真的 承认吧
- Yes, I am. Honest. - Admit it.
你试着要抢夺我的毒品事业
You're trying to muscle in on my drug racket.
你假装自己很笨 然后想趁机打倒我
You've been playing dumb so you can get a shot at me.
不，我没有
No, really.
当然，我可以帮你逃出高谭 西德尼
Sure, I'll get you out of Gotham, Sidney.
装在棺木里
In a pine box.
You?
是你！
那是拔枪的代价
That's for pulling a gun.
那是毒品交易的代价
And that's for the drugs.
那是其他我不知道的恶行的代价
And that one's for any I missed.
喔，我真开心看到你
Oh, am I glad to see you.
等等，你怎么会活着呢？
Wait a minute, how come you're alive?
我在瓦斯桶爆炸前逃走了
I swung away before the gas tank exploded.
我想说，既然你相信我已经死了 我就跟踪你，看看谁是主脑
But I thought since you believed I was dead,
I'd tail you and see who was calling the shots.
所以是你把我从小丑手中救起来？
So you were the one who saved me from the Joker?
对
That's right.
很开心我可以帮上忙，再会啦
Well, glad to be of service. See you.
你还是索恩那一帮人的同伙
You're still an accomplice to Thorne's gang.
既然输了，就赢不了，是吧？
Guess I can't win for losing, huh?
我不确定，在对的环境下 你危险的名声…
I don't know. In the right environment,
a man of your dangerous reputation
还是可以得到很多敬重的
could still get a lot of respect.
他来了 是乌贼
- Here he comes. - It's the Squid.
高谭最强的人 几乎干掉蝙蝠侠
Toughest man in Gotham, nearly offed the Bat.
他设计索恩，还耍了小丑
Set Thorne up. He made a fool out of the Joker, too.
不要惹他 我还是成名了
- Don't mess with him, man. - A big shot at last.
制片：艾伦伯涅，艾瑞克洛多斯基 布鲁斯提姆
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