（银行）
（警察）
片名：物以类聚
编剧：查克曼维尔 布莱恩史蒂芬斯
导演：法兰克保尔
奥杜邦鸟，我的最爱
Ah, Audubon. My personal favorite.
擅自闯入真是抱歉 但至少你是被一个…
Sorry about the intrusion, sir, but at least you've been ransacked
by a man of impeccable taste.
品味非凡的人抢劫
Huh?
才刚出狱两天 你就又开始玩老把戏了，企鹅人？
Two days out of prison and you're back to your old games, Penguin?
怎么又是你！
You again, and again and again!
不
（再度入狱！）
就是今天了，是吧？ 准备要引起大骚动吗？
So today's the day, huh?
Planning on making a big splash?
不需要 真正的精英是不会被遗忘的
No need. They never forget the true elite.
你有很多令人难忘的事迹
Well, they got a lot to remember you by.
但是这次，我这只抬头挺胸的鸟 将会再度栖息于精英社会中
Ah, but this time, I'll reclaim my perch
in high society as an upstanding bird.
我已经得到教训了 绝对不会再犯
I've learned my lesson. Never again.
来吧，社会名流朋友正等着我呢 礼车一定已经等在外面了
Come. The cream of society awaits.
A limousine is no doubt at the ready.
怎么啦，企鹅人？ 社会名流们太忙了来不了？
Oh, what's the matter, Penguin?
Maybe the cream of society has curdled, huh?
你要不要上车？ 我要赶时间啦
You coming or not? I got a schedule, you know.
个性真是可爱
And a lovely disposition to go with it.
嗯，这跟我习惯的风格 很不一样呢
Well, this is hardly the style to which I am accustomed.
真高兴你很喜欢
Glad you like it.
我的声望在下滑了，皮尔斯 这个月只收到24封邀请函
I'm slipping, Pierce.
Only 24 invitations this month.
喔，亲爱的，你被踢出这个圈子了 我想你该办个派对
My dear, you're practically out.
It's high time you threw a party.
并且造成轰动 对啊，但要怎么做到呢？
And make it the biggest bash ever.
Yes, yes, but how?
我到春季之前都不会加入慈善团体 最近又没有有趣的名人
I'm out of charities until spring at least,
and there are no interesting celebrities.
Hmm.
记得小丑上次闯入 马非范艾登的派对吗？
Remember when the Joker crashed Muffy Van AIten's last affair?
He robbed us blind, but hey, what a giggle.
他害我们损失很多钱 不过还满好玩的
对啊，很有趣 但是小丑已经过气了
Yeah, it was amusing. But the Joker's yesterday's news.
Then have a peek at today's.
那看看今天的报纸吧
（企鹅人出狱了）
Ooh.
I love it!
我喜欢！
我最好去准备一下 迎接蜂涌而至的人潮
I'd best prepare myself for the welcoming throngs.
各位流氓朋友，回来真好
Well, fellow rogues, it's great to be back.
如果你们想给我惊喜 那可真是很成功呢
If you're trying to surprise me, you're doing an excellent job.
谁在那里啊？双面人？ 鳄鱼人？小丑？
Say, who's there? Two-Face? Croc?
Joker, old shoe.
都不是，企鹅人
None of the above, Penguin.
怎么又是你
Oh, no! Not you.
Get used to it.
不管你走到哪，我都会跟到哪 这就是你的特性
Wherever you go, I'll be right behind you.
Precisely where you belong.
但你不用多费心了 你难道没听说？我已经洗心革面
But you needn't bother. Haven't you heard? I've reformed.
要好好偿还我欠社会的债
Paid my debt to society and all that.
让我们拭目以待吧 我是来叫你把鸟嘴放干净点
We'll see.
I just came to tell you to keep your beak clean.
既然你都来了 要不要留下来喝杯卡布奇诺啊？
As long as you're here,
won't you stay for a cappuccino?
（老鼠药）
完全是我需要的 钟楼里的蝙蝠
Just what I need, a bat in my belfry.
等等，来了，哈罗
Hold on. Hold on, I'm coming. Hello.
科伯特先生？ 我是维若妮卡弗里兰
Mr. Cobblepot? Veronica Vreeland here.
维若妮卡弗里兰？ 那个维若妮卡弗里兰？
Veronica Vreeland?
The Veronica Vreeland?
是的，我确定只有一个 奥斯瓦尔德切斯特菲尔德科伯特吧
Yes. And I'm sure there's only one Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot.
我一直很想跟你碰个面 真的吗？
I've so wanted to meet you.
You have?
你明天有空一起吃晚餐吗？ 七点多在安杰罗餐厅
Are you free for dinner tomorrow? 7:00-ish at Angelo's?
他们的炸花枝很好吃
They do a darling calamari.
喔，当然罗，亲爱的 到时候见了
Oh, certainement, my dear. I'll see you there.
然后我说 〝但华顿，那些不是我的裤子〞
And get this.
Then I said, "But, Warden, those aren't my pants."
喔，奥斯瓦尔德 你真是调皮
Oh, Ozzie, you are such a rogue.
（西班牙语）
Ah, si, signore, a table for two?
需要两张桌子吗？ 那是我心里想的那个人吗？
Is that who I think it is?
走吧，滨琪 我们今年已经被抢了一次了
Come along, Binky. We've already been robbed once this year.
（西班牙语）
今晚真美妙，但告诉我，亲爱的 你在打什么算盘？
Such an enchanting evening.
But tell me, my dear, what are you hatching?
你这话是什么意思？
Whatever do you mean?
今晚的约会 不是单纯的饭局吧？
There's more to our encounter than meets my eagle eye, isn't there?
奥斯瓦尔德，你怎么会这样想呢？
Why, Oswald, how could you think such a thing?
我一直都被你贪婪的智慧 深深吸引
I've always been captivated by your... Your rapacious wit.
更不用说你那挺拔 跟罗马人一样的鼻子了
Not to mention that fine Roman nose.
当然罗 来，一起飞吧，小鸽子
Naturally. Come, let us fly, my dove.
Gargon, the check, if you please.
服务生，请给我账单
两位，我们的经理愿意 免费提供这顿晚餐
With respect, signore, the management offers the meal
with his compliments
if you will just leave.
只要你们马上离开
他们好像跟你很熟 你之前有来这吃过饭吗？
They seem to know you quite well. Have you eaten here before?
我常来这里外带
I've been known to stop by for a quick carryout.
Hey, I smell money.
嘿，我嗅到钱的味道
顺道一提，奥斯瓦尔德 两天后我要办个小派对…
By the by, Ozzie, in two days, I'm throwing a small do,
intimate almost, just 100 or so of my dearest friends.
可以算是私人派对 大概只邀请了100个好朋友
我非常乐意参加 你会邀请我，对吧？
I'd be delighted. You are inviting me, aren't you?
是的！
Yes!
你知道规矩吧，胖子 把钱包、珠宝都交出来
Okay, you know the drill, fatso. Wallet, jewels, cough them up.
你们这些傲慢的无赖 难道你们不知道我是谁吗？
You insolent curs. Don't you know who I am?
Not with that ugly mask you're wearing.
戴着张丑陋的面具 当然不知道你是谁啦
Take him, boys.
把他拿下，男孩们
En garde!
看招
That's too fine a collar for a mongrel like you.
你这种混蛋 不可以戴这么高级的项圈
Come on, you rotten...
来吧，你这个糟糕的…
I knew you couldn't stay clean for more than one day.
我就知道你无法撑超过一天
Let him go. He didn't do anything. It was those brutes.
放了他，他没有做错事 是那些坏蛋的错
He wasn't with them?
他跟他们不是一伙的？ 没错，你这个粗暴的治安维护者
That's right, you vulgar vigilante.
In my day, I associated with a much higher class of riffraff.
我现在可是跟上层社会人士交往
I'm so sorry, Ozzie.
我很抱歉，奥斯瓦尔德 只要你没受伤就好，蜜桃
As long as you weren't bruised, my peach.
"Peach"?
蜜桃？ 你为何不去当个好蒙面人…
Why don't you be a good masked man and ride off into the night.
往黑夜飞去 这一次，我会帮你善后
This time, I'll clean up after you.
He fenced with his umbrella? How droll.
他用雨伞帮你打坏人？ 真是滑稽
This Penguin will absolutely make your party.
这个企鹅人一定会 让你的派对很精釆
You know, it was quite touching actually.
其实我还颇感动的 会赶来救我的男人并不多
It's not often that a man rushes to my rescue.
很不幸的，他还想再跟我见面 是谁啊，维若妮卡？
Unfortunately, he wants to see me again.
Who's that, Veronica?
I've heard you're running around with a dangerous crowd.
我听说你跟一群危险人物 有交集啊
Well, keep it under your hat, Brucie,
不要说出去，布鲁斯 我找到企鹅人来参加派对
but, I've just snagged the Penguin for my party.
Why?
为什么？ 娱乐效果啊，笨蛋
For the entertainment, dodo.
Can't you just see their faces when that stuffed capon waddles in?
当那只胖鸡摇摇晃晃走进来时 你难道看不到大家脸上的表情？
I'd think twice if I were you.
如果我是你，我会再好好想想 喔，别那么严肃，韦恩
Oh, lighten up, Wayne.
After all, he is NOKD.
毕竟他是个外人
"Not our kind, dear."
跟我们不一样，亲爱的
Better be careful that your little joke doesn't come home to roost.
小心你的笑话没法让大家开心
（高谭市歌剧院）
（今晚上映 《丑角》）
So you're the president of Gotham First Federal.
你是高谭市第一联邦的总裁
I hope you've beefed up your security.
我希望你加强安全措施 你们的时间锁…
Those time locks were easy to circumnavigate, as I recall.
很容易解除，如果我没记错的话
Sir, you leave me at a loss for words.
先生，我不知道该说什么 想必我一定让你损失不少积蓄
I certainly left you at a loss for funds.
Lovely dress. Prison chic?
真是美丽的礼服 现在流行监狱制服吗？
Makes her look like a gathering of Cell Block 3.
她看起来像来参加 第三区牢房的聚会
Say, isn't that Mayor Hill? Hey, Hammy!
是希尔市长吗？ 嘿，希米！
He's beautiful.
他真棒 你能想像明天报纸的报导吗？
Can you imagine tomorrow's papers?
There's not enough ink to print all his faux pas.
要印出关于他今晚失礼行为的报导 墨水根本不够
I don't know, Pierce. I've got a bad feeling about this.
我不确定耶，皮尔斯 我有种不好的预感
在欣赏弗里兰的珠宝吗 科伯特先生？
Admiring the Vreeland jewelry, Mr. Cobblepot?
Ah, Mr. Wayne, isn't it?
韦恩先生？事实上 我想让这个东西加入她的收藏品中
Actually, I was thinking of adding this to her collection.
I'm sorry.
抱歉，或许关于你 洗心革面的谣传是真的
Maybe the rumors of your reform are not exaggerated.
Anything's possible when love is involved.
有爱的话，任何事都有可能 恕我告退
If you'll excuse me.
Oh, will you relax?
放轻松一点好吗？你是为他好 但是，皮尔斯…
You've done him a favor.
But, Pierce...
You said it yourself.
是你自己说的，那只肥鸟 永远都不会被邀请参加这种派对…
That fat bird would never get invited to a party like this,
not with those clothes, that waddle, those flippers.
穿着那些衣服 摇摇摆摆的、那些赘肉
Oswald!
奥斯瓦尔德！ 她有提到我像罗马人一样的鼻子吗？
Did she mention my fine Roman nose?
- Who was that? - What happened?
是谁？ 发生什么事了？
- What's going on? - Good heavens.
怎么了 天啊
Pierce?
皮尔斯？
He took her.
他把她带走了
已经过了 24小时
Well, it's been over 24 hours.
我担保我们尽全力在查 查普曼先生
I assure you that every available man is on this case, Mr. Chapman.
这种时候，我怀疑为何要 付钱给这些人
It's times like these when I wonder why we pay you people.
听好了 你这个光会挖苦人的家伙
Listen here, you simpering little twit!
是你自己蠢到邀请企鹅人参加派对 现在他的派对上场了
You were foolish enough to invite the Penguin.
Now it's his party.
那是什么？
What is it?
绑架字条
The ransom note.
他要求一百万元
He wants $1 million from her trust.
小钱，简单 还有另一个要求，查普曼先生
Petty cash. Easily done.
There's just one catch, Mr. Chapman.
他要你去付续金 付赎金？
- He wants you to make the drop. - The drop?
Huh?
〝到巴尔及英格哈特街角去〞
"Go to the corner of Barr and Englehart."
（警察）
Look sharp, boys.
仔细看，各位 应该不会太久
Shouldn't be long now.
哈罗 噗
Hello?
Boo!
企鹅人，是你吗？我是皮尔斯 我把钱拿来了
Penguin, is that you?
It's Pierce. I've got the money.
我就知道我能信赖你
I knew I could count on your kind.
我把钱留在这里 你自己来拿吧
Right, I'll just leave it here,
and you can pick it up at your convenience.
等等，我的朋友 现在走出电话亭…
Not quite, my friend.
Take exactly one step out of the booth,
左转、开始往前走 走多远？
turn left and start walking.
How far?
当你到了就会知道
You'll know when you get there.
他掉进下水道不见了
We lost him in the sewers.
上岸的时间到罗 不要忘了你的皮箱
Time to disembark. Don't forget your luggage.
没错 跟着我美妙的声音就对了
That's right, just follow my mellifluous chirp.
What's happening?
怎么…？怎么了？
皮尔斯！ 喔，天啊
Pierce!
Oh, my Lord!
Help!
救救我！
我想你们两个认识对方 嘿，怎么搞的？
I believe you two know each other.
Hey, what is this?
当肥鸟开始唱歌时 就是节目结束的时候
The end of the show, when the fat bird sings.
Ah!
拜托，奥斯瓦尔德 如果你要的是钱，我可以给你更多
Please, Oswald. If it's money you want, I can get you more.
闭嘴！我想要的只是跟你做朋友
Shut up!
All I wanted from you, dearie, was a little friendship.
That would've cost you nothing. But now you'll pay.
你本来是不用付半毛钱的 但是现在你得付出代价了
Huh?
我想这加速了我的计划
I believe this calls for an acceleration of my plans.
这段时间真是愉快啊 奥斯瓦尔德，事情可以有别的解决方法
It's been smashing.
Oswald, it needn't end this way.
我真的慢慢开始喜欢你了 我们可以是朋友的
I truly was growing fond of you. We might've been friends.
还是有可能做朋友的 对啊，我们还是有可能的
- We still might. - Yes, we all might.
抱歉
Sorry.
爱过之后失去…
"'Tis better to have loved and lost,"
然后赚点小钱…
and made a small profit,
比没爱过好多了
"than never to have loved at all."
就是喜欢迟到啊
Fashionably late, I see.
第二幕
On to Act 2.
喝
Tally-ho!
谁说歌剧一定很无聊啊？
And who says opera has to be boring?
不 救命
- No! - Help!
We'll end this on a high note.
我们会有个高潮的结束
Whoa!
No!
不
小心、小心
Careful. Careful.
奥斯瓦尔德，我真的越来越喜欢你
Oswald,
I really was growing fond of you.
事情发展成这样 真是太糟了
It's too bad this had to happen.
我想他们说的是对的 都是社会的错
I suppose it's true what they say.
Society is to blame.
上层社会
High society.
制片：艾伦伯涅，艾瑞克洛多斯基 布鲁斯提姆
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