（警局）
（银行）
蝙蝠侠卡通合集三 片名
玩偶老大 剧 名
艾伦伯涅、麦可瑞佛斯 乔连斯多 编 剧
伯德柯克兰 导 演
Not a bad night's take.
今晚营收不错
- What happened to the lights? - What the heck?
怎么没有灯了？ 搞什么鬼？
这里
Here.
快戴上，快
Put them on. Hurry.
就是现在
Now.
（停）
事情很顺利，疤脸 就跟你说的一样
It went down smooth, Scarface, just like you said.
这只是开始，各位 很快地我们就能拥有整座城市
That's just the beginning, boys. Soon we're gonna own this town.
（高谭市花园广场遭抢！）
（美术馆抢案手法出色）
（新帮派会向谁下手？）
麻烦你行行好，我有高血压 怎么回事，詹姆斯？
Have pity on an old man's blood pressure.
What is it, Jim?
我们被这个新帮派玩弄的很惨
We're taking a pounding over this new gang.
他们设计抢案的手法 简直像瑞士表一样流畅
Their boss puts heists together smooth as a Swiss watchmaker.
有什么情报？ 不多
- What have you got for me? - Not much.
我们不知道头头是谁 也不知道成员有谁
We don't know who the boss is or any of the gang members.
But a home video enthusiast taped the gang
但有个录影狂刚好录到 上次他们逃离现场的样子
leaving the scene of their latest crime.
有兴趣吗？ 一向都有
- Interested? - Always.
让我知道如果你需要任何…
Let me know if you need any... Help?
帮助
（放大一10倍）
这种手法很简单吧，少爷？
Not much of a plot, is it, sir?
他们很聪明，面具、手套都戴了 根本没办法辨识他们
They're clever. Masks, gloves. No way they can be identified.
刺青
A tattoo.
（刺青档案，搜寻中）
Who you looking for, bat-breath?
你在找谁，臭蝙蝠？
First guess is you.
我猜的第一个就是你 别耍小聪明
Don't get wise with me.
我可不喜欢你 你真是伤我的心，雷诺
I might not like you.
You're breaking my heart, Rhino.
I ain't scared of you,
我才不怕你 但也别想逼我揍你，陷我入罪
but you ain't gonna trick me into taking a swing at you.
You got nothing on me.
你抓不到我的把柄
你把我跟警察搞混了，雷诺
You seem to have me confused with the police, Rhino.
我需要情报，而且我不择手段 谁是你老板？
I want information, and I'll get it any way I please.
Who's your boss?
你要情报，就去看新闻
You want information, watch the news.
你有颗硬头
You've got a hard head.
在做傻事之前 何不好好用它来想事情？
How about using it for something other than a blunt object?
这不是查理斯〝雷诺〞达利吗？
Well, if it isn't Charles "Rhino" Daly.
你回家吧 你妈妈可能在等你
- Why don't you run along home? - Your ma's probably waiting up.
Guy like that, I'm not so sure a bullet would stop him.
他那种家伙 子弹都不一定能挡得住他
我想连坦克都不行吧
Hey, I'm not so sure a tank would stop him.
I gotta see the boss.
我得见老板
他在睡觉，他说不准打扰他
He's sleeping. He said he's not to be disturbed.
Hey, man, it's important. Batman's on our case.
嘿，老兄，这很重要 蝙蝠侠在查我们的案子了
I see. I'll see what I can do.
我懂了，我去试试看
先生，我真的很抱歉
Sir, I'm terribly sorry.
我在睡觉耶，我躺着，眼睛闭着 你搞不清楚状况吗？
Hey, I'm sleeping here.
I lay down, I close my eyes, what's that tell you?
是的，但是雷诺说这很重要
Yes, sir, but Rhino says it's important.
喔，雷诺说很重要吗？
Oh, Rhino says it's important, huh?
最好是真的 否则有人要挨子弹了，懂吗？
Well, it better be or there's gonna be fireworks, get me?
好吧，带我出去
Okay, take me out there.
这最好是件大事，你们这群蠢蛋
This better be good, yous mugs.
Okay, talk, Rhino. What's so important
好吧，说吧，雷诺 到底是什么比我的睡眠还重要？
I can't get a good night's sleep?
Eh, Batman's got me figured, Scarface.
蝙蝠侠找到我了，疤脸
I don't know how, but he came down on me like a cast-iron safe.
我不知道他怎么发现的 不过他就像个大铁柜一样压迫我
Batman? We're talking real trouble. What are we gonna-
蝙蝠侠？这下有麻烦了 我们该怎么…？
Hey, hey! Who you talking to, creep?
你在跟谁说话，小鬼？
He's just the hired help.
他只是受雇于我 我才是真正的老板，你有话跟我说
I'm the boss here. You talk to me.
Sorry, boss. He's new. He don't know the score.
抱歉，老板，他是新来的 还搞不清楚规矩
Yeah, well, he better get with the program pretty quick.
他最好赶快给我搞懂
I don't stand for no lack of respect.
我不能忍受一丝不尊重 蝙蝠侠的出现只代表一件事：
This Batman business can only mean one thing.
We got us a squealer.
我们这里有人告密
No, boss, that can't be.
不，老板，不可能 没有人会想毁了这种好事
None of us wanna screw up a sweet deal like this.
Glad to hear it, Mugsy,
最好如此，如果被我抓到 我会让那只老鼠死得很难看！
'cause if there is and I find him, it's drapes for that rat!
Now, Mr. Scarface, remember your blood pressure.
疤脸先生，别忘了你的高血压
Shut up! I want your opinion, dummy, I'II pull your string.
闭嘴，笨蛋！如果我要听意见 我会上你的发条
He's just tired. Irritable. He's really a genius, Scarface is.
他只是累了，比较暴躁 疤脸先生真的是个天才
You mean the Ventriloquist is a genius.
你是说那个腹语师是个天才
Nah. Like Scarface said, he's just hired help.
不，就跟疤脸说的一样 他只是受雇于人
Scarface, he's the real brains.
疤脸才是真正的主脑
Mr. Scarface?
疤脸先生？
My advice to you? Don't make a sound.
我劝你最好别发出声音
I'm looking for evidence.
我正在找证据 找你先前犯下抢案的证据
Evidence of your previous robberies.
- Robberies? - Don't be coy.
抢案？ 别敷衍我
Cooperate and it could go easier for you.
你最好合作，给自己一条路走 他什么也没告诉我
He... He doesn't tell me anything.
Not his plans, not where he hides the loot.
我发誓，我只是个仆人 他的计划、藏钱处我都不知道
I swear I'm just a flunky. I know nothing.
You can think I'm dumb, just don't talk to me like I'm dumb.
你可以把我想成白痴 但是别对我说白痴话
I don't know anything, I tell you. Let me go before he-
真的，我什么都不知道 让我走，否则他会…
Hey, who's making a“ the racket? That you, dummy?
嘿，是谁在那里闹？ 是你吗，笨蛋？
Oh, no. Don't let him find me with you.
不，别让他发现我跟你在一起 你不知道他有多危险
You don't know how dangerous he is.
He sees me talking to you, I'm a goner.
如果他看到我跟你说话 我就完蛋了，拜托
Please.
Dummy, get “m here.
笨蛋，给我过来
抱歉，疤脸先生，我睡不着
Sorry, Mr. Scarface, I couldn't sleep.
我需要睡美容觉，笨蛋 这是你第二次吵醒我了
I need my beauty rest here, dummy. That's twice you waked me up.
Do it again, you're gonna be wearing a pine overcoat, get me?
再一次，我就把你挂在树上 懂了没？
You're sweating.
你在流汗，怎么回事？ 别给我打马虎眼
What's going on? And don't feed me no apples.
Nothing, sir. I was just having a bad dream.
没事，先生 我只是做恶梦
What did you leave that window open for?
你干么把窗户打开？ 这里又不是冷冻库，我好冷
This ain't no meat locker. I'm cold.
Yes, sir, I'II shut it right now.
是，先生，我马上去关
It's called multiple personality syndrome disorder, Alfred.
这叫多重人格分裂症，阿尔弗莱德
Two personalities in one brain, completely separate.
一个大脑装了两个人格 完全不相关
Neither one knows what the other is thinking. Listen.
彼此也不知道对方在想什么，你听
Batman's so hot,
蝙蝠侠一定很热 我们让他穿水泥鞋在高谭湾游泳吧
let's see him swim Gotham Bay in concrete boots.
A good idea, Mr. Scarface.
好主意，疤脸先生
Bet your bow tie I'm right, dummy. Say, who dresses you anyway?
打好你的蝴蝶结啦，笨蛋 到底是谁帮你打理仪容的？
You're such a kidder, Mr. Scarface.
您真会开玩笑，疤脸先生
I'd swear it was two separate people.
我发誓这绝对是两个人
You're not alone. Even the computer is fooled.
被骗的不止你一个人 连电脑都被搞混了，当我跟…
When I studied with Zatara the magician,
魔术师扎塔拉学习时 他曾教我腹语术跟回声术
he taught me about ventriloquism and voice-throwing.
How to make your voice seem to come from across the room.
让你的声音听起来像是 从别的房间传过来的
This Ventriloquist could give Zatara lessons.
这位腹语师已经够格 教扎塔拉几课了
You've had your share of odd opponents, sir,
您已经遇过很多奇怪的对手 但是这一位绝对是最奇怪的
but this one does take the biscuit.
Any idea where he, or they, will strike next?
你知道他或〝他们〞 下次会在哪里出击吗？
No. Scarface keeps his plans secret until the last minute.
不知道，疤脸不到最后一分钟 绝不公布计划
I'll just have to listen in for as long as it takes.
不论多久，我都会一直听下去
All right, yous mugs, listen good.
好了，你们这些蠢蛋，听好了
There's a shipment of platinum gonna be loaded
今晚有一批白金 会被运到一艘高级邮轮《雄伟号》上
onto the luxury liner Majestic.
- We're gonna- - But, platinum?
我们要… 白金？
But, boss, don't they send stuff like that by freighter?
但是，老板 他们不都是用货船运白金吗？
I'm talking here!
我在说话耶！ 好…抱歉，老板
Okay, okay. Sorry, boss.
It's a trick, see? They think no one will suspect
这是个诡计，懂吗？ 没有人怀疑这批货会在邮轮上
the shipment's on a liner.
But they're like yous mugs. Stupid.
他们就像你们这些蠢蛋一样笨
Not smart like me.
不像我一样聪明，你们溜进去 把货拿出来，在船离开港口前…
We'll slip in, get the goods and skedaddle
before the ship leaves the harbor.
偷偷溜走，还有一件事…
One more thing.
I smell a double-cross.
我觉得有人在算计我
Woke up last night with one of them whatchamacallits.
我昨天晚上莫名其妙醒来
Prima... Primanotion.
就是那种…预什么的
-"Premonition"? - Don't put words in my mouth!
〝预感〞？ 别代替我说话！
All I'm saying here is I got this feeling
我会这么说是因为 我觉得这里有人想要做掉我
somebody here is out to get me.
And I'm gonna get them first.
我会先逮到他 我还不知道是谁，但我会知道的
I don't know who it is yet, but I will.
And when I do...
而当我知道的时候…
Now, here's the details. Listen up. I ain't gonna repeat myself.
我要说细节了，给我听好 我不说第二遍
（强酸）
Yippee ki-yay.
太棒了
Uh-oh.
See? The Bat's not so tough.
看吧，蝙蝠侠也没多厉害 对上疤脸，他只是另一个笨蛋
Comes up against Scarface, he's just another dummy.
It was a trap, Bats, start to finish.
这件抢案从头到尾 都只是一个陷阱，蝙蝠侠
And you fell for it like a world-class sucker.
你就像个超级大白痴 轻易的落入陷阱
The dummy here spilled the beans you'd been in his room.
哑子已经告诉我 你昨晚在我房里的事
I had the room searched and Iookie what I found.
我马上派人检查房间 看看我找到什么
You're not as smart as you think you are, Scarface.
你不如你想像的那么聪明 疤脸
I'd watch my mouth if I were you, Bats.
你给我说话小心点，蝙蝠侠
One bullet through that rope and you're history.
我只要一颗子弹打断绳子 你就完了，懂吗？
Get my point?
How do you think I found this place? The phone book?
你以为我是怎么找到这儿的？ 电话簿吗？我当然有内应
I had help. Inside help.
My primanotion. I knew I was right.
什么预感的，我就知道
Which one of you “uses is it?
你们哪一个是内奸？ 不是我，老板
It ain't me, boss.
I know it ain't you, Rhino. You're too stupid to be a traitor.
我知道不是你，雷诺 你太笨了，当不了叛徒
Ooh, thanks, boss.
谢谢，老板
But whoever it is, they're gonna pay! Big time! Who is it?
不论是谁，我会要他付出代价！ 到底是谁？
You don't talk, you get the ultimate massage.
如果你不说出来 这就将是你今生的最后一次按摩了
- And If I tell? - Maybe you just get run over by a truck.
如果我说呢？ 那我用卡车辗过你就好
Tempting, but no.
很诱人…
但不用了 随便你，雷诺
Have it your way. Rhino.
- Hold it! - This is getting old, Bats.
等等 真是够了，蝙蝠，最后机会
Last chance. Who's the traitor?
谁是叛徒？ 他，那个腹语师
Him, the Ventriloquist.
不…！他说谎 我告诉你他进我房间了
No! No! He's lying. I told you when he came into my room.
So what? Maybe you did 'cause I had you cornered.
那又怎样？也许那是因为 你被我逼到不得不说
Heard you talking to Batman.
我听见你跟蝙蝠侠说话 闭嘴，你这木头人
Shut up, you blockhead.
What did you say?
你说什么？
It wasn't me. I didn't say that. My lips didn't move.
不是我说的，我的嘴巴没动
So what? You're a ventriloquist.
那又怎样？你会腹语啊
You're also a lying, yellow, liver-bellied, two-faced-
你是个说谎、卑鄙 忘恩负义的两面人…
No, Scarface, not me. I'm loyal. I'd never-
不，疤脸，不是我 我一直都很忠心…
He's been feeding me information in return for legal protection.
他一直提供我情报 作为法律保障的交换条件
You're going up the river, sawdust-for-brains.
我要把你烧掉，你这没大脑的
Why, I ought to... Waste the four-flusher.
什么…快开枪
Go on. I gave an order. Ice him. Do it! Do it now!
快啊，我下了命令，杀了他 快下手！快啊！
But, boss, we ventilate the Ventriloquist, you're, you know...
但是老板，如果我们杀了他 你就…你知道的…
I'm surrounded by traitors.
我被一群叛徒围绕，好吧
Okay, fine.
You want something done right, do it yourself.
要把事情做好，最好自己来
Spare me, Scarface. Please. I've always been loyal to you.
饶了我吧，疤脸，拜托 我一直对你这么忠心
Go ahead, plead, beg. It ain't gonna do you no good.
来啊，继续求我啊 反正也救不了你
You're Iunchmeat, you lousy, no- Ah!
你这废物、人渣、没用的…
I'm hit, boys. Get him!
我被打中了，给我杀了他！
Take him, Rhino!
雷诺！
No problem.
不
Ah!
（阿克汉姆疯人院）
The medication has helped him immensely.
药物对他的帮助很大
His other personality seems to have totally submerged.
他的另一个人格几乎完全消失了
- That's very good work. - Thank you.
你做的很好 谢谢
制片：艾伦伯涅 艾瑞克洛多斯基，布鲁斯提姆
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