（警局）
（银行）
片名 ：蝙蝠侠卡通合集三
剧名 ：杂耍
编剧：麦克瑞佛斯 布莱恩史蒂芬斯
导演：伯德柯克兰
（恶人终于判刑）
（判定精神正常，有罪！ 鳄鱼人将在李维兹监狱服刑）
别费心了，鳄鱼人 这些手铐是聚碳酸脂合金做的
Don't bother trying, Croc.
Those cuffs are stacked polycarbon alloy.
Not even you can break them.
连你都无法破坏
So they finally declared old Croc sane and responsible for his crimes.
终于判定鳄鱼人精神正常 必须为罪名负责
Took them long enough.
实在拖太久了，我听说 他会被关在远离海岸的独立牢房里
I hear they're giving him his own cellblock upstate.
Your tax dollars at work.
你纳的税终于有用了
Wake me if he busts out. That would be a story.
他如果逃走，把我叫起来 应该会很精釆吧
你知道 有些事情后面那些笨官员可没想到
You know, there's something the brains back at the joint
didn't think about.
是吗，什么事？
Yeah, what's that?
Crocodiles got the strongest jaws of any animal around.
鳄鱼拥有动物中最强壮的下颚
Get back!
回来
你听到声音了吗？ 你听见没？
- What was that? - Did you hear that?
Oh, man. Did he get loose?
天哪，他逃走了？
I'm not going near that thing.
我才不要靠近那玩意儿
Batman? Come on. Can't you do any better than that?
蝙蝠侠？来吧 你只有这丁点儿能耐？
You want a piece of me? Think you can take the champ?
想让我好看是吧？ 你以为你能拿下我？
You're pumped full of sedative, Croc. You won't get far.
你的体内都是镇定剂，鳄鱼人 你跑不远的
Farther than you.
绝对比你远
No-
不
- Looks like he's been hurt. - See his chains?
他好像受伤了 你们看到他的手铐吗？
The poor guy.
可怜的家伙
It's okay. We'll take care of you.
没关系，我们会照顾你
Oh, judgment, thou art fled to brutish beasts.
唉，理性啊！你已经遁入了野兽的心中
And men have lost their reason.
人们已经失去辨别是非的能力了
Bring him, good Goliath.
带他过来，好心的歌利亚
Huh?
（马戏团）
（梅与珍，异国暹罗双胞胎）
（理查一歌利亚的愤怒）
（会表演的海豹男孩）
Rise and shine.
他醒来了
- Please try and drink some. - Yes, it's good for you.
请喝喝看 这对你有好处
Ah, now, that's better, isn't it? Sorry, we haven't been introduced.
觉得好多了，对吧？ 抱歉，我们还没自我介绍
Richard. At your service.
我是理查，任您吩咐
Like Richard III, I too am rudely stamped.
就跟理查三世一样 是个顽固的老家伙
You have to forgive our dramatic friend.
请原谅我们爱演戏的朋友 他太热中莎士比亚了
He's nuts about Shakespeare.
These two sylvan nymphs are May and June.
这两位森林小妖精是梅与珍
- Pleased to meet you. - Ditto.
很高兴认识你 我也是
And you've met Billy.
你见过比利了
You're the one that pulled me out of the drink, ain't you? I owe you.
你就是那个把我拉出水中的人？ 我欠你人情
And I'm Goliath. I helped haul you in.
我是歌利亚，是我把你拖上岸的
我会颁给你奖章
So I'll buy you a medal.
No need to be shy. We're all family here.
不需要感到害羞 我们是个大家庭
一定是命运把你带来这儿
It must have been fate that led you to us.
Yeah. What's a freak show doing in the middle of nowhere?
是啊 怪人秀怎么会跑到这种鬼地方来？
You're one to talk, lizard lips.
你也是个怪人啊，蜥蜴嘴
June, he's a guest. Our circus days are over.
珍，他是客人 我们的马戏团生涯已经结束了
We used the money we earned to buy this farm
我们用赚到的钱买下这个农场 好过平静的生活
so we could live in peace.
This is a sanctuary, not only for us but for all our kind.
这里是避难所 不只是给我们，还有其他同种人
如果你想加入我们，绝对欢迎
If you're willing to join in the work, you too are welcome here.
Is that a fact?
是这样吗？
嘿 你办到了！
- Hey. - You did it!
- Bravo. Well done. - I told you he was strong.
太棒了，干得好 我就说他很强壮吧
So tell us, friend, from whence do you hail?
告诉我们吧，朋友 你从哪里来的？
See, I was part of this freak show, same as you,
我跟你们一样，也是怪人秀的…
only they kept me chained like an animal. Day and night.
只是他们把我像动物一样铐起来 日以继夜
Forced me to live in a tank. Made me do tricks.
逼我住在笼子里 还要我表演特技
- How awful. - Jerks.
真残忍 人渣
Yeah. They fed me fish heads and stale bread.
是啊，他们只喂我吃鱼头 跟坏掉的面包
When I tried to get away, they worked me over pretty good,
我逃走的时候 他们把我搞得不成人形，还铐上锁链
put me in chains.
别担心，这里不会有人来的
Don't worry. Nobody will find you here.
Haven't seen a soul since we moved in.
我们搬来后还没看过任何人
That's good, real good.
很好，非常好
Ah!
谁说城市里才危险
And they say the city's dangerous.
No, I don't mind sleeping out on the straw.
不，我不介意睡在外面的稻草上
- Go ahead and take my bedroom. - Don't put yourself out for me.
你尽管睡我的床 别为了我睡外面
The cot's too small anyway.
反正床也太小了
And tomorrow we'll go swimming, right, Croc?
明天我们要去游泳 对吧，鳄鱼？
There's the coolest grottos along the river. It's like another world.
河里有很多超酷的岩洞 就像另一个世界
Yeah, sure, kid. Too bad I forgot my bathing suit.
是啊，当然，小鬼 真可惜我忘了带泳裤
That's right. Our new friend here is going to need additional raiment.
没关系，我们的新朋友 会需要一些新行头
他是说衣服 是吗？你们有钱啊？
- He means clothes. - Yeah? You guys got money?
Just a small nest egg left over from the purchase of this mill.
只是买下农场后剩下的一点备用金
五万块
Fifty thousand.
Thank you, Goliath.
谢谢你，歌利亚 我们不喜欢大声嚷嚷这种事
It's not something we like to broadcast.
Fifty grand? A guy could go to town on that.
五万？ 足够在城里吃香喝辣了
Croc?
鳄鱼？
你在做什么？ 找毯子，我好冷
- What you doing? - Looking for a blanket. I'm cold.
I'll find you one.
我帮你拿
I got it, shorty.
我来就好，小不点
You know, Croc,
鳄鱼，我知道你还不适应这儿 但这里真的很棒
I know you feel a little funny being here, but it's great.
It really is. No one stares at you, laughing, making you feel bad.
真的，没有人会瞪着你 笑你，让你觉得难过
You can be yourself.
你可以做自己
Yeah, great. Whatever.
是啊，真棒，随便啦
Huh?
Calm down. I won't hurt you.
冷静点，我不会伤害你
我在找一个人，半人半鳄鱼
I'm looking for someone. Half man, half crocodile.
- He's in there, isn't he? - No. Stay away.
他在这儿，对吧？ 不，滚远点
He's one of us.
他是我们的人，鳄鱼，快逃！
Croc, run!
- I don't want to hurt you. - Don't worry. You won't.
我不想伤害你 别担心，你伤不了我的
You.
又是你
Richard, help!
理查，救命！
Quickly. Quickly. In there.
快…丢进这里
Ha! Who's the freak now, Bats?
现在谁是怪人，蝙蝠？
他是谁？ 戴面具的疯子
- Who is he? - A nutcase in a mask.
- He's the one who put me in the tank. - Don't listen to him.
就是他把我丢进笼子里的 别听他的
His name's Killer Croc. He's dangerous.
他叫鳄鱼人，非常危险
闭嘴！ 还以为你能愚弄我的朋友吗？
Quiet! Don't think you're gonna fool my friends, do you?
They know my story. I'm one of them.
他们知道我的故事，我是他们的人
Yes. And his chains speak more eloquently than any words of yours.
没错，而且他的锁链比你的话语 更有说服力
Listen to me. He's an escaped convict, a cold-blooded killer.
听我说，他是个逃犯 是个冷血杀手
I said shut up!
我说，闭嘴
他说的不是真的吧？
What he said, it's not true, is it?
You're being square with us, aren't you, Croc?
你跟我们一样，对吧，鳄鱼？
'Course I am. I ain't the one who attacked big boy in his sleep, am I?
当然，我又不是那种 趁人睡觉时偷袭的家伙，对吧？
What are we gonna do?
我们该怎么办？
Get rid of him.
把他解决掉
What do you mean?
什么意思？
If he gets loose, he'll bring 'em all down on us. No one's safe.
如果他逃走，就会带人来找我们 这里就不能待了
The bat's gotta go.
蝙蝠必须消失
It's your last hunt, Bats. And now you're the prey.
这是你最后一次狩猎了，蝙蝠 而你现在是猎物了
Croc, no. Don't do this.
鳄鱼，不，别这么做
- You can't. - It's not right.
不能这么做 这是不对的
I can and I will.
我说可以就是可以
No killing.
不能杀生
Why, you dirty...
你这可恶的…
Stay out of this! This is between me and the bat.
别插手！ 这是我跟那蝙蝠之间的恩怨
- But you can't kill him. - He's still a human being.
但你不能杀他 他仍是个人类啊
- Who are you calling human? - Oh, Croc.
你说谁是人类？ 喔，鳄鱼
Alas, I fear that the chameleon has shown his true colors.
唉，恐怕这变色龙 终于露出本色
I think you should leave, my friend.
你该离开了，吾友 我们已经受够这些胡闹了
We've had enough of these shenanigans.
Well, kid, looks like we're gonna have to postpone that little swim.
小鬼，看来 我们的游泳约定要延后了
Watch out!
小心
Hey!
嘿
The bigger they are, eh, Bats?
越大越好不是吗，蝙蝠？
The evil that men do...
那些人做的恶事…
Stuff the Shakespeare.
去他的莎士比亚 你还能活着背诗已经算幸运了
You're lucky you're still around to recite it.
You I'm not done with yet.
我跟你的帐还没算完
All right.
好吧
Hey!
嘿
Lookie here, Bats. Got a couple of souvenirs.
看这里，蝙蝠 我有一堆纪念品
One for you too.
这个是给你的
Don't want you talking about me when I'm gone.
我可不希望我走后 还让你活着说我坏话
Give it up, Bats. You can't take me.
放弃吧，蝙蝠 我占上风处 你抓不到我的 而且还有枪
I got the high ground. I got the gun.
I know a way in.
我知道一条密道
Huh?
Hyah!
You're guano, bat.
你真是废物，蝙蝠
What?
什么？
Show's over, folks.
表演结束了，各位
Okay, guys. All set.
好了，各位，准备好了
Why, Croc? Why did you turn on us like that?
为什么，鳄鱼？ 为什么你要这样背叛我们？
We could have helped you. We could have done something.
我们本来可以帮助你 我们本来可以一起做很多事的
You said you can be yourself out here, remember?
你说只有在这里可以做自己 记得吧？
Well, I guess that's what I was doing.
我想那就是我所做的
Being myself.
做我自己
制片：艾伦伯涅，艾瑞克洛多斯基 布鲁斯提姆
English - SDH
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