（警局）
（银行）
片名 ：蝙蝠侠卡通合集三
剧名 ：审判
编剧：保罗迪尼 布鲁斯提姆
导演：丹瑞巴
The prisoner will stand.
被告请起立
Pamela Lillian Isley,
帕米拉莉莉安艾斯莉 地区检察官范多恩要求…
District Attorney Van Dam has asked
that the maximum sentence of life imprisonment be imposed upon you.
对你求处最高无期徒刑，终身监禁
However, as your apprehension came at the hands of the Batman,
由于你害怕蝙蝠侠来抓你…
又没有法律认可的代理人…
and not a recognized agent of the law,
this court has no choice but to return you to Arkham Asylum,
本庭毫无选择 只能将你关回阿克汉姆疯人院…
where it is hoped you will complete your rehabilitation.
希望你能完成心理复健疗程
Hi, Red. Hi. Welcome home.
嗨，红发女，欢迎回家
Hi, Harley.
嗨，哈莉
Aw, things didn't go too good, huh?
事情进行得不顺利啊？
- Nope. - Well, cheer up.
是啊 振作点
Word is we're gonna throw a little party.
我们要开个派对 可爱的杰佛斯…
And old Jervis here has the invitations.
已经发出邀请函了
Not only does Batman create these so-called super-criminals,
蝙蝠侠不只制造出 这些所谓的超级罪犯…
he takes it upon himself to be their judge and jury
他还自命为法官与陪审团…
with no regard for the legal system.
罔顾司法体系
It sounds like you want to put Batman on trial.
看来你是想把蝙蝠侠送上法庭
Believe me, I'd like nothing better.
相信我，没有什么比那更好
- Strong words. - It's got to stop, Jim.
语气真强烈 这种事必须停止，吉姆
As Gotham's new district attorney,
身为新的高谭市地区检察官…
I can't allow your pet nut to run loose in my city.
我不能让你的宠物在市内到处跑
I mean it.
我说真的 珍妮，高谭是个战区…
Janet, it's a war zone out there, and Batman is our best weapon.
蝙蝠侠是我们最棒的武器
And I say he's a drug the city keeps taking to avoid facing reality.
我倒认为他是这个城市 拒绝面对现实的籍口
Speak of the devil.
说曹操，曹操就到
The East Side Skulls are ready to declare war on the other gangs.
东区骷髅帮准备要向 其他帮派宣战
Old news. My department's already
我早就知道了，我们已经计划好 突击骷髅帮的首领
planning a sting to catch the Skulls' leader.
Don't bother.
不用麻烦了
Very cute, mister.
很贴心，先生
You want to support law and order?
如果你想支持法律与秩序 就脱下面具，穿上警察制服
You take off that mask and put on a uniform.
You hear me, Batman? This is the last time!
听见没，蝙蝠侠？ 这是最后一次了
The next time I see him, it will be a whole different story.
下次再让我看到你 事情绝对没这么简单
Hello, Bruce.
布鲁斯
Janet, I'm so glad we're able to meet on such short notice.
珍妮，真高兴你能抽空见面
It seems every place I look there's our crusading DA
我最近看到某位检察官…
leading the campaign to rid our city of Batman.
声势浩大地号昭天下 说要把蝙蝠侠除掉
Oh, please. He's the last person I want to talk about tonight.
喔，拜托，他是我今晚…
最不想谈到的人 抱歉
Oh, sorry.
不过你得承认 蝙蝠侠总是不断出现
Still, even you have to admit Batman's come through now and then.
But look at the lunatic fringe he's created.
可是看看他制造出来的那些怪物 小丑、双面人、毒藤女等等
The Joker, Two-Face, Poison Ivy, and the rest.
Batman's responsible for every one of them.
蝙蝠侠必须为他们每一个人负责
Excuse me, Ms. Van Dam, but your office just called.
不好意思，范多恩小姐…
你办公室打电话来 他们说有急事
They said it's an emergency.
I'm sorry, Bruce. I won't be a minute.
抱歉，布鲁斯，我马上回来
Take your time.
慢慢来
Uh, excuse me, have you seen Ms. Van Dam?
不好意思，你有看见范多恩小姐吗？
- Not in the last half-hour, sir. - Look.
过去半小时都没看见，先生 快看
Must be trouble.
一定有麻烦了
快看 我从没看过那种事
- Look at that. - I've never seen that before.
It's Van Dorn's.
这是范多恩的
It was dropped on the front desk 20 minutes ago.
二十分钟前被丢在服务台…
Along with this.
还附上这个
"Batman, come alone to where lives hang in the balance
〝蝙蝠侠，一个人来精神病院…
"or the law in Gotham dies."
否则高谭法律女神就得死〞
You there! Come into the light.
在那边的！站出来
我说…
I said...
Oh, no, you don't.
才不让你得逞
Ta-da!
Let me out. Do you hear me?
让我出去，听到没？
Whoever you are, let me out this second.
不管你是谁，快让我出去
Welcome to Arkham, Van Dam.
欢迎到亚克汉，范多恩
Two-Face.
双面人
Don't bother screaming for help.
别费心尖叫求援了
狱卒是听不见的
The white coats can't hear you.
Matter of fact, they can't do much of anything,
事实上，他们什么也做不了 这都要感谢疯帽子
thanks to the Mad Hatter.
You're going to escape?
你们全都要逃狱？
Eventually.
那当然
We've got some legal business to settle first.
有些法律案件要先处理
- What do you mean? - I'm talking about a trial.
什么意思？ 我说的是一场审判
Me, the prosecutor.
我是原告…
You, the defense.
你是被告…
And your client...
而你的当事人…
Is Batman.
就是蝙蝠侠
This is insane. Me defending you?
这真是疯狂，要我帮你辩护？
As far as I'm concerned, you belong in here with them.
就我所知，你根本就属于这里
Whatever.
随便你说
You've gotta go through with it. It's their game and their rules.
你得陪他们玩下去 这是他们的游戏、他们的规则
Let's go. Move it.
走吧，站起来
Indeed.
没错
Can't keep the judge waiting.
可不能让法官久等
You've said it yourself, lady.
你自己也说过，女士
Batman made every one of us.
是蝙蝠侠把我们造出来的
So, we're placing him before the bar to face our justice.
所以我们要让他站在被告席 面对我们的正义
And me?
还有我？
Basic 50/50 option.
你有一半的胜算
You get him off. You both go free.
如果你辩赢了，你们两个都可以走
如果他输了…
He goes down,
你就跟他一起死
you take the fall with him.
Amusing idea, what?
很有趣不是吗？
Kidnapping you to be Batman's attorney?
绑架你当蝙蝠侠的辩护律师？
Personally, I suggested a quick slug between the eyes.
我个人比较喜欢一了百了 直接揍死他…
But I lost the coin toss.
不过我丢硬币的时候输了
I borrowed your belt, Bats, but it doesn't do a thing for me.
我借了你的腰带，蝙蝠 但是似乎对我没啥用
Sit down.
坐下
Oyez. Oyez.
安静，安静
He says, "Oyez," dirt bags! Dummy up.
他说 安静〞，混帐们 全都给我闭嘴
Sheesh!
I gotta do everything for you.
什么事都要我帮你做
Court is now in session.
法庭正式进入议程
The good people of Arkham Asylum
阿克汉姆疯人院的善良居民们…
versus the self-righteous vigilante called Batman.
控告自以为是在行侠仗义的蝙蝠侠
Our prosecutor is ready.
我们的原告已经准备好了
Likewise, our fair and impartial jury.
公正不阿的陪审团也准备好了
- Hang him. - Shoot him.
吊死他 射死他
Hit him with a rock.
用岩石砸死他
And now all rise for the most honorable,
全体起立向最令人敬重 最人道、最仁慈的…
most benevolent, most merciful
Judge Joker.
小丑法官致敬
Guilty!
有罪
I was promised a chance to defend my client.
你们说好要让我为他辩护的
Oh, very well.
好吧
Like it'll make a difference.
反正又没有差别
Mr. Prosecutor, make your opening statement.
原告，先说你的开审陈述吧
Look at us.
看看我们
We're all freaks and monsters.
我们是一群奇人与怪物
And who made us this way?
是谁把我们变成这样？
Batman.
蝙蝠侠
Go on, lady. Defend him if you can.
继续吧，女士 看你能不能帮他辩护
Call the first witness.
传唤第一位证人
Yo, Hat. On the stand.
你，疯帽子海特，站出来
Proceed, counselor.
律师，上前来
I suppose you, like your friends,
我想你跟你的朋友们…
claim that Batman drove you to be a criminal?
都宣称 是蝙蝠侠把你们逼成罪犯的？
He did.
没错
And yet, as I recall your case,
然而我记得你的案子里…
you brainwashed and kidnapped a woman who rejected you.
你把一个拒绝你的女人 洗脑又绑走
Batman forced me to do it.
蝙蝠侠逼我这么做
He was going to take her away from me. I had no choice.
他要从我身边偷走她 我别无选择
You could have respected her wishes and left her alone.
你本来可以尊重她的意见 别去烦她的
I'd have killed her first!
我宁可先杀了她！
Ooh.
I'd like that last statement stricken from the record, please.
请求把该句从纪录上删除，拜托
Record? Is someone supposed to be writing this down?
纪录？ 还得有人做法庭纪录是吗？
This is crazy.
这真是疯狂
That's beside the point. Just keep it going.
没关系，只要继续这样下去
Looks like Batman's hunch was wrong.
看来蝙蝠侠直觉错了 完全没有他跟范多恩小姐的踪影
There's no sign of him or Ms. Van Dam.
But he was here, all right.
但是他来过这儿
I object to this witness.
我向这位证人提出抗议
She's obviously trying to influence the judge.
她很明显正在影响法官
- What makes you say that? - Never mind.
你怎么会这么说呢？ 算了
Do you have a statement?
你有任何陈述吗？
I just wanna say, if there was no Batman,
我只是想说 如果没有蝙蝠侠…
there'd be no Joker.
就没有小丑…
And I'd never have met my pudding.
我就永远不会遇见我的布丁了
Thank you, Batman.
谢谢你，蝙蝠侠
Sad, isn't it?
很可悲不是吗？
Harleen Quinzel was a doctor here at Arkham
哈莉奎茵原本是亚克汉的医生…
until the Joker twisted her mind.
直到小丑扭曲她的心灵
Ha! You're just jealous because you don't have a fella
你只是嫉妒，因为找不到一个…
who's as loving and loyal to you as my pudding is to me.
这么爱你又这么忠心的男人 就像我的布丁对我一样
Uh-huh.
And I suppose it was that same loyalty I saw
那我应该说他的忠心表现在…
the last time you escaped, and pudding here...
你上一次逃狱时 也是你的这位布丁…
Finked on you in hopes of getting time off.
跟我们告密以换取缩短刑期
Is that true, pudding?
真的吗，布丁？
"Finked" is such an ugly word.
说〝告密〞真是不好听
You lousy scum-sucking creep!
你这可恶下流的臭人渣！
The witness is excused.
证人请离席
Slimy rat!
卑鄙的老鼠！
Knock it off, lady.
够了，女士
I'II kick that grin off your silly face.
我要把那微笑从你的臭脸扯下来
And so it's Batman's fault you lead a life of crime.
所以你会过这种犯罪生活 全是蝙蝠侠的错
He should have let me bump off Harvey Dent.
他应该让我做掉哈维丹特
We'd all have been better off, wouldn't we, Harv?
我们都会好过点不是吗，哈维？
Why, you rotten little...
你这可恶的…
But, Ms. Isley,
艾斯莉小姐…
isn't the real motivation for your crimes
你犯罪的真正动机 只是你对植物的狂热而已吗？
your obsession with plants?
That you prefer them to people?
你喜欢植物胜于人类对吗？
I love plants, honey, but a rose is a rose.
我爱植物，亲爱的 但玫瑰还是玫瑰
Then it doesn't bother you when someone,
那么如果有人…
let's say the judge here, ruthlessly plucks
假设是这位法官好了 从温暖的绿地上…
a defenseless flower from the warm green earth?
拔下并无情地摧残了 这朵毫无防卫的花朵呢？
No-
不
Even knowing he's given it his death sentence?
即使你知道他判这朵花死刑？
That its petals must die?
这美丽的花瓣必须消灭？
- Stop it. - One by one.
住手 一片接一片
Withering, falling.
凋零、陨落
One by one, until it's all gone. Honey.
一片接一片，直到全部消失…
亲爱的
Ms. Ivy, please.
毒藤女小姐，拜托
你生气时真是美丽
You're beautiful when you're angry.
我一直以为蝙蝠侠 必须为你们全部负责…
I used to believe Batman was responsible for you people.
但我现在终于知道 你们这里的每一个人…
But now I see nearly everyone here would've ended up exactly the same,
不论有没有蝙蝠侠，下场都一样
Batman or not.
Oh, the gimmicks might be different.
犯罪的噱头可能不同
But you'd all be out there in some form or another,
但你们一定会以不同的面貌犯案 给高谭市带来不幸
bringing misery to Gotham.
The truth is you created him.
事实是，你们创造了他
It's working.
有反应了
Looks like a tracking device.
看来是个追踪装置
It's pointing north.
它指向北边
The Somerset District.
桑墨区
Nothing much out there except...
那里什么也没有，除了…
Arkham.
亚克汉
Jury, you've heard the evidence.
陪审团，你们都听完证据了
Consider your verdict.
请做出判决
Your Honor, in light of Ms. Van Dorn's stirring defense,
庭上，根据范多恩小姐精彩的辩护…
we have no choice but to find the defendant...
我们别无选择 一致认为被告…
Not guilty.
无罪
Amazing.
真稀奇
Well done, counselor.
干得好，律师
You've proven that Batman didn't create us.
你证明不是蝙蝠侠创造出我们
That we, in fact, messed up our own rotten lives.
事实上，是我们自己把人生搞砸了
And as we are so rotten, vile and depraved,
既然我们这么腐败 堕落又邪恶…
we're going to waste you anyway.
所以我们还是要把你们干掉
That's all, folks.
就这样了，各位
Let's mambo.
开心狂欢吧
Help us! Please!
救救我们，拜托
Let me go.
放开我
Anything you say, Jannie-poo.
都听你的，珍妮便便
And now for the final confession.
最后的真相大公开来了…
The big secret you've kept from us for so many years.
你多年以来隐藏的秘密
Brothers and sisters, at long last, I give you
各位兄弟姊妹 经过漫长等待，这就是…
the man behind the bat.
蝙蝠侠的真面目
What?
什么？
怎么回事？ 他不见了
- What's going on? - He's gone.
Everyone, spread out. Don't let him get away.
大家散开，别让他跑了
Who says I'm leaving?
谁说我要逃走？
What's going on?
怎么回事？
Get the light.
快开灯
Nobody panic.
大家别慌
Okay, start panicking.
好吧，开始慌吧
The only way out is through me.
唯一的出口就是打倒我
Hold on. You'll hit Croc.
等等，你会射到鳄鱼人
What's your point?
你的重点是什么？
Watch where you're shooting, clown.
看清楚你射击的方向，小丑
I'm hit, boys!
我被偷袭了
Hold it.
不准动
Nobody move.
全都不许动
Yoo-hoo! Look alive, Batman.
你还活着，蝙蝠侠
Here comes the judge.
法官来了
Old Hanging Judge Joker, that's me.
〝吊在空中的老法官〞就是我小丑
我现在终于了解 你做的事是有必要的
I see now there's a need for the things you do.
But I'm still going to work toward a city that doesn't need Batman.
但是我还是要努力让高谭市 变成不需要蝙蝠侠的地方
Me too.
我也是
（阿克汉姆疯人院）
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