（警局）
（银行）
蝙蝠侠卡通合集三 片名
哈莉奎茵 剧 名
保罗迪尼 编 剧
凯文奥提瑞 导 演
Here it is, gentlemen.
就在这里，各位
Enough kaboom to turn Gotham into the world's biggest pothole.
足以把整个高谭市 炸成地球上最大的四洞
What say we start the bidding at one million?
起价一百万可以吧？
- One million. - Two million.
一百万 两百万
- Three million. - Five.
三百万 五百万
Gentlemen, please. Don't insult me with nickel-and-dime bids.
各位，帮帮忙 这种数字真是太侮辱我了
今晚标到炸弹的人 高谭市就在你口袋里了
The man who walks outwith this bomb walks outwith Gotham
in his pocket.
Yours to pick clean or blow sky-high.
要不要把高谭市炸上天随你便
Your call. What am I bid?
你们自己决定吧，怎么喊价？
How about nothing?
免费如何？
Zero, zip, zilch, nada.
零、没有、哈子都没、空空如也
My personal check for bupkis.
这是我的私人支票…
Drawn on the First National Bank of Squadoo.
欢迎到国家玩具银行兑现
Sorry, boys,
抱歉，各位…
this lot is sold.
此货物已售出
Whoops.
（砰）
You really should loosen up, dear.
你该放轻松点了
Have a laugh now and then.
偶尔也该好好笑一下
That's so much more pleasant.
这样不是快乐多了
现在警告大家只会造成恐慌 局长
Alerting the public now would only cause a panic, Commissioner.
But if that madman plans to use the bomb, we've got to clear the city.
但是如果那狂人打算引爆炸弹 我们得赶快撤空居民才行
I can't evacuate 10 million people on your suspicions.
我不能光凭你的怀疑 就疏散一千万居民
We don't even know if the bomb's still in Gotham.
我们甚至还不知道 炸弹是否还在高谭市
Keep me posted if you find anything.
有任何新发现就通知我
The Joker will be extra cautious this time.
小丑会加倍提防我们 我们必须用他的方式思考
We'll have to think like him.
Or recruit someone who does.
或者找另一个小丑帮忙
Ms. Quinn.
奎茵小姐
Don't you knock before entering a lady's boudoir?
你进小姐闺房都不敲门的吗？
- I need help. - Well, you've come to the right place.
我需要你帮忙 那你可来对地方了
I recommend a Iobotomy.
我建议你做额叶切除术
The Joker's stolen a bomb.
小丑偷了一颗炸弹
If I can't get to him in time
如果不能及时逮到他…
this city and everyone in it is going up in a mushroom cloud.
这个城市跟所有居民 都将消失在灰烬中了
So you want me to turn squealer on Mr. J. Ha!
所以你要我出卖小丑先生
Sorry, B-man, no deal.
抱歉，小蝙哥，办不到
I've talked to Gordon and Dr. Bartholomew.
我已经跟戈登局长 还有巴塞医生谈过
如果你帮我找到小丑 他们就把你弄出去
You help me find the Joker, and they'll write your ticket out of here.
Whee!
If you promise no double-cross.
只要你保证不黑吃黑
Ah, shoot, take all the fun out of life.
可恶，这样就不好玩了
I don't have time for jokes.
我没时间陪你玩
Okay, okay, I promise.
好吧…我保证
Shake?
一言为定？
Oh, the irony of it.
真是讽刺
The grim, stalwart Dark Knight and his greatest female adversary
不屈不挠的黑暗骑士 即将与他最大的女宿敌…
fighting together to save the city.
一同打击犯罪，保护高谭市
I sense a lack of trust.
我觉得不被信任
Sure you don't need any help keeping Zippy under control?
你确定不要我帮忙 管管那位活泼小姐？
I'm fine.
不用了
Besides, I need you to be ready if Gordon's men get any leads.
而且我需要你随时待命 戈登局长可能会有情报
- I'II signal if there's trouble. - You got it.
如果有问题我会发出讯号 没问题
- I wanna listen to the radio. - Don't!
我想听广播 别碰！
Oops.
你给我听好了
Listen, and listen good.
You don't touch anything, say anything
不准碰任何东西，发任何声音…
or do anything unless I tell you!
或做任何事，除非是我下令的！
- Got it? - Yes, sir.
懂了吗？ 是，长官
So far, Joker hasn't been seen at any of his old hideouts.
到目前无止 小丑还未出现在任何藏匿点
I want you to show me the last place he used when he escaped.
告诉我他最后逃走的藏匿地点
Okay.
好的
This used to be our special love nest.
这里曾经是我们的爱巢
Have a look around while I slip into something more comfortable.
你自己到处看看 我先去换一套舒适的衣服
No tricks.
别耍花样
Hey, we have a deal, remember?
我们有约在先，不是吗？
（警局）
（希尔市长）
（戈登局长）
Whee!
Ah! I feel like a human being again.
我又觉得像个人了
宝贝们！妈咪回来了！
Hi, babies! Mommy's home!
你们真可爱不是吗？
Are you the sweetest babies?
没错…真是可爱
Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
还喜欢我们的大农场吗？
How do you “he our ha-hacienda?
真迷人
Charming.
尤其是这些监视器
Especially these monitors.
连结了警局、市政厅与市长办公室 小丑根本已经掌控了整个城市
Between the cops, city hall and the mayor's office,
Joker has the whole city wired.
他是个天才
He's a genius.
你怎么那么迷他，奎茵？
What's the attraction, Quinn?
对一个小丑如此病态地迷恋
This sick infatuation with the Joker.
听着，蝙蝠，当我还是医生时…
Look, Bats, when I was a doctor
我总是倾听病人的问题
I was always listening to other people's problems.
直到我遇到小丑先生 愿意听我说话，让一切变得有趣
Then I met Mr. J., who listened to me for a change
and made everything fun.
他伤害别人也很有趣？ 他只是开开玩笑
You think it's funny when he hurts people?
It's just a joke.
希望轮到你时，你还笑得出来
Hope you're still laughing when it's your turn.
Hmph.
到艾佩克斯公司等我们
Meet us at the Apex novelty factory.
奎茵说小丑曾经躲过那里 他现在也有可能会在那儿
Quinn says it's an old hideout. But the Joker may be using it again.
我正在路上
I'm on my way.
（艾佩克斯公司）
谢谢
- Grab on. - I can do it myself, thank you.
Ha-ha! Ow!
偷偷摸摸…
Sneak, sneak, sneak.
- Shh. - Shh.
那是什么意思？
What do you mean, "Shh"? No one's been in this dump for years.
这里已经好久没有人来了
Uh-oh.
看看我抓到什么
Hey, guys, look who I got.
那敢情好
Well, well.
这可不是大坏蛋蝙蝠侠 闯进咱们巴克西班尼的夜总会吗？
If it ain't the big, bad Batman
come to break up Boxy Bennett's little social club.
怪人，你可要赔大钱了
It's gonna cost you, freak, big time.
嗨，巴克西
Hi, Boxy. Long time no see.
好久不见
哈莉奎茵
Harley Quinn.
我听说你被丢进老鼠笼子里 永远不能出来不是吗？
Last I heard, they tossed you in the squirrel farm and
swallowed the key.
你跟那只蝙蝠在一起做什么？
What you doing with the Bat?
拜托，你该不会以为 我跟蝙蝠侠合作吧？
Come on, you don't think I was working with Batman?
如果你这么想的话 那你准会让我们脑袋开花
I know you'd blow us both away if you thought that.
你说的没错，蜜糖
You thought right, sugar.
Phew.
你有看到小丑先生吗？ 没
So, you ain't seen Mr. J. around, have you?
Nope.
我一直搞不懂像你这种可人 居然会看上小丑那种烂泥巴
You know, I never could figure what a cute "file number like yourself
saw in a slob like the Joker.
更何况还有这么多 像我一样的绅士
Especially when there are suave guys like me around.
喔，巴克西
Now, Boxy.
没错我的布丁 虽然有点喜怒无常
Sure, my pudding's a little temperamental.
不过说真的 谁的感情不是起起伏伏的？
But, gee, what relationship doesn't have its ups and downs?
A小调
A flat.
我一直不知道 我们的感情已经结束
I never knew That our romance had ended
直到你在我的晚餐里下毒
Until you poisoned my food
当你在公园里踹我一脚
And I thought it was a lark
我还以为我们只是玩闹
When you kicked me in the park
而现在我才觉得那样很粗鲁
But now I think it was rude
我一直不知道我们已经结束了
I never knew that you and I were finished
直到我被酒瓶打中
Until that bottle hit my head
虽然当你把我推下屋顶时
Though I tried to be aloof
我试着不去在乎
When you pushed me off the roof
我觉得我们的浪漫已死
I feel our romance is dead
要是你早点告诉我 已经有人取代了我的位置
It wouldn't have been so bad If you had told me
事情也不会这么糟
That someone had taken my place
但是，不 你甚至没有骂我
But no No, you didn't even scold me
你只是拉扯我的脸
You just tried to disfigure my face
你永远不会知道 我这颗心是如此破碎
You'll never know How this heart of mine is breaking
如此绝望
It looks so hopeless, but then
我们的生活曾经如此平静
Life used to be so placid
请你放下手中盐酸好吗？
Won't you please put down that acid?
告诉我我们仍是一对爱侣
And say that we're sweethearts again
太棒了
- Yeah. - All right, baby!
好耶，宝贝！
Whoo! All right, B and R!
好耶，蝙蝠哥与罗宾弟！
嘿，丑八怪
Hey, ugly.
他们是一伙的
They're all working together.
走吧，奎茵
Let's go, Quinn!
奎茵！
Quinn!
Whee!
撞死你们！
Bombs away!
Huh?
太好了！
Yes!
你看到我怎么解决那些坏蛋吗？
Did you see the way I handled those creeps?
Pow! Bam!
蝙蝠妹，伤透你的心
Oh, Batgirl, eat your heart out.
她发疯前是做什么的？
What was she before she went bonkers?
临床精神科医生
A clinical psychiatrist.
难怪
Figures.
有小丑的消息吗？ 没有
- Any word on the Joker? - Nothing.
我已经跟戈登确认过 市长还是拒绝…
I even checked with Gordon again, and the mayor still refuses
让警察撤空高谭市
to let the cops evacuate the city.
真是聪明
Oh, it's brilliant.
真有你的，小丑先生
Way to go, Mr. J.!
你说什么？
What are you saying?
少来了，蝙蝠
Oh, come on, Bats.
你也看到我的甜心 是怎么监控整个城市的
You've seen how my pudding keeps an eye on Gotham.
还有什么比绑架市长…
What better way to tie up the cops
更能牵制警察？
than to tie up the mayor?
Whoo-hoo!
See, do I know how Mr. J. thinks, or what? Ha!
看吧，我就知道小丑先生在想什么 对吧？
你还以为我是个 虚有其表的金发笨妞呢
And here you thought I was just another bubble-headed blond bimbo.
Well, the joke's on you. I'm not even a real blond.
你才是个大笑话
而且我的金发还不是真的
Good job.
干得好
Huh? Hey!
嘿
- What gives? - I can't risk you warning the Joker.
搞什么鬼？ 我不能冒险让你警告小丑
Would I do a thing like that?
我怎么可能那么做？
Hey, let me out! Come on!
让我出去！别这样！
Boy, you just can't trust some people.
天哪，有些人就是不值得信任
Nothing like a moonlight dip, eh, Mr. Mayor?
没有什么比在月光下游泳更棒了 对吧，市长先生？
Please, just make your ransom demands and get on with it.
拜托你赶快提出续款要求 就此结束吧
Oh, no ransom this time, Hammy.
我这次不要赎金，笨蛋
- You can't mean- - Oh, yes, indeedy-do.
你不能… 没错，我就要这么做
Instead of taking you, the cops and the Batman down separately,
我不用一个个地 把你、警察或蝙蝠侠除掉…
I'm going to blast you all at once.
只要一颗炸弹就能 把你们全部炸死
Send down the plane, boys.
把飞机开过来，孩子们
We're blowing town.
我们要把高谭市炸上天
Literally.
是真的
Yes, sir.
是，老板
But all those innocent people.
但是这些人是无辜的
Some joke on them, eh? Think of it as the ultimate punch line.
跟他们开开玩笑，对吧？
把这当作是史上最大笑话吧
What? Hey!
搞什么？嘿！
Gee, it's amazing what you find in people's glove compartments.
你不会相信我在置物柜 找到这玩意儿
Harley?
哈莉？
Hi, pudding. Miss me?
嗨，布丁
想我吗？
You clever little minx.
你这聪明的小姑娘
How did you escape from Arkham?
你怎么从亚克汉逃出来的？
Batman sprung me so I could find you.
蝙蝠侠放我出来找你
Had me all locked up in his bad old car, too.
他还把我关在他的破车里
Aww.
Quinn, we had a deal!
奎茵，我们讲好的！
Deal's off, B-man. No one ever said anything about hurting Mr. J.
约定无效，小蝙哥 我不准任何人伤害小丑先生
Oh!
10-minute countdown sequence has been engaged.
十分钟倒数计时开始
Oh, my Lord.
我的老天爷
Come, my dear.
来吧，亲爱的
We'll get to a safe altitude, then watch the fireworks.
我们先去安全的地方 再一起观赏烟火秀
It's lucky you were here, Harley.
还好你已经在这儿了，哈莉
The countdown sequence didn't leave Joker enough time
倒数计时已经开始 否则小丑可没有时间…
to swing by Arkham and pick you up.
飞去亚克汉救你出来 闭嘴，小鬼
Quiet, brat.
You were gonna come back for me, weren't you, pudding?
你一定会飞来救我的 对吧，布丁？
Of course, pumpkin pie.
当然，小甜派
It's just that... Well, here you are,
只是…既然你都来了…
so I can save myself a trip.
也省了我一程
But what about all our friends?
那我们的朋友呢？
Ivy and Two-Face and hat guy and lizard man and puppet head and-
毒藤女、双面人跟疯帽子 鳄鱼人跟腹语者…
What about them?
他们怎样？
Don't forget your little pets.
别忘了你们的宠物
The babies! We can't leave the babies!
宝贝们！我们不能丢下他们！
I'll buy you a goldfish!
我再买金鱼给你
- Let's go! - No!
走吧 不
Why, you little-
你这可恶的小…
You know, Bats, I got a crazy idea
你知道吗，蝙蝠，我开始觉得…
Mr. J. may not be the guy for me after all.
小丑先生可能不是我的真命天子
再飞回去！ 但是，老板…
- Go around again! - But, boss...
- I said do it! - Yes, sir.
照我说的去做！ 是，老板
Made it with time to spare.
时间还有剩
That bomb's going off even if I go with it!
就算一起死我也要引爆炸弹！
Laugh this off, pudding!
看你还笑得出来，布丁！
Whoa!
- Freeze, clown. - Quinn, stop!
不许动，小丑 奎茵，住手！
He's mine, Bats.
他是我的，蝙蝠侠
You wouldn't dare.
你才不敢
You don't have the guts.
你没那个胆量
Not in a million years would you-
就算再过一百万年你也…
（砰一砰一砰）
Baby, you're the greatest.
宝贝，你最棒了
制片：艾伦伯涅，保罗迪尼 艾瑞克洛多斯基，布鲁斯提姆
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