片名：蝙蝠侠卡通合集三
（银行）
剧名：玩具娃娃
编剧：保罗迪尼
导演：丹瑞巴
（华纳威秀一推销员之死 泰米杨斯与布莱恩达利主演）
（推销员之死，加演）
- Night, Brian. - See you tomorrow.
晚安，布莱恩 明天见
Hey, what's the matter?
你怎么了？
Are you lost, honey?
你迷路了吗，蜜糖？
My big brother went away and left me by my Ionesomes.
我的哥哥不见了 留下我孤单一个人
Big brothers aren't supposed to do that to their baby sisters.
哥哥不应该丢下妹妹的
Here. Dry your eyes, and I'll help you find a policeman.
别哭了，把眼泪擦干 我带你去找警察伯伯
- He'll get you home safe and sound. - You're so nice to me.
他会带你安全回家 你对我真好
But then, you always was the nicest one, Tippy.
不过，你一直都是最好心的 提比
You! But how-
你！但怎么会？
Sorry I had to play roughs, Tippy.
抱歉我必须来硬的，提比
I didn't mean to.
我不是故意的
Gotham Insider asks,
高谭市内线新闻： 〝他们现在在哪里？〞
"Where are they now?"
When her sitcom, Love That Baby, premiered 20 years ago,
自从〝我爱宝贝〞 于20年前首播以来…
little Mary Louise Dahl became an overnight sensation.
可爱的玛莉路易斯达尔 因此一炮而红
As the adorable Baby-Doll, young Mary quickly captured
小玛莉所扮演的可爱〝宝贝儿〞 马上就掳获了上百万颗心
the hearts of millions.
Whoa...
Well, Baby, you'd better have a pretty good
宝贝，你最好给我一个 合理的解释
explanation for this.
I didn't mean to.
我不是故意的
I remember this show from when I was a kid.
我记得小时候就看过这个影集
It still stinks.
现在还是一样烂
Be that as it may, three of the cast's original actors
虽然如此 上周已经有三个原班演员失踪了
disappeared last week.
（失踪：陶德贝克）
（失踪：茱恩温索普）
（失踪：布莱恩达利）
And these two?
这两个呢？
Ms. Vance is in a show at Gotham Rep.
万斯小姐正在高谭戏院演出
I have police bodyguards following her everywhere.
我已经派了员警保护她
But that other one, Mary Dahl, dropped out of sight years ago.
但另一个演员，玛莉达尔 几年前就失踪了
Ironically, the same thing that brought her
讽刺的是，让她成名的原因 也是逼她退隐的原因
fame turned her into a recluse.
I read about her once in a medical journal.
我曾在医学报告上看过她的事
She was born with systemic hypoplasia,
她患有先天性全身发育不全 一种稀有的症状，让她不会变老
a rare condition that kept her from aging.
Would you believe she was 20 years old in that clip?
你相信在那段影片 中 她已经二十岁了吗？
She'd be about 30 now.
她现在大概三十岁了
It's obvious someone has a vendetta against these actors.
可能有人跟这些演员有宿仇
We'll study this and call you back if we-
先让我们拿回家研究，再告诉你们… 所有单位，所有单位！
All units, all units!
- Gunfire reported at Gotham Rep.
高谭戏院发生枪战 有人正试图掳走万斯
They're making a try for Vance.
Stay down!
趴下
Let me go.
放我走
- Why are you doing this? - Quiet!
你为什么要这么做？
闭嘴！ 女士正在问你问题，混蛋
The lady asked you a question, creep.
How about an answer?
给我好好回答
Hey!
嘿
- Ah! - Robin!
罗宾
No. Help!
不，救命啊！
- They're getting away. - We'II get them.
他们逃走了 我们会抓到他们的
No!
不
妈咪
Mommy!
怎么了？ 她还好吗？
I lost my mommy!
妈咪不见了！
It's okay.
没关系
Oh, my baby.
喔，我的宝贝
Mommy!
妈咪
Naughty, naughty baby.
淘气的小宝贝
Haven't I told you not to run off?
我不是叫你别乱跑吗？
I didn't mean to.
我不是故意的
Hold it.
等等
Naughty Mr. Batmans.
淘气的蝙蝠侠先生
You play too rough.
你太粗鲁了
I got 'em!
我抓到她们了
It's me, dope.
是我，笨蛋
Where am I?
我在哪里？
Huh?
It can't be.
不可能
Tod, June, Brian?
陶德、茱恩、布莱恩？
Tammy. She got you, too.
泰米，她也抓了你 这是一场恶作剧吗？
Is this some sort of bad joke?
What are we doing on the old set? And in these clothes?
我们在这个旧影棚做什么？ 还穿着旧戏服？
Welcome home, sister Suzy.
欢迎回家，苏西姐姐
I've missed you so.
我好想你喔
Mr. Happy-Head says he missed you, too.
快乐先生说他也很想你
Mary? Mary Dam?
玛莉？玛莉达尔？
Is this a joke?
你在开玩笑吗？
No, sillies. I'm Baby, remember?
不，小笨蛋，我是宝贝，你忘了吗？
It's Suzy and Tippy, and Mumsy, and Daddy, and Baby,
苏西跟提比跟妈咪跟爹地 还有宝贝…
together again forevers and evers.
会永远永远在一起
我不管希尔市长说什么
I don't care what Mayor Hill says.
The people have a right to know, and if he won't talk to us-
人们都有权利知道事实 如果他不告诉我们…
（玛莉达尔）
我在打给你，马夫
I'll call you back, Marv.
Since when are you interested in has-been actors?
你何时开始对退影演员 有兴趣啦？
Since that one's been kidnapping her costars.
自从这个演员开始绑架其他演员起
You're serious?
真的？ 她在绑架其他演员，一个接着一个
She's been picking them off, one by one.
她为什么怨恨他们？ 实际上，他们应该恨她才对
- Any reason she'd have a grudge? - Actually, they should hate her.
达尔退出这部影集去演剧情戏 害所有同演者失业
Dahl put them out of work when she quit the series to
become a dramatic actress.
难道这双手永远无法洗净？
What, will these hands never be clean?
Here's the smell of the blood still.
我还闻得到血腥味
All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand.
就算用尽所有阿拉伯的香水 也无法掩盖这双手的罪恶
好烂 影评就是这么说
That's what the critics said.
Baby's dramatic career flopped, and when she tried to
宝贝的演艺事业一塌涂地 当她试图回到电视时…
start her TV show again
电视台拒绝了她
the networks turned her down.
That still doesn't explain why she's after her old cast.
那还是无法解释 她为什么找旧演员报仇
Maybe there's a clue in these old episodes.
也许这些旧影集里 有我们要的线索
You can borrow them if you want.
如果你想要，我可以借给你
And when you crack the case, you can pay me back with an exclusive...
当你破案后 可以给我一个独家访谈…
回报我
Interview.
（闲人勿入）
（第五摄影棚）
真是太棒了，不是吗？
Isn't this the best-est?
一起吃早餐，就跟从前一样
Having breakfast, just like old times.
- Oh. Oh, it's swell, Baby. - Great.
真是太棒了，宝贝 真棒
Uh-oh!
巴斯特来了，来讨东西吃
Here comes Buster, begging for scraps.
坏孩子，巴斯特
Bad boy, Buster.
走开
Go away.
Hey, guess what's today. Anybody know?
猜猜今天是什么日子，有人知道吗？
来嘛，快点猜
Oh, Come on. Guess.
今天是我的生日！
It's my births-day!
耶！耶
Yay, yay for me!
你把我们带到这里来…
You mean you had us brought here
只是要为你自己办一场生日派对？
just so you could throw yourself a surprise party?
That's it. I always knew you were a selfish little brat.
够了 我早就知道你是个自私的小鬼
总是随便乱发脾气 让所有人过着悲惨的生活
Always throwing your temper tantrums
and making life miserable for the rest of us.
这次你真的太过分了
Well, this time you've gone too far.
Expect a call from my lawyer.
等我律师找你算帐
Hi-ya!
陶德！ 玛莉安真是了不起，对吧？
- Tod! - Isn't Mariams a treasure?
I couldn't gets through the day without hers.
我简直不能一天没有她
Naughty, naughty, Daddys.
顽皮的爹地
Mustn't yell at your Baby like thats.
不可以这样吼你的宝贝
你不是我女儿 我们也不是一个家庭
You're not my daughter. And we're not a family.
我们只是演员，你忘了吗？
We're actors, remember?
你因为抱怨得到的注意不够 取消我们的影集
You canceled our show because you whined you weren't
getting enough attention.
但是现在我知道我错了
But I knows now I made a boo-boo.
对我来说也很痛苦
It was hard for me out there.
I studied and trained and auditioned, but no one wanted me.
我去学演戏、接受训练、试演 但是没有人要我
AWW...
这几年来，我一直记得 你们围绕着我时，我有多快乐…
Over the years, I remembered how happy
I was with all of you around me,
and the folks at home watching me each week. Me.
家家户户每个礼拜 都会定时收看我，只有我
宝贝儿
Baby-Doll.
现在起我要永远当宝贝 大家都会重新爱上我
Now I'm Baby for good, and everyone will love me agains.
抱抱，抱抱！
Hugs,hugs!
Aww.
还记得有一次 毒藤女差点用蔓藤闷死我们…
Remember that time Poison Ivy nearly smothered us in those vines
还有蔓藤上那些尖锐的刺吗？
with the really sharp thorns?
记得 看这个更糟
- Yes. - This is worse.
不过我知道一件事情了
I did learn one thing, though.
Baby hasn't gotten every member of her cast.
宝贝还没抓完所有的演员
在最后一季里 因为收视率开始下滑…
In the last season, the show's ratings began to drop,
so the producers introduced a new character.
所以制片者在影集里 加入一个新角色
Baby's little cousin Spunky.
宝贝的表弟小火球
Oh.
达尔因为在她生日的这场戏里 被抢了镜头，非常生气…
According to these, Dahl was furious she was upstaged
on her birthday episode
and walked off the series.
然后就离开了这部影集
那她怎么还没找小火球报仇？
So why hasn't she gone after cousin Spunky?
也许她只是在等时机到来
Maybe she's waiting for the right occasion.
Excuse me. Excuse me!
不好意思…
我的宝贝正在睡觉 你的音乐把她吵醒了
My baby was taking a nap, and your music woke her up.
嘿，我需要练习，你知道吧？
Hey, I have to practice, you know?
You're still a stinky jerk-face, Spunky.
你依然是个讨人厌的大混帐，小火球
Wake up, sleepyheads.
醒醒，瞌睡虫
Huh?
It's time for my birthday party.
我的生日派对时间到罗，耶！
Yay!
We're gonna have so much funs.
我们会玩得很高兴
- Ready when you are, Ms. Dahl. - Goodies!
达尔小姐
You all remembers what happened the last time I had a births-day.
你们全都还记得 我上次过生日发生了什么事吧？
Poopy old Spunkys pushed my head in the cake.
坏坏的小火球 把我一头推进蛋糕里
Everybody laughed and laughed.
大家都笑个不停
Well, I'm laughing now.
现在轮到我笑了
What are you mad at me for? It wasn't anything personal.
为什么找我的喳？ 这又不是针对你个人
We were just playing characters in a TV show.
我们只是在电视影集里 扮演自己的角色
It was real to me.
对我来说是真的
Everybody loved Baby-Doll until you came along.
所有人都爱宝贝儿，直到你出现了 你让大家都忘了我
You made them forget me.
Now Baby's gonna get evens.
现在宝贝要以牙还牙
- No, don't. Stop her. - Help! Wait!
不，快阻止她 救命！等一下！
It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
快乐的童年永远不嫌晚
Blow out the candle, Spunky. Bet your wish doesn't come trues.
快吹蜡烛，小火球 保证你的愿望不会成真
作弊！作弊！作弊！
Cheater! Cheater! Cheater! Cheater!
快乐先生说 你就要倒大霉了
Mr. Happy-Head says you're really gonna get it nows.
Thanks, partner.
谢啦，伙伴
Anytime.
没什么
No fairs. No fairs.
不公平… 他根本不是小火球
He wasn't Spunky at alls.
I told Spunky what you were up to. We switched places.
我告诉小火球你的计划 我替代了他
Batman rigged me with a transmitter that led him here.
蝙蝠侠在我身上装了发送器 然后跟踪到这里来
Ah, aren't you Mr. Smarty-Heads.
你可真是聪明啊
玛莉安！
Wow, lady, you're good.
女士，你可真行
It's a living.
我靠这行吃饭
H I-ya!
Get the hostages out. I'll go after Dahl.
把人质带出去，我去追达尔
Right. Hang on, folks. I'll have you back to reality in a second.
好，等等，各位先生女士 我马上让各位回到现实
Yay!
Watch it, kid.
小心点，小鬼
Hmm.
- It's Batman. - Cool. Hey, Batman, down here.
蝙蝠侠，看这里
Hey, do you see what I see?
你也看到了吗？
- Look at those people. It's Batman! - It's Batman.
看看这些人…蝙蝠侠！ 是蝙蝠侠
- Look. - Wow, it's Batman.
快看 是..快来
（关闭、整修中）
Silly Mr. Batmans, can't catch me.
笨蛋蝙蝠侠抓不到我
Don't run away. I know you're scared, confused.
别跑开 我知道你很害怕，又困惑
- I can help you. - Liar, liar, cape on fire.
我能帮助你 骗子骗子，火烧屁股
Nows we're playing by my rules.
现在照我的规矩来玩
Game's overs, Mr. Batman.
游戏结束了，蝙蝠侠
I wins.
我赢了
No fair!
不公平
Look.
看
That's me in there.
那是我
The real me.
真正的我
There I am.
我在那儿
But it's not really real, is it?
但这不是真的，对吧？
Just made up and pretend like my family and my life
我的家庭、人生跟所有一切 都只是一场假戏
and everything else.
Why couldn't you just let me make-believe?
你为什么就是不让我 继续假装下去呢？
I didn't mean to.
我不是故意的
制片：艾伦伯涅、保罗迪尼 艾瑞克洛多斯基、布鲁斯提姆
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English - SDH