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各位，好事儿来了。 Good news, everyone.
还记得你们要看我的族谱树的事儿吗？ Remember when you asked to see my family tree?
没~ All: No.
Ta-da!
这个就是我的祖先。 This is my ancestor
Philo Farnsworth,电视的发明人, Philo Farnsworth,inventor of television,
附赠给你们一个红利，小时候他可是个胖子. and as a bonus, childhood obesity.
这位是Dean Farnsworth， And here's Dean Farnsworth,
判断色盲的Farnsworth测试的开发者 developer of the Farnsworth test for colorblindness.
该死的，他在哪呢？ Where is he, blasted?!
就是在最近，我听说了一个当代的Farnsworth And just recently, I learned of a modern-day Farnsworth
他发明了反衰老腰带 who invented the anti-senility truss.
那就是你啊，教授！ That's you, Professor.
嗯，对，Farnsworths式的自我褒扬 Ah, yes, the Farnsworths boast
这是一个让人骄傲的值得尊敬的一个世家 a proud and distinguished lineage.
没有带虫的果子在这棵树上 No wormy fruit on this tree.
那Fry算是怎么回事儿？ What about Fry?
他不是你的远房叔叔吗？ Isn't he your distant Uncle?
非常远房 Very distant.
不纯粹算Farnsworth家族的，说话要小心 Not a true Farnsworth, mind you.
他来自于这条肮脏卑劣的分支 He's way over here on this filthy branch
上面缠绕着真菌和甲虫的粪便 riddled with fungus and dung beetles.
什么东西带着17个甲虫的粪便？ What's with the 17 dung beetles?
好了，六点到了 Well, it's 6:00.
我想明天咱们得发出那个人类心脏了 I guess we'll have to deliver that human heart tomorrow.
好好工作，各位 Good work, people.
是时候起航了！ Time to go clubbing!
海豹小子们，我来喽 Baby seals, here I come.
要去搞定我的夜班了 Guess I better head over to my night job.
你还有个夜班？ You have a night job?
是哟，这活儿特累 Yup. It's exhausting,
但我得多赚些买咖啡的钱 but I need the extra money to buy coffee
这样我就能在上夜班时保持清醒 so I can stay awake for my night job.
-可是... - But...
-走喽！ - Got to go!
你居然有这么多的海藻 You've got a surprising amount of algae
在你的胡子上啊，总统先生 in your beard, Mr. President.
呆着别动，让这个食藻鱼发挥作用吧 Just sit still and let the algae-eater do its work.
噢！哎哟！ Oh! Ow!
噢！别咬我标志性的痣！ Oh! Lay off my trademark mole!
你好啊，Lars Hi, Lars.
是Fry Fry. 随便啦 Whatever.
我要去值夜班了 I'm heading out to my night job.
记得啊，不准大声喧哗，不准玩人头保龄球 Remember, no loud noise, no head bowling,
也不能搞聚会，不然罐子里将会多个你的臀部 and no parties,or it'll be your ass in a jar.
我想去你说的那家博物馆！ I want to go to that museum!
(Munching)
伙计，这地儿是供人小睡的 Man, this place is a snooze.
哎哟，Fry啊 Hey, Fry,
我向塔夫脱总统（美国第27位总统，以身体肥胖之至著称） 发起吃馅饼大赛的挑战 I challenge president Taft here to a pie-eating contest.
来吧，瘦猴 You're on, skinny.
对不起，伙计们。你们是知道规则的 Sorry, guys.You know the rules.
禁止娱乐 No fun allowed.
来吧，你个娘娘腔！我都渴了！ Come on, you pansy!I'm thirsty!
我想要些田纳西迷人果汁！ I want me some Tennessee loopy juice!
我是要豪放女！ And I want loose women!
就是那种不怕露出小小脚踝的！ The kind that aren't afraid to show a little ankle.
或是肘部. Or elbow.
绝没访客，我会丢掉工作的 No visitors.I'll lose my job.
噢，哎哟哟，我会丢掉我薪水低贱的工作的 Oh, boo-hoo,I'll lose my minimum wage job.
你太自私啦，Rutherford B. Hayes! You're mean, Rutherford B. Hayes!
听着，年轻人 Listen here, young man.
我们没什么可忧虑的 We have nothing to fear
除了没啤酒喝 but running out of beer.
噢！ Oh!
好吧，就来个小型的联欢 All right, one small get-together,
前提是我们得让它表现得安静又庄严 but let's keep it quiet and dignified.
好呀，好呀，好呀，好呀 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
噢噢-来来来！ Ooh-wee!
再四瓶啤酒！ Four more beers!
好的！ Yes!
跳得正准！ Right in the ike!
多美好的肘部运动 Nice elbow action.
那么，你种棕榈喽？ So, you grow hemp？
-没错儿， -Yes. -还有，嗯，你用它干什么？ -And, uh, you do what with it?
任何事情 All manner of things.
造纸啦，织布啦，做绳索啦... Manufacture paper, fabric, rope...
哦，好吧，很高兴和你聊天 Oh. Well, nice talking to you.
干嘛，我当初花一天的时间就用烟熏了大概四英尺的绳子 Why, I used to smoke about four feet of rope a day.
我这就给你我的呼机号码 Let me give you my pager number.
好啊，Reagan，还记得你要看我的族谱树的事儿吗？ Hey, Reagan, remember when you asked to see my family tree?
我是让你别烦我 I asked you to leave me alone.
Farnsworth家族是异乎寻常的杰出 The Farnsworths are a remarkable...
Farnsworth?!那个名字是美国历史上的污点！ Farnsworth?! That name is a stain on American history！
有个最无耻的革命的叛徒就是叫Farnsworth的 One of the worst traitors of the revolution was a Farnsworth.
-你在撒谎！ - You're lying! -他是George Washington. - He's George Washington.
他试图阻止那件事. He tends not to do that.
David Farnsworth是个臭名昭著的英国经理人和伪钞制造者 David Farnsworth was a notorious British agent and counterfeiter.
他密谋搞垮我们的国家 He conspired to bring down our nation
通过他那虚假的货币 with his fraudulent currency!
Farnsworth是干这个的？ A Farnsworth did this?
哦，天哪！我的好名声全毁了！ Oh, dear!My good name is ruined!
你好，我是Jerry Hi. I'm Jerry.
我喜欢看电影 I like movies.
哪位见过尤里西斯·格兰特（美国第18代总统）？ Anyone seen Ulysses grant?
他还欠我只方头雪茄！ He owes me a cheroot.
他正在那，在往灌木丛里吐东西 He's over there,puking in the bushes.
不！ No!
噢，完了 Oh, boy.
Fry先生！ Mr. Fry!
为什么这些人环站着... Why are all these people standing around...
在他们该聚会的时刻？ When they should be partying?
哎哟，哎哟，LBJ，想一醉方休吗？ Hey, hey, LBJ（Lyndon Baines Johnson，美国第36任总统）, you want to get drunk?
噢，该死的，当然 Oh, hell, yeah.
Zoidberg，不！ Zoidberg, no!
这罐子液的效应 The effects of jar juice
还没被充分了解 aren't fully understood.
嗯，还不错，有点乳液的意思同时还带有... Eh, not bad.A hint of vitalis and...
喔！ Whoa!
我知道这里 I recognize this.
这里是20世纪的60年代！ It's the 1960s!
我当初还做了个关于它的报告给我的戒毒课 I did a report on it for my drug-taking class.
你们好，我是安迪·沃霍尔 （波普艺术的倡导者和领袖，被誉为20世纪艺术界最有名的人物之一） Hi, I'm Andy warhol,
你看上去挺像一种奇特的龙虾人 and you're some kind of marvelous lobster-man.
答对了 Right on.
说吧，你这（西红柿汤）是真有些汤，还是骗人的？ Say, you（tomato soup）got any real soup,or just this schlock?
多让人头疼的麻烦啊！ What a horrid bore！
好极啦！ Far out！
那个脑袋带给我一场十足的精神享受！ That head gave me a total head trip!
真的吗?我就要舔赫伯特·胡佛（美国第三十一任总统）的脑袋啦！ Really? I'm gonna lick Herbert Hoover's head.
快舔！ Lick the head!
喔，一个地下酒吧！ Whoa, a speakeasy!
请来一杯禁酒 One prohibited beverage, please.
喂，Dutch，这有个雏儿！ Hey, Dutch, the new still is here!
我可不是雏儿，尽管闻起来比较像 I'm not a still. I just smell like one.
（爱尔兰口音）Dutch Schultz,拿出你非法卖的威士忌 Dutch Schultz,come out with your bootleg whiskey.
我们都渴了！ We're thirsty!
接下去还会怎么样？ What the heck is going on?
杰斐逊，你卖给我绳子质量有问题吗？ Jefferson,did you sell me some bad rope?
这些罐子液一定有什么用 It must have something to do with the jar fluid.
啊哈！ Aha!
Cahill博士，我是不是发现了一些发乳白色光的东西？ Dr. Cahill, do I detect a trace of opalescence?
确实如此，教授 Very observant, Professor.
为了保存这些人头，我们利用了一些稀有的 To preserve the heads,we use a rare form
水晶蛋白石粉末 of powdered crystalline opal.
世界上的这种粉末都在这了 This is the world's entire supply.
虽然看上去还这么光彩照人，实际上它已经保存1000年了 Yet it's so powerful,it should last a thousand years.
它能够维持这些人头的生气，但我们并不知道原因 It keeps the heads alive,but we don't know how.
为什么它会给我们这些幻觉？ Why did it give us those hallucinations?
因为它没给！ Because it didn't!
额，好吧好吧 Uh, yeah-huh.
蛋白石拥有非比寻常的能够储存时间的物质 Opal has unusual temporal properties.
它让每个人头处于一个停滞的时间幻觉 It preserves each head in a time stasis bubble.
由此，通过舔这些脑袋通常能使我们最后回到 Ergo, licking those heads actually sent us back in time
他们原来的时代.看！ to their original eras. Look!
唉！ Ugh!
一个又一个的假货 Schlock and more schlock.
喂喂喂，海岸线到了吗？ Psst. Is the coast clear?
停止你的傻叫，你个笨蛋 Button your yap, you mug.
我刚发明了一种时间旅行的新方式 I've discovered a new means of time travel.
我把它称作Farnsworth效应！ I'll call it the Farnsworth effect!
干得不错 Nice try,
但这对销毁背叛行为于事无补 but even this discovery won't undo the treachery wrought
一个来自于你的恶毒祖先David Farnsworth的背叛行为 by your nefarious ancestor David Farnsworth.
会消除的只要我们回到过去阻止他！ It will if we go back in time and stop him!
噢！ Oh!
教授，不行！你可不能用舌头舔我们的国父！ Professor, no! You can't tongue the father of our country!
我们在哪？ Where are we?
还有，我们在什么时代？ Also, when are we?
百老汇68号，殖民时代 68th and Broadway, colonial era.
速度！ Rush hour.
通过我的计算 By my calculations,
这次头脑旅行会持续差不多24小时 this head trip will last at most 24 hours.
我们得去阻止David Farnsworth那个变态！ We need to stop that monster David Farnsworth!
快看这份报纸的日期 Look at the date on this newspaper.
1775年4月17号 April 17, 1775.
据历史记载说，在这个特定的日期 Say, on this exact date,
新大陆的议会正准备在纽约秘密集会 the continental congress was meeting secretly in New York.
也许他们能帮助咱们 Maybe they can help us.
但他们会在任何地方地方集会 But they could be meeting anywhere.
我们要做什么？在一个个建筑里面挨个搜索吗？ What are we going to do,search building to building?
我们从那个开始搜 We'll start with that one.
来自纽约的亚历山大·汉密尔顿 （美国的开国元勋之一，宪法的起草人之一， 财经专家，是美国的第一任财政部长。是美国政党制度的创建者。）， 你说呢？ Alexander Hamilton of New York,how say you?
反对 Nay!
约翰·汉考克（美国革命家、政治家，富商出身。 独立宣言的第一个签署人。由于他在宣言上高贵的亲笔签名， 英文中“约翰·汉考克”成为亲笔签名的代名词。） John hancock
以及来自麻省的约翰·亚当斯（美国第一任副总统， 后来又当选为总统(1797－1801)。 由于他任职期间在内政、外交方面均无明显成就， 1800年竞选总统时被托马斯·杰斐逊击败。） and John Adams of Massachusetts?
赞成！ Yea! 赞成！ Yea!
好了！ The yeas have it.
我们国家的官方笑话州就定为新泽西了 Our nation's official joke state shall be New Jersey.
哎哟噢！ Uh-oh！
咳，这只是我们新的烤鸡炉 Ah, 'tis just our new crock pot.
当心，带假发的 Watch it, wiggy.
我可不是什么烂炉子 I ain't no stinking crock.
5小时后开吃 We'll see about that in five hours.
站住，你来自哪里，独眼少女? Halt! From whence comest thou, one-eyed maiden?
额，秘鲁？ Uh... ever been to Peru?
显然不是 Certainly not.
我确实来自秘鲁 I'm from Peru.
停止废话，各位建国者们 Clam up, founding fathers.
我们需要帮助以确定一个叛国伪造者的方位 We need help locating the treacherous forger
他伪造了这个签名 who forged this forgery.
哎呀！ My word！
如果这些进入流通市场 If these enter circulation,
我们的经济可就完了 our economy will be destroyed,
有了它，我们独立的机会就更渺茫了 and with it, our chance at independence.
在这个殖民地，只有一个人 Only one man in the colonies
有绝佳的技术去做这些 has a printing press fine enough to make these.
我们的好朋友 本·富兰克林（美国历史上第一位享有国际声誉的科学家发明家和音乐家。 为了对电进行探索曾经作过著名的“费城风筝实验”，在电学上成就显著）！ Our good friend Ben Franklin!
咦，富兰克林不是在费城吗？ Uh-oh. Isn't Franklin in Philadelphia?
当他不在夏洛特、马丽比丽或者路易莎那温存的时候 When he's not in Charlotte or Marybelle or Louisa.
听不懂 I don't get it.
我确信没人在之前这样说过 I'm sure no one's ever said this before,
但我会尽快到费城去！ but I must get to Philadelphia as quickly as possible!
哦！我那丢人的祖先 Oh! Why couldn't my disgraced ancestor
怎么就不能生活在汽车时代？ have lived in the nascar era?
富兰克林先生，你的新式蒸汽引擎送到了 Dr. Franklin, your new steam engine is here.
我可不是什么烂蒸汽引擎！ I ain't no stinking steam engine!
鸡肉熟了 Chicken's ready.
你可以走了，路易莎 You may go, Louisa.
现在我可懂了 Now I get it.
有意思，你是人还是机器？ Fascinating.Be you man or machine?
主要是机械，也许那有一对死猫 Mostly machine. Might be a couple of dead cats in there.
富兰克林博士，怀着极大的敬意 Dr. Franklin, with all due respect
对于您这位了不起的...火炉的发明人 to the brilliant inventor of the... stove,
我得给你说些事儿 I must speak with you
我正在找造这个的混蛋 I'm looking for the scoundrel who made this.
构思复杂的制品，富于邪恶的标志 Intricate filigree, satanic symbols.
看上去像是我的一个 Looks like one of mine.
但不是，这是个赝品！ But no, this is a fake!
咄，上面写着“马萨诸塞区” Duh. It says "colony of Maffachufetts."
更像特克诸塞 More like Taxachufetts.
那只在于我们如何拼“s”，你个笨猪 That's just how we print "s"s,you ftupid fhitheads.
一定是有人用了我的印章 Someone must have used my press
在我和夏洛特调情的时候 while I was poking around in Charlotte.
让我们问下我的学徒David Farnsworth吧 Let's ask my apprentice,David Farnsworth.
Farnsworth?!
就是它，大家装备起来！ That's him!Arm yourselves!
我把这称作富氏生化武器 I call it the Franklinator.
这个学徒的套房是空的！他跑了！ The apprentice's suite is empty!He's gone!
等下，在那便壶里反光的是什么？ Wait. What's that glistening in the chamber pot?
我们这就找出！ Let's find out!
Bender，你知道便壶是什么吗？ Bender, do you know what a chamber pot is?
我不知道，也不关心 I don't know, and I don't care.
一枚马萨诸塞的半便士铜币？ A Massachusetts halfpenny?
也有可能是假币 Probably fake, too.
有个方法能用来判别 There's one way to find out.
什么？ What?
Bender咬了块“便士”！ Bender bit a poo penny！ Bender咬了块“便士”！ Bender bit a poo penny.
看，这是没什么价值的金属锡 Look, 'tis but worthless tin.
Farnsworth能在哪里铸造这种高质量的假币？ Where could Farnsworth have minted such a high quality fake?
不是这，但是，你得知道 Not here. But, you know,
我有个在波士顿的朋友，他是个银器专家（即下文的Paul Revere， 美国银器工匠，也是一名爱国志士。 在美国独立战争期间，英军计划发动突袭， 里维尔得知后边夜骑马通知独立人士，英军的到来。） I have a friend in Boston who's an expert silversmith.
他们之间可能会有联系 They could be connected.
这周围可是有40人是干这行的 There's only like 40 people who do anything around here.
可波士顿离这儿有300英里远啊！ But Boston's 300 Miles away,
而且Bender把我们的马又给踢死了 and Bender kicked our horse to death.
我们不会及时赶到那了 We'll never get there in time.
除非你从袖管里又变出个发明来 Unless you have another invention up your sleeve.
嗯... Hmm...
这能怎么帮我们抵达波士顿？ How is this going to get us to Boston?
噢！ Ow!
愚蠢的富兰克林 Stupid Franklin.
我跟你没完 I will get you!
哎呀，我之前安排的金属料在这呢 Ah, that scrap metal I ordered is here.
我只有40%的金属料 I'm 40% scrap metal.
好吧，本·富兰克林，我亲爱的为了自... Well, Ben Franklin, my fellow son of liber...
油——茶壶 Teakettles.
是的，我刚做了一些新的油茶壶 Yes, I've made some new teakettles.
专为特别的情况预备 Perfect for special occasions.
比如吊死乔治王以泄恨... Like hanging king George in effigy...
那个，你还能在那些壶里放些“H”、“I”的字母组合 And "h" and "I" are monograms you can put on those kettles.
你们看什么呢，你们这群该死的英国佬? What are you looking at, you British bastards?
保罗，我们来谈谈这个 Paul, we talked about this.
Revere先生，我们正在寻找一个制假者 Mr. Revere, we're looking for a counterfeiter
他铸造了这些带着臭味的半便士 who minted these smelly halfpennies.
他的名字是David Farnsworth His name is David Farnsworth.
Farnsworth？我刚刚雇了他 Fasworth? I just hired him
因为秋日的烛台销售旺季就要到了 for the fall candlestick rush.
他在这个高峰期正在铸造厂帮工呢 He's in the foundry this very moment.
诸位，快拿一个富氏生化武器 Everybody, take a Franklinator.
呀，我只拿到了个小的 Aw, I got a chipmunk.
嘿呀！ Hee-yah!
额，什...？ Uh, wha...?
冒昧地问下，你是David Farnsworth吗？ David Farnsworth, I presume?
（伦敦东区口音）：我是Davy Farnsworth I is Davy Farnsworth.
哼，你对于这个圣洁的名字来说是个耻辱 Foof. You're a disgrace to the very name
Farnsworth.
小心，他拿了一个锋利的打平器 Look out. He's got a bezelling planisher.
这可是个重型武器 That's rig.
谁想挨这一砸？ Who wants to be bezelled?
你个笨蛋，我可不是加农炮 You idiot.I'm not a Cannon.
咦，我还真是加农炮 Huh. I guess I am a Cannon.
是时候来修剪族谱树了！ Time to prune the family tree！
哇！ Wha!
好哇！ Huzzah!
我刚拯救了Farnsworth这个姓氏 I've saved the Farnsworth name.
给Revere先生的快讯 Urgent message for Mr. Revere.
“Revere先生 "Mr. Revere,
”希望你没被吓得拉裤子 pray do not 'fhit' your pants."
“英国人的攻击已经开始了 "The British attack has begun.
穿过这条河，关注我给的讯号 Cross the river and watch for my signal."
我必须快点 I must ride.
他有了这么多器物 He has so much stuff.
不会在乎这一点的 He won't miss this.
让我们烧掉这些伪钞 Let's burn these counterfeits
然后划着小船离开波士顿这个鬼地方 and paddle the next swan boat the hell out of Boston.
-给你 -Here you go. -谢谢 -Thanks.
说吧，你从那拿到的灯笼？ Say, where did you get that lantern?
从北边的那个老教堂 From that old church to the north.
他们有两个在烧着，所以我推测他们留一个也能用 They had two burning, so I figured they wouldn't miss one.
“一个代表陆地进攻，两个代表海路进攻” One if by land, two if by sea.
英国人来了！ The British are coming！ 英国人来了！ The British are coming！
从陆路！从陆路！ By land！ By land！
来享受大陆军给你们的招待吧！ Gotta treat this OCD. 来享受大陆军给你们的招待吧！ Gotta treat this OCD.
Fry，你个笨蛋 Fry, you dope.
你刚扰乱了这个时代的进程！ You've really screwed the grannie this time！
历史需要第二只灯笼 History needed that second lantern.
我们最好阻止Paul Revere以防... We'd better stop Paul Revere before...
(英式腔调):我猜事情已经有了结果 I guess everything worked out
如此搞笑，是吧，长官？ jolly all right, eh, governor?
(英式腔调)干嘛用这种搞笑的口音啊，小可爱？ What's with the fruity accent, ducky?
该死的，我也在用 Bollocks, I got it, too.
(英式腔调)原先的总统的头怎么都没了？ Where's all the presidents heads, then?
(英式腔调)我觉得 I say.
看上去我们已经在很大程度上改变了历史 Appears we've changed history too much.
这噩梦般的程度或诸如此类的造成了现今的灾难 Disaster of nightmarish proportions and whatnot.
错不了 Quite.
你们这群家伙去哪了？ Where have you blokes been?
午前茶点都给错过了 You nearly missed elevenses.
是哪位要茶和沙琪玛？ Who's for tea and shmavouries?
这里有什么惨痛的恋爱故事最后顺利进行下去的内容吗，我是说 What in bloody hell's goingon around here, I says.
总之，谁成了旧合众国的贵人？ Indeed. What's become of the dear old usa?
什么？ Beg pardon?
革命？ The revolution?
1776年（1776年7月4日， 第二届大陆会议通过了托马斯·杰斐逊起草的《独立宣言》， 宣告北美13个殖民地脱离英国，成为独立的国家， 即美利坚合众国，简称美国。）及之后的一切？ 1776 and what all?
哦，那场殖民地的骚乱啊！ Oh, the colonial dustup.
嗯，那件事已经被和谐了 Well, there's nothing we brits enjoy more
通过一份妥善的协议 than a good documentary.
Zoidsmythe博士，打开电视吧 Turn on the tellyvisor,Dr. Zoidsmythe.
我就要给BBC打电话 I'll dial up the beeb.
他们总放些莫名其妙的东西 They've always got a nice docky-wocky on.
扬基队的自豪受到了打压 The vanquished pride of the Yankees
或者说，美国开始尽忠了 or, America the dutiful.
北美，也可以称作西大不列颠 North America, or west britannia
以我们现在的方式来称呼，已经臣服于大不列颠 as we now call it,has been under British rule
有1400年了，这些多亏了一个疯子 for 1400 years,all thanks to a nutter
我们更多地把他称作“带错路的Revere” known as "Wrong-way Revere."
英国人是通过陆路进攻的，陆路哟陆路！ The British are coming by land, by land！
但我们是通过海路，实际上 But we came by sea, we did.
莱克星顿（真实历史上有“莱克星顿的枪声”这一事件 为美国独立战争的开端）受到了玩笑的惊吓 Surprised the yanks at Lexington,
不费吹灰之力我们就平定了这场叛乱 ending the rebellion with nary a kipper scuffed.
不费吹灰之力哟，各位？ Scuffed kippers, anyone?
你可真好啊，妈妈 Right kind of you, mum.
这个丢脸的阴谋家 The humiliated conspirators
被强制签下了《不独立宣言》 were forced to sign the declaration of dependence，
宣告大不列颠万万岁. proclaiming British rule forever.
其间，一位忠心的英国国民 Meanwhile, a loyal brit
名字叫做David Farnsworth by the name of David Farnsworth
追查到叛国者George Washington tracked down the traitor George Washington,
英勇地用他的假发闷死了Washington and bravely smothered him with his wig.
唉，罪恶啊！ Oh, criminy！
作为感谢，乔治王任命其为公爵 In gratitude, king George named Farnsworth a Duke
他的家族也因此与有荣焉，在殖民地拥有大量的土地 and granted his family massive land-holdings in the colonies.
哎呀，我可从感到 Blimey. I've never felt
这样的耻辱身为Farnsworth家族的一员 so ashamed to be a Farnsworth.
我的主人会回来 Will my lord be returning
和他的族人享受午餐吗？ to his massive land-holdings for luncheon?
啊，什么？ Huh, wha?
我知道我们是永在等候的女侍臣 I know we're ladies-in-waiting,
可我们在等什么呢？ but what are we waiting for?
我怎么知道？ How should I know?
你就给我闭着嘴巴等着吧！ Just shut up and wait！
那个，为什么在我们都有了医保的情况下 Say, how is it that we've got socialized medicine,
我的牙还是这个样子？ but me teeth still look like this?
我们就不能再次回到过去，恢复事情的原样吗？ Can't we just go back in time,and set things right again?
千万别 Don't want to.
处在王冠之类的庇佑下的生活多么美好 Rather nice, living under the crown and so forth.
美好？噢！ Rather？ Oh!
再说了，又回不去了，即便我们想回去 What's more, couldn't go back,even if we wanted to.
再没留下的水晶蛋白石了 No more crystalline opal left
在全世界都找不到，你不知道吗？ in all the world, don't you know？
我的主人，王后就在这里 My lord, the queen is here
游玩多周了 for her weekly, er, visit.
还有王后？ The queen?
听上去挺好的 Sounds most satisfactory.
你们都快滚 All of you, out.
好吧 Right then.
我们去玩些投环之类的游戏，甭管具体是什么吧 Let's go play some quoits,whatever that is.
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Presenting the queen of england, 王后驾到，英格兰的、
America,and two parking spaces in Tokyo. 美国的、以及在东京有两块泊车地皮的王后驾到
我的伴侣在哪儿呢？ Where's me consort at?
伴...侣？ C-consort?
是啊，亲爱的 That's right, love.
几世纪以来，Farnsworth家的绅士 Fer centuries, the Farnsworth gentlemen
都在给王后提供服务啊 has provided service to the queen.
现在，闭上你的眼睛，想想英格兰吧 Now, close your eyes and think of england.
那个 I say.
你王冠上是什么？ What's that in your crown?
你是指这块安达穆卡蛋白石（安达穆卡是蛋白石的重要产地， 位于南澳大利亚州，1949年产于安达穆卡的一颗重约190克的蛋白石， 后切磨成一颗重203克拉的弧面宝石， 并与另两颗蛋白石和180颗钻石一道镶成项链， 由南澳大利亚州政府于1954年赠给英国女王）吗？ You mean the andamooka opal?
那可是最为珍贵的宝石在全世... That's the most precious gem in all the...
好的 Yes.
三个橡皮圈中了 Three rubbers on the hobb.
截住他！ Stop him!
他给了我一棍还抢走了我的王冠 He crowned me in the knickers and nicked me crown.
站住！ Freeze！
不然我们将强制去抓捕你们！ Or we'll be forced to continue chasing you！
自打我们不再带枪 since we don't carry guns.
确实如此 Indubitably.
我们得回到过去把这歪事扳直了 We've got to go back in time and set things straight.
快点再去舔Washington的脑袋 Hurry up and lick Washington's head again.
做不到，再没George Washington了 We can't. There's no George Washington
以及别的总统 nor any other presidents.
这货怎么样？ What about this bloke?
他就来自于革命年代 He's from revolutionary times.
Farnsworth.
哎，你们就是那群用烛台打我的笨蛋！ Hey, you're the plonkers what candlesticked me！
好吧，我告诉你们 Well, I showed you.
我杀了George Washington I killed George Washington,
现在我和一个辣妹结了婚 and now I'm married to one of the spice girls.
别想知道是哪一个 Don't rightly know which one.
Bender，给我拿来蛋白石末 Bender, fetch me that powdered opal.
是时候重建Farnsworth这一姓氏的尊严了 It's time to restore dignity to the Farnsworth name.
好了 There.
我留下了两个灯笼 That time I left both lanterns in place.
我也更重更重地打了Farnsworth And I hit Farnsworth much, much harder.
也许太重了 Perhaps too hard.
看，所有的总统又都回来了 Look, all the presidents are back.
甚至包括John Tyler（美国第十任总统，辉格党人， 是第一个因在任总统逝世而以副总统继任为总统的人。 在他的坚持下，副总统得在继任总统之后取得和总统一样的地位。 约翰·泰勒1841年就任副总统，一个月后继任总统， 迅速巩固了手中的权力。在任期间，改组美国海军； 建立美国气象局；结束了佛罗里达州的第二次塞诺米尔战争。 1861年初，主持华盛顿和平会议以调解南北方分歧。） Even John Tyler.
这是我被第一次提及 That's the first time anyone's spoken
在一千两百年里 to me in 1,200 years.
是的，从A到Z Yes, from Chester A. Arthur to Chester Z. Arthur,
都在了 they're all here.
我们的合众国 Our Republic
以及Farnsworth家族的名声都获得了拯救 and the Farnsworth family name are saved.
没人会知道其中的艰辛 And no one will ever know.
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