本集由（某外星字母↗） 呈现
飞出个未来字幕组倾情奉献
翻译: 叶水枫 Black 井木犴 大宋@閗帮主
校对: 佐佐 后期 & 压制: SuperBrother
全体就位 Crew on deck.
东京投递之行怎么样? How was the delivery to Tokyo?
凑合… 不过飞蛾兽进了飞船衣柜 Not bad... Mothzilla got into the ship's closet, though.
求你让我们换新制服吧 教授 Can we please get new uniforms now, Professor?
你一年前就说要换新的了 You said you would replace them a year ago.
你不会要我遵循一年前那个教授的话吧 You can't expect me to honor what year-ago Professor said.
那家伙又嫩又愚蠢 That guy was young and foolish.
这些制服没啥问题 There's nothing wrong with these uniforms
几个补丁就能补好 that a few denim patches won't fix.
好吧 Oh, all right.
去服装区 To the garment district.
宇宙制服店
请进 请进 Come in, come in.
要不要来块马卡龙 分七瓣尝尝? Can I offer you maybe a nice macaroon cut in seven pieces?
真老套 Oy, such a stereotype.
我想要一种太空制服 Yes, I'm looking for something in a space uniform
穿起来极其丢脸 that's respectfully humiliating
价格能从员工薪水里扣除而不被发现 but can come out of an employee's salary without his noticing.
没问题 You got it.
保证物美价廉 Tomorrow's clothes at yesterday's prices.
选生存装没错的 Ah, you can't go wrong with a stillsuit.
它能把你的固体废料转化成一块很好的鱼饼 It recycles your solid waste into a nice piece gefilte fish.
不能让它保持废料状态吗? Ugh, is there a way to just keep it as solid waste?
这绝对是我们都喜欢的 Now here's something we can all agree on.
星王2293 Ah, the Stardoz 2293.
不是每个人都能穿的像你这么合身 Not for everybody, but you pull it off.
请别太合身了 Please don't pull it off.
哟 鱿鱼头剪刀手 Yo, squidward scissorhands,
你从成人片场搞到这个的? you got this in an adult robot medium?
这个猎狐制服？ The foxhunting uniform?
这位先生 您一定有着高尚的轴承 You, sir, must be a robot of noble bearings.
我可以追溯到阿尔伯特王子的罐头 Well, I am descended from prince Albert's can.
我想我们看够了 I think we've seen enough.
实际上看的太多了 Too much, actually.
走 我们换一家逛逛 Come on, let's try somewhere else.
等等 或许像你们这样有眼光的顾客 Wait, wait, perhaps discerning customers like yourselves
会对这个打折衣架上的东西感兴趣 would be interested in an item from our discount rack.
品质才是最重要的 Quality is the most important thing.
便宜多少? How much is it?
打一折 90% off.
去年一个很讨厌的家伙预订的 后来没付款 An unpleasant fellow ordered them last year but never paid.
真的是最讨厌的家伙 Most unpleasant, that one.
听起来像是一年前教授的所作所为 That sounds like something year-ago Professor would do.
我们要了 We'll take them.
终于有一件可以死得体面的制服了 Finally, a uniform I'd be happy to be caught dead in.
而且 天呐 它吸汗 And, boy, does it wick away moisture...
一加仑一加仑的吸 gallons and gallons of it.
另外 这种精心的缝纫 Plus, they're stitched in such a way that,
不管从哪个角度看 no matter what angle it's viewed from,
你都像是英雄一样站在风中 it looks like you're standing in hero wind.
我只希望我的拳头没被缝在腰带上 I just wish my fists weren't sewn to my belt.
嘿 快来瞧瞧Bender穿的是什么? Hey, what's Bender wearing instead of that crap?
天呐 Oh, lord.
你真买了这身打扮? Did you actually buy that getup?
我们猎狐人可不会屈尊花钱买衣服 We foxhunters do not stoop to buy getups.
我擅自拿走了 I made free with it.
你什么时候喜欢上... 不对 是听说过猎狐了? Since when do you care... or even know... about foxhunting?
猎狐可是一项古老而高尚的消遣 Foxhunting is an ancient and noble pursuit
它深深吸引了我 that's fascinated me
就从十分钟前我第一次听说开始 ever since I first heard of it ten minutes ago.
高尚消遣? Noble pursuit?
哪种高尚会杀死一个无力反抗的动物? What's noble about killing a defenseless animal?
别天真了 Leela Don't be naive, Leela.
我们成天杀死无力的动物 We kill defenseless animals all the time.
瞧瞧Hermes的龟壳眼镜 Look at Hermes's tortoise-shell glasses.
教授的海象牙假牙 The Professor's walrus-ivory teeth,
而且别忘了斑马毛飞船罩 and don't forget the zebra-fur ship cozy.
- 我想你是对的 - 他说的有道理 - Yeah, I guess you're right. - He's got a point.
看 Leela 每个可耻的行为都有两面性 See, Leela, there are two sides to every shameful act.
在你看来是一群疯狗 What you call the atrocity of crazed dogs
残暴地撕碎一只无助的狐狸 tearing a helpless fox to shreds,
在别人看来是一趟愉快的远足 others call a pleasant jaunt in the park.
首先 The first thing.
你自己来看吧 Come see for yourself.
明日来观看我的处女猎吧 Join me on the morrow as I embark on my maiden hunt.
我说必须来 I said join me!
泽西高速: 本高速被死亡竞速赛中缺胳膊短腿的英雄们堵塞
松林泥地狩猎俱乐部
这是我做过的最好的抗议标牌 This is my best protest sign ever,
而且很容易 and it was easy
公牛ox和狐狸fox仅相差一个F
因为我本来就有一个"拯救公牛"的标牌 because I started with a "save the ox" sign I already had.
你哪儿搞的马? Wow, where'd you get the horse?
不关你事 None of your business.
NYPD: 纽约警局
年轻人 你不能就这样从香槟喷泉直接喝 Young man, one does not drink from a champagne fountain in that manner.
但它就这么做了 But he's doing it.
看这个傻子 Check out this dork.
先生 我是狩猎的首领 I, sir, am the master of the hunt
如果你表现得像个绅士 我会很高兴 and I'll thank you to behave like a gentleman.
没问题 先生 You're quite welcome, sir.
好的 猎狐 Ah, yes, foxhunting.
我对猎狐 可谓了若指掌 If there's one thing I know, it's everything about it.
这只怪猫干嘛用的? What's that weird cat?
这就是我们今天要猎杀的狐狸 This is the fox we'll be hunting today.
这比想象的容易多了 Wow, this is easier than I thought.
这项运动是在追逐中进行的 先生 The sport is in the chase, sir.
这只狐狸有30分钟用来逃跑 The fox gets a 30-minute head start.
如果在笼子里就杀了它会简单得多 Man, it would have been so much easier to kill it in the cage.
狩猎开始 Let the hunt begin.
站住 这实在是太惨无人道了 Stop, this is cruel and inhumane.
好吧 做狩猎大师这么多年 Well, now, in all my years as a huntmaster
我从没见过像你这样的 I've never seen anything like this.
拯救狐狸
我是说 瞧瞧这牌子 I mean, look at that sign.
太漂亮了 It's magnificent.
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
我用了尺子 I used a ruler
而且最后把铅笔线都擦去了 and I erased all the pencil lines when I was finished.
厉害 Charming.
行了 给我滚沟里吧 Now, into the ditch with you.
所以狗狗把事全包了 So the dogs do all the work
我们运动员只需享受这美妙的骑行之旅? while we sportsmen enjoy a nice horsey ride?
一点儿没错 Precisely.
看来你弄清楚情况了 I see you've caught the fever.
保持警惕 Keep your wits about you.
我可用木头隐藏了很多隐蔽陷阱 I've blanketed these woods with devious traps
用来赶走那些入侵和示威的人 to ward off poachers and protesters.
停止杀戮 停止暴力 Stop the bloodshed, stop the violence.
哥一里之外就知道了 I saw that coming from a mile away...!
要更小心哦 朋友 Be more careful, friend.
我的反重力陷阱几乎没人能发现 My antigravity snares are virtually undetectable.
哥一里之外就知道了 I saw it coming from a mile a...
汉语中妲己含狐狸之意
看到妲己了 看到妲己了 View halloo, view halloo.
看到妲己了 太好了 View halloo? All right.
那是什么意思? What does that mean?
我们能看到狐狸了 The fox has been sighted.
太好了 逮住那狐狸 Oh, yeah, get that fox.
上啊 狗狗们 上 Go, dogs, go.
好吧 都一样 Eh, either way.
天哪 这太可怕了 Oh, God, this is horrible.
我都不忍心看了 I can't watch.
你们人类总说不想看这些暴力 You humans always say you don't want to see violence,
但还总是看 but you know you do.
有种你别看啊 I defy you not to watch.
机器狐狸? A robot fox?
我现在不会有任何意见了 Huh, I guess I'm okay with this after all.
我可不这么想 Well, I'm not.
捕猎机器狐狸可是违反机器生物天性的罪行 Robot foxhunting is a crime against robo-nature.
停止杀戮 停止暴... Stop the bloodshed, stop the viol...
你们怎么可以对一只手无寸铁的可怜机器狐狸这样 How can you do this to a poor, defenseless robot animal?
你们人类真有病 You people are sick,
你们这些猎狗也好不到哪去 and you foxhounds are no better.
人家不是猎狗 They're not foxhounds.
人家是长毛垂耳狗 傻子 They're springer spaniels, you twit.
或说是弹簧动力猎犬 Or rather spring-powered spaniels.
机器人之间自相残杀? Bot-on-bot violence?
什么时候才是个头? Where will it end?
何止这些机器狗 Not with the dogs.
来这边 老伙计 Come here, sea gasket.
走你 Hyah!
不 No!
你这位先生真是无情的怪物 You, sir, are a heartless monster,
你会后悔认识我的 and you will rue the day you met me.
还有 能不能给我停车票盖个章? Also, can I get my parking validated?
结束对机器生物不公待遇的时刻已经到来 The time has come to end injustice against robot animals.
Bender的机器动物统一战线
再也不能用狗追兔子来测试化妆品了 No dog track rabbit should be used to test cosmetics,
再也不能有机器奶牛被挤奶机强行挤奶了 no robot cow should have to be milked by a milking machine,
再也不能有挤奶机被机器奶牛强行献奶了 and no milking machine should have to milk a robot cow.
可这些事情根本不存在 Those injustices don't even exist.
那我们就去找些存在的吧 Then, let's find some that do.
新鲜机器鸡蛋制造工厂
机器鸡不能都挤在一个小小的空间里 Robot chickens weren't made to be jammed in cubicles
被强制下蛋 and forced to lay eggs.
事实上现在不是了 Actually, they was.
我会救你的 I'll save you.
快跑 我的机器小爱鸡 Run free, sweet robo-hen.
机器鲜肉店
我受够妥协了 Enough with the tenderizing.
是时候反抗了 It's time for a Benderizing.
你们不能就这样冲过来 随便切我的手 Hey, you people can't just burst in like that and cut off my hand.
得先告诉我要多少 You got to take a number.
射杀无辜的机器小鸭是错误的 Shooting innocent robot ducks is wrong.
飞吧 Fly away.
飞吧 我的美人 Fly away, my pretties.
大功告成
祝贺你 Bender Congratulations, Bender,
你制止了这座楼方圆20码之内的机器动物残杀行为 you've ended robot animal cruelty within a 20-yard radius of this building.
你是打算就此收手 You ready to call it a day,
还是还有没算完的帐? or do you have one more score to settle?
后者 The second thing.
本周的猎狐运动正式开始 The weekly hunt is hereby called to order.
我得再喝点 I'll drink some more to that.
同往常一样 狐狸被放出30分钟后 我们再… As always, once I release the fox, it will have a 30-minute head start before...
又是你小子 You again.
我回来了 大人 I'm back, snooty.
我们是来解救那只机器狐的 We're here to liberate that robot fox,
就像这样 and that's what we're gonna do.
你不介意教教我怎么开门吧? Uh, you mind showing me how to open the cage?
听着 猎狐是一项神圣的传统运动 Now, listen here, the hunt is a hallowed tradition,
你们这些喜欢小鹿斑比的垮掉一代休想让它终止 and you Bambi-loving beatniks will never stop it.
小鹿斑比: 50年代美国动画
是吗? Oh, no?
那您可能还不知道 Well, for your information,
机器狐已经被公认为是一种濒危物种 the robot fox has been declared an endangered robo-species.
这张禁令要求所有猎狐运动推迟24小时开始 This injunction suspends all robot foxhunting for 24 hours
而我们的动议已在法庭考虑之中 while our motion is under consideration.
我们法庭上见 We'll see you in court.
动议驳回 Motion destroyed.
明天日出开始 猎狐运动继续 The hunt shall resume at sunup.
虽然他不公正 但挺有范儿 He's crooked, but fair.
我不会放弃的 I'm not giving up yet.
- 我会 - 我已经放弃了 - I am. - I already did.
看我的 You can count on me.
我有个计划 Now here's the plan.
我们偷偷溜进场地 把狐狸放了 We're going to sneak onto the grounds and free that fox.
回来路上能请个冰激凌吗? Can we stop for ice cream on the way back?
行啊 可以 All right, fine.
去的路上也行吗? And on the way there?
好了 我拿着冰激凌 你们俩去 Okay, I'll hold the ice cream while you two go over.
冰激凌呢? Where's the ice cream?
被熊抢了 There was a bear.
好了 你们把它带回公司 Okay. You guys take him back to planet express.
我还准备了一个恶作剧 I've got one more shenanigan up my sleeve.
但你答应回去路上请吃冰激凌的 But you promised us way-back ice cream.
拿好 Oh, here.
但不准要巧克力的 到睡觉时间了 But no chocolate...it's bedtime.
那个讨嫌的机器人被禁止入场了 With that odious robot barred from the grounds,
本周的猎狐运动再次正式开始 the weekly hunt is hereby called once more to order.
狩猎开始 Let the hunt begin.
Outfox同时有放跑狐狸之意
先生们 你们中计了 You, sir, have been outfoxed.
为这我可忙活了一整晚 I spent all night on that.
挺聪明的 It's clever.
不过我还是要命令你交出狐狸 Nevertheless, I demand you return my fox.
不好意思 大笨蛋 Sorry, mutton-chump.
狐狸跑没了 打猎也泡汤咯 No fox, no hunt.
真的吗? Oh, really?
狩猎开始 Let the hunt begin!
先生 我允许你最后再考虑一下 Sir, I leave you with this one final thought.
天哪 他们要杀了我 Oh, God, they're gonna kill me
我可是很重要的机器人 (西班牙语) El roboto mas importante.
我只有30分钟逃命 And I only have a 30 minute head start.
分岔路 Uh-oh, a fork in the path.
这边的黑树林 藏身地方比较多 There's more places to hide in that dark forest.
但走那边的草原 我可以跑很快 On the other hand, I could run faster through that open meadow.
当然 走树林那边不会被晒伤 But of course, the forest might protect my fair robot skin from sunburn.
我们今天进行的是除了草地飞镖以外最危险的运动 Today, we hunt the most dangerous game aside from lawn darts...
我们的对手 那只狡猾的机器人可是满肚子花花肠子 a cunning robotic adversaryso deviously clever that...
看在上帝份上 Oh, for God's sake.
话又说回来 谁不想在草原上尽情奔跑? Then again, a nice run through a meadow, who could say no to that?
听着 狩猎需要的是团队合作 Look here. Hunting is a team effort,
你却没有做好自己分内的事 and you're not pulling your weight.
我要耍耍你 再给你一次逃跑的机会 Now I'm going to be sporting and give you one more chance to run.
谢了 Thanks.
运动精神最重要了 Nothing's more important than sportsmanship.
真可爱 It's so cute.
鲎: 一种海生节肢动物
跟鲎一样可爱 Horseshoe crab cute.
关于狐狸的好消息 各位 Fox news, everyone.
我决定让这只狐狸做我们公司的新吉祥物 I've decided to make the fox our new corporate mascot.
同意 同意 Hear, hear.
我们把新制服穿上 Let's put on our new uniforms
给业务简报拍一张新员工合照吧 and take a staff photo for the newsletter.
妙极了 Right on!
制服在这里 刚刚洗过晾… Here they are, freshly laundered and...
我们的漂亮制服… 被毁了 Our magnificent uniforms... they're ruined.
它还尿在了储物间的地板上 And he peed on the locker room floor.
那可是我的地盘 That's my territory.
还闯进鸡舍 Also got in the henhouse
咬死了Any那只得了奖的罗德岛红鸡 and killed Amy's prize-winning Rhode Island red.
Penelope 不 Not Penelope.
管它可不可爱 我要杀了丫 Cute or not, I'll kill that robo-rat.
让我来 Let me at it.
我要用这根嚼过的旧木棍敲它 I'm gonna pound it with this chewed-up old stick.
不 No!
它只是一个受到惊吓的可怜野生机器人 It's just a poor, scared wild robot.
你还想让它怎样? What did you expect?
我的标语牌 被毁掉了 My sign. It's ruined.
杀了这只狐狸 Kill the fox.
只差了这么一丁点 Missed it by that much.
不好 它们闻到我的气味了 Oh, no, they caught my scent.
我得往身上擦些东西摆脱掉它们 I better throw them off by rubbing myself with something.
这不好用 Ow! That's no good.
等等 我知道什么能迷惑那些猎狗了 Wait, I know what'll confuse those dogs.
恶搞食品公司Newman's Own
猫薄荷 Catnip
油炸鹰嘴豆饼
你我从此势不两立 我的朋友 You have made yourself an enemy, my friend!
该死 它跳上去新泽西的列车了 Dang it. He jumped on the path train to New Jersey.
明白了 Of course.
它要坐车回它的原生栖息地 He's commuting back to his native habitat.
别的先不管 我现在好饿 On top of everything, I'm starving.
我要用这根树枝刻一个三明治 I'll have to carve a sandwich out of this tree branch.
我的手指 My finger.
真希望我能多记些参加童子军时学的生存技能 I wish I remembered more survival skills from boy scouts.
一种传达个体感受及情绪等的舞蹈形式
只可惜我唯一得到过的徽章是"解释舞"徽章 Too bad my only merit badge was in interpretive dance.
等等 Wait.
我能使用通用的舞蹈语言发出求救信号 I can use the universal language of dance to signal for help.
那是我第二喜欢的脚踝 That was my second favorite ankle.
是号角声吗? Was that a horn?
是那些狗吗? Are those the dogs?
是两只毛毛虫在快乐的交配吗? Is that two caterpillars making sweet love?
你也知道被捕猎的滋味 是吧 伙计? Aw, you know what it's like to feel hunted, too, eh, buddy?
求你陪我度过最后的时光 Would it be too much to ask you to stay with me
在我身边死去很过分吗? in my final moments and die at my side?
而且是你先死? And you die first?
你个卑鄙的混... You lousy son of a...!
我明白了 你让我脱困了 Oh, I get it. You freed me.
你个卑鄙的混... You lousy son of a...!
我们紧跟着他的脚步 We're hot on his heels.
他的一只脚 One of his heels.
又是这帮家伙 oh, these guys.
有什么事吗? Can I help you?
给我让开 这只狐狸是我们的 Out of our way, this fox is ours.
狐狸? Fox?
好的 去吧 Ah, yes. Have at it.
我们今天不猎狐 We're not hunting fox today.
等一下 那你们在捕猎什么? Wait a second, what are you hunting?
我的天 Oh, my God.
是Bender的中指 It's Bender's middle finger.
到哪儿我都认得出它 I'd recognize this anywhere.
怎么了 小家伙? What is it, little buddy?
有夹心蛋糕吗? Is it a layer cake?
还是世界职业棒球大赛门票? Or maybe world series tickets?
陷阱拌线 A trip wire, hmm?
但是谁会绊倒谁呢? But who's tripping who?
Bender纠正上句语法错误
慢着 要用宾格 Wait... whom.
谁会绊倒谁呢? Who's tripping whom?
我想我要表达的是 I guess what I've been trying to say is,
我们都应该感到羞愧 we should all be ashamed.
我羞愧 不该对毁掉我标牌的机械狐生恨 Me for my hatred of a mechanical fox that tore up my sign...
甚至还想掐死它 and who I'd like to throttle...
你们羞愧 不该捕猎一个无辜的机器人 and you, for hunting an innocent robot.
一个没有亲自伤害你们的机器人 Well, a robot who didn't harm you personally.
至少今天没有 Today.
虽然说不准 Probably.
我尤其要谴责你 捕猎大师 But most of all, I blame you, huntmaster.
捕猎大师哪去了? Where's the huntmaster?
记得你刚才说"不许离开"然后转了一下头吗? Remember when you said "nobody leave" and then you turned your head briefly?
他在那之前一小时就走了 He left an hour before that.
你让我失望了 Bender You disappoint me, Bender.
我以为你已经学会避开我的反重力陷阱了 I'd've thought you'd have learned to avoid my antigravity snares by now.
我避开了 I did.
只可惜你没有 Too bad you didn't.
天啊 Ye gods!
被人捕猎的滋味怎样? How does it feel to be the hunted?
总要回头张望担心你的身后 To be forever looking over your shoulder,
就像那种长着灵活脖子的猫头鹰 like an owl with that type of neck?
痛苦的死在世界上最伟大的人的手中? To die in agony at the hands of the world's greatest lover?
不 求你了 No! Please!
我不能开枪杀了你 I can't shoot you.
Bender 我发现了你扣扳机的指头 Bender, I found your trigger finger.
现在我能了 Ah, now I can.
但我不会 But I won't.
因为有这么多目击者 Not with so many witnesses.
你是个真正的绅士 You're a true gentleman.
但我不是 Unlike me.
我真的不忍心... I can't watch...
错过这一幕 Enough.
不 Oh, no!
嘿 等一下 Hey, wait a minute.
他也是机器人? 天啊 He was also a robot? Dude!
也就是说机器狐狸杀死了机器人? So a robot fox killed a robot human?
估计这就没什么问题了 Eh, I guess that makes it okay.
不 No.
任何杀戮都是... Killing of any kind is...
我不知道 那个... I don't know, well...
让我想想 Let me think about this.
我觉得大概没问题 I guess it's okay.